switching to geico? happier than dracula volunteering at a blood drive. we have cookies... get happy. get geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. read it and think. hello, everybody. i'm eric bowling along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, dana puerto rican. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. >> whoa, are you ready for your bloop to hit the roof? remember when attorney general eric holder was called to testify in front of congress and the american people about snooping on journalists? we got a lot of this. >> i don't know. i don't know what has happened in this matter. i don't know. i don't know. i assume he was, but i don't know. that i don't know. i don't know why that didn't happen. i don't know. that i'm not sure. we probably have to get back to you with an answer on that. i just don't know. i don't know whether or not what funds were being used or whether

that letter would apply to that effort. i just don't know. >> yeah. i don't know. i -- i simply don't know. >> in between some 62 i don't knows, mr. holder said this about his role in sub approximate. oeaning journalists. >> that is not something that i've ever been involved in or heard of or would think would be a wise policy. in fact, my view is quite the opposite. >> once more, the important part? >> that is not something that i've ever been involved in or heard of or would think would be a wise policy. >> not something i've been involved in or heard of. really? so how do you explain your signature on the subpolice subpf fox's phone records. you sir, signed the document. therefore, you, sir, must have been involved with it.

you, sir, most certainly must have heard of it. kimberly, the man raised his right hand. if we find him in a lie, what w- what happens? >> jail, i wish. i hope. he should be held in contempt. this is a crime as far as i'm concerned, and this is a man that is the head of the justice department? wow. were they short on resumés? i mean, this person is proven himself to be completely unsuitd for this job. i don't think he has any credibility left. when his lips are moving, it seems to me he's lying. that's the problem. you like him. >> no, you're wrong. while he was swearing, he had his fingers crossed. >> oh, okay. i forgot. the exception. >> you know the rule in court if your fingers are crossed, it's null and void. you know what his argument's going to be? you can't know everything. you can't know everything because the government is so big and so vast that he's only one man. well, what is that telling you when the solution would be? a smaller, more limited government, and to me, it is just awesome that the champs of big government are the best

argument against big government. watch that. watch him talk. that's a lesson for everybody. >> dana, are you buying it that eric holder testified under oath that he had never heard of subpoenaing journalistses? >> i find it bizarre. the attorney general is a very busy person, whoever has the job. they have a lot to do, a lot of papers to sign. this wasn't like correspondence, okay. this was a search warrant for a reporter. i believe, i would hope, that this is unprecedented, that it would be something that would stick out in your mind versus routine. >> or as you're getting up to go and do a hearing, this has been in the news for a several days. the press secretary had to deal with it, the president of the united states has dealt with it. then you go and testify and you say you didn't have anything to do with it. he's on the hook. remember somebody had to bring the paper to him. you've got the assistant attorney general who asked for the dom. you have attorney general staff

who prepared the document for him to sign and give it to him, and then they don't even remind him that he signed the document so he could spy on a reporter. it does beg the question. >> heavy lifting, bob. is there any defense of eric holder? >> you're up for it. first of all, contempt of congress is a federal violation. i don't think that there is a penalty if, in fact, that's the case which obviously it seems like it is. look. i look at it much more from a political standpoint. he's become a liability. the huffington post is against him. i talked to a lot of people on the left, the whole left,that are feeling very uncomfortable with it. eric holder tried to get out of that job about six months before the election and obama and valerie jarrett talked him into staying. he should have stuck with his instincts. this is one of those things in washington where it begins to cut and it bleeds. i think he's probably going to find himself out of work. >> can we get this in here very

quickly? we'll still talk about this. here's the problem with government. when something goes wrong, they investigate, but let's just listen to how they want to do it this time. >> i'm troubled by the possibility that leak investigations may chill the investigative journalism that holds government accountable. i've raised these issues with the attorney general who shares my concern, so he's agreed to review existing department of justice guidelines governorring investigations that involve reporters. i've directed the attorney general to report back to me by july 12th. >> kimberly, eric holder investigates eric holder. >> yeah. i mean, this is just incredibly inappropriate. i mean, how can you say there's going to be an unbiased investigation here? he's going to do we're doing an investigation and we did nothing wrong or he's going to say i don't know or he's going to recuse himself. he's really good at recusing himself. now what he needs to do is remove himself. that's the right thing, the

