time for what do i need to know for next weekend. tracy? >> mayor bloomberg first came down on my big gulp. now my ear buds. he wants to take them away to save my hearing. leave it alone? it prevents me from having road rage. >> wayne? >> well, jeffries, which i love, was bought by -- merged, which is a stock i oned for a long time. they have superior management, great stock. i like it very much and i've owned it forever. >> okay. john, you have an interesting play this week. >> yeah. inflation is here, eric. you're even seeing it in hotel reward points. lot of the big hotel chains are doubling the amount of points you need to stay at their

properties. iilg is a strong travel-related stock. it will help you pay for your summer trip, this which will be more expensive this year. >> what are you wearing? you're in chicago. >> i'm ready for vacation. i'm ready to go on vacation. i need stocks to help send me there. >> can you do us a favor and give us one more button next time? >> a little chest hair. >> we have to leave it there. thanks to everyone. remember, folks, we work hard. we pay our taxes. we pay our bills. we take care of our families. meanwhile, our elected officials from the potomac to portland are cashing in on our hard work. our job here is to shine a bright light, blow the whistle loudly on their wasteful ways because it just has to stop. don't forget to weigh in on all the topics we just discussed on twitter. at eric bolling hash tag cashing in. have a great weekend, everybody. see you next week.

i'm greg gutfeld look withck the group. she's apotele for pez dispensers. dana perino. she's 5:00 o'clock in new york city and whatever. shock pan at ahmadinejab. the same redou car at the time. it's not for a flick, because funeral.k, hugo's. venezuela had 22,000 murders. penn claimsse hugo was a champin of the poor action but if you t mean undertaker, you're probably right. this is an adult moment for america, which is needed in that our president seems to bring out the kid in everyone, including himself. takes sequestration. that was the bunk bed he made. he still blamed others, tping the white house in a tawdry tantrum of baby games. another teenage response,

sneaking someone's through a bedroom window.w. here it's been laden's son-in-law who we find out is now in manhattan awaiting a civilian trial. how did that happen? i blame gitmo. this terror sneak and the drones employed as exterminators exist solely to avoid saying that you were wrong about the beauty of gitmo. what is gitmo? gitmo is really just a reminder in this worlddvil and that evil needs a cage when it's caught. so as world leaders kiss the c dead hand of an anti-american tyrant, north korea threatens annihilation and iran gears up for war, it's about time for the teen-agerte in chief to wise up. there is a big world that hatest you and no matter how many apology tours you make or heartfelt videos or how much yoo bow, they still do. so eric, why new york city? cheaper flights than cuba? >> no idea. this could be one of the biggest

mistakes they've ever made. once he lands here, once you read him his mar randa rights, it's over. he'll get the full benefits of the legal system. no interrogation. it has to be a speedy trial. in gitmo, you keep them there, you can take loty of time to fid out what k he knows and what ele the other baind guys we can fin. the left is saying, look what we did with the underwear bomber. there is a difference here, though. this guyua was caught in jordan and they brought him here. those other two bozos were caught here. they were trying to pull it off here. big difference. >> he wasn't caught in jordan. he was caught in turkey. the turks said they wouldn'tld turn him over to the united states if they sent him to k kuwait. somehow, we gohot on the plane n jordan and got him off. that's a big question. i don't know how that worked out. the other thing is, this guy was not involved int 9-11. not operational for years. this is not somebody to be really scared of. >> he was there when bin laden s took credit for 9-11. he was in the video of bin laden

taking credit for 9-11. >> but he wasn't involved in 9-11. correct? n they don't believe that he was. >> oh, oh the research is wrong. >> they don't believe that he was. that's correct. one ofn't believe he was the top operational guys. as i understand it, they didn't even talk about taking him to gitmo. even though they just redid the whole soccer field. >> it's beautiful. >> i guess they think taking anybody there is inconsistent with their stated policy of closing it. >> right. >> but if they've already taken the political hit that it's not going to be closed and they're not closing it, then why not take this person there? because the two examples that they gave were the underwear bomber and the times square bomber. but those two guys were already here inys the united states. this one goes back to what they wanted to do originally, which is bring khalid sheikh mohammed to new york city, which is what they said they weren't going to do. >> why are they backtracking? this is one of the first things that eric holder did.

