>> really quick. >> let's recap. >> thanks for watching. see you tomorrow. see you tomorrow. get into a little parade. welcome to "red eye" now with 55% more geraldo. now to andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> would america be better off not being the world's only super power? some say no, but pinkos say yes. and some groups are not happy that elliott spitzer is running for new york city controller. we will try to figure out why. and the royal baby is born. a fair and balanced look at what this means in a segment called for and against. >> i guess you are sad you gave up twitter last week. >> why? >> you missed out on a lot of fun. >> i still have my instagram. >> that's good.

you can seat pictures. >> i was able to instagram the pictures. >> fantastic. >> what picture are we talking about? >> the picture of -- i don't know. my mouth. i am bowing out. >> go away then. >> gone. let's welcome our guest. well she is so hot she can light a charcoal grill with her thoughts. i am here with barrett. look at her waive. stop itment stop -- stop it. stop the waiving. and he is so sharp he can mow a lawn with his face, joe pollack. and bright bart editor-in-chief and suicide hotline has put him on hold for of, bill schulz. and if comedic genius was a beer pong college kids would do him for money. jim norton. you are so skinny. >> thank you. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, we still on for a game of twister later? >> we are, i guess.

before we get to the first story we must address something that occurred with our good friend geraldo rivera celebrating his 70th birthday and decided to show how awesome you can look when you are 70 years old. we have a picture of it which we are blocking. anyway, he got a lot of grief for this, jim, but isn't it an unspeakable truth that he looks fabulous? >> it is amazing he sent out the exact opposite part of his body that i do. i go waist down only. >> that is so true. by the way, i love the fact that you have no shame when you are doing that. >> not at all. i even set up smaller things around it for siz enhancement. way to beat a good joke into the ground. >> i was going to say you go to a train store and buy a community. >> and i hit the train with it.

>> barrett, what do you make -- he is fairly attractive, don't you find? >> when i first saw it i was like, bare down, jimmy rivers. he went to my college at the university of arizona. that's w said. >> and his original name was jerry rivers. >> poor jerry. >> he is a river of charm right now. joel, you were telling me in the green room that this served as an inspiration to get back into the gym. >> yes, and i now wear the red glasses every time. it is the key to getting it right. it is important to have eye wear and a well coifed mustache. >> bill, you did a selfie sketch using paste and dirt because you don't have a phone or a computer. you will never look as good as geraldo, ever. >> and then i tried to tweet it, but i tried to jam it into my blackberry, but that doesn't work. his birthday was recently.

it wasn't today though. geraldo was born on july 4th. when i saw that i was proud to be an american. my flag was most decidedly not at half mast. >> there is a certain rule about selfies. if you can't find a person to take a picture of you, you shouldn't take a picture. >> selfies are good. i just look off to the side. like just a sexy duck look. >> was that a mirror image? it looked like the mirror. >> yes. i always like it when people do it so they try to make sure their hand is out of the picture and they are like this. go back to the other way and they are like this and like this. but you do realize the arm is outstretched. your hand isn't out there like this. it is out there because you are holding the camera. >> you either took the picture yourself or you are making a

proclamation. >> a one-armed proclamation. the high point of the story is it has inspired a number of other celebrities who have e-mailed me including -- i want to see if i can guess who this is. do you know who that is? take away the beard and the glasses. >> the uni-bomber. >> it does look like ted caw -- caw swrin ski. >> it looks like roy nolty. >> amanda bynes. >> it is amanda bynes. she has had a rough couple of weekends. >> the weird thing is i saw her in time square. she didn't even have a room. >> that is none other than my idol growing up, kurt russell. >> that is kurt russell? >> it is an uncanning impression. every time kurt sends an e-mail we should have a segment called the kurt locker. we will go back and forth on whatever topic he thinks we should debate on. >> he told me he was preparing

as a role for the lead in "the geraldo factor" and that's why he had the beard and glasses. >> did he tell you which filter he used? >> i don't understand that. >> i think it is valencia. >> and he is aware that it is the o'reilly factor and geraldo has a different show? >> it is called "geraldo at large." >> and believe me it's true. the menu is a snafu. calorie counts in fast-food restaurants are not helping us choose the smaller helpings. a new study found that the customers actually consumed significantly more calories when given information designed to help them make wiser meal choices. so one of the researchers at carnegie mellon outer -- university says there are high hopes that the menu labeling could be a key tool to help combat high obesity levels in this country. unfortunately this approach doesn't appear to be helping very much, even when we give consumers what policy makers thought might help.

