you okay? >> i am ready to be retired. meet me in an alley down the road. >> see you back here tomorrow! "special report" is up next. welcome to "red eye." it is like a fish called wanda if by fish you mean a humiliated stripper and vic who wants it back. >> our top story tonight, president obama talks to charlie rose about the nsa programs leaked by edward snowden. the latest on how this could affect his upcoming impeachment trial. and a psychic ordered by a judge to pay almost $7 million after falsely telling police a texas couple had a mass grave on their property. the story so shocking it has been five days in our show run down. and should porn stars teachers and steeks ed? some say no, but some say -- well, i give up. go ahead.

greg? >> hi, andy. >> hi, greg. >> what's that? >> i don't know. i can't see you. >> it is my hand. >> oh. oh, i see it now. >> it is waiving. >> it is waiving. >> go away. god, he is a waste of time. let's welcome our guest. she is so sweet that mayor bloomburg is banning 16 ounce servings of her. it is dana perino. and there are so many co coasts and if thoughtful commentary was a vision test, i would do him with only one eye open. tess will ron. it is will ron. and the deputy editor and his e book is called "the lizard king." and my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. if hilarity was a storage unit i would keep my junk in him until i found a better place to put it. the great comedian dan soder. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. and now here is slappy.

>> here is what? >> slappy? >> yuck. is everything all right? on monday, a day of the week, will, president obama, even if that is his real name or not, we are not sure, sought to reassure the american people that nobody is listening to their telephone calls or reading all of their e-mails. oddly, he did this by going on pbs, a station nobody watches. but whatever. there is is the pres talking to charlie rose. >> if you are a u.s. person, the nsa cannot listen to your telephone calls unless they and usually it wouldn't be they, but it would be the fbi, go to a court and obtain a warrant. they seek probable cause the same way it has always been. the nsa is not listening to your phone calls and it is not star getting your -- it is not targeting your e-mails unless it has a court order. >> as a u.s. person i am glad to hear that. what the heck is a u.s. person

anyway? is that a boat? my question is does the president view his job as protecting the american people or protecting the -- or protecting the american way of life which is our privacy? >> the way i view it, my job is to both protect the american people and to protect the american way of life which includes our privacy. >> fine, don't answer the question. meanwhile, nsa chief testified before congress on tuesday and made it clear that nsa programs have protected the u.s. from terrorist threats across the cloab -- the globe including 50 times since flien/11. >> in recent years these programs along with other intelligence has protected the u.s. and our allies across the globe to include helping prevent the terrorist -- the potential terrorist events over 50 times since 9/11. >> game over as they say. anyway, general alexzander refused to say why the nsa failed to protect this dog

from this cat. >> when are we going to tackle pet bullying? this is happening everywhere across the country. i told you it was going to happen after gay marriage. cats were going to start bullying dogs because now they know they can get away with it, america. i'm right, you're wrong. dana, welcome to the program. thank you for coming. >> thank you. >> has this entire nsa story been blown out of proportion or is it time to impeach the president? >> i am going with the former. it is blown out of proportion, but it is partly the white house's fault. they couldn't do anything about the leaker. he was going to do what he was going to do. but it took the president almost eight or nine days to do the interview whereas he should have gone ahead and done what he is said to do best which is give a speech from the oval office and tele

prompter roll it so we can explain to everyone what he just said, but nine days too late. >> you know what i get from president obama is he is a lady hating kenyan interloper is he can't be bothered. he just can't be bothered. >> yes, you are bothersome. you are like that cat attacking the dog with the bone. >> exactly. dan you are an expert in leaking. i have seen it happen many times. >> i have a powerful leak. >> i am interested in knowing where you stand on this. as a comedian i would say somebody who believes in freedom of speech and privacy, do you think your privacy is infringed upon? >> i call it privacy. the nsa knows i have erotic e-mails that are sent between me and millions of women, and it really is a danielle steel book all the time. every e-mail is a trip to an