prudent thing to do at this point. >> i think we also need to know what is the standard now? what is the standard at the justice department? do we have a first amendment that we utilize to protect journalists or do we not? also, so president oba, if i were a reporter, this is what i would ask the press secretary. president obama says he talked to eric holder and he told holder i want you to review this, and so in that conversation, did eric holder remember that he had signed the search warrant or did he say i don't know, sir, i've got to check into this? in the meantime nbc news uncovers that, in fact, eric holder actually signed the document. what did the attorney general tell the president, and was it truthful? that's what i'd ask. >> well, that's a good question, dana. >> thank you. >> holder investigating holder, i feel bad t for him. he probably doesn't know where to start, there's so much. essentially it's like having a kid grade his own paper. >> i hated that. >> yeah. i'm sure you did. it's not about -- here's my feeling. >> a. >> a minus. >> you want to be modest and

you're self critical. i hated it. >> i want to go back to what bob said about there being a cut and it's bleeding. in a climate of intolerance, it really doesn't matter if holder goes ornlt because it's like a salamander. you cut the tail off, it just grows another one. you get rid of holder, another one takes its place. basically all this is, again, it's a lesson for america to see what happens when government gets larger and larger and becomes insatiable about power. the best remedy for big government is sunlight. people are watching what happens. >> the thing i find remarkable about this, i know eric holder. i have always admired him i in many ways. >> still? >> huh? >> still? >> it raises questions. could you leave me alone? >> i can't. >> i've had a rough week. i find it amazing. he's not a stupid man. i mean, to go up there and say that, and that's not something to be taken lightly, signing that subpoena.

i could say you could call for an independent prosecutor or a special -- they don't have a special prosecutor. they have an independent prosecutor. you've got eric holder appointing it. >> did he just sign the documents? did the assistant attorney general and say hey, boss, can you sign these for me? sign right here. >> when it's fox news, you know, it surely raises a flag that you would remember that. >> they don't think of james rows ands a reporter. >> get this, new details in new york indicate that obama's department of justice, eric holder, fought to keep the warrant to search the private e-mails of james rosen a secret. why? because the government wanted to -- wanted the option of continually searching rosen's e-mail. >> awful. >> it's almost -- it's scary how far they were willing to go. >> is every reporter in washington under the same guidelines? >> what about ed henry. >> if this report is correct, the department of justice fought for the subpoena that eric holder signed that he went to the hill on may 15th and said

he had no idea about. >> and that he didn't tell the president about. >> let me tell you something. when he sees fox news, he remembers. wheremember when you scared him? you ran up to him at the white house dinner. he remembers who you were. i don't buy any of this. >> i know exactly what happened. remember when you wanted to get a permission slip and your parents were mad at you and you put it in front of them with other stuff and they signed it. the b you got in biology. >> again, it will be lower level aides that were abusing the power. >> the problem is it's his responsibility. he is the attorney general. he is the highest form of justice for the country. that's the problem with it. he's responsible. no one to hold 'em, no one to fold 'em. bye. >> rosen, does he have a case against the government? not in a fox news capacity, not competenting ocommenting on tha. but as a citizen of the united states, would he have a case against the justice department? >> he could try to bring a case.

it would be incredibly difficult. >> it would be new case law. >> i think it would establish a new precedent. >> can i ask dana something? do you remember when senator obama was calling for gonzalez to step down. >> oh, yeah. they all did. it was a routine thing. you wake up in the morning to 4 a.m. e-mails. >> was anything they were calling for as egredges as the department of justice has done here. >> in their minds, the firing of political appointees, they cared so much about republican appointes, they called for gonzalez to be fired over that. no, i don't think so. every day they would ask to fire everybody. >> the attorney general is virtually in every administration are under attack. i mean, i don't care, democratic or republican. they generally don't last this long. >> think of janet reno. she was under attack. >> go on down a little bit. think of every current or every modern attorney general. i can't think of one that came out of it unscathed. >> that's the point. is it because government is so

corrupt? >> this much? >> it's a deflection. >> fast and furious? >> they have the most ideological component of your government as the attorney general. that way you get all the people after him. it takes the heat off identifier. that's what ed meese was. that's what holder is now. >> he's enjoyed absolute pour with no check on him. with something is exposed by fox news because the rest give him a pass, it's like i don't remember. i don't remember. >> i think the white house needs to answer about something natural disaster to this. this is -- about something naturainregards to this. that's the game. if the reporter wins, as the press secretary you say okay, now i've got to deal with that. is every reporter in washington under the same restrictions or co-conspirators of the government? >> i think this is the best thing that happened to fox news in a way. reporters tend to rally around each other. remember when fox was left out of something. >> i forget what it was. >> it was the pool. >> the rest of the press pool

rallied around. i think maybe the press will take a hard look and say first of all, he made news. i mean, it's a good, solid bit of investigation. >> again, again, that little ring around the presidency, if eric didn't know, how in the woald could president obama know? we've got to leave it there. holder will also oversee the investigation of the targeting of conservatives by the irs. that should be fair and balanced, don't you think? dana has new updates on that scandal. it's coming up next. >> good song, by the way. ♪ [ male announcer ] citibank's app for ipad

