>> greg: banned phrase today. "that's what i'm talking about." if that is what you are talking about, just say what you are talking about and shut the "h" up. >> dana: i have always believed that people don't belong under water. people in a tank in south africa find out why. they are supposed to safe in there and the great white shark comes on in. this is why you don't need to be underwater. leave it to the professionals and tonight pay money to go on tourist thing. >> eric: they were newlyweds. 'canes what a way to kick it off. >> kimberly: that is off to a good start. okay. talk about something super

awesome. garcia, just when you thought he can't do this. look what he did? he climbed up 12 feet. in a huge storm. the ball was stuck between the branchs. i wonder if tiger could do that. >> eric: amazing. golfing backwards up with arm in a tree. >> dana: that guy doesn't make enough money. >> eric: over the weekend, fontana speedway, california. look at hamlin hit the wall. show us the crash. that was bad enough but it is this. fight between tony stewart and joey lagano. this is because of a fight they had last week. they will be off this coming weekend due to easter sunday.

>> bob: i was going to say something. our poll on cbs was 41,700 yes, 261 no. >> dana: i want to mend you making the show a sandwich. we started with a bunch of knucklehead fighting and ended with a bunch of knucklehead fighting. >> eric: leave it welcome to "red eye." it is like from here to eternity if by eternity you mean the rotating bed in my basement. andy levy is off tonight. to fill in is jesse joyce. jesse, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> good evening, "red eye" views. andy levy will be out all week spending time with his family. with family he means 9 cats, a mirror and a neatly folded sock drawer. jim carrey is catching slack about a video where he makes a

joke. no word on whether the blow back will shelf plans for his upcoming video about jane fonda and a merv griffin sketch. and you do want to live like a homeless person, but don't want bill schulz's job? they are offering feeling like a homeless person for a night. they will even throw in a jar of urine to toss at passersby. and finally, the bill and melinda gates foundation will give a million dollars for a more effective condom. somebody tell bill getting nerds to create a better condom is like getting bill to create better basketball shoes. i don't watch this show so i don't know what he wore. >> it is nice you could mug aed from gwynn man gnaw -- a fred gwynn man mannequin for

your clothes. when you are done you can be the mater de at the olive dwar den in times square. >> i didn't know the baby gap offered outfits for kids who wanted to dress like their kindergarten teacher. >> go away. i will see you later. she is so hot that spring breakers flock to her. i am here with author, columnist and contributor jedediah bila. and if hilarity was a postcard he would come in a box. and in north dakota he is considered a virus, bill schulz. and if fierce commentary was a busted soda machine i would bang him for a diet coke. next to me, jaime mcguinness, that's gavin's dad. his son is a writer for street carnage.com. he should be proud. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. now let me out of here, greg.

>> an old saw meets hee-haw. jim carrey's new video talks about big guns and small penises and blames a dead movie star for violence in america. the actor said in a statement, quote, i find the gun problem frustrating and cold dead hand is my fun little way of expressing that frustration. take a look, fans of taking a look. >> ♪ charl ton these stone movies are no longer in demand ♪ ♪ immortals melee forever in the stand ♪ ♪ the angels couldn't take him up to heaven like he planned ♪ ♪ because they couldn't pry that gun from his cold dead hand ♪ >> what dw -- what did he say? >> ♪ it takes a cold dead hand ♪ to decide to pull the trigger ♪ ♪ it takes a cold dead heart ♪ ♪ and as near as i can figure ♪ ♪ your plan your bibbing is bigger ♪ ♪ but we know ♪ your chariot may not be

swinging low ♪ >> haven't had enough? we have more from this tired old tumble weed. >> ♪ and on the one ♪ who held the gun ♪ he sick the vultures and coyotes ♪ ♪ only the devil's trudy -- true devotee ♪ ♪ could get fear from pain and fear ♪ >> it gets better. >> ♪ cold dead hand ♪ cold dead hand ♪ you are a big, big man, with a little bit tee gland ♪ ♪ so you need something big better a hair pin trigger ♪ ♪ you don't want to get caught with your trousers down sthoat. ♪ ♪ you make your home and you are always packing everywhere you roam ♪ ♪ no matter what you do, they will byway more guns than you ♪ >> on sunday carrie tweeted -- carrey tweeted folks are