erotic land. >> they aren't really women though, are they? >> god, i hope they are. i really, really -- >> you just pick names, any name out of a phone book and e-mail them and then add aol. >> an occasional g mail. everybody is on the g mail ban wagon. i say read my e-mail, nsa and try to keep yourself not aroused. >> i love the idea that it is like a danielle steel novel. there are words like throbbing manhood and love pudding. >> or firm chest is in there a lot. >> is that why you are about to embark on the new exercise regimen? >> don't get mad. you can't resist my bulging muscles. >> that looks like you are taking a crap. why when people flex that's what they look like? will, let's try to bring this show back up to the sophisticated show our fans

have come to know. i am interested in what you think about these programs. do you think that because maybe these things were con -- conflated or lumped together do they have the wrong idea about it or is it the right idea and it is a privacy issue? >> okay, so general alexzander who looks suspicious. >> he does look like that. >> i love general alexzander. >> is that a gilbert and sullivan musical? >> i believe it is a military issue. >> he runs a civilian agency. >> we make our own uniforms. >> general michael hayden, he was a military guy. >> did he wear a uniform too? >> yes, he did. >> what are you, jim rivers? is this the walking runway with the melissa and joan duo? >> i am not going to take this

line of thought any further. it is going to get me in trouble. fleet week will come again. >> anyway, so, anyway, alexzander, they say there are fest attacks, but that is 50 attacks spread over 20 countries in 12 years. he gives no indication exactly what the magnitude of these attacks are. you have to assume that the majority of these -- they are the attacks we hear about. it is an fbi agent that gives a bomb and talks the guy into wanting to blow something up and then gives him the bomb. it is an idiot with a pipe bomb. we just have no idea what the magnitude is. we are talking about a nuke in time square, that's something that, yes, that's a good justification for a program like this. if we are talking about -- you assume most will be small scale, incompetent attacks. >> we don't though -- what are we supposed to do? are they supposed to tell us everything? they did say one thing i was

noticing in the interview that president obama did with charlie rose. he said the nsa read bill schulz's e-mails, but they did nothing because they were sure bill would be dead soon anyway. >> well, that's what they said. they couldn't read them because like do da vinci, they were written backwards. no one understands my master plan. >> he writes them backward on the computer screen with a crayon. >> right. i don't have internet. i have been here for six years. i know why obama waited eight days to say anything. they didn't know what the guy had. before he said anything he didn't want the guy to all of a sudden -- he didn't want snowden while he is being interviewed by charlie rose to say their phones aren't being monitored and then you see snowden on the screen and he says, yes they were and all of the data comes down and the american people don't need to know that they were looked at. he presses another button. i see him doing that. they need to know exactly what

was on that thumb drive. >> how do they know that now? snowden says there is a lot more to come. >> exactly. i would hope after eight days they know what is coming and they are gurding their loins accordingly. i am blown away he could take what he did out with the thumbnail thing. but he did. >> it is a thumb drive. >> bill, it is actually not a thumbnail. >> i thought that was the height of the -- i thought this could not be more complicated than a thumbnail computer. >> in like three weeks google will introduce something you stick your them in the computer and you can take them everywhere. >> you need to fight the machines. >> i think america needed the hearing. we needed to see a guy who is established. i feel like president obama is now background noise because he waited too long, but bill

makes a good point. they were probably concerned. >> what president obama said in the interview with charlie rose is nothing different than what he said on the monday after which was the news conference where he is like, blah, blah, i don't want to deal with this. all he did in the charlie rose interview was say it with a little more authority. and there was a lot more time in between. he said look, i understand you are worried. i could write this speech and it would be beautiful. >> i don't think he cares anymore. >> i like your point. maybe he resigned and he is ready to go. >> i think it is like, get me out of this place. i could be in a big movie with george clooney. >> god, i hope he does. >> wouldn't that be awesome? it would be a funny cop film. one a movie star and the other an ex-president. they have 48 hours to find the missing girl. you know what the missing girl is? a beautiful princess. >> the only way they can do it is to pull off the heist of the ma 11 yes, ma'am. the millennium.

