>> bob: yeah. what is wrong with that. this is the pope we're talking about. what more do you say about it? dabs well, some people would say that is true. andrea? >> andrea: okay. mothers out there beware if your daughter or son comes and wants a tattoo. they may be inspireed by teen heartthrob one direction singer harry styles. he got inked. it is his 20th tattoo. giant butterfly on an area that is a new praise to get tattoos. rhaann and eve has done it. he has a butterfly i think he will regret. tattoos in the workplace no longer a no-no. bad news there for -- >> dana:be i am anti-too too. i'm ni -- i am anti-tattoo. i will show you something here. it's not that little. what do you think that is?

red tape tower. you will like this. nearly 20,000 pages of obamacare regulations have come in. that is how many pages of regulations. so far red tape tower is what they call it if you go to #redtapetower find all the information. >> bob: from the insurance industry. i'm surprised. dabs profit -- >> dana: profit from the insurance industry? if you sit next to the tower you would reach only a third of it. >> greg: is that why you did that? all for that? >> dana: yeah. it's seven-feet tall. >> greg: if you were standing on my head we still wouldn't make it to five feet. >> dana: i'm losing it. greg, save it. >> greg: banned phrase. "it is what it is." >> dana: you have banned it before. >> greg: i haven't. >> dana:be you have. >> greg: i haven't. i heard it today and want to throw up. it is what it is when they have nothing else to say.

>> dana: lame thing to say. >> greg: it is a lame thing to say. >> dana: are you pro, >> have i no idea. we are doing a show right now. welcome to "red eye." let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, the fallout from a judge putting a stop to mayor bloomburg's soda ban including mississippi passing an anti-bloomburg bill. in related news, i will never make fun of mississippi again. and iran plans to sue over "argo." they do know that is not the movie russell crowe sings in, right? and they switch from beheadings to firing squad because of a lack of swords men. our allstar panel will discuss in the latest edition of, our friends the saudis. >> excited for the new pope?

>> can't wait. >> i bet you can't. >> i just said you can't. >> all right then. >> i would have said i can't if i could. >> you are pointless. >> you are pointless. >> you are. >> you are. >> you are. >> grow up. >> i win. she is so hot, she is mistaken for a forest fire. i am here with diana say dough. diane macedo. and weekdays it is fbn for short. and he is funnier than a clown car splattered with mime blood, joe devito. and in las vegas he is considered a craps table. i have no idea what that means, but my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if fierce commentary was a rock concert, thousands of young sweaty people would enter him sitting right in front. next to me, john bolton, former u.s. ambassador to the u.n. and he is also the president of "red eye." congratulations on that. you ran out of posts.

>> a block. the lede. that's the first story. and now here is fat head mcrankey. >> i didn't hear anything. normal. >> he is a man without a band. but michael bloomburg is not giving up. new york/mayor/-- new york mayor/nag. bloomy discussed with a boob named david letterman. >> for the first time in the history of the world, more people will die from overeating than under eating this year. i think it is incumbent on government to tell people what they are doing to themselves and let people make their own decisions. our job is to educate people. >> yay, starvation across the world is eradicated. nobody is dying of starvation. letterman who reads chimed in that corporate food industry is to blame. good for him. >> it is so engineered, the

taste, the sweetness, the saltiness, the amount of pressure one needs to crack a potato chip with their teeth has all been engineered so people continue to eat that kind of food. >> as long as you don't ban cheese-itz. that's my addiction. >> go bang an intern. while the ban may bow a bust, bloomburg has changed the national conversation as he tweeted, quote, except, however -- i am not read thasmght except in mississippi where the governor is now expected to sign a bill that would plea vent laws forcing -- that would prevent laws forcing restaurants to calorie count. it is called the anti-bloomburg bill. for more let's go to this dog.