he pushed for trials in downtown new york city. the public went crazy. he walked itub back. they haven't closed gitmo. just stay with the stated position. this now in the w midst of the drone debate makes people scratch their heads and go, wait a minute. he has more rights, he has the same rights as an american citizen than somebody who they're pursuing that they think is bad with a drone. it makesnk no sense. >> they're driven by the shadow of gitmo. that's what it is. they can't come up with a consistent response. >> you mind if i correct you on something? >> ly. please do. >> okay. you said that obama was>> hated around the world. he's not hated around the worldr >> no, i'm saying america is. >> oh, i see. okay. >> you've got to get used to that. correction back. >> you were for the correction before you were against the correction. actually loved and hate. he's loved by some and hated by others. bob talk to you about the chavez funeral? you were invited. you choseu not to go? >> no, no. i was on the list, but so were

yout and eric. i don't know why you turned it down. i couldn't do it because of my thumb. >> i was hoping eric would pay fort flights. >> he's going to do that. he's going to pay off the deficit. he's decide -- >> that might friend on twitter. >> that's true. everybody get hold t of eric. >> i get heat from all of you. >> i was actually going to i want you up for 100 bucks. now i guessu i won't. >> you know how many people are going to hit you up for money? >> just f remember, it's for the folks. >> for the children. >> right. >> how many times i say that when i'm arrested. >> i still think what's really important, besides chavez is not there, is thishe is a very important moment in latin america for us, for the u.s. to redo some very, very strained relations. it would be good fours. >> we didn't strain those

relationships, bob. >> no, i understand. i agree with you. i'm not going to correct you either. but what i'mor saying is that io think that there -- you got big economies down there. not the least of which is brazil.th and in venezuela is a place. if chavez is gone, who takesla over? >> the otheran dictator. >> right. i don't know if the funeral is the appropriate place to go and do the diplomacy because this is the opportunity, last time i checked funerals, to horn and heap praise on him. you look at the guest list, steven morales of bolivia. castro of cuba, daniel ortega of nicaragua. these are the guys that they funded, chavez funded with oil money from venezuela. their ideology is radical. i don't know if they should do it. >> dictator tots. >> i love it. >> here is the thing, he's going to lie in state forever. is that creepy or cool? would you want to lie in state? >> no, when i'm gone, i want to be gone. done. puff of air. >> you want to be fed to jasper.

>> no.as well. you want to be cremated? you didn't say that. >> cremated, sure. i'll be cremated. i don't really care. >> i want to be cremated. >> who is the dude that embalmed him forever? >> stalin. >> lenin. >> can you imagine how ugly that is? that.don't do why do some countries do that? c it makes no sense. >> that's how warped it is. that's like the psychological problem that were built up over a generation. i love what you said the other day, why is it these dictator tots who say they're for the poor action they only create more poor? yet the allegiance to them lasts well beyond thei lr lifetime. >> fear. that's what it t is. >> the interesting thing is with that guest list read off, the c.i.a. is going to run out of bugs in the hotel rooms down there. i guarantee you there is a lot of covert activity going on. if you were there, eric, they would do y it, too. >> i'm bothered by that.

>> jesse jackson will be there. shouldn't he behe spending more' time with his son than a dead guy? >> there is only visiting hours are limited. >> oh, there you go. >> north korea, i want to talk about north korea. the issue is these threats are happening over and over again. we don't seem to take them seriously. is it because we -- they're not credible? so were laugh? >> we don't take any threat seriously now adays. it doesn't have to be north korea. they seem to brush everything t off. i think that this guy is a mad man. maybe we don't know as much as we knew about his father. but let's assume the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. we have to take what he says seriously. he's making very serious threats. we can't laugh them off.er another group that shouldn't laugh him off, the chinese. they treat him like a rabid dog in their backyard. this is a big deal. you can't just -- i mean, look,a he's a nut. but you can't discount him. >> i think our government takes it pretty seriously, or certaino sector of our government takes it very seriously so that we don't have to, so that we can

