whip kevin mccarthy will be here. so you don't want to miss it. o gretawire.com. that is where eve is. good night from washington. turnout. mitt romney on friday. hello, everyone. i'm here with bob beckyell danaa perino, greg gutfeld, and eric bolling. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is the 5. irs officials have had their chance but today itas the victims' turn to speak and none of them pleaded the fifth, by the way. six americans who were targeted for their politicaleliefs by the irs told their stori to congress. here's one of them. becky garrettson, president of a tea party group in alabama. >> this was not an accident. this is a willful act of intimidation to discourage a point of view. what the government did to our little group in alabama is

unamerican. many of the agencies and agents of the federal government do not understand that they are servants of the people. they think they are our masters, and they are mistaken. i'm not interested in scoring politica points. i want to protect and preserve the america that i grew up in, the america that people cross oceans and risk their lives to become a part of, and i'm tariffed it is slipping -- terrified it is slipping away. >> as she pointed out, these are not large groups, eric. they're small groups often relying on small dollar donations. all of these groups were under the threat of perjury whether or not they provided the proper information. it's a scary, scary thing what they went through, and it seems like no one in the administration seems to carry. >> eric: who are your interns? did they ever plan on running for government office? how do they know these things? like you point out, they're under the threat of perjury. it's insane what they did. i mean, they singled out patriot, tea party, marriage,

things that are conservative in their name, ignoring the liberal side, but then again, a couple other facts that we kind of forgot about that we talked about before. they also turned over their informati, their donor lists to the lefties, to pro public, to a couple others. that should be illegal. no ones talking about that, and also, yo and i talked about this a long time ago. the day before they started doing this, april 1st and 2nd of 2010, the day before, march 31st, the head of the ions went to the white house, had a sit-down meeting at the white house. we don't know what they talked about. think about that. the head of that union comes out and then the very next day they start targeting conservatives. it's quarterbacking like a duck. >> dana, very few coincidences in politics. i want to focus on some of these stories. dana, some of these groups had to provide pictures of their children because they wanted every single facebook post. if these speers gave ss, they wanted to know every person

that was in the audience, any potential speeches they could be giving, future comments they could be making, all under the threat that they could be thrown in jail if they answered the question improperly. >> dana: to add to that, the books that they had read and any of their book clubs as well as promises that they wld not prost in future places, one in particular was a promise that you will never proat the tim prt of a planne planned parenthood u get ur tax-exempt status. the administration itself said it was outrageous. president obama came out to the east room, very unprecedented for him to come to the east room on this issue, an said this i outrageous. we should hold him to it. one of the ways to make the government react is to put a face to the story. that's what happened today. finally we had a place, a hearing where all of these victims, the ones that were chosen to give testimony, represented the thousands that were victimized by the irs. that was powerful, and it will

hopefully continue to keep the pressure on them. >> greg, now the democrats seem to be taking an interesting tack in their push back towards these vitims, even when there's tears involved. listen to jim mcdermott, a democratic congressman, giving this excuse that maybe they shouldn't have applied in the first place, and well, then they wouldn't be targeted. >> each of your groups is high political from opposing the president's health care reform to abortion restrictions to gay marriage. i haven't heard a single word here about what questions you think we ought to be able to ask you about yurax-exempt request. anything else like the circus that's happening in the oversight committee or here is simply political theater. >> it reminds of you another excuse that people use. you shouldn't have worn the dress. t to quote stone temple pilots. >> greg: by the way. we can be political. the irs capture. that's the problem. people were exercising speech and getting targeted. do not deny this is is political

targeting. that's like saying drone attacks are light rain. the democrat attacks weapized the irs leading up to the election. youcannot deny that. it's like peeing in a cup and telling me it's gatorade. by the way, where are all the left wing victims? are they having a hearing for that? they don't need one because there aren't any. the targets are the tea party because the tea party had the guts to face government and yell stop. in a weird way, the tea party, they're like cooler than biker gangs. they're li the harley's angels with sun visors instead of switch blades. they're the most dangerous group in america and everybody should join them. >> bob, what do you think? do you agree with this excuse by mcder not now that she shouldn't have even applied and they wouldn't be targeted >> anybody that gets a questionnaire like that and fills it out is not making any sense.

