it over the plate. >> let me just say, it's been a pleasure to have you here. i'm giving up my one more thing because you kept your mouth rolling. >> take us out of here. we have loved having you. that's it for us. thank you for watching. special report, next. welcome to red eye. it's like naked and afraid. if you mean by naked you mean afraid and by afraid you mean naked. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story tonight, a private eye says hi, a campaign manager says bye and bill and hillary say oh, my. plus those who voted tor the collection of your telephone data, we'll have a possibly shouting debate straight ahead. and finally, a british wan

ma be. >> i once own the a wiener watch. >> did it keep good time? oh, yeah. >> it looked more like a sundial. >> it did. >> let's welcome our guest. her new book, the kennedy chronicles comes out tuesday. we're live right now. i'd gently smack his balls with a smallwooden paddle. sitting right next to me, the comedian. tom shillue.

it comes out today because we're live. sitting next to me, our current president of diligence, makers of dill gins fountain pens. when you're in the market for napkin holders and bottle caps, think diligence. we kill you and everyone you've ever met. the lede. that's the first story. all yours rumpelstiltskin. the clintons want nothing to do with his crotch. bill and hillary are furious with team wiener's attempt -- the clintons are pissed off that

wiener's campaign -- anthony used campaign funds. wiener is dropping to fourth place in the democratic primary. and more bad news. his campaign manager has quit. meanwhile, speaking of clandestine relationships. sometimes love can happen in prison. >> i don't think that dog means well. >> i don't either. that's why he's behind bars. >> i don't think it's a dog. i think it's a coyote. >> here's what i don't get. if he hired an investigator to find the guilty party in which

he was the guilty party, isn't that kind of illegal or not? it's fraud. >>'s using campaign money. that's what's illegal. that's my favorite part of the story. he paid for it allegedly with campaign contributions. the other thing that really pisses me off about this is obviously anthony didn't hear about diligence. >> what would you have done? >> we could would have started the investigation. about five minutes into it we would have realized that anthony was sending those texts and given him an invoice for $43,000. >> have you ever had a client who said i'm going to pretend to hire you to pretend to find the bad guy to prove to other people that it's not me. >> no. you will get sometimes people who have a dodgy background who will say, look, i want you to do an investigation of me.

tell me everything that's out there, because they're considering -- >> doocy, he's a thug. he's a no-good thug. >> well, it's a family operation. >> kennedy. >> yes. >> i don't think you've been on since the wiener stuff. >> you're on your second week of wiener watch. i'm on my second decade. >> what is your overall assessment. >> my overall assessment is he's such a predator. i think he's by far the worse. even though spitzer is a total hypocrite, wiener is such a predator and so fresh off his first scandal. he's still sexting women. it's not suggestive, subtle, sweet. this is a guy who was taking pictures of his naked pumaknake

>> when they had the original singer, and they would bounce him out because he was nark help particular. and they get this new guy who all he does is rap. i was doing a parallel from a band from the '90s. were you shocked that the campaign manager quit? i mean, what happened to loyalty? >> why would he quit? the only reason to be the top, the campaign manager for anthony weiner is to have a challenge, to try to do something that's undo-able. >> he's 31 years old. just starting his career, and now he's sunk. you know why? never hire this guy, because he bails. he bails on you. did he think he was innocent a month ago? when do you decide to bail? he just did it last week.

>> he also, the campaign manage with hillary clinton on her 2008 -- >> that's it! >> wait a minute! >> they called him and told him i know why. also, like stay on just for the fact that a possible hire's going to go like this guy's going to have some stories. >> that's after the reason you get hired. it's not because of skill. >> let me tell you something right now. i have the best gossip that i cannot share. >> you cannot say that. >> do the rhyming game. >> this is the kind of thing that would get me in ouble-tray. >> let's stop toying with the audience with information that we cannot give them. >> is there any better tv than talking about something you can't talk about? >> here's my theory.