>> it is like cannibalism or doggism. it is an ism of some kind. mr. president, the president of "red eye." you know that makes you one of the top 20 presidents. you are above estonia. >> i need to do a state of the show speech. i never have done an inaugural address. >> are you doing that the next time you are on, my friend. that is going to be fantastic. we will get beyonce to play. why are cheese-itz okay, but soda isn't? does he not want us to have the stuff he likes? >> i am delighted the judge struck down the large soda ban. it really does go to the heart of what i think is wrong with the country's direction. i hate to maying sugar resoda sound like the future of the country, but this is what obamacare will mean. ultimately the government pays

for everything. we don't want to pay for your miss deeds. if you smoke or eat too much, the government can say, you can't do that because we are not going to pay for the afflictions that come from. it being able to say the government can't impose these kind of limits is extraordinarily important. >> by the way, last night gavin said the same thing. he said we should be able to tell people what to eat and what to drink because we are going to pay for it. now we are forced to pay for it. we are an estranged catch 22 or as i like to say catch hepititis. joe, in the green room you called bloomburg a hero. that surprised me given your -- >> well, her hero when i said jackass i may have slurred my words. for what it says about new york city, i am glad they overturned it. it would be a place where people would mind their own business and you could get stabbed to death in piece without people interfering. go to any shop down on west fourth street. you go to one store and you can get a tatoo, a bong, a crack pipe. and a 32 ounce doctor pepper,

are you a maniac? it is none of his business. when he says 245* 5,000 new yorkers are going to die from obesity and says we have to do something about it. that's wrong. we don't have to do something about it. those people have to do something about it. they are adults. they are grown-ups. >> it is not called a crack pipe. it is a single rose holder. >> that's a good name. >> that's what they call them. if you go in there they are sold as a place you put a single rose. you i will with see a guy walk in and say, i will have one rose. they take the rose and throw it out. >> i have never been in any of these stores. >> i saw john gibson do it. it was disgusting. diane, bloomburg says at least he has changed the conversation. is that a consulation prize when you have lost, he changed the conversation? >> he is trying to say oh it had positive side affects in assisted of saying he pro pros -- proposed proposed a failed law that everybody is against. the quote at the end where he

says it is incumbent on the government to tell people what they are doing to themselves and let people make their own decisions, so our job is to educate them. that's not what you are doing. he is not educating them. he is banning them from an activity. huge difference. in terms of paying for people, we shouldn't be paying for them. that's the point. if you smoke and if you are obese and if you are causing your own medical problem, you should have to pay more to insurance companies. we shouldn't be paying higher premiums for that. if you are buying your food with the government's money, ban those people from buying large sodas, not me. i am going to a store with my own money. i should be able to buy whatever soda i want. >> exactly. i want to play a crypt -- a clip, or a crypt. i want to play a clip from "morning joe." it is not a sex act. it is a tv show where they host a reaction to the ruling that offered the soda bad. >> mad that you buy this stuff again and again and again, and these companies feel like they have to produce poison for you

and your children. >> stop it. stop it. i think i have given you enough of a lead here. reel it back in. >> it is killing us and killing our children. it is liquid sugar and sugar is poison. >> sugar is is poison. you know, bill, they are like the morning version of "moonlighting." >> you know what, they are. there is zero sexual chemistry or chemistry, period. you know what they are? they are the talk show version of the entire state of mississippi. they are reacting ridiculously on one side of the argument and mississippi, last i checked, are reacting ridiculously on don't do what bloomburg is doing to new york. a, we didn't ask you. b, you are by far the fattest state in the united states. so if anyone is talking about what people should be drinking or not drinking it shouldn't be you because you are eating yourselves bankrupt. 203069 -- in 2030, 69% will be obese. they can't walk to the gym

much less sweat it off. shut up. maybe you should try it. and i know you stuck it to the yanks in the north, but the last sip of moonshine you will have you will be face down in a pool of your own grits. a, moonshine is for the rich. >> i pace myself with the grits. >> and if i were a frat boy i would say wow, he said 69%. >> you did by using the word if i >>- q. i saw lute -- >> i saw lute mississippi for having the guts to do what they did. here and what bothers me president bolton, there is an industry that employs millions of people. i call it the beverage industry. when a person says they are making poisons, that's insulting. there are a lot of people that work for coca-cola and pepsi and my favorite fanta. and she is saying that they create poisons. bad talk shows create poisons, i know. isn't that insulting to people who -- >> number one, it is hard to

imagine anything in moderation being truly harmful. if you can't trust people to decide what they put in their own mouth, what are you going to trust them with? that's part of the answer. mayor bloomburg, they are all smarter than you or me or anybody else. they will tell you for your own good what to do. that's why the whole regulatory impulse is passed way beyond correcting market failure. they will make you a better person. and whether you like it or not you will be better. >> where does that lead to? stalin. >> there are so many other problems to address. there are people out of their homes from sandy. focus on those things. if he gets to the pot where he solved every other problem where banning sodas is the biggest issue, i will give it to him. >> priorities. >> nobody can say he is focused more on this than sandy jie. he said it last night he is making this a priority. >> over sandy? >> he said "i am making this a priority over sandy."

