outspoken against obama. two agents came to our home. we'll have more on that story tomorrow. >> that is a good tease. >> see >> welcome to "red eye." it is like growing pains if by pains you mean hair on my palm. now to andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show, mr. black shirt. >> thanks, mr. white shirt. the irs scandal reaches a new height as the softball team canceled the game of a minority office. fresh calls for president obama's impeachment ahead. turns out all of the calls are coming from me. wake up, people. are physically strong men more likely to have right wing beliefs? some say no, but my trainer says ya. and is there a plot to make venezuela run out of toilet paper? probably not, but it would be cooler if they did. >> thanks, andy. >> you becha.

>> go away. >> you go away. >> i am in charming. let's welcome our guests. she is so sharp ninjas throw her at their enemies. it is tara dowdell. and he knows politics like i know polident. it is will rahn, the deputy of the daily caller and his e book is called "the lizard king." and in taiwan he is an ironing board. it is bill schulz. and if hilarity was a can tee apple i would eat him on a ferris wheel at the can gnaw value. carnival. it is jesse joyce. and he is living in an abandoned orange julius feeding off the hair from the local super cuts. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. now here comes a pile of hot garbage. >> a forest wheel. what is wrong with me? should matters of tax silence

their bat? will the irs -- the irs scandal claimed more victims. the agency's softball team canceled the game against republican senator john cornin's office. that's him in front of the flag. they didn't bother to resaidule. yes, it is worse. they ripped the irs comparing the actions to those of, quote, corrupt dictators. the team called the cheetahs by the way was tight lipped about how they skipped. speaking of yellow on wednesday the philadelphia eagle player evan mathis took a wiz on on the sign in dc. i envy that sign. this is disgusting. finally more bad news. hearings taking place on friday and irs officials can expect to be grilled much like this dog. >> do you wanna go see your friend fritzy?

do you wanna go for -- do you want to do some training? do you like doing your training? do you wanna go for a run? do you wanna go for a run on the segue? >> the guy is probably buck naked. that's why the dog is freaking out. >> aren't they all? >> men filming their dogs are usually naked. >> with peanut butter. >> it is like a walky talky on a chair. he is in the other room. >> you actually lived in a baseball dug out for a year in between marriages. did they get a chance -- did the irs miss a chance to gain confidence by can selling the game? they could have won it. >> it would be a fun drinking game to set up for "red eye" for how many jobs and shanties i have lived in. what is funny is their name is the chee -- chee that --

cheetahs. if you are a national team you may not want cheat in the name. >> at that point they thought it was clever. now it is not so clever. what should they call themselves? >> now i am on the spot. >> just swear and we will bleep it. jay well, -- >> well, he fulfilled exactly what -- you know, first time on the job and you are not supposed to hear that. you are not supposed to hear that. look at her. she is disgusted. >> i am blown away. >> never seen a guy who lives in an orange julius say that on television. >> all right. and the first time we do this show live. in front of 12 religious groups. >> tara this -- tara? >> tara. >> that's nice. should they can all all after work sports so they can get their minds right?

>> i don't feel like now is the time for the irs to be playing softball. i think this is probably a good decision on their part. with all of the controversy going on, you don't want to have pictures of you looking like you are having a great time and showing no remorse. i feel like the softball thing is too much. >> exactly. especially when fox news is around. it is like if we find out that there is a softball game and the irs are playing, we are getting that picture. we are going to say swinging bats. >> oh no! the tri-fecta. >> you weren't listening to me. >> i have make up all over my nose. >> let's try to get to something more tasteful. the man urinating on the irs sign, was that smart of him to do? was he taunting them? >> i think a viral photo of the baseball player peaking on

the i -- peeing on the irs is the single most american thing you have ever seen. for that you have to applaud him. it is the perfect image for how we live now, greg. >> how so? >> it is a viral photo, one. the kids on the internet and it is baseball which is america. >> that's true. >> and it is football. >> i am an eagle's fan. >> i liked you in art school in brooklyn. >> i thought it was baseball too. but then i noticed he has a brace on his leg. i don't know. >> that just means he injured his leg. >> that can happen to anyone. >> i have no idea. you know, bill, if there was a halve fame for -- a hall of fame for peeing you would be in it. what did you make of what he did? >> smart. what is the smartest thing you can do right now, and don't want to get audited be smir of the irs -- besmirch the irs.