make fun of him. >> i said before this guy was supposed to be the better of thg threeed generations. he was educated in the united states, liked basketball, appeared to be somebody more receptive to opening up to western ideas. and by the way, he wouldn't have done this without the chinese okaying it. >> absolutely. chinese have enabled this guy. they'vech enabled north korea fr years. >> why do they continue to enable him? >> they don't want them to come here. >> the japanese are right across the peninsula. they are at risk. they can reach that. they may not be able to reach us with any of their nuclear weapons, but there are certain areas that are very, very friendly to us that they could reach. don't hold it past these guys to do something to one of ourgu allies. >> do you think dennis rodman made this worse or better? or was it just a coincidence he left and now it's getting even worse? >> cause and effect. >> worse. >> you didn't know rodman was a graduate of california technical institute, did you? he's an engineer, really. a nuclear engineer and he taught

this guy how to get a missile to get here. >> here is my theory. north korea is i greg gutfeld ad perino.is dana north korea is just -- >> america is going to kick your -- >> no. north korea is pulling america'- pig tails. why are they doing this? they're not going to do anything. they just want us to like them. >> you just want her to like you? >> they're just irritating us? >> what can we interpret from thate analogy? >> none whatsoever. >> that i have great hair? >> eric is right here. it's our allies in the pacific rim that are threatened. that's something we really center to take into account. if i'm not mistaken, we have a treaty with south korea, right that, we would come it their aid? >> like 57,000 or 60,000 troops on the border. >> all right. >> we got to take a break. i can't wait for this next segment. coming up, has the white house closed its doors to our nation's devastatedrs youth? will eric update his generous offer to keep t tours up ands running?

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♪ . so yesterday askedte the president to reconsider his decision to close down the whits house, i offered the cost to keep it open because i don't want kids to be disappointed. >> the white house is our house. >> reached out multiple times to jay carneyac today, but this is what i heard. >> that's a cricket. >> the president's closed the white house doors, the american. bob, i would put this out there yesterday. it really, really gained a loty of steam, sean hannity jumped on board. he said he would do the same thing. charles cars, newt gingrich, a lot of people are coming forward saying president obama, open the white house doors. what's this all about? >> i don't know. i'm goingse to put ten bucks ino it. [ laughter ] and before you spend all that money, don't forget my car. okay? listen, it's a dumb end of what

i thought was too much of a campaign event and it's -- you do something like this, and you get kids involved and they can't come to the white house, i can't think of a worst combination to leave yourself as vulnerable as you are. in many ways, whoever thought this up deserves to get hit on it because it doesn't make it. >> it seems like a little bit of karma for a president who likes to use children in press conferences. now it's backfiring because the children are pretty powerful when it comes to pr tactics. they want to get a tour. what's worse is they should have backed off because now it'sw story after story after story.af we learn things like, obama's dog has a handler for over $100,000 her year? what? >> i think he does more than handle the dog. >> what else do you think he does? reached out to the press office. i spoke to the assistant. i e-mailed both of them. i called both of them and jayi

carney. >> did they say who is eric bolling? i've never heard of him. >> here is my question, do you think they don't know that that offer has been extended, especially since sean hannityse said he would do a week off? >> as petty political maneuvers go, they can be matched hand foy hand. i think if i were them, i would not -- i think they were smart not to respond.re if i am them, but i do think that the press office was probably never consulted abouton the decision to close the white house tours.de or if they were, and they didn't block it, then they deserve to lay in a bunk bed that they -- >> you think they were going to say, yes, mr. boling, you've been such a strong supporter of ours? >> i don't have the kind of wealth to display on tv. but i am willing to offer summer tours of my apartment, only to college age students and they would noert disappear like last year, i swear. bill hemmer, he's telling me he's joining in. he's offering to buy margaritas.

>> sounds like you're defending obama. can we roll the tape of a few of the kids, the last few that got white house tours. listen. >> i just walked in there and i never felt like so much magnificence. it's like thene red carpet. i was like, i could be walking here sunday.ng >> i feel pretty lucky 'cause it's the last tour and i really wanted to see the white house and i got to do that. >> i thought it was definitely worth it to come on the tour. but it's kind of at a disadvantage for people ho can't. >> you guys can make fun of it, but i think it's bad. b >> we're not make fun of it. >> it's a black eye to america shutlaesident obama has the white house down. >> no, i don't think you're wrong of the i think everybody is agreeing that they made a terrible decision and they immediatelysaid like, okay. wait, let's stop the bleeding. but now they're basically, like, in the e.r. room. >> we didn't say it was a good idea. it was a badwe idea. now, if you work in the white house, i didn't like the tours

