thank you for being with us tonight. there are open threads to discuss issues tonight. just about anything you want to talk about. gretawire.com. tomorrow, 9:00 a.m., "varney & company." right now, "the five." >> hello, everyone, i'm kimberly guilfoyle, along with dana me reyna, bob beckel, eric bolling, gary gutfeld and this is "the five." with new revelations in the anthony weiner/carlos danger sexting scandal, the mayoral race has turned into a three-ring circus. >> weiner -- >> the late-night comedians are having a field day. >> anthony weiner is saying he hopes people will give him a second chance. i'm all in favor for that, but i

believe this would be his third chance. >> you know, anthony weiner said yesterday he wants closure. you want closure? start with your zipper. close your zipper and start with that. >> you'll spin this by saying, see, i was right all along. i made a promise that there was more sleaze out there and i'm a man of my word. weiner 2013! >> and today, weiner had another press conference where he admitted that there were even more women involved than previously known. >> good morning, i'm anthony weiner, democratic candidate for the mayor of new york. >> how many women were there? can you remember? >> there were more than -- there were few, i don't have a specific number for you. >> how many conversations did you have with women asking you -- that were sexual in nature? >> i don't believe i had any more than three. >> why don't you just right now tell everybody everything that you could possibly remember about this so that we all get it out of the way and then you can

just go back to -- to a real campaign? >> basically i have. i mean, the only thing you haven't learned you want names of people, right? i'm not going to do that. why should i drag them into this? >> okay. so very interesting. most importantly, he's still in the race. i mean, it's making a mockery of new york city. of the mayoral race. sort of amusing to talk about it for a couple of days, but is this a good idea for governance in new york city, eric? >> probably not. you know, i think he's still going to stay in and i think he's going to win. that's how crazy whacked out this city is. that's how crazy whacked out democrats are too. they look the other way on that stuff. but really you have to go back and say is this the guy you want to trust your money with, your future of your city with? you have to say no. but that being said, i don't know. pretty forgiving place. >> okay. so you think -- is he going to stay in it? yeah, his wife is standing by his side. we'll get to that later, but greg, your take. >> he's still the most qualified

candidate out there unless andy dick enters the race. i don't know. is huma arabic for door mat or what? i have to talk about that marriage. that is the fakest marriage since hannity & combs. >> okay. no surprise. should it matter if the guy is qualified, capable of doing the job? is he the best candidate? >> have you ever heard the story of lorena bobbitt? >> of course, bob. >> that's my advice to her. he's not going to win. i mean, even that -- even that woman quinn, it's like -- a housewife -- never mind. but i think this is too much. this is too much even for new york. but although new york has had a long history of electing some really bad mayors. >> okay. how about one that uses the name carlos danger? gets accosted by the real carlos

danger who said why did you steal my name? you can't make this stuff up. i want's like someone is writing jokes for television. someone is saying this is too farfetched. >> it would be on a channel i probably never watched. >> perhaps. >> i do believe that everybody can seek redemption and forgiveness. i think -- i don't want to judge their marriage. i want to judge him on qualifications for the city, walking in here and watching the traffic and the potholes. and aside from the sex scandal, i have no idea what his platform is to improve anything in this city. crime or terrorism, anti-terror efforts, education, taxes, business. he actually has been completely unable to articulate that. >> not true. he says that he's going to reduce criminality by repursing criminals with pictures of his genitals. >> well, if that -- i suppose. but there are people that are

qualified in the race. one of them can't get any attention at all and it's a shame, joe loda, running as a republican. hopefully, after -- maybe after labor day when people start to focus in on who they want to be mayor of this city. >> i want him to win. because we know there's no republican. republican is never going to win mayor of new york city. that's not going to happen. >> mayor bloomberg won. >> you know how mayor -- we get a lot of material from mayor bloomberg. do you know how much weiner material we'll have? >> i don't understand it. >> like today. >> well, real quick, isn't it a distraction though trying to govern the city? >> joseph curl, i don't know if you know him. >> i know joe curl. >> he pointed something out today. maybe the timing of this is -- i don't know. planned? roll some of this out in front

