the tatoos. have you seen this guy? >> i'm bill o'reilly. remember the spin stops right here. we are definitely welcome to "red eye." it is like "the young and the restless" if by young you mean the old and the restless, heavily medicated. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg. coming up on the big show, karma police arrest his pot and he is making me feel ill. a little radiohead for you. and why does adam levine hate america? we will look at the phony outraged theater. and in a world that lost all hope, can one panel find the answer to whether movie trailers have become too long? that's coming later in the show. >> i see what you did there. >> i'm not sure i do. >> nobody at home did.

i saw what you did there. >> it was one of those things the technical terms was didn't work. >> in a world where andy tries to make a joke, this one failed. >> miserably. >> exactly. >> it was a flop. >> it was. like your face. let's welcome our guest. she is cuter than a group of kittens eating a baby unicorn and then building an easy bake oven out of its bones. i am here with author, columnist and fox news contributor jedediah bila. isn't she delightful? yes, greg she is. thanks, america. and he is so sharp he can stab your face with his eyeballs. it is communication specialist greg baron grow a beard, how ironic. and my disgusting sidekick, bill schulz. i almost said something i didn't mean. if comedic timing were a cab i would fall asleep inside him late at night if i was drunk. next to me, the great comedian, sherrod small. >> your mother.

>> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, it is mike. i killed that other guy. you're next. have a great show. >> that's interesting. we will be leaving out the backdoor tonight. stupid of me to say that because he can hear it. i won't be leaving out the backdoor, but i will. okay. it was a tempest over a tea pot. in news about things that look like things, a jc penney billboard in southern california recently advertised a $40 tea kettle. but that wasn't the real story. it bore a striking resemblance about a certain nazi leader. the image quickly spread on-line and the hitler pot sold out at the jc penney website and it is now no longer available. i don't see the -- oh yes i do. the company cut the cord on the billboard. and while jc penney has not commented on the furor over

the furror, they assured them the resemblance was definitely unintentional. they would say that, wouldn't they? more importantly, does the hitler pot get water hot? you be the judge. >> who knew that parrots orca their res or whatever -- or canaries or whatever they are were nazis. how would nobody at jc penney notice the resemblance before they started selling this horrible, evil pot? >> it is hard to see. you ain't gonna look at a pot and say i am looking at hitler. but somebody was driving by the sign and saw it and probably smoked something and said is that hitler saluting me right there?

i think that's hitler. 205. >> without the pot you can't see the pot 1234. >> without the pot you can't see the pot. it is like a hitler lego man. >> that's true. when they look at it it is like how did they miss this? and then millions of tea pots are made a year. odds are one will look like hitler. >> do you really think so? >> if they keep making something over and over it is li there has to be a baby -- >> that looks like hitler? >> yes, but nobody can say anything, right? >> this reminds1@r me of like te potato chip people say looks like jesus christ or the moldy bough bough fan gnaw that looks like elvis. i don't get it. i don't see hitler. i mean, yes, the billboard, but the tea pot doesn't look like hitler. it looks like a tea pot. >> it could look like some of the monkeys if it was an almond. >> i see something in your beard. a little scrambled egg i think. >> it is. >> it looks like jack jack

lemmon in your beard. jedediah, you bought seven of the tea pots, jedediah, which is weird. i mean disgusting, disgusting, disgusting. >> i don't see hitler at all, but i do see a cool tea pot. i would have never thought that -- i know, all right. i want to meet these peopleqç who were driving and actually sitting there and saying and looked up and saw hitler. i think it is a reflection of who you are, right? i can look at something. i can look at your shirt or a cryptic message and see something in it that is more of a reflection of me than of what is there. what does that say about these people? what does it say about them? >> have i to disagree with you. i think it was a guy that noticed it and tweeted it. the reason it became so phenomenal is everybody saw it. it is one of those things that nobody sees and then when somebody points it out -- the person who saw this is probably a genius. he saw it first. >> he is an abstract genius.