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the irs and they might be afraid to audit people. finally some good is coming out of all of this. >> comic relief from jay leno. one possible bright side from the irs scandal. lawmakers spent this week trying to get to the bottom of the targeting of conservative groups but they were met with denials of silence from the top brass. lois lerner, the head of the division that oversaw the profiling, pled the fifth and a day later was placed on administrative leave. she will continue to get paid, and that's not sitting well with a lot of folks including "washington post" editorial board member chuck lane. >> administrative leave with pay, that's my dream job. you can sit around and still get paid for doing nothing. i don't think that's going to fly, obviously, with the hill. you can't forget this is a bi-partisan problem on the hill. there are a lot of democrats upset about it, too. she is, i think, going to have to be sacrificed at some point. >> okay. strong words from him. bob, i wondered if you're hearing something similar from

democratic circles that they think when they go home for congressional recess this week for memorial day weekend and then next week that they're going to get an earful from con ticconstituents. >> i have and they will and they're upset about it. there's been some quiet conversations. you noticed when nancy employees came out, that was a good sign that there's been conversations from hoyer about getting it done before we go on recess. if you're going to drop somebody, drop them. democrats are running scared and rightfully so. they're in a tough position in the internet, and in the house, they're not gaining much ground. >> the irs today, eric, because of the sequester, they had to have furloughs. the irs offices were closed today. you couldn't get any business done there which actually, i think, was probably a good thing for america in the long run but not good for those employees who don't get paid. she does something wrong, goes on administrative leave, and continues to get paid. that doesn't sit well with a lot of people. >> the reason for it is she may

or may not be a member of the national treasury employees union. she's essentially under contract. you scan dshe can do that, go on leave, and say i'm going to keep my job. >> if you've ever been audited by the irs, they're tough. they're mean. they're cold. for them to plead the fifth now, they have a lot of explaining to do. they've got to come back and explain to the american people why they did what they did, how they're going to fix it, and frankly, for what was stephen miller who said we had some bad customer service. no, you didn't. you lied. you targeted. you cheated. you may have broken the law. >> this past week when they testified, they were so petulant. they acted as if they were put out to be there. >> aren't they getting paid by the taxpayers? now you won't answer our questions, but you tr ge target people, discriminate against americans based on their political ideology. why don't you get a job in north korea or china? you're better suited there.

>> the groups targeted are pulling together and filing lawsuits against the irs. do you think they have a case? >> i think they should have a case. this precedent should be established to make sure this does not happen again. you have to have a system of checks and balances so when there's an abuse of government and federal short like this, there's somebody who hold them in check. >> how do they get to the bottom of it if the irs can't audit or investigate itself, the attorney general is under fire for the first block we talked about. how can the administration deal with this, greg? is it just the fox guarding the hen house? >> you know what happens? have you ever been on a farm? >> can i go back to what you started the segment with? >> cummings said he's worried about the audits. here you have a representative of the people not concerned about the people but concerned about the enforcement arm. the people who collect the money. but there is an epiphany within this whole mess.

i keep talking about how what the government needs is punishment. it needs to be grounded. the irs gave us the answer. the more that you agitate, the more that you agitate, the tea party agitates, the less likely they can target you because of what went on. if they do target you through an audit or any kind of harassment, then they're exposed as they are just exposed now. in a sense, the irs has helped to bring down big government. you should go to ace hardware after this show. you should buy a sign. you should paint audit this, and put it on your front lawn because they can't audit you any more. this is an amazing achievement. >> who cares about the small potatoes woman? this is more about big government and the fact that they are caught off guard. >> i talked to a democratic house member who said here's what worries me. he said in order to balance it out, the irs is now going to investigate a lot of liberals, so bob, you better be sure your ducks are in order. you know, it's -- i don't know how you get out of it.