of the hillary 2016. >> i'll be impressed if you can roll obama into this. >> if you can do that. >> will you explain that again? >> sure. so you desensitize the american voter to sex scandals in front of hillary's very, very -- it's going to be very obvious, one of the things you ask, why would you let him get away with it when bill clinton had monica lewinsky running in out of the places. >> you know it's bad when bill clinton runs out. he stopped making out with his stripper. nothing comes close in this -- to what bill clinton did. let's face it. bill clinton got away -- >> that didn't matter, right? >> it didn't matter. >> he wasn't an accomplished person. so you could look at it and say, okay, at least he, you know, has whatever. >> but --

>> i can't think of anything. >> we're focusing on huma, right? why would she be like that? but then don't we do the same thing when hillary clinton runs in 2016? why is she a door mat? >> is that going to matter at that point? has enough time passed where people will have a faded memory about it, we dealt with that. why are bringing that up. dennis miller say why is she continuing to stand by him, is this a good thing for the war on women, why is she being so supportive of when he's obviously lied to her? i think quite frankly, you know, made a fool of her. i give him the boot. but let's hear dennis miller had to say. >> give him a lot more than. >> by the way, my congratulations to huma abedin for standing by whitey bulger -- is that the name he's using right now? i think huma will leave anthony when he changes his party

affiliation to republican. that's the only thing she considers a bit perverse. >> he is actually right. if he switches party affiliation, i've had enough. >> try switching his name. the thing about clinton was, people have become desensitized to clinton. when he got caught, it wasn't as if everybody fell off their stool and said, oh, that was terrible. they would have done that if it was george h.w. bush. with clinton it's so what. >> what are you talking about? they brought him in front of congress. >> i know. a bunch of right-wing republicans and they got destroyed. >> do you know what this is? i call this breitbart's revenge which is sexual diarrhea. he is laughing at this somewhere. remember, it was weiner that really trashed breitbart when he came out with this stuff and made him look bad. as far as weiner calling this a marital problem, like if you have a cocaine addiction you call it a nasal problem. it's about what you're doing in the marriage. he's got to go. >> i'll give you the final comment on that.

nasal -- >> i want to give props to greg on that nasal thing. he's exactly right. >> spoken like a -- >> but bob, can i ask you, do you think this has a negative effect on democrats nationally? >> yeah, sure. i mean, also on the democrats running on the ballot for the city council, things like that. i think this thing -- fortunately it will be -- it will sort itself out pretty quickly, but right now he's taken -- as i was saying, the -- there's no more coverage of the mayor race. the only thing you could get from the other ones is they buy time. >> and when you listen to the media that was shouting questions to weiner earlier, they are not going to let this go. they have had it with him. and they're disgusted. >> think about his staff too. not that staff, but his staff that works for him who are committed -- who decided to commit and hope this is okay. now they'll get screwed. >> but how -- when we say that he lied to her, we know that he did that at some point. but he has said as we said today that more was going to come out.

i assume that she knew that as well. >> but after the scandal. >> right. but i think they -- >> the stuff happens well afterwards. that's the problem. >> and did a magazine interview. >> you set yourself up for another round of this. >> because he's obviously sick and he can't stop himself. i don't want someone governing that he can't keep it together. >> bob, if you're going to stay in the race, if he were to not have been out today, talking about something, i think then your whole campaign would have turned around. >> by the bay, did he feel so entitled to be so mayor of new york city? when he's so screwed up? you can't do the decision making. but some are better at keeping it together than he is. that's for sure. he's an embarrassment and he continues to do this. it's one thing to forgive somebody, who was supposed to go to counseling, didn't work, get your money back. now he's continued to do it. he makes a fool of his wife, embarrassing their child. i mean, he's a joke.