>> what do you see in greg's sweater? >> i see amanda bynes. she wore it last week. >> i see spider-man's gay brother. >> i was just going say that. i was going to see i see spider-man. my mind is working leak his. that's a -- like his, that's a problem. >> apparently you can buy this tea pot for $200 on ebay which is about $199 more than you have to your name. please say something i don't have to edit out. >> they didn't have to make a lot of these. they knew what they were doing, and they are selling them on-line for far away from the same price to make the same amount of money. it is smart business. you don't see hitler, jedediah be law. she sees mu sawly knee. >> it is an interesting story that comes along once every couple years and that's why we

cover it. by the way, i condemn hitler tea pots. i just want you to know that. >> as you should. >> don't judge the hitler tea pot for what the human hitler did. >> from adolf to adam -- >> it wasn't me. >> did a hot mic reveal his spite? adam levine says he hates this country, and we must take him at his word. the maroon 5 front man and co-host of "the voice" was disappointed with the results of the top six voting when he uttered the utter wrens. let's listen, fans of listening. >> only one more artist can join the others for our top six live show. >> i hate this country. >> that was great. >> the comment sparked anger

as usual on-line and on some certain tv shows. levine later released a statement saying i stand by what i said -- no, he said i obviously love my country and my comments were made out of frustration. last night's elimination was confusing and downright emotional for me. tuesday night they tweeted definitions of words like joke, lighthearted and misunderstand. probably a response to the controversy, i guess. i wouldn't know. i can't read. meanwhile, let's check in on russia's version of "the voice." >> he deserved it. >> actually that was played backwards and the cat is

hugging him the entire time. >> chris? baron? is this much a do about something or little about nothing? >> honestly it is crap. it is almost as bad as feaux left wing anger is feaux right wing anger. it makes us look bad. the fact that there is anybody out claiming that adam levine was actually talking about i hate america. it makes us all look so stupid. >> it is embarrassing, absolutely embarrassing when somebody says what he was saying that he truly hates america. >> he must apologize. >> it makes me want to throw up. you say i hate america all the time, but only when you are looking for bill schulz. >> i do and there is reasonable cause for that. the only thing that offended me was the uh -- was the apology. i don't understand what he is

apologizing for. when i watched the video i played it a few times because i was waiting to see what i am supposed to be angry about and i still can't find it. it was an off the cuff comment. it was sarcastic. who cares? >> this is when you walk down the street and your favorite bar was replaced by friday's. you say i hate america. >> exactly. >> it is a thing that happens when you go, oh, it is not about the country, but that it happens in the country. >> adam levine was not saying he hates america. he hates americans who vote for the show. guess what. they hate themselves. they are voting for a dumb show they are not even at. a lot of hate in that room. >> he didn't say -- he said i hate this country. was he talking about people who vote for country music, bill? >> he might have been and that makes me angry. and greg, it doesn't make me angry and one out of five people disagree in american. i think most americans agreed

with me. the worst part is not only was he joking, but it was funny. unfortunately adam levine made me laugh. i would rather defend hitler tea pot than adam levine and i am forced to do it. >> but the thing is what is over looked, it is not the thing he said he hates the country, but the thing he claps. what is this? that just makes me hate you, adam levine. >> get with the music business. >> is that how you break up cocaine. >> so we have been told. >> and it is really good cocaine that's why we don't know about it. >> you know what else -- okay. trying to think of other instances where you say i hate this country. when they remake a foreign film and change the ending so it is a happy ending, that's when you say i hate this country. >> when a train don't show up on the subway. >> and this was "the voice." there was no political context to it. it was not like a cross fire or anything. he was on "the voice."

