in more detail and also talking about this whole issue of security and financial security. and women getting mixed read tonight. tonight. >> andrea: hello, everyone. i'm andrea tantaros along with kimberly guilfoyle, greg gutfeld, eric bolling. and bob beckel. we are in new york city and this is the five. well, you're not going to believe the latest news on the boston terror suspects. you, the hard-working taxpayer, may have been picking up their tab. yep. massachusetts state officials have confirmed that 26-year-old tamerlan tsarnaev, who was killed in a shootout with police was living on tax-pair -- payer funded welfare up until last year. both brothers grew up on welfare with their parents in massachusetts. so there you have it. taxpayers potentially funding jihad.

greg, this brother living off welfare with his wife. also both brothers grew up on welfare. if you could get in a boxing ring and if you could slug it out, don't you think could maybe get a job? >> let's face it, a lot of criminals in the united states are on welfare, so this isn't a big surprise. but we have heard of state sponsored terror. the united states is now a state that sponsors terror. it sponsors its own terror. and, frankly, welfare is no different than tenure. we already sponsored terrorists with bill ayers, burn detective dohrn. cathy boaty. they were involved in death. more death. they exchanged their pipe bombs for pipes. by the way, i want to point out that this is kind of the symbol of what has been happening in europe. intense pockets of muslim supremacy in europe. england, france, also in australia. they let it happen. bigots leave their countries because they are horrible.

then they come to countries ma. this is what america is doing. it's a symbol of a decline derived from a rejection of exceptionism. we are becoming actually what europe is. >> andrea: here is the worst part. that was bad, greg. thank you for part one. part 2, kimberly, he was here on a green card. so, can we officially say if you are here on green cards, no government money? can we say that? >> kimberly: see, this is the problem. we become soft, we become weak. the other countries are mocking us. i would come here, too. who doesn't want a free ride. i want to ride in the carnival for free all day long and put my whole family on welfare. it's appear abiewfs the system. nobody wants to take a hard look of the entitlement system to see what it is. now it's terrorists are entitled to radicalize and do harm to american citizens. this makes me so angry and hate america yet they are getting scholarships. the benefit of a great education, starting families here and we're the

problem. >> andrea: time off, eric, to sit on their couch and build bombs with our money. >> eric: here is a part of the immigration debate that needs to come up. this guy tamerlan came over in the refugee clause in the immigration policy. if you are asking for political asylum, you can get welfare benefits, a typical green card recipient would have to wait about five years to start to get welfare recipient. he got it right away. in massachusetts, the department of transitional assistance, he likely got section 8 housing, mass transit cards. ebt cards. a public defender for his domestic violence offense in 2009. and now dzhokhar, the one who is living is going to get like a hugely popular well-known public defender as well. he had scholarships, enough is enough. we really need to revamp the immigration policy and our welfare policy. >> bill: you put your finger on it. this is is the law. you may not like it and you may not agree with it but it is the law. the law has got to change.

>> kimberly: you agree? bob bon sure. i also agree that cubans who automatically get to this country have benefits because of back in the 1960's we were so outraged by castro. everybody has got exceptions here. that's part of the problem. >> andrea: you made news this week you stunned not just the four of us but you stunned the world when you said let's put a moratorium on students coming here from muslim countries. how about when it applies to welfare? would you take the same tact? >> the welfare reform bill took -- it was a long step down that road it was done by the republicans in the congress and by bill clinton. listen, the same thing with the immigration bill, we -- them congratulation bill goes through the senate bill. there will be a time out where anybody were project. program, rather, and after that nobody gets. in not for a period of time. and i think that makes sense. that's what i said about muslims. i think we need a time to get a breath.

