george broke up. so ladies, all the single ladies. >> he doesn't want to get married. >> >> welcome to ""red eye". this is the third time it appeared this year and in different places, let's go to tv's andy levy, what is coming up in. >> coming up on the big show, did elliott spitzer cry on "morning joe"? he was stuck on "morning joe" and find out a new segment called this week, i'm sorry if you were o fended and the establishment of a national park on the moon. more like on a sound stage in

california. >> thafrnks, andy. >> you bettcha. >> everything okay down there, little buddy? >> yeah. >> bye. >> let's introduce our guests. i have diane, she anchors business news. well, if hilarity were a hot dog eating contest, many would have entered him, he hosteds the great comedy podcast, comedy bang bang. and in texas, he is a bucket. it's my side kick, bill schultz and sitting next to me, progressive liberal miles mcguinnis. his brother's book is out in

paper back, i changed the title because the first one sucked. this one is called "the death of cool." the first book did not sell at all. now it's available in paper back on july 16th. i hope it does well. >> i hope it doesn't. >> a lock. the lede, it's the first story. remember, greg, if you see something, say something. >> all right, can he find his way after ashley duprea? elliott spitzer is going for new york city comtroller. >> people lie about their taxes and not having paid their taxes and tall rest and that is -- you lied about illegal activity. >> i lied about personal sexual activity, yes and i did that. i'm not trying diminish it. >> you were not lying about an

affair. you were lying about illegal activity. >> that's correct. >> you are saying that lying about illegal activity is not applying here. >> was that other guy "morning joe," i do not watch that show, it's on way too early. it gets emotional. >> what has changed from five or six years ago personally of who you are? >> a lot of pain. a lot of pain. >> that's it? >> yep. >> you go through that pain, you change. >> all right. former governor he will idiot spitzer, thank you very much for coming on the show. >> right after that, he just lunged at her and tried to give her the tongue, disgusting. you know who will never change? this cat.

well, that was interesting, diane you claim to be a woman. do you believe that spitzer has paid enough of a price, should he get another chance or will this put his family through hell? >> it sounds like something straight out of the onion. as you know, i think it says something when the people that are looking to shape the laws of the state cannot abide by them, i think it's kind of sad. at the same time, both guys, all of what they are accused of doing or what they confessed to doing are involved in their personal lives. >> i'm confused by the answer, on one hand you do not like it and the other hand you do. >> i don't like their behavior. >> scott? >> she was turned on, scott. >> this should not be illegal. prostitution should not be illegal, i guess it is in barack

oba obamaa-care america. >> i should be impeached. >> he should be. >> here is the problem, miles. it's not about prostitution, it's about the fact that spitzer prosecuted people for the very things that he was doing privately. doesn't matter if it's illegal or legal, he was actually hypocritical about it, he was putting people in jail for the same things. >> he was a typical republican pig and he was using taxpayer money to -- to fly -- >> he is a democrat. >> oh, hold on. beyond w-- i do not understand why we are villifying someone for this. anthony weiner is the bad guy ever a few pictures.

why single him out? because he is a democrat? >> really, if erp a republican, it would be different? >> if it was a republican, he probably would have raped them. >> okay, that was interesting. >> bill, you were the comptroller, what are their job duties actually. >> that's a time in my life i did not want to go back to. by the way, i know your heart is in the right place, but sometimes i feel you hurt the cause. not only do people care with sex scandals anymore, they do not even judge you on the excuse. that is the one thing that would not get you elected. spitzer did not do an excuse, it was like, all right, you got me. and his giant forehead fell into the screen. >> amazing impression.