>> i was going to say 1600 pennsylvania justice. >> that is terrible. >> it is so terrible it will work. >> 1500 pennsylvania fab. >> no, get out of here. from computers to commuters, will the meter maids win the battle if they are paid to tattle. a soon to be released app will give folks a portion of the fine as incentive if you report illegally parked cars. a canadian start up called spot squad, sounds strange, will allow users to snap peck tours of illegally, pad cars with the gtgps location while the op tau cal character regular cognition grabs the number. they will ticket or toe the car while they get a percentage of the fine with the higher cash amounts for the more cars he rats on. the number of accounts already

set up, quote, we are getting the feeling this is the kind of thing everybody will want to have on their phones, but no one admits to. in response to future finger-pointing many have traded in their cars for roller skates. ♪ >> that was a close one. if that guy doesn't fall i will have to fire our producer. >> he broke his tail bone in three places. >> you shouldn't be carrying a tail bone around while skating. i keep mine at home. you go and buy a tail bone and take it home. you have seen the flinstones. >> evolution should have taken care of it a longtime ago. >> dan, doesn't it bring the worst out of a busy body culture? we are monitors 1k3* creeps like yourself.

>> am i the only one that think snitches get stitches? why promote snitching? >> i don't know. >> and this really upsets me and at the same team i completely understand it. i have wanted to park somewhere and can't find a spot and then i see somebody do an awesome move like park illegally and then i wanted to alert the authorities. this makes it jealousy for tattel-taylors. >> that's the best way to create it is through envy. something tells me you would be the supreme leader. >> you have me pegged all wrong. i think it is ridiculous and bad. >> but you are very competitive and you believe in right and wrong. i could see you cleaning up the city. >> and i wake up at 5:00 a.m. so i could bust everyone before they wake in their drunken slumber. >> i think anyone who down loads this has no right to complain about the nsa tracking any of their phone

calls or e-mails. >> wow. >> that is a very logical stance. >> stop hitting on her. >> it bothers me sometimes. >> the weird thing is, it was coming to me. maybe we can get coffee later. >> i want the old gusto glasses back. >> what i love about this whole promotion is they say users can use there earnings for -- their earnings for charity. i'm thinking and then will give it to the little kids. >> everything about this is creepy. the creepiest part is you get military ranks. if you go through enough people you go from private to general. >> it is so nerdy. the people who came up with this, you have to imagine they were stuffed in a locker for most of their junior high school days. >> completely. >> that was directed at you, will.

>> high school was rough and adulthood hasn't been nice either. >> everybody fulfills their fantasy and you are right everybody signs up for this. >> larry david would have this on his phone. this will fail because nobody understands parking laws. you can see the sign. i am from new york. but nobody understands those thens. and the police unions are not going to allow this, rue they? >> i didn't read that much into the story. just what i had to. i would like to say you are right and no i am not sure. bill you tend to sleep in abandoned cars and it disrupt your habits. >> no, i am a proud american who would never sleep in a car that was i illegally parked. there are even lines i don't cross. >> you don't cross the lines. you just snort them.