worried and their nervousness is more than the safety of our children. and it is about you heart less [bleep] unwilling to bend for the safety of our kids. mean -- meanwhile, a preview of carrey's latest movie. >> i'm sorry, but i had to do that. i apologize. >> that was you? >> that was me. it was a marvelous, furry costumes. you are an accomplished comedian. he makes jokes about guns and penis size. isn't that gag staler than jenni mccarthy's implants? >> it is funny. i am still laughing. this was weird. this is a weird thing for me because i grew up loving jim carrey and now it is like

watching when a heavyweight fighter gets fat and can't throw a punch and they are just doing rib store openings. you are like, come on, man, please just retire to your big mansion. >> exactly. it is not enough though. it is never enough. he has to be considered politically relevant or he is a nobody. jimmy, good to see you. how do you feel about a guy who picks a fight with somebody who is dead like chareltonheston? >> that's a [bleep] man. i never heard of him. the face stuff, con torting your face. does he know -- he is famous, right? >> yes. >> does he not have a bodyguard? >> yes. >> does that bodyguard not have a gun? >> probably. >> is that not having a gun by proxy if that person has a gun on your behalf? >> exactly.

and i imagine he must have extensive security like a fence around his house. >> and he talks about being sequestered in the wee kingdom and meanwhile his theories have not been trusted in the real world because he is talking about look at sound of sound of the guns. 94% of blacks are killed by blacks on the streets. it is not newtown. if you really care, how about not google it first? >> no research whatsoever behind -- >> two minutes on google. google is free. >> it is free. jedediah you call it social commentary. i was shocked. >> it is amazing how celebrities think they will reexcite their careers by making these kinds of political statements. and he did tweet about a bodyguard, actually. he said my bodyguard -- he

said my bodyguard didn't have a gun that could fire x amount of rounds. it is amazing the celebrities can tell us what to do and they can afford a bodyguard with a gun. the average person can't hire somebody to walk around and protect them. they have to protect themselves. >> that's why the membership to ma -- to my militia is open and growing. >> i have hung out with your militia. >> they are fun. >> they are a double barrel of laughs. >> bill, even you who hates guns and gun owners has to agree that carrey's opinions are as edgy as a toilet seat. >> and i have shot way more than you ever have. if it is not funny it gets to die. the problem with getting upset about this and tweeting how

upset you are and going on-line and discussing how upset you are, you are giving this guy hits. it is going to be a huge hit this year. and all of those hits on-line, they don't tell you whether or not it is people we are angry at or people that thought it was the funniest ever. if you want stuff like this to die, we shouldn't start our i block with it. >> look, it is helping them feel great which i don't see. >> if you see something it is don't talk about it? then i don't have a job. >> it it is worth talking about, talk about it. this i don't think is worth it. >> remember when he was talking about vaccinations? i have seen that video of him being a fool. >> that's my point. >> the thing is -- you think it is not worth talking about.

>> if you don't like it, you shouldn't talk about it. >> the thing is, whether they get hits or not does not concern me. the fact is i have to respond to what i believe is inaccurate, poorly researched and actually i think bigoted. i think that is a bigoted video. he does not like whoit americans. >> or hee-haw. that's the point. without hee-haw how would i know about conway twitty. jay and who is the lady with the price tag? >> mini pearl. >> that's right. how would you know minnie pearl? jedediah, the other thing i think is important to note is exactly what jimmy said about the overwhelming amount of gun violence done by gangs. why is it so easy to mock a while rural person and not a gang? is it because he is a coward? is he afraid he will upset his masters in hollywood? >> muscular dystrophy will jump -- hollywood will jump on

board and help him out. it is not politically correct to point out accuracies. that's the story the media doesn't want to tell. he wants to seem cool like he is on the right side of the issues so all of his friends can come and cheer him on. >> what street gang you rolling with? >> he he wouldn't even understand that urban veer -- vernacular. >> that was awful. >> could you argue that perhaps jim carrey has killed more people than guns? >> maybe. i was watching that video and i felt that was an internal muddle. and how do you quantify those? >> we don't speak french in this show.