>> you do not do the voice. you make this look. so people will buy it. >> i felt like he was here. right now. >> with well, i like to improv, you do. >> you like to. >> whether you actually do, is another -- >> i like to wear black sock up to his knees. >> he likes to keep his socks on and his condom off. >> that was the problem, she did not like the fact that he did not wear protection during certain acts. i know too much about this. >> what acts? >> the back kind, not the front kind. >> so technically did he not do anything, if you want to go by college logic. >> why can't we find any new people. can't we just find somebody else besides weiner and spitzer? >> the people we have are great, that is why we do not need any other singers than chris brown. he is amazing at it. let him do his job. who cares what he does in his

personal life. >> nobody wants to deal with what people have to go through to get in office now. so you have these people coming back in the rotation. it's about being hypocrites. they parade their families around and then say it's none of your business when peep call them on their lies. don't make it about your families if you do not want your family values called into question. >> this in my home does not mean family values. >> she is marrying a so this is good. otherwise the milk building up. >> i am just curious, as if your 40s. >> yes. >> what's with the shirt? >> i'm a huge fan, i collect the figurines, and the movie is coming out, it will be cgi. >> they will not be mute ants. >> they are by definition,

mutents. >> this is interesting to me. >> if they are not mutants, then they would be this big and you would not need to cgi them, so that is ignorant. >> but they are teenage. >> they are teenage and they are mutants, and i'm not talking to a rookie about something i spent most of my life on. >> turtles can be whatever they want to be. >> why do they have to be mutant, you are 42, more importantly, and you collect the figurines. >> they are art, they don't leave the box. i'm collecting art, they have different, you can see my reviews on youtube, where i talk about how they can articulate their arms. i do not play with them, for crying out loud. >> i was curious about the shirt. i apologize, from hookers, to strippers should they pay for hips that sway.

strip clubs may have to give more than taxes back to the city. strip clubs have been audited, and one of the clubs owes $320,000, and cheer leaders half million. they say it's financial desperation and the city is trying to nail them twice, since the clubs pay a business tax, but a city hall source tells the philadelphia daily news, too much facts here people that write this stuff, that the lap dances are a separate experience, hence they add the amusement tax, and subject to the amusement tax, this. >> yes. whoa! [ laughter ] >> i got goat landed. >> bill? what did i say after the supreme court decision, goats and women.

>> you keep chasing that rainbow, goats and women. >> that is polygamy goats, who is going to pay for their health insurance. >> they were kids. >> and goats cannot manage down a slippery slope. >> no, their tiny legs are too wobbly. >> you saw the footage. they were kids. >> all right, diane, can the city get away with taxing strip clubs twice in. >> i think it depends on the payment here. they are talking about it being a price of admission for amuse many many fee s a lap dance fee an admission price to get the dance? i think it's the debate. if the bar charges the cover, they can tax that. trying to pretend to be a lawyer here. i wonder how many auditor applications they are getting in after this story surfaced. let me get this, i go into the

strip club, and evaluate how much they are making and then audit them. >> i was laughing at something ethi else, i said that sentence and then i was thinking of something else. >> it's amazing, it's contagious. >> scott, are strip clubs that much fun to begin with? i usually cry in them? >> not having ever been to one, i would not know. i think, you know, it's typical liberal people trying to tax what people do for enjoy many a -- enjoyment, trying to tax people for enjoyment. what people raise in the privacy of their own homes is up to them.

>> look, if they are gay, yeah, but if they are straight, no. >> wow. it's miles, isn't the city taxing the same thing twice, though? isn't that a problem, isn't that a war against women? >> lap dances are private, so nobody knows how many they do. i have is never been either. this is a great example of the victims always being the easiest prey. women in strip clubs tend not to be educated and they are not aware. >> these are the smartest women in the world. how do you say this? >> if you look at places like pump or baby doll or foxes, they get paid in a toe ken system where they have to cash in the token and the guy is there on thursday and if he does not have enough, they do not get their money. and the lap dances, when they take off their panties, they have the same panties on underneath.

the way to address it is to treat them like illegal aliens, get them on the streets where they can talk to their john's and raise awareness during the lap dance and have a talk about aids and give them condoms. >> now we are passing out pamphlets about aids? >> we need their voice. >> you dance for wealthy older men that pass you around like a cheese tray. and i don't know if you get paid for it. >> audit away. i used to do it all. >> other than that.