i heard him saying. >> in your feverish dreams. >> i don't have to prove it. >> he didn't say over sandy specifically. >> i have a suggestion if we president want to direct mayor bloomburg's direction. the subway station on 50th street, the clock there has been broken for three years. for three years it has been broken. he is worrying about people's sodas. >> what time is it? >> it makes me mad. not only do i look at it once and then i look at it again which makes me mad i looked at a broken clock twice. >> there is an old adam there. an old adage there. >> that is the kind of thing the city should be involved in. that is a quality of life issue. i am not worried about what somebody is eating or drinking. >> the police, the mayor, they are supposed to just make sure the the city runs on time. they are not supposed to worry about what you put in your mouth. there should be a movement where you go after the calorie counts of the tony restaurants

that bloomburg eats at. look at the events he has done in the last couple years and find out where he eats, and go after them. the feet chee kneal alfredo is a heart attack on a plate and go after the things he holds dear where the poor people don't eat and where the rich guys eat and billionaires eat. go after his food and he can say i can make that decision myself. i haven't had the fetuccini on a plate. yes, you do. you have a fat butt and you need to lose weight. from big gulps to bloody pulps. a british boxer reacting to the taunt pie tracking him down and scaring the bange rz and mass out of him. after he lost the big fight, the twitter user which i don't think is his real name called him a disgrace and a laughable joke. it of oners a 1,000-pound

bounty to anyone who can help find the on-line meaning. the boxer kept his 18,000 followers updated as he made his way to the south yorkshire residence to give him a right pasting. he posted pictures and finally tweeted "i am here. someone tell me what number he lives at or i will knock on every door" hash tag it is show time. terrified gym mooy responded " -- terrified jimmy said" i'm sorry. it is getting a bit out of hand." he eventually left with this on-line a due. "maybe a bit daft what i did today, but sometimes enough is enough. cheerio." speaking of chasing a tormenter.

>> i told you after gay marriage there will be cats chasing lights. >> joe, how great is it? i know it is petty and wrong, but isn't it satisfying to see an internet troll confronted by the target? it never happened. >> it is amazing and i never thought that in the course of a series of tweets that you could actually see someone [bleep] their pants. you can see the moment where this guy realizes -- i think it is great. i am a believer in free speech, but there is a part where people on-line who are talking trash, i just love it when they realize like, oh, this is an actual person at the other end. when you say there is such a thing as fighting words. >> as a comedian, you must go through this all the time. somebody will say, you suck, i saw your show. and you will hut them down with a knife. >> if only it was that easy. >> i did think a right pace

thing was a flakey. >> a croissant cr a -- with a little jam. >> was he going chimney to chimney? >> have you ever thought about doing this? >> doing what? going to somebody's house? >> or something -- or having somebody take care of it for you? >> i do think this is awesome first of all. and if you don't have the guts to say something it someone's face, don't say it at all or don't say it in a public forum and then hide behind an anonymous name. >> ambassador, have you ever e-mailed or tweeted back, i am coming to get you? >> no, but i was inspired. when i write op-ed pieces and there are comments in the newspapers and i scroll down and it is ugly. it is first amendment expression and that is fine but there ought to be someway to say to these people there are consequences for what

comes out in your tweets. >> are you talking about drones? >> can we get back to that later? >> what is going to happen? we cannot control drone technology. drones will be the answer to dealing with on-line trolls. you will just go, oh, ya. >> the better way is to go to the chinese and get their cyber warfare techniques and find out who is tweeting and dwet them over the internet -- tweeting them and over the internet. >> you are a real troll in that you live under a bridge. >> are you terrified a wizzard might come after you? >> you tweeted that and i reacted by not reacting. >> we are not all prize fighters. probably the best thing you can do to get back at these people is not respond. trust me. i have a lot of experience at this. the more you do, the more in their brain they have you. even if your come back is better and even if you have given them more venom, to

