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>> did something happen? >> yes! i want that back, dana! i know you have welcome to "red eye." it is like empty nest if by empty nest you mean pill bottles. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> our top story, a minor league baseball player suspended after a post about tipping a stripper. the shocking story that just might make you give up the pole. plus, does a new poll show britts want their handguns back? well i know my friend wants his back. he keeps calling me about it. never gonna happen. and does being into bondage make you healthier and less gnaw rot particular? some say yes -- well, it is hard to hear what they are saying, but they are shaking their heads vigorously. >> the struggling makes it
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worth while. >> you are a sick, twisted individual. and i saw lute you. >> thank you. go away. she is so hot people walk across her at tony robins seminars. i am here with michelle field. he is so sharp he is not allowed near balloon animals, mike riggs. and in onterio he is a pipe. my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and if hilarity was a ferry wheel people would ride him while eating candy apples, tom shaw lieu. his latest cd is crawled "trust your heart." >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. greg, wanna join the blood oath? >> maybe later strange disembodied voice. when it comes to strippers, he is a lousy tipper. the tampa bay ray, the cricket squad i believe, has suspended one of their minor league
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players after a nasty facebook post revealed him to be a d-bag. on monday night outfielder josh posted on his account, quote, threw 50 cents at a stripper tonight. first time -- michelle finds that funny. got kicked out and she was so pissed thought she was going to cry. you are a stripper. be thankful, hoe. don't know why you are bringing a gardening tool into this one. indefinitely suspended the 21-year-old bro, delightfully seen here for a conduct detrimental to the organization which i assume includes wearing that shirt. and fantastically this comes after the first round draft pick completed a 50-2k3w5eu78 game suspension for methamphetamine use. speaking of getting into trouble.
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>> oh, i love getting an inside view of andy's apartment. gotta wonder why the kleenex box is always empty though. lonely man that andy levey. he cry usa lot. he watches a lot of romcom. >> while masterbating -- no. >> let's try to keep this clean. this is the a block. >> you realize you are the one who said it. >> i am actually telling myself off. >> is the club overreacting here or are they doing him a favor? >> they are doing him a favor. this guy is obviously a jerk. there may be stuff we don't know. we don't know it was because of this tweet, do we? >> i don't know. >> they said it was a behavior or some other behavior. this gives me an idea.
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he was throwing change at this woman. maybe he didn't have any bills. i think these strippers should get -- you know those swipe things you put in your iphone now? you can take credit anywhere. they can have them all over their body. they come up close and you swipe. >> that's fantastic. >> or leave it at that. >> or maybe magnets so if you do throw money it can stick to them. i don't know. i don't go to those places. i find them demeaning to the women and to the men when i walk into the wrong ones. michelle? >> how does that happen to you every day? >> i keep walking into the wrong ones and i am trapped in there for hours and sometimes i end up in these tiny rooms. >> giving them hundreds of dollars. >> and then crying to myself. >> and then the added hush fee. >> and my wife saying what is that on your shirt? i see it is cheese steak. >> he enjoys that. >> does a stupid facebook post
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warrant an indefinite suspension? >> i think so. it is disgusting what he posted. it is funny that he brags about this. who brags about throwing nickels at a stripper? that doesn't make you a baller. it doesn't even make you a baller on a budget. it makes uh broke [bleep] bag and why are you posting that for everybody to see? >> that's what i love about facebook. it allow dz-bags to -- d-bags to tell everybody what they are so people can avoid them. you are from the state of florida. >> i will tell you this is not about him attending a strip club because it is the strip club capital of the world. more people in florida go to strip clubs than to race games. florida is a part of the south and we don't talk that way to women. this guy is from seattle. as we all know it is full of [bleep] bags. >> way to make 45 viewers mad. >> they will get it at