>> you go back to one of the seven rooms in the back and you pay her. so they would know, it's not a real song, and it's a problem. six years ago, when obama took office, clubs get significantly worse. it's not a sexy metaphor, it seems smaller. but an um brel a it's huge. >> all right, from tears to jeers, is he the bain for calling her plain. john caught the spot from comments he made who won the first wimbledon title. here is what he said about the player before the championship? >> i wonder if it's her dad, i wonder if her dad did say to her when she was 12, 13, 14, maybe, listen, you are never going to

be a looker, you're never going to be somebody like sharapova, you are going to have to compensate for that. you are going to have to be the most dogged determined fighter that anyone has ever seen on the tennis court. on sunday, he apologized and he said he meant that she does not fit the public perception of the 6 foot tall athlete and thes a fantastic example for all women and that attitude and will and determination together, that talent will get you to the top. for her part, she claims that his comments did not matter saying i'm not blonde, yes, that is a fact. have i dreamed about having a model contract? no. meanwhile in other sporting news. -- >> evan has the chicken, he spins, he drives, he scores. >> buy the kid a ball.

that is so sad, the poor kid. they make fun of him going to the school. he plays basketball with a chicken. terrible. the bbc has apologied, they called his remarks insensitive, does he need to be punished? >> it's a terrible way for her to find out she is ugly. >> terrible. >> even though she is not. >> what? >> i'm not getting that from the story. but, look, i mean, terrible. >> she is a beautiful woman. >> look, she is a tennis player, not everyone has to be a model. you know? i mean, yes, i prefer to date models. and i would never date someone who looks like her. >> you are a beautiful man. >> let alone someone as sweaty as her. look at her, she is disgusting. >> you are a terrible man. >> one can perform their job and not sweat that much. >> she is a delight, she is an american treasure even when she is french. >> why are we doing this story if she is french.

>> diane, are you disgusted by the behavior? >> i do not understand all this. she is not ugly. they keep showing pictures of her on the internet, like in the middle -- >> says the -- >> they keep showing pictures of her in the middle of a tennis shot, with funny faces and of course, she is not going to look great there. >> pretty girls are like, she is not ugly and it's like all high school stuff. >> can you show the picture of her with the trophy. that is actually an average sized plate. she is very tiny. miles. very tiny. i do not have a minute hard, so you have to comment. >> it's a very texas thing that she was degraded like this and it's insulting. i mean, chelsea clinton, and others those powerful fives out there feel humiliated by this, they are saying that fives cannot rock. i think fives are sexier than 10s. >> i think she is a 10. and bill you are a 1.

last word. >> margaret cho is a 10 because i have a fetish. >> nicely put. i think we will end there before we get into trouble. what's the best way from getting sun burned at the beacfirst, wh did jim cary apologize for this time? does it matter? .

>> his position is the same, but he won't call you names, he jim cary has apologied for his comments about gun owners. assault rifle fans, i do not agree with you, nor do i fear

you, but i do love you, and i'm sorry that in my outrage i called you names, that was wrong. by the way, i do not need a crisis manager, just a conscious. meanwhile, second amendment fans continue to hate cary like cats hate cans. >> all right, what did that can do you to you, cat? what is worse, the crime or the apology? >> i don't think that he should have apologized, he let a lot of us down. i think that these people with the assault rifles they do not respect human life and i would like to line them up and shoot them all. >> oh, really? that seems hypocritical, turtle

man. >> if you using violence against these people that want to outlaw violence. >> they like it when it like this, and when you go like that, now i hate it. >> what kind of gun is that? >> two six-shooters from the wild west. >> well done. diane, why does he bother? people have forgotten about it. it's not a big deal. >> i think it's fine for apologizing for calling people names and he can have his opinions, that is fine. >> can't he really? >> i think he came out talking about this violent movie because of the sandy hook shooting and the director made a fool out of him. jim cary felt a little stupid after all that and now he is trying to make waves. >> next time we show footage of the movie, you should say see