acknowledge it is in and of itself letting them win. >> however, i will say this. do you know what this is about? it is a biological response that replaces the biological response you would get on a highway. we are driving less because more people are spending time indoors. you used to drive and a guy would cut you off. i remember you would get out and yell at somebody and that's how you dealt with this. you get out, total stranger and you could be a friend with. that doesn't happen anymore. nobody is draifg. nobody is driving. everybody is on-line. these are on-line versions of cutting you off or running a red light or flipping -- well, sorry. or flipping you off. that's what is happening. >> you need a place to go with that aggression. >> not only does it go to you, but it is broadcast. actually have i a viewer of the the -- actually i have a viewer of the show who complained and i was like who is this guy? i looked at his twitter feed and it was all him complaining

to people who have been on tv shows. he would complain about the women on the chair showing too much leg and they didn't approve of that. >> he does this all the time. >> that's his whole twitter feed devoted to irritating people. >> las word, diane? >> and it is targeted. unlike somebody who cuts you off, they cut you off because you are the person in front of them. they are going after a specific person. if they do that, they should stand behind their name, and they deserve to be out, and maybe not their home address but their name should be outed to those who know them. they are the schmuck that posted it on twitter. >> you should kill people. >> i admire her spunk. >> we have to take a break. coming up, is preparation a key to success of the diplomats? john bolton discusses his new book, no, just have an awesome mustache.

does this mean i will never get my sweatshirt back? jerk.

did he really eat people or is he a silly creep-el. a plot to kill and consume women was found guilty of conspiracy. he plotted to ab doubt, for -- abduct, torture and consume women. he looked up targets on a restricted law enforcement database and googled how to chloroform someone. but friends of the cannibal cop said it was all fantasy. visits to the fetish websites saying it was for role playing. they said it was like "war of

the worlds" that created panic. the 28-year-old faces life in prison. prosecutors released this video found on his computer. >> i go back. that's what happens after gay marriage. and men marrying men and women marrying women. living together probably in sin. i don't want to know what they do in the bedroom, but it will sicken me. joe, is having demented fantasies a crime? because if that is true you would get the chair. >> that's true. i am getting sick of people asking me that question. i think we found what question is miss frght nypd entrance exam. have you ever thought about killing and eating somebody? answer carefully. i am not exactly sure what he

was convicted of. there is a thing about fantasies and a planning phase. if you enter the preparation phase, it is not a fantasy. >> if this was a terrorist rise stick activity you would say he is planing a terror attack. president, we know he was a sick owe. is it possible it is fantasy? and what do you do with the guy who hasn't actually gone through with something? >> some people worry about sugar-based sodas and drinking more than 16 ounces and other people worry 3w* people killing and eating their victims. i think he is clearly due for some psychiatric care. that's why you need laws about preparation that when somebody is preparing you have a problem. if you wait until he actually executes on it, it is too late. >> i like the idea. i didn't think about that. can we go back to the court sketch real quick? why is it that no matter how awful and horrible you are, a

court scemp -- a court sketch makes you look sophisticated? it looks like he posing for a sears portrait. >> is life harsh for somebody who carries out his sick fantasies ? >> i feel safer with him locked up, i will be honest. if you are fan tau sizing about this stuff, and like joe said, this wasn't just ab instruct. abstract. he searched a law database that other people are not supposed to have access to. he found the targets and then he showed up on one of his potential victim's blogs. that sounds real to me. if that were a terrorist attack you would say these people are plotting something. they knead to be locked up. i feel the same way about this guy. if he shouldn't be in jail he should be in a mental institute. >> it seems to me this guy is a horrible loser. horrible losers do weird things.

bill, you dated him in the late nineties. what can you tell us about him? >> he has an excellent pallet. >> it was normally an alleyway. i love the cases that they are comparing this to war of the worlds. he is the or son wells of the genre. open your mind and see that and you might give him an oscar. what does he have to do with this guy? he has the skills of one of new york's finest. an insatiable urge to kill and eat human beings. have him go around town and differentiates the goodies from the badies. >> can i tell you before we go, the victim in all of this is the poor wife. a, i think she met him on-line. i am not saying if you meet somebody on-line it is a cannibal. >> i am saying that.