>> right. >> i'm done with him. >> being the butt of the late night jokes, bad or good? >> no, that's bad. for a politician -- >> until you're elected. >> if it was about your eating habits, like about chris christie's weight problem, you can deal with it. but when it's about the fact that you take fun house pictures -- fun house mirror pictures of your genitals and send it to women every night you're reminded you're a loser. >> i don't think that will get him in trouble with the voter. >> what will? >> that he lied about it. he literally said, i was hacked, andrew breitbart is full of you know what, b.s. and then he lied and got members of congress to back him. >> he give perverts a bad name. >> he really does. they're embarrassed by him. >> remember in clinton in '88 he was -- everybody left the room. he got the butt of the jokes on the late night shows and then he

went on with the saxophone. turned it around. >> right. >> what does weiner do? go on with an extra pair of underwear? >> play a saxophone. >> dana -- >> i didn't say that. >> you're a pure -- >> what happened, bob? >> didn't say that. >> i don't know. i think she's going to hell. >> i think eric said that. >> how about this. here's an idea why don't we create a separate island and call it pervert island. and send all of the democrats and some of the republicans and they can all go there and you can be -- he can be a mayor. >> like detroit. >> i was going to say -- >> good idea, dana. take over detroit. >> you're mayor of that. >> i would like to be. >> see that? bob calls that, you know, heaven. mecca. that's his holy land, right? >> i don't think this can last -- it will go through the weekend with editorials. next week if he stays in, it will move on to something else. i hope for her sake, that people stop focusing on i.

>> i don't have sympathy for her anymore. >> why? because he said he lied to her. >> i'm sorry, but she's in it for power and status. >> well, that could be. >> you know -- >> you're a pushover. >> so time-out. >> if she leaves him -- >> but her mentor stays so she stays. >> 2016 comes around, we know how close she is with hillary clinton. >> right. >> she'd be better off away from him. >> but, no, an obvious question -- >> if your wife or girlfriend sees you, say you've got bad eyes. don't ever admit it. >> that's your advice? >> unless you pay with a check. >> it will cost you for the rest of your life. >> then don't do it, bob. have you ever thought about that? we don't have time for this little minicounseling session, but all right, up next, rapper jay z is breaking out the swear words again.

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♪ so yesterday i suggested the race merchants like obama, holder, jackson and sharpton were interested in dividing america and bob's head exploded as did the democrats. but today, holder announced that the doj will sue the state over texas over what he said are racial problems over the voting practices. >> we'll ask the court to subject texas to a preclearance prejeem similar to the one required by the voting rights

act. based on intentional racial discrimination that was presented just last year, we believe that the state of texas should be required to go through a preclearance process whenever it changes its voting laws and practices. >> the a.g. is thumbing his nose at the supreme court so he can widen the race divide in america and by going after texas, the reddest of red states, he's playing pure politics. divide and conquer. good for the race baiter, bad for america. bob, surely you're ashamed. >> not in the slightest. look, i don't think every county in texas should be subjected to that but there are a lot of them. counties in texas where you have to go -- where hispanics have to go three counties over to get registered to vote. they have the oldest voting machines. they have sheriffs who run the elections and the governor is probably the worst in the country. and i would of course subject texas to that. >> in the aftermath of the supreme court ruling a couple of months ago, texas said they'll

change some of the voting practices. kimberly, that's exactly what eric holder went after. but why texas? why not some of the other states? >> because it matters to him politically so he'll make an example out of texas. he's trying to work within what the supreme court rules to say that texas doesn't meet the standards. what's going to happen, even if he convinces a judge in texas to do this it will get overruled and struck down by a higher court for sure. more political pandering and holder thinks somebody died and made him god. >> i mean, we're not -- this goes back to lyndon johnson. >> he thinks it's the best test case to make an example there. >> go ahead. >> actually last year it was the dnc that said that texas was going to be in play. in the 2012 election. they're making inroad, the democrats are. one is the entire state, which i think is a bit ridiculous. i think this is another signal that the department of justice, eric holder who just last week

suggested the civil rights case was going to be brought against george zimmerman, that that is -- this is another clue that they are not going to do it. >> well, but, you're saying that with -- but have you seen the voting processes in texas? i have. they are just absolutely -- >> i have never been a voter in texas. i have been to texas. >> i know you have. >> a lot. i think it's a pretty diverse state and i think what's interesting here too is that the supreme court spoke. the congressional relations are so bad between the administration and congress that they can't figure out a way to get people together to actually change the voting rights act so that they could amend it so could it pass the supreme court muster. it was done in 2005, why can't president obama do it? >> one thing they ought to do -- >> are we going to let greg get in here? >> sure. >> this is a big one also. after the zimmerman acquittal, beyonce and stevie wonder boycotted florida and jay z had

