>> bob: maybe just text each other. >> that would be a cool reality show. that is it for us. welcome to "red eye." it is like "grace under fire" if by fire you mean a coffee table. andy levy is once again out. in for him is daily beast cultural news editor michael money gnaw han. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg. our top story, a new hampshire school district has banned dodge ball for object tau fying slower students. local fat children rejoice they would still be pelted with objects, but without anyone keeping score. and a sleezy indian yoga guru is accused of sexually harassing a female do sipe pal. disciple. and the most important story of your lifetime, are obese equestrians injuring their horses?

a question from the kirstie alley riding school to answer. >> always with the kirstie alley. >> i was going to use shirley hemp hill. >> get away. she is so hot she invented celsius. i am here with jedediah bila. and he is so sharp he sweats darts. thork posted for y'all robert george, two first names. in honduras he is considered a mango, bill schulz. and if hilarity was lottery winnings i would blow him on a snowmobile. next to me, sherrod small. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. i won't tell the cops if you let me out, greg. >> too late. does a red sphere hurt like a bully's jeer? they banned dodge ball and other human target activities

over worries about violence and bullying. the wind and board voted to remove the pe perennial along with prison ball. shut up. a parent complained his child was bullied during a free for all. that sounds interesting. explained the superintendent, we spent a lot of time making sure our kids were violence free. we used games with children as targets. oh shut up. meanwhile, the ugly sport that is panda wrestling is allowed in recesses throughout the county. >> brutal stuff. sherrod, are we turning our kids into wo o -- woosies?

is dodge ball a form of bullying? >> yes. i remember playing dodge ball, me and my boys, and we went hards. we used to call ourselves the headhunters. we targeted everyone else and we said, i won this one. >> did anybody mind? >> people mind. some people don't like playing dodge ball. >> but then they don't have to play. >> you do have to play. >> no you don't. in gym class they make you participate in dodge ball. >> so you agree with them? this is a brutal bullying sport? >> i'm sorry. this is a really traumatic moment from my childhood. i was one of those slow kids. i was targeted. i was targeted. i was a skinny kid with the black frame glasses. >> yes, i would have thrown you out. >> they went right after me. i'm sorry. it was a humiliating

experience. it has basically turned me into the conservative republican i am today. >> you proved my point. it builds character. look at sherrod. he is a comedian who is basically high 24/7. >> and i am conservative. >> actually, no, it gave me an inferiority complex and given me so many issues. >> but did it occur to you that you deserve it? >> see there you go again. >> jed jedediah. jedediah, i remember dodge ball as it wasn't like it was one class of people versus another. i like getting hit by balls. and i like hitting people with ball. >> we read your blog. we know what you are about. >> and then there was dodge ball. >> after that you don't even need me to say anything. >> i am saying that for the most part, yes -- every activity there is a percentage of bullying going on.

now we are bullied by the anti-bullying movement. >> that's exactly right. it happens in schools all the time. dodge ball was my favorite sport. i like throwing things at people. it is a hobby of mine. and it toughens kids up a little bit. if you can't stand be hit in dodge ball, how will you fare in the real world? >> that's true. it is a rubber ball. and it never really hurts. it is kind of soothing. except in the groin. by -- >> it is the humiliation factor you have to deal with. if you are that slow kid, and if you are the one they are going to go after you first to get you out first. it is tough. >> you know what, i apologize for that. i didn't go after the weaker kid first. i went after him last. i'm like, i can always get him. you ain't going no where, nerd. >> bill, first, i want to congratulate you for becoming president of the eric voler

fashion institute. >> michael moynihan dressed like i d i was with the bully fashion institute i would have stars and stripes huge right here. >> bill, in dodge ball you were the ball. you never seemed to mind. >> are you kidding me? >> big time baller. >> i was a big time baller. i agree with you. these are inflatable balls. you can get it in the head and it still would not hurt. it is not like they are rocks. the rocks happen after the school. >> you know, think about this. isn't dodge ball the first real american pastime? >> at my school we didn't have these different kinds balls. basketball was the dodge ball. y'all had an actual dodge ball? a ball for dodging? amazing. >> we had a kick ball. >> we did too. >> we had a kick ball. we had a ball that sh -- >> we had a ball that was the basketball and the soccer

ball. >> how about tether ball? you didn't like tether ball? did it make fun of you? did you play by yourself and it wrapped around you and then you were tied like that? >> a fire underneath you jie. i am hurt. >> it has been awhile since i have been here and suddenly i feel like i am get -- getting all of these balls coming at me from all directions. >> it really did have -- so it is something that has an affect. does that mean it has to be banned? >> no, but i will make this point. it says the meek shall inherit the earth. this is what they are talking about. bullied around when we are younger and now we are taking it back and yanking the dodge ball away from you. >> somebody throw me a ball. throw me a ball. this dude is getting out of hand.