one consumer is making an effort to eat better. >> oh man. >> all right. that is as sexy as the geraldo photo. >> how did you get a video of me eating lunch today? >> you are adorable. >> you are. i am glad you shaved. jim you have lost a lot of weight which you wrote about in your new self-help book "love your body, love yourself." >> no, it is called "getting to know me." >> what is your secret? do you read calorie labels? >> i do. a bunch of times friends and i go out on friday and guess how many calories the other will have. it is a fun game and encourages healthy eating. >> it seems not to though. >> it is one of the things bloomburg has done that does not irritate me. i like the calorie counts.

it does make me not eat as much crap as i would. i thought a low mat muffin -- a low fat muffin at starbucks would be like 10 calories, but it is 410. >> it is usually better to have the high fat option for the calories. calorie counts in restaurants are making people fatter according to this research. should they do what diner does and show the big glossy pictures of the food which i love. i love to see the big, giant hogie. >> i do too. america as a whole don't care about looking at calories. you care. i care, but in general they don't care. you have to look at who they were polling. there were people in line in mcdonalds and they had a choice. anywhere in manhattan to go to lunch. anywhere in brooklyn to go to lunch and they chose mcdonalds. these people's celebrated athlete is joey "jaws"

chestnut. >> are you saying these are awesome people because they chose mcdonalds over the hoity-toity restaurants that i never frequent. joe, is it possible that people are just bad at math? >> yes, and when you have the high calorie foods, they are actually more filling. you can eat a very large sandwich with the stuff on it and then you feel full. when you tell yourself it is only 200 calories or whatever you eat more and it is less filling. i have the same philosophy with money. >> that is true. i really do believe that if they had found a decrease in calories by 10% this would be all over the news. the fact is they found an increase in calories from labels not reported. they hid this bill -- they hid this. you will eat pen caps and twine and it doesn't matter. >> easy going in and rough going out. i know exactly why this is the

case. it is the f-it factor. it is the same thing that happens to somebody on the wagon who all of a sudden goes off of it. they never have one drink. they are like, all right. i just need one whiskey. after having the one whiskey they are not even slightly buzzed yet. f-it and they end up in tijuanna four days later. that's the same thing with the food. they will go someplace and they have their heart set on a cinnabun and they see it and then see the calories and they are like, cheating on my diet, my life sucks, single, not making a lot of money. f-it. if i am eating one i can eat 20. who cares? life sucks. that's what happens to every person when they see the calories. >> greg, sounds like a bunch of nay sayers to me. >> i agree with you. we were going to have a segment called naysayers. >> it is so no one can complain. i didn't know. i didn't know. >> that's a good point.

it seems it doesn't work. who knows? maybe it is more meddling that is creating worse problems and it pays to have some knowledge and it pays to know. >> the more you know -- do something. >> the more you take se lfies. >> that is true. >> and you get in great shape and you can. it comes back around. from foods to nudes, are they losing porn as a new prince is born? residents of the tiny ginger bread kingdom called england will have to deal with a new law making it harder toking a success on-line pornography. david cameron, if that is his real name, announced a series of measures taking aim at what he called the corrosive affect of internet smut. and chief among them is that from now on when people sign up for internet service the porn blocking filters will automatically turn on and the customer will tell the service provider he wants them off. in other words he has to admit that he is a perv. but one anti-sensorship group is not happy about the proposal.

warning that sites about sexual health and sexuality and so on will get caught in the same filters as pornography. i believe we have an example of the video that will be sensorred. >> that is disgusting. i need to wash my eyeballs out. joel? >> obviously england has better better -- has different -- different laws than we do, but doesn't this kind of make sense. i look at it this way. if somebody was -- there was a giant faucet in my apartment that was pumping hostess twinkies and cup cakes and i would eat them constantly. if there was an option where there was a store where i would go out and buy the twinkies and the cup cakes i don't buy them. the idea of a barrier, it is not about sensorship. it is a barrier.

