they have fire gods. >> stop with this! >> no, look at this. this is the guy i was dancing with. this is the most humiliating thing i've done. thing i've done. welcome to "red eye." it is like full house if by full you mean empty and by house you mean a tub because i buried everyone. due to andy levy's untimely death of choking on a whisker there is no pre game report and let's welcome our guests. there she is. she is so sharp swiss army knives take her when they go camping. and then she stabs them in the face. i am here with kennedy, the special correspondent on business network stossel and " -- the kennedy cover. in bookstores now. and filling in for andy levy is bjorn.

he is clean shaven except for a portion of his back that spells out abba. >> backwards. >> and my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. >> sitting next to me, the great actor and singer and at wearer wearer -- and hat wearer, robert dovi. >> i want to know if she did the miley cyrus tongue thing a block. the lede. that's the first story. greg, what is the opposite of hooray? booo. >> he is getting bitter. they want to tax bats. they want to tax baseball and other discriminatory groups. the group named the boy scouts, the future farmer of america has examples of groups that could lose their tax relief if found to

discriminate against stuff like sexual orientation and nationality and freckles. supporters of the bill says groups should not get preferable treatment from the irs if they discriminate. it forces organizations with faith-based beliefs to adopt the government's outlook on sexual orientation and gender identity. meanwhile, kitty tether ballers of america are exempt for some reason. >> can i ask you? >> what, robert? >> what did you say? what tether ballers? >> cat tether -- -- what did yoi said? >> the other word, not kitty. >> oh, feline. >> it is called the youth equality act, robert. how can you be against something like that? >> who said i was against it?

>> i don't know. i am accusing you of something. >> i think even should have equal whatever they want. what happened to the last 50 years? these organizations were thriving and people were going good and i think this political correctness now into the tax thing is what it is all about, it is about now saying to people that if you have two beer expses a vod -- two beers and a vodka you can't joan the club. >> you can't drive. >> i think politically it seems like an uh -- an attack on certain things. some of it is good, but most of it to me is dangerous. >> kennedy, what do you make of the bill? should they stay tax exempt? what are you talking about? >> i think california is a disaster. the state is doing whatever they can to get money from every honey pot. this is just another example

-- >> except bringing work to the state which is what they should be doing. >> every political group and every legislator has had unions looking over their shoulder. this is not a union store, but i have a different take as someone who is a liberty lover and perhaps we shouldn't offer the tax exempt status to so many organizations. and you can't hide behind the man tell of we are a private organization and therefore we can have our own beliefs. and then accept some form of public benefit. >> got it. it i think that is a consistent belief i disagree with. andy, you discriminate against anything that is a cat. should you have to pay more taxes ? >> i think my strike strategy will be to ignore your questions and say what ever i feel like. here is what i have to say. why is little league brought up in this? little league does not discriminate against -- >> maybe it is girls. >> no, they don't discriminate based on genderment i can't figure out why they are being brought up -- from what i

understand it is about the boy scouts. i think all of these other groups are thrown in there to make it look like it is not just about the boy scouts, but the guy who put the bill up says even though the boy scouts now say it is okay to have gay scouts it is not okay to have gays or transgender adult leaders and he says it doesn't go far enough. i think that's what this is all about. >> basically little league is being pushed as well as the young farmers of america. >> the future farmers of america are being punished for this bill. president obama said it is okay to discriminate against bill schulz because he said, quote, he is a big, stupid jerk. i am not going to i agree with obama on this point? it was amazing. >> i will go with that. >> who put the bill forward? >> it is the bill bill. >> congratulations. >> normally you only get when you are killed in a horrific manner. congratulations. >> at least this time i am alive. thank you, president. this is mostly about the boy scouts. i am thinking and wondering who would have the biggest

issue with this? i believe it would be the scout master. >> now, before now that scout master would never be able to scout, greg. i want to live in a world where he teaches me to make fire. >> what upsets me is when i say something there is not a cartoon or cat or anything else. how do you have the power to do that? >> you spend your day doing productive things. bill spends his day finding cartoons to throw to when he has nothing to say. >> it took five hours to find that on youtube and then another two hours to get the rights. >> you were busy demanding a productive assistant to find you for a honey. >> and a free bowl of soup for