>> no, but here is a woman that had a child with this guy, and it is like -- it is like she didn't even know thisth guy was in her house and thinking these things. i feel bad for her. what if you found out your fiancee was a cannibal or, bill, your pillow was a cannibal. >> that's impossible. i will have andy look this up. i don't think that can happen. >> a pillow can eat people. there was movie about that called "the blob." >> i am also wondering who needs to look up how to chloroform somebody? the rag with the chloroform. >> all you have to do is look at any movie. >> right? >> the funny thing is you can probably found anything -- that's how he started. i just feel bad for the poor wife. what will she do when she is dating again. >> any guy will get lucky. >> no chefs. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us.

she should date andy. andy would be a good rebound. andy has a hard time with women. th is a good rebound for andy. he can't be any worse than this guy. >> is she kosher? >> i don't know. >> do you have a video of your animal doing something? go to fox news.com/red eye and click on submit a video. we may use it. still to come, the half time report from tv's bachelor, andy levy. >> uh officialed. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by dessert. the sweet dish as a fruit, ice cream or pastry served at the end of the meal. thanks, dessert.

let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. how are you doing? >> good. how are you, greg? >> can i point out something? >> sure. >> when i was on a book tour i got this incredible painting that was september to me. i -- that was sent to me. you have to check this out. this was given to me by an amazing artist whose name i can't read. if you notice he has every element of "red eye" on there. a magestic unicorn and there is fluffy mcnutter. do you see the boots i am wearing? is that the greatest thing you have ever seen? >> what are you doing to

fluffy mcnutter? >> just thought i would share that. i am done. i uh will poo. >> to the artist -- i apologize to the artist. i don't think you can see it either. >> holloway. >> i think his name is holloway. holla! >> i thought you were telling me to haul away. soda ban reaction. ambassador, you said you are delighted the judge struck this down, but these things are the future and the judge saying the government can't impose them is a good step. but that is knots what the judge said. he said new york city's health board over stepped its authority, but that the city council would have been the more proper authority. he was saying in affect, the government had the right to do this, but it had to be a legislative body. >> mayor bloomburg can't afford a health board and city councilmembers have to get elected by real people which is a check on this notion you can impose the ban. >> not real people. this is new york city.

joe you pointed out that 5,000 new yorkers will die of starvation and we have to do something about it. you said, wrong, they have to do something about it. you are right, except for this. everything bloomburg says about sugar redrinks is true. obesity is a problem, whatever. but from a law making perspective, i don't care. people should be be allowed to put bad stuff in their bodies. >> just look who is sitting next to me. >> i was purposely staying away from that. i am not opposed to politicians using the bully pulpit to encourage people to eat healthy stuff. >> but you don't encourage someone by removing their choice. >> i agree with you. she had the quote from bloomburg where they said it is incumbent to tell people and then give them the choice. if they will stick to that, that's fine. >> absolutely. we shouldn't treat somebody because they are fat like a child. it is ridiculous.

you should have the freedom to make bad choices. >> i agree. >> the problem is we are always trying to separate the consequences from that. people literally want their cake and eat it too. >> cheap shot. >> at who, cakes? >> cakes, people who eat cakes. >> that's the problem. you should be allowed to make bad decisions and suffer the consequence. to operate the two is unnatural. >> of course, and there are people who can't control themselves and eat too much and become obese. other people shouldn't have to have their choices curtailed because of that. >> and if we are talking about because we will be paying for their insurance, i ask people who are in favor, do you think bad drivers and good drivers should pay the same premium? they say no, good drivers shouldn't have to play as much. why don't you apply that to your health care? >> that's an attack on bad drivers. andy stop calling it the bully pulpit and the bloomy pulpit. >> i am not going to do that. i just made a decision of.