if you go here and praise the irs and say, whoa, he is doing the opposite of what other people got in trouble for, let's go after him. considering how much time our editors will spend after jesse i am not going to have to give them territory. it is very, very smart, but i will say this, eagles suck. sorry. >> blasphemy. >> look, he is doing what all of you folks do after. not the lovely eagles ladies. men, not so much. >> jess, do you have something we don't have to bleep? >> i am pretty sure you don't have to bleep this. everybody is focusing on the negativity of peeing. i like to think of it as he is celebrating a refund by masterbating on the building. >> look, he does like to think that about a lot of things. >> i can imagine all kinds of

sports figures masterbating on buildings. >> i think we will have our 11:00 p.m. on saturday. >> greg started this. >> i did. tara, i want to ask you a question. james carvill is on another network and he says the major scandals with the irs will be over in 30 days. do you agree? do you think this is going away? >> we are not known for our attention span in the media. it very well could go away. as things come out, if the president -- i will put my political strategist hat on, but the president needs -- >> i don't see it. >> it is invisible. the president needs to act boldly and swiftly. if the investigations -- there are like 8,000 investigations going on right now. so if they come back and they don't have any real issues other than some people acted stupidly, i think it will go away. bob bob what do

>> what do you think? >> well, i am looking at your head and you definitely have hat head. >> this was not sculpted or anything. >> you think this is going away? >> sorry about that. i don't think it is going away. >> the hair? >> i don't think bill is going away. >> i mean, it probably is. everything but the ap thing. that has the reporters all annoyed. they will stop talking about it once the ratings take a nose-dive. it is another bad date. but this is very dangerous for the president. up until then -- up until this moment it was conservatives were the entire right wing. they were the least sympathetic people in the country because they had never been victimized. now -- victim is our word for holly. they can say we were targeted and victimized by somebody.

it puts them in a favorable light. yes it will be brief. eventually they will over reach and they will do something stupid and that will be the story after that. >> interesting. >> or some new sex scandal. not something out of the media like a new sex scandal. >> wiener will run for mayor. both clintons are staying away from the wiener. >> i don't think the ap thing will be a big deal. the press is irrelevant. if the irs goes after the bloggers, turn that imodicon into a frowny face because you are screwed. >> we have move on before jesse says something. he balks at their talk and then he was tossed. kevin williamson, that's him, and a regular on "red eye" it was one of the few times he smiles was ejected from a new york theater for hurling a woman's phone across the room after she refused to turn it off. i could completely see him doing this.

williamson explains that he couldn't enjoy the play or the musical, wasn't sure what it was, because the audiences were using their phones. williamson writes, and i condense "the lady seated to my right was insistent on using her phone. i asked her to turn it off. she answered so don't look. i asked her whether i missed something during the announcements to turn off your phone. she suggested i should mind my own business. i snatched the phone out of her hand and tossed it across the room so she slapped me and stormed away" williamson was then escorted out and is treated to a 5-star dinner at no cost. >> what? >> yes, the theater is great. >> have i to do this. jay no, i'm kid -- >> no, i'm kidding. they said he could be charged with criminal mischief in the third-degree and men nighing in the third -- menacing in the third-degree. for more let's go to our ice

cream correspondent, whiskers mcnally. whiskers? >> do you want the ice cream? do you think you deserve it? i guess so. my cat. >> what? >> ice cream is basically arsenic for cats. >> i don't know. so far our two videos have been lack luster i have to i am not afraid to say that. america agrees with me. right, america? shout at the television because i can hear you. should he get charged for this behavior or treated like a hero? >> i don't think we should go the folk hero route with him. it is like he did something you see on a movie or tv show, it is not like a good tv show like "californication."