>> andrea: what about supervising welfare programs. the devil find works for i'd del hands. idol hands. we have given $20 million to chechnya over the years. if you look at the budget requests for this year, this is really going to make you angry, pakistan 2.2 billion. egypt 1.6 million. >> pakistan. yemen, 72.6 million. algeria 3 million. >> we are the biggest state sponsor of terrorism. look all the money we are giving in egypt giving the money to the syrian rebels. the whole thing is problematic. >> bob: he said yesterday i haven't heard a single cleric or head of state in a muslim country say how bad 9/11 was or apologize for what's gone on. the intelligence communities have been helpful to us. that's where most of this money goes to.

having said, it outrages people. i can can understand why you are outraged with it i agree with greg here. most of the families people in prison are on welfare. whether they are white, black, yellow, whatever. they are on welfare. >> andrea: the mosques that these two brothers attended have tyes to radical islam. these clerics teach hate. what do you think about that? >> first of all, not only that we found out there is more information tieing the inspire magazine to these guys. tamerlan went to this fan tom fireworks shop in new hampshire february 6th and asked for the most powerful and loudest fireworks. now, on one of the pages of the "inspire magazine they recommend using gun power from fireworks. if you can't find enough matches take the gunpowder out of fireworks. >> bob: you carry that around with you. >> i will carry it around with me for few more days until we get to the bottom of what is happening here. getting radicalized through

the internet and possibly through the mosque. can i point something out we talk about the cair. council on american is a islamic relations. where is cair? they denounced the bombings on friday right after it happened, okay? but they haven't since. so i emailed ibrahim hooper, who is their representative. is he a spokesperson i said, mr. hooper, do you care to respond? he said about what? i said about what's going on? what we have learned about the bombings? he came back and gave me the april 19th presser, sound. >> kimberly: i'm letting you finish your point but we have sound. >> the point is that was april 19th. sir, give me one or two lines on what we have learned since april 19th, friday. there has been a lot of information that's come out where they study, where they prayed, et cetera. and he said just no comment. nothing came back. it's just ridiculous. this is san opportunity for american islamic relations to get better. >> andrea: i want you to respond, greg. you made this connection on the five.

executive director of cair who came on the o'reilly factor and had this to say to bill. >> bill: radical islam is the primary driver of terrorism in the world. would you admit that? >> no. >> bill: you wouldn't admit that? >> your assessment is absurd because you are trying to redefine religion for me. you are trying to define my faith to me. and i'm telling you. >> bill: no, i'm not. i'm telling that you radical islamists under the banner of jihad are causing the most intense terrorism the earth has ever seen. so either you are naive or -- i mean, you are just way out of touch. do you not have a television set? >> bill, i think you are just making up some stuff. >> bill: making it up. >> i'm telling you -- i'm telling you islam is a peaceful religion. >> andrea: he would not condemn islam, greg? >> greg: the poor guy keeps denying the existence of radical ties. i was thinking if you are

an american. go down, by a radical tie, mail it to cair. their address is 453 new jersey avenue, washington, d.c., 2003. send them a radical tie because they exist this one has a donkey on it. i think this one is some -- >> kimberly: the orange one is is kind of nice. >> greg: this has trucker ladies on it. >> kimberly: did you steal this from bob. >> greg: i found it on the street. jeff from "time" magazine said the bombing may have been caused by boxing injuries to one of the bombers. so he is blaming the boxing on the bombing on a head injury. >> kimberly: radicalized. >> greg: that's a terrorist excuse. what's the writer's excuse? did he get hit in the head? >> bob: one of the things that's instructive here is this guy is not the first one to get radicalized from not being radical. >> greg: exactly.

>> bob: imagine if you can be educated on that way by the internet and carry around? >> kimberly: it's that easy. that is happening. bob bon lots of people who may not have been radicalized will. >> andrea: there are reports that the mom pressured the son to get further into religion. he went and further radicalized the family. i went on cair web site they do not condemn it at all. we must remain united as a nation. united against what? >> kimberly: you will not get commissions. unindicted coconspirator of 9/11. they are completely useless. i don't think they are ignorant about it at all. they know exactly what's going on. they are not going to disavow any of this. >> bob: can i jump in here? >> eric: and the reason why you won't see them disavow radical islam because, listen, in this magazine, follow the precautions, listen to, this put your trust in allah and pray for the success of your operation. which means killing