>> who would you rather be, the high school quarterback or bill gates now? the high school quarterback is running a trophy shop. >> why do you have to be a nerd or meat head? why can't you be in the middle? >> we are progressing toward that. >> richard branson is gorgeous. >> a little cavemany, but gorgeous. >> the keep point is if you ban this stuff, teachers and administrators get to be lazy. they don't have to intervene and punish the kids. they don't have to be bother had at all. it is an easy way out. >> i also think there is a pernicious dislike fer competition. >> you just want to use the word per anythings. >> it was your word of of the day. >> i use words like pernicious as a kid and i got both wrong. >> did -- do you think it had nothing to do with you talking a lot? >> using words like per anythings, yes.

>> if you are going to get rid of ?g, the rope. if you don't have upper body strength that is rough. >> twain painful coming down. >> the pegs in the wall. >> i love those. you have to toughen these kids up. they are babies. these are kids you should be teaching kids how to do. who cares if you are not good at it, they will get per. >> a lot of stuff was weird, the gym teacher hot tub wrestle. >> that's at your school. >> i went to catholic school and they didn't even do that. i am not sure where you are coming from. >> pe to to pc. does a suspect's race have no place? the president of wesleyan university announced campus security will no longer include race in the safety

alerts. they say there is racial profiling a touchy issue since homecoming weekend when safety incidents are aimed. students of color have complained about being singled out for suspicion and this week the president vowed to work together to make them answer tiewtion. institution. for more let's go live to the rein yes, sir education correspondent. >> i didn't add anything. as a minority what you do make of this? >> it is hypersensitivity. these are important aspects. if are you white -- if there was a white young woman running around a doing bad stuff on a campus -- >> what's her name this.

>> come up and ask me questions. you are entitled to ask me questions. >> you know what, it is wrong. i will tell you why. i was on campus and i saw an alert. it not only said african-american male, but my name. that is intrusive. >> it is intrusive. it is not accurate. by the way, you were guilty. >> so what. >> if i am on the same campus. if i am like this it is robert george. if it is like this it is sherrod small. >> you can hit him with a ball if you want. >> i like the sherrod part. >> there is a tv station that has uh -- adopted this pc code. >> new york 1. they will talk about an attack in a neighborhood and say this person is in their 30s about

5 foot 8. >> loves fried chicken. loves basketball. ii am not saying what he is, but he loves to -- what? >> and always winking. >> and would not stop talking in the medea movie. >> is -- i understand -- we'll talk about that later. is it profiling when you have a description of the suspect? you are not saying there is recall blacks, but a person that matches the description. >> if there is a specific individual that they feel has committed a crime of purse snatching or whatever. they have a description and they need to give the description. 5 foot blonde and blue eyed or 6 foot and no hair and dark

complex. i feel you. it is insane and contrary to the public safety particularly in a college they should be comfortable. >> that's very true. should campus security ?ot describe the sex of an assailant because that is sexist? >> it doesn't matter. if they are like it is a male i will sequester into a female. >> i blame it on my huh maf raw diet. >> a little male is taken away. >> the government helps me. >> he forfeits it. >> wesley has a pretty bad pass when it comes to rich relations on campus. as far as i'm concerned i don't see the color of my attackers. i only see fists. i don't see them this enough time to duck. >> what about fat criminals?

>> big boned. >> the fat criminals though you can get with the dodge ball 6789 . >> from alert to auctions. they trade a knick-knack for pay back. ebay users were selling jim carrey collectibles with the promises to go to guns. somebody naked after buzzstartee posted a quote, autographed photo so i can afford a gun. it attracted swarms of like-minded bidders. they were gone along with any mention of a gun. instead in read i am selling this photo for purposes. the original listing has expired copycats promising to join the nra. we ask a one.