>> i appreciate the suggestion. i am turning you down. >> i would like to stop doing it. >> the new york city health port should make him do it. you mentioned that bloomburg said on letterman leave cheese-its alone because that's his addiction. did you know you can buy a 48-ounce box of cheese-itz? we they'd to limit them to snack size packages. if people like mike bloomburg can't control themselves they can buy a lot of the small-sized packages. >> he doesn't buy the 40-ounce back, but he uses them as a sleeping bag. >> i thought he bought the company. >> he made a bloomy pulpit out of it. >> it is actually a ball pit. >> sounds like fun. >> british boxer pays a visit to the twitter troll. you said he was offered a thousand-pound bounty and

pounds is the kind of money they use over there? >> yes. if you had done some research what he was offering was a thousand pound roll of bounty. you have to read the stories. i know you are doing other shows, but read the stories. >> big fan of the lumber jack. >> you think it is awesome a guy threatened to beat up another guy. >> not mean things. he criticized his ability to fight. >> you can't go beating up people because you don't like what they say. >> maybe you should be able to. can i say something about the soda thing since you neglected me? >> sure. >> i want to say one thing. one of the points letterman was trying to make was corporations are responsible for this because they make the chips so appealing because you can't resist eating so many. don't buy the potato chips all of the time. only buy when you are ready to gorge yourself and ready for it. i don't buy them. >> the corporations won't let you do that. >> you know what i would say

to letterman? i wish people would stop making such attractive interns. i just keep sleep be with them. if they stop making the attractive interns i won't be trying to have sex with them. >> make a choice and hold yourself responsible. >> that's not fair for me who doesn't sleep with the interns, but looks at them nonetheless. >> i'm sorry. >> not a problem. >> he himself said after this whole thing, just found out you can block people. i mean, come on. >> that was a long way to figure that out. i still admire him. >> he also hash tagged him as jimmy brown pants. >> cannibal cop gets life in prison. >> it is a good thing or faces life in prison. i am just glad he didn't get the death penalty because then there would be the whole death thing. you are not sure what this guy was convicted of.

what the jury decided was he crossed over from -- to planning. the jury decided his, quote, committingd specific plans is grotesque crimes. the jury made that the determination. >> what is the crime? >> the thing he faces life for is the wife part. it was kidnapping. it would have been kidnapping. >> of his wife? >> as greg pointed out, she is the real victim here. i agree with in a lot of ways. she was scared enough to take their kid and flee to nevada. >> we were talking about that. is it better or worse for the wife to know she was in the plans to be eaten? would she feel bad if 450e was like -- >> like she is not good enough? >> kind of like that. that's a tough relationship thing to say i think we should eat other people. >> i would have guessed she would not have had plans to strangle her and eat her. >> are you a romantic.

>> she was obviously terrified because she fled to nevada. >> maybe the real victim was a kid. >> the biggest losers here and it has nothing to do with me, but the lawful users of dark fetish.com, the whole thing was tainted now and there was a lot of white being shown upon it. >> are you their spokesperson? >> no, i just feel bad for those people whomever they r. >> bless you for caring. that's $14.95 down the drain. >> i am looking at maybe a few free months after this. i am done. >> that you are, my friend. coming up, should unattractive people not be allowed to ride in elevators? diane macedo discusses her new book "take the stairs." and oh she laughs. >> and quite a cackle. >> and what is iran doing in hollywood? better question, why hollywood iran this.

they embargoed argo, but is suing brewing? now the nation is planning to sue hollywood over its lies. the cultural officials watched the film on monday and according to the ap deemed it a violation of interest -- international cultural normal, or acn for short. they said it is a propaganda against our nation and entire humanity. talk about over dramatic. wow. they deserve an oscar. meanwhile, another persian, diversion, the clerics are buggin about huggin. they are not happy he gave them a mama hug. it is forbidden under strict islamic law. there goes my string break. also forbidden, this.