innocent people. that is success. pray to god, pray to allah and pray for a lot of innocent people to die. that's why you will never get to push back hard. >> bob: consider the fact that this religion has what they call fatwas. and a lot of these people are afraid to say something. i think that's a legitimate -- as much as i would like to see them speak out. >> andrea: it proves our point. they could be afraid. when you go to the web site they are more concerned about discrimination against muslims. they have play the victim card on our web site. we are the ones being attacked. >> greg: can i point out that the brother-in-law of one of the bombers says that the reason for his extremism was over our perception of islam as a violent extremist organization. so, essentially he sought to solve this problem by blowing up innocent people. it's kind of like asking your hard of hearing uncle to stop shouting and he shouts back i'm not shouting. you cannot argue with muslim supremacy as long as

they adhere to that kind of bigotry. you cannot argue with them. all you are going to get is more terrorists. >> bob: i had one of those uncles that had the big phone things you stick in your ear. still couldn't hear anything. >> kimberly: i lost it all send donations for my left ear. they act so innocent ault while they are reading, this conspiring against the u.s. collecting benefits. >> bob: not all of them are like that. >> kimberly: i'm talking about these individuals, okay. milking the system while they are planning and plotting to blow us up. it's laughable. that's how easy it is they were able to do it. if you think they acted alone. think again. where did they get the money from all of this and the n 4 all of that cost money. up next, a u.n. official is blaming america for the terror attack. you heard that right. greg has some thoughts and special programming note for tomorrow. set your dvrs now. dana has a one-on-one with former boss george w. bush. he is opening his presidential library in

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>> greg: it's the golden rule of terrorists. don't bomb your wand. that's why you will never see a ied in colombia autos cars. the boston bombings on american domination. richard falk. ie scum bucket in a foreclosure policy rag claimed the bombings are

justifiable retribution for our geopolitical fantasy of global domination. i am thinking he learned that phrase at one of our finer colleges. he is not the only un jackal. fox and the human rights council the heinous clown car that sits in judgment of the freest country ever. which is why asking how a 9/11 truther like falk still works there is like asking why maggots eat corpses they both feed off the dead. instead of mocking those who root for our demise, our president had the u.s. join this council in 2009 so maybe they will like us. when will our president learn that the more you bow the more they bomb. the falk does not represent most busy u.n. diplomats who spend hours each day working those phones hard, ordering in food, booze and some of the best hoongers on earth. world peace means something very different for these guys who meet each others in hallways and restaurants

bs never doing anything but ridicule america while all desperately pleading to the home country troy led let him stay just one more year. budget tightening times good place to save on security would be at the u.n. i wonder how fast they would miss america's presence when retribution is right at your doorstep? >> kimberly: that was aggressive. >> eric: this guy retired princeton professor. >> greg: another one to add to the list. bob bon they are all comi. >> andrea: never said that. >> bob: this guy does not work for the u.n. he works for the human rights commission. it and it is based in geneva. >> eric: funded by the u.n. >> bob: no. >> eric: it does get money. >> bob: that's right. i think the way we introduce these things is a u.n. official. this guy is a joke. i mean, does anybody take him seriously? >> apparently they do because he is still there,

bob that the point why is he? >> he works for the human rights council. these guys are the most tolerant of brutality you can find. tolerant of brutality. they take it when christians are being oppressed. the first thing i thought was what the falk. >> bob: i'm not getting anywhere near that. >> falk went on to say we sauce the bombings because of american domination. of what. fighters but never conquerors. look at us, we fought in europe but we rebuilt europe. we left europe and traded with europe. we did the same in japan when we didn't have to do that now they are competitor. some people think we shouldn't have. we have never been a global dominator, period, end of story. >> greg: wherever we go we make things more awesome andrea andrea yeah, hello. pregnant greg if the

suspects were neo nazi skin heads do you think he would have reacted the same way? >> eric: no because he is anti-semite. he has a long history. >> greg: right. >> eric: how many poor little canaries aka the 8-year-old who blew up have to die before we awaken from our geopolitical fantasy of global domination. this guy is still attached to princeton university if i'm not mistaken. >> bob: emeritus professor. >> eric: cathy bodine university of colombia. bernadine dohrn at northern law. the track record of liberal academia is atrocious. where are the conservative professors, bob. >> bob: jeez, i don't know. i got an idea. how about some of you conservatives go in and teach. >> eric: on the right to come out and say that it's america's fault for the bombing in boston. none of them have. it's liberal, it's theirs. they own it. and it's wrong.