the person who wrote it is clearly outside the lines. >> what are you supposed to d >> don't fill it out. complain about it. get a lawyer and complain about it. >> they tried for two years and the media ignored the story. it wasn't until the white house covered up the fact that they knew about the investigation and the ig report that this all came to ligh >> they actually filled out all thattutuff and sent it in which i think is remarkable, but i think there is something to be said about some of these groups, some of these groups that were quite political and did not deserve tax-exempt status. they deserved to have a hearing that was fair, and they didn't get one. >> wait. you're saying if you disagree with what the irs requests of you, you should get lawyer and item them it's ridiculous and on i'm not filling this out. i'm not only going to fill out my 2013 taxes, that line right there. >> would you answer all of those questions? >> tho we people that were trying to be law-abiding citizens. >> i'm trying to get tax-exempt statstatus d on the leftitit wat a big deal. you fill it out, you get your tax-exempt status. here's the problem.

what the left i trying to do, they're deer in the headlights. they're caught red-handed, hand in the cookie jar, all that stuff, and the left is trying to say you know what? let's take aok at 501c3s, 4s, ands. maybe that's the problem here. no. the problem is you targeted conservative and not liberal groups. it's got to be the same even playing field for both sides. >> >> dana: but liberal groups have an ubrella of protection. they're under the protection of the unions, and so you do't have to go after -- they don't need -- lots of the smaller groups, that's one of the gre equalizers of that decision. if you disagr with it, try to change the law. these people that are testifyi today, they got something from the irs which is the only government entity that can bring you to your knees with one phone call, and they were trying to be responsive. i mean, if the government asked me do this, i think that i would obably do it. i wouldn't know that it wouldn't be the right thing that would be intrusive. >> hold on, bob.

ihi we've all discuss the fear of the irs. it's perhaps the scariest government organization, so they were scared. they didn't know they could get a lawyer and then sue. also, t democrats keep hiding behind this inspector general audit. it's just simply an audit. i would remind you that the russell george who headed the audit said both incompetence and ideology caused the targeting. no tnow to your point, eric, the using another excuse. not just well, we should take a look at all these groups. even after the $50 million in conferences they wasted on line dancing and all th stuff, one representative says this was all caused because the irs didn't have enough money. listen. >> the irs simply could not sustain itself with its overal funding level, automatic i'm review this as a good step.will i disagree. there's no clearer way to prome more scandal than by cutting funding that could be used for oversight, training, and reform. at the level of this

subcommittee, we're just asking for more troue at the irs. >> if they wouldn't have purchased those "star trek" klingon costumes, they would not need more money. >> irs asking for more money is like dolly parton asking for breast implants. the greatest left in unlimited government is an entity that's exempt fom the standards of competition gets rewarded for mall feesance. the worse they do, the more they demand because they can. i would like to have every bureaucrat wear a shock collar so that any time that they act politically, if they do someing to further an agenda, you shockck them. the only behavior you have left is minimal governance which is exactly what the founders wanted. there was supposed to be no politics, bob, in this. it was only supposed to be governance. when progressives get in power, because they love to use governing as a weapon to coerce people to believe in their

beliefs, this is what you end up with. in the epa and with the it's everywhere. the government exists to trample on the backs of ambivalent voters and ambivalent citizens. >> they were taking activity against the president of the united states and his plans which you should not be able to get tax-exempt status for. they should come down on them. >> they can have political speech. the irs can't have political activity. >> i feel the same way about media matters during the bush administration. >> sure. >> isn't there a way to solve this problem byher stripping the irs of their authority to tax on things like obama care, or, eric, what about a flat tax? >> a fair tax is the one i like, d every time we talk about it, we only have 30 seconds left. >> i know. >> then the next day we talk about how we should talk about it. >> it's the one tax that you have where everyone has to participate, even pimpps, hookers, and drug dealers.

