end. >> congrats! >> that's it for us on "the five." have a great weekend, everyone. "special report" is next! welcome to "red eye." it iswe like two broke girls ifd by two you mean 3 and men who are not afraid of a pair of pan tee hose. >> what is coming up onto tonight's show?anth >> anthony wiener, duh.d and breaking news. celebrities are lining up to help a democratic president sell his agenda. and finally, ads on women's thighs 1234 guess what country this is happening in.ss if you didn't say japan we w taught you nothing over the past six and a half years. greg? >>lf thanks, andy. >> who is the happiest man in america right now? >> let's see, well, there is me. >> no.

geraldo! >> i can see that. >> he is very happy. >> bye. ns. i am here with lauren sivan, reporter for our fox affiliate, kttv in los angeles. that's in california for you foreigners. and he is so smart that jeopardy takes a test to get on him. it is kevin williamson national review correspondent. if you haven't read his latest book you should kill yourself. it is called "the end is near". i read this three times backwards. and 9-1-1 operators mock his kick, billuffering, my schulz. why is he alive? and if hilarity was calisthenics i would do him every morning. and sitting next to me comedian jaime lisso. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. greg, you forgot to rerefill

my water bowl. >> did wiener come cleaner? apparently he is no stranger to danger. carlos danger that is. that is his on-line name of an anthony wean who is staying the mayor's race despite another sexting scandal, another. a gossip website said he had on-line exchanges with a 22-year-old, aren't they all, in 2012 after he resigned from congress and sometimes he would use the name carlos danger. the so far anonymous woman said things were intense by august of 2012. already talks of the chicago sex condo and having sexual con conversations -- this happened to me! we would send naked images to each other and have phone sex. he would send me penis pictures from his car to my e-mail. carlos danger addressed the latest mess with his wife at

his side. >> i am responsible for this behavior that lead us to be in this place. but in many ways things are not that much different than they were yesterday. this behavior that i did was problematic to say the least, destructive to say the most and caused lots of stresses and strains in my marriage, but i am pleased and blessed that she has given me a second chance. >> that's good they pick the offices of man power to do that. somewhere bright bay rt is grinning. and carlos danger said this. >> i want to say sorry to anyone who was on the receiving end of the messages and the disruption that this has caused. and my wife as i have said are moving forward together. >> that is my cousin carl behind him. he shows up all over the place. love you. be tasteful. wiener is accepting responsibility, unlike some.

>> look at this mess. did you do that? did you make this mess? jayden, did you make this mess? >> after you will he does -- after all he does every day. lauren, how selfish is it of his wife to have to put him through this? >> right. >> isn't it her fault? she is the problem, right? >> i thought anthony wiener was enough of a self-fulfilling prophesy for a name when this all came out. but now huma is short for humiliated. she is standing there while he is saying yes i am carlos danger and, yes, even after i resigned -- >> after he was -- by the way. we are just kidding. we are not making fun of her.

oh we are? >> we are not making fun of her, but i am done feeling bad for her. >> we are done making fun of her. you are with a psycho path. >> how can you so obviously be with someone because there is a big chance he may be mayor at this point? this is unbelievable. >> she is a hopeless romantic. i am taking the dana parino side. she said if you are in love you should work through things even if the guy is a psychotic. he did this after the scandal. so even ruining his life apparently won't make him stop. could he just be sick? >> here is the thing, i think he is sick. first of all, carlos danger, worst fake name ever. i am ronnie risk taker. yes, that's my real name. if you are cursed with the name wiener wouldn't you throw out a different pronunciation? i am wy-anne. if i was penis i would be i am mr. paness.

i went in and looked at the sexing -- se xting messages and not easy. there are a couple of auto correct errors. one says i make me crazy instead of you make me crazy. nothing ruins a sexting dialogue like auto correct. oh, i want you to touch my pension. >> i don't know. for a lot of greedy people that is a turn on. i can touch a few pensions at this point. kevin, what is going on? you can analyze this man's brain. does he assume if he ignores this problem we all will? >> i think he is nuts. he has the look of one lost election away from showing up with cocaine and a dead girl in the trunk of his car. he seems like a mentally unstable man. >> he cannot live without the spotlight. he can't get a real job. >> look at how he talks and