>> it is also interesting that people that say, i don't care what celebrities think, then they blowup on everything they say. every word, it is ridiculous. >> and they sit around waiting for it. what can i be outraged on? >> they are waiting and excited and covered in kris scow. c ri sco. >> he still owes an apology to the troops. >> from singing to sagging. it is another war on exposed underwear. a beach town in new jersey, is there any other kind, is considering a ban on sag gee pants. saggy pants. >> black people. >> i will get to that. they have proposed that the waist bands of pants, shorts and skirts be no lower than three inches below the waist. >> hip hoppers. >> with the mayor saying i am sick of hearing people complain about the disrespectful individuals who walk around with their butts

hanging out. >> black people. >> other proposed rules require shirts after 8:00 p.m. that's an attack on you, chris. shoes that adequately cover -- protect feet from sprinters and nails on the boardwalk and a ban on ugly children. >> attack on me. >> well ugly children make all of us throw up. i believe we have tape of teens hanging out on the boardwalk. something tells me our assistant producer spent a lot of time on a website that only had birds on it. you know what i mean? he didn't bother to find another animal. now we have two parrots or parrakeets in a row. we know that is not good. not good. find out about it tomorrow. >> will we have a post mortum on the show. >> we will be out there talking about the unusual

amount of bid bid -- bird videos. funny i never thought i would be saying this. sherrod, i don't know why i am going to you first. it could be because you are black. should saggy pants be banned they beach? >> if you can't let something sag at the beach, where can you let it sag? these young kids though with their butts all out, it is like, ya, i can't take it. i don't like it. i don't like the look. >> it depends on whose butt is hanging out. you are becoming a fuddy-duddy. >> if it is niki minaj, then i am down for it. >> you can't discriminate. >> that's a girl. >> never mind. >> i am for banning that then. >> shirts off at night. >> it is basically we are tired of young people who might hit us, right? >> and it is making the beach super uncomfortable now. that's a place where if i eat to too much and i want to wear my thanksgiving jumbo pants, that's where i want to do it. i want to wear my swimsuit and

not put a shirt over it, the beach is where to do it. no for the beach police. >> i might be the only person who disagrees. chris, i believe that this fashion has gone on too long. the baggy, sag gee thing. enough is enough. come up with something new. >> i thought with the skinny jeans it would end the sag. >> skinny jeans are worse, i'm sorry. skinny jeans are worse. >> they sag them and they are tight. >> it is just wrong. it is like jean shorts. >> fat male hipsters in gin knee jeans is hilarious. it is like an eardropper. >> five pound sausage in a three pound case. >> speaking of bill, new jersey passed a law outlawing you from the state. we thought that was pretty good. >> that's uncalled for. i don't believe that. i am for anyone being able to do whatever they want as long as they are not hurting anyone else. but you are hurting other people's eyes if that counts.

you are allowed to continue to do it. but everyone else from the jersey shore is playing a new game that i came up with called busket ball. that's if you have a small rubber ball or an olive from your cocktail. you are supposed to aim it at the crack. three points if you do and two if it falls in the jeans. >> that's a game with no victims. >> you win an old stuffed animal if you do it. a dusty one. >> we have come to a few solutions that make no sense. we do know we have too many birds on this show. coming up, how can we fix america? sherrod small discusses his new book, not if i can help it because i hate white people. >> it is a three-book series. >> what's wrong with amanda bynes? how much time do you have? seriously, i need my feet rubbed. ♪ ♪

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can? some puerto ricans in new york are appalled, i repeat appalled over coors light bearing the pew puerto rican flag. it is there below the gh. the beer company unleashed the commemorative can to promote sponsorship of the june 9th puerto rican day parade. but for some it is a silver bullet to the heart. >> that's pretty good. >> really? >> it made me chuckle. >> that's because i was tickling you. to one organizer it is an insult to puerto ricans to have our flag plastered on a beer can.