>> you know i can seld -- canceled my subscription for that show only. >> i ended up watching "homeland" on netflix. why are we talking about that? >> you can have that conversation off television. >> this is the important stuff. >> maybe i will have that conversation at spencer's gifts where you are a security manager. go ahead. >> so she does something like completely obnoxious and he does something that is understandable while at the same time civil and because she is a lady and we shouldn't get around and just applaud like this is a great thing. it was understandable. i don't think she was talking on the phone. she was just looking at the screen. still a jerk move, but maybe she had precious photos on there. >> jesse, are you a comedian and you are up on stage. by the way, there is something irritating about the light

when you are in a theater. would you encourage somebody to do that in the audience some have you ever done that? >> i haven't done it. i would be thrilled if they did. i have seen some people who have taken their phones and thrown them against the wall. i have done "red eye" and this furtherren trenches my position that he is a james bond bad guy. you imagine the glow of the phone was distracting to the white persian cat that was napping in his lap. >> have i to say that kevin -- i have to say that kevin is one of the few people who can wear a cape. i think he showed up one day in a cape. >> my problem with that though is he didn't wear anything else. it was just the cape. and you can call it a cover up, and yes a cape will do that, but you are aware of what is underneath. >> i will not take fashion advice from a guy wearing the

aids quilt. >> is he a hero? a super mega hero orville 11 or super mega -- or villain or a super mega villain. he said i deftly took the phone from her. i don't think we should celebrate him either. it seems like something he would do. i have been on with him before too. i get it, the mustache and that. but it is not the right move. i feel like you can get security on the lady, but don't throw her phone. >> who does he look like in that picture? he reminds me of -- >> a bad guy on flash gordon. >> no, i was thinking the punk rock guy that used to poop on stage. >> oh zz allen. >> who? >> huge fan, petrified version -- never mind. >> i enjoy kevin. >> she a great guy. but i will say this about kevin, the way he will look at you if you give him a compliment is the exact same way he looked at the girl when

she brought out the phone. he will look into your soul and hay snow -- and he knows what he did in another life. >> he has a very piercing look that makes me extremely uncomfortable. >> he is the one guy a cabdriver wouldn't talk to. the cabdriver would be in his cab and say hi. he would see kevin staring at him in the backseat and not telling him where he wants to go. >> i admire it because -- i get angry -- i just get tense. i always wanted to do that. i have done things in movie theaters, but nef taken anybody's thrown -- but never taken anybody's thrown. >> stuff you do in movie theaters is more like marking your territory. >> i was fred willard before there was fred willard. >> you know how to get away with it. >> some gray haired

60-year-old just threw my phone against the wall. >> did you say gray haired? >> yes, you have gray hair. how do you thought look at that and say he looks like -- can we pull the picture back up? do you want to say robert goulet with testicular cancer? >> why? you are terrible. jay it is like four days into chemo. >> are you an awful person. an awful, awful person. >> i am not the one who laughed at that. >> that was my disgust laugh. >> you were still hurt because i called you a six-year-old. >> no, i don't have that much gray -- oh it was the gray hair that bothered you? ?ai coming up, -- coming up, can you get fired from sbarro in the food court for making out with the girl who sells phone covers? jesse joyce says yes.

and $300,000 too much to pay for a burger? i bought two and threw them at bill.

can it be fab if it is made in a lab? scientists at a dutch university, those are my favorite kind say they created a hamburger entirely in a laboratory. the five ounces of invitro meat grown from tiny bits of muscle tissue cost a meetly $325,000 -- mezely $325,000 to make. it is expected to be cooked in london next month. doctors hope to secure funding for further research. according to early testers, the burger tastes like dip-n dots, the ice cream from the future. only you laughed at that.