presents himself on television. he seems like a crazy person. >> if you read them, it is like every other guy that september a text. that sent a text. >> i think we just learned something about rick leventhal. >> not every other guy that sent an ill advised text message. >> there is campaign for mayor. >> that is the psychotic parts. >> that is the thing. bill, by the way, it appears that i did research and you are the only person that wiener hasn't sexted with. you have to feel pretty bad. >> that burns, doesn't it? it stings. >> that's not why i am burning. that's thanks to a friend of wiener: call me spencer. i don't even think this is funny anymore. this makes my head hurt. exactly your point. yes, before it was a guy being a guy and way too much time on his hands, but after all of this stuff happened and after he was trying to -- even

though he did not announce he was going to be mayor the wheels are in motion and that's when he is doing it with his name, and yet another another -- i will leave it to the therapist to tell about what pathology he has -- just because you have become a scientologist stop putting that on us. >> i am a scientologist between 4:00 and 8:00 p.m. >> expru hooked up to an e meter at work. it is embarrassing. to use a royal watcher term, i am gulp smack at this point. it was painful to watch the press conference and i do not understand this. the whole thing is scary. >> the brits were seeing their royal baby, we were seeing ours. >> yes. >> terrible. >> it was like christmas. let's admit it. when this story came down the pipe this afternoon, we all -- we all -- it is the greatest

thing ever. we couldn't even make this up if we wanted to. >> i wanted to say i so agree with you. these were like what every guy you might see. when i first clicked the link to read his text i thought i opened a chat on my computer. i had no idea those were his. >> and to jaime's point, if you are wiener do another pronunciation. the coke brothers were the koch brothers. >> john boner. >> john boehner. >> can we talk about something else? the sex condo. this is a guy who is 48 and promising a 22-year-old woman he will buy her a sex condo in chicago. he is like a guy in a van with candy, but it is a guy with a condo. >> if he called it -- called up spitzer he would find out there is a cheaper way to pay

a girl for sex than buying a condo in real estate. this is a bad investment strategy. >> can we talk about the sex for one second? i don't think the girl was into him at all. >> do you think she was gibelling throughout -- giggling throughout the whole thing? >> yes. >> she is like, sure, whatever. >> he is like, i want to you -- all of this description and she is like sounds great. smiley face. >> at one point she said ravish me. who writes ravish me? she was siting with her friends and laughing. he was like, oh god i can't wait until you get home. >> are you going to like that? >> can i do this? yeah, whatever. >> she seemed busy like she was pre occupied. >> she was doing something else. >> he he was -- she wasn't even paying attention to what

he was writing. ravish me. okay i will throw a radish at you. >> i don't understand a sexual relationship through the telephone. spitzer you get. what is the payoff for sending a picture of your unit? >> lauren was about to jump in. you were defended as, what, wholesome? >> there is a fine line here, but it is a distinction. if you are sending someone pictures of your stuff unsolicited that is super gross. we are all disgusted and we show our friends and can't believe you did it. but there are times girls ask for it. they want to see what they are working with before they meet them. that's a different situation because you are both taking part in it. it is the unsolicited and out of no where open your phone -- >> women ask for it and you give it to her and you break up and she has it and for the

rest of your life you are like, oh god i am never doing this or doing that because she can let it drop at any point. >> and most guys -- i don't think i am speaking out of turn, but they put clown make up on. you know, it is just to make it fun. >> if a woman i was just starting to see asked me for a picture like that we would maybe think twice about seeing her. >> that is my way of sifting through the mire. i see that and i say no, thank you sir -- i mean ma'am. >> from cads to ads, they are willing to schil and doing it for nil. on monday, a day of the week, a group of them are often known, they met with white house officials to hash out ways to brain wash young people about obamacare. in attendance, amy poehler, jennifer hudson and something called cal penn along with a guy from funny or die and john

jon bon jovi, the grammies and the latin grammies who are a group of spanish singing grandmothers. i am not sure. anyway, white house official says the reach of these national stars spreads beyond the belt way to fans of their television shows and movies. and the power of these artists to speak through social media is especially critical, blah, blah, blah. meanwhile this goat has a message for young people. >> oh yeah, that thing. >> that's what kids are for. >> goat love. >> if you can't take a goat knocking you down, then you are not worth getting knocked down by a goat. >> it is true today as it was moments ago.