it is totally foreign the way we do things in this country. here we have the national security agency watch whatever porn you are looking at and then share it among all sorts of federal agencies. this is also an attempt to get at child pornography. they have this new rule. you can't have pornography depicting rape. they are trying to tell you what you can have and some is not what we would necessarily imagine our government would want to do. they just determined that when this new prince is born, he is not going to be the next prince harry. they decided we can't have another one of those. no porn in england. >> barrett, i i haven't seen you on the show for awhile and that's probably because of a severe porn addiction. do you think a law like this would have helped you? >> it would have helped a lot, and it is good to be back. >> by the way, you look fantastic. >> porn does me well. what is upsetting about this is it is going to be so

difficult to see big ben now. if what they are doing is -- what they are watching is illegal, then it probably should be sensorred. if it is within the law -- i don't know, is it sensorship or -- >> again i compare it to going to the store to buying playboy. by the way, nobody pays for porn. this actually is -- it is basically -- it is a different inned could of transmission -- it is a different kind of transmission that people are not used to. >> shouldn't you have to call up as an adult and say i don't want it? it is more people telling you what is good or bad. kids can get it. well a, stop having kids. b, put the button so you can't get the porn in your house so your dumb kids don't get it. >> nobody puts that button. >> i don't mind this because not only am i ashamed, but i pulverize him once a week to make sure i get porn and list

the titles i will be watching. >> you turn that into a phone 6 call that you don't have to pay for. you start listing the titles. it doesn't matter if it is a male or female. >> guess what that one is about. >> i love the idea of you waiting 20 minutes to record it so you can get that live person and really let them know. >> bill, your blog might get caught up in these filters. do you worry people will not know your suffering? >> i don't have a big audience to begin with. not a lot of fellow sequentials out there or ones that have internet. fear not, my friends across the pond. though you have gained a prince you have not lost pictures of prince albert. porn, to quote gold bloom in jurassic park, i don't care what blocks you have, porn comes through. it will be on whatever site you see. >> that's what i'm saying.

i don't see how this a problem. if you want to get it, you will get it. i always felt that the problem with modern aiming and pornography is it comes into your house whether you want it or not. and most people when they see it they want it. you should have an option that is like, well, okay, if you want it, then call for it. this isn't sensorship. it is just creating an option where you have to make the extra step. you have to go to the store. i don't see that as an issue. >> maybe the no. it does hurt marriage -- facebook and all of that stuff it is hard to not be a creep when it is there in front of you. >> i know. >> we are the first generation to deal with that. >> people don't understand that it is a novel experiment when you are delivering a matter of novelty. it is a novelty because every image is new. you never get tired of it. try to have a single person compete with that, and it is almost impossible. >> i can't have a single person compete with another person.

terrible boyfriend. >> that's the thing. why not have a turn that turns it off and then have a call and turn it on. >> what is free? amateur porn. we will never escape amateur porn. all you have to do is lift your shade. there are two human beings that look like gorillas rolling around on each other every day and that is the original free porn. >> that's because you live in the zoo. >> have you been to a zoo? it is a cess pool of filth. there should be a warning for any kid going in there. i learned what sex was because of two ant eaters and it scared me for good. >> on that disgusting note, jim norton will discuss his new book, my smile is your rainbow. it is now in the first printing. he forgot the semicolon. >> but first, will a media blitz help the spits? i am busy photographing myself in a bathroom.

they are in fits over spitz. the national organization of women or now has slammed elliott spitzer saying he is disqualified for comptroller and pointed out that prostitution is not a victimless crime. now they argued that they are not wrong. they are uniting women together. wright said sleeping with prostitutes while campaigning as governor calls into question every future public act he would undertake. she adds if we don't hold officials accountable for their poor judgment they will subject themselves to the awful decisions again. here is an otter who plays dead.