>> even the 43% who don't pay federal income taxes. >> we should tax every time obama says we have to pay our air share. the people who don't pay taxes have to pay taxes. >> what about it, dana? >> i think it's -- as rahm emanuel taught us, never let a crisis go to waste. if you can get a bi-partisan group to push it through, it gets messy when you get into the details. you have so many special interests with the mortgage tax and charitable deductions, also, how do you make sure that people who are below poverty have enoughredit. you can do that, right? >> i'm actual for that. i like that. >> i like the flat tax. the only reason i don't like the fair tax is an they tried some version ot here in new york. when their lobbyists get their hands on it, they ge carveouts. there was a tax on large marshmallows but not small ones.

>> you need to tie the flat tax to a true economic indicator which would be how much andrea spends on shoes. >> we're in trouble then. >> i think that would work. the other thing is our tax system right now has made it so you need to hire somebody like h&r block in order to keep yourself out of jail. it's almost like buying health care. >> dana'spoint is very well taken. if there ever was a time to get tax reform pushed through, it would be in the after math of this. i happen to think a flat tax is something worth while to look at it. dodon't understand it, but i've talked to steve forbes. he makes aretty compelling case for it. the fair tax i don't know enough about to discuss. i think we ought to take advantage. the interests are going to line up. it will be unbelievable. >> do you think the democrats would support a flat tax? >> i do. >> wow. it's the same problem now. you still have irs, you still have loopholes, carveouts. you go to fair tax, there is no irs. there is no loop hole. >> who is going to collect the taxes? >> that's all you have to do. >> that's all you need.

>> businesses collect the taxes. >> you hear that, washington, ver let a crisis go to waste. tax reform, even beckel's on board. up next, a major announcement from new jersey governor chris christie on the replacement for democratic senator frank lautenberg who passed away yesterday. you'll hear from the governor when we come back.

♪ >> eric: when senator frank lautenberg died yesterday, he

left governor chris christie with a big decision, appoint an interim senator or wait for the elections in 2014. here's the governor today. >> this is about guaranteeing the people of new jersey both a choice and a voice in the process and the representation they deserve in washington. whoever is going to be our next united states senator should be nominated by a primary of the people and voted on by all the people of the state of new jersey. i deem it advisable to have a special election. neact, i deem iin fact, i don'te cost is and quite frankly, i don't care. we're not going to be penny wise and pound foolis foolish. >> make no mistake. with immigration and tax reform on the senate horizon, every vote counts. christie knows that. he will be sure to appnt a

republican if he ever, ever wants to run for president. >> i'll finish the read in a second. >> i'm sorry. >> if he appoints a democrat, he can kiss his support from the right goodbye. i' start from the right, bob, since you jumped the gun. >> he announced he will have a prima.. he's not going to pick a republican. they're going to have a special election and there will be a primary for the democratic and republican sides. people will vote and make a decision. >> he'll appoint seone in the meantime until the primary which happens in november. i think this is political genius,hat he's done here because cory booker, the mayor of ne newark, is a very popular democrat. it keeps him off the ballot in november when governor christie is up. >> it's a veryhrewd political move. it seems as if cory booker is inevitable at this point to be the senator from new jersey, so it is very smart. i think in the meantime he may appoint one of his long time allies. there's a state senator who just

came off a senate run against bob me then did h menendez. he's great guy he will fill the spot until the special election in 2014. chris christie is saying look, the people in new jersey elected a democratic, this is te most fair way of going about it. i don'have to face off against booker, and it will happen a bit sooner. >> this is exactly how it goes down. there is a primary, and then the general election in new jersey will be october 16th. >> right. >> november 7th, the first tuesday in november is when chris christie goes up for reaction. >> right. >> so he keeps booker off that election, that ballot. >> are you suggesting to me they can't wait 60 or 70 ys to do that. >> three weeks difference between the special election and the election. >> if he's going -- if you're right, and that's not the way i read it, but if i were him, i would point you, eric bolling, for the interim job because you will find there's a huge amount