jaime, obamacare remains unpopular unlike you. can it turn public opinion around. answer how you see fit or ignore it altogether. >> i answered it in my head. i fall for -- first of all, who better to tell us about our health care than people who are really rich and don't need it? i feel like i do fall for this kind of thing. if i see a celebrity doing something i tend to agree. i saw charlie sheen and now i do cocaine every day. did you see 52% of americans disapprove -- i am thinking it has to be higher than that for people who are sick and can't do the survey. >> you are absolutely right. i agree. celebrities are in the weird world where they can embrace programs they don't use. i seriously don't think john

jon bon jovi uses assistance to get his pap smear. kevin, you have a look of anguish. >> i was wondering what he is doing about his harem. >> he is turning into a woman. >> the thing that bugs me about this is hollywood is opposed to being rebels and independent thinkers. they are some of the -- there is a rolling stone cover a couple weeks ago and it was johnny depp as ton toe and an outlaw looks at 50. you are an employee of the walt disney company. what sort of outlaw do you think you are? these people will suck up to the white house. >> it is frightening. >> they are the least rebellious since the court gesture or the fool or what are the other ones? they are like hair --

harlequins and so are you. you live in l.a. and hobnob with celebrities. is it all they talk about besides bestiality? >> yeah, yeah. no, every time we have celebrities on what they talk about is what ever they are there endorsing. it has gotten to be an awkward dance. we just had two nfl players there to talk about depends. weight watchers is upset at jennifer hudson. this is not how she got skin me. the rest of the producers of consultants with the second grip. there are a lot of people that work in hollywood.

>> they can help raise themselves on the celebrity status ladder because they choose the right political agenda. >> they have to like the fact that when oprah gets an invitation to the white house she sends people. >> she is so big she doesn't have to. i mean big in a metaphor cal way. i would never make fun of oprah's weight. it is a challenge for her. i admire her ballooning and shrinking body. the white house ask you not promote obamacare. >> why? first of all that's two fold. the white house knows i exist. i have to be jealous of that. according to the gallop poll it is what we think it is. most democrats approve and most republicans don't and the independents are unsure. we know that they are not hiring that they are hiring unsure republicans. it is all about what independents think about celebrities endorsing a product. the surprising answer is ma magenta. a lot of you didn't see that

coming. >> i did not see that coming. >> there is the color. >> last word? >> i just feel like the whole thing -- it really does disgust me. it is an abuse of your celebrity. >> it is an abuse. we should be abusing them. they shouldn't be abusing us. >> i really do feel that way. instead of trying to entertain them and trying to change their minds a lot of those guys don't know anything about them. >> i was expecting a joke from you. >> i am just scared and nervous. >> i know a lot about it. >> you might get a call from the white house. coming up, does moving to los angeles make you dumber? i used to know all of the capitals capitals. which college major is the least demanding?

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which classes make you smarty and which help you party? majoring in business in college requires less than engineering or social sciences. the national survey of student engagement, any of you seniors and teachers at over 30 schools to determine which

areas of study are most demanding. at the top in terms of toughness was engineering followed by physical say yenses and art and humanity and social sciences and that's the bottom -- well not quite -- business beating out staring at bugs crawling under my skin. noted one expert, all majors are not created equally. the prep work required for certain subjects and the intensity of the workload definitely differs. we caught up with a business major on the way to class.

>> what did i say? gay marriage. >> that was definitely a female dog. no offense. >> you can't drive. >> did you see it trying to parallel park? >> at least he didn't make a racist joke. >> i did under my breath. your viewers with better hearing will pick it up. >> once you have gay marriage dogs will be driving. it happens that way. how are they doing less work than arts and humanity majors. is that what is wrong with america and maybe even your face? >> that is a great question, greg. i think what is wrong with america and my face is they are both crowded. >> this whole study made me angry because where they should have spent their time figuring out what majors make you money and what made you jobs -- i almost said what do i tell my kid to do? what does this mean?