>> we slaughtered this topic. is it just sleep or is it something deep? as he catches winks you stop and think and he has been napping in a glass box as part of a performance piece. it is called "the maybe." there she is. the oscar winning actress has performed it before in london and rome. it was in the 1990s. that's a decade, bill. moma which is a museum says she didn't ask the museum to actively publicize the piece. and according to a statement there is no published schedule for its appearance. no artist statement released. no museum statement beyond this brief context and no public profile or image issued. those who find it chance upon it for themselves. live and in real shared time. now we see it, now we don't. >> it is like coming across a semiobscure actress taking a

nap in a building. meanwhile in another room. >> conflict. >> they don't learn at all. that was a bird and a toy bird enacting the israel plo conflict. >> let's stick to tilda. is this art or a knack or could it be both? >> i hate to play devil's advocate i think about all art which is it is crap. and then you think she is bloody weird looking. she looks like a wee frog. wee frog man.

>> frog man? >> aye. and then you go, look at it, weird looking people and then you go, that's a celebrity. well that's weird too. they are weird. you think you are weird. and then they are in a box and they say we would rather see that than a voice of fire. i want to go and look at a weird celebrity with a weird lizard face and sleeping in a box. >> she does look like she is trying to give richard dreyfuss a message through his potatoes except with more hair. >> dan, you have to admire she knows how to curl up in an artistic manner and she is a walking piece of art. >> i will not back this fillet. this filth. as someone who naps daily look

at her nap form, it is all off. it is gross. >> what kind of napping do you suggest? >> i like to do the -- the side laying i like where she is starting with this. what she needs to incorporate is throw the leg over and start humping the mattress. i like that they are like you won't know when it is happening midday. >> do you ever nap with half your body off the bed? >> no because i am not a psycho path. i nap in a full bed, and i am really good at it. >> excellent, excellent. >> you though what, i am putting a challenge out right now. frog lady, nap off. me and you. >> jedediah, are you planning on seeing it? are you just going to be happy to watch yourself sleep with a mirror? >> i want to know why she doesn't have any blankets and she is not wearing jammies. doesn't that seem odd?don't youf you want to take a nap? >> they her clothes look relatively jam me.

>> mine a hard core jammies. break out the flannels and the blanket and a cozy pillow. is it possible she is just acting? >> she could be acting. >> i don't think she knows with the rules of napping. >> bill sleeps in a box under the overpass. if that were art you might be famous. >> and i wear my death jammies. this woman is genderless. she is both a revelation and a revolution and a reflection. i will tell you this, if you are interested in learning more about this artist, i recommend googling her name and nude and orlando or young adam or i am love, or we must talk about kevin or a myriad of other -- as a matter of fact, don't even bother with the movie. google tilda and nude. full frontal.

>> i saw "i am love." has anybody seen "i am love"? it is one of the strangest of all time. >> three-word review, i am confused. forget the italian. everything she does is strange. she is our generation's david bowie. >> she is in a david bowie video. >> no, david bowie is in the tilda video. >> you know they get the cameras that can go 900 feet deeper than any other camera? >> yes jie. and they get these weird things that eat whales and they have never seen the sun. >> when i watch that show i go, my god. he is a lobster man. >> picture the creature in a bed in the middle of the museum. that's worth the price of admission. >> she is like -- she is a time traveler. she came from america 3050 and

she is having fun here. >> she goes -- >> i will never forget michael clayton where she stuck her arm hand in the arm pit and sniffed it. >> and one of the few times she didn't have a nude theme was christmas. >> she is another planet's treasure. >> discovery channel with anotherral bine know praying man ties attacked her and she ate the eyes. coming up, is life on the road as a comedian a great cover for serial murder? dan soder discusses his latest book. and grandparents smoking pot? yes, grandparents smoking pot. thank you, president obama.

has thc hit the aarp? the new york times reported that america's seniors have never been more stoned. the trend piece on old folks who toke include an neck dough tall evidence about a teacher who gets ready with pals to play poker and smoke pot. always a teacher. it is nice. it is just a social thing. it is like when people get together and they crack open their beers. whatever, cher. other evidence of this, moms for marijuana international has received so much interest that it created grannies for grass chapters this illinois, ohio and missouri. stats back it up. according to a national survey 6% of adults between age 50 and 59 used marijuana in