>> i spend a lot of time in the mall. >> meanwhile, should monkey lollipops only be for monkeys? >> i said it again. first you got gay marriage and now you have a monkey and a dog. that's what happens. they can't get along. >> that's what happens when you domesticate anything. that monkey would never do that to a wolf. it is just a cute looking dog. a cute looking dog he will be like -- the wolf would bite that monkey's face-off. >> i just saw a bear eat a monkey in a russian video -- no chinese video, but we couldn't use it because it was tragic. jesse you are the world's oldest goth. would you eat this stuff?

do you need to know it comes from a real animal? >> i don't care. i don't think i have eaten dinner at a place that didn't have gas pumps in front of it in years. >> preemptive strikes. >> i think they should put this on mcdonald's $325,000 menu. >> that's right because they have a dollar menu. that's why you write for other comedians. what about the cattle farmers? will they go out of business if this catches on? what if we started making all food in the lab? >> scary to me. and to use the word invitro and meat together? i think they need to go with -- to go in a different direction. uncomfortable. >> it sounds like a horror movie waiting to happen or an awesome restaurant. i think i might embrace lab meat, but there is something about it that says not food.

>> didn't we cross over into the world of fake meat a long time ago? isn't this not a new development. when you leave a cheese burger in a closet for 20 years and then it is fine. bugs have not eaten it. it is still fresh and the same temperature you bought it at, we are not eating meat anymore. it is grown in a lab. >> bill, you were grown in a lab. it is like you eating you. >> i have tried. and biting your fingernails, isn't that like eating me? >> i would like to see you eat yourself so you no longer exist. >> i will get back to the part where you kind of give me a question. >> i don't remember giving uh question. >> you did. >> i have no memory of it. >> the price of this will come down. at $350,000 we can make fun of. it but i can't top what you did. that's going to come down. the whole like this is invitro pseudo meat being served from a beef substitute maybe in a

lab. they go on and on and the worst part is it is thought just distasteful they end it with, it will be soifer -- it will be served in london. don't have the new lab meat there. >> gwenyth paltrow will say it is awesome because it saves animals. i think it will be like having sex with a blowup doll. it is not the same. >> it is not? >> no, i know it is not real. if you are eating a steak, part of your head -- in your mind you are thinking this thing was once alive and roaming around and i am eating it. you take that away and it is no fun. >> do me a favor and when this does come out don't put your [bleep] in the cheese burger. >> what does that mean? >> you are liking it to a blowup doll and i lost the analogy entirely. >> do you think that is going to stop him? >> why wouldn't i keep going?

>> at this point -- you have already basically -- >> i like will. i don't know him well enough, but i want to say he looks like dana vachon if he ran an organic eggplant farm. i am not going to say it because i don't know him. >> i will take it as a compliment. he is a good friend of mine. i will tell you later. >> what are you 14? i'll tell you later, after the show. or we can discuss -- >> or we can discuss why i decided to keep my show time subscription. >> do you have a comment on the show? that's an actual, real conversation. e-mail us at red eye at fox news.com. if you have a video of your animal doing something go to fox news.com/red eye. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. sad person. not good. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by bowling, the game played by rolling a ball down an alley to knockdown a

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let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. i like this white and black thing. >> do you? i am like the evil you or the cool you. >> yes. or i am the clean version of you. >> not so much. >> you look like a chef and

matrodee. >> at a food court? >> he is like i was the teenage young franken stein thing. >> are you talking about me or jesse? >> jesse. >> not so clever without your tele prompter, are you. >> true. can't argue with that. >> you are the barack obama of tv hosts. >> yes, i am. >> i rs can sells the softball game. tara, you said this is not a time for the irs to be playing softball. probably right. wouldn't you say the same thing is true for the white house press corp? >> they shouldn't be playing softball right now? >> yes. >> they definiteliy should be playing. they play all the time in their interviews. >> i was speaking metaphor rickly. >> i totally missed that. >> i missed it too. >> there is a good chance then that it was stupid of me. >> no. i will use it tomorrow on "the