several politicians have complained of the quote commercialization and misrepresentation of our culture. on thursday the protesters staged a rally outside the court distribution center in the bronx. animal rights activists are outraged over the new beer, coors kitten. >> you have to swallow it whole. boy is it adorable? isn't it adorable? knock it off. they are not centi yen beings. are they right that it is sac-relig? there is being proud of it and sponsoring the parade. >> oh puerto ricans. first of all, the council for the parade are the ones who

accept it and put it on a can. it is not the flag. it is the art work. it is the apple with the colors. it is not the puerto rican flag. if the guys are getting mad and the council makes the wrong decision, get on the council and change things. otherwise keep it in your own community. >> and by the way, there will be people in this parade who are walking around with a puerto rican flag with all types of clothing including the seat of their pants. is that not an insult? >> it is the puerto rican pants. >> us white people have a name, sherrod. it is adolf coors. >> i think if it was a puerto rican company we wouldn't even hear this story. >> really? >> i'm sure of it. even if it was beer. there may be a puerto rican beer out there right now. check corona. >> but cooer is sponsoring the -- they are doing

something positive. putting the flag on there, why some negative? >> why the jump to assume it is a negative stereo type? is is it assuming all puerto ricans are drunk? i would never conclude that. >> that's the people who are angry are propogating. they are saying that they thought of that, but coors didn't. >> i didn't think about that. >> this is back to jedediah and she said this is more about the people who are offended and it is playing on these stereo types. i certainly didn't think oh well -- -- >> there are shamrocks on everything on st. paddy's day. >> but of course i am irish and those stair row types -- >> every time chris talks about the hitler tea pots the arm bands on the hockey jersey trouble me. >> isn't the bigger issue here about parades in general? it doesn't matter who is in the parade, but the fact that

the parade ruins our lives. we can't get across town. >> white people heliport out of the city. >> remember in the early 90s when howard stern said he would run for governor which everyone took seriously. his main platform was he was going to abolish all parades. you can't of one. you get rid of them all, and that includes you macy's thank giving day parade. you go first. you have to get rid of them all. it is a blight on this city. i would like to see the statistics to see if it helps the city. >> they say every time somebody gets together in an old country they have to close the street and get sausages out and block the traffic. it is like, every time? >> getting the sausages out in some neighborhoods means something totally different. >> i am asking for a friend.

>> silly, silly people. >> the puerto rican day parade though i love it. it is the most booty you will see in your life. >> and great food. >> just make sure you are only seeing it, sherrod. >> i don't forcibly touch. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at red eye at fox news.com. if you have a video of your animal doing something fun and maybe a kitten in a cup? no birds, please. go to fox news.com/red eye. click on submit a video and we might use it. the half time report from tv's andy levy. he is our kitten in a cup. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by garbage can. the resepta cals that are used to collect trash by a waste disposal service. thanks, garbage can.

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let's see if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. how are you? >> good. how are you? >> good. thanks for asking. >> fun show. >> it has been a delight. america will come to love this show. >> i hope so. i hope we don't have anything to apologize for. >> the entire show. >> hitler tea pot. sherrod, you said this was somebody stoned driving by the billboard saying it is hitler saluting me. so it is the pot calling the kettle hitler. >> there you go. >> bravo. >> that's all i got. >> we can go to commercial now. >> jedediah, you don't see hitler when you look at the

tea pot? >> i don't. i don't see it. >> are you maybe trying a little hard to convince us you don't see it. >> i just don't get it. now that you have said it like everyone said it 75 times if i look at the positioning, maybe, but, no. that would be the last thing that would have come to my mind. >> this is a racist saying like i don't see color. >> i really didn't see it. >> during the break she said she saw ho chi minh in our coffee. >> by the way, that dress came with a hood. not having that on our show. can't do that. i condemn you. >> ultimately this is good for jc penney. >> this is brilliant. are you kidding me? when was the last time anybody bought crap at jc penney? >> i love it. >> it is great. >> their sales are way down. their sales are way down from last year. >> maybe they will get better. i am mr. positive. i love jc penney.