engineering showed up and business showed up. yes you spend hours doing what you are doing, but you are going to be an engineer. you know you are going to be a doctor. other majors are not so clear. like say you major in psychology. you have to figure out what restaurant do i want to work at. >> we are really killing that entire profession. >> i know. >> i have a logical complaint. it doesn't account for what sort of people go to what sort of majors. education does take a lot of work if you are the moron who majors in education. if you look at s.a.t. scores education is at the bottom of the list of people enrolling. they are the dumbest people in college. an accounting degree, knowing business is objectively harder than education is. the people who major in business amazingly enough are smarter. they are not smarter than many people. >> you just blew the study out of the water. i don't know how you can top

that. i know in college you majored in pill popping with a minor in vodka mixers. >> it was called pharmacy, pharmaceutical studies. it had a name. when business is at the bottom of the list of how long you have to spend in college it makes sense. if you go downtown on wall street and look at the business majors and they have the ties wrapped around their head and up until 4:00 in the morning partying. you know they weren't studying in school. they figured out how to make the most money out of school with the least amount of work. >> one of my friends was the worst student and my richest friend and was the richest student. the moment he got out of school he went and made money. >> six figures. >> well, with a decimal at six. he makes 8,500 a year and 43 cents. >> whew. >> bill, blah, blah, blah, drug, you nef went to -- never

went to college and blah, blah, homeless. >> it is not even friday. >> i had a hard time. it is late. >> okay captain working for the weekend. that was not much of a question. i am going through the motions now. i tell you the amount of time any of those things take, divide it in half. i main these colleges are padding each and every course to justify how much they are charging the poor parents to put their kids through the charade. >> it is us. we are going to pay for these. >> it is a complete sham and trust me because i majored in hoodwinkery and minor in balderdash. >> there are things like journalism and undergraduate degrees. education degrees are a joke. do you know anyone who got a

journalism degree who has any kind of a career? >> how dare you? how dare you? >> we are two for two. i saw the future and i majored in print. >> i don't have any journalism degree. you know what gets me crazy? people that take very, very, very hard majors and then throw it away. mildly good friend of mine was a pediatric heart surgeon. one of the best. he quit to become an actor. i haven't seen or heard from him since. well this little baby is going to die. i can save his life. oh, there is a commercial for levis? and he runs off. >> i am the exact opposite of that. >> acting is the opposite of saving a child? >> instead of fixing baby hearts he followed his own. that's unbelievably selfish. >> and it looks like he didn't make it.

>> you know what didn't show up? history major wasn't mentioned. >> one of the only majors at a finite number of hours. you look at your study partner and they are like good news. we are caught up. we did it. we can drink and look for stuff to happen. >> we have five more hours and we have to go back. joy how do we fix america? lauren sivan discusses her new book. >> did a subway employee put his general tills where they don't belong? i am shocked it was jarod. i am also impressed. call me jarod.

he put his wien on a submarine. two subway employees in ohio have been fired for two disgusting pictures posted on instagram. not sure what that is. the first plopped his genitals on a roll with the caption, my name is ian jet and i will be your sandwich artist and the other is a water pot tell -- bottle with the caption "today at work i froze my pea." i guess in the business it is fropee. he said i this is not something i would do at subway. it is a joke. the restaurant released a statement saying, quote, what they did is not representative of subway sandwich artists.

discuss in the -- >> lightning roooouuuunnnnnddd. lightning round. >> lauren, i was thinking about asking your opinion on this, but i would rather hear from your mother. does your mother go to subway? how would she rewact to this -- react to this news? i haven't spent enough time with my mom recently. >> her mom recently had a stroke. >> first if you will call them a sandwich artist they will take liberty with your product. they were asking for it. they got what they asked for, the sandwich artist. >> does that mean the sandwich is worth more because it has body fluids? >> it depends whose roast beef we are talking about. if it was someone famous i would consider paying extra. also, is this how jarod lost all his weight?

now it makes sense. he knew. he knew what was going on. >> he did. he was behind this and on top of it. >> she is becoming a female andrew dice clay at this point. amazing progress. >> jaime, what are your thoughts on this? has this always been going on? >> it has always been going on. that's why everyone is overreacting. i am a guy that doesn't get grossed out what so ever. i once ate only breast milk for 18 months. i don't even care and i went to subway. i was actually at the subway and i think he did it. he asked if i wanted a nine inch which was not on the menu. >> kevin, i maintain that this happens more than we would like to think. >> i used to work at burger king.