five." >> will, you pointed out this whole thing allows conservative groups to be the victims and the victim is now a word for holy which is a good point. don't you think that could be what sinks this scandal? we are seeing people on the left going, you know what, these groups should have gotten special scrutiny. >> you are definitely seeing a little bit of that. it is not going to plague. that's going to backfire ultimately. >> you think? >> yes. that would be my expectation. eventually it runs out of steam though. it will be a problem if everyone in the country who had a mitt romney lawn sign and got audited thinks that is the reason. eventually this will get crazy. >> that's a good point. greg, you don't think the scandal is going away. to be cliche, what is the end game? >> what's the end game? nothing short of impeachment, andy. >> to be serious for a minute,

that ain't gonna happen. more than likely this is not -- i mean president obama didn't know this was going on. >> oh really? you are so naive, andy. i want you to read my newsletter. >> can you send -- can you mimiograph me a copy? >> i don't trust it. i do it by hand. it takes me three days, but i will get it for you. or maybe i won't. i'm not sure i trust you. what is your last name? >> there you go. jesse, you said -- talking about evan mathis with the irs sign you can't tell what he is doing to the sign. can we put that picture up? do you see a stream? i don't soy a stream. i don't see a stream. i think it is fake. >> this is the mcgruder film of your nation controversy. >> are you saying there is a third peer.

>> it is late. >> is that like mcgruber? >> that was like a -- yes, that was a screw up. >> isn't that one of gavin mcguinness' characters, mcgruber? jay she so on -- >> he is so going to come after you for that. >> probably with a tweed. >> bill, you made a good point when you said the eagles suck. >> thank you, thank you. if the giants fans and bears fans can agree on anything. >> eagles absolutely suck. kevin williams kicked out of a thee tear. you don't think we should treat him as a folk hero. is he the one got them deserves -- got them deserves, but doesn't need right now? >> i like the stuff.

>> and also you said the woman wasn't talking on the phone and she was looking at text? >> that's my understanding. >> that's mine too. that's enough. >> it may be enough, but it was a game changer in the story. how much more annoying is it versus she is on her wikipedia thing. >> nobody in the theater would be on their phone. being on e-mail or texting in a theater or in a live theater is the equivalent of talking on a phone in a movie theater. does that make sense? >> i long called for the death penalty for those people who use cell phones in movie theaters. you know where i stand on this. >> he was just googling. >> i am saying that's enough. >> i think corporal punishment is better. >> i'm fine with that. tara, you agreed that what

kevin did wasn' right move and he should gotten security. he said his date talked to theater management and she was assured they would take care of the situation and they didn't. >> maybe they didn't get to it yet. kevin doesn't seem like the type that will wait for things to happen. >> but to be fair again, by his account, he didn't just do this. this is going on all through the first act and then during the intermission his date spoke to management. it is not like he sat down and within two minutes picked up her phone and threw it against a wall. this had been going on. >> i need to know what theater they are at. they crackdown hard on new york city. i had problems and i was looking ity time. >> knowing kevin we don't want to know what kind of theater was. >> that's why the key question. >> i was going to say -- he said it was bench seating. >> bench seating. >> you know, i am beginning to think that there is another side of kevin williamson.

>> i think the real villain is the theater management. they should have done something. jay see something, say -- >> see something, say something. then throw something and smear something on your chest. >> you just added that. >> you didn't like the fact they used invitro in meat to describe this. they need to rebrand this? how about in meatro this? >> that sounds like the film kevin was watching. >> bands in the 80s who are busted for lip syncing. >> it is a nirvana tribute band. >> greg you said it is like having sex with a blowup doll. it is not the same. i guess it is cool to admit on national tv you had sex with a blowup doll. >> no, a friend tommed -- told me. >> what is your friend's

name? >> greg. >> it was another greg? >> gumble? >> gumble. it is amazing. he is a successful sportscaster on "red eye." brian gumble who is a friend of mine. i don't understand why some of you wouldn't eat those things? >> i have seen what you eat. >> this is what i am saying. this would be a step up for me. >> he eats fast-food every day of his life. >> and a step up for those basking with you. >> really? >> unnecessary. >> we have to suffer the repercussions of your meat bleep. >> is that worse than what you said? >> to repeat what you said it is -- >> i want to say it again. >> don't say it again. i'm done. now you can say it again. coming up, jesse joyce traces his family tree back to

a pair of skateboarding mongooses in africa. first, what is so outrageous about this disney princess makeover? for starters i wasn't consulted. that eye liner is so last season, girlfriend.