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midnight. >> when you see somebody is suspended for conduct detrimental to the organization does it make you think how there are things you may need to change in the next week or so before i replace you with a robot? >> i don't do meth, greg. i sell it. it is something to think about if you want to give me a better salary come the next review. can we see the picture one more time if possible? can we throw that up there? there we go. i am not going to elaborate the type of porn scene he is mimicking right there, but have i to ask, was that stripper magic mike he visited? what he is doing there is not the typical hetero thing a guy would do. i have nothing against it, but i thought that was an interesting move to put onbook . >> there is a name for what he is doing right there. >> yes, italian i believe. >> we don't understand what is going on. we are with america on that because we live clean lives
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and don't participate in such -- >> bill showed me before the show. >> yes, he does to a lot of guests. frankly you should see a doctor. >> this is the big impact of social networking sites. it shows you how many jerks there are. it is great, i think, for businesses to suspend somebody once in awhile because this is what is going to happen. if you have a small business anywhere this is what you have to look forward to. if you hire a young person who doesn't know anything about social network, they will do something awful. >> and it is part of the brand. >> exactly. >> why don't they know though? they are supposed to be smart these young people. they know everybody can see their facebook page. this whole thing -- this whole -- how do you spell it? i can see it spelled many ways. >> i thought it was ho. >> he had h-o-e and that is gardening equipment. >> that's his excuse. >> i think it should be w-h-o
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apostrophe e. >> are you focusing on probably the most irrelevant part. >> are you saying a ballplayer with s-l-a-e because he may forget his name is questionable? >> i can see it written over the social network and i want it consistent. >> are you terrible. facebook is essentially -- imagine when you were a kid glowing up -- i -- growing up -- i don't have to. you had a big yellow book called the yellow pages. facebook is the yellow pages growing up and calling you out. you have like 70 million people that are sending you crap and that's how you know there are people like that. if you own a business -- you have to have these special sessions and teachers and idiots and players especially because they will be in the spotlight, but not this guy. sounds like his life will be limited to --
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>> to meth and strip clubs? >> traps. perhaps. although that's a dream of my. of mine. they turn up their nose to reality shows. new york's pbs station, whatever that stands for, thinks everything is shabby outside "downton abbey" mocking the state of television with some fake subway ads. the campaign actually shows made up programs like "knitting wars" with the tag line, the fact you thought this was a real show says a lot about the state of tv. and under that it says support quality programs. that's a thumb in the eye for all of us. other shows are bag, bag, bag boys, clean up on every aisle, life's a pickle. so true. i guess it is about the pickles. and married to a mime. she has plenty to say. not if i can help it. i think they are entertaining says the creative director of the ad agency, we hate america. no he said it is pretty scary when you look out there and
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see what is on television these days. so sorry. we are all watching nova. do they still have nova? >> they do. good show. >> shut up. i am too busy with the season finale of moose road truckers. >> he eats like us. he falls down and pretends it didn't happen. just going back to my moose stuff. i wonder if they are embarrassed when animals fall. >> i hope he didn't see the camera. >> there is another show, when animals fall. >> he will just be bullied on-line, that's the problem. michelle, some reality shows are more highbrow because you learn stuff. you learn more stuff from those. guys that make bird calls than you would on like "sesame street." >> and i feel it helps you unwind. there are so many stupid people in this world and