>> how do you teachers teachers and an otter to do anything? >> i know he was moving the whole time. >> given the context of how otters can act that is like the marlon brando of otter. >> one out of four stars. >> i go to you for no particular reason. should spitzer's hooker scandal disqualify himself? >> no. it is like the quote where a woman said until we start judging him for the terribly poor judgment. how about we stop judging people for what they do in their personal lives? it is not our business. i get the huh poke craw see where he is fighting against hookers and he is getting a hooker. so what? look at these politicians against homosexuality and then they are homosexuals. even fe they are not getting

hookers they are a liar. it is out in the open and i don't like spitzer even though he represents me lifestyle wise. anything now he says i go against. they will use it as a platform to bash prostitution. it is crap. >> barrett he is running against the woman who is going to jail for being a madam. >> that's the thing that bugs me. i would vote for her over him because she went to jail for what she did. >> well, i mean, i don't -- it is like you said. they are all liars. at the end of the day i feel like when anyone is running for something in this country whether it be -- it doesn't matter. you are choosing between the bigger idiot now. i probably would vote for her. i would not vote for him simply because, yes, i agree with this woman. i think soliciting a prostitute is gross. i don't want to vote for a guy who has been doing it. i know it now. i am not voting at nyc.

>> joel, is this a big difference between what spitzer does and what you do every friday? >> not at all. have i a cultural connection -- i have a cultural connection with wiener and spitzer. there is an interesting thing. he said he had is a christian episode of forgiveness and he was able to wind back what he did. wiener and spitzer is not doing that. i think that people are supporting spitzer and wiener because it is a protest vote. you are sick and tired of what people in office behaving responsibly are doing. it is not in their personal lives, but their public lives. people say, you know what, i am going for that crazy guy because he may be weird and immoral or whatever, but he is not one of the people i have come to expect. he is a protest vote which is why he is doing well. >> bill, women recoil from

spitzer almost as much as they recoil from you. can he win without them? why aren't you answering the question? >> he can't because there are women in new york and i have seen them, a lot of them. that's how i know because they recoil from me. the big argument is him against prostitution and oh he was with a prostitute to begin with and human trafficking goes hand in hand with prostitutes. first of all, maybe that is the case. >> of course that is the case, but he got a call girl and there is a big difference there. call girls have someone watching over them and they are not in the street. that is not happening in that division. that's like the triple-a division of prostitution. as far as the street walkers are concerned, they will stop when we legalize this. it is silly we don't. if you want to talk about being anti-woman, talk about being anti-woman because of the stupid, stupid business is still illegal. leave spit swre r out. >> if you want honest

politicians stop letting them be crucified telling the truth. paula deen is a great example of what happens when you tell the truth. people step back and watch you get crucified. we deserve every liar we get and we ask for. >> the problem is i have to go back, spitzer prosecuted people for doing what he did. >> she a creep. he is a creep. he is a creep in a group of creeps. they were hands-off with clinton even though he was talking about defense of marriage act and how important that was and what he was doing in his personal life. they are all frauds. >> they r. joel, i saw you wanting to butt in. >> i was listening in fascination. i think they are also taking the opportunity to be bipartisan about it. a lot of times they take the pot shots and maybe this is a chance to earn the street creds. they are republicans in this race. there is a guy who is the republican candidate and this isn't over.

spitzer could win the primary and then face burnett who is a stellar guy. that could be much more interesting. >> he should portray himself as richard gear to the women. instead of any ads that show him he should have an ad that shows a mantage -- montage of "pretty woman." popping the jewelry box and going up the fire escape. i would vote for that. >> now you have turned. >> i do think the problem is -- you said the bigger idiot versus idiot. why are there no alternatives ? why are there so few people? i don't understand why nobody who was successful in a private enterprise wants to run for office. that's what it is. >> all of them will be instantly known to us. the minute we stop judging these people for whatever they have got, maybe we will get some good people. for now it is spitzer and they will probably win. >> people in the private sector who are successful are

not as good as being smooth liars and snakes. they trip up fast. look up dumb romney. you don't say that in a meeting with his cell phone. you don't do it. >> that's exactly right. people -- private businessmen do not know how to just fake it. they have a hard time. they say hard, ugly truths that get them in trouble. have to take a break. swiss banking giant has reached an agreement with the u.s. housing agencies to settle claims for mortgage investment. we are not doing that story. instead, what is new with the royal baby? considering it has just been born, probably everything. hey, look at that.

so, a baby was born today. he is british and small. everyone is talking about him. even my cousin carl and my cousin carl does not talk about much. actually we think carl is a little weird. he doesn't talk. i am for the baby. bill is against it. we are going to settle it in a segment called -- for, slash against. >> bill, i am for this baby. >> i am against it. >> i think this baby is amazing. >> i don't think it is a baby. >> it is a baby. >> i am against babies.