>> andrea: eric, there is only a week out. there is time. >> bob: do you think all liberals agree with what this guy says. >> eric: all who said something like that happen to have been liberal. >> bob: i see. >> eric: see? >> bob: when timothy mcveigh attacked the united states. >> eric: done with timothy mcveigh. >> bob: you go back. >> eric: 18 years ago, bob. let's go back to this guy mr. falk. >> kimberly: u.n. most anti-american agencies out there. and you contribute heavily, yes. billions of dollars to give money over to this individual who is one of the people u.n. official. gets paid through them. no, but where he works is partly funded by the u.n. sorry. there are ten particular calls there and they should be exposed. and everybody is not afraid to accept, hold on. no one is afraid to accept the u.s. money, especially in their time of need. how many countries the first country to jump in for humanitarian efforts, et cetera.

>> yet, everybody tries to despise us that's the problem. we have been too late as of late. >> andrea: planning bombing a bunch of muslim countries jumped up an said by the way there should be a justified excuse for terrorism even though there is no definition for one. >> kimberly: like self-defense. >> kimberly: legitimate struggle. legitimately struggling then it's okay. >> bob: they all pay their parking tickets then we wouldn't have a big deficit problem. >> eric: $50 billion we have given the u.n. they do fund this human rights council and this guy does get money from that council. >> bob: reports children of the world. >> greg: let's face it, they do fund new york's prostitutes we can't forget that. >> bob: i never saw any

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>> kimberly: the defense rested its case in the trial of philadelphia doctor kermit gosnell today after calling no witnesses. closing arguments are set to begin monday and the jury could get the case as early as tuesday. meanwhile. yesterday judge jeffrey mine heart threw out three of the 8 murder counts against gosnell. so, eric, people were

surprised that the judge did. this then we were examining perhaps some kind of evidence, some kind of witnesses to it be presented during the defense case. the defense attorney jack mcmahon rested didn't call dr. gosnell which i said he wouldn't. cross-examination. he couldn't get experts to testify on his client's behalf. >> what's his high water mark. what does the defense have to do prove that there is at least a questionable doubt whether or not any of the babies were actually born with a heart beat? is that what he is looking for? >> with respect to the count of the babies to say that there is reasonable doubt as to whether or not the babies were born alive. so he he is going to from when i was in the courtroom with the medical examiner on the stand. he kept hammering the medical examiner saying you cannot say to a reasonable degree of medical certainty that those babies were born alive. you can't say it about baby a and b went through all of

them. >> they were not viable. they did not take a breath, by the way that is not an appropriate legal way to even, you know, kill a baby. these aren't abortions. these were done outside this isn't the right way. the women were drugged, the babies were drugged. >> bob: can you imagine going home and explaining to your family why out there being a defense witness for this guy? that's a big part of it it. who in their right mind would. >> they will be cross-examined because some of the other testimony in the grand jury was that these babies felt tremendous pain which this was being done with them with the scissors in the back. sning. the judge really is. i mean he is really mucked this up. first, didn't he make an error dropping the charge against baby c? wasn't there testimony that the baby was alive outside of the womb? this is buffaloing.

i don't know if this judge jeffrey meinhardt is lazy or scared. typically judges right decisions on this type of thing and write decisions for presidential reasons so people can look at precedent how people can judge it what people can do and can't do. i think this is such a high profile case. why wouldn't this judge write a decision on it? >> also you are saying why wouldn't the judge let it go to the jury? because he admits several of -- dismissed several of thesco motion to dismiss by defense attorney saying insufficiency of the evidence. i heard that testimony in the courtroom and there was eyewitness said i heard the baby crying going for air, having respiratory why wouldn't you let that go to a jury? >> bob: can i ask your co-counsel here, mr. gutfeld? >> kimberly: mr. gutfeld. >> bob: did you know judges could throw out things that people have been indicted for? i didn't know that did you know that? >> kimberly: yes. it's a huge problem. >> greg: if i can figure this out, the babies were moving but they are not