of days where the senate will not be meeting. >> they had that picture ready for this. this couldn't have been rick, could it? >> yes, itis. >> we asked all you guys who you were voting for. >> bolling for senate. you'd get out. you would save me a lot of agony. >> i'd ha to have porter tell me what to say, too. >> you could be a free agent. you could say whatever you want. you could advocate for a sales tax. >> you mean to tell me that kristi is going to -- christy is going to nominate somebody for 60 days? >> he's calling for a special election on october 16th? three weeks later its his ballot for governor. >> in the meantime he'll appoint somebody for that seat. >> the meantime he'll appoint somebody. it, so he left them guessing. of republicans will be happy abo some things, not so happy about others and vice versa with the democrats. if you're going to split the difference, you have be very clear as to wie. the problem he will have most for his brand is that comment where he said i

really don't care how much it costs. actually, that, i think, will rub people the wrong way, so he's going to have to explain that a little bit more. i understand wat he was trying to say, but the way that it came across was kind of flippant. t's $25 million, and if i were a democrat, i'd say whoa, i thought you were like, you know, the good government guy. why don't you wait for tree weeks and do it in november? >> i know he there's a lot of strange things that happen in new jersey. are you telling me, can you run for the seat in november if win the primary? >> yes. you could. one could. >> you could win the special election. >> you will. >> what abo the person he appoints? >> i do that he appoints is going to run in that election. that's the point. >> let's just say he appoints andrea's choice. he will go to an election, a general election in october against likely cory booker. whoever wins that will have the seat for one year. >> this is like public access televisionn new jersey. >> when lautenberg's seat comes

up, they'll go forward. >> i would like to formally apologize to the united states of america for talking about a local election that means nothing to anybody. my vote, snookie. >> another bad choice. >> snookie is emblematic of new jersey, spunky, slightly dangerous, ball of birthh, she would have your -- ball of mirth and has your interests in mind all the time. she's also a mother. >> if somebody else could run like tom king, jr., joa i don'tw many republ who have run state wide. >> someone else could run, the primary and a couple months before >> it makes absolutely no sense. >> it keeps the popular democrat, cory booker, off the ballot that chris christie wants to win by a huge margin. >> it's about the down ticket, the down ballot. >> you should know this.

>> i don't wa to go, but this is very important. we need to stretch this for an hr, people. okay. >> greg, shut up. >> it is also about the down ticket. he would love to see a republicain the statehouse. >> that's right. so he wants to make sure that you don't have good turnout. >> this is the crazyist political idea i've ever heard. >> the senator he appoints gets seniority in the senate when there's big issues like immigration reform. it's great to have a republican vote in the meanti. >> he's going to be put on the bottom of the list in terms of seniority. he is -- only new jersey could figure this out. we're going to hav to appoint sy for 23 days and they can't move to washington because there's not enough time and t we'll have a special election and then e'll have christie's election. >> then there's anoer e election in 2014. >> we have to leave it u there. >> no! don't stop! i want to keep going. >> the most transparent ministration in history has been using secret e-mail

accounts to avoid turning over information to the public. wait until you hear the detls on the phony account of one former cabinet member in particular ... directly ahead.

>> so part 2 on chris christie. we're going to go around and talk about -- no. just kidding. today we're talking about christie all through the break. they wouldn't shut up. they just wouldn't shut up. >> you better hope this block outrates the christie block. >> i guarantee you. everybody during the christie block went out and they bought a bottle of scotch and cried. >> you want to know about the history of the special elections? >> i don't care. >> i didn't think so.

>> i'll be fast. so richard windsor was awesome. a certified scholar of ethical behavior who regularly communicated with senior obama officials. he also didn't exist. the crony was a phony. yard windsor was a fake name used by lisa jackson on e-mail while she ran the epa. jackson did this, she says,becas public. this doesn't explain why jackson used it to communicate with environmental activists or why the windsor e-mails never mentioned that they were from her. now, some think a fake employee is better than a real one. fake ones can't line dance and charge you for it. this alias once again reveals the administration flaw, that the liberal civil servant's role is no longer to govern but to coerce. an alias yakking with green activists doesn't fall under governing, it's sneaky politics. the aliases make you wonder who's real and who's not. is biden just a loveable