>> off the car. it is not possession if it is on the hood and not in my pocket. study up on your laws. >> the thing about this app note alerting the authorities and somebody has gone into a handicapped parking space. it is angry people. they got into the space before they d that guy was quicker, well, screw him. they won't do anything for anybody. >> and you can do it anonymously. nobody has to deal with it anymore. like snowden. >> this is a message board on every town of canada. it is one of the message boards. >> it disrupts my system of wearing cool sunglasses and waiting for them to come back and then threatening him that's my style. that's what i want to do. >> that's called the soder. >> that looks like -- that

image looks like any poster of a movie in the 80s. >> they walk up and i flick the end of my cigarette and i say i have been waiting to talk to you. >> a couple things. one, we love policing other people unless it means something. for example, you will have somebody that william at you because say you are smoking in front of your apartment which happened to me. but if there is a homeless guy taking a dump nobody has the guts to say, dude, move. i have gone over to a person and said you are not doing that and then i get the feces flung at me which i don't mind. >> you were asking for it. >> i was and technically i deserve it. >> sph where were you? >> it is hobo code. and come up with an app like the nose picker h app where you get people picking their nose. >> that's not a good idea. >> i'm sorry i like a hands on approach to clearing my nasal.

>> i am an environmental list. i don't want to waste tissue paper. how hard is it to steel a first grader's lunch money? i tell them i am satan and they believe me. first, could sex ed be taught by porn stars. we didn't do it last night and maybe we won't even do it tomorrow night. i haven't read the story.

anyway, is an oracle coming because she never saw it coming? she is ordered to pay a couple several hundred bucks after telling them they had mass graves on their property. presley rhonda grizzly was found guilty of giving false information in 2011. they told the liberty county

sheriff's office that 30 dismembered corpses were buried within the north houston property. despite the fact this was all based on a vision. the sheriff's office repeated the statement to various media organizations and the story went global. not sure what that means. a dig was done and apart from a pair of garden gnomes nothing was found. honestly, dude, you will have better luck collecting kisses have a koala. >> was is that a kiss? >> another kiss. >> hurt him. >> he did, greg, but it was too gruesome to show. >> he gave them koala herpes. >> yes, it is a herpes sore with his own pocket.

kangaroo vtz pocket. anytime there is an animal with the letter k -- >> from australia? >> it is only tuesday. this is what happens when you do too many things in one day. i don't know where i am. dana, you are a woman. why do women more than men fall for the psychic stuff. i don't know any men on the planet -- >> we sit at home and wait for them to come home so they can eat the dinner we made. >> hold on. -- >>. coming up. >> i currently hope some enterprising blog cuts that out and says finally dana talked some sense. >> it will be like, can you imagine the women's groups? go for it. >> so you are being

sarcastic? >> a little. >> yes, yes. where am i? >> talking bodies, talking dismembered bodies. don't exist. >> yes. >> it is all a ruse? >> yes. >> what kind of morbid psych cig cig -- psychic says -- it is not hard to find a lucky rabbit's foot. hi, i should be on medication. first i think i am a psychic and second i think there are bodies parked in your yard. >> and why am i so into this story? >> will, shouldn't everybody who reported this be sued? the newscasters and everybody who took this seriously? >> neither -- they are picking on the most powerless person in the story. angel walks into a police station and there is plenty of bodies over. there police say that sounds credible, crazy lady and they call up their reporter friends

and then it is a huge story and she is slapped with $7 million and the police are like, well, you know, you shouldn't have reported that to us. >> that is a good point. i hate to argue with the cop side. when a psychic says anything you have to stake it. >> i have seen enough movies where they are right. i think there are bodies in the yard. >> you have to dig it up. >> do you know what oracles do? they say something is near water. the planet is 80% water. >> she wasn't southern. she is from:00 island. >> they heard that accent. >> do you want it green because there are bodies everywhere? >> get out of here you psychic. >> that will be $20. >> can you do a mixed long island -- >> no, my brain will explode.