scene here. >> it's embarrassing that she did not notice that. a lot of that stuff they do not tell you. >> i was trying to get the quote right. >> terrible. >> how can jim cary look like a fool, more than when he walked out of the bathroom that was stinky and told everyone to not go in there. this was a drop in the ocean compared to that and i do not know what you are saying. >> i don't either, i'm outraged that you are outraged. why do celebrities have to go on twitter and just -- >> exactly. >> i think they should be banned. i think twitter should have a noncelebrity policy. >> all celebrities should not be a you allowed, have their own twitter. >> celebrity twitter, people like me, maybe you, should have our own twitter accounts where we can just talk to celebrities ourselves and not have to deal with these -- >> people bothers you? >> yeah. >> and they have opinions. >> there's two social media

sites where they are competing for the top brass. they have rich elites that you guys should check out. >> thank you. >> and that would leave me with the illegal aliens talking the way we rap. and not having to deal with your bs. >> bill, the recent usa poll and gun owners agree that you should be shot in the face. >> i guess i'm happy that usa today knows i'm alive. but that is not cool. >> and it was a poorly worded question. >> it really was. >> i wrote that one oddly. but, yeah, i realize that emoticons, now diffuse hateful statements. they are like the bless your heart in the south. oh, that dress is not your color, bless your heart. that's the same thing. it's like, i hope you sideways winkie face. everything is fine. >> i do not money that in a bad way. >> i realize, that bill, you are a human emoticon you have an

emoticon face. >> and if i'm surprised about something. >> why do you become japanese? >> why does it have to be vaguely? >> all right, coming up, don't you never ever pull my lever. because i will explode and my nine is easy to load. not a story. first, hey, look, it's the running of the bulls, when you are done, call me bulls.

>> will we get bored in nobody is gored? the annual running of the bulls kicked off. tons of people participated, a rough estimate. but on the first two days, only six were injured, none seriously and no one was gored sadly, in other words, get it together bulls. according to officials the bulls have only killed 15 people. all of them named gary. makes sense, discuss, shall we in the lightning round. >> scott, i looked in the paper, sometimes i do that every morning and i saw rex ryan there. he had run the bulls. he is like a wealthy person. what is going wrong with this

world? only people without jobs should be doing this. >> the world is getting crazier and crazier and people need the adrenalin high. and i think it's up to rich people to do whatever they want with whatever animal they want. i am sure that guy will say, protect the animals, we cannot do that stuff to the animals. i do not need to hear it from bleeding hearts like you. >> it's coming when he asks me. >> there's a show called "hannity's america." i think you should be on the panel. he attacked you, over your stance. >> i tell you what happened, he knew there was a tidal wave of truth coming. surfers run around warning people about tidal waves? no, they surf them. i'm surfing your lake of truth. >> the ones who care cannot

afford that luxury. the huge wheels. >> okay, miles. thoughts on the -- >> raising awareness is the go-to thing for me, animal cruelty is a huge thing, how about one day a year, we flip the script and the bulls run from people. and we see what the bulls see what it's like to get gored. >> come on. >> with maybe a bull horn and you gore the bulls and say, see, it's cruel. >> so you are saying -- >> or you eat a hamburger and a bear trap goes dl-- >> you are saying that the bulls are cruel? >> what do you think i'm talking about? >> it's cruel, people have to chase bulls and see how hard it is. >> if people want to chase bulls, fine, let's let then. to make it mandatory, like what you are saying, come on. >> at least every person in the western world should have to do it once. they should have to see how cruel it is and have to chase the bull and try to stab it's butt. >> i hear you though, this would

work if there was a more competitive element to it. not just -- >> yeah, in a free economy. >> not a government mandated bull. >> let the bulls compete against each other for the right to be gored. >> i said hunting is okay, if you grab the animal and rip the head off with its bare hands. it's like a raccoon, but he will scratch you. >> diane i want to get you into the debate. >> i think they are doing justice to it. >> she does not want to be involved. >> she doesn't. what do you think? >> i root for the bulls every year at the running of the bulls. i think if 15 people are gone because of it, the species got stronger because of it. it root for the you wibulls. >> my fantasy is to have phil doing the running of the bills and then have meat taped all over his body, and you are not