that hat. >> this is a special hat given to me by -- >> i want to make a point. >> she reminds me of one of my co stars on a tv show. >> what? >> you are gonna go to the moon, alice. >> now he insults me. >> i don't want to insult you. >> can i go to this story before we move on? should organizations be helping little leagues because that means less kids robbing banks. hospital they be off the street? >> yes. and you should be encouraging the future farmers of america because there is a great agricultural tradition that could be dying because we are importing so many chilean blueberries. >> why point at me? >> particularly with legal marijuana you need agriculturists. >> it is a dying industry and it shouldn't be. there are many young children who live in rural california who could get into trouble when they could be focusing their talent on the earth and

animals. >> i lived a little longer than some of you cats here. >> we are people, sir. >> i remember growing up with little league and i remember a gentler nation. we didn't have the psycho babble and we didn't have the political correctness. >> we had "shoe less" joe jackson." >> we had respect for each other. kids are their own governor. when they are young -- bringing up stuff like this gets more dangerous us and and more dangerous. >> and you had black people who couldn't eat at restaurants. >> i am not saying that. >> andy is fnlt. >> i am just saying it was not like this was a perfect land back then. >> no, it was not a perfect land. but you had martin luther king giving a speech -- i mean we are celebrating this week. but these rights are not that. these are an attack on christian values. they are an attack that certain people can't accept certain things.

i don't think -- as a homosexualist there are plenty of gay christians i know and it is compatible with the attitude. >> that's not what i am saying -- when i was 16 i was talking to my mom about religion. for a second she said it looked like i pushed her off the bridge. i am not talking about my beliefs and how i feel about homosexuality and how i feel about certain things. there are people that you feel you are pushing them off the building. >> humans have been around for 200,000 years. >> anna tom americaly modern humans. >> the enlightened belief system we are talking about is 40 years old. you have to give people some time to catch up. is that what you are say ?g. >> that's what i am saying. >> i agree. it is a cheap shot to go after people who have grown up a certain way. >> you have to have compass for them too. the other side has to be compassionate for them.

>> it is easy for a straight, white male or even you to say something like that. >> how dare you? you said that as an insult. the government subsidizes a lot of crappy, crappy stuff. why not subsidize something that is helpful in. >> maybe not at all. that's not the role of government. maybe it could happen if we have the discussion instead of -- i'm fine with a flat tax and i am fine with taking tax exempt status with the organization. if you are a private organization and you have members supporting you with fees and dues and whatever else why do you need -- >> i am okay -- they need certain things. when they took art out of school -- schoo -- >> they have not taken art out of school. >> i have five kids and how many do you have? >> two. >> i have five kids. >> niener, niener. >> that's how he did it. >> no, they do not have some.

>> have you heard of the creative coalition? they fight against the -- the creative coalition fights about putting art in the school. letsy take uh -- let's take away sports. >> from a pure level, kennedy, you are right. but that won't happen. let's fight for the things we want and support it which would be little league because you want kids off the street. >> but then everyone is fighting for something. and governments are so over rot they can't afford to pay a police officer. >> i like my taxes to have a shapely rack. i'm sorry. if that makes me a red blooded american male. >> he tried to make that joke when i you knew where it was going. >> it was my only talking point. >> was that a talking point because i thought he just came up with that. >> it is sad it took that long to come up with it. >> should they let us know how the attack will go? obama administration officials are releasing information to reporters about the strikes on

syria. the "wall street journal" owned by our parent company says senior u.s. officials have been telling outlets that the bombing will last no more than two days. they want to do it before the president leaves for russia. that's nice to know. and the target list has fewer than 50 sites. or as the journal puts it, u.s. leaks, tells assad he can relax. the editors go on to wonder why the administration pursues the likes of edward snowden when it is giving away its planned attack to anyone in damascus with an internet connection. snowden was spotted in russia driving a truck with a giant statue. strange. take a look. >> did the guy get hurt? >>- >> weren't they just

recreating a scene from a movie? >> a giraffe died from making that movie. that might be true. >> kennedy, as somebody who thinks edward snowden is a hero you must be happy that they are leaking potential war plans. >> i think i am not even going to justify that comment. >> he put you in a corner. >> he did because i never gave you the edward snowden is a hero routine. i will say this. as a parent and as somebody who has been falsely roped into cheering for former war plans i am not thrilled about the idea of the united states going full bore and busting some sweet pharmaceutical grade weapons on syria. i am using a little consecutive. we are the architects of the plan and we should enlist the american foreign legion and have the foreign fighters. we have never had it. think about that.