my belief is the reason he's doing this is he needs to create more of a past for his kid. because right now all his kid is going to get is you're the offspring of a really stupid idiot guy who exposed his genitals to the world. he's a flasher. he's trying to create as much past as possible so that it's just one little aspect. by the time his kid's 10 -- and i almost feel bad, i feel like he's trying to do this to on lit rate -- >> that's very forgiving. the newest sexting victim emerge the and says oh, there's probably like 15 more. this can't be your mayor. this is an international city. and by the way, in my book, the kennedy chronicles which comes out today, i talk about a scandal with the former mayor of new york city, rudolph giuliani. i performed a sexual act in the

microphone. and the mayor was so quick to distance himself. imagine how low the threshold is now. if he were not completely aroused, it would be okay. >> it's this or mayor filner from san diego or clinton or it all speaks to this ability somehow where we realize we can separate character from a public servant as if it doesn't matter. your character really doesn't have anything to do with whether you can have elected office. i don't know where we got that from. >> i think we got it from you. >> as i was writing on my blog, bull schultz rules.org, not only was he possibly using campaign funds for the investigation. they're now saying he might have used campaign funds for the nuptials between him and huma. that means he went from paying

for a sham investigation he paid for a sham wedding. can we zoom? >> can i tell the cameraman, you don't always have to do what he says. from one mess to the rest. are celebrities drunk on texting their junction? thornt wiener has plenty of company when it comes to texting photos of their junk. this couple split after a texting. david duchovny and taylor leone ended it after he found explicit messages from billy bob thornton on her phone. >> ooh! >> ryan and reese divorced

because he exchanged sex with another woman. >> abbey cornish. >> and then there's tiger woods, an awful place for a picnic. >> oh! >> let's not forget our own andy levy and his scanless relationship with a nanny. >> keep it going, have the cat do it. >> you think that was rigged, kennedy, that whole thing is rigged? >> it's funny as the wiener man. >> you ruin the moment. >> that is one dextrous pussy though. >> people are definitely getting worse. what is it about technology that makes people think they can do stupid things.

go back into the '70s, imagine a guy in the '70s taking a picture of his penis. that would never happen. >> it did happen. >> it's also like if, how is this any different than just going to a park? and you see somebody you like in the park and you just flash yourself. >> no one does that. >> it's tote loy different, greg. >> at least, i know i have people like five different websites in order to get those pics from the super hot player? oh, i knew something was good when all my gay friends on facebook started putting up pictures of the guy. >> if he this put pictures on their page why do you have to go to five different website? >> because they're blurred. you have to search that out, whether it's sex videos or text

pictures. and if you're dumb enough to show your johnson to a woman via text message, you deserve what life is going to give you. >> you and tom were bringing up how this was happening. i think that baker -- it's a sexting, i think it illustrates human biology that -- human biology, the male drive causes you to do idiotic thing, especially if you mix with drinking. the mind set of horniness makes you do dumb things. you'll try to talk up some girl and say something stupid. the sexting captures the mind set of a man in the thrall of his id. >> we're turning into interrogatory --

>> a depending on what your sentence ended up be being. with the technology and the advances, it's not only do people for some odd reason feel bulletproof. i don't understand that either. now it's national, it's international. it never goes away, and it expands the embarrassment and that has something to do with the desense tizing. michael jordan's son tweeted his penis. >> did he tweet his own or his dad's? >> tony parker's. >> i think the behavior itself isn't really what gets us. i think that clinton and wiener both, they didn't just do the

behavior. they held press conferences. they trashed other people. >> cover up. >> that's why we want to hold them to account. they used their office for ill after misbehaving. >> they won't go away. it won't go away. >> but wiener's seeking the mayorship so soon after -- i mean the scandal was 2011. spitzer had a broadcast career. >> you were sending unwanted sex to brad jarrett. >> i shouldn't have used blood. that's really easily traceable. >> there's no shame. wiener's clearly planning ong a big turn out for youth voters. that generation does not care. >> and they cannot afford to live here. >> you want to slow zoom while do you that? >> no. i want to move on because i'm getting bored by this. from sexing to perplexing. back in may we told you about an

arizona school who had people dress like hillbillies. but one student wore a confederate flag as a cape angering some people. while he was asked to remove the cape, and he did, one filed a complaint. now the doe has determined three have the authority to investigate this allegation. >> this is a long story. the department noted that the confederate flag is protected bit first amendment, but they'll still look into whether other stuff created aracially hostile environment. speaking of which an ostrich tried to mate with my honda.

never seen an ostrich mating with a honda. this is it. >> my wife made me promise never to do that. that's what scares her. >> that's the third time i've seen that, baker. is this federal civil rights investigation really necessary? >> of course not. this is insane. and this comes from someone who lives in idaho. so every friday is redneck day. and i mean that in a good way. i would gladly spend my day with rid necks than the morons from the department of education. >> when i first read the story, i thought they were worry thad white people were offended because it was white trash day, and no, that wasn't the case. it wasn't come to school as the person you most admire day and someone was wrapped in the confederate flag. no. they were hillbillies, rednecks.