2011. that's double the number -- >> you were bogarding during the commercial break. >> let's go live to the pot-loving pussycat for a counter point. the tower of the drug. -- the power of the drug. it is the power of the drug. dan, you have been selling weed at retirement homes for years now. >> it is how i make my money. >> what do they see of the scene in is this true? >> i like old people smoking weed. they are fun. they are old and wrinkly and docile. you get them all high and you can steal their jewelry. >> you are a terrible person. >> i am. >> at least you admit it. >> it is better than drunk people getting wasted and making out in front of you. >> that's true. >> with weed they will tell you some crazy stuff like man,

the moon landing didn't really happen. i was there. i was in the studio. >> andy levy always says that and he never smokes pot. >> jimmy, when it comes to end willing -- to ending the war on drugs will it leave us? >> i have done pot, modern pot. i can't handle it. in my day you would have a garbage bag and you would roll a cheech and chong and you barely get a buzz. today you have to make it 75% tobacco or take one hit and then you are on bloody lsd. i always said pot is good for horror movies and intercourse. old people can't handle those things. you get into it. >> no, you start listening to other things. >> it is too strong now. ideally pot is a sexual thing

and a horror movie now. now it is lsd and old people doing lsd and watching horror movies and trying to fornicate with their weird genitals and they are going to die. >> jedediah, could it be a good time because there are no responsibilities. >> the kids are gone. the grand kids aren't around. my grandma is 99 and i can tell you she is a brooklyn gal and she would be into this. i just worry she will get paranoid. an old person paranoid is not a good thing. >> did anyone hear death? i just heard death. what happened to jimmy? >> they are already paranoid. bill, do do you worry you will die too soon to be a stoned senior? >> i do. i wonder why we are so surprised. these guys are baby boomers. we have such delayed adolescents that we are not able to wrap our head around

the fact that our moms and dad rtz people that are are -- ma were boomers and they were smoking pot back then and doing it now. this is normal. this is what would happen. >> my parents used to hang out in the hate ash burr resection of san francisco. mom, i just want to say, thanks for letting me barrow your pipe through high school. >> you turned out great. >> you know. >> i do kind of agree with jimmy. i sur come expect of trend pieces. there is only one statistic. >> one lady who smoked a pen joint can you see these seniors hag -- i can't handle it and i am 70. >> you see her wearing a bra outside her bra. >> i just had a fat blunt. >> all right. we are going to take a break. do i have a comment? it is red eye at fox news.com. and the most important thing you can do this evening? ask yourself. do you have a video of your

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we are back. let's see if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's jesse joyce. what's up, jesse? >> how are you? >> glad you shaved for tonight. >> what am i going to do? you have jimmy sitting next to you and you are complaining about my facial situation? >> that's a bit rich. that's a bit private. in scotland it is a cultural thing. i don't mean to seem racist, but it is azeaphobic. >> i would like to thank you for taking time out from cat teeing from mumford and sons to be here tonight. greatly appreciated. >> the hat is ubiquitous in scotland. in my country this is not an unusual caddie thing. >> i have never had a conversation with a cabdriver from "brave heart" before.

this sinting. this is interesting. i enjoy your character. i have never seen alcoholism per son gnaw fight. jay you may want to -- >> you may want to leave america for once because there is a whole word going on and booze is an integral part of it. >> i didn't catch a word of that, but i appreciate what you said. >> let's get that it. let's get into it. the jim carrey story. jim you didn't have to remind us you are in ray militia. your shirt says that. >> it says pearl jam cover maned. and -- cover band and the militias is the hate speech tatood on my back. >> and jimmy, you did say you saw jim carrey's sack saw nation video -- vaccination video when you implied you didn't know who he was. >> i d when i researched the story i said oh that is the [bleep] talking about

vaccination. i remember now. >> fair enough. good save. jedediah, you said he did this because he wanted to seem cool which is the first time has used a hee-haw hair -- parody to seem cool. before we move oi want to say that, bill, i am impressed you chose to dress like an eddie money impersonator. >> i look like jim carrey at the improve in 1988. this is probably exactly what he would wear, but with more shoulder pads. >> are you michael key ton when he had hair. tildaswinson, why is a movie star sleeping in a beaks art? steve steve gutenburg has been sleeping in a box in a

refrigerator factory for years and it is welfare. >> why do you have to tear him down? he entertained you fortter part. >> he doesn't have a tv. i think we are safe. >> who can forget "the bedroom window." >> everybody is missing the point. the reason it is artistic and interesting is because ordinarily tilda sleeps in an abandoned cat tau comb below the earth's surface to regulate her body temperature being closer to the earth's core. >> you know what is great? she never denies any of these accusations. that's what i love. she never says, i am human. >> this is actually very true. she lives in a little sat toe -- sat toe far away from man with her husband and young lover. that is true. her husband and her young lover.