running and you are nailed to a bored and people -- >> bulls do not eat meat. >> no? >> they meat. >> it does not change the fantasy of seeing bill covered in meat and crucified. >> i see what you are saying, they are so angry of what i did to their friends. he not only killed us, he is wear them. >> it's like going to a brazilian soccer team and wearing referee heads. >> transition. a soccer referee in brazil was beheaded by fans after he stabbed a player to death. octavia got in a fist fight and stabbed the player. that is when the fans stoned him to death and deckacadecapitaed

put his head on a stake in the middle of the field. why isn't anyone in the world talking about this story? >> i don't know, it's crazy to me that it happened and like no one is talking about it. >> i think people like you cannot pronounce the names. this is the media. you are afraid of names. >> i am afraid of names. i'm namist. >> they are opposed to hold the world cup. now what? >> i think it's a cover up. i do not think they want to the story out, because it could hurt their chances for the up can. >> yohn is with you. >> -- no one is with you. >> it's not a conspiracy at all. >> transparency. >> that is what we need. >> miles how do you feel about this. you are a big soccer fan. >> i heard a lot about this. i hear about soccer coaches that their kids ares escorted to the schools and it's to make the

working class seem like satisfy acknowled -- like savages, these are the smartest people in the world down there. >> if they want to decapitate a ref, maybe they have a reason. >> if someone stabs you, you have the right to decapitate them. >> they lovemaking central americans look uneducated. work with me, people. >> i am taking a break, i do not understand why it's not on the front page of every newspaper. it's like ridiculous. >> we made it up. in the ideas meeting. >> no we didn't. we have to take a break. amazon.com, look at the cover.

autographed copy. >> where are your glasses? >> that came later. what a jerk he is.

>> i think i'm looney over the moon. two house democrats established a bill that would establish a national park on the surface of the moon. it would mark where the landing on the moons landed. as foreign nations land on the moon, it's necessary to protect

the landing sites. this is another example of the government wasting our money. >> it's madness, what are we doing here? you have this guy that thinks that brazil is in central america or something. and you know -- >> finally. >> it took a commercial break for him to point it out. >> for us to figure that out, but yeah, this guy is crazy. i mean, what is next? you know? if i had an example of a comic exaggeration, i would say that. >> hotel in the sun? >> maybe i would go there. >> something on perform luto would be funny. >> that is because pluto is not a planet anymore. it's a ball of gas. >> you are a ball of gas. >> thank you very much. >> thank you for that tape. that startle tape. >> diane. what do you think? >> i would love to have found out how they came to this

conclusion, that this is going to be their cause. poverty, no, we need a park on the moon. how does this? >> i don't care how this happened, i'm upset. >> you should be. i like your outrage. >> i find it, especially with a v-neck sweater, it's perfect. >> it sounds like something out of the -- it sounds like a complete joke. -- it's an example of americans and republicans. it's a crazy idea. other movies david and james o

'hara. he predicted this. i would not laugh. bill, last word. we are all going to look like him in again20 years. >> don't laugh, wednesday morning, actually, does not bode well for rest of the week. do you have your video of your animal doing something, anything delightful, go to fox news/red eye.com. and the post game report. from tv's andy levy. >> tonight's post game wrap up.

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>> back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up report. sorry. whatever. >> hey. >> i know. >> i don't know what it is anymore. >> i know. >> spitzer, greg, that was not "morning joe." >> those guys look alike. >> not really. >> i don't know. >> he is busy watching imus in the morning. >> that is right, through the window. rubbing my neck because i have a sprain. >> okay. >> diane, you said people are probably separating what you do in the bedroom than your political behavior. but what spitzer did was not in the bedroom, it was an illegal activity. the office that spitzer was running for -- >> you went down easy for that. >> well, it doesn't matter. >> there's a difference. >> i was comparing him and weiner, weiner did not break the

law, but he a lot of blow back for what he did. unfortunate choice of words. >> he did not get any blow back. >> one of the reasons they are eager to let them go, it's because, it has nothing to do with them, what they are, i hope, what they are trying to do. >> you are saying people are ego tore let things go, and you are saying, why can't they find other choices, it's not saying that spitzer will get the office. >> his madam. she is campaigning that prostitution should be legal. >> she is a ""red eye" guest and will be on soon. a delightful woman. >> the office that spitzer is running for, pronounced comp patroller. >> it comes to the first part. it's from the first part.