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reality tv is a great way to deal with them. you get to laugh at them and see all of the stupidity. i enjoy it. i like trashy tv. >> i don't think all reality shows are trashy. you are talking about the "housewives of miami" kind of thing. i do think there are really good shows, mike, that you learn more about. like intervention. >> ya, like you learn how to tell a million people you have hiv or what happens if you snort wasabi. it is pure class war. pbs is the -- the programming is determined by wealthy people who honestly have nothing better to do than stamp their name on things. reality television is a way for people like me to reassure ourselves things don't -- things don't fail like 16 and pregnant or 15 and pregnant or whatever it is called. then i think somebody is worse than me. if pbs takes that away i will
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come after you. >> i want pregnant and 50. that would be fun. some of the shows they made up are more interesting than the shows on pbs. they kind of -- isn't it self-defeating? >> i don't want to pile on pbs. i do love a lot of the shows. nova is great and front line is a great series. >> i haven't seen "front line" in ages. >> i enjoy "american masters." >> these shows -- what was the one? "bayou eskimos." you can see that is fake from 20 paces. if they had bayou eskimos it should be guys from louisiana in the frozen north, not the other way around. these guys can't even get it right. >> that's true. >> i think they prefer to be called snow indian stz politically correct term. >> and the zillionair looks like a great show. how does he make that money selling pickles ? >> i would too. >> great show "how it's
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made." >> i love "how it's made." it is socially three things that have nothing to do with each other. a peppermint stick and a baseball mitt and a giant wheel from a train. i listen because i like the dialect and it is calming. >> can i add something everybody missed and this is why she is the most studious guest we have had. when you brought up bayou eskimos she goes hmm and puts her glasses on and looks at it and examines it. oh, okay, yes, they are indeed in a bayou. it was adorable. i loved it. >> bill, you were a fan of hoarders, but you were able to get on the spinoff show sex with hoarders. >> didn't even have to addition, surprisingly easy. >> you are always hanging around the set of "hoarders." >> hear is the -- here is the thing. you mill about the parking lot and you are on and then you are on. >> the problem with -- there are shows that deal -- reality shows that deal with mental
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illness poorly. "hoarders" is about people with mental illness, but they never say it. there are people living with their own feces. you are either a hoarder or bill shultz. >> wow, shutting everybody down. >> he is kidding by the way. we joke around here. we like to have fun. i have a home. >> no, you don't. from pledge drive to shaving lives, should we avoid killer droids? a u.n expert is calling on a halt of military robots that can kill targets without human assistance. kritoff, making him foreign, says they don't use the kil-bots yet, but they could be available. my concern is we could find ourselves on the other side of a line and it is difficult to go back. supporters say the robots have advantages like they are not subject to revenge and their position could save lives. also some robots don't want to
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be defined by their killing. look at these two assassins after hours. >> ♪ welcome, welcome ♪ days and weeks ♪ tokens to spend we are regular businessmen ♪ ♪ it's you and me and teddy bear ♪ >> that was beautiful. isn't that bill and gianana? >> guiliani? >> i can't even make a good joke. mike, did james cameron predict the future? i am talking about the" titanic" no, but "the terminator"? >> we are doomed. the only thing between us and the terminator is the u.n and they are not good at anything. also, he has a great quote in there talking about mindless killing machines as opposed to mindful killing machines. i think we are splitting hairs here. >> that's true. a mindful killing machine does
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yoga. >> i love the united nation comes out and tries to go against these robots like anybody is listening. it reminds me of that guy on twitter with zero followers and tweets a thousand times a day. he puts stuff into the universe and nobody is listening, but he does it every day. he is a high school counselor or something. >> it is like andy levey. >> basically. >> they tweet 20 times a day. >> now that you mentioned him, he will bother you forever. tom, wouldn't military robots make wore easier if you don't have to put human lives at risk, or make war easier because you don't have to put human lives at risk? >> definitely one of those. the thing is, don't give credit to james cameron. long before james cameron we had robot -- remember robot and dr. smith? it showed you that a robot was not good on its own.