i was surprised that there is very little going on there. one, ohio is the worst state in the union. all bad stuff comes out of ohio. secondly you have to be dumb to get fired from subway. if you notice in the picture his unit is per pen -- perpendicular to the bread. he didn't even put it on the right way. if you are making a penis sandwich -- you know. >> did you ever think you would be saying that, kevin? >> it is tuesday, isn't it? >> from the national review to penis sandwich. >> all in one simple step. bill, you never eat the flesh that flakes off your bone. you can never be the victim of such nefarious activity. >> i make it and then i eat it. >> the same people that are upset about the subway sandwiches having some sort of foreign thing on them will every day not think of going into an actual subway and touching one of the poles.

there is a million worse things on the pole germ wise more than anything. and his wiener has not been anywhere else. there is a lot more worse in the subway and people don't ever think about that. >> have i to say this should be a lesson to everybody. when you go to a fast-food restaurant and you have to remember this, go to places where they know you because they won't do that and be nice. if you are rude it is not like anybody -- in a fast-food restaurant nobody is rude back to you. >> almost rarely. they are far worse, far worse. they can see everybody. >> my dad would say tip and you will avoid the tip. >> the worst part is after he loses the election and having a job at subway they will be sensitive. >> after he sees that picture -- i could do food service.

he wasn't going to do food service and now he figures he can mix and match. >> stay behind a person in front of you who is being nice. let them get their order and clock them upside the head with a two by four and steal their food. >> that is complicated. >> it is free. free food. >> just be nicer. >> free food. don't kill them though. >> any final thoughts? >> is that guy's number on the bottom? >> you can find him. it is a small town in ohio. we need to take a break, but don't think of leaving. "joy of hate" it is a beautiful book on amazon.com. autographed copy g gutfeld.com. if you go right now you can get the same book, two copies for the same price as you would if you bought four divided by two. >> you are terrible at math. >> i am. we're cracking down on medicare fraud. the healthcare law gives us powerful tools

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best, a japanese advertising agency, is there any other kind, jaime -- >> actually, yes, there is. >> is putting advertisements on the thighs of young women. i am disgusted. >> the participants wear the advertisements on their upper thighs while wearing mini skirts and high socks around tokyo which is in japan. the pr firm's boss claims, quote, it is a perfect place to put an advertisement. what guys are eager to look at and girls are okay to expose? speak for yourself. i only stair at men's forearms provided they are tied behind their backs and struggling to break free. i am just a classic at heart. >> this is a great idea. it is great for so many reasons. first your wife is like, are you looking at that girl's

butt? no, there is a sale at macy's. my only worry what about the unattractive women? what if you see a girl walking toward you and on her thigh it says, your ad here. >> kevin, this seems like something you would say hmmm. >> first of all it had to be an ad for the movie "ted." the idea of using women's legs for commercial purposes is certainly foreign and really hard to stomach. japan is just weird. it is the home of tenticle porn. >> don't google that. if you do, google it and then let me know what it is. it is an unusual place because there are so many diverse things they are linked to that

are interesting, and i will not go further on that because i don't want to incriminate myself. is this anymore or less demeaning than what you did in college? or even last saturday for that matter? >> i didn't know i would get paid for it. that's where i went wrong. japan, that's no place -- come to america. we have the thighs. they have nothing over there. you can get so much more bang for your buck on this side. come on. >> like you got huge thighs, lauren. >> that's a problem area. >> that is a great point. i was just thinking i broke up with a girl who could have bought houses for all of us. >> bill, you are a walking advertisement for sadness. what do you think of all of this? >> it wouldn't -- we couldn't fit the advertisement for ted

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report. >> thanks, greg. how are you doing? >> pretty good. a good news day. >> turned out that way. >> didn't see that one coming. here we go, have to stretch something out. then out of no where comes mr. wiener. he brought it. >> i completely agree with you. i have zero sympathy for huma. she is as bad as he is and they are power hungry pig people and they deserve each

other. >> pig people? >> yes. i have to do a rant. she said, quote, it took a lot of work and therapy to get to the point where i could forgive anthony. how about you do that in private? i don't know you. the people in new york are not your friend. it is an oprah land where there is no difference between private and public. if you have to tell people about the therapy you have gone through because your husband can't stop sending penis pictures to young women, then get out of politics and the public eye. >> good point. why do we have to endure your mutual therapy because you want to be mayor? get that stuff done and then go find a job somewhere else. >> it is not my business. i shouldn't know about this. >> we shouldn't bow seeing his -- be seeing his penis. now maybe tomorrow i won't see his penis. you don't know that. there could be another penis picture. >> he is like a tripod. i don't have a problem with that. what is the other weird stuff. >> the thing is, if you don't