this to say. >> honestly, i didn't sleep for two days. i was really angry about it. didn't trayvon have a right to stand his ground? he was being chased. he was being chased and he fought back. you know, he may have won. that doesn't mean he's a criminal. we all know it was wrong. it was wrong. you know? this guy is not a profession, this guy is a novice. he's a [ bleep ] mall cop. >> greg? >> yeah, i think what jay z is saying is absolutely a legitimate opinion. a lot of people disagree with it. i wasn't there. so i don't know what happened. therefore, i can't even comment. he can comment without knowing, but it's a legitimate opinion he can have it. i want to talk about this focus on race and where the really ride is is. the really ride is is not on skin color, but on skin thickness. the thick skins whether they're black or white versus the thin skins, whether they're black or the white. the allen wests versus the eric holders.

the lupe fiascos versus al sharpton, people who can talk about race and not whine and whine incessantly. that's the key. >> i would agree with that. if you want to really advance race relations and have a healthy good discussion about it, don't blame and justify, oh, trayvon martin, he was murdered by george zimmerman. discuss the fact, discuss the law. see where we can go from here and understand that that was a case about self-defense and not about race. >> i think it's an interesting point. liberal blacks and conservative blacks ought to sit down together. >> absolutely. >> and have that discussion. no honkies at the table. okay? just start off with people who have divergent views in the community. >> bob? >> i like it that he said honky. i like that. >> oh, my goodness. >> it's not honky-tonk like

country music. >> i have been called a honky before. >> that's because you're always in the car honking your car. >> i think jay z seems very sincere to me. did not see that kind of sincerity when he took the pleasure trip to cuba and didn't mention the fact there that most african-americans there are treated very poorly in cuba and the people there are desperate for any sort of freedom they can get their hands on. that was a pure publicity ploy in cuba. i think -- i thought what he just said was very sincere. but i help but wonder if this is so misguided when you look at the fact there was a trial, there was a jury. there was the conviction that they didn't like. but there was a trial by a jury. >> we have to pose the question. who is perpetrating racism in america? is it whites or is it the race baiters? >> no, it's the media academic complex. that's where it's coming from. this is where the bitter

clingers of racial division live because they want to undermine our country, undermine the west by fomenting -- >> and it benefits -- it benefits their political position. >> absolutely not a bunch of race baiters on campus. ridiculous. >> we have to go. important safety concerns regarding the millions of americans who ride bicycles in this country and those in their paths. but before we go, a special programming note. tonight, be sure to catch "on the record" at 10:00 p.m. eastern. greta has footage of one of the four killed in benghazi. he once appeared in a reality tv competition. here's a little bit from that show. >> what gets my juices flowing is roaming the earth and having adventures with good people. and it can be for a righteous cause. that just makes it taste even sweeter. >> that's 10:00 p.m. eastern tonight. don't go anywhere. "the five" will be right back.

♪ here in new york city a lot of people like to ride their bi bikes, and they're annoying and cray s. in san francisco, a 71-year-old just pled guilty to vehicular manslaughter. he skipped two top shrines and he hit the victim who was crossing the street with his bike. it's believed first such conviction in the country.

>> they're held accountable to the same standards, operating any other type of vehicle. i believe that we have achieved that in this case. >> okay. kimberly, i'm going to you. you know san francisco very well. you were able to get the murder charge against the people that had the dogs that attacked that woman. >> yeah. >> this guy who he says the rider -- he said i was already too -- way too committed to stop. i couldn't see a line through the crowd. so i laid down and just plowed through the cross walk in the least possible populated place i could find. but the guy who was hit by him, four days later died. do you think he should have done jail time? because he didn't have to go to jail. >> no, but he could have gone to jail for up to a period of six years. when you look at the conduct in this case and the posting that you read, i think shows it all. it's his own admission there that he's saying on purpose went through, was going too fast. so he was being reckless to begin with. there's crowds of people.