>> that is a great one. >> it is classic. ebay, we know why they edit the description. who cares what you will spend the money on. maybe you shouldn't editorial lies on your ad. maybe they want to say i am buying this to buy a fluffy unicorn. >> i am a strong, strong supporter of the second amendment and i think e bai was within their rights to do this. they don't know if this guy is

going to use his -- these proceeds to actually go out and buy a gun. >> he could just be saying that. if you were a private company and you have certain rules of how you advertise you should be allowed to do that. >> i did not know. >> can you sell a gun on ebay? >> i don't think you can. >> can you sell an antique gun. >> i don't think you can do any guns. maybe you can -- >> arrow, bow and arrow. >> maybe a toy pistol. >> they will sell a human and you can't say. >> they are traditional list. >> potato, potato. >> what do you think? >> if it didn't equal a gun they wouldn't have anything removed. you make a point that it

didn't happen in the transaction. i doubt if it involved a more realistic item they wouldn't bothered -- >> whoa, whoa, whoa. are you inifferring? >> get your stuff and get the hell out of here. >> i don't know if unicorns are real. >> maybe in your dreams like my little pony and friends. >> are you done? i have to ask bill a question. >> i don't think i will be invited back. >> you know how awkward that is? bill you tried to trade sexual favors for designing a women box set. >> this is a good point. can't ebay be the last stuff that is not political? you haggle over a vintage rainbow bright that you may or may not have fall inon. it was an accident.

there is no place on the internet is fun anymore. there are a couple of places i can show you. why did they take the money that was -- $800 he was already a lot of press. >> i don't think this is the first time they pulled something down. they were concerned about how it was being advertised. >> and it is a private company. >> we have to take a break because they are telling me we have to take a break. coming up, is a story so exclusive, blah, blah, blah, it is really explosive. >> what scandal has rocked the yoga world? what scandal hasn't rocked the yoga world. yoga is is evil. case closed.

leave them alone and they will call it home. new research, my favorite kind, shows that americans are moving from less free liberal states to more free conservative states. the study from george mason university, go fungal infections, measured freedom through tax rates and government spending and gun control. there that is again. free of states that were conservative served better on population ships. that means they are going to places where there is intrusive government and doing better economically. this short video explains the finer points of the research.

>> edited in an odd way, but still somewhat enjoyable, i might ad. i might add. it cleansed the whole point of the story which i can't remember. jedediah, are you surprised by the findings i can't remember? people speaking about intrusive government. >> people actually work and they actually want to keep some of that money. they don't want to hand it back to the government. they are going to states where a, there are more jobs and b there are more taxes and c, michael bloomburg is telling you you can't do this, can't do that, can't eat salt, can't

have guns and can't do this. they want to live their own life. >> michael bloomburg says, i do what i want. bring it bloomburg. >> what do you lose? >> this is what i like about this whole situation. people are moving away from me. whatever gets you away from me, good for you. >> i think for the blue states, and we are right here in new york. this is a cautionary tale. people will move away because of the taxes and the regulations and so forth. however. however, it depends on what your freedom really is. i like being in new york. >> getting a burger at 5:00 a.m. is freedom, baby. >> the fact that i can go to a broadway show, the bronx zoo, there is a lot of stuff in new

york. >> you can get a therapeutic massage. that's at 11:00 a.m. >> north dakota and south dakota may be the freest states in the country, but i'm sorry there is nothing there that is going to interest me. i apologize. >> mount rushmore. >> you are not an american. you know they have therapeutic massage. >> i apologize to north dakota and south dakota. >> go to the massage and say give me a washington and drug me. i have been there, my friends. >> they are free in north dakota, but they have to import their women in. that's not true. >> is that true? that sounds right. >> because of the fracking and the oil -- >> there is so many more men and they need to basically impart them. >> they import them from south dakota. >> i love the dakotas.

>> bill, last word to you. the study under to they were migrating away from bill schulz. you have to take that personally. >> coming up do you have a comment on the show? i bet you do. i love the dakotas. it is red eye at fox news.com. do you have a yid yow of your -- video of your animal doing something funny click on submit a video. still to come, the half time report from michael maynihan. tonight's half time report is brought to you by process. by practice. thanks, practice.

let's find out if we anything wrong so far. for that we go to michael moynihan. >> i think i have too many buttons. don't you have the bernard look? >> we know who that is. >> what is wrong with you people? let me start correcting you idiots thin. then. robert said a lot of smart stuff. we will start with him. it was a humiliating experience for you as a young chap at catholic school to be bombarded. greg made a good point.

it builds character. you are on television and you work for the new york post. or did you want to work for "the times." >> let's see, something about not incriminating myself at this time, blah, plaw, blah. yes, it worked out perfectly. >> you said it made you a republican. i am tired of your conservative victimology. >> it is okay. not everybody can do that. >> what about me? >> height requirement. >> sherrod? can i ask you a question? was it compulsory to play dodge ball? >> was it compulsory? >> you are from bedside, right? >> what did you google me? >> i don't know what you are talking about. that was not me that was out

in front of your apartment. >> we love playing dodge ball in the hood, man. >> you had to. >> because we were getting shot at? >> you said that greg said why not play dodge ball. you said you have to. >> oh yes because your gym teacher made you play. >> you can't even remember your lies. >> i thought you said something about gunfire. listen, if you fail you have to take home economic offers the summer and you have to play cog ball. dodge ball. >> do you think dodge ball was a weird, erotic spectator sport for years. they said, oh you have to play , that's how it started. it was a weird cult of gym teachers. jay i think we all -- >> i think we all watched "porky's" and we know how the gym teachers are.