people got fussy when they made her a hussy. disney recently gave the heroine in the film "brave" a sexy makeover. it was in preparation for her ceremony, she received a larger rack, more revealing gown and her bow and arrows were replaced with a sash. didn't go over well. an on-line petition was started. it was protesting the sexualization of a role model for little girls. even the movie's writer and co

director were mad. they are soaking in this sexy come hither look of the new version. it is horrible. in response to the backlash they scraped her new look. discuss must we in -- >> lightning roooouuuunnnnddd. lightning round. >> are you an expert in this. in the green room you wished the disney princesses looked hotter. i couldn't believe you would say that. this is disgusting. >> i am terrible. i am a massage nighs. first of all i am offended by the fact they gave her bigger boobs and that is what made her hotter. >> very good point. >> for obvious reasons i am offended. some of us want to be real. we keep it real. >> i admire women who keep it real. what does she mean by that?

>> let me go to you, will. i am tired of jesse. what is wrong with being sexy? >> i got no problem with encouraging kids to adhere to certain gender norms. girls shouldn't sit around having farting contests and boys, jesse, shouldn't wear earrings. these are time tested traditions and they are there for a reason. >> thank you for that. jesse is one of the last people over 40 who still wears two earrings. >> i am not over 40. why do you say that? i am not even close to 40. >> i know, i know. you work at a restaurant where you have to dress like a pirate. i don't know if this is such a big deal, but i know that when i was a kid i learned about my feelings from cartoon characters. so maybe this is helpful for boys to figure out what they like. >> disney is -- i don't know if you heard this, but they tried to copyright the day of

the dead phrase. that is celebrating dead ancestors and they tried to own it. disy into, you can't copy write a skeleton playing a guitar. tom petty already has that. >> come on. >> that was good. that was rejected from the oscars? bill, you were so outraged you burned all of your ken dolls which i was shocked. >> i doused them in gasoline. i had the match, but i couldn't do it. i'm week. i'm weak. have i no problem with the makeover. if you can make something sexier, do it. my issue is she is scottish. not a fan. >> are you a bigot. >> let's give them positive role models. >> you are terrible. >> really? come on. what have they given us, heroin and unintelligible accents. give these girls something they can look up to. >> scottish gave us heroin? >> well, they perfected it.

>> it is another thing. >> i just spotted a drink. >> shut up. >> what is wrong with those people? >> shut up. bill. >> they gave you that awful jacket. >> i will have you know this is wasp. >> next topic, venezuela is running out of toilet paper. their socialist government ordered 50 million rolls following a nationwide shortage and they are blaming it on price controls that makes it affordable to the community. said one from john hopkins university, prices always resort in shortages. the shortest problem will get worse as it did over the years in the soviet union. will, let me get to my question because i can't see. the venezuela president is blaming it on anti-government forces hoping to destabilize

his administration. does that sound right to you? >> it sounds like a likely story. this piece had a great line in it. the revolution will bring the country the equivalent of 50 million rolls of toilet paper. that's a low bar for revolution. jesse, is is this just another reason communism doesn't work or why not a reason works best. >> this is really sad. i saw this one particular story about a group of bullies in caracas who couldn't ruin the front yards of several nerds. it was horrible. >> that is h rrible. >> in venezuela they called them -- >> tara, what do you make of this? will this kill tourism to venezuela? where can tourists wipe their butts? >> i won't go if there is no toilet tissue. >> you won't go literally. >> exactly. i think venezuela this is one

of many problems in venezuela unfortunately. it is par for the course. >> bill, how is sean penn and michael morgan explaining a country so rich in oil and so poor in everything else? >> i wasn't really listening, but everything you said i concur with. i was going to say how great was the toilet paper when they had it. we are not talking two-ply. the back of their hand would not be a bad substitute. >> are you tear believe a. everything you say disgusts me. >> michael moore knows a thing or two about toilet paper. >> or not. looks like he is retaining. jay oh, please. oh, please. >> this is a low brow -- >> this is not low brow. it is no brow. we have to take a break. don't leave now. there is more to talk about, "the joy of hate" autograph dome. one clean segment to come. ♪ ♪