alive which kind of explains the judge. we know how complicated abortion is is. what is amazing to me how planned parenthood calls this women's health. it's like droning people is called bad weather or raising taxes. this is called revenue growth. the clue is whenever the hard left calls he it something else, and they are resorting or wellian speak, it's because they are trying to mask moral bankruptcy. it's because they are evil. i'm talking about those people. not you. >> eric: interesting that president obama was actually scheduled to headline the planned parenthood fundraiser happen tomorrow and he has now pushed it off to meeting with planned parenthood on friday. it's an interesting timing of events. >> greg: first thing he should do when he he gets up there is thank his mother. >> kimberly: the other charges that remain, four other charges that remain, if he is convicted, i would expect there is going to be a lot of appeals happening. so do you think that this judge is scared? you were in the courtroom. do you think he could be dismissing these three

charges? could it go to a higher court? he is kicking it. >> i mean, look. what is going to happen is that the jury is going to get these remaining counts. three of them carry the death penalty, one is the 40-year-old immigrant that was killed and the defense claims that was an accident. what the defense is going to try to do is argue the case. say the d.a. didn't prove it beyond a reasonable doubt. perhaps save his life get a determinative sentence and life without parole. >> bob: best thing that could happen life without parole. they are not going to let this guy go. >> kimberly: i hope they don't. evidence is more sufficient. you have eyewitness testimony babies alive on the counter for more than 20 minutes. the judge dismissed. committed by linda williams who pled guilty to the charge. the judge dismissed that charge. >> greg: do you know what this is about though? it's about bad timing. it sucks to be born at an inconvenient time. it's a fact already born are deciding on people who are unborn.

imagine if you were born before them you could abort them. >> kimberly: okay, on that note. planned parenthood was aware of the conditions at this clinic. they chose to do nothing. they just told the women go ahead and report it and then in 2011, 2012, planned parenthood performed 333,964 abortions. ahead on the five. pop quiz, who was the most hated congressional leader? a new poll is out. the result might surprise you. we'll have the answer later in the show. but, first, wall street went wild yesterday after the associated press twitter account was hacked. and it may have hurt your bank account. eric is going to explain why when we come back. ♪

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>> eric: two he explosions in the white house obama is injured. don't freak out. a rogue tweet delivered by hacked a.p. twitter. the aftermath nothing short of amazing. global markets melted down costing hundreds of billions of dollars in instantaneous losses. by shear stroke of luck the white house briefing just started and first question was going to a.p. reporter julie pace who delivered the news that the tweet was a hack job, the markets recovered but some serious questions are being asked. how vulnerable are we? and are we tough enough on these clowns when we catch them hacking our news services our banks and personal accounts almost foble prosecute these people. unbelievable. this is the new wave of crime. of smart crime, people can literally take over your child's identity, they take over the identity of dead people. they have no shame.

they hack twitter accounts. >> catch this bozo. >> kimberly: it all depends on what the harm is and what kind of penalty they might think. you have to have some serious, specific evidence. it's very hard to be able to get the search warrants or the subpoenas to be able to get the information to prove and the ip addresses of who did. this they know how to use offshore to get it. >> eric: chinese are hacking. >> bob: you are right. serious problem. i noticed when you made that announcement that the president had been hurt that no one at this table was for me was worried about it. >> andrea: is he our president. >> bob: is he our president. i will tell you, this could cost, what is it you said 100 billion? >> eric: the "wall street journal" estimates just in u.s. alone numbers 200 billion worldwide it could be close to a trillion dollars. >> bob: i wonder how much of that was recovered. >> eric: people who definitely lost their