coming through 'cause you couldi never get one side of the house to the other without having to run against all these kids. >> you made your offer, eric, and then sean hannity jumped on board, it made it worse. it fed the story for another f news cycle. again, more reason for them to back off. but you and io talk about this all the time, whether it was the bp oilll spill, whether it's the huge public affairs or public relations nightmares, they seem to just let it go and let it go and let it go and they have no idea that it's blown up. >> i think it's 'cause the media gives them a free ride about everything, so they never really think about it until they absolutely have to, case in point with giving an award to the woman who was anti-semitic. they let it go until somebody caught on because the main stream media didn't n but they were smart enough to back off. >> right. >> they said we're not going to give her theba award. >> let's not all dump on him because of this. this is a bad idea. >> but bob -- >> he has gotten a lot of play on this and he got reelected. >> you know why we're dumping on him? because he has chosen not to

manage the o sequester. he could and he has said, i will not do it. that's the problem. >> how can -- >> the army's tuition assistance program, suspended because of this. that affects 200,000 soldiers. that's pretty brutal. it just feels like it'st' arbitrary punishment. it's got to be a great time to h be a criminal because you could do something horrible andal they're going to blame it on sequestration. >> look at this, $1.4 billion, the obama family has cost the american taxpayer over the years. t meanwhile, do we have that? all right. anyway, so it's $1.4 billion. here is my point, choices. decisions. there are plenty of decisions and choices to be made. how about cutting back on some of the other things that couldha cut back on? >> why don't we look at the last five presidents and see -- he doesn't do anything too much different. >> did anyone close the white d house? >> no, you're talking about theo cost of them flying to colorado. >> that's the last five presidents didn't lecture us about all getting skin in the

game, bob. >> maybe he's running out of mojo, but the fact is, he's beat everybody at this game and he's done a very good job and so far, this year, he has slowed down on his game. but i think he's going to be fine. >> eric, do you have a good accountant? i think thes irs will be calling you prettyun soon. >> that's right. >> you could turn this into a tax exempt 501 c 3. >> queue the kleenex. joy behar is leaving "the view." how will we get along? our good-bye to the good-bye girl nextgi on "the five" [ male announcer ] this is kevin. to prove to you that aleve is the better choice for him, he's agreed to give it up. that's today? [ male announcer ] we'll be with him all day as he goes back to taking tylenol. i was okay, but after lunch my knee started to hurt again. and now i've got to take more pills.

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♪ when you change with every new day ♪ ♪ then i'm going to miss you >> "the view" is changing in new york city. that's right. chat show host jay behar announced after 16 years, it's time for her to mouth off somewhere else. she told deadline.com she wants to do a, quote, intelligent talk show ino the future. say it isn't so. robert, i know you're so upset a about this. you've been crying. >> clayton: we went on the air. >> i barely were able to pull myself b in here today as a rest of this. by the way, an intelligent -- i punched the wall. an intelligent talk show for hel is what they really do call an oxymoron. look, she's liberal. i like that. most are on that show. by and large, when you start to get into details and politics. >> some people think you're joy behar without the wig. >> i know, i've heard that before. heard that.where i

>> that's a compliment. >> she also had some words for "the five," specifically greg gutfeld. greg, i don't know if you're a fan f of "the view," but it looe like joy has been watching you. >> why do they have to be so nasty to us. there is the guy, what's his name? t greg gutfeld on fox. his quote was, it's better for o to talk to foreign policy rather than those biddies on "the view." >> i got a biddy for you, mac. come see me. >> oooo. >> i want to say it. what's wrong with biddies? first chavez, now behar. she suffers from something called liberal blind spot syndrome. when you're around people who agree with you constantly, youe tend to say really stupid things because no one is saying shut up. t so maybe she'll find new friends. >> i thought she took a bit of a slap at her co-hosts and the show iner general that has employed her for 17 years. she said i want to do an

intelligent show and talk about things? >> i think it could be read that way. but i doubt that's how she read it. >> 17 years. >> she has been on the show for 17 years. >> that's a generation. >> she's one of the only original members of the show. eric? >> i'm just pointing out that on the way over here, us weekly is reporting that elizabeth hasselbeck is leaving as well. >> her contract is up. >> is it? >> coming up, it is up. >> who is left? >> it's going to be -- >> i actually joy behar was funny. she was funny, if you've ever seen "behar," she was good. g but in the last couple of years, she's been too partisan, too bitter for the morning. >> i'll tell you, it's a sad day for america. it's like when mickey dolenz left the beatles. >> speaking of bitter, chris matthews, yes, another favorite here, he has some words for republicans. take a listen. >> i look at obama as the perfect american. the guy went to school, neverca