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it was only as good as the humans who guided him. he got into trouble when dr. smith was around -- >> what are you talking about? >> "lost in space." >> essentially they say robots need gay minders. >> no, they don't. he got into trouble with dr. smith. but when he was with will robinson he did good things. >> mr. robinson was never -- well, who is the doctor? >> dr. smith. >> dr. smith was always irresponsible because he was flighty. remember he didn't know what to do. >> he had no companions. gyro boughts like you won't -- robots like you won't wet themselves. this has to be progress. >> i can't emphasize this enough. we joke and we like to have fun with each other. >> "the terminator" and even" lost in space" these are analogies. why when we talk about battle droids we always talk about the terminator? what about something a little more positive and adorable like r2d2, johnny number
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five? how about the fembots from austin powers? we go to afghanistan and they are shooting them and after we are done we have sex with them. >> bill, why does it have to end with having sex with robots. >> you are supposed to have sex with the fembots. they kill and then they kill. >> we will have people who are robotist. and then it will be seen as bigoted if you cannot treat a robot as equal. mark my words. it is by 2083 when i am 160 with six hearts. >> maybe pbs will bother them during the drive. coming up, how long does it take to dissolve a human body in acid? is tom shillou is talking about that. there and a repeal of the gun
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is there a flaw in their law? they want to right a wrong across the pond. britains want their guns back. in an on-line poll or paul -- his name is paul. they asked if they would like to see it introduced in parliament, the ban and 80% favor repealing the happened gun ban over things like term limits for prime ministers and free back rubs for men named greg. firearms have been outlawed, but now the repeal has appealed with someone who goes by calling mum noting why should criminals be allowed 20 possess guns and shoot
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citizens. so true. we asked a typical britt to comment. >> he tricked me. that was a rabbit. sometimes he puts that in there and i think okay. somebody will comment. but then it is a rabbit in a birthday hat and i lose control of everything. tom, gun violence has dropped in britain, but does that mean banning guns is a good idea? >> it didn't drop because of the gun ban, right? i think we have all determined that, haven't we? >> we have through some fictitious organization. >> if we say it doesn't, trust us. it doesn't. >> i think it is a matter of time. it is over with the guns. people were printing at home with their printers. it is all a bunch of nonsense and perhaps they will figure it out. a lot of the european countries will figure out they have a lot of trouble.
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they saw these guys with the hatchets and it will wake some of these people up. >> that's where the pull is probably coming from. do you think gun bans help or hurt? >> in general i don't like gun bans, but we are talking about the britts. they drink their tea hot. also i don't know if you looked at the other poll questions, but one was should we make spiting illegal? and the other was should we make non-custodial parents pay child support? more want to make spiting illegal than noncustodial parents to take control of their children. >> interesting p oi nt. by the way, they are arresting people in england for things they write on facebook and things that they yell in sporting events. michelle, what are your thoughts on this? >> i think it is great that's how they feel. since when has the government been known forgiving stuff back after they have taken it away?
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they are not goin back. it doesn't matter how many people. i don't see the government doing it. >> 89% of britts say bill shultz should be shot in his face. that is up for bough date in parliament. >> you site them, but i never get the source. the daily paragraph is a con sigh tiff paper. conservative paper. if england wants to trade its low gun violence for everyone having a handgun i welcome them to it. but of nra puts their arms around these guys and partners up know this, they dress like liberals and their actions are kind of gay. >> maybe they are tired of the cops walking around with those hats and silly bough -- batons. >> more cops cops have firearms in england than ever. >> there are still only seven. >> we are -- >> no, i read a poll about
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that. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. if you have a video of your animal doing something, maybe a bunny with a birthday hat. it doesn't have to be a bunny, but a shark. try to put a hat on a shark. i would love to see that. go to fox news.com/red eye and click on submit a video. we might use it. still to come the half time report from some guy i can't remember. oh ya, tv's andy levey. jerk. just a jerk. >> tonight is sponsored by turtles. the greenish water or land reptiles protected by a shell. thanks, turtles. y
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we're back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far and ftr that we go to andy levey. >> let's get this out of the way first. you said things earlier in the show i didn't appreciate. >> okay. >> the kleenex box in my apartment empty. i have allergies, greg. any other allegation you make will be considered actionable and you will be hearing from my attorneys. >> you mean your lawyer, captain papa. >> never mine what i mean. you will be hearing from them. baseball players suspended after the facebook post. we don't know if they were suspended by the first tweet. you meant the facebook post. you are right, most likely this was the last straw and it
