some really heart warming moments between 41 and 43. remember to weigh in on all the topics we just discussed on twitter. have a great weekend, everybody. >> hello,g i'm eric bolling with kimberly guilfoyle and others. it's 5:00 o'clock in new york city and this is "the five". >> president o chalk up anotherh first. he became the first sitting president to address america's largest abortion provider, planned parenthood. watch. >> i want to thank all of you for the remarkable work that int in providing quality health care to women all across america. as long as we've got to fight to protect a woman's right to make her own choices about her own

health, i want youh to know you've also got a president whoo is going to be right there with you fighting every step of the way. thank you, planned parenthood. god bless you. >> okay. we know how youo feel about thak group, mr. president. now let's remind our viewers what planned parenthood stands for and remember, the president just said he stands behind that group every step of the way. >> if a baby is born on a table as a result of a botched abortion, what would planned parenthood want to have happened to that child struggling for life? >> we believe any decision that's made should be up to the woman, the familye and the physician. >> what objection could you possibly have, obligated doctor, to transport a child born alivet to a hospital? >> the situation is in a health care setting, the hospital is 45 minutes, an hour away. the closest trauma center, emergency room. there is logistical issues involved and we've got concerns about.t. >> logistics, really, planned parenthood? a live infantea struckling to? survive represents a logistical

issue for you? byl the way, mr. president, you may want to rethink that every step of the way think, don't yoo think? help me out. >> i don't know what to say. this was not good timing for the president, especially in light of the abortion trial going on with dr. gosnell. closing arguments oner monday. this is a very tricky, dicey issue for him politically. yes, he was always consistenti about supporting women, but planneds parenthood is not sendingt the right message. being on record saying ai logistical issue when you got a baby alive on the trial, and it's reminding me about the trial, a baby alive on the counter for 20 minutes before he was killed. >> bob, what about it? what about the president,t clearly it was on his schedule before the gosnell trial was ongoing. -- >> let me say one thing. that woman who testified should not have testified that way and i'm sure planned parenthood feels sorry for that.

for that one in five women in america, one in five that go to planned parenthood for health care and the idea of beating up on planned parenthood because they are just an abortion clinic wrong. they do aus lot of things, breat cancer studies, i mean, you're beating up on a group that's been around for a long time, done good work. >> saying you go to planned parenthood for breast cancer screening is like saying you go to the bar for the free peanuts. by the way, the event is important for obama because it's his voting bloc. fetuses can't vote as a class. they just aren't viable. this was a celebration of you've missiles. he used so many euphimisms. it's not parenthood planning. it's 1-800 abortion. but you can't say that. so you come up with all these weird ways to get around it and it's the elephant in the room.

>> i didn't get the peanuti thing. >> i'm saying you go to a bar tr drink, not eat the free peanuts. go to planned parenthood for th0 abortion. >> we gave them $700 million, two grand per abortion. go ahead. >> i think this is a window into the playbook for 2014. it worked in 2012. the contraception fight. he's standing there, you think it was the '70s. he's standing there telling women, i mean, i'm going to fight for your rights.he this is the same fight that people were having and liberals wereht fighting when obama was college. these are his spiritual familiars. remember, they told us if we don't get roe v wade, abortions will be done in back alleys and oh, wow, we have roe v wade and oh, we havee gosnell. we have that happening, which the president does not want to commente on. this is not a crisis. i don't know if you do, i don't know women who are struggling tr find contraception or strugglins to find abortions. he's making this a crisis.s here is the most troubling

thing. during 2008, you remember this? this aboutnt said his own daughters. >> i've got two daughters, nine-year-old and six years old. i'm going to teach them, first of all, about values and moral. but if they make a mistake, i don't want them punished with a baby. i don't want theshmth punished h an std at the age of 16.o you know, so it doesn't make sense to not give them information. >> i don't know what father, let alone what president works talkm about his daughters having sex or an abortion in private, let p alone on an open mike. >> saying punishing the baby. >> living babies are blessings. notm punishments. gosnelbal thinks they're punishments. >> look, i don't like abortions. abortion, but that's not the point. you can't lumplo gosnell in with planned parenthood. >> that's not condemning him and neither is the president.