broke a law. he's a good husband, a good father. my god, i don't think he's ever got a speeding ticket. he does everything right.. and these right wings and he's been h moderate on guns until te horror of newtown and i don't know what they're so afraid of him for except he happens to be black. >> had to play the race card, greg. why does he always have to go there? by the way, there is no such thing as a perfect american. >> i love chris matthews. he's what you call the bozo baseline of theer so you can measure all idiocy against the standard measurement. he's kind of like a kelvin for crazies. >> i kind of feel bad for him. >> he seems like a nice chap.im >> well, i don't know if he is. >> i don't know, maybe he is nice. i think he's lost it. >> let me put some truth in telling he's a friend of mine and i've always enjoyed chris and he does have a good deal of political knowledge and background. you may not like hisl politics, he was with speaker o'neill for a number of years. he was a speech writer. he's a guy who understands politic. >> why all the insults?

why all the insults? >> because he hates republicans. >> how is that a good thing? you just said it's a goodai political analyst, but he hates republicans. >> i said he was a goodo, politician. >> but he's a terriblent journalist then because he's completely biased.ur he has no two sides. >> president obama is -- >> really? >> hold on. president obama is a perfect american?a the guy who never held a job that wasn't paid for by any taxpayer or some form of tax largeees, a guy who called himself lazy? that's a perfect american? >> are you showing your bias b here? you're an impartial source to go to on this subject. >> i don't think anyone looks at chris matthews to be fair and balanced, though. no one looks at him for fair and balanced news, chris matthews. he's an opinion guy. my issue is why go back to the race card? president obama has been reelected and elected. can we move past this? why do they always play the race card? >> it works. >> a couple years ago, i went to

one of thepl many opportunities that the press give o themselves to give themselves awards in washington, d.c he was thees keynote speaker. he started off the whole speech about how important it was to return civility to political discourse. i snickered in the background. my husband did the cough bs thing. and i kicked him under the table hard as well. i always remember that when i hear that about how you might be a good guy, but i think that if you're going to be the guy on tv -- i wish he would just be the same person and then not lecture people about political discourse and polec duringed people -- lectured people on political discourse. >> he was calling everybody to return to a time of civility. >> and president obama has lectured that same type of thing, yet he has divide the country. so he's not aat perfect america. there is no such thing as a perfect american. >> as much as iabhor, i have to say i think some of this on the race card chris believes. and that's something that comes out. i mean, it is what it is. he believes there are elements of the republican party that are

racist and they're out to get obama. >> so is he racist when he goes up against republicans like tim scott? what's that about? or how about when he goes after women?ut is that sex holy spirit they do that against republican women? >> no one plays those cards on theol other side. >> nobody does on the other side? >> i don't hear the right standing up using the race cardi using the sex card. >> how about calling what's hero name a slut? >> and they say some of the mos> horrific things. >> what's her name? >> what's her name? >> i don't remember. >> yeah. he apologized. >> we know you who mean. that wasn't right and you know what? that wasn't right either. how about that. ahead, a red light cameras really about public safety? or are they just a sneaky way for the government to make money is iyt that debate ahead on "the five" ahead on "the five." ♪ ♪ [ loud party sounds ]

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♪ welcome back to "the five." red light and speed cameras, what's the upside and the down side? bob has a theory. on one hand, some cities say they improve safety. but others think it's a scam to entrap people so people can fill their revenues. a judge stopped them in one town outside cincinnati just yesterday. in six months, 1.5 million fines were elected in a place in ohio of 2100 people. so pretty much everybody must have gotten a ticket and paid it, bob. >> first of all, congratulations to this judge. whoever came up with this ideara of putting these things in, it is as close to farbism as you can get. you drive by these things, first of all, they sun you a thing in the mail saying, you owe us 140 bucks, and they show a picture of your car. it's very nice. you say technology is good. they don't know if you're

