>> humming bird poop. >> we have it down. >> they want to deliver right to the liver. the u.s. postal service feels that booze could save their business. they said if they should ship stuff you sip, it would raise money up to $50 million a year. that is 100 million dollars divided in half. the mail is restricted by law, like your face. we should discuss in the --

>> lightning round! >> the guy that got you the water, voice. >> he gets paid every time that is there? >> yes, it's $60 million. >> he has more money than anybody. >> well, not greg. >> harris is this a right solution to a failing government agency. >> so let them sell alcohol in the mail? >> maybe if they get to drink some of it. >> i don't know that we need to get mail on saturday, who gets that much mail anyway? it's all digital. >> saturday is the only time i get mail. you know what i'm saying. >> yeah, but it's coming from prison. >> retired people and elderly get their medication on saturdays. >> why do we hate old people? >> i don't. can't we do selective delivery then? >> do you hate young people? i want to get other people in

the conversation, harris. >> you called on me. >> i regret every minute of it. >> is this the post office trying to be cool? >> if they are cool, they should privatize themselves and then they will be efficient. people do not function the way they used to. you do bills online and you do not send written letters you send e-mails. it's over. $25 million a day. they lose. >> so -- >> $16 billion a year. >> they do that by delivering alcohol. >> should they allowed to be delivering your wine? >> that depends on the shipping cost. $5 billion of that is the health care and the other 2 or $3 billion is the services. that is what is really out of control in terms of anything. that is what we have to look for.

>> i love the idea of selling booze. this has to be the best day of your life. >> i don't know why. i am used to federal express at this point, if you get the wine in a wine club, i recommend the "wall street journal," which is owned by our parent company news corp, you will do it via federal express, they are quick, they are efficient and they are delivering on sunday. >> do you want to give them money as bad as they are at managing it? >> my question is what is a private industry? people say that and i do not know what it means? >> well, it means -- >> next story. a new york spa, any other kind, is charges $180 for a facial that is bird poop mixed with rice bran.

it has an enzym that exfoliates the skin. would you get it done and can i watch? >> i do not want poop on my face ever. >> don't date charlie sheen. >> they say it smells like toasted rice, last i checked poop smells like poop, i'm pretty confident about that. >> this is nightingale poop. >> i love that robert knows so much about it. you were -- >> i know people that get this treatment. >> i know some people. >> some of the top supermodels use that treatment. >> really? >> absolutely. >> it keeps their skin, young

and fresh and filled in. amazing. but not like nightingale poop. >> i could have bottled my children's poop. >> it's not the same stuff. >> mother, father. terrible. >> now they are starting to eat the nightingale poop. >> really? robert? that is too much information. bill told me that earlier. i got that from him. >> did you share your food in the green room. >> i'm never eating again when i come here. >> isn't that the way society is, everyone is trying to find the new hot thing to put on their face. >> i'm way ahead of everyone on this. you would put bird poop on your face when you were sleeping on the street. >> it's fascinating to me,

because it's interesting that this bird is the one that they use. back in the day that is how florence nightingale healed her patients wounds. they would wake up and be like ahhhh! >> last word to you, robert. you have said enough on this. >> there's more that we could talk about. i think there's more poop to be squeezed out of this. >> goodness, gracious. >> would you stop it for pete's sake. >> let me ask you something. everyone is wondering what it would be like and what their skin would look like after this thing. >> you know, i'm not. >> we will do a follow-up show on it. >> we will send bill, and we will put it on his and i know and see what his skin looks like. >> will he hang out with the super models that are getting it done? that is right up his alley. >> are you kidding me? you do not know bill well enough. we have to take a break. when we come back, we will have more stuff.

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>> that's life. ♪ that's what all the people say ♪ ♪ you're riding high in april, shot down in may ♪ ♪ but i'll never change my tune ♪ ♪ when i am back on top, back on top in june ♪ >> are you mad? >> no. you thought we would open it up with him singing and now he is upset, why are you upset? >> because that was somebody on youtube, and the sound -- >> i thought it was good. >> i thought it was on the smartphone. i thought it was great. >> i'm very, very particular

with this. >> you know what? >> no, no, no. >> he is an amazing singer. everyone knows him as one of the best tv villains of all time. >> tv i was profiled a good guy. greg -- >> you were rodney can iing people -- why did you j.r! >> get off my back, they are driving me nuts these guys. they have no idea what i do. they played allow lousey clip a now they are ruining my career. >> you sodomised ross in friends. we should do a quiz from the movie you are in. action jackson, who were you? >> i don't know. >> tony moretti.

>> i don't know. >> i remember everything that i have done! >> that is because you did it yesterday. >> in '87 or '86? >> i don't know. >> you were in it? >> i don't know. >> who were you in "showgirls." -- >> you remember that, and not action jackson. >> die hard. >> i was big johnson. fbi special agent johnson. >> you had a lot of face time in the helicopter. >> what was your name in license to kill. >> i just saw it recently. one of your best, maniac cops. >> i played an irish guy. i played a good cop to in that. sean mckinney. >> i guess mickey rourke was

busy. >> that was mean. >> no, it's okay. >> sewan shark. >> we did that before sharknado, the one i did, this one went crazy -- i don't remember the character. some sheriff. >> sheriff watson. >> watson. i was sheriff -- i don't remember. >>. >> the white hot, the murder of -- how about the one that just came out. >> that looks awesome. >> come on ask me about that, it was in theater. i'm doing a film with danny a -- >> tell me about the life -- >> it's about the club life of new york. we have been shooting it next month. of the avenue new and the marquis and how the whole guys started the club life in 2008 and took it to vegas. >> i love jerry, he played turtle. not a lot of people know that. >> great, great cast. >> not a lot of people know

that. >> of course they know that. >> turtle did not know that. >> jay ferguson from "madman". >> a lot of people do not know that. >> and good, good cast. anyway, look for that. >> i want to ask you quickly, because you are singing sinatra. where can people see you? >> i'm doing a concert august 30th in east meadow right there. maybe they have a great concert series, they bring all the stars in and the coastal thing, this guy, he is the city -- executive of nassau county created this arts thing and i will be there august 30th. everyone in the tri-state area, come to the concert. east meadow. you will have a wonderful time. i will be at the orleans. >> what an incredible thing.