hologram? when is the last time we actually saw the white house dog? perhaps the most elaborate figment is the president himself, conceived and operated by valerie jarrett from her skewesecure pod in amelia ehrhas sunken plain. maybe i give him too much credit. the alias wins ethics award. only the alternate reality of obama washington. it's the same reality where video caused benghazi, the irs is not political, and eric holder is called competent. too bad the rest of us are stuck here in the real world. >> dana, this is what so sad. a lot of these things are out, these are things you do when you're not working. when you're sitting at your desk, i think i'll fill out the company are you a happy employee. >> you have to do these things for the government. you have to finally fill out this document that says you do self-evaluation. >> you probably filled them out on the first day at the job. i checked out your alias

aaccount under bush, and it was. if a busch appointee had been using alias e-mails to contact coal companies, what would happen? >> i can't imagine. this is the wielder thing. i can understand wh head of an organization needs to have an e-mail address that is separate. it's under dotgov. in some of these reports, people apparently didn't know it was her. they thought richard windsor was a al person. the thing for me, if you're a cabinet official, the best accuse not to be saddled with e-mail is to be in the cabinet and just to say sorry, i can't do e-mail. just get rid of that whole headache. that would be the only reason i'd go back into government. >> what is wrong with a political appointee not having themselves exposed to the freedom of information act and how is this different than the dick cheney meeting secretly with oil companies. >> a tailhook. >> this is more twisted than

days of our lives. >> dick chey met secretly with oil companies to forge policy. what's different from that than these people taing to environmental activists? >> oh, my gosh. first of all, we don't have to talk about that. the supreme court decided that it was not a problem. actually, if you look at the legislatio it was quite balanced and actually very good. that's the point. richard windsor was a fake person. you have a fake person as the head of the epa. forget the fact that everything she said was totally legitimate. she's actually spending time on taxpayer dollar time filling out little reports and tests so that she can get richard windsor, a fake person, a certificate to put on her refrigerator. >> she's a politician. >> wait a m whoa. whoa. whoa. first of all, the most transparent administration in history, the head of the environmental protection agency is taking time out of her day when she's supposed to be protecting the environment to take compliance and ethics courses on line for a phone knee e-mail? that's stalking. >> nothing wrong with it.

nothing. >> protecting her environment. >> exactly. >> meanwhile, apple hired her. >> yeah. i know. >> apple decided this is the best person for the job. can you imagine her salary? >> that's about access. >> what name did she use in the interview? >> remember the guy who founded whole foods? >> okay. do you reme the whole political rnc e-mail scandal in the last two years? >> two days in a row. >> what? >> you're making up for lost time. >> did i interrupt you again? >> yeah. >> probably because you didn't have much toay. >> the e-mail scandal with the republicans? no, i don't remember that. >> that's the great thing about being beckel. everything that's past about eight months, you don't remember. >> that's correct. it's usually from yesterday. >> the ap is reporting on this e-mail story. >> no. >> finish your point. >> that's quite all right.

>> i'll pick it up next time. >> did you have a point? >> i'm sorry. ok, kids. coming up, e terrorist who allegedly gunned down american soldiers at fort hood has been granted the right to represent himself. there's the ugly b word, which means he could question some of his victims during the trial. what do they think about that? they'll tell you when he we come back.

♪ >> jury selection is about to begin in the fort hood mder trial where 13 were killed and over two dozen were wounded in 2009 of the these murders have been classified as workplace

violence by the obama administration. a judge has granted major nidal hasan permission to represent himself so he may question some of his victims. many understandably are upset about that. he's one soldier told megyn kelly earl today. >> it's a travesty. basically he's trying to make a mockery out of our justice system and our standard of government and our way of life. i feel as if he's going to use the tri as a platform to try to rally other extreme jihaddists to try to react in a negative manner as well as that by him being a psychiatrist, he knows what buttons to try to push to trigger our ptsd. >> hasan will reportedly defend himself by saying that islamic leadership was in imminent danger. he found out today that the judge willive him a little more time because he needs some time to gather his facts. i've got your facts right here. this really infuriates me.