shirt. >> bob: internet. not enough internet law. not enough computer law. relatively new stuff. we need laws that deal with this stuff. >> andrea: we have law once the book that deal with it a lot of people say it's too harsh. in this country you could go to jail for 20 or 30 years. people from anonymous getting put away for a decade or so. the problem is not the severity of the sentence. it's catching these guys. they are in foreign countries. have trouble tracking them down. also have a problem we have a shortage of people in this country with the skills to try and find them and locate them and track them down. plus, there is a lot of people that say well, they drove that aaron schwartz to suicide and there is a lot of excuses being made as well. >> greg: you could tell the a.p. site was hacked because it was a story that was negative about the white house. [ laughter ] i disagree with everybody here. i don't think this guy should be punished. he should be given a six figure job in the united states. because he taught us a lesson without getting anybody killed. we have to stop letting the world's largest bathroom

wall, which is twitter dictating our economy, dictating our reporting, and dictating our lives. >> kimberly: you are anti-twitter now? >> greg: what i'm saying is we learned a lesson, they taught us a lesson and nobody died. >> bob: i have to push back. i think that this boston bombing put twitter. made twitter the go-to place for a lot of people breaking fast news. >> greg: bad news, wrong news. >> eric: but if it's closely monitored, as it gets better, as it gets bigger it put them on the map. i think this twitter reaction. >> greg: you saw what happened. >> kimberly: there is no monitoring on it. acre anger shows how important really keeping -- being right is. >> greg: there is no editing on twitter. >> bob: folks out there watching the five let me say at the break everybody here except for me is on their twitter accounts trying to figure out what's going on. we should be careful. >> andrea: i see greg and eric's point on this one. they set off a cascade of selling on the dow. it's not like you just

broke into somebody's bank account. people lost a ton of money. it could have been a lot worse. >> do you remember where the boston police told the world that he was captured? captured? on twitter. >> andrea: what are we doing about it? >> greg: pointed to two incorrect suspects. the poor guy depressed and missing. >> kimberly: you are on twitter all the time by the way. >> greg: i'm on a lot of things. back back bathroom walls. >> eric: cursing on first day on the job is speaking out about rookie mistake. we will show you the tape that everyone is talking about. especially bob who is no stranger to the blooper reel next at 5:00.

>> bob: somebody said my makeup looked too town. instead of taking that down. they made eric's tanner. from time to time i have been known to be confused whether the tv cameras are rolling. straight ahead. are we still on the air? okay. good.

>> did you know on the air? >> still on the air? are we on the air? >> yes, bob. >> i have had my fair share of bloopers. so i can relate to a.j. clemente first night nbc affiliate ended as quickly as it began. his first words on tv included an f bomb and we bleeped but take a look. >> you are watching the sunday on evening north korea news your news leader in high definition. >> gay. [bleep] [bleep] >> good evening. i'm you may have seen our newest. >> a.j. [bleep] nbc north dakota news and he will be joining the weekend news team as my co-anchor. >> that's all right, a.j. i understand where he is coming from. did i it in front of like millions of people. you did n north dakota which means six people saw it he spoke about his blunder this morning. >> when i first saw the clip. it was gut wrenching. i didn't even know i said it on camera.

i was looking down. i'm going over my script. london marathon is my second story. there is literally three names i don't know how to pronounce at all. fireball shot came right out of my mouth. i fully expected, you know, that they would fire me. >> bob: well, when i did it, i didn't get fired fortunately i feel for this guy. probably didn't know he was on the air, right, eric? >> eric: talking about when did he it the first time or the second time. >> bob: excuse me, mr. tv. in fact, you are on tv about 18 hours a day. >> eric: that's the excuse? when the light goes on, bob, that means you are on. so you stop -- >> andrea: telling him now? >> bob: can you get me out of this, please? >> andrea: i feel sorry for him. i speak four hours a day. three hours on radio and one hour here. i'm not going to judge him god forbid i would make the same mistakes. i'm not going to judge him. he was asked to rectify what he did wrong today on "the today show" and he did it again.