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about the president's second term troubles, the rag reports that in private obama expresses a desire to go bull worth. it is a reference to the 1998 movie staring warren beatty as a senator who due to a bout of temporary insanity says what

he is actually thinking. have i not seen this film, tara -- actually i did see part of it of the it wasn't good. i turned it of on. >> you canceled your show time subscription. >> i think it was on show time every single day. what do you make of this? >> the film was bad, but the premise was on you so many. if president obama did a bull worth it would be awesome. and you have a tanning bed in the white house! i think he should go all in and go all out. >> i don't know if he needs that though, jesse. a lot of people do that for him. >> if are you going to freak out and turn into a warren beatty character, senator bull worth is safest bet. you don't want them turning into bug see -- bugsy siegel. he is the only dude who hasn't committed a multiple murder with a machine gun. >> way to come up with an angle i wasn't seeing. it is not like we live in a

country where you can't say what you want. everybody says what they want. too many people say what they want. >> true, you. jay let me just start by saying i would vote for bugsy siegel. bull worth came out and i think i was 11. i was born in 1987. i like reminding you. i did see it. warren beatty raps about health care and socialism. this makes everybody in america love him because there is nothing more unrealistic and less true to life than the the washington liberal fancy movie. the president president, contender, bull worth. these movies have less -- like know people lease like katherine heigl and big budget transformer things and everything. obama, please, for the love of god. >> it would be fun. >> it would be great. then they can make a movie about that and that could be a

good movie. >> and warren beatty could play him. >> jerry brukheiner is great. >> i don't think he hasn't watched a movie that wasn't a german expressionism. >> that's one way to describe the movies. >> last word, bill. i would love if obama was more like bull worth. i enjoyed the movie. the wrapping is uncomfortable, but they make fun of it. halle barry does not show the fun bags. go to swordfish or monsters balance balance. both are available on the internet. don't say i don't love you. i don't know where to start. this is a body conscious show. it is a show with some profanity and a bar that is solo. there is literally no way you can crawl under it. >> a bar so low you can get a drink out of. >> was that an insult at me?

>> no, where am i? >> we will close things out with a post game wrap up to go to andy levy. fox news.com/red eye.

new "red eye" saturday at 11:00 p.m. eastern time. tucker carlson and diane macedo and walter kern. that's saturday at 11:00 p.m. eastern. back to andy. >> thanks. will, what is going on at the daily caller. >> jaime and i, he comes on the show sometimes. we uncovered some secret e-mails. you should read them tomorrow which is friday. >> tara, where can people go to find out about you? >> tara dowdell.com. >> the comedy club of jacksonville may 23rd to the 25th and the carolina club may 28th to june 1st. >> back to you, greg. >> no funny names? >> pretty straight forward. >> that's a bummer. >> it is called comedy club.

>> comedy club is not funny. wow, what a way to end the show. >> i am doing nut ticklers though in three weeks. >> why did i ask? caution. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> my main concern is fixing the problem. >> and there are plenty of them to be fixed. the president is facing scrutiny on three fronts. >> when we express concern about leaks at a time when i still have got 60,000 plus troops in afghanistan, my job is to make sure that we're protecting what they do. >> tonight, we will update you on where all the controversy stands and talk to three individuals who are very skeptical of mr. obama charles krauthammer, congressman darrell issa, and laura ingraham will weigh in. why are you mounting this kind of support for him? >> there is just