>> what gender is the young lover? >> it is a guy. >> there is so much going on in the bedroom, can you imagine? >> i want to take control of the half time report again. greg, you said -- you asked dan have you ever slept halfway off the bed. what bed is tiny enough that you can sleep halfway off of it? >> there are times when i try to get to bed and i am so tired that i fall asleep before reaching the bed in toe tall tee. and i -- totality and half of my body is on the ground. that's how hard i work. >> jedediah, why does president swinson jammies? and you don't wear them when you take a nap. you do wear jammies when you are doing a silly scottish figure on "red eye." >> this jacket is worth 150 squid and this shirt is a custom made vintage master piece that is worth more than

your gigantic clothes you enormous woman of a man. your ass is the size of the studio. where did you get your jeans from? the internet? >> why the internet? >> because they have to make them in malaysia where they have to get that much denim. >> the character is unfame threr with pants because he wears skirts. dan regarding the marijuana old age story, you disagreed with jimmy that pot is good for intercourse, but you didn't consider how amazing sheep wool feels while having intercourse. >> i don't and i didn't. >> lastly, how would you like to say of course pot smoking

is increasing because the people of the woodstock generation are getting older. that's like saying in the next 10 years, you don't hear as many racist japanese jokes as you used to. that's because all of those people are going to die. they won't be around. thank you. back to you, greg. >> thank you. we will be seeing you soon. coming up, how does slathering my body in miracle whip help me contain my usual glow? is it time we invented a better condom? and what if it could fit over bill's head? and what if it is a plastic bag? what if he suffocates and i just laugh?

instead of a suite you are out on the street. 5* swedish organization, is there any other kind, offers visitors the chance to be

homeless for a night. the hotel has 10 rooms including a filthy mattress under a bridge and a sleeping bag in the park and the floor of an abandoned paper mill. it costs $15, but few managed to state through the night. says the guy behind the project, quote, a couple of guests told them it made them appreciate their everyday life in a new way. the goal is to raise awareness of the homeless situation. yes, raising awareness. discuss. >> lightning rooooouuuunnnnddd. lightning round. >> jedediah, we are, what, 20 miles from sweden. would you check this out? would it change your life and make you see things differently? >> i wouldn't pay $15 for it. why do you have to pay? why not just find a dirty, gross place to sleep in and experience it that way? why give them my money?

>> the odds #r bill will be standing over you and peaking on you. peeing. >> vow being guarded and can't get stabbed. >> right. >> it is not a real bridger. >> it is not a bridge. it is like an amusement park area where they set these things up. dan, first they gave us ikea and now this. can sweden do anything right? they have horse in their meatballs. >> being of swedish dissent i say yes and how dare you offend my people? this is one time when you say look how poor people live. i love my house. poor people live so bad. what is next? hunting humans? yes i smoke pat -- smoke pot. >> you may be the only one who saw that movie. >> last time i watched it with the sound off and the closed

captioning on. in a seedy bar. >> i watched it with closed captioning with a seedy bar full of seed. >> it sums up the european liberal and they are under the impression that people down on their luck just had a bad day. >> look at that nice ikea home. you had a bad week and you will be under a bridge. let's raise awareness. meanwhile, homeless people are severely addicted to alcohol and severely and mentally ill. you sympathize with you are lying down under the bridge and everyone wants to kill you. you are never going to get away from that. listen to any beet tells song will tell you you are the only person alive. you can't let them steal it. >> who was that? >> that's the voices. >> something tells me you have heard a lot of them. >> nope.