>> can i get to the point of greg that he likes getting hit by balls? >> that wasn't a pun. i enjoy dodge ball. >> the guy from the pet shot boys said it was true. robert said if you are the slow kid which apparently you were the slow kid, that isn't they going to get you anyway? if you ban dodge ball they report going to be like, i am go going to stop picking on you. >> you are suggesting it was an either or. i was talking both and. >> if i was going to get beaten up safer school can i get beat up in something? >> with questions like that you do. >> "red eye" brings you the back world. you have the nonnonintimidating and then

you have sherrod. >> what about me? >> jedediah, you said you get lazy, but if you get rid of dodge ball they will still get beaten up. >> that's true. i was a teacher and sometimes i was lazy. so i am speaking from experience. >> maybe just a personal thing. let's go to the story that produced probably the most racism i have ever heard on television, but thankfully came from the two black guests. >>er believe it. >> two for the price of one. >> how dare we say what you think. >> did you say jew? is that what you just said? >> i kif with one. i can say it. >> jedediah, that was an old school reference. >> you said if a white woman

was doing bad things on campus, then i can just stop right there, but isn't that what campuses are, full of white women doing bad things which is precisely the reason i went to cling. >> i was a good girl in college. i don't know what you are talking about. >> really? >> i almost said that in a straight face. >> did you do well in school? >> i a 4.0. >> what was your grade point average though. >> i don't know what that means. >> that joke only words if there is a do you believe on ton dreyment. >> robert was i right in thinking if you don't want to get ma rased, then you wear glasses. is that right? you said sherrod and then yourself. you said yourself with the glasses and the tie prevents

you from being stopped and frisked. it stops me from getting stopped and frisked. i imagined get willing shoes. >> it is thought a racial thing. it is a clothing thing. >> you actually have court glasses. >> it was a one piece too. >> the glasses with a tie like this. that is a winning business idea. >> the best is to get a turn around jacket which you can turn into a hoody. if you are going to the hoot and want to hang out. you won't be stop #e and frisked, but certain neighborhoods you can't walk around.

i expose i mention bill says -- i know bill said he watt not going to make sense. maybe a transmogrophied. and you said weslian has a bad responsibility of they are always talking about res resolation. >> it was 1992 and i don't know what. >> never forget like i will never forget. >> i have a one minute lag. >> jim carrey. there was a rant on jim carrey that was really good. robert right, ebay is a private company and they did ban things like ma swree meme raw -- nazi memorabilia. i go to different websites.

you cannot sell weapons. i believe it was greg that said that. you can sell some magazines, basically no weapons they cannot sell urine corns because they don't exist. >> shaw hoed, c's like a free market, but their track is trading at $54 a played. >> i am unimpressed by some members of the company. what are you doing in the community? white, black. >> it is e trade. >> there was so much on the last one that i will do the dumbest thing and greg the mascot at george mason used to be gungston who is a fuzzy ball. nobody knew who he was. she he was changed to a green patriot. >> it is basically nail fungus. >> that's right ssments thank you just had the fungus.

the newer one is the green patriot. >> but it is green. >> back to you, greg. >> thank you, mr. moyninhan. up next, forever young. do you want to live forever? itit is nothing. i don't know ho to respond. >> what was john ham thinking with this post? i don't know. i will ask him when i get home.

i was invited to the nonparty. oh. does john hamm own the cover of "rolling stone" or does he look really, really stupid. show it. this is the new "rolling stone." we will spend a segment talking about this picture.

discuss shall we in the -- >> lightning rooooooouuuuunnnndd. lightning round. >> can we put the cover up there while we talk so we can -- so people know? sherrod, what is wrong with this? >> i think adam lambert looks great. >> it is a cigarette. >> it is a lollipop. >> it is a cigarette. >> he is obnoxious. >> is "rolling stone" no longer understanding what cool is? they stopped years ago. >> they put britney spears on a cover several times. i think they for dpot what cool was a longtime ago. >> do you think people know what "mad men" really is. "rolling stone's market is now the people who watch" mad

men." >> it is for the people who described to arp. >> mad men is the perfect show for that certain group of people. it is focusing on the 60s and a bunch of white people with issues and all of this stuff. they thought they could be cool and it fits them. it is still a weird cover. >> i thought it was a con treys when he plays draper. >> is he wearing suspenders? high looks like he should be with pippy-long stocking. >> it looked like he was in a john bravado commercial. >> jedediah, is this a parody of a cover? >> thought it was a spoof, but what would be the point in making him look like a guy trying to look cool. what is the point.