i really don't. >> the problem, too, is we've seen and peggy noonan writes this in her column based on a huckabee show interview. it's not the irs targeting you. all of a sudden atf is after you and the epa and the tsa and others. >> i can't answer your question how you stop this. one way to do i this. the penalty of percentag perjurn congress unde oath, 5 years in prison. how about start doing it? how about some perp walks. >> i like greg's idea of punishment. i've just got the suit for the job. >> lois lerner is small potatoes. you've got to pressure her and flip her, and see where that leads. it's going to lead to the leader of the free world which is valerie jarrett. >> she took the fifth. she's not playing. eric had a great line he didn't use. he called her a slow lerner. very good. coming up, can you believe it? it looks like actor morgan freeman fell asleep during a live tv interview with fox news

while promoting his new film. he claims otherwise. we'll show you the tape, and then you can decide. >> that's awesome. > ♪

>> it's now been four nights that sweden's capital has been subjected to riots by hundreds of dissatisfied youths. the rioting followed the killing of a man wielding a machete, and it's taking place among immigrant suburbs. if you read the article, the riots are blamed on anger, racism, and an increasingly divided society, the haves versus the have knots, a refrain early from our president. the anger is linked to the recent arrival of asylum seekers. for all countries who have had

immigration with no rioting, this unrest arises from an internal cancer, an erosion of a country's exceptionalism called patriotism which once encouraged a sense of belonging among immigrants. once you no longer believe you're great, then neither do they, and humans smell weakness like sharks sense blood. this is the new stock home syndrome, not simply embracing your captors but sacrificing your world with nothing but rage to replace it. see the brutal terror killing in england. now to assimilate is a sign of weakness. for some, a separate identity takes precedence over unity, the melting pot has become an angry buffet. side by side we eye each other and wonder why he has more than me. this thinking flows from the top. this is not a good place to be. it's where we are headed or worse beheaded. bob, you made a point last night that stuck with me. when people move from places that aren't very good, they should seem happy or at least

welcome the challenge that comes with moving to a better place, a place where there's more opportunity. what we're seeing now is a different kind. >> well, you know, the interesting thing about this, the influx of people from other countries is they tend to stay together in communities. >> right. >> they're own resentment sort of builds. what this is going to have, i think, you watch in the next four or five years in europe, particularly, the assent of anti-immigration groups that have gotten stronger and stronger politically. they've had them in injur germad sweden and elected people to some of the parliaments. in our own country, the question i raise is what does this do to immigration? the only thing obama has left is an immigration bill. he was hanging on that because republicans needed it. i'm not so sure now. maybe it survives, but is it -- look. you make a decision to let people come into your country. it used to be that it made it stronger. now it makes it weaker. >> yeah.

k.g., you immigrated from venus. >> oh, yes. and you're from mars. >> california, actually. >> from san francisco. does this kind of frighten you. >> i like venus. >> to see this spreading. >> they're reaping what they've sown. this is not unique to sweden. you're seeing it in uk and in france. the quest and thirste thirst for multi-culculturallism. you don't see angela merkel seeing th this kind of problem. this is the problem. you're seeing it across in countries that are having these liberal policies, and you really need to be more certain about who you're letting in, especially when it comes to extended families. there's loopholes for people who want to do harm to be able to get in. look what happened to us. >> let's cut to the chase. it's not about liberal policies, it's about muslims. >> whose policy is that? >> that's what we're really talking about here. who were the rioters in the last

few nights? it was mostly young muslims. innd lo, the same thing. this is a part and parcel of a bigger picture having to do with the question of the muslim religion versus -- >> i agree with that, but who is deciding that this is a good policy? who is making it loose and then you're allowing people to come in that want to do a country harm? >> i think -- i don't know, eric. i think it's because we believe that asimulation is rude to an incoming culture, right? >> or there's asimilation and there's radicalization. there's environments or groups or countries or governments that want to be more diverse and have more open borders. they look for the assimilation. the radicals look for those same groups, countries, governments, and say here's a good opportunity. we have an opportunity to go in where they have open borders like this and radicalize a certain percentage of the population. they've achieved their goal. so bob, to your answer, yes, i