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wasn't just this. he had just come off a 50-game suspension for testing positive for performanc enhancing drugs. >> we didn't know that. >> i knew that. >> we did. nobody was paying attention to when i was read ?g. >> i was thinking about what i was going say and that's what i usually do. >> when this was the last straw it was literally and figuratively. >> maybe. he was suspended for taking, quote, methamphetamine and an anphetamine. so you take just one anphetamine? >> yes. >> wow. you said who brags about throwing nickels at a stripper? >> yes. >> it was 50 cents. i hope at least it was quarters. >> maybe. it could have been nickels and dimes. >> it could have. you are absolutely right. i hope it was quarters. >> to him it was like being at a bad casino. i will play with plate nickels and i can stay longer at the slot machines. it doesn't work that way, sir. it doesn't work that way. >> i agree this is not about
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him going to a strip club. i don't think he would be the first athlete to frequent a gentleman's club for a night of entertainment. >> that's what i hear. i hear the one in houston are popular. >> is that true? >> i don't know. i heard it on the internet. >> by the way, the shirt he was wear, money, clothes and hos, let me just say if you are wearing that shirt you are already minus 1. >> you have now trashed seattle and florida. >> i am not trashing florida. i am from there. >> panhandle state. >> pbs subway, mockery yacht tv. michelle you like trashy tv which is fine. and you called this a pr class war, i believe? what is wrong with pbs running a campaign saying their programming is different than this? >> they don't want what they think they want. they don't want someone like me having any say in what they
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put on their show. they need to leave me be and give me 10-year-old and pregnant. >> they are being condescending about it. >> you know in a weird way this is a correlating article with the adam levine thing. he was just saying i don't like what people are voting on. he was saying i don't like what people are watching. >> i think this is a classic case of you hating the messenger, and not the message. for those who know who he is, this is the basis of his humor. i wager when you see mike judge do it, are you fine. cbs with its drive and government funding. now we must bash them. >> i actually hate myself for this. i agree with everything bill just said. >> i don't know what he said. i was thinking about what i would eat after the show. >> you were thinking about what tom was going to say. >> tom, i think the dillion
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their is a great show. i want to know how a pickle magnet became so rich. they have had reality shows and they had a show called "carrier" and it took you behind the scenes they also had a thing called" circus" that was behind the scenes at the circus. >> they started reality shows. all of the stuff they made fun of we had that in the mid70s. that was on pbs. >> they are not trashing the notion of reality shows they are trashing a particular kind of reality show if indeed they are trashing it. >> i was just thinking, andy. dillionaires a life that is sweet and shower. dillionaires, a jarring experience. >> i thought you would come up with more and write them down and then maybe after the show you can e-mail to me. >> we will spend the remaining
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30 minutes of the show coming up for information on a show that doesn't exist. >> he will pickle you tink. >> that does president make sense. >> that doesn't make any sense what so ever. oh my goodness. >> you did ask where pickles come from. >> yes. >> they are cucumbers. cucumbers preserved in vinegar or brine. >> that's a rumor. >> they were actually a gourd if you will. >> i'll believe that when i see it. >> you got me there, bill. >> two for two. >> could cucumbers, eh? >> are robot soldiers immoral? you think we are splitting hairs between mindless killing machines and mindful cling
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machines. we already have the robot killers. the question is the autonomy. >> what we are stalking about here is the difference between the two is somebody gets pt sd with the mindful robot killing. my instinct is fear sky net and the other is fear a drone operator. the next is no more war because i am a peace hippie. >> and your fourth is you want to have sex with a fembot. >> i could go for chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. >> you could admit that it could minimize stuff like collateral damage because unlike somebody who is in the middle of something and has to think an operator back somewhere else can scan and say that is a civilian and i can't kill him. or you can say drones kill civilians willy nilly.
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>> maybe we are split willing more hairs. >> or shooting them. >> the important thing is who cares what the u.n thinks. we all agree on that. the thing about bill wetting himself in public, not a joke. >> all right. >> greg, unless you were born in 1923 you will not be 160 in 2083. >> really? >> no. if you were born in 1923, may i say you look terrific. thank you, thank you very much. >> you know what i do? i exercise and watch my weight. >> pickle yourself? >> botox. >> sell no brine before it is time. i was thinking about cute and could you bum better. better-- . >> how about dillionaires.