>> i think this baby is a miracle. >> i'm against you. >> i agree. i wish you were against me. >> how can we make that happen? >> perhaps after the show. >> do i need to buy you cocktails? >> yes. >> that was the greatest debate i have ever seen on television. jim, you were excited over this story. >> i was. everything royal. you know me, greg. i literally can't think of anything that has less value to me. i could care less. i hope the baby is good. pipa, i would love to sleep with. it is not going to happen. >> pipa is adorable. i have to say i like the royal family. the guys are in the military. they are good people. it is the media thing. it is the media thing that drives me crazy. it is so media.

>> that's the problem i had. i find the queen to be cold and unlikeable with cankles. she is not a pleasant woman. >> i don't think at that age you can't not have cankles. >> maybe. >> it is 2013, but the reaction never changes. it is always the same. >> i love babies. i have an 18-month-old and she is a lot of fun. >> stop bragging. >> i have to. >> we all don't. i think it is a great relief from stories of murder and manslaughter. and even other royal family have bad news. the belgium king abdocated saying i don't want this royal life. you have somebody accepting the difficult circumstances into which they were born by producing another leir to the -- heir to the thrown. >> he said i don't want to be royalty anymore. he probably took the money and went to mexico. >> he was close to 90.

the other thing is belgium is falling apart. >> they have no god. they have no government. >> the finish and dutch speaking part, he is giving his son a house falling apart saying fix it. i don't know what to do. >> the civil war between the elves and the trolls within the society, lots of throwing ofed to stools. crazy place. >> nuts. some parents have delayed naming their child to avoid or copy the royal baby name. i think that is charming. >> i think it is sweet. by the way, i talked to the queen the other day and she likes you. >> she follows me on twitter. she tweets me lol. >> i love him. i don't know why he doesn't like me. i just wanted you to know that. >> the best part -- >> well -- >> no, come on, i want to hear. >> i think that this whole thing of waiting to announce the baby name should really be

left up to american celebrities. you know that the baby's name is going to be something boring because they have to name him something like john or william or george and they should leave it up to the kardashians naming their baby north. >> that was a great name, north. >> or apple. that's our thing, not their thing. >> i love the fact that watching the royal watchers, which is a thing, they watch the royals. i am an espn watcher, have no segment. the royal watchers when they are filling time after they have said everything they are going to say, they still don't know if the baby is born and don't know the gender. they are standing there with their mic answering questions. one guy goes, this baby has no idea what it is in for. i remember thinking, you can kind of say that about all babies. even when they are discovering their thumb at that point, they have no idea what they are in for. across the board, all babies. >> everything is new to them.

>> and that is what is wonderful. their eyes are always open to the excited add ven sture we have -- adventure swree grown tired of. we have grown tired of. >> scientists claim to have found the human brain misery monthly -- molecule. they isolated the protein in the pituitary gland that triggers the released of hormones linked with stress. they think it opens up to design drugs to control it and then feeds the misery extract to mily cyrus. to miley cyrus. would you take the drug if you would never have to feel emotional pain? isn't that the point? >> it would be nice to not feel it. i always assumed the misery molecule was in the testicals. when mine are emptied i feel happy. >> you are a charmer.