he's trying to go through a red light. so he should be held to the same standards as someone who gets behind the wheel of a car and operates it recklessly. because of his actions, because of his specific intentions to plow through where there's people that man died. so yes, i guess it's a victory in that they obtained the first felony conviction in a case like this, but it's an empty victory. this man on the screen lost his life and this guy gets to do some community service. that for me personally having worked at that office, i wouldn't have pled that case out for no time. no way. >> well, i realize there are some cyclists who do it for exercise. they do it for environmental reasons, whatever. but eric, in new york city, 9.4 people a day are hit by bikes and injured by people on their bikes blowing through the lights. >> i have to tell you, there are areas of -- down at the shore where people -- these cyclists they're going 30 -- they're speeding. >> they don't care. >> this guy was going 32 in a 25. >> yeah. and i agree with kimberly, it's

a victory, you get a conviction, but what in the world were they thinking not -- you know, setting a precedent of community service. so if it happens again they'll point to this case and say, well, he got a slap on the wrist so we'll get a slap on the wrist. what about the drivers that avoid cyclists and end up in car accidents? >> i know cyclists are hit too. i know greg likes to do that. do you walk around that you're going to get hit by a bike when crossing the street? >> no, i'm usually heavily medicated. i'd rather get hit by a car than a bike. but for the past 25 year, you see a new strain of arrogance among these cyclists and it's a combination of fitness and environmentalism because they feel that they're doing two self-righteous things. they're getting in shape and they're not driving a car. and that creates a sense of arrogance that when they're coming down the street, they look at you like you're a waste

of time. >> absolutely. you know, i have in my house in maryland, there's a bike path that goes right through there. it's a major road. they all stay on the major road and don't use the bike path. what is that all about? they all wear that ridiculous lycra stuff, making them look like they should be in the gay rights parade. what i do, i get in front of them and then i just stop my car. >> yeah. you're doing so well. >> no, listen. do you realize a large percentage of the people, over one in four have alcohol in their blood stream when the they do this. secondly, a lot of them don't have brakes on their bikes. >> where did you get that statistic? >> the guy i ran over, he didn't have any brakes. >> no, not that one, bob. the one -- that wasn't -- >> it's right there. right here. >> it's not just people in new york city that have this problem. this is replicated all over the place. i'm not saying that one cyclist can everyone else a bad name, but i have anxiety about this.

i hope they start obeying the traffic laws. >> that's where this whole story came from. we should have -- >> that's what it is. >> america, this is it. it's all about jasper. jasper almost got hit by a bike, so we actually killed -- >> and when i yelled at the guy, he turned around and flipped me off. he ran the red light. >> it was mayor bloomberg. >> probably. >> i open up my door at home and a cyclist ran right into it. >> what? >> what does that have to do with the story, bob? >> gave him 40 bucks. >> you know my strategy for getting people not using the city bikes? that's the city bike plan. spread the rumor that naked people are using them. >> at night. >> yeah, at night. everybody will stop that. >> go unused. i saw there's so many of those bikes and no one is riding them. >> every time i go by, there are only two or three bikes left. people are using the thing. >> where? >> give free depends.

>> gross. >> we'll continue to debate this. public service announcement on jasper's behalf. ahead on "the five," what makes a lot of the men in the country republicans? according to the study, sisters. greg has three of them.

♪ what do you want dancing him or me? >> bob dancing. according to a new study from loyola marymount university or mou, boys raised with sisters are more likely to vote

republicans as young adults. this is linked to house work. lads with girls are less likely to do them and that leads to a traditional view of gender roles. and evil position linked to of course conservatism. here academics cloak a hit piece on conservatives. >> every one of them. >> meaning people they never met but still despise as research. even in their so-called questions of dull life it comes from the same place -- a liberal bias probably attached to a gray ponytail. this is reflected in two ways. one, so unfamiliar with nonliberals academics prefer to study like frogs pinned on a table ready for dissection because it beats conversation. two, their conclusions convey a message to even the untrained eye of the student. conservatives evil, liberals good. however, if you point that out the them they would deny it and say how surprised they were by