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pickles are like green wieners. think about it. >> there is smog in your life that you have said that anybody had to think about. >> you don't understand metaphors, sir, think about it. >> they want their handguns back. how many still use telegraphs? and they are probably older and more conservative. >> never daily. >> let me tell you how scientific this poll is, i voted in it. i voted for the greening of public spaces. i don't know what it means. >> did you really vote on it? >> i sure did. i wanted to see if they had a block where you need a british ip address to vote. no. they let me vote. >> that is like acorn. >> absolutely. >> you are truly an investigative reporter. >> follow the click. >> yes, that's what you do,
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follow the click. just a guy surfing the web and he has a camera there and every now and then he looks like this and he is like this. >> or a reality show where you look at people's search history. that would be a good reality show. >> that would be horrifying. but you try to predict who the person is based on their history? >> can we make this? you have three people and go through the search history and try to guess who it is. >> or they can do the hunting shows where the husband goes and then the daughter has to get -- >> my search is unsurprising. >> except you have a separate computer that has all of the places you have buried your exwives because we know you are a killer. coming up, amanda bynes is dead and haters. first, are you mentally limp if you don't bring out the gimp? we pick up where special
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are you a bad dad if you day of thea cad? week, tom, a self-proclaimed daddy blogger, i will pause while you finish dry heaving, posted a personal confession on slate saying he felt terrible having sexual thoughts about women he sees on the street, women he doesn't know. writes andy heinz of his crime, how could enlightened feminist guys put up with this fantasies that violate our dedication to gender equity and basic human decent see. >> i hate you. >> and enable brown nosing ways to his problem? instead of undressing them with my eyes i am cloaking them in imagine make burkas. why can't all men be as respectful and sensitive to
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you. let's go to the graphic while i pass out in my barf bucket. >> lightning roooouuunnnd. lightning round. >> here is the thing, tom i always find it refreshing and awesome when everybody has known , as biology, for millions of years and suddenly gets the okay from a feminist who finally discover itself and deems it okay. it is like if a truck driver says all i do is check out chicks while driving he thought oh that is disgusting. if he writes a 4,000-worden slate about it it is okay. >> the amazing thing about this is it is the narcissism of it. he sites this routine and says finally another person who thinks like me like all men are like that. he said i am so enlightened, but i wish i didn't have these thoughts. everybody has these thoughts. that's what being is a man is. >> and why self-control is so
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important. >> it is. this guy who calls himself a feminist, these people rail against the patriarcky and basically western culture and male dominated culture and that's what keeps guys from doing bad things. >> i thought the article was incredible. does "red eye" know this? i think we should make a chair specifically on the side of the table so tom can sit there and show off his calves. >> the only reason you are sitting there is for coincidence. we roll dice to see who is sitting where. i will have you know that. >> and dice is one of the names of my house boys. he screams when we roll him. we find it is amusing for us and painful for him. it is not a coincidence. mike? >> i was going to say something enlightened.
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this is fascinating. the narcissism and self-indulgence is right. he calls it a sex addiction hotline. a hotline for people who do bad things. >> that's what bill calls into every night. >> i do it to brag. guess who i saw today. >> it is for 6 sometimes this is like rural house byes behind the broken glass. i just imagine women in burkas and can you imagine cutting off their hands if they get raped. this was the least progressive think i read. i don't have to stair at a woman to have sexual thoughts. buttering my by -- my bagel does it. >> i hope that is not a euphemism. bill, you have the same thoughts but walking by of a eaten food. >> i can't control myself.
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this guy is -- well first of all he starts off by talking about how amazing his wife is and how he loves his sisters and his daughters are incredible. i know exactly who this guy is. they are the biggest birth bags around. they are 10 times worse than any player at a bar trying to pick up a girl. he would cheat on his wife in a new york minute if any girl would take him. the only way he scan get off is by posting something like this so all of the women in whatever area of brooklyn he lives in, after he rides the t he says that was great. i wish more guys were like you. that's how he gets off. all of your posts say how great he is. you know what, it is not just all of you girls. >> you are terrible. >> the truth is terrible. >> you have actually made me have sympathy.