think it is the more liberal countries and governments that allow more people in, and the radical islamists say that's where we need to target. >> water takes the path of least resistance. why wouldn't you go to a country that has a liberal immigration policy than trying to get into a tougher country. >> most of those countries where people have come in, they've been fine fine and added to soc. >> i think there's something different going on here. dana, last word. >> my only word? >> it better be good. >> don't say jasper. >> the swedish are a very generous people. they love their country. they're willing to share it with people. it's not jef just the immigratin policy that's liberal. it's the benefits that come with getting into the country. i think one of the things they have to do is if you commit a crime, then boom, your family, not allowed in because that starts to have an effect. assimilation has to be a two-way street. you can't not let them in the country and then be angry about

it and put people's cars on fire. it used to be they wanted to get a car like yours. now they want your car. something radical has to happen. i don't know if the swedish will do it yet. they'll be forced into a situation of reducing those benefits. >> all right. we've got to take a break. that was more than one word. >> right expwhr. but they're all good words. >> it was worth it. >> i kind of zoned out there. >> golly. >> i'm joking. >> you and morgan free man. >> chris christie comes face-to-face with the cast of jersey shore after years of trading jabs. did snookie and the governor make peace and do some fist-bumping? find out next. sorry, dana. i'm sorry. ♪

♪ >> somebody wake up morgan freeman. >> all right. he welcome back on this memorial day weekend. seven months after superstorm sandy's wrath, there's great news to report. the jersey shore is officially back in business, baby. governor chris christie held a symbolic ribbon-cutting ceremony today in seaside heights to open up the beaches, and guess who he will be taking pictures with next tuesday? president obama will be heading back to check out the recovery efforts, so could another photo op damage a possible chris christie presidential campaign in 2016? the governor was asked earlier. >> the fact of the matter is he he's the president of the united states and wants to see the people of new jersey. i'm the governor. i'll be here to welcome him. >> now for our laundry segment we go to our residents shore expert. >> will that affect chris

christie's run in 2016? another potat photo op next wee? it will probably help him. this guy has it covered. not because he's big, he has it recovered. he wants to be a republican but act like a liberal. he's getting skinnier. he will be skinny by 16'. he could give hillary clinton, if anyone can, a run for her money in 16. >> perino? >> people hardly remember that the boston terror attack happened a month ago. whatever happens next tuesday, people will not remember in november of 2016, guaranteed. >> it's not going to matter now. >> it's a silly question. >> well, sorry. it was written in the prompter. [ laughter ] >> i didn't mean that. >> the remarkable thing to me is if you think about it, it's only seven months ago, how far this has come. how far these communities which were devastated have come. people pitching in. >> i think it's fantastic. >> i think the idea of looking at this thing and saying look where they were just seven months ago and they're back in

business. i think that's great. >> what about that guy on huckabee that said he lost his home. he was on the huckabee show that day. he said when it was rebuilt, he would serve us dinner. i said i would take you to staten island for it. >> i'm hungry, too. >> i think i figured out how chris christie's losing all that weight. >> how? >> hanging around obama is a great way to lose your appetite. >> wow. >> i think it's a non-story. it's a non-story. who cares? he's the president. i don't know why we did that segment. >> i'll say that about your segment, greg. >> it makes everybody look petty. >> i like insult friday. >> insult friday is like the insult dog. >> you want to make it historic? should we spend -- are we couldg something else? >> we've got hard news here. >> go ahead. >> somebody roll the snookie. >> i'm from jersey. >> i know you are. >> i'm talking about her. >> good job with the hurricane. >> thank you very much. i appreciate it.

>> thanks for tweeting at me. i appreciate it. we do our best, all right. pleased to meet you. >> he just doesn't like us. >> i think that is so funny because when she says oh, you know, hopefully you'll get by to see us. >> we'll do our best. >> jersey shore and snookie. >> you dated her in the '90s. >> that's where i remember her from. are you kidding me? that was news worthy? >> that's why i made a joke, bob, and said this is the hard news. get it? >> i mean, i wouldn't call that hard. >> all right. who wants to play? >> okay. so what i was going to say, there's six 5 billion dollars coming from government to help the jersey shore and new york and other parts of connecticut as well. the question is, you know, is that what we do? is that where we're supposed to be? i say yes. of course, i live on the east coast. >> you have a house on the jersey shore. a senator from oklahoma said anything spent on the oklahoma tornadoes should be paid for.

that's a discussion for another day. >> that's about prioritizing and good government which is a good point. if we didn't have to spend all this money on things like solyndra, we would have extra funds. >> tom coburn said there's $200 billion we waste. >> he would know. he does those reports all the time. >> yes, he does. >> that was good. who can i insult before we go to break? >> we don't have time for any more insults, actually. i'm looking for a male nurse for this weekend because i'm very under the weather. please apply, call greg gutfeld. a special programming note. we've got a great show planned for you this memorial day, sunday. it's going to be great. tune in to find out. set your dvrs now, 5 p.m. eastern. up next on the five, it's commencement time. forget all the boring speeches. the five of us have our own advice for college grads. you'll definitely want to stay tuned for all of that ... next. ♪ have a good night. here you go. you, too.