>> they always. use this phrase, safe, cheacp and rare. what i kind of sense from that speech it's now safe, cap and celebrated. you get the ideaae it's a modern progressive planned parenthood movement, girl scouts could get a badge for this. gosnell could be on the postage stamp. >> let's notos forget, planned parenthood spent around $15 million helping president obama gets elected. >> they're a perl force.. >> let's also remember that the majority of people in thisit country believe in roe versus wait. >> i called planne td parenthood today and asked for their stance on the murder trial of abortion doctor kermit gosnell. they never got back to me of thg but check out this poll, the fox news poll. asking why has the gosnell trial not garnered more media coverage. 41% say because media bias. >> absolutely. the "new york times" was embarrassed by the gosnell

trial. they had to issue a story where they said, we're sorry we didn't coverid this. there was chaos in the newsth room. it's not some kind ofo conspiracy. but to greg's point,d this is te opportunity for them to use that line, safe, legal, rare. president obama has said that, the leftists said that. now is the time to stand up andd say, that line and there is silence from planned parenthood, the president on this -- i don't even want to say doctor 'cause he's not really a doctor. >> yeah. he's a butcher. >> yeah. >> wouldn't it be good for planned parenthood to denounce everything that's going on that? >> why wouldn't they? because it's murder, it's infanticide. they werefo performed over the 4 weeks,so some 30 weeks. and after. so why wouldn't they say this is not legal, this is not right, this ise not a respect of life and we take a stand? >> it always amazes me when organizations under constants attack like planned parenthood don't takeiz an opportunity like this and say, we're against this. it would just seem to me to

garner goodwill, but yet they keep quiet. i wouldom strongly recommend thy come out on it. the upside is, you say we don'tw do it that way. >> the equivalent is when there is a horrible gun tragedy, you have organizations that come out ands say, as gun owners, the nra will say this is a horrible thing. you worked do that. but planned parenthood doesn't. >> ordo when there is a muslim terrorist who blows people up and they die, you wait for someone, you wait for the moderateso muslim groups, wherer they are, to come out and say, we denounce that.an >> you'll be waiting a long time. we've wait 11 years since 9-11. >> even if you're pro-choice, it doesn't matter, even someone wh is pro choice should be offended and disgusted by this, if they believe in safe, legal and rare. >> 'cause now -- the defense rested a t the gosnell trial.fe >> yes, they did. t that's one of the things we werd mentioning last week is

dr. gosnell didn't testify. also there was no expertt testimony on his behalf and the defense case because who is going to abide by this obvious flagrant violation breaking of the law witht these babies? monday we're going to hear closing actors starting firstmo thing. >> and greg, will the main stream media catch up once we hear closing arguments? >> they'll do their due one hit and move on.r could i change the subject completely? you know why we do this show? we have a green room where we have all this food. that the food is in there ford. the guests and it's for us. it's like cheese. >> healthy. >> when we leave, we go out there, the food is often missing. this has been going on for maybe a month, two months.on we don't know who it is until yesterday where he was caught and hish name is bill schultz. >> you know him it. >> from "red eye" has been going in and stealing all of our food.

he is the dumpster diver. >> i caught him with a bag, emptying the stuffa out. it'si unbelievable. >> he's in there shoving almondg in his mouth, listening to you,. greg. he should run in. shanna is wait a second, do you hear that noise? >> five lumps of cheddar. >> coming up, new details on the boston terrorist attackr investigation. today dzhokhar tsarnaev was moved from the hospital to a military base and there is a whole lot more. greg's got some thoughts next ♪ ♪ oh ♪ this love has taken its toll on me ♪ ♪ constipated? yeah. mm. some laxatives like dulcolax can cause cramps. but phillips' caplets don't. they have magnesium. for effective relief of occasional constipation. thanks. [ phillips' lady ] live the regular life.

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campus, we can also not rely on the f.b.i old school agents would have crushed these we weres. but know they're more likew social workers, risk averse andr scared to identify evil. they've all been infected with islamaphobia, it's a terror of the mind that seeks to blind you to the objective reality aroundo you. it's in government, the media, the schools. who is left to protect us? us. you and me. it'sd our job to remain symptom free and quarantine our families soe none of us succumb to the toease because it's going get worse before it gets better and the only vaccine we have is our spine. >> you know who else? >> smith and wesson. >> that is true. sadly not in boston. >> shout out to the second amendment. >> by the way, i know that i'm losing this battle, but i'm still in my monologue, not ever going to show a picture of those terrorists or the mother. i said we will show this lovely picture of dog poop that i had a

12-year-old. >> steaming dog poop. >> yes. i want to talk about mike rogers, the house intelligenceo committee chair. believes that turd boy had his rights reado too soon. here is sound on tape. >> i heard several pundits say the f.b.i. was done. they left. no bigl deal. it was a big deal. they said they need more time. they were finding inconsistencies in theen statement. as yout know, that's the time u putg the pieces of the puzzle in so when they showed up, it was over. it was all done. that'sy very unfortunate. >> k.g. >> what were they afraid of? not getting enough votes fora prom nights? they're putting american lives at risk. they have a responsibility tod protect and to serve. it's well within the law. they should have gone ahead and continued to question him. he could have beene mir rani doized later. more interested in impressing?nd

there are terrorists out there that want to kill us.e all of us.u >> bob, i'm going to try to quell your coughing with a question about the crazy mom who looks like marty feldman on meth. why arem we constantly listening to this woman? why ares we showing her? >> i don't know. we could go did you know to bellevue and get a lot more information. the one thing about the f.b.i. guys, here this federal judge who did this.he the f.b.i. said they didn't want to stop. why didn't they go and say to the judge, we're not going to buy this. we have our rights here to investigate this guy and call eric holder or call the f.b.i. in? >> because they have there electric the doj, plus the federal magistrate and they big footed him. that's thea problem. and they didn't need to do that. why wouldn't yout still get information when we knew -- instead ofo asking relevant l questions and asking where dide you get the money -- >> go back in and question him.

i would assume that prosecutorse intel. that can't be used in court. the prosecutor wants to put the guy away. the kid was admitting all this stuff, but theyi couldn't use it int court. they're probably thinking,e mirandized the guy. >> he's going away forever or death. it doesn't matter. we had the opportunity to get more information. >> the intelligence isun what matters. >> there is no way he was going to walk. he was goingmo to -- he was gon. he's gone anyway. so they might as well waited. they didn't need the extra information. they need thea intel. who else wasra involved? >> there is a time limit on that. >> follow the money. who financedt this? >> there is a time limit on how long you can question them. >> i don't agree with it.ys >> they should say judge, we're under our rights here. >> listen, this is going to behi solid legal ground. they have public safety, they also got to treat him as enemy

combatant. the point is, they had enoughy solid evidence, physical forensic, stuff on tape, everything to put this guy away. what mattered was to gather the intelligence. thise. is somebody who is whacky mom was on the terror list back in 2011. is someonest kidding me here? this is ridiculous. >> they should have said judge, we're not going along with thisn >> why is the department of justicee obstructing justice fr the american people? >> it's a parallel of benghazi and boston are pretty unbelievable. and they bungled it leading up to both of these.le they blamed benghazi on a video. this time they blamed it on misguided youth instead ofn saying radical islam. no answerss. because we can't question him. blame romney? now they're blaming america. >> i want to ask you about governor patrick. you know what? what these guys got in welfar

is a privacy issue and he's not going to divulge what they got. >> the bossi said that. >> no, but -- freedom of informatione act. they could turn it. over, but he's holding that information. >> now you got to file. >> i wonder if they were nazi skin heads if it would be a different story. >> it's so sad. we've become so soft. >> up next, should young women haveo the right to go strapless at their school dances? should that be for parents to decidehe and not their principa? the dress drama ahead on "the five" drama ahead at "the five." ♪ ♪ >> this is the spot where a president puts the mosten

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arms on their bodies, that is? it's up for debate in one schoo district in new jersey and a lot of parents are in the happy that the principal wants to ban strapless dresses fromt an eighh grade dance because she thinks they're too distracting for the boys.p here is what one mom has to say about that. >> the issue here is having someone interfere with my rightn to raise my children in a way that i think is appropriate. this is not about dresses. this is about the issue behind it.dr this is about a government official making a unilateral decision which isff different fm past practice. >> so really, is it about the little boys? greg, ten miles an hour wind and a boy could get distracted. >> the curve a couch leg. society is changing. at this rate, they're not going to be wearing strapless gowns,

they're going to be wearingr gownless straps. >> what do you think?ou >> look, kids have their whole life toa wear strapless dresses and to be distracted. it's eighth grade. let them have a dress codeg through eighth grade. >> what are they proposing? ap halter dress? >> cover it up a little bit! >> is it hard to find dresses for little girls that don't have -- >> what i was going to say is, sometimes they had rules when i went to all girls private catholic school. >> we knoww that. >> then the straps, if you tried to put the straps, it cut into your shoulder. >> oh, yeah. >> forgot about that. but they're quite gorgeous. i swore strapless dresses. >> in eighth grade? listen, just before the show, i talked to one of the bestst educators i've met in my life and he said look, you have to set dress codes at some point.o you've got to draw a line because otherwise, these school kids, the boys look like they just got out of prison and the girls look a lot look like they

just are walking -- >> bob, look at the strapless dresses. >> straps are going to cover up their shoulder blades? >> you know if there is no dress code with strapless, you know what they can do. right? >> what about guys who want tout wear gowns? >> guys have ag dress code. >> what if the guys want to wear their shirt unbuttened all thene way down like that? you want me to move this one along. this is even more outrageous. the last wasn't that much. listen to this, in red hook, new york, some educators wanted to have an anti-bullying session s they brought in some instructors bard college and they hadf lyndon avenue middle school had a session where young girls were asked to kiss each other, lesbian activities, to teachiv acceptance and culturala relationships and to learn to say not to boys. can you believe that? [ laughter ] >> the funny thing is, bullying

is bad, but the new anti-bullying movement is basically an early onset course of political correctness to brainwash kids. it's almost a new kind of bullying. i want to know, they chose girls to do this because they're college kids, they're bard college kids, they're idiots, but they chose girls -- whyey didn't they choose boys? they didn't have the gusto. >> because too many katy perry song. >> they had a different exercise e boys. they had the boys try andhe identify what makes a slut and what doesn't. you think that's really fascinating conversation for an eighth grader? >> on that question, i'd like to pass to bob. >> i can define that foro you. i want to go back again to my friend, chuck. he said, you don't have to teach people about these things. no means no. that's what you said in your -- in one of the things you say. you don't need to have to say, all right, let's kiss so you can say no. no is' no. >> what do two 14-year-olds, eric, kissing each other in a classroom -- it's not

appropriate at all and the parents were notified. the parents were furious. >> what'.s anti-bullying about telling a young 14-year-old girl to kiss another girl? >> yeah, but it's weird. it's like sexual indoctrination of a 14-year-old girl. >> here is the superintendent, paul finch. he says that these sessions were designed by the building leadership in an effort to havew eighth graders treat each otherr with respect and develop in our young adolescents appreciation for personala dignity. it is served to suggest an activity designed to have young people feel morepe confident. yes, makingi out with each othe. saying no to unwanted advances from boys is -- i. >> the way you say no to as 14-year-old boy is make out with a 14-year-old girl. >> could it be whoever organized this is a big pervert and just wanted to watch 14-year-old girls make out? think about that. why put it on the kids that they're bullies. why don't i just accuse you of being a pervert? >> the whole education system has got this --