>> if i am getting paid i love jc penney. >> i am just saying. >> we need somebody in hitler's demographic though. >> you said penny knew exactly what they were doing. and the company tweeted that the resemblance wasn't intentional. what they tweeted people kept changing. one said certainly not intentional. we would have gone with something cute like a puppy dog. another said the same thing with with -- but with kitty cat. another said snowman, bunny, panda. they can't even keep their lies straight. >> it is terrible. by the way. >> jamaicans want to laugh. >> give me five. >> all i can do is the white boy dance. >> what is this?

bill, what is this? >> you're right. >> potler is now going for $250 on ebay. adam levine hates america. jedediah, you said you don't understand what levine was apologizing for and you can't see what you are supposed to be angry about. maybe the question is why do you hate america? >> clearly i am the one at fault here. my fake outrage button is not working. >> i think you owe an apology to every american who served this great country and even those who haven't, but are still patriotic. >> especially those. >> what are you doing, sherrod? >> nothing. >> i told you not to touch me there. >> i am a professional television personality. >> yes, you are. chris, you said fellow right

wing outrage is like feax left wing outrage. i argue with the feax. >> there is more of it. >> andy, here is the thing. it started before the feax right wing outrage. so they are -- it is like a bell curve. it takes time to catch up. i say it is four or five years. >> i think it is caught up. >> we will get there. we always do. >> we have to get rid of the feau. let's have outrage. it is i am told quite lucrative to be outraged all the time. >> then i am outraged. >> you can contact me. >> i second that. >> they want to ban sag gee pants. saggy pants. sherrod, i did some digging this is the 997th show you have been on we did a story on

saggy pants. >> saggy pants? 997 shows i was talking about saggy pants? that has to be a record. >> no profiling going on. >> you said this is about black people. uh -- apparently in this case it is about skateboarders, aka, annoying white kids. >> i was making a joke. it is about the young kids. the young kids wear their clothes. if i was a young kid and people got mad, i would still do it and do it more. you are old, leave me alone. they will grow up and look back and say i was a fool when i was 16. >> the problem is you see this in every city, but a lot of people at 25 and 30 are still -- they haven't grown out of that. how have you have a job? >> how can you have a girl? women have sex with these boys and so stop banging dudes with their pants down and then it is over. >> that's true. that's the solution. >> but we feel sorry for them. it is pity.

>> i am 39 years old and wearing a hockey jersey on tv so i am not qualified to add anything to this discussion. >> jedediah, you said no to the beach police. this isn't really about the beach. it is about the town's boardwalk that has shops and restaurants. they are not talking right on the beach. >> it is still beach attire. i feel like it is a little too policeman telling you what to wear. i went to catholic schools and maybe that's why i am biased about the dress code thing. when i hear people telling me what i can and can't wear it bugs me. >> part of it involves mandating the wearing of shoes, but it is because they don't want people to sue if they get a nail in their foot. >> that's a safety reason and that's different. although i guess then i could go and walk on my hands and i would have no protection and that would be a safety problem. >> i would -- you would have to wear gloves. >> i would have to? i suppose. >> and a skirt. >> you know what lives in wild wood, new jersey? >> who? >> bernie peroum.

>> what did did he say? >> puerto rican flag on the coors light can. you said it is the art work and the symbol of the puerto rican day parade. >> the apples in for new york and the colors of the flag on it. >> you are right. what they are upset about they don't like having the national colors plat erred on the beer can. >> you re-elect the council in charge of the parade and not do that. >> the national colors are red, white and blue. >> they are on budweiser cans. >> there are 49 other stars so beat it. >> my favorite thing about the puerto rican day parade is watching the white liberals finding a reason they have to be out of new york sti. -- city, well, the relatives -- >> my grandmother died.