no one has of thought of the american -- i'm sure someone has. but it is germinating in my brain. but if we had the american version of the french foreign lesion, but if france and britain want to do it, it will give the intellectual power and they can foot the bill, but it is -- >> she has some good ideas. what do you make of all of this? it sounds crazy we are letting our enemies know what we are about to do. or is that what they want to do so they back off. back off? >> watergate. >> what? >> they want to know what is happening. i don't know. in anything, in sports, super bowl. here is the game plan. what are you going to do next sunday at super bowl? if it is a faint, it is something else. first off this is such a complex esh you. issue. is assad and the regime not

getting scared? the countdown and the excitement to that. >> it is like a tornado warning. >> maybe the civilians can get in the basement. >> that's who we have to be concerned about. the whole thing is about the civilians. we backed the regimes and this and that and that is political. it is the people that are getting gassed. who knows where that can -- where it can go out of control. there are several that can go out of control. if you bring iran and russia into a conflict in the middle east there is no immediate end game. and we have seen this can of worms -- >> america, if we took us out of the equation again for the last 200 years, the world would look a lot different. i was just in moscow. i did a film there. the people respect america. they look toward america. irrespective of different things they look toward america. the world does. >> this is not 1962. >> how do you mean? >> the world actually views us differently as if they are viewing us through the rosy

colored glasses you assume they are which they are not. >> hang on, hang on. getting to that point, the stuff about the leaks and the strikes not being called a regime change and being limited, none of this is supposed to give comfort to assad. it is to let the american public and the world know that we have no plans to turn syria into another iraq or afghanistan. i think these leagues are a way of accomplishing that. what the administration is doing is they are looking at the civil war in syria as a football game. assad using chemical weapons as a penalty and we are the refs. we have to come in and bomb them 15 yards back and then say, guys, get back to the game. that's the plan here. i am not saying that's how i am looking at it. >> we have essentially two groups who are fighting each other. you can make an argument and let them bomb the living crap out of each other. >> that's what we are doing. but we say it is a penalty.

>> i understand. but you have to realize that for those of us who are supportive of the iraq war -- >> i was one of them. you say i was completely head faked from my own guy. my coach is the one who punched me in the uterus. >> me too. my uterus was punched too. >> i believe margaret thatcher firs said that. >> bill, do you have any football metaphors to apply to this? >> i will leave the football met fors out of this. i do have a conspiracy theory. i maintain we do this because we are about to go to russia. we will bomb them and bomb their helicopters and russia will be happy and sell them more helicopters. russia is doing the whole thing. we bomb their helicopters and they have to make more and give them -- get them over there. >> let me be clear. we are not bombing your helicopter. >> that was uncanning.

>> that was shirley temple. >> there was a quote in the l.a. times from one of these senior u.s. officials and he says the white house is looking for a level of intensity of the bombings, quote, just muscular enough not to get mocked. really, that's how you are planning your strategy? >> by the way, we are not even discussing john kerry who is so desperate to do something presidential. >> you sensed that in that press conference too? it was like a "saturday night live" skit when i was watching it. it seemed like somebody playing john kerry. last word. >> the middle east is a powder keg. they are killing christians, homosexuals. in terms of spreading democracy or sanity, how do you do it? there is no answer to the middle east. there are human rights violations against their own people. they have oppressive regimes. we are not going to be able to say what the game was.

maybe in 20 years we can find out. in terms of what it shook-up in the middle east. we don't tbhoa where that is going -- we don't know where that is going to go. we don't know what will happen in the next 15 or 20 years. >> one word, have i to go. >> why do we have a moral obligation because there is a concentrated number in a short period of time where you have a regime where millions of people have died from torture and starvation. >> we drew a red line and instead of chemical weapon wheeze will screw you up and now we used chemical weapons. >> i am drawing a red line right now on this segmented. that's what you call a transition. whatever that means i didn't hear it. >> is there more to life than acting and singing? he discusses his new book, my real passion is widdling. you really are a triple threat. but first, an exciting new word that was added to the dictionary. spoiler alert, your face.

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definitionism. selfie, