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keeping the temperature of the flame low enough that it takes a really long time to work its way up his body leaving him conscious and screaming in agony the whole time. >> andy, since the man in the street was done earlier this week and bill is sitting here at the table. >> right. >> it's obvious that really didn't happen. >> a girl can dream, greg. a girl can dream. speaking of there is our little girl now. go away everybody. let's welcome our guest. so hot the sun calls her for advice. patty ann brown the notorious p.a.p. he is so sharp he can mow lawns with his thoughts. he is will ron deputy editor of the daily caller. his e-book is called the lizard king. i suggest you peruse it. in norway he is considered lip stick. steve schultz. his family is here today. poor family. and his fearless commentary were a flute snake charmers would blow him in front of a bunch of

cobras. next to me imus in the morning executive producer bernie mcgerk. >> the lead. a the first story. if you let me out now i promise i'll take the whole incident to my grave. >> sooner than you think my friend. all right. the goat missed the boat. i speak of the ill talking goat in mountain dew's new ad which is called are you the most racist commercial in history? the spot is part of a series produced by tyler the creator and features five members of his hip hom collective known as good future. who cares? i never heard of them. roll tape. >> all right ma'am. we got them all lined up. nail this little sucker. come on. point to him. which one is it?

>> should have gave her some more. >> i don't think i can do this. >> just point to him. >> no. >> he's wearing the do rag. >> come on. the one with the four legs. >> you thought you was going to catch me. keep your mouth shut. keep your mouth shut. >> no! >> i'm going to get out of here and do you up. keep your mouth shut. >> i can't do this! i can't do this! no! no! no! no! ah! >> she's just got to do it. >> you're never going to catch me. >> i am outraged. or maybe bloated. i can't tell sometimes. anyway, syracuse professor aren't we all commented mountain dew has set a new low for corporate racism. i've never heard of corporate racism. the decision to lean on well known racial stereotypes is beyond disgusting. pepsico which owns mountain dew yanked the spot and released a

statement saying, quote, we apologize for this video and take full responsibility. meanwhile, who will take responsibility for this? i just want everybody to know that the rider is okay. by okay i mean dead. no. she's okay. she's dead. no. she's okay. she's dead. >> greg, the horse is dead. >> the rider is fine. >> the horse is dead tired of being maligned. >> yes. and racism. >> yo. >> all right. how can an ad be racist if it was created by the creator and five members, the guys in the lineup are members of odd future. >> in other words the question is how can it be racist if it's made by black people. >> right. >> essentially. that is a valid question.

what happened was that these guys, mountain dew was big in appalachia of course. what they did was try to sell it in urban areas so they hired these rap guys and now the world of rap is insulated from political correctness. >> that's true. >> these guys had no idea they were committing a racist -- it is more masogenous than anything else. rampant in the hip hop world. i'm not judging. just saying it's there. that's why they got away with it. the pepsico company thought they had coverage because they had the black guys doing it and it turned out to be a disaster. >> that gives me an idea. i should become a hip hop artist and call myself miss-ogeny. i condemn it nonetheless. tyler the creator like you is known for pushing boundaries. in that context is the ad really that bad? >> that is exactly what bothers me the most is they issued this apology saying tyler is known for pushing boundaries and challenging stereotypes through humor. his voice is important to the conversation. and his demographic understands

what he stands for. and he wants to have a discussion about this because he has a point of view. well what exactly is his point of view? okay. guilty. i don't get it. >> yeah. >> i guess i'm one of those not in the demographic. >> really? really. tell us. >> we have some pape they're says otherwise. by the way, i have to tell you that impression you just did was stellar. amazing. >> i don't know who i was imitating. >> i don't either. a spokes person. it was an amazing imperson ace. >> artists in general when you don't like their art, say you just don't get it. >> exactly. >> explain it. what exactly is the message? if you are a waitress and a goat walks in and asks for a mountain dew you better give them one. >> exactly. >> that is what preceded this. >> that is the message. my goodness. all right. well, huge outrage. everybody went online. my gosh. somebody has to get fired. blah blah blah. most of the people do not know it was created by odd future including a network i won't

mention in which the newscaster actually said how horrible it was without ever mentioning who was behind it. do you think this was one of those exercises in faux outrage that makes you feel good and then it goes away? >> yeah. all outrage at this point pretty much is. how many people tonight are watching the show just for the first time and heard of odd future? >> yes. >> i think it's been pretty effective market king for them as well. the guy who i want to sit down and talk to after all this is the guy who thought left turn do you up, a euphemism for assaulting women. >> yeah. >> like cool ad, bro. this is a good idea. >> so you take a can of mountain dew and hit a woman over the head with it? >> i guess. >> that's how you dew you up? >> this rapper lil wayne this week had a song out and one of the lyrics was beat that p word like emmitt till. emmitt till was a civil rights kid, a 14-year-old beat up. what wayne thought it was okay to write a lyric beat that p

word like emmitt till that is insulated again from the politically correct world we live in that they are -- >> how do you know he was talking about women? >> i want to bring you into this because as the only goat on the panel what did you make of the ad? >> frankly, greg, i ate trash and didn't give it a thought like most goats. we have a very one track mind. >> you'll eat anything i put in front of you. >> the great thing about us as a species. put it in front of me. we'll eat it. like mikey and cereal. >> you actually ate mikey. >> yeah i did. that's not true. it's true. and the chick on the horse. >> the only person that should be offended by any of this is god, the real creator. tyler, can we do that again but zoom in? god, the real creator, tyler. no zoom in. all right. we'll do it after the show. >> viewers at home, as he is

saying it, watch the tv. just go in. we are the only interactive show on cable news. >> yes. god, the real creator. all right. that's good. >> all right. i want to make two points. the professor was offended because he said it's comparing a goat to blacks. however, in order for them to be consistent they would have hired all goats. and if they hired all goats that would have been chaos. you can't have six goats. >> yeah. >> i've tried. >> that's hollywood 101. >> yeah. it is. hollywood 101. also, when people get mad about a lot of this stuff like why are all blacks used in lineups who benefits that? white actors. because then you are going to say okay. we're not going to hire any black actors for this but white actors. so then it's kind of like when they use in the end -- never mind. anyway. cnn -- >> good point. >> thank you. i was going to go into a really

politically incorrect area and i decided i'd stop myself. that's what you call self-control. maybe that horse could have learned something from me. some have. >> also it's like, nah, he blows it. >> the problem is, i don't even know what happened. all right. >> for those of you -- he was talking about female horses. i'll move on. all right. from mountain dew to a hollywood shrew. there was a night reese met the police. canned footage of witherspoon's arrest in atlanta surfaced online like it always does obtained first by tmz which i believe makes tacos and man kls and zippers. let's begin with the actress's refusal to stay in the car during her husband's sobriety test. >> ma'am, get back in the car. >> i'm so sorry. >> you know i'm so sorry. >> ma'am, get back in that car. i am not going to repeat myself again. okay. i need you to get back in the car. >> i'm pregnant and i need to

use the restroom. >> if i tell you again i'm going to arrest you. >> yes. >> the old i'm pregnant and need to pee excuse. how i cheated on my s.a.t.s. the academy award winner couldn't stay still and that's when it turned truly delightful. >> ma'am, what did i just tell you to do? >> i'd like to know what's going on. >> he is under arrest. >> i'm a u.s. citizen and i'm allowed to stand on american ground. i have can ask any question i want to ask. you better not arrest me. are you kidding me? >> no, i told you. >> i'm an american citizen. i'm being arrested and handcuffed? do you know my name sir? >> no. >> okay. your beat to find out who i am. >> love that cop and most cops for that matter. sounds like they're role playing. more please. >> no, sir. reese witherspoon. you're arresting me for

obstruction of justice. it will be in the national news. i just want to let you know. >> that's fine. >> finally in the back of the police cruiser. >> quite possibly one of her more challenging roles. she actually had to live that part for many weeks. she apologized on "good morning america." not sure exactly what "good morning america" is but she was there. could she ever be america's sweetheart again or has she ruined it? >> she helped herself with that apology but it was after the apology that this tape came out and showed that it was a lot worse than we originally thought negative ga negating what she did on gma. i don't want to use the b word. okay. she was a brat. i feel sorry for her husband. the poor guy.

he didn't have much of a high alcohol level. he was probably swerving because she just wouldn't shut up. >> we were talking in the green room. you've seen all her films. sometimes she'll dress up alone in your bedroom as her and dance. how is this going to affect her career going forward? >> okay. you said you weren't going to talk about that tonight. everybody loves the do you know my name bit. far and away the best part of the video is the husband sheepishly telling the cop, i had nothing to do with that. >> it was. and then saying you just should have shut up. i learned so much from this. i know you've done worse things in bars. should she have been arrested? >> actually, you can't disrespect a police officer. i have to agree with will.

some people are actually picking on the husband because it is hard to tell in that tape. if you look online he is saying very calmly during the whole time, reese, can i talk to you for a second? reese? can i talk to you a for a second? he is trying to deescalate. he is a lawyer. he knows this is a serious situation and he is trying to save her from herself. she is having none of it. she's just going off. at the end the cop comes over and basically apologizes to the guy he arrested and says, i really tried. i tried. he's like, i know. i'm sorry. the two of them are both just like, huh. this male bonding moment. >> all guys have been, that are married have been there. >> not me. my wife would never do anything like that. >> i'm a female and i'm bashing her, too. >> he was probably relieved when the cops pulled him over because she just wouldn't stop yammering. like oh, thank god. >> bill, i have to say they keep talking about this being a drunken rant. she is a great drunk. because i could not -- i thought

she was pretty impressive. >> she wasn't at the stage where she is slurring just at the talking stage. she is at the won't shut up stage. if this proves anything it is that she is an awful actress because she is clearly playing herself in every single one of those awful things she continues to churn out. that scene could have been a deleted scene in "sweet home alabama", "uh-oh i married a doctor." i don't know. coming up with names. i don't know. >> oh, oh, i married a doctor. >> yeah. and she sees herself in every movie. take back her oscar and give it to someone who deserves it like bea arthur. >> uh-oh. i married a doctor is a, paul rudd is a doctor. >> yeah. >> paul rudd is a doctor. but it turns out he is a veterinarian pretending to be a doctor.

and she expects him to deliver their baby and he doesn't have the heart to tell her he is a veterinarian nncht the movie poster he is holding a baby like he would a dog. and you're reese and just looking at me going like this. >> uh-oh. i married a doctor. >> just trying to have fun with it. >> or it could be her going back in time and marrying dr. jack kevorkian. >> yes. >> uh-oh. i married the doctor. >> a good looking guy back in the day. >> he was a sharp dresser. >> or a poignant tale about race relations in the 1970s and she married dr. j. >> okay. i just have to move on. a, i think we've learned one lesson. we should set our sights lower for sweethearts, america's sweethearts because if you look at sandra bullock and reese witherspoon we got to start aiming lower for america's sweethearts like a jodi arias so we don't get disappointed when

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>> we're trying to do a show. should you bring your cat to a job related chat? millennials are iffy at interviews. hiring managers tell you that they've seen recent grads text or take calls, dressed inappropriate, and use slang or overly casual language. then the executive at the staffing firm man power, i thought that was totally different when i showed up there. i was like, yeah. what's the cover? man power. they said no. that's the club. anyway, the staffing firm man power thinks the poor interview performances reflect a generation weaned on smart phones and social media. noting life has gotten more casualty and they don't realize the interview is a sales event. the mistake that takes the cake, one applicant brought a cat in a crate to an interview for a position at a major clothing store, setting it on the

interviewer's desk and occasionally playing with it. needless to say andy did not get the job. saw that joke coming. sometimes i bring my pet rabbit to work to keep me company. let's see what he's doing right now. i didn't get the job but i got a lot of phone numbers. will? i know you're texting. i can see you. >> one second. >> this is your generation. >> yeah. >> care to defend them? i think they get a bad rap but what do i know? i'm drunk. >> you know, it's the culture. this is what happens when you grow, when an entire generation grows up in the self-esteem era. everybody being taught they're special. >> yes. >> the rules don't apply to them. and i can't tell you how grateful i am that that is true for me. but i'm the exception. >> you are the exception.

>> because i'm special. yes. i'm glad you noticed that. >> bernie, you're a producer. do you interview anybody? do you interview people for jobs? >> yes, i have a lot of times, sure. yes. >> do you notice quirky habits like this? >> well no. i mean, this is really stupid behavior. i guess it is. i mean, maybe you need to know that you're going to meet at josh's house to play x box at 7:30 in the middle of a job interview. might be important. i don't know. this is a testament to bad parenting and horrible schooling these days and you know what? as the father of a couple kids and i like to think i wasn't such a bad parent it seems the hurt and the stupid idiots and it helps my kid, hopefully they're not engaging in this behavior. >> they'll be working for your kid. that's what you got to, how you'll think about it. >> they'll be forever the baristas at starbucks and working in pet shops. >> hold on. i haven't met your kids. you're an awful father. i've been disgusted at every ounce of their behavior. >> i don't know how many times a kid can fall down the stairs.

>> yeah. >> every day? whoops. >> stop throwing that at me. i guess you made it but you're not a monkey. >> not since i got out of prison. it's all been good. >> thank god for that. >> should millennials adjust to the hiring managers or should the hiring managers adjust to the millennials? >> no. definitely they should be learning from us. that is the way it has to go. i have to agree with them. you have the parents coddling the kids, teachers who are worrying more about self-esteem than actual skills, and i would add to that the government which is encouraging this entitlement culture and the media that glorifies bad behavior. you have these reality shows where the worse you are the more famous you get and they really don't think there is anything more to life than that. >> yeah. >> they don't understand the idea of buckling down and working. >> way to indict the entire society at large. >> kids these days. >> that is the name of your new book. >> yes. >> "kids these days." >> can i just say i was in the

green room here waiting to do "red eye" and three very prominent people whose names i will not mention, all three of them were on their iphones and just looked around and said you guys remind me of my kids. >> true. >> so it's adults also. >> that's true. bill, last word. no one remembers how you got here but while you're still here what is your secret? >> well, first of all i'm not getting paid. joke's on me. secondly, clearly the bar has been lowered. i disagree with you. we have to cater to these millennials whether we like it or not. personal behavior is not part of it anymore. forget interviews. go online. these kids today with their my space and friends and chat rooms. >> linked in. >> yeah. linked in. i have to tell you the only interviews i've done are with nannies and babysitters. >> must be nice. >> a woman we thought seemed really good and we decided to look her up on my space and she had this whole thing about how christmas came early this year. i was walking down the street

and found a gigantic bag of pot. so not only does she smoke pot she smokes pot that she finds. >> all right. let's get to brass tacks. is she single? >> we've had a nanny now for five years. >> was that why you hired her? >> obviously we did not hire her. that is the stupidity we're talking about here. >> yeah. or brilliance. i see that pot bag half full. you see it half empty. >> yes. >> all right. enough of this. you have a comment on this show? bet you do. e-mail us at red eye@fox news.com. got a video of an animal doing something curious, cute? go to fox news.com/red eye. click on video. we might use it. still to come the halftime report. when you leave for ten minutes, go get the food and come back. >> tonight's report is sponsored

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we're back. find out if we did anything wrong so far. hey andy how you doing snncht great. thanks greg. >> great saturday show so far. don't you think? >> i think so. people are having a fun saturday night. >> at its peak. >> absolutely. >> i don't see it going down at all during halftime. >> i don't either. >> keep it up. >> absolutely.

>> we'll talk about the mountain dew ad shall we? >> yes. >> the question of how it could be racist when done by tyler the creator and five members of odd future. >> right. >> well, dr. watkins after recounting the ways in which she thinks it is racist says quote even worse is that mountain dew probably think this is okay because they got the okay from a black man. >> right. there you go. >> yeah. i hope that answers your question. >> it does answer my question. fully, completely. >> yep. >> and again. >> mm-hmm. >> rolling this thing along like a freight train through hell. >> yep. p.a.b. you remember that statement that said he would like to discuss it in the right forum as he does have a point of view. >> right. >> what is it? >> i don't know. i can't figure it out. >> it was taken out of context. he has a message. he had something important to say. well say it. we're waiting.

>> there was nothing important to say here. it was a stupid commercial for a stupid drink. >> stay away from goats. >> that raises the point. nobody is pointing out how offensive that is to goats. >> i did. i did. you know what? i haven't had mountain dew in ages. i can't even remember what it tastes like. it looks like three odd. >> you are driving this segment down. >> i'm sorry. >> it's the drink of choice on duck dynasty and the honey boo boo shows. >> ah. >> the thing was meant to be funny. they thought it was going to be funny and they were going to get the brand out there. there is not necessarily a message with it. that's what they thought. they're insulated from the world of political correctness in the hip hop world and just had no idea. they were oblivous. >> i can believe it. i agree with you they thought it was funny and hip or whatever. but to now be trying to claim that there was a discussion to be had about the message is the part that's just crap. >> right. >> and the executives definitely

should have known better. >> yeah. >> right. >> i don't want to be an old fuddy duddy here but in my day kids drank fresca and goats knew their place. >> that is the real message. >> i did like, though, that pepsico said it took full responsibility for the ad considering it was fully responsible for putting out the ad. >> not our fault. >> yeah. >> i like fresca. >> fresca is great. >> nothing wrong with fresca. >> they would never do this. >> no. >> will, you brought up the ad with the woman, that is the worst part of the ad. >> i assume they understood. >> i don't think they did but they were. >> we're all talking about it. >> i guess. how would you watch this commercial and then say i want a mountain dew? >> you know what? maybe you're like a habitual assaulter of women. >> i guess.

>> maybe that's what they're going for. >> the cop was drinking the soda, too. >> but going for the chris brown demo. >> you know what would have been a better idea? if they had hired laurie dew as their spokes person. >> yeah. the reese witherspoon arrest video. greg asked if reese can ever be america's sweetheart again. she cannot. the commite has a zero tolerance policy. >> that puts a lot of pressure on you. i don't think you'll be used to the scrutiny that comes with being america's sweetheart. >> well, it's been a good two, three weeks. i been doing all right so far. >> you haven't had one of your episodes yet. when you have those episodes it is almost always in public and humiliating. >> i know. fingers crossed it won't happen. >> yeah. well. >> p.a.b. you said you can't disrespect a police officer. actually you can. not in this case because he had

reasonable cause to pull over the vehicle and she was obstructing him in the process of a lawful arrest but as a blanket statement, no, you can disrespect a police officer. >> well, it depends on what you mean by disrespect. what i should have said is disobey because she disobeyed him. he said stay in the car and whether or not when a police officer is trying to maintain order in any kind of situation and tells you to do something you do it right. but again, there are times when you can disobey a police officer. >> all right. okay. >> but this was not one of them. >> no. >> she chose poorly. >> she did. >> yeah. >> she said she has cops in her family too. what are they thinking right now? >> i think she meant like in her movie family. her dad was a cop in a movie she was in or something. >> can i make a blanket statement andy? >> please. >> i like blankets. >> oh, god. >> if you were going to go with a bad pun you could have come up with something better. >> i meant to go for the worst pun possible. i like blankets. >> bill. i married a doctor is not a

reese witherspoon movie. you were correct paul rudd is a doctor in the upcoming movie. he is not a veterinarian but an english ph.d and accidently raises his hand on an airplane when they ask if there is a doctor on the plane. he ends up saving jennifer lawrence's life and they end updating and marrying but the whole time she thinks he is a medical doctor. >> really. >> yeah. >> is that actually a movie? >> no. >> it is a movie but it is from tennessee with love. >> i thought it was called plane crazy. >> i like that. yeah. dr. bro. >> dr. bro. >> millennials suck at job interviews. will, you said this is the culture and that everyone is brought up thinking they're special. >> yeah. >> i got to say i agree with bernie this is just more onic at any age. i don't know what kind of upbringing you could possibly have to make you think it is okay to bring an animal into an interview or to think that

taking a phone call in the middle of an interview is okay. >> you know, both of these things i think have worked at the daily caller. >> i had my whiskers with me all the time. >> the daily caller. they hired him. >> they don't see it though. >> don't say that. >> go ahead. >> that's weird. i thought you were going to yell at them for saying that and instead you just said oh, i was going to say that. you know, i usually veer between ah come on not another gerbil joke and making the gerbil joke. >> i'm sorry i didn't make that joke. >> yes. p.a.b. a couple things. thank you for managing somehow to blame this at least partially on obama. i enjoyed that. >> very subtle. >> second of all that nanny candidate who found the bag of pot. >> yes. if i could get it back, i don't know if you still have it. if it's possible she smoked it all up already but if not, i

don't know. just you'll give me her number after the show. >> i probably still have her contact information. i'll pass it along. >> okay good. along the same lines greg you talked about how one job candidate brought a cat in a crate to the interview and as we said another took a phone call and another texting. this is disturbing. i have friends that work at hr departments at various companies. these kids do not even realize they are supposed to be bringing drugs for the interviewers. >> no. really. >> yeah. you know we are interviewing for production assistant at red eye. >> this is sort of an elliptical way of getting to that point is what i was trying to do. >> yes. exactly. not to say that's part of what happens. >> yeah, no. >> it is not happening elsewhere. >> if at the end of the interview when you shake my hand there happens to be a couple pills there, look. it is not going to you is what i'm saying. >> yeah. i understand. we don't frown on that. >> no. >> well, we do. >> but shortly afterwards we are smiling. >> exactly. >> uncontrollably.

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so last tuesday was honesty day. i celebrated with family and friends meeting alone with a bottle of cheap rum and an old copy of swank. the event was conceived 22 years ago by some guy on april's fool day with the idea for 24 hours everyone must tell the truth. i sent fnc's most corrupt correspondent over to times square to find out if the rest of the country is as deceitful

as he is. to be honest i didn't watch the thing. >> oh, what tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive. donald trump said it and it as true now as in when he first said it in the 13th century. we're about to get the truth out of these tourists. not a big fan of the man on the streets. never have been. happy national honesty day. what was the last lie you told? >> that i was taken. >> so a guy approached you at a bar, definitely wasn't me. i can't emphasize that enough. and you said you had a boyfriend just to get him away from you. >> it was the juice bar and yes. i told him i was married. >> what was the last time you lied? today is national honesty day. >> lied? i don't know. probably yesterday. >> i can ask you a quick question about it. national honesty day. what are you listening to? >> madonna. >> i was listening. that was a lie. he was listening to banana-rama. what is truth? >> i think that is something people try to figure out since

time began. >> what are lies? >> when someone tries to deceive you. >> what are true lies? >> that i don't know. >> that is a late night movie starring arnold schwarzenegger. >> okay. >> and had a strip tease but no nudity. very disappointing. i cannot lie when i said i felt cheated. when do you feel the last time a politician lied to you? >> i don't do politics. >> i don't do politicians. i had a senator that hit on me a couple days ago and i just said no. not voting for you not sleeping with you mitch mcconnell. this is exciting. i just spotted a fellow colleague. anderson cooper. have you ever lied to kathy griffith like good job last new year? >> no. >> she is a delight. why would you? out of the new hires at cnn who do you hate the most? be truthful. national honesty day. >> i don't know cnn. >> does anyone really know cnn? excellent job, coop. i thought you were great in rwanda. tell me a lie right now off the top of your head. >> you've got great hair. >> what do you think about my

outfit? remember it's national honesty day. >> i think you look like you're homeless. >> you know, we are wearing orange. why is that? >> because today in the netherlands it is wednesday but today also the queen handed responsibility to her son so today actually will also be king day. >> okay. so happy kings and queens day. depending on the weekend i'm either a king or a queen. is that a lie or not? >> well, talk to me saturday. you'll find out, cowboy. >> i'm going to ask you a question. see if you can give me the truth. what's in the brown bag? >> soda. >> soda. oh, okay. let's check it out. ding ding ding. hello, for loco. not even legal in the city anymore. lies! lies! can i have a sip? any final thoughts on lying? you haven't talked much. >> no. >> not much of a talker?

hold on to that one then. better. national honesty day. have we learned anything today? that the truth hurts but it'll also set you free. my name is bill shulz and i eat my own hair. my name is bill shulz and i sell drugs to children. my name is brian williams and this is nbc nightly news. my name is bill shulz. back to you, shep. >> bill, i have to say in all honesty that sucked. no. why did you choose to dress like billie jean king? >> part of honesty day is being who you are. and i'm often described as a lesbian by various media critics. >> if every day were honesty day would new york city cease to exist? it would be a war zone. >> i tell you something. we couldn't use it because we had an audio issue. >> there wasn't an audio issue. >> i asked one woman what was the last time she asked. she said yesterday. i said what did you lie? she said i told my mom i was

going to a friend's house but i really went to see my lover. she said lover not boyfriend. that was interesting. then we panned over and her mom was right there listening to all that. and she just sort of is saying this as her mom is looking at her like that but she wanted to give us something for the camera. >> makes me think of a great idea. where, when you do man on the streets we don't even show them. you just tell us about them. >> and then this guy said -- and i was like you? >> what's on your mouth? wow. >> we'll do that over again. >> spit. >> oh, my god. i've never seen anything like that. >> i get very -- >> i think -- >> this is the worst segment. >> one time i spit on myself. >> oh, my. oh, my.

>> you know what we're going to do? >> my mom is here. >> you know, that requires a black box. it seriously does. that requires a black box. you cannot see that. i didn't know what that was. >> i am unable to sweat. i'm like a dog. the only way i can get rid of excess water. >> oh, my. >> i think i lost consciousness. >> in the office, when i came out of the office i kind of looked like that. back in the early days. >> all right. time to take a break. more stuff when we come back. amazon.com, i'll have bill drool on it for you. even in stupid lo. to prove it, we set up our call center right here... [ chirp ] all good? [ chirp ] getty up.

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hair, loud makeup for all flight attendants and now secular turks where the government is trying to slowly islama -- is that a word? islama ciz echl the country. it is not a word. in response to social media protests featuring women posting pictures of themselves with a lot of lip paint the company defended its insanity with a statement that read in part, simple makeup, immaculate and in pastel colors is preferred for staff working in the service sector. awesome comeback. anyway. totally opposite. why is it wherever the fundamental religious belief comes up we have less fun? >> you know, this whole hasalama in the whole country, when the flight attendant looks like james zogby to begin with all the makeup and eyeliner in the world is not going to -- i don't know who james zogby is. >> a pollster right? >> yeah. dawned on me.

how many zogbys are there? >> well, what do you make of this? >> you know, i get why turkish people might be a little nervous. the country is getting too religious. as an american, the way we're going, the old joke used to be must be a red neck going to court in a three piece suit. now if you show up in something better than a t-shirt and flip-flops you are naturally acquitted. i'm on national television right now and don't even have stuffing in my shirt. i am a libertarian as much as the next guy but we've shown the inability to dress ourselves and i'm glad people are stepping in and saying we need to do this different. >> interesting perspective. we are slobs except for you. >> i don't know if red lip stick is considered sloppy but the whole point they're making is it is too sexy and they're going away from that and proposed new uniforms for flight attendants which are ankle length and high

collars and banning alcohol on a lot of flights. >> that is the problem. >> the union is making the case this is definitely evidence they're trying to move in that conservative muslim direction. you know, a private company can impose a dress code on their employees. >> that's true. >> i don't think that they can protest it. >> last word to bill. here comes a spit reference. >> no. i had a question. you are a former flight attendant and i figured you might have some insight but i'm scared frankly of what might come out of your mouth. >> knowledge. interesting facts. dry wit and spittle apparently. >> it is going to be blocked. >> why don't we block it from viewers' minds? >> that is the problem. we cannot block it from our minds. >> it is also because we talked about it now for eight minutes.

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>> all right. very special thanks to p.a.b. bill shulz and his spit. will and bernie. that's it for me. i'll see you next time. >> judge jeanine: when kids are little and they have done something wrong and they are caught red handed they almost always profess ignorance. i didn't know! actually, a lot of adults mostly defendants i have met up with say the same thing. like the driver of the getaway car loaded with guns outside the bank waiting for the bank robbers. i didn't know! this week, excuses keep coming from washington about the boston marathon bombing and if it weren't so deadly serious and the security of this nation weren't on the line, it would be humorous. hello he and welcome to "justice." i'm judge jeanine