?i if you are a long island psychic, give me a prediction. >> those glasses are terrible. >> is that a prediction? >> that was more like -- >> i have been waiting to hear that for three years. >> i don't know what i will do. maybe i will move on. >> bill, i had a question for you. do i have a question? >> quickly they said. >> i will say, according to what will said and i asked why that lady dropped the lawsuit against the cop. then they dug up the homes and the brave room -- the green room and the brain room looked and looked and looked. these guys are morons morons and they probably had something on the girl. there is no way this should have halved. they couldn't find anything. i condemn everything houston

offers. well i think we learned a lesson that in meed yeah centers there is a green room where you get food and a brain room that finds information and bill often confuses the two. >> sometimes i eat the brain. coming up, back in school we used to dream about this every day. could it really happen or do dreams fade away? not a story, just something lou dobbs wrote on a napkin. i left and called the cops. do americans prefer dogs over cats? what are the cats planning to do to fight back? cats are clueless, stupid, lazy animals. get it together, cats.

>> should they teachers and the birds and the bees if they weren't on their knees? the the principal of a boarding school proposed that sex ed be taught by porn stars. 24 is disgusting. mark slater who sounds like a porn star says the access to smut is damaging their ability to form relationships. he held a a telegraph that using adult film store stars could add the industry. i wouldn't rule it out because

of what they have done in their life. if i thought that person would put across good values and influence. we should discuss this in something i like to call -- >> lightning roooooouuunnnnndd. lightning round. >> at first it sowfnedz -- sounds like a bad idea and then it sounds like a good ideament it is not a horrible mistake. you don't have an answer 1234*. >> first off, i am surprised somebody went in my brain and took my idea. >> the teacher would be the best. you can see what happens when plastic surgery goes awry and bad decisions in copious amounts. >> you can jump ahead to every bad decision you make against the brilliance of self-control. this is what happens when you give up self-control. the moment you say yes you end up where that person is. it is like time travel.

>> anyone else follow that? >> i cashed out after the a block. >> it seems reasonable enough. it seems like it is being taken out of context. there is a problem with porn saturation among youths. these are people who have firsthand experience as to why this might not be a stellar life choice. you can run for congress and do any number of things. >> run for mayor of new york. >> people think i will a comedian. >> why is this directed at me. >> i think the amount of boys that become pizza thriver reguys will -- pizza delivery guys will sock rocket jie. there is no more pizza delivery in the films. >> the bad acting. >> i have to get to day flaw

because you pitched the story on" the five" and we had to turn it down and you kept sending. i really believe in this. >> the torn teacher story? >> yes. >> the nsa must have taken over my e mile-an-hours. my e-mails. if they decide they want to turn their life around and the class wants to have it and the parents want to have it, so be it. the principal wants to meet a certain porn star and this is the only way to bring her would the being in trouble. >> i heard at the traibl -- table. the word empower you will find one wing and one thing only, a modern day woman and sex. it makes it sound on the up and up. they used to do this when i was a kid, but it was for the just say no program. some sin knee guy came in -- so skin me guy came in and

talked about how he enjoyed too much and snorted a line or two and look how well that did. >> they did it at the allentown affair which i believe i talked about it before. you look at a drug addict and they were not really a drug addict. next topic. are cats not where it is at? that's the majority of americans with a new poll saying we favor fido over felines. pes from the pppppp. it reveals 52% reveal dogs and dwo -- and 21% choose cats. that's 35,000 times. 81% say they like dogs or lough dogs. or love dogs while 58% said -- i hate -- why do i -- i hate doing stories with numbers in them. i feel like it takes forever to get to them. i don't know. i am going to you, dana, for obvious reasons. dogs are more lovable than cats, right? >> i like cats.

i have a dog. >> you what? >> i guess we are photographic evidence. my parents we went up to wyoming and there were a bunch of barn cats. when i was 10 my grandmother said i could take one home, but my dad wasn't going to allow. it i snuck the kitten in a box and pre end pretended it was china. i hid it in my room for three days. and then my dad threatened to flush it down the toilet. my mom has had to take up a collection and picked in. then it was our cat. >> the up story is the cat is now mariah carey. it shows you can overcome anything and be a major pop star and mary a host of a large talent show woulds name escapes me.

something tells me you have a scary looking dog. >> i have a pack of dogs. they protect my apartment in queens. a very elaborate security system. i don't feed them so they are terrible guard dogs. just withered to nothing. >> will, dogs are faithful 1k3* cats couldn't give a crap and isn't that what the poll says? >> most americans like dogs more. we are a lazy people and easy affection. cats are interesting. they are naturally funnier, but for the time being they are the the coastal leaks cht. >> a cat is most likely to talk about it. it is more proof that andy levy is a stupid jerk?