i don't know if he is a box of rocks. >> bob: red eye or here biggest blooper you made. >> greg: look at the first month of red eye there is about 30 hours worth of nightmares. but i have to say this is the easiest job in the world. we are not lifting anything heavy. we are not ice road truckers. we are not catching fish. all we do is read scripts. if you screw that up, you don't deserve the job. we can do this job drunk. i have. 90% of all anchors since the beginning of television have done their jobs drunk. >> andrea: you are making this up beckel almanac. >> greg: america you fail. on letterman tonight. one screw up after another. >> kimberly: country, bob, don't you think? >> bob: i was a drunk and not on tv and sober and got on tv and i swore anyway. >> kimberly: your excuse. >> bob: front part of my brain wiped out my alcohol. have a thought say it or don't say it i don't have a

filter. what's the worst thing you ever did? >> kimberly: how about the worse thing. >> bob: i mean on tv because i know that some of the things you might have done otherwise may have been more difficult. >> kimberly: misunderstood. the most difficult thing try to go over with you bob we are on the air. are we on the air? right? and if they televise the commercial breaks, now that would be. >> bill: we. >> bob: we should do that. >> eric: set you off smack you. last time did i it. remember, we were ending the show. >> bob: don't do it again. >> eric: you said stay tuned for a special report you jerk. >> kimberly: clean up your potty mouth off air and then you wouldn't be inclined. >> kimberly: can't help himself. >> bob: i haven't sworn in 63 days. i have got two years sober whatever. in my case i have 63 days without swearing.

>> eric: nice. >> kimberly: we have the bob button now. >> bob: we are on delay. one more thing is up next. @

one more thing, kimberly. kick it off. >> anyway, so there was a poll about who was the most unpopular congressional leader. what are you doing? >> i'm listening. >> you're getting weirdly close to me. it's like freaking me out, okay? >> anyway, bob, do guess as to who it is? is it harry reed. >> it's nancy pelosi. >> you're right. is that a surprise to you? >> no. i would have thought it was a tough race between her and what's the guy from virginia, castor, cantore? >> your personal. >> mine would be alan gracon.

>> i love music. i pick music for my blogs. i picked you madison riding star spangled banner. listen to j.j.lohorn. answer to no one. see if this would be a good theme song forty-five. >> ♪ you don't believe in the u.s.a. because this is what i say ♪ ♪ i won't back up ♪ i don't back down ♪ i've been raised up to stand my ground ♪ ♪ protect my job, but not my johns ♪ >> okay. so i really, really -- >> it's awful. >> i think that would be great. >> i love that. >> bob, you're up next. >> i think it's just last week because of the boston situation, but pat summeral who died, he was a sportscaster. he played professional football. he was a kicker.

he played for the lions for a year, chicago cardinals and the giants for three years. but summeral, more importantly, he got his mark as a sportscaster. 16 super bowls, 28 masters, 20 tennis opens and he teemed up with john madden and he was one of the really remarkable guys in the business. >> john madden teared up at his funeral when he spoke. >> it was great. >> that was the best announcing team. >> ever. >> greg, have you got something? >> i've been railing for the last three days asking fox news to stop showing pictures of the terrace because i don-- terrori because i don't like looking at them. i asked a local 10-year-old to draw me this. because i realized that an actual photograph of dog pop would be o poop would be offensive. write to foxx news and demand

that every time they mention the terrorists, they would show dog poop. >> that looks like a turkey. >> i thought it was real dog poop. >> i thought it was spaghetti. >> for some it is. >> that's true. >> who's up? >> i'm wearing blue today forç- >> doozie. >> popsa doozie. >> let's talk about this at dinner time. i have a better cause. i'm wearing blue for autism awareness moment. autism is a very important disease that affects so many young boys actually. 88 children. 1 in 88 -- 1 in 54 boys. many of them nonverbal like my little brother daniel. if you look on the screen you'll see little kids at shenango middle school blowing bubbles for autism. there's a number of fantastic charities. i encourage everyone to get going because the fastest growing developmental disability

and it costs a family $60,000 a year. that's it for us on the five. thank you so much for watching. we'll see you back here tomorrow. special report up next. tracing the roots of terror. the fbi goes to russia in search of answers about the boston bombing, and we talk about how terrorism shapes the legacy of president george w. bush. from dallas, texas, this is special report. good evening. i'm bret baier. we are coming to you live from the campus of southern methodist university in dallas site of the new george w. bush presidential library and museum. the facility here will be dedicated tomorrow with all four living ex-presidents and president obama on hand. we'll have more on that in just a bit.