sounding like a broken record. but ever since gay marriage these are the only tapes we are getting. different species frolicking around like nothing matters. you can't have kids. there is not going to be a squirrel-skunk hybrid. >> we can make it happen. i believe in science. >> i believe in my basic little lab, my friend. ambassador, or as i like to call, president, how long until the obama administration apologizes for "argo." >> i think it is coming. they will join this lawsuit as a friend on the court for iran's behalf. and emotionally, i feel for iran here. i want to be fair to iran every year or so. the idea you could actually attack hollywood i think really -- >> you don't know which one to

go for. >> but on the other hand, this is not going anywhere. >> but the movie was dishonest in two ways saying the brits didn't help and chicago -- and canadians didn't have enough to do with it? >> i don't think that's what they were concerned about. >> he said the entire nation of iran was a thugs ssments. >> should ben afflec be worried or ship him to iran to face charges. >> so iran is angry the movie portrayed it as a terrorist supporting country and they hired carlos "the jack -- jackle"'s attorney. we will hire a terrorist's lawyer to show we are not terrorists. >> she is a smarty dress. >> thank you. joe, who do we root for in the iran, hollywood thing? >> i would love to see this collection of iranian film critics coming in. they may have been biased.

they gave it two thumbs amputated. it is funny. we were talking about modern technology and this pre historic attitude where you had these guys guys in robes m coming in. ben afflec has made -- they should protest "daredevil." "daredevil" sucked. >> bill, were you in it rain yen remake of "love actually" where you play a young boy with a full beard, actually. it was really odd. >> i did have a full beard, but i played kyra knightly's roll. >> please do your research. >> what part of based on a true story are they not getting? we don't take that stuff very literally in california. based on a true story can mean anything. this is and this is not true. >> the "the hobbit" was based on a true story.

>> i sometimes wonder if the ayatollah doesn't read "the hollywood reporter." >> maybe he scrolls through. >> he has to take a meeting. >> he has some good ideas. >> really. i would happy to help him workshop some of them. >> i would too. by the way, i wasn't pleased with "argo." i saw that movie. >> i loved it. >> i thought the last 30 minutes was completely manufactured. oh we are gonna miss the plane. no, you made the plane. >> i liked it. but if iran is so against it, make your own movie. >> every movie iran makes is scriewp pew losly accurate about the united states that we are all crusaders and out to destroy them. >> i saw a great movie called "the separation." have you heard of this? it is an iranian movie about a husband and wife getting divorced in iran and what you have to go through. it is an amazing film and i

was surprised -- >> does the wife live? >> she doesn't because she disappears. it is an interesting film. >> i have to say i found that part padantic. i don't know what that means, but i wanted to say it. >> don't think of leaving now. don't forget to buy "the joy of hate." it is a book and you can get it at any bookstore. for an autographed copy go to g gutfeld.com. thanks, announcer ssmentso -- thanks, announcer.

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will keep going. was there a wait to decapitate? well it is the end of an era. saudi arabia may halt beheadings because of a shortage of swords men. they are using firing squads for their execution needs. the solution seems practical especially in light of the shortage of official swords men or their belated arrival to execution yards in some incidents. they show up late. last year the country beheaded 69 people which is just two shy of ambassador boldin's record. these are -- this is our ally? >> look, i feel sorry for saudi arabia. it is tough keeping your traditions in tact. what do you do when you have a shortage of swords men?

call mike bloomburg and tell him to stop going after the sodas. >> it is so sad. you can get be headed hour robbery and drug trafficking. >> you can be beheaded for denouncing your religion. we could solve the job crisis. bring the beheadings and there you go. >> you are a dangerous person, diane, a very dangerous person. >> a side of you i don't like. >> you are seeing a side you like. >> but that is the physical side i am look agent right now. i am talking about what is going on in in her head. >> they think firing squad is an upgrade. >> i think that is the thinking that can move them into the 17th century. i like how they are not training the next generation. what are they teaching these kids in school? a dying art. >> you know what, dying art, very funny. that's why you are a comedian. bill, you love to travel. how come you never visit saudi arabia, even when i recommend you go, and tell them ahead

you are a homosexual. >> i am more worried about them making he wear a burka and not letting me drive. i feel bad for the prisoners. what an emotional rollercoaster. might not have enough swords. but we could have a firing squad. they are going down up and down every day. it is not healthy. >> it sucks. we have to deal with this country. >> no, they got oil. they have oil. next. >> terrible. >> keystone pipeline is the answer. fracking is the answer. no one should deal with this crap. to see clips go to fox news.com/red eye.