>> what i'm saying is, their assumptions of children are pretty dark and dim. >> i agree with that. but why think they did say you had to kiss them. it's not appropriate and that's where youit say no. >> guess what, they were also telling the 14-year-old girls it was okay to have sex and keep it from your parents and it wasre perfectly normal, the parents couldn't do anything to intervene. that's across in a very liberal area. >> coming . up, jon stewart taks on then five -- and "the five" takes jon stewart on. keep it right here on "the five" ♪ when you have diabetes... your doctor will say get smart about your weight. that's why there's glucerna hunger smart shakes. they have carb steady, with carbs that digest slowly

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♪ >> one of the constitutional rights of all americans is the right to a trial by jury. and jury duty is one of the privileges of u.s. citizenship. but in california, that privilege could soon beed tohi foreigners as well. in a move that's drawing a lot of controversy, the state isa considering allowing nonu.s. citizens to alsoa sit on juries as long as they are in thiso country legally. the california assembly passed a bill yesterday theo open up the pool and it now moves on to the senate. good idea or badol idea? >> great idea! [ laughter ] great idea. better them than me. at this point, they are truly taking the jobs that other americans don't want.b >> but you just don't want toet go. >> i would love -- i've shown up for jury duty, but they always turn me away when they find outo where i work.t >> that's not why.th >> can we point this out?

they're here on visas. they haven't gotten citizenship. their legal status is pending, right? they're not technically -- >> right, they're not u.s. citizens, but they're not illegal. >> in order to get your legal citizenship, you have to understand the laws. you have to understand the rules. you have no know what the constitution says. yet they're going to be okay to sit an td make a decision on whether or not i'm guilty of something of a crime? >> i suggest you not commit crimes, bob. >> i'm against this as well. there are two things against it, one, they're having a difficult. time getting juries in california. >> yeah, in a big statelt like california. >> the second thing is, we alloi foreigners to join our military and go off and fight and so i'm not so sure that -- i can understand -- >> you're saying there's a legal parallel here to-- allow it? >> i'm not saying you should allow it. think they should. >> you're saying there is aa legal precedent -- >> i think if you're allowing --

>> jury pool sounds like more fun than it really is. >> being on a jury is good. k >> i always wanted to do it and they look at me and kind of, you know. >> but that's because you given bizarre -- >> i don't wear pants when is show up. >> who served on a jury? >> i have. >> it's a privilege as a citizenship and this is a huge, huge mistake. just like voting. you can see where the conversation ise, going, right? they work among us, they sit on juries with us. they should vote. just like we do. i think this is by design because if we don't get the immigration bill, then piecemeal we can eventually get what we want throughan immigration. >> i think yohu should wear strapless dress and go to thep jury pool. >> let me get this straight. they can -- i'm assuming these are all types of trials. am i right about that?c >> yeah. >> during the pool, you can get set for criminal or civil.> >> it's too criminal to bringb i.d. to go vote.t

>> well, off problem with the justice department then. >> i'm talking about it's too -t >> voter identification -- >> a lot of these people are not what you would expect. i know you're thinking they're all mexican. they're not.>> >> he didn't say that.th >> in california, jury tourism. you fly in from wherever and you do a jury. it's great. and then you leave. it's kind of like disneyland, but slightly more boring. >> come on, what else are they' going to argue about? >> california hags enough, righ? 10 million r californians are summoned for jury duty. >> that's not that we don't have enough jurors. we just have too many lawsuits. >> we don't have enough jurors. anyway. still ahead, there has been a tiger on the golf course, but in new orleans, there waso just at gator on the green. a surprise visitor crashes the pga tour. we're going to tell you what happened when this big guy showed up. don't go away ♪

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♪ all dressed up to go away ♪ first time i'd seen him smile in years ♪ he stopped loving her today ♪ ♪ >> country music lost a belovedl family member today. the legendary george jones passedor away at age 81 after being hospitalized with a fever and irregular blood pressure. the superstar was known for his baritone voice and hises songs about heartbreak, garth brooks the greatest voice too ever grace country music. dollyo parton says he was her all-time country singer. he had a long history of alcoholism and drug abuse. he had difficulty sometimesan making it to his concerts, that's why they called him -- they said he wasn't showing up. nobody was surprised.