>> do you have a problem? >> getting the sense that maybe you do. i don't know. i mean, this is a panel i would say, you come on the show and you denegrate an entire country and you say, you do not know what you have a problem with. if you have a problem with them. they have a problem with them. if you have do not have a problem, love it or leave it and i happen to love it, sir. >> how dare you! >> not on my panel! >> go to commercial. >> go to commercial! >> oh! [ speaking french ] >> i have to sit here and take this! >> we will -- we will -- we will drop audio on all of that and put in the national anthem.

and scott, you were incorrect that saying that the ninja turtles would be aliens, that is false. >> i read something and i wanted to say it, and now you are going to come down on me. >> kind of my job, sir. attack on lap dances in philly. you are saying if the bar charges a admission, they can tax that. >> they are saying the lap dance fee should be taxed. >> yes. >> but the club owners say they are taxing the same thing twice. >> but they already tax the admission fee. >> the biggest problem is that the city is saying you owe the money for the past identify years, they are not -- past 5 years, they are saying you now owe hundreds of thousands of dollars.

>> right. >> and miles you probably will be happy to know, last year illinois adopted what they call a skin tax on strip clubs that is used to fund rape crisis centers. >> keep getting involved in these women and take their money and educate other women and teach them about themselves. >> scott, problem? >> this guy, typical liberal loony? are we going to tax president clinton forgetting a lew inski all of a sudden? let people do what they want to do. >> obama said he is going to tax -- diane, you do not understand this because she is not ugly. >> no, that -- i did not get to finish my point. strangely enough i was interrupted so i was not able to finish my point. i think he said something really stupid and unfortunate that he said it and i think it's unfortunate that he did not get

fully quoted. he was trying to say she is getting the the attention because she is talented in the sport of tennis. >> are other women in the nine community open to talking to women in the 5 community? >> miles, let's talk about this. for a guy that claims to be progressive you seem to have no problem rating women on their attractiveness. >> in my opinion, all women are 10s. >> thank you, thank you. >> meanwhile, heidi klum would be a 20. >> come on. >> now you are talking about my grandmother. how dare you. she is angry about the french. i would like to hug her maybe. what kind of low would you not stoop? >> do i answer that? >> oh. >> racism, sexism, ageism, what

are the other ones? okay. >> gym cary apologizing to assault rifle owners, you feel it has something to do with the movie. and the director made a fool of him. the writer the commentator? >> running of the bulls. not the birthplace of pampers, they were created by a researcher in ohio. you claim to like guise of rich being able to do what they want under entertainment? >> yes. >> aren't most of the runners poor people? u get off on it? >> rich people should be able to watch poor people and say that. and say that. >> that did not come across? >> not at all. >> not at all. >> you soft pedalled that one.

grass, hay and grain, so it would make more sense to strap him to a board covered in grass, hay and grain. >> he would smoke the grass, wouldn't he? >> my favorite part of the segment is the paper rustling. >> it's a signature move, scott, you should get one. >> and brazilian soccer fans, refs head a spike, they are saying it's an isolated incident. >> they can say that, but it was all caught on cell phone video, they made one arrest and are still looking for suspects. doesn't bode well for the police. >> i was going to point out that brazil is not in central america and scott kindly pointed it out, it's racist to lump the reasons together, i think. >> yeah, that was probably what the guy was going for, but his teammate ds not pick up the

card. back to you. >> thank you, andy. swell, job, diane, always great, bill, and scott, i see a career in pundit and that does it for me.

o'reilly though is still here. >> bill: the o'reillfaor is on. tonight: >> what do we want? >> justice. >> when do we want it? >> no. [chanting] brill. >> bill: racial division rising as the verdict comes closer. we will have the story of black/white justice. >> there is no other form of intimate relationship that is acceptable to god but the union of one man to one woman for life. for saying that an american preacher was arrested in he can gland. why? john stossel has the story. >> the entire was a bait and