>> that's why the queen likes you. >> i would have to say yes, i would take it. i think all of these things, these personality traits we have , these senses of humor, they are necessary for chemical releases. in 500 years, a thousand years we will be bland and boring aliens. it will be okay because we will feel amazing. >> that is true. and feeling amazing is important. what say you if you were never stressed? would you take this? >> it sounds great for a quick fix, but no. i think we need stress and depression and anxiety in our life. by the way, i thought they found the misery molecule and it was called grown-ups three. >> a jab at our good friend. >> sorry. >> if there were no misery and no depression there would be no great bars to drowned our sorrows. there would be no woody allen

movies and no damion rice songs. it just wouldn't be the place it is. i think we are fine with it. >> if we got rid of anxiety wouldn't we find something else to replace it with? >> and i think that it is only a matter of time before somebody takes this molecule and weapon nieceses it. weaponizes it. we need the u.n to step in here and monitor the use of the misery molecule in case it causes the nations to collapse in despair. >> bill, last word. >> we are still going to complain. it doesn't matter if you are happy or sad. people love to complain. this time we will complain about how happy we are and how positive everything is. what h sara mclaughlin because her career is done. the wining will continue. the misery monthly cure or not. -- molecule or not. >> thank you, bill, for whatever he said. i zoned out. we are going to talk about something, joy of hate. autographed copy and this will

make you happy. you don't need a molecule transplant for this. g gutfeld.com.

will hollywood rue after all of their poo? several movies have had budgets over 100 million. "pacific rim,"" white house down" and "the lone ranger" staring doris day, johnny depp and they have all under performed. there are too many flicks being released at the same time is the culprit. and also, it is a pile of crap. jim, what is going on here? >> too much attention is being put on $80 million worth of special affects and not much on story. it reminds me of the delightful tale i read of a man who rediscovers his love of butterflies and hats. it is sure to be a summer hit. it is moving.

i wanted it to be played by jack lemmon and he is dead as is peter faulk, so i don't know who to get. i am thinking owen wilson and yasik-koto as the wife. >> barrett, does this anger you? you are an actress. >> i want to read for that movie. you better bring me in for an addition. i think it goes in waves. hollywood has a lot of bombs. there were successful big budget movies earlier this summer and now there is a string of bad ones. but it has a lot to do with quality. like you said, the quality of movies now because there are so many of the qualities going down. and people have a lot of options now. personally i would rather stay home and watch a great tv show like "breaking bad" or" -- or "game of thrones" or, awkward, "red eye" because we are in the golden age of television.

>> especially "red eye." joel, you live out west in what they call, i believe, tinseltown. you must run into stars all the time. what do you tell them? what do they tell you? >> i think they told me obama was great and the economy was improving and awful these people were going to run to the movie theaters with fistfuls of cash. that is hollywood buying into its own propaganda. the fifth consecutive summer recovery in a row didn't happen. i think the box office was not showing -- i saw a great documentary recently. 20 feet from stardom is about the back up singers. there is a lot of good film being made. i don't see movies. you were cast on a film on a big piece of crap that should die. you even failed at that. >> i got cast in it. that is no small feet. >> and i didn't. >> and you read for the bill schulz role. >> i put my heart and soul

into that addition. >> that was the problem. it was supposed to be a piece of poop. >> you can't answer the question now. we have to take a break. post game report from tv's andy levy is coming up.

tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. andy? >> i want to talk about the selfie. there is a rule if you can't find somebody else to take the picture you shouldn't take it. >> yes. >> i don't think you know what a selfie is. >> exactly. but there shouldn't be selfie. the equation was nobody was there to take it or nobody wanted to, so don't. >> i have a better rule. i don't know if you remember the original geraldo image is sideways? >> yes. >> if you don't have enough technical skill to rotate the picture, you shouldn't be posting selfies. i think that's a fair rule. putting calorie counts on menus doesn't matter. you pointed out that maybe doing the study on mcdonalds isn't the best idea which is a fair point. mcdonalds gets hammered on how unhealthy the food is and they talk about fast-food restaurants being the reason for the calorie count things.