i feel bad for the victims, but andrea, he has the right to defend himself, and the judge doesn't really have any reason to tell him he can't. >> what's really disappointing, he also has the sixth amendment right under the constitution to confront the witnesses against him, so he's going to be able to ask them questions. now, if he goes crazy and starts to ask them improper questions, of course, the military judge will step up and symptom him from doing that. i mean, dana, at the same time he's defending himself which will be difficult, if not impossible to prove, he's collecting a government salary. this is the most disgraceful, i think, incident in this -- by this administration, bob, to call this workplace violence, to give him government benefits. yes, he can reesent himself, and the worst part, dana, too is there's fear he could turn over any evidence to terrorists because he has a security clearance. the good thing is it's not a whodunit, so t prosecution doesn't need to rely on much. >> i think it's a good reason to

not have cameras in the courtroom. then they can't make too much of a spectacle. what they'll go through inside the courtroom will be terrible. at lea don't have to see it on television. >> i like cameras in the courtroom the problem is this shouldn't be in a cotroom. itshould be in a military tribunal where he wouldn't have a chance to represent himself. he's only going to use the courtroom, the courts, the camera in the courtroom for a platform just like ksm was going to do it in new york city if eric holder had his way. they would have done the same thing downtown. this will be the muslim extremist version of the most popular tv show you can think of. that's all they want this for. the guy shouldn't be allowed to do this. >> do you want to comment on this or should i go to tsarnaev? >> a, calling this workplace violence is like calling the oklahoma tornadoes cattle flat lens. i agree with andrea. it's an example of how enemies of our system use freedom of speech and tolerance to undermine our system. the biggest threat is not terror, it's our ar of calling it terrorism.

how hasan was able to kill which because the cowardice within our own government to call out radical issues. this guy got in and killed a bunch of really wonderful people. >> what do you think, bob? >> i think, first of all, greg was making fun of the song when we came in. >> no, he wasn't. he makes fun of country music all the time. >> i was only kidding you. don't be a jerk. that's what i ammos of the time. >> shut up, bob. >> shut up, bob. he knows he's going to lose. he wants to use this as a platform. it gives him an opportunity to say all the thgs he wants to say which we don't like to hear. he has a right to say it. he doesn't think he can win. >> the only reason he has a right is they called it workplace violence instead of terrorism. >> he has that right because our soldiers fight for it. >> don't forget. he stood up and yelled allah akbar before he killed people. >> a panel of army shrings were

told how h was going to kill. they said thank you. >> who made the decision on the workplace violence. >> the department of labor. >> crazy. get rid of the department of labor. >> i'm sure it was a low level employee that shall remain nameless. there's a new less of the best favorite tv shows of all time. we'll agree with some, disagree with others. we'll tell you which ones are next on the fox. [ music ] 'rwe're crackingonn on medicare fraud.

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>> the writers guild of america has revealed its list of the 101 best written shows of all time, an the top five are, number 5 mash. i think if mash had the biggest closing show of anyone. all in the family came in fourth. sadly, jean stapleton just passed away. she played edithbunker. i loved archie bunker and meathead. it was wonderful. number three, the twilight zone. i spent a lot of time there myself. i liked it.

seinfeld took second place. do you remember the famous one, the soup nazi? thatas great. number one, you had to get it. the so prapranos. >> i'm going to pick out my favorite one. it's a police drama out of baltimore called the wire, and my second one was two women beach volleyball. >> a very good scripted written program. >> i thought it was. >> eric? >> my turn? >> yes. >> so when i saw -- >> i interrupt you now? yeah, i d. >> send in your favorite show of all time. i said the five. of course, i had porter said, buzz kill said no, you can't that. it will ruin the discussion. >> it did. >>ing dead i my favorite of all time, homeland. now it's currnt. >> i have decided i'm against it. >> homeland? >> i can't take the opening where they leave out george bush. i can't take it. i don't understand it.

>> obama's in the opening. >> everybody else. everybody's in the opening except for the person who actually had to deal with it. >> i can't stand her cry fa. she goes lik this. >> which one is your favorite show? >> frazier. >> that was good. i have a lot of favorites. i realize i was quite a couch potato. i used to watch all the shows. frazier, for writing, they had some of the best lines consistent over many, many years. >> you're more like a cake tater to the because you're smaller than a potato. you like frazier because there s a dog in this. >> greg, everybody is on the edge of their seats for your pick. >> it was tough. i grew up with the brady bunch, but it was only three seasons. they have the answers for everything in life. my favorite show of all time is a show called peep show going on in england. >> that's three's company, you moron. this is why we can't have fun things on the five. my favorite sho it peep show. >> what is that about? >> three guys live together.