driving the car. how do they know you didn't loao your car to your neighbor? >> bob, they send a picture of with you a woman and say, you owe $1,000. >> well, yeah. i don't like the idea. i don't like cameras in my business at all, particularly in my business at night. but it is all about collecting revenuele for towns because they don't -- can't figure out another way to do it. it's ridiculous! >> i used to get tickets on thee on ramp to get on i-95. s when getting on the highway, that's y when you have to accelerate, so that you can be safe when you get on the highway. >> but you aren't supposed to be in a big wheel. >> i have a little barbie jeep. chicago, your hometown, somebody else's hometown, a lotc of corruption there.ju just about a couple weeks ago,e they found out that this australian company has a lot of the cameras, they get 40% of the

tickets that they send out. what happens iswh somebody likee pays a ticket right away. but other people don't pay them. in order t to make up that revenue, instead of waiting forf them to go to court, then out more ticket. >> you can basically do it on every corner, raise the number of tickets. here is thee problem, though. it's not -- for me, i'm for these. >> you are? >> yeah. look, you want to break the law -- >> you'rere mr. camera. >> you pay. you want to play, you have to pay. i've gotten nailed by so many of these cameras. >> do you just pay right away. >> you pay right away.ri they got my license plate. who cares? by the way, i have to pay for my wife anyway. in it's not my wife, then i'm ii more trouble than a speedingha ticket. but i s think that they do, they reduce crime. i think twice before i speed on the street. >> all of my research today, i saw a lot of cities do things that helped safety. however, some people think that it's caused more accidents because -- >> rear-end collisions. >> absolutely. >> have you gotten one?

>> yes. >> you don't drive, greg. >> yeah. years ago, oddly enough issues when i was dressed as santa claus doing a segment on going to santa school and the photo of me was in a santa claus outfit. [ laughter ] >> not an elf? >> no, not an eltf, you crazy little person. this is taxation disguised as safety. red light camee are is a -- cama is a democratic drone. a new way to pick your pocket. >> it's not, because if you don't break the law, they don't tax you. >> a lot of these people aren't breaking the law. >> also, the point of they don't know that you actually were the one in the car. what if your neighbor borrowed the car? >> it'ous true. i hate thesero cameras. but i actually, i agree with you on this one, they only take your picture if you're violating the law. they're not taking your picture, bob, if you're doing something something -- chair dancing, like i do. they do not take a picture of that.

although they are annoying. >> you've never danced in your d car while you drive? >> no.n >> okay. that's one thing you president-elect obama haven't done in your car. >> can you get the picture of gutfeld in this santa claus? first of all, the problem with? that, is no kid can sit on your lap without n crushing you. >> it was the worst experience in my lifement by the way, i got ticketed for, i was on the turnpike leaving a mall in philadelphia. and i made a u the other way to go back and they took a picture. >> you can't do that. >> yeah. >> the other thing is that one of the accusations is that some of these o cities have shortened the yellow light. >> absolutely. >> so that they can catch more people either running the red light. r >> that, i don't like because then theryng really are nickel l diming you into complete i submission. but i do think there are safety benefits. like they get me to drive slower for sure. >> they cause people to leave certain neighborhoods when they know they're there. people won't frequent the stores. so it has ane unintended hurting theof economy in that area. >> they get those cameras and they lower the speed.

they'll drop it down to 30 to catch more people. i'm telling you. >> stop break the law. >> have you seen the cameras on the street?ou >> bob, have you seen the cameras out here on the streets in new york city.>> >> i know. >> you're usually doing something wrong. >> no, no. only in any apartment. >> the guy in chicago, the person who got busted for accepting some bribes, basically he was going to get a kickback for putting more and more ofbe these cameras all around the city. they stopped that. cnd a lot of cities are deciding this is just not the way for them to go. >> chicago has done a lot of things wrong. that 40% number came up with some of the parking meters, some of the parking lots. they're giving away 40%. that's all kickback stuff. >> that's some of the most expensive parking in america. >> do you remember the time when they had that no turn on right? >> yeah. >> in washington, d.c. that happened and mayor for life. >> marion barry. >> turns out that -- i can't figure out why all these streets in the middle of nowhere, you

can make a right. turnsig out his brother-in-laws owns a company that made the signs. >> isn't that convenient? >> a little politics there, you know. >> bob is on the side of all of thaws are break the law. coming up, don't forget, time to spring forward this sunday andor move those clocks ahead an hour. bob beckel has a history lessonh on that when we come back ♪ [ woman ] we had two tiny reasons