thet people who consider himp among the greatest, frank sinatra, elvis costello, james taylor and countless others. way also lon jennings said if we could sound like anybody, it would be george jones. he will beo missed.h anybody want to say anything? >> there is a silver lining to this. he wasi a boozer, took a lot of drugs, got in a lot of fights, gotl arrested. but still passed away at 81. which is an amazing revelation for somebody like me and you, bob, that maybe you can make ita into the eighth decade living an interesting life. >> god willing. >> it really is about jeans. there is a lot of people who made it. >> his life was a country music. song. >> listen,g: this guy played inh every decade from four decades. he made concerts, most of them he made. but he was a guy that had a very difficult time. look, his band, his bus oncei crashed and a lot of people were

killed and he happened to takea plane. >> at the last minute, yeah. >> so you have any thoughts about george jones? you weren't out of your diapers when he wasrs around. >> that's true. but i did cover this on radio today and i'm starting to listen to his music. what's really unfair to peoplet as talented as him, if you didn't grow up with him in your generation, he becomes famous because people are driven to his music now. you know. we missed out. >> to be honest, i don't know george jones. i'm reading the research. maybe this is why he lived 'til he was 81. in 1983, jones married his fourth and final wife. >> see, bob. >> if that's the requirement to getr to 81, i'll cut it off somewhere. >> you still got time. >> i don't know if that had anything to do with it. >> sometimes you do medical segments and it's really true, that can help b prolong your li. >> if that'sg the case, you should be married 'til you're 110. >> oh, my gosh, bob. >> you like music?

>> you like music that makes yoo weep? >> i like it a lot better thane the stuff you play around here that i can't understand what they're saying, rap music or crap like that. george music sang wonderful music. you tell me, whenever we have these songs and you make fun of me 'cause i don't know any of them, but i can't understand them. >> he was married to tammyw wynette. >> he was? that was a good choice. >> that was the first artist you know who it is, bob. that.nderstand but he and i are kindred spirits. before we go to a break, a special programming note. don't forget toa set your dvr's for dana perino's one hour special this weekend, up close with 43, president george w. bush. she got a chance to interview the former president as he opens up his new library.me it airs sunday night at 9:00 p.m. eastern. here ism a preview and you all should watch it. >> last day of your presidency.

>> yes. >> i was there and i came in to say good-bye and you said something i thought maybe you could repeat. it was about coming into officep on the first day, wanting to make sure that when you left, that you could look yourself in the mirror and say, i stuck to my principles. >> i think that's important ink life and it's definitely important of a president, to have a set of principles that one is willing to defend and so when i left midland, i told a crowd of 30,000 friends, i'm leaving with a set of principles. i'm thankful for the lessons and principles i learned here in midland, texas. i'mhe thankful for my friends. i'll come back to see you soon. god bless. [ cheers and applause ] when i came back in front of the same 30, although we looked a lot older, i said -- i didn't sell my soul. the principles are still an important part of my life. >> i noticed that howie kurtz of

cnn took a shot at dana about t doing this. howie, keep your mouth shut, all right. she's doing fine. she had every right to be doing this. she happened to be his press secretary. one more thing is up next. >> right, bob. you tell him hey, it's sara. i'm going pro.

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>> all right. time for one more thing. stewart and his team of liberal writers delivered this sees of satire the other night. >> freedom. how many muslims in the world. let's say 10% dislike us. that means 157 million muslims hate us, if 10%, 5%, 1% are radicalized and kill us. that's 1 1/2 million people who are radicalized to the.where they would want to kill p you. can i see a footnote citation for those figures?