one is a drone, the other is a dirt bag. they're best friends who hate each other. probably the most honest show on television. it's brutal. you can get it on netflix and hulu. it's the original british office. >> you have your own verson of the peep show which is not televised, thank goodness. >> mine was facts of life. i had older siblings that were all about the facts of life. wait. min was three'sompany. jack tripper, mr. roarp. there was also a misunderstanding. someone was overhearing something that wasn't true. my other picks were, i just added tuck, golden girls, the jefferso. >> i was told you could only choose one. >> i'm getting more in because mine was scooped. >> i like the muppet show. >> i liked women's roller derby. >>ou did. also the show. >> i like twin pes. that was good. >> bob loves twin peaks. >> i do. what was the name of that show

with the bar in boston? >> cheers. >> cheers. that was great. >> what was that movie about the shark? >> what about that movie about those wars took place in stars? >> star wars. >> there you go. >> thanks. don't go to the movies. the last movie i saw was secretariat. >> that was about a horse. that wasn't a tv show, wasit? >> we're at a break, bob. tell us what you really think now. >> one more thing is up next. ♪

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>> it's now time for one more thing. eric bolling. >> so apparently wh -- wouldn't know this. when you're a valedictorian, you ite your speech and it has to be preapproved by the

administration. this guy roy costner did it. he was valedictorian of igh school in soh carolina. preapproved speech. whawhat -- what he does. >> i think most of you will derstand when i say our fathers who art in heaven, hallowehallowed be thy name. >> so what happened was he started his spch and then he tore his speechp and then did the -- recited the lord's prayer. that took guts and resolve. roy costner, good job, my man. >> wasn't at plagiarism? >> maybe. i think he'sool. >> it's oka he can do that. >> it' liberty university, too. >> dana? >> so getting involved in government, not everybody can run for office but there's a that you can parcipate. eric cantor, the majority whip -- i'm sorry. e majority leader of the house republicans started a new thing today where both republicans and

democrats can go to cosor.gov. you can add your name to a bill if you want to support it. this is really good stuff. this is a really good thing to do with your kids. this is a great way -- >> your kids will love this. >> i would have loved it. >> you would. >> i had to read the rocky mountain news and denver post before my dad got home from work every day and be prepared to discuss articles. look where i got. >> you ar the human lisa simpson. >> anyway. i think cosponsor.gov. i think eric cantor should be commended. >> greg, i you want to leave and go to that website. what's your one more thing? >> e word is loop. everybody in meeting now says i'm going to loop so and so in on these endin meetings. say you're bringing them in on a call. loop should only be used when you're lassoing something. >> so keep you in the loop? >> i don't lik the word loop. >i'm out of loop. >> in the mix? mix is better. >> i like fruit loops. >> i'm definitely out of the

loop. >> bob? you've always been out of the loop. >> egyptook another step toward making demock era see e t the closure and seizure of assets in egypt belong to u.s. non-profit groups. these people helped do a lot o work with adversely no salaries. the egyptians need it. god ows they need it. you know what i'm talking about. boo on the judge. >> thank god that obama had the arab spring and told hosni mubarak to step down and put the muslim brother hood in charge. i know it's only tuesday, but the loser of the week goes to visiting nyu business professor jeff miller who tweeted out this. de obese ph.d. applicants. if you didn't have the will power to stop eating carbs, you won't have the will power to do

a dissertation. what a jerk. what does tat mean, if you're an anorexic, you can be a ph.d.? >> that's it. see you everybody here. >> eating welcome to "red eye." it is like scent of a woman if by woman you mean large man ently unconscious in the re r andy levy, what is coming up >> our story is caffeinort? withdrawal, a ml disorder? i don't kn whoares? plus,r obama administration officials are using secret dissenters and send them to fema camps. stick ound to find out. and dominoes experiments with using dones to deliver pizza. i'mre the delivery guy in my neighborhood qualifies. >> thanks, andy. >> youha. >> great work. >> thanks. >> see you later. let's welcome our guest. she is so