>> mm-hm. >> you don't know. you think maybe they have something to this investigation? >> no. i think that's, you know, investigate benghazi. that's what i say, tom. >> isn't it ironic, greg that all this time the administration talks about phony scandals, but we've been witnessing phony scandals in the form of phony outrage in trumped-up racism. i was about to say there is no more racism. we might as well say there's no more racism because racism is so small, it's trumped by the phony charges of racism. >> mm-hm. >> to the point of where we, it doont exist. >> i've got to get bill into this. you ended up in a phony sandals. you bought, you should have known it was really cheap. >> well, i, it said for couples only. i should have known right there. i would argue this want

offensive to people of color at all. he was wearing it as a cape. that doesn't sound like a very respectful thing to do to the symbol of cod fed rasy. he wrapped around his greasy neck and down his zitty back. >> you northerners are very, very worried about this. >> we are yankees. coming up next, what should you do if you are bitten by a poisonous snake? if you're me you sit back and watch the snake die. but first, blah, blah, blah, super large breasts. i'd like to thank lou dobbs for that tease. and now it's time for the daly llama.

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should their votes make them goats? in 2011 should their votes make them goats? in 2011, the house of reps passed a bill that created the nsa's telephone meta data collection program. you remember that? but last week, the house barely voted down an amendment that would have killed the program. many voted against the tsa program this time including 50 who just two years ago voted to authorize it. so former george w. bush speechwriter added that this closes an intelligence gap that made the 9/11 attacks possible.

anyway, prefer to focus on this. by the way, i meant to say nsa, not tsa. and the person who made that mess take on the prompter is now going to be punished at my apartment. so he says when terrorists succeed -- if this nsa program is taken away, the answer will be it's your fault. that sounds like something you would say. >> yeah. i would say that. i am so tired of both sides of the aisle the more ons that we e

sending to washington. i'm going to make some hay off of it. and the great washington game, that they never like to actually talk about is that the congressman and the senators get briefed in on programs constantly. and they always know about these things. it's not as if this is the first time they've heard about the nsa programs. and then the pact that they have, is that when something is expressed in the press they run to the podium and express outrage, demand answers when knowing the whole time what's going on. >> we just don't wecare, do we? >> we do put up with it. >> speak for yourself. i put up with it. >> we don't put up with it. we're doing this story and complaining about it. >> where do you stand on this? >> i didn't know. in the summer of 2001, the nsa

intercepted information from two of the 9/11 hijackers. but they couldn't do anything about it. they used to have the tests with the emergency broadcasting system, show us this kind of information all the time. we should be informed as to why we need these programs, kennedy. >> this is what i will say, thank goodness for amaush. >> thank god for him. >> this is where we get into the shouting debate, isn't it. >> they're absolutely right when they make the point that we should be spying on terrorists, not on all americans and all phone records and all phone calls. and hiding behind the shield of 9/11 for every single political opportunity that comes up, be it national security or otherwise -- >> 9/11, all those people.

>> police officers in north las vegas who were saying that they and their families deserve lifetime pensions because of 9/11 when they were not involved. you cannot compromise american civil liberties and civil rights because of 9/11. >> that's kind of a strange place to go with that whole rapt there. >> no it's not. >> no one's arguing that we should shut down all civil liberties. >> yes, we are. >> let me ask you this. do you believe everything that edward snowden has said? >> no. i don't brielieve everything they've said. a lot of what snowden has done is very narcissistic. i think there is a need for people like that -- it's not necessarily what top secret security levels, they happen to know more technologically than other people that should have that kind of clearance, but i

don't disagree with the notion that rand paul is putting forward that you don't need to be spying on all americans and where does it end? and by the way, the other thing is, underinformed congress people, wow, what a shock. and yes, they were briefed and they could have known this if they had paid attention. >> the point is that they were informed. they did know about it. >> then they are hypocrites. >> that was my point. >> i agree with you. >> we've got to go. i have under two minutes already here. i have a problem that people say people are spying on people without defining what spying is. if you're looking at defining points, that's not spying. >> collecting is completely different than investigating. despite what snowden and people have gone completely crazy. very haven't been behind the curtain and seen what goes on. this is not the end of the

world. it's not the destruction of all civil liberties. >> every time i do a web search, if i search for women in wellies and shorts, the next day i see women in wellies and shorts all day. >> knowing that your privacy is compromised on a private website like facebook, but the government doing it, there is a massive disconnect. we shouldn't be comfortable having our privacy violated. >> we should always have the discussion. but you know what stops that from happening? is an engaged public and a vigilant congress. it's not some dysfunctional -- now sitting no the airport. you should always have this dialog. >> and i like that it's bipartisan. i like that people like ron widen are getting involved as much as those real dangerous libertarian congressman.