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♪ >> who in the name of god was that song? >> cameo. that's cameo. >> it was awful. >> it's graduation time. college students from the class of 2013 are about to enterd real world. we'd like to take a moment or two to share our own advice for grads. each of us have a tip or two. i'll kick it off. first of all, let me just say this to you. don't buy any of this notion that america is on the skids, we're in big trouble, the rest of it. if you want to listen to that, go to the republican meetings. you'll get it. the country has always come back. don't worry about it. the country has jobs. you'll be fine. there are no good deals in life. you'll find things you stumble on and things look back at the moment. look back six months later and it was either an opportunity or they weren't as big a deal as you thought. >> greg? >> my first one is forget everything you learned in the last four years. it's all poison from ponytail perverts. and don't follow your dreams.

everybody in those stupid commencement speeches tells you to follow your dreams. that's a lie. dreams are way to majestic. they pair lies you. you crea dream instead of doing something. don't dream, go to work. join the military. join a gym. do something but don't dream. the fact is over time you figure out who you are, and all that dreaming does is delay you from figuring it out. >> you sound kind of bitter, like weird or something. >> i think it's impassioned. >> thank you, dana. >> on that note, dana, what's your advice. >> take some type off, do a road trip across america or take a section. i love that drive from the black hills of south dakota to san francisco. i like going south to moab. i like spice canyon. this is good advice because you can get to see america. i learned a rule today from someone on twitter. on a road trip, never eat at a

chain restaurant so you get to know the local people. >> great. >> way to attack the american economy. >> you can get incredibly sick, food poisoning. >> oh, yeah, handwritten notes. don't forget to take your memory pills. >> you should write a handwritten notes. >> they're really important. >> you should write a note to bob evans and say i'm sorry. >> if you trace how i ended up being at the white house, i wrote handwritten notes of to friends of mine. i kept the network going. it means more than an e-mail or facebook. try to keep talking. >> let's go ahead with you. >> filibuster. so for college, i said it's a good idea to travel abroad. maybe you get an opportunity to go study at another university and do a semester there. i think that's nice. i did that actually in law school and studied at trinity college, in dublin, ireland. >> any beer there? >> was there beer there? >> uh-huh. >> uh-huh. >> i bet you were invited to go to a lot of trips abroad. >> and they still keep on coming in. okay. >> what about the rest of your advice. >> the rest of my advice is to take internship opportunities.

one of the internships i took was working at the district attorney's office. that's how i knew that i loved it and wanted to be a prosecutor ind stead of working in private practice. i'm sure glad that i got to do that. i did that. did i work in private practice, too as internship and then i decided eh. then don't drink too much and definitely don't do drugs. that worked for me. >> greg: there goes all the fun. >> bob: worked for me. >> kimberly: use hand sanitizer. >> bob: come to the guy most successful graduate in recent memory who made millions of dollars on the commodities exchange. eric bolling who had notoriously bad record at school. >> eric: no, i didn't. i was a good student. okay, a couple of in my opinion sound advice. look for any opportunity. take any job you can get and look for opportunity to call easter eggs in gamers. look for a door that's

going to open up. even if it's not what you want. have the guts to take that job. trust your gut. make sure you weigh both opportunities. i do stay where i am or do i go through that door. your gut will always tell you. most important thing my mom told this to me the last words out of her body before she passed, never quit. find your dream, see it, and never quit. >> dana: never trust your gutfeld. >> bob: i like that as well. one more thing. >> kimberly: i thought we were passed that. got to get it out. ♪ ♪

welcome to "red eye." it is like full house if by full house you mean men's room discal. now to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> an irs official refuses to provide information to congress much like how we can refuse to provide information to the irs. oh wait. and subway cars for singles? the shocking story that thankfully is happening somewhere in europe. and anthony wiener making it uh official that he is running for mayor of new york. a pun free discussion ahead. good luck. >> i think we will be okay. >> remember you ha