the findings which is what they did here. what do you expect from university researchers studying crap like this? they're only doing it because they're unfit for other work. i tell them to mop floors instead but that's women's work, am i right, dana? >> that's what ladies do. >> i'll give you a retweet of that. >> what do you think do you make of the findings? >> i think they got to the right results for the wrong conclusions. i think men who grow up in households who have sisters are more likely to be conservative because they want their sisters to be polite lit properly and they don't want jerks, you know, embarrassing their sisters in the future. keep pointing to -- >> like weiner? >> yeah. >> did weiner have sisters? >> i think that the house work thing is crazy, but i think if you grow up having sisters, you might end up being more conservative for all the right reasons. >> yeah, because you understand

women. because you're with them up close and personal, having similar experiences and seeing what women go through, the parallels and the differences. bob, you want to kick somebody's rear end if they had been mean to your sister. >> my sister used to kick my rear end, number one. number two -- >> that would explain it. >> and the monologue about conservatives being set up like frogs -- i think it's because -- there's a certain thing about this is right. i think men who come in with a lot of females in their household tend -- just tend -- to be -- think that's the right place they should be. >> maybe they just love their sisters and their mothers and they want to protect them. >> any excuse. >> is that what you think about your sisters? should be barefoot and pregnant and doing household? that's what you're saying? >> or your daughter? >> don't getfe. >> that's the point. >> they have more time -- >> no. not in a bad way. i'm saying -- >> i convinced her not to date until she's 25 and you have to

start shooting your mouth off. let it go. >> no comment. i'm good. >> all right. then we'll take a break. coming up, what would you do if you were sitting -- the one sitting next to this lady on an airplane? i'd have her arrested. up next, a discussion on such matters.

♪ i don't know where this comes from, i apologize. we have a couple of videos for you. first, a woman walks into the apple store, wants to get an appointment and forget to make one. she wasn't a happy camper. >> i can walk in the store and get this card! >> now, i run across people like that. >> you run over them. >> no. i punch -- never mind. i want to thank the woman who took this video.

this is a classic upper crust 1 percenter -- >> liberal. >> got to get their way. >> liberal. >> she's beating up on a poor person. >> no way she's republican. i guarantee it. >> you can take a close look. >> just look. >> take a close look. what are you saying? >> you're saying she's a 1 percenter and republican. >> have you seen that dress? >> maybe i'm wrong. but she's still a 1 percenter. >> are you profiling. >> i think i'm am. >> bob says she's wearing a massoni dress. >> he invented the telescope -- no, marconi. >> why with the advent of phones, you should be polite. >> that's very nice. >> dana, have you ever seen something like in the apple store? >> no. i have people that do that for me. >> i see. >> right. >> you have -- >> i'm kidding. >> like in trouble -- >> why do you need an appointment to go to the store? >> it's busy.

>> they have one on 59th street it's full of europeans. ever see that? >> well, there's a second video we have of a guy on a flight and this passenger next to -- well,. i've got to explain something happened to me like that. go ahead, let's show the airplane video. >> okay. sorry, i was supposed to wait for this. they're flying up the east coast and this woman uses this guy's stomach for a pillow or whatever she was doing. she fell asleep and she didn't wake up. what would you do in a situation like that? i'll explain what happened to me. i was on a flight in first class. >> of course. bragger. >> it was a terrible flight. i went back and talked to them and two old ladies about 75 years old. they pulled me into the middle seat and squeezed my arm for the entire rest of the seat. anybody have something like this

happen? eric, how about you? >> you just hit the flight attendant call button and let the flight attendant work that thing out. >> i think she had to have been on something because i don't know a single woman who can sleep on a plane. all the guys can fall asleep right away. >> i did this one time. when i moved to england on the flight from the united states to england, there was someone going from atlanta. i leaned over and the next thing i knew i had fallen asleep. they were nice to me, though. >> what you've got to do is poke them. then there's the people that pretend they're asleep and they're not. like the guys that pretend. oh, i'm so sorry, i fell asleep. i'm like really? >> can we get a closeup of her shirt? i mean her dress? >> no, we cannot. >> what did you do with the rest of that material? >> what are you talking about? >> look at it. >> it's perfectly fine, bob. >> you're talking about earlier in the dressing room. >> there are too many thoughts