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all right. can she only rise after cutting all right. can she only rise after cutting ties. lindsay lohan is reportedly

ready to ditch friends who are a toxic influence as she nears the end of her 90 day rehab. she made two lists of pals, good and bad. out of 100 acquaintances -- she has 100? only 80 of them will survive. such a jerk that hemmer. >> lightning round. lightning round. i still want to keep talk being about the tsa or the nra or the mia. >> is it hypocritical when

lindsey lohan is making a bad person list when everybody would put her on the bad person list? >> the toxic person list is somebody who could score craving it. the middle of the it goes from good to fantastic. >> they're going to pull the list out of her dumpster after she throws it away. >> it's all going to be guys who had brief stints in sitcoms and they look oddly like steven dorff. if your kids do this, would you take the bad list and have them all eliminated? >> you'd have to do something with the little bastards. god bless lindsay lohan if she's actually serious about this. every kid should be encouraged. what do you want kids to do. she's still in her 20s. >> she's 12. >> you want them to associate with people who are going to pull them up. >> she could be the bad -- what

i'm saying is baloney. she could be the bad influence. >> i can't believe i'm having this discussion about lindsay lohan. everybody should surround themselves with people who lift them up, not tear them down. that's what i'm trying to say. you're an expert on child stars who take a wrong turn. >> you have to respect this step towards recovery, yes? >> i looked at the story. the big surprise, the 27 year old actress -- she's 27. i thought she was at least 45. >> oh, come on, guys. >> it seems like she's been in and out of jail since i was in college, right. >> what are you talking about? >> i'm talking about that delight we just showed up there airbrushed. >> there's parts of your body you plan to cut in the bathtub, i hope you start with your wrists. >> if she's going to make a

toxic friends list, i think it would behoove her to write down coe cape, vodka, barbiturates, all kinds of menthol cigarettes. >> okay we have the appetizers for the party. >> put your nose on the list. >> who has 100 acquaintances? >> that sounds like a paltry list. >> i see ten people. that's about it. no, i see four. >> i see dead people. >> all those twitter friends are not real, greg? >> i have no real friends. i have, i have the guy who runs the deli. deli guy. >> you're so positive by calling that devastating disease a friend. that's the best way to look at it. >> i have the deli guy. i got the lady who swipes my card when i go to the gym.

>> and counts reps. >> yes. and counts my reps. that's pretty much it. >> lou dobbs. >> yes. lou dobbs. we have to take a break. the joy of hate, it is now in its 65th printing -- i lied.

>> next topic, last week the lincoln memorial was next topic. last week, the lincoln memorial was defaced with green paint. shortly thereafter, jim krary wrote green paint on lincoln memorial. people are getting tired of

corporate tyranny. i guess i'm hagoing to have to stop liking him. one thing i f-ing hate is the word of tyranny -- >> we had soiled the beautiful bronze statuet, would will farrell be saying that -- >> could baker be the dumbest man in hollywood who's trying to reinvent himself as the slightly not so dumb person. >> i don't understand the statement. i've never paid attention to jim carey's politics. they were playing the incredible burt wonder stone.

and he has a bit in that thing, and it was the most god awful thing. i was ready to fly out the window. >> because you always travel with a parachute. >> that's something the viewers should pay attention to, you should always travel with a parachute. >> in your hair. >> carey seems to know what this va vandali vandalism. >> he can kiss mr. smith goes to washington good-bye. >> mary, mary, i think i'm in the wrong movie. the long arm of james taylor and he grabbed me by the scruff of

the neck, dog gone it, you know, some causes were meant be fought. you once believed in lost causes. zoo zoo's petals. >> you slept at the rodeo. >> it was a rough night. i'm sore eye. it was honest abe. you're not really abey when you have enough stuff that lohan usually puts in her wrists. >> she mumbles it so we don't have to bleep it. >> jim carey is canadian. he can take it all and shove it