oh, that's where you got that. >> okay. freedom math. here is new hampshire math. what do you know, professor comes up with the exact same number as my freedom math. 1.57 million world wide would be radicalized to the point of wanting to kill us. this one? pew research math who says 13%f of americans polled, muslim americans they polled are cool with suicide bombing innocent civilians. that's 357,000 potential tsarnaevs walking around our schools, parks and ball games. johnny boy, pull up a chair right hereir between bob and med and let's debate this thing.. come on. you got the cahones. bob has something to say. >> jon, let's play this thing you said about me on this brother, funny little piece you put up. you got that? >> we really have to consider given the fact so many people hate us we'll have to cut off muslim students from coming to

this country for some period of time. >> a religion litmus test, says fox's most prominent liberal voice. holy (bleep), what's left! >> i'll tell you what's left, jon. i was a liberal activist at a progressive before you were out of your w pampers. and you may get on a tv show and talk liberal politics. i've been registering and otherd things. maybe you want to bring yourth credentials up here. do not suggest that what i was saying here was a litmus test. i was simply saying there were people we needed to take a two-year hiatus and check out those in the country who came on a student visa and cannot be found. and the f.b.i. is trying to find them. it seems to me i it's legitimate to try to do that before we lett more people in. l now, you want to call that a religious litmus test, my litmus test is when you quote somebody, you do it right and you obviously don't have the sense to do that. >> good job. you have the sense of not dropping the f bomb or anything. go ahead, greg.

>> saturday, "red eye," 11:00 o'clock, new episode, you call it. mike baker returns, should be fun. 11:00 o'clock. look at you, kimberly gotte excited. you do like mike baker. >> no, i do like mike baker. >> who is mike baker? >> mike baker is an ex c.i.a. agent. likes to pop his collar, a little weird. >> jesse watters pops his collar. >> why pop the collar? >> you mean pop it up. >> yeah. >> i have no idea. we have like three minutes left. go ahead. >> so another g talk show host, jimmy kimmel, who is very funny, he sends these reporters out on the streets to interview people. you may have heard of the cocello music festival. a large gathering of hip steres and music fans. you can learn about it if you read us weekly or people magazine 'cause the celebrities go. he sent one of his reporters to

do interviews on how these hiput sters feel about these bands. the problem? the bands weren't real. but r listen, these hipsters wod rather looks like liars than lk uncool. very funny. listen. >> one of my f favorite bands is dr. shlomo and the g.i. clinic. >> yeah. they're amazing. very amazing. >> do you like their album, dj cornmeal? >> yeah, actually, i hadll a rao station upnity radio in canada and i used to spin them all the time. >> one of my favorite ones is called get the (bleep) out of my pool. >> yeah. >> yeah. totally. >> actually. >> used to spin that band. >> of course the guy was trying to have a little rap. i mean, even bob said she was cute. >> she was cute. >> you're up kg. >> what has three legs and really big? [ laughter ] >> don't go there, man.

>> terrible. >> you see this gigantic gator? he got in on the pga -- i guess it was the w zurich classic in w orleans. came on the course while the guys were golfing. look how big he is. did you know that alligators are cannibalistic? that means they eat each other. maybe another alligator ate his leg. i don't know. bob? >> first of all, i was going to do this segment. >> where is his leg? >> who knows. somebody ate it. >> talk about a handicap. >> aha. golf humor. >> i've seen them. they scare the hell out of me. why did they stick around. why didn't they take off. >> because he has threean legs. you can outrun them. >> that's because you wereee hungover and you thought it wass a three legged. >> that's really cool. >> you think we can get jon stewart to join us? >> i don't think he would have the cahones to come on here. >> i think he would come. he goes on o'reilley. >> he said it was inane

discussions. >> he might come. >> that's it for "the five." thanks for watching. see you back here on monday. "special report" is next. have a fantastic weekend, everybody. >> good to sigh on this saturday afternoon. welcome to measure's news headquarters. >> thank you for joining us. charges announced in the arrest of an ex-marshal arts instructor accused of mailing deadly poison to the president and others. >> the waters crested, but the danger far from over. we're going to show you where the levees have been breached. >> more than a third of all americans are not getting enough sleep. that may be because you have little kids waking you up, or it could be because you have a lousy mattress. "consumer reports" is here to show us how to pick the