>> i have to get to connecticut. >> have i a bachelor party for a friend you will never meet. >> the only guest is you. >> i am done. >> you have to keep the joints and stuff working with the binoculars. >> coming up, what does human flesh really taste like? jedediah bila on her new book, yes, i ate my twin sister. interesting, provocative and disgusting. look, it is college co-e hads, call me. co-eds, call me you can win a trip to the back rub city. i am the mayor of back rub city.

as a former star -- has a former star gone too far? amanda bynes has had an impressive week.

she got arrested for smoking weed and threatened to sue the cops and announced chris brown beat rihanna because she wasn't pretty enough. now she is scuffling with a sports illustrated model. after christie tegan tweeted she found the situation unsettling. she replied, quote, i am far prettier than you and spelled it with a you. not one man that wants me wants you and you are an old, ugly model. compared to me. nicely done. this is a segment we will call call -- this is unrest. sherrod, she allegedly tossed her bong out a window and pots pots -- and cops spotted it and claimed it was a vase. >> i have been in things with the lapd and it was not the

truth. if it was britney a couple years ago, we need this as a society. >> when one moves on another takes its place. although we have lyndsay lohan. >> lyndsay is boring. amanda is where it is at. that's where the crazy is at. >> and oddly enough courtney love tweeted to amanda, pull it together, dude. is that when you know? >> how terrible is that? it is over. it is done. get off twitter and put yourself in an institute. if courtney love is calling you out? >> she is just jealous. >> i didn't even know courtney love is still alive. >> she makes 40 to 50,000 a year. >> she is like yoko. >> they have a daughter. >> but slightly older than yow co. yow co. the police department said they harassed bynes and whose side are you on? >> i wasn't there. she said there was shady

grabbing and i don't know what happened. i worry about her. when we see these public melt downs of these young girls i worry. i am afraid that the last tweet i see from her will be the last one we ever see. what is interesting to me, i would be really sad. what do you mean? i am em pathetic. >> she has a heart. >> yes, unlike some people. what is interesting is these women, these celebrities came together and wanted to help her. they weren't playing. they were stepping back and saying i won't get involved, but not getting cat tee. >> they all wanted therapies of the action here. >> courtney love was doing it because she cares about amanda bynes. courtney love was like, oh my god. i have a chance for some attention. >> let me get bill into this. you are a year behind amanda bynes. not ending particularly well.

>> that could also mean great. that's not particularly well. >> yes, but i give it a year. how do you see this happening? >> it will be fan it is fantastic. the problem is we haa couple of haters and you are going against her because she is pretty yes, sir. >> that's right and i am fat. >> there is a method behind her madness. when you see a law breb bra tee in -- celebrity in new york they are wearing a hat and walking fast. you know it is them. you see a girl coming down the street muttering to herself and a giant blonde wig on. not only do you not stop her, you cross the street. you assume that is somebody you don't want to mess with. she has her privacy with this whole thing. >> i can't believe i am about to say this, but it makes sense. >> people stay away from crazy

mutterers. by the way, i am going seal what you just said, there is a meth to her madness. >> you will have to add another twitter word, allegedly. are coming attractions unwanted distractions? movie theaters are pressing the film industry for shorter trailers. they want them to be 30 seconds shorter and that is not sitting well with the studio executives. blah, blah, blahment blah, blah, blah. trailer, chris, good or bad. >> they are my favorite part. i don't need to see the movie. i know enough to fake it like in a dinner conversation. >> it was amazing. >> walking in with people and they say oh nonsense.

do you believe they put this out? >> i think they will take 30 seconds off and it will add more trailers. >> that's true and more crap. the thing about the trailers is they start with like universal pictures in conjunction with blah, blah, blah and then this. they have these things that keep going. i feel like it is never going to end. >> it is like being on a date with a man. i need like 10 seconds to figure out if i will be happy there or not. i don't need a minute and a half. >> i didn't know where that was going. >> movie theater, i see where you getting at. >> i like the trailers though. that's fun. >> bill lives in a trailer. half a trailer though. there is no roof. >> it is more of a box. >> it has one wheel. >> you are not even allowed in movie theaters. >> movie trailers are the new music video. people go on-line when these guys break.