and then, august 18th at herbal berts, his jazz club. >> you are at the harry chapin theater. >> yeah. >> i grew up while he was away. >> he was very interesting. wasn't he? >> what's that song? >> "cat's in the cradle" you did not know that song? you mr. culture? >> no. >> we will come in and get you. his bio. >> wait a minute, serious. we talk about culture all the time. and it's really something that is -- because sinatra was the first to come out against occasional and bigotry. >> lean forward into my hand. >> let's have the conversation in the break. >> anyway. we have to do -- >> he has brought more work to

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>> that is an amazing idea, brand new red eye is returning at 3:00 a.m. eastern time. bond, the >> andy leafy. >> all right. talking about seattle, >> you say you've never heard the term brown bag used as a color kind of thing? >> no. >> it's in early 20th century the real thing. >> i thought to bring stuff illegal into the party? >> that is a different kind of brown bag for you. yeah. yeah. that is bill's parties. >> i had a skin disorder three

years that was called the brown bag. >> i think i am the same shade as a brown bag. i don't see a problem with that. >> the brown paper bag parties were held by black people used to exclude darker shades of black people. but this was information you're discussing was brought up by someone and that is why he wrote this e mail. >> he claims he's a city hall guy. the right guy. he says someone brought to it his attention. >> right. >> at this point. >> that is -- . >> it would -- yeah. i think so, it's the part about standing brown bags is ridiculous. i don't think replacing snack lunch is a good idea it seems exclusionary. >> i will tell you words... >> there are interesting things they're going to use. >> sack lunch which snot cool. >> i don't like that term. it gets me right between -- .

>> that is what i'm saying. >> i know employees won't like to hear you're fired. >> yes. bill... bill? license to kill not a beasty boys, license to ill? >> license to kill? >> not a beasty boys album. jedadiah you poo pooed the notion if city hall is putting on a statement apply tg all seattle residents and not citizens they should be clear what they mean. >> i think motivation is pc. so as not to offend. i don't think motivation is to increase clarity. >> she destroyed you andy. >> no. she didn't. i don't think you have the right to go through someone else's motivation. just trying to do his job going into work, probably underpaid getting a paycheck, not offend anyone while there. you know? i think you should get off his

ass is what i'm saying. >> wow, if it hadn't been grouped with the other words you might have a point. >> harris to build about drew johnson, fired, you said why didn't they lawyer up and say he was fired retroactively? >> they didn't say that. he said that. claiming a policy that didn't exist he calls it a retroactive firing. >> right. bill got me on that. >> you said he has to go. there are no room for personal -- . >> when it comes to cheating and harassment and grabbing hinys i'm not game. >> i agree. he's a turd ball and needs to be recalled. >> turd ball? >> i was -- i assume you're going to the bird poop. >> not yet. >> you're trying to transition for him now? >> i'm a pro, i can do my own transition autos just trying to help you out. >> you watch yourself. >> i know.

>> here is one thing i don't get in the story. the guy says philner groped his wife. the guy's wife it was says he skpau says what was i going to do? it's the mayor, how about act like a ma man and tell the mayor to get his unwanted hands off your wife? he was the mayor so i didn't want to say anything? >> i find you very tractive right now, andy. >> i'm wearing a lot of foundation. yeah. >> you said sexual harassment training hasn't taught you anything, probably because you haven't gone. greg said this is the example of the path the democrats get and if your heart is in the right place you can put your organ whenever you want. can i improve? if your heart is in the right place your hands can be in the wrong place. >> how about march for women, you can walk all over snem. >> that is going to be a tweet

later. >> yes. >> you'll get 450 retweets. >> robert, i can't believe they maim maik you have sexual harassment training on movie sets. my understanding is that there is no sexual harassment in hollywood. >> well, actually there isn't. >> record number of young adults living with parents. i just want to say from looking at numbers here looks like a lot of this is college kids, they count college kids living in dorms during school year as living with their parents. the numbers, i think are being skewed. >> they're being paid, money being paid by parents. >> yes. >> because they're living at home when not at school. harris greg mentioned you have two kids, four six, do you still let them live with you? you haven't answered the question. >> well, i said they have jobs but i was kidding. of course they still wlif me. >> you're going have to run a

disclaimer beneath me. >> what do they do? >> aerial castro, greg, you asked why they let castro talk. before and closing sentence the court must address the defendant personally in order to permit defendant to speak or prevent information to mitigate the sentence. so they have, by law. the thing is that defendant is supposed to present information to mitigate the sentence. he didn't do a good job. >> no. he didn't. not in the 4th amendment. >> it is not in the 4th amendment, andy. >> no. no. that is my answer for everything now. >> i believe you're correct. >> uh, and bird poop, yes. bill just shame on you for slantdering florence nightengale. >> i was not. >> you were lying and slandering and mallingering. >> i was impressed on the facts robert had on the poop facial. >> so, that does it for me,

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