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♪ ♪ . it's hard to believe the first day of spring. not officially, but the first day of spring is a week away and we are going to have snow storms in parts of the country, of stuff., all kinds we spring forward is this weekend. if we spring forward this -- never mind. fox gets pushed ahead an hour. a now, everybody i'm sure is for this, when i was drinking, i wasn't for it because you were exposed most of themu day. but it does help a lot except when you get up in the morning it's dark. get up thaton't

early. [ laughter ] >> it's lighter later. that's great. so next week we'll have light l background the whole show.le >> does anybody know why they went to daylight savings time? e >> isn't it harvest? >> yeah. it's about harvest. >> and benjamin franklin floatel the idea saying people would be more productive if they hadre light later on. >> they could get their equipment, like greg gets on his combine and gets out there. >> you know the worst thinges about this? when you're at a bar at 1:00 a.m. and it goes immediately to 2 a.m you are screwed. i don't think they turn theu' clock forward enough.on i think they should do an entire 24 hour forward so like when it's monday, it's actually sunday. and when it's sunday, it's actually saturday. and when it's saturday, it's actually friday. and when it's s friday -- >> wure get the idea. >> why are you going backwards? >> no, you spring forward, you backwards. don't understand? you go forward aren hour, but you're an hour earlier. >> no, i don't get it.

>> you are nuts. >> do you like -- >> i lovend this? >> why? >> because i like when it's lighter out and i don't even care if it's not the first day of spring. for me it's spring when it's daylight saving when you spring forward. >> love is in the air action it's springtime. >> they moved it up in 2005, didn't they move this up a month? >> yeah. lower electricity costs, although they said it was nominal because since it's dark in the morning, you're turning on lights.se >> it used to be it was in april, right? >> right. >> they moved it up three weeks. i guess people are really happy about it. i don't know. if you're a kid that gets up for school, that's early. you'reor going to be driving in dark whatever. right? eric? >> that's my problem. >> i'm amazed you're getting five minutes out of daylight savings. >> actually -- >> i'm affected by darkness. winter, i'm always depressed. once it happens, i'm so happy.

>> i don't mind in the winter, i kind of don't mind because then i have a good excuse for how early i go to bed. >> what is that called? sars? >> seasonal -- >> not what you're thinking. >> sad, seasonal? affective. >> i have it? >> you have it, too? >> i do. i'm happier in the spring and summer. >> the only thing i remember about it, when i got up at 6:00 o'clock ino the afternoon, it ws still light g for three hours. that was kind f of strange. >> then you can get all your chores done. >> yeah. hit the liquor store. get to the video store. and down to my dealer. >> renting bambi. >> of course. there is a great movie about that. one more thing is up next. we did do that for one segment. thank you. sometimes life can be well, a little uncomfortable. but when it's he bathroom,

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lacen, and he later tweetedd something i wanted to read to you, especially for bob. we have that tweetpe up. i think it is coming. here it is! cool meeting dana perino at our show. please extend my fandom to the rest of "the five" crew. yes, even bob. with a miley face. >> thank you very much. >> he says that a lot. even bob. >> isn't it troubling when adult men end messages with smiley faces? >> no, because he directed it to me. you could w learn. a >> i think it's the emask laying of society and makes me sick. >> you know ahe lot about the emask laying of society. >> andrea? >> jimmy kimmel wednesday night, who i just love, had a little fun with a segment he does called lie witness news and sent one of his reporters out on thet street to ask folks what they think about the new pope. take a listen. >> what new pope?. >> what do you think about the new pope? >> i think the new pope is amazing. from new t york.az

>> where were you when you found out about him? >> actually i was on facebook.as one of my church friends. >> did you see the interview with the pope's ex-wife? >> yeah. >> what did you think of that? >> well, she was hilarious. >> what's his name? >> the new pope. >> pope, the new pope. all right. him, what do you think about the fact that he's jewish? very, verye' funny stuff. >> they stole my joke! >> there is no new pope. a >> some people thought i was serious about having a muslim pope. >> they're going to -- what do they call it? >> conclave. >> they're going in next week. >> tuesday, right? >> yeah. >> that will be rivetting television. >> you look for the white smoke or the black smoke.ck i know a lot about this stuff.ut i do like the new pope myself. >> stop it.g: >> bob, you're up next. i >> well, i'm going to cng