see his penis tomorrow, you will be sad. >> it is becoming like heat waves or sudden storms. there is a 60% chance for a wiener penis pic. >> you get the alerts on your phone. you know on your blackberry that you get a wiener alert. >> jaime you said carlos danger is the worst fake name ever. he went with that because hugh jkman was already -- hugh jackman was taken. >> that is horrible. my name is sammy neck -- sneak around. >> he sounds like a cartoon person. >> he wanted something exotic and dangerous. carlos danger. >> a lot of women, they want carlos safety in the streets and carlo danger in the sheets. >> you are on a roll. >> kevin, what is the payoff

of sending someone a picture of your junk or phone sex? i think the payoff is it satisfies his ego, but at the same time he can fool himself that he is not cheating on his wife, although i maintain he is. >> maybe. that's bonkers. i would like to be kevin danger. >> any relation to carlos? >> twin. >> really? >> we look a lot alike. >> don't mean to interrupt, but the payoff if you send it to greg is $100. >> really? >> lauren, you said you don't think the girl was into wiener at all and all of her sexting answers was like, sounds great. does that mean the girl is not into it? >> i am so sorry. i didn't want you to find out this way. >> if she adds a winky face you are in the clear. >> is there a cool emotico in at the end? >> it is usually a picture of a horse. i don't know why. >> i still don't get the whole

phone sex thing and the phone sex with smiley faces? that's creepy. >> you seem on the fence. >> it is better than a sad face. >> it is a face i have never seen before. >> what is your signoff? >> it is a circle with a slash. >> it is like having sex with the kool-aid guy. who needs that? what is his name? >> kool of aid? >> i have no idea what you are talking about. >> the guy that comes busting through the wall. it is like having sex with the emoticon. >> he is kool-aid. >> celebs meet with the white house to pitch obamacare. jaime you said who better to tell us about obamacare than those who are rich and don't need it? they are self-less, jaime. this is how they show us how good they are. >> my bad. my mistake. >> lauren, you asked if hair

plugs would be covered by obamacare. probably not, but if you could prove your receding hair line was causing depression, maybe. >> from you not getting action because of it wouldn't that cause it? if you are lonely? >> why are you talking about me? >> no one in particular. >> what if my hair line is causing my wife's depression? can i get obamacare? >> she can. >> college majors engineering requires the most effort. there is a shock. you can't make up stuff and what they want to hear is require more work. >> good point. >> kevin, i agree with you sort of that the study doesn't take into account the kind of people who enroll in different majors. chances are someone who majors in engineering will be the kind of person that will put more time in. >> engineers are classically hard working people. it is a metric on the lower end of the spectrum where you have dumb people. it takes dumb people a lot of effort to get an education degree, but not a worldwide field of study.

it means means the people who major in education are dumb. >> lauren, do you really have a journalism degree? >> yes. >> did it help when you did yoga news? >> yoga, that was the 8 -- apex of your career. >> what did you major in? >> political science. >> did they teachers teachers and you how to google all afternoon? >> i would like to state for the record there was no google when i went to college. >> you had to do it the old-fashioned way. >> i logged encyclopedias everywhere i went. >> you have to see the late 80s version of "red eye." he would sit there with all of these -- bill would say something and he would page through the encyclopedia. >> everybody would walk across his desk and he would hear -- because he was on the micro-fiche. >> we would hold everyone in the stewed expwroa then four hours later i would do my thing. >> the typical "red eye" episode was about six or seven

hours. >> subway fire fire work -- fires worker who puts his penis on the sandwich. i agree with you. whether they paint or make sandwiches they need to express their. >> that's right. that's all they were doing. >> many artists are ahead of their time and mocked when they are alive, but they gain a critical respect from future generations. i think that may be what happens here. >> are you suggesting we kill them? >> what's that? no, i am not saying we should kill them. what a weird thing for you to say. >> can i just say i had a subway sandwich without a penis? it is not that good. >> it is mostly lettuce. >> and you dogged a guy for putting his junk on the bread in a perpendicular position. any idiot can do the hot dog thing. >> it is the van gogh of penis

sandwiches. >> you have to think differently. >> swree to go. i -- we have to go. >>bye. >> lauren, jaime, bill, that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld.

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