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i was trying to -- >> i have a lot of problems. >> that's for sure. >> you go first. >> today is my mom's birthday. >> happy birthday, mom! >> she turns 89 today. that's a lot of years. we miss you, mom. i'm going to see you in a couple weeks. i'm coming out there to say hello, so keep swinging. not in that other way, though. we told you to stop that other swinging. >> did you really? >> no, i had to say that. >> your poor, sweet mom. she's so nice. unfortunately, bob, it's you. >> what do you mean? i'm giving a public service announcement. it's a study out of a university, a study about communists. they say people who don't eat breakfast, men, are much more likely to get heart attacks than those who do eat breakfast. now, i for one don't eat breakfast and i've had a heart bypass already. but it really is true. apparently the study is pretty comprehensive. if you don't eat breakfast, you increase your risk of heart attack. >> bob, do you think in the study they would recommend

eating fruity pebbles for breakfast? that's what we were showing. >> fruity pebbles? >> also, bob, you backload your day. you eat a lot more towards the end -- >> i eat ice cream for breakfast. >> isn't it fitting that they showed a bowl of trix with bob. >> and then right before we started, he ate the props and spit out the chewed-on, sweaty wet thing under my leg right here and then he spit out some of it on the table. >> i did not. come on, let's go. >> only one dress a week you're allowed to ruin. >> every morning i head over to st. patrick's to light the candles. on the way over i realized it's that time of year again. it's farmers market time of the year here in new york city. probably all across the country too. beautiful produce. take advantage of it. these are local growers who bring these things. they're not trucked across the country, they're local. it's environmental and it's amazing produce. by the way, this is from across

the street, but this is from a corn stand in michigan. >> did you light a candle for the postal worker -- >> that flipped me off? >> yeah. >> we didn't talk about that on the show. >> who do you light the candles for? >> for us, for our audience, for family, for friends. by the way, tomorrow, bob, can i bring you over to the farmers market tomorrow? >> i'll go -- i'd like to go but all this stuff is not healthy. you know why? they grow it in the ground. >> was it good? >> bob, you keep eating it, though. >> i'm going to get another pit and put it on you. okay, who's next? let's move on. >> okay, bob. i think it's my turn. >> is it? >> you and then me. >> two left. >> bob, you're going to like this. there's a report indicating methane deposits in the arctic may cause all the global warming alarmists to absolutely lose their minds because it's going to release all of this methane,

which is like an energy source that you could actually capture and use, they say it's going to cost the economy, global economy $60 trillion. why should we bother closing coal-fired power plants if naturally occurring there's nothing we can do about it, it would wipe out anything we do. >> i thought was methamphetamine. >> no, methane. methane is a great energy source. >> it's like the earth is breaking wind, right? >> right. so we could tax bob and probably bay for a lot of research. >> real quick, nothing makes me happier than getting bad guys and putting them behind bars. >> whoa! >> this happened with this gang member from rivera 13 in los angeles. it was a 2004 robbery. he tattooed the crime scene, the murder for killing another gang member on his chest. a smart detective, detective kevin lloyd is the one that figured it out when he saw the picture. he said that's the murder scene and this guy ended up getting

convicted. >> do you have any tattoos? >> absolutely not. no. >> we're a no tattoo zone. >> thanks for watching. see you tomorrow. "special report" is next. "special report" is next. welcome to "red eye." it is like tomorrow never dyes if you mean my tight lace up body suit. they make me feel like i am in control even when i am crying. let's go to tv's andy levy. or is it chris hayes? i am not sure. chris, welcome to fox news. i had no idea you were coming here. >> i accidentally picked glasses from the msnbc collection. big mistake. anyway, thanks, greg. our top story, his pecks may be firm, but his poll numbers numbers are staggering. it is day three of wiener watch. i should come up with a different name for that. and are race relations in america on the decline?