it shows that this was a lead of crap. a load of crap. >> point taken. >> he slaughtered you. a lot of times guests will just leave. >> i am never coming back now. >> who is the real loser here 1234 i am against violence toward women. >> so true, andy. >> i kind of agree because the good thing is nobody can say they didn't know. i enjoyed your book on the subject. it is now you know dummy. >> and i felt guilty about that title because it was exclusionary. i do like a good calorie count. i won't eat in a place like that one. >> is that true? >> no. >> i will eat anywhere. >> greg, you said low fat equals more sugar. and it is almost better to have the high fat option. >> that's where i go. >> is this the view? >> what kind of show did this turn into? you are talking about low fat

muffins. >> what makes you fat is low fat options. that's my theory. i am just telling you. you know what is a great po nie t, salad dressings. get thousand island or frefn. high fat, you are okay. >> i feel like you are the jenni mccarthy of "red eye" at this po nie t. >> there are a lot of good things about jenni. >> just trying to figure out what it would be like if i were her. >> and julie downs, the lead author of the study, now that the calorie count, the government inter section -- intervention shows it doesn't work she wants to tax sugar restuff and healthier stuff. let's try more government intervention. >> that's the point. it doesn't end. failure be gets more failure. >> the only problem is i hate government intervention, but i am tired of paying health insurance rates that are

higher because people's obsessive shoving food in their faces. it is like smoking or anything else. i don't care if you do it. i don't want to help you if you grab your chest and fall down the steps. >> i'm sure something will kill me i could have avoided. smashed over the head by somebody i suspect is a woman. >> speaking of which let's talk about on-line porn. >> jill, you mentioned one of the other things prime minister cameron is calling for in addition to the opt in thing is making it criminal to possess what they are calling extreme porn. my question is so what about nonpornographic movies that have simulated rape scenes like "the accused" or" you are -- or "irreversible." do they decide what is good and what is not? >> basically they are saying we want to regulate the content of what is happening and this artistic expression.

we do with certain kinds of things, child pornography, but if there are not children being harmed or animals being harmed and there was a court case here recently, it is not what we expect our government to do on this side of the pond. >> you said if what they are watching should be unsensorred, but $not about watching i will -- but it is not about watching illegal stuff. >> i didn't realize that. i got it now. again, i am leaving. >> they never do it just once. i am here if you want to talk. >> greg, you said you don't see what the problem is with this. if you want the porn you can get it. you just have to opt in. >> look at it this way. the internet service provider now has a list of who opted in to be able to get porn. so what is to stop giving what we know about the nsa and stuff like that, what will stop the government from getting its hands on the list and accidentally leaking the names of the political opposition that signed up to get the porn. >> you know what, you used to

have to worry when you went into the liquor store to buy your swank. >> that actually happened, you know. clarence thomas during his confirmation there was a thing of videos he rented. it does happen. >> that is a problem. how did he get those? was it a private investigator? they went to his video place. >> was he renting porn? >> they fell out of his robe. >> it was pretty obvious. >> i am picturing a lot of british husbands turning into free speech champions. honey, i don't want to watch porn, about but i feel bad the government is censoring this i will opt in. now slams elliott spitzer. you know mark sanford had him and they don't have the option. we just get guilt. we don't get redemption. >> before we do anything wrong.

what are you talking about? that was over my head right now. >> catholicism is fond of is it too. >> guilt? >> yes. >> you also get the redemption thing. >> royal baby. barry, first of all you can't blame the name apple on american celebrity since gwenyth paltrow's wife is british. >> i will take my mic off and leave. >> i know a couple of halfway houses. >> by the way, i bet this kid is a real prince. >> nice. >> hollywood flops, jim, i would like to see peter fonda in your movie about the man who discovers his love of butterflies. >> who doesn't live him? >> it is a companion piece. >> a delightful actor. >> he has become a modern day henry fonda. >> almost. >> by the way "pacific rim" that is kind of bombing is a great movie. >> i love him.

>> people should see it. >> great director. go away, andy. barrett, bill, joel, jim, me. try to keep up with that. see you later, tomorrow, i hope. .

i'm harris in for shep. now the factor. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> there are very few african-americans who haven't had the experience of getting on an elevator and a woman clutching her purse nervously and holding her beth until she had a chance to get off. >> bill: why is that so, mr. president? why are african-american men under such scrutiny? tonight we will tell you. in a no-spin talking points memo. >> i'm not a witch. >> bill: but apparently the irs thought christine o'donnell was a threat and the agency scrutinized her possibly committing a crime. we have a factor investigation. welcome humble duty future