they are so well done that i agree with what you are saying, but the fact of the matter is everyone has seen them and they don't need to see them again. there is the magesty of the big screen and the popcorn on the bottom. but you just want to get to the main show. >> the previews make the crappy movies look good. >> or make really good movies look crappy. they are short and cut out the stuff and you say what is going on here? i am confused. anyway, i am going to take a break. i am going to take a couple months off. >> we will quit taping. i. >> i will go somewhere, someplace. >> we knew the sweater was a desperate cry. >> i am not even listening anymore. >> more stuff is on the way, joy of hate, autographed copy, g gutfeld.com. buy this book or i will kill myself with kindness.

in wednesday's "wall street journal" an english instructor wrote a counter po nie t to any speaker who urged a 20 something to do what he or she loves.

they said to hold out for their dream job. writes the boston based language lover, do what you love is an important message, but unwise to build a career on being paid for our passions. then said, ps, bill schulz sucks. a little out of left field, but you can't not argue with those facts. jedediah, you said it takes getting used to any job. >> i like the do what you love philosophy. when i was younger i didn't take the time to think that out. i think you can do what you love and still be practical. like i care about skin care for example. instead of thinking big like i will own my own skin care line. you can think back and practice particularly. i could have become a laser specialist. i didn't do any of these things, mind you. but i recommend it for young people. >> ♪ beauty school dropout ♪ go back to high school >> it is one thing to have a dream, but a lousy dream is worse. that's a lousy -- oh skin

care? what are you talking about? you want to be an acrobat. i want to be an astronaut. >> just remember, i didn't laugh. >> dream job. it is a tau staw ties stick cal cal -- it is a staw ties staw cal probability. >> you should do something that makes you happen. happy. what is the point going through life if are you grinding away and doing something you hate. >> you don't want to -- >> grinding. >> grinding away. you went there now. >> the pizza delivery dude is chasing his passion. the chai -- chinese dude, he is chasing his passion. >> i am glad i am american then. >> patriotism. >> sometimes you just have to get a job. sometimes you can do your passion as a hobby and work it into something, but right now -- >> from the person who tells jokes for a living. >> i can chase my passions

because everybody else ain't. >> bill, you were chasing your dreams for awhile. your dream being heroin. >> it is expensive. it is expensive to follow your dreams. i have been chasing the dream my entire life and akeam got a restraining order. >> we will close things out with our dreamy tv andy levy. he is kind of a jerk actually. to see clips of recent shows go to fox news.com/red eye and ask for tony.

back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. andy, you have a penguin on your head. >> chris, what is up with your jersey and why am i wearing this awful, ridiculous hat? >> one, my jersey is my team

the washington rebels, and secondly you are wearing that beautiful, gorgeous hat because you were silly enough to bet against the penguins and for your islanders in the first round of the nhl playoffs. go pens. >> this is what i get for liking a crapy sports team. this is the price you pay. >> you look great. >> fbn friday in the 11:00 a.m. hour and you look adorable, andy. >> thank you. >> it is supposed to be a punishment. >> sherrod, what is going on? >> you like a [bleep]. united states of hip hop on fuse and then on gma live every wednesday. >> cool. >> what channel is fuse on out here? >> 132 on time warner. don't worry. i be at your house when it comes on. >> sherrod, there is no way you are getting by the door, man. >> i am the doorman. i let myself in. >> good work, too. >> i don't have a doorman.

all right, i guess we are done here. jedediah, schulz, baron, sherrod small, that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. caution. the factor in 2. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> there is only so many people out there that are republicans. admittedly they breathe fast because they are too dumb. >> you know what it is like to go to sleep every night knowing you work for a bunch of psychotic killers you bastards are probably going to end up killing me one day. >> bill: facebook is apologizing for allowing it worldwide. can anybody stop the hatred linked into the irs tea party scandal? we have a factor investigation. >> with regard to the potential prosecution of the press for the disclosure of material, that is not something that i have ever been involved in. >> bill: did attorney general eric holder commit perjury in front of