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time to go back time to go back to tv's andy levy. welcome back. >> was i gone? >> there was no post game report over the weekend. >> but i was here. >> it was kind of interesting. >> wiener junk, regarding him hiring a private eye, you said you were surprised that he hadn't heard of diligence. you would have given him an invoice for 43 grand. it sounds like there's a good reason he didn't hire you. >> we would have solved the

investigation with my point entirely. we wouldn't have charged him that. we're actually a very good value for the money. >> i don't think he wanted the investigation solved. i think he found the crappiest private eye. he probably went on yelp and hired the guy with the most one-star reviews. >> that's entirely possible. >> i want you to know that i hired william -- it's a picture of him with a pipe from his yellow page ad. i solve mysteries. >> i leave no stone unturned, see. >> and anthony weiner has to visit him in his treehouse. >> detectives only. >> he can't bring his wife because -- >> no girls allowed. >> so since he was a public

official, did he hire a public dick? >> i was going to say private dick later and now i can't. >> wiener hires a dick to look for -- anyway, we'll stop. >> can we start over? you brought up spitzer who has to be happy as hell about all of this. >> even he's calling for wiener to pull out. >> yeah. he said there's a good chance people were watching this show he said on hardball monday night. he told chris matthews he would fire a government employee who engaged in the behavior that anthony weiner did and that wiener should not be mayor. how screwed up are you sexually when spitzer and bill clinton are morally outraged by your behavior? >> it adds to the insanity of the entire story. so unsettling. wau! >> that's more than $43,000.

>> i want to ask you this. i don't buy the outrage from the clintons. do you? >> well, i mean you don't buy that it exists? >> no. >> you think an aide was speaking out of turn or? >> how in the world could they possibly sit there and say we are nothing like them. >> it doesn't make any sense to me. i don't think that they're real people, the clintons. they're like ah tom tons. ambition. they see this thing caving, they see wiener cave, so they are separating themselves from him. >> they're power fetishes. and when they see that are you no longer helpful and getting off on power, they kind of ask you to leave the party. so this orgy of i don't know. >> power fetishes. >> power fetishes. >> bass anthony and huma are exactly the same. >> eyes wide shut. >> that couple they went too

far. you know the guy that you brought to our power orgy, he took a dump on the sofa, he's got to go. >> it's eyes wide shut with ugly people. that's what washington is. >> you know what eyes wide shut with ugly people is? >> no. >> eyes wide shut. >> we got soy nicole kidman tinkle. now take it back. >> they were outraged because they somehow thought that huma was being compared to hillary and the aide had to list all the accomplishments of hillary clinton because of course huma is not as clever and grandiose as hillary. >> but bill clinton said at their wedding that huma was like their surrogate daughter. so now all of a sudden they're distancing themselves from her. >> which is nice to say with chelsea standing there.

you're like our beautiful surrogate daughter, the one we always wanted. this is, the reason they don't like it is it brings up the past. that's all it is. >> arizona school's redneck days being investigated. i don't like the confederate flag, but i like the idea of capes coming back. >> and theme days are in prom week, fun. >> i really want capes to come back. kennedy, you said when you first read the story, you thought they were worried about offending white people. that wasn't the case. there were white people upset -- because it was white trash day. >> it was redneck day. the guy who did that, by the way is a former protége of al sharpton. >> you said you might as well say there as no more racism because racism is so small. that's silly. >> the point i was trying to make is we don't need to talk

about racism because it is dwarfed by the phony outrage. that is what is more of a problem. >> that's easy for a white guy to say. >> greg quoted me in his book. i said the only people who get hurt by racist talk is by people who say it. >> he's using sign language. >> andy, where do you get off calling tom sha-louly white guy? where's your proof? >> i hired the same private investigator that anthony weiner did. >> those pictures, they can be faked. >> you said this has nothing to do with concerns about the nsa pro. gra, the republicans voting. >> completely disregarding operational value. >> i completely disagree with you. this is what he believes. he's concerned about it. and i brief he fully briefs this. in terms of a lot of the other

ones i completely agree with you. but not him. he's a staunch guy on this stuff. >> he may be staunch, but he's way off base. >> that's a separate issue. >> this is not political expediency for him. >> you can't paint everybody with the same brush. there are some good public servants up on capitol hill. i don't know that i've read anything one of them has said. >> he's the most transparent of all the people on capitol hill. every single vote. every action, every amendment he puts on facebook and explains why and how he's voting. >> i bott to go in a second. on lindsay lohan, you said it was hypocritical of her to be making a toxic friends list. i think it's a smart move on her point if she's serious about getting clean. i don't like your ranting on the

nsa story. >> that wasn't even -- >> thank you andy. mike baker, see you tomorrow. b,

get your friday night rolling with the factor. the o'reilly factor is on, tonight. >> the president said he was going to bring every resource we have to identify and bring justice to the people responsible. can you name a single person who has been brought to justice because of benghazi? >> questions of a possible cover-up on benghazi, amid new reports that the cia was there the night of the attack. what did the government know and why all the secrets? we'll have a report. >> during his first 100 days, what has surprised you the most about this office, enchanted you the most, humbled you the most, troubled you the most.