>> as if we needed any, america. you are with me. neither cats nor dogs have the cognitive ability to use an app much less use an iphone. >> nor do they have some. >> thank you. >> have i to go. thanks for explaining that. she actually went and bought an iphone for her dog. >> i got a call from jasper. >> he says he can teak pictures of me. time to take a break. the joy of hate amazon.com the greatest book ever written in the history of world. according to everyone, g gutfeld.com.

is it not so bad to love a nazi dad? the white supremacist who gave his four kids nazi inspired names proposed to his girlfriend on sunday in pennsylvania. that's row -- romantic. he is dressed here in full

gear to pop the question to his girlfriend, bethany white. of course she is white. the public proposal drew a happenedful of protesters, but the swastika pair didn't seem to care. he first made headlines after a store refused to decorate a birthday cake for his son that read "happy birthday, adolf hitler." they lost custody of there kids because of nasty names. great story, dana. another one you pitched while riding your harley in circles out front. throwing broken bottles at elderly people. here is the question, do you think there will be a maid of honor at the wedding? >> i don't think this is all that honorable. it does bother me and i realize they have the right to believe what they want and to marry who they want and name their kids what they want, but

it is insensitive and i think it is bad. i didn't pitch it. >> isn't the lesson that there is a match for everyone except bill schulz? >> that's kind of a sweet way of looking at it. isn't everyone's dad is a nazi at 14? >> terrible joke. >> his last name is schulz. >> don't you think it ruined the proposal -- obviously this is staged. he is going up in his nice, german nazi hitler uniform. >> i am not saying it is nice, but for him it would be formal as opposed to the nickel back t-shirt on a regular basis. >> how dare you impugn neck kill back right now? you owe them an apologize

who -- of a villa vein who is married to chad. condemn him and save yourself a life of misery. >> this guy? >> this guy is a goof ball. he is an idiot. why do you -- why do people who love the nazis so much live the most american towns possible. they live in like these farm towns where it is like hearty america. you are a dummy. besides the em peckable job of tieing a tie -- -- >> we have that app. >> i sensed a bit of jealousy because the girl looked attractive. >> she looked like the hottest girl in the truck spot. look at her. >> no, that's me. that's not her. >> let's try to control this, people. even one of the worst dudes in america can find a woman and still you can't get a date. how discouraging is that? >> i choose not to.

maybe i am more empowered by being by myself. watch your mouth. second of all he has done something adolf has done. i'm sure back in the day adolf is a cool name. not this guy. he almost -- now this guy ruined heath. there are millions of kids named heath and they hate themselves because this this dude. >> do you have a comment on the show? video of your animals doing something? go to fox news.com/red eye. coming up, the post game weren't from andy levy. >> tonight's post game wrap up is sponsored by aerobics, the active exercise program offered in a large class or groups. thanks, aerobics.

back to andy levy. we have the post game report. hi, andy jie. hi, greg. >> straight to president obama and charlie rose. dana, greg asked if the nsa story was blown out of proportion or if obama was impeached and you said you are going with the former. could you be a bigger rhino?