>> he got set up. >> he should be very embarrassed, bill as an expert of embarassment, what do you make of this? >> i know you can't read. you are basically looking at a guy with letters all over him. >> if i sound it out it looks like droid drooper is exy. >> it is sad. he can't read and we are laughing at him. >> i am living with illiteracy and not dying from it. >> well first of all the phrase don draper is in bigger letters than anything else. 23 -- if you are on the cover of rolling stone they want john hamm. >> they thought moib would know that is not him. >> it doesn't play to either of their planes. >> it doesn't work.

>> i want to move on. a former student of bikram yoga franchise which is huge. >> i have taken classes. >> have you? >> oh god. students are accusing him of sexual assault. she thought things were odd when she saw other women bo -- would brush his hair and massage his feet and give him bathes. the dude offered her a diamond rolex watch and said he owned her in a past life. it is called yoga's bad boy in yoga journal. doesn't this prove that no matter where men are if they have power they will become sleez balls even in yoga. i should have known it. boston yoga you go into this room that is extra heated. they heat the room up. >> it is hot yoga. >> i thought it is so you

could sweat it out. >> no it is to get the girls naked. >> this is all alleged. >> he is dressed like the dude. ♪ i need a little monica in my life ♪ it is like change the suit, you freak. >> you are referring to a great hero lou vega. robert sad you are not yoga's bad boy, and aren't you jealous? >> i am not yoga's bad boy. i am flexible, however. i have to agree with your main point that once you become top in your field that you tran sent it and become a celebrity. the next thing is you will be a sleez and you with i take advantage of your power. that's what he is doing. >> can't wait to get there. >> i am mere years away. >> it is freaking yoga. they have poses called

downward facing dog. i would be shocked if that guy wasn't a [pleep]. >> call him yoga's bad boy. >> i am yogurt's bad boy. >> jed jedediah is yoga a real thing? >> i hate yoga. but i have taken a couple classes and these instructors get daring. i felt them to be a little too close on more than one time. >> we don't know whether he has done these things. it is an accusation. >> in general though. >> i want to make an open mind. i am hoping for pretty glasses. you are right. he wears a white suit. i am dwhrad we burned -- i am imlad we urn burned 10 seconds off that. joy of hate, autographed copy

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weigh 10% the weight of their horse, thls horse is the swedish fellow you met on-line. in that case they said have a lot of fun and i do, sherrod. should we just breed bigger horses? we are the humans. >> [bleep] horses. >> no, that's another show. >> every time i go horseback riding as soon as i get on him i fart to show him who is boos. who is boss. >> like they don't have enough problems. you have to flatulate. >> i think we are going to be seeing the future merger of weight watchers with peta. it is clear the expanding waistlines and the expanding butt lines of america it is bad enough on planes and the subway and now even poor, dumb animals are suffering because

of fat humans. >> we are awful people. >> awful, awful people. >> why not move to elements. to el nents. >> i love elephants. >> have you ever gone by central park and you can see these horses pulling tons of people and sometimes large and stuffed into the cars. that's cool too. >> it is not. >> yes, it is. >> right next to the horse carriage is a dude bicycling the fat humans the same way. >> she just came from italy and he is like, oh, god. >> bill, are you ridden like a pony by rich, elderly gentlemen. what do you drive? >> this would be a front page story in 8 -- in 1850 or money goal yaw now. we have cars.

we have cars. why is anyone on a horse right now? let them run free. >> if you let them run free,. >> horses. >> now we have to bleep it twice. >> he said it -- now that's three times. >> i am the nonfoul talking black man on this stage. >> congratulations. >> i had to for the funny. >> that was a [bleep] move. >> all right. we will close things out with a post game wrap up from michael moynihan. recent shows fox fox news.com/red eye.

>> all new "red eye" returns on saturday at 8 p.m. pacific time, 11 p.m. eastern and 8:00 p.m. pacific. >> back to michael for the post game wrap up. >> thanks, greg. jedediah, what is going with your website? >> you guys have not been listening to me. you need to go to my website, jedediah bila.com and sign up because i am launching a new site and i need your info. >> i do it and you block me. >> 25 seconds. >> tell them about your interest elect actual spring break. >> the weak after next i will be attending a conference in boulder, colorado wherefore diversity sake i will be one of the people giving wisdom to the liberals. >> sherrod? how is gma? >> "good morning america" 7:00 to 9:00? whatever. i will be on