>> bill, to you this place must sound like the four seasons and not the hotel, but winter, spring, summer and fall when you are out on your ass. >> that's why i don't like to see them. i am happy without three of those. the whole concept of it makes me appreciate my life when i am done with it, most of the viewers don't like me. so why not invite me to your place and i can enjoy the good life and it will make me uh proosh yait my situation lets. -- make me appreciate my situation less. >> let's move on. bill gates, the rich guy, is offering $100,000 to any start up company that can come up with the next generation condom. it is part of the gates foundation global health initiative. with the aim of improving the lives of the world's poorest people. according to the press released, the new condom will preserve or enhance the pleasure so as to create up

take and promote its regular use. is this a pressing issue? condoms that feel better? >> yes. that's a huge problem. i hate the way you get them on correctly and they disappear behind the first wrinkle. >> i don't need to know this. we will be bleeping that. >> it comes down to the real truth with liberals and the poor. they don't want them around. can you imagine being at a seminar with the world's poor and going we've got some ideas and we they'd to get rid of you -- and we need to get rid of you. if we can only get the technology to get rid of every single poor bastard here. can i get a hell ya? >> i hear you. if it prevents disease and pregnancy, is he wrong and gates can be right? >> i guess it will be good, but he wants it to have ground

breaking design. i am not sure it has a lot of flexibility. >> you shoot it from a cannon. >> i need more details about this. >> it could be a condom that you wear all the time so you never have to put one on. >> i am wearing one right now. >> still wear pants though. >> staple rtz hardest part. >> you don't call it going pee. it is making a contentious water balloon. >> and then throw it at the poor people we were talking about. >> where did this go? bill i read gates is doing this so you will never reproduce. that is a long way to go to make sure you don't have off spring. >> yes, yes, we get it. good lord. i have read he is a jerk. like when he was at microsoft he would yell at people all the time and i'm mass skew late them. i don't see that going well with condoms. i see them being like, you

call this spermacide? this is not even ribbed for my pleasure. they are doing it for the kindness of their own hearts. >> he has done so much for the world. >> call him, ladies. >> let's take a break. that was pretty good. other times you can go -- >> other times i just [bleep] it up. >> going to write that one down too. >> we should talk more so we can add to the video we will need to replace this. >> maybe i will do one of my psycho things. when we come back, we will talk about something. and remember, "the joy of hate" any bookstore, go to any

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welcome back. a detroit woman is suffering from a severe fluoride over dose after drinking 100 cups of tea every day. the 47-year-old lost all of her teeth and the first doctors thought she had cancer. she has given up tea, but the doctors say she is hooked on diet coke. i go to you, dan, first because i think you have a lot of problems. one has to be an addiction to household products or a beverage or some kind of food. am i right? >> it is called huffing, but it was fun and i haven't lost any teeth yet. >> good. >> a hundred cups of tea a day? how do you even do that? how desperate are you to get out of detroit? maybe there is something in here that will end this. >> she is committing suicide in an incredibly slow, slow

way. jimmy, what is your theory behind addiction? >> here is the deal. a lot of us have a gland or instinct or a switch that says, not doing that again. when i first tried eggnog i thought, i love this stuff. i had a three liter thing -- i can feel my stomach about to rip and i thought i am going to get another one of those. that's delicious. i did it again and to this day even the word eggnog wants to make me heave and pro vehicle tile vomit. this woman doesn't have that. >> whole chocolate milk i think i can drink a swimming pool of whole chocolate milk. >> nestle quick? >> no, the kind in a glass bottle that is so thick. >> that means you have never over done it. >> i drank an entire quart in one sitting. >> wow. that's a lot of chocolate milk. >> sometimes crying. >> in the bath. >> in a stranger's bath.

shouldn't she be honored she broke a record? >> and i have an addiction to something you hate and you make fun of all the time. cup cakes. the mini cake, i am addicted to it. >> women say that, but you are not addicted. you just shove them down your throat late at night. >> i love my cup cakes. >> how many. >> i eats a few a day, but if i could, i would sit and eat them. donuts too. i could eat a dozen donuts. >> until the end of time. i love donuts. >> we analyze this stuff and it is because it tastes good. she likes the taste of it. tea is good, but it is caffeine so it can be uh district tiff. >> if only bill was uh districted -- addicted to caffeine. this is a little more uh -- uh sten day shoes. for me it is a melba toast. if i am into it, maybe cottage cheese. you know i eat from the same chinese food restaurant four times a week?

>> that's not good for you. >> it is not, but it is great. if i skip a day, i go back the next day because i feel i deserve it. i only bone less spare ribs and salt and pepper pork chops well done. >> i could not careless. he has a favorite restaurant nearby. the chocolate milk thing we can get into. that's a huge menu there. >> no, you misunderstand understood. you missed my poimt. >> i ordered the same meal. >> stick to ribs. i don't need to know your habits. that is like showing me your underwear. >> we will close things out with a post game wrap up. go to fox news.com/red eye.