>> no, i couldn't. i am actually the biggest rhino you will ever meet. r-h-i-n-o. but i am sensitive about my weight so layoff that on tv. >> my bad. >> "p" rino. >> there is no h? >> i just came up with that. >> dan you said you have erotic e-mails betweenment -- between us. >> they are a bunch of liars. >> strong words. >> don't take on my passionate e-mails like that. i put a lot of effort into those. >> i would like to say for the record i have not gotten a single one. >> you will, starting tonight. >> that was the point of me bringing that up. will, you said general

alexzander's uniform looked like something from gilbert and sullivan. it is army dress blues. >> and he wears a uniform because he is an active duty four-star general of the. >> how are you an active duty four-star general. >> he commands the cyber command. it is part of the department of defense. >> all right. >> he destroyed you. >> i know. >> and he is hiding how much relish he takes. >> that's already. >> that's it. will, is it me -- have we gone from -- well, these programs will stop a subway bomber to they stop 10 terrorist attacks to stops 12 stris attacks and now these programs stop 50 terrorist attacks. >> i think they were at 12 and then they kind of downsized it to 10. >> and now we are up to whatever we are at. >> 50. >> keep repeating what they said. >> are you going to chime in?

>> can i go to 60 next? >> in this crazy world who would know? >> numbers. 40,000 people died in the highway accidents last year. >> 6,000 and some kind of gun murder. and these are -- it is the terror threat that we use to justify -- >> we talked about that. please watch the show. >> that was called a "red eye" recap. >> dana, can you explain how president obama thinks the record program is transparent because it is over seen by a secret court? >> and he wants to have an advisory board. >> i can't explain it.

>> i think you fit the profile of somebody who will pretend to think it is awful and then earn enough to buy a summer home with the money you make. >> in new york you might be able to do that, but how did i get this reputation where you and greg thought this would be like my biggest -- my thing. >> i know you. >> i am so misunderstood. >> i think it is because we know you. >> i argued and i said you are the type of person who would buy me dinner? >> and i bring my leftovers to help people out. >> that's to bill. >> i would like that to continue, andy. why don't you button up? >> dana actually brings leftover food to bill schulz. and that is a fact. >> well there are two reasons. i want to be helpful and i hate to waste food. >> and when you order things in america you get the huge

plate. >> by the way, dana, you are not helping him, you enabling him. >> there was a little plate of food for bill. >> that's great. i love every bit. >> and i love the fact -- nobody cares, bill. texas psychic being sued. first of all, we should not, and you guys are guilty. don't demonize some psychics because one woman made one bad call. >> i am not for that. nobody. >> you got me there. dan that goes to you. what inned could of -- what kind of morbid psychics report what is in the yard? >> yes, okay. i believe you. >> you asked if even else -- if everyone else should be sued too. cnn and the cbs affiliate settled with the couple. they sued the new york times and abc. i don't know what the deal s. >> we are -- "red eye" is

never reporting on anything from a psychic. i can safely predict that given the fact that none of us have money. >> british prep school headmaster says teachers and sex ed. they had a program where they had a skinny addict come in. don't need a psychic to see that in your future. >> i am just nodding. >> just nod. >> the poll shows americans prefer dogs to cats. >> not a shot given the way cats and dogs are portrayed by you people in the mainstream media and hollywood. the evil guy in the movie stroking a cat and lassie is saving people in a well. >> i think cats have been blamed for almost every catastrophe. >> also, this sinting. in the same poll, 89% of americans said there is something seriously wrong with you if you post pictures of your dog on twitter all day. >> really? >> i have no idea what they are talking about. >> nor do i, partner. >> nor do i. >> what time is it?

>> that's america's dog. >> time to go. >> thank you, andy. dana, schulz, ron. i called you ron. greg gutfeld, that's me. bye. have a great night.

>> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> if you are a u.s. person. the nsa cannot listen to your telephone calls and the nsa cannot target your emails. >> bill: president obama says the u.s. government is not reading private emails. the nsa whistleblower says they are. who do you believe? charles krauthammer will weigh in. >> in particular obviously a crucial way of reproducing whiteness, white supremacy, white privilege. >> bill: far left university of pennsylvania teacher says opposition to late term abortion is driven by white racism. incredible. we will show you what's going on.