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even the name daddy blogger bothers me and now i feel bad for him 6789. >> i know what i said was right because i sleep with their wives. >> we have to take a break. don't leave now. there is more stuff to talk about. you know what is a great book? something called "the joy of hate" written by me. get it on amazon dpot. amazon.com, look at that. that was 10 pounds go. g gut felled.com, buy 20 and get nothing free.
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on thursday connecticut state senate approved legislation that would allow illegal immigrants to obtain driver's licenses. applicants only need document takes to show they were living here and free for 90 days. says the so-called method behind the method, it is about public safety and about knowing who is driving on our roads and doing everything we can to make sure those drivers are safe. and then arrest them for being an alien? i don't understand this tom. i don't get it. if you are an illegal alien -- am i reading this right? why would you go and get a driver's license? then you would be -- oh you are illegal. people won't ask you? >> they feel pretty safe.
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the cities, they don't do anything. i was hit. by a van -- i was hit by a van in the street and were thrown several feet. the guy was an illegal immigrant. the truck was unregistered. the police came and let him go. >> where were you? >> 56th street, no, m. >> how long ago was this? >> it was me. it was me and bill. >> 5 points for shillou. go. >> as weird as it seems you say how absurd. yes, they should. it is better than having them undocumented. anytime you can document these folks you should do it. >> if somebody wants to drive they are going to. she couldn't tell you that. maybe lyndsay lohan maybe could. all of the senators in connecticut, their nannies and the gardeners don't have to
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take the bus anymore. on the other hand it may be one of the tricky76o ploys to gt them to report like the law in tennessee that requires dealers to pay taxes. >> that's what i am thinking. the other thing about the help of the people working in the senate may be part of it too. what are your thoughts? >> i feel like with a lot of illegal immigrants they are that friend that uses your netflix account where they get the benefits, but they don't have to pay. they ought to be able to get their own account. it is silly to have all of?; these problems like let's figure out something to do with them instead of trying to sugar coat it. >> why do you let your friend use your netflix? they will ruin your suggestion cue? >> bill thinks netflix is something you do when you are trapped in a net. >> he often ends up in a net on the side of an old boat. >> that is another reality
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show. >> i don't even have a question. >> you are not a great wing man. of all of the things you are supposed to do, you do the opposite. >> he thought he had a chance to know. >> show us what you know, i'm gay. >> tom? drink? i am secretly further -- hurt now. >> that will take you a year and a half to convince viewers you are not gay and then we have to go through the whole thing again. >> sorry, mom. we will close things up with a post game wrap up with andy levey. for more go to fox news.com/red eye.
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once again that is saturday, a day of the week, 11:00 p.m. eastern time. you better watch. back to andy levey for the post game wrap up. what do you have there, andy? >> michelle, where can we see your show? >> next federation .tv. >> mike, how is your little brother's band doing? >> great. trying to work a single up the charts in texas. if you are a texan request sam riggs and the night band. they will blow your world, blow your mind. >> and the what? >> and the night band. i said word and meant mind. >> tom, i saw that piece timeout new york did on you. it was a hatchet job. >> finally the press paying attention to my 12 album project. people can find out about my website. >> tan it is a stick. fantastic. >> no mention of "red eye." >> whatever, back to you,
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greg. back to you, greg. >> i know. that's disgusting. by the way, a real hatchet job means something else to tom because he kills people. >> true. >> caution. today. hang on. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> i only went over there once to discuss policy matters in interagency basis. >> bill: the former irs chief under president bush said he did his job without white house interference. listen to, this the irs commissioner under president obama visited the white house an astounding 157 times. is this the smoking gun in the irs scandal? we will have a special report. >> they put my cup in my seat and in my hands and it was horrible. >> bill: another bogus charges in a filthy mexican prison. when will this stop? and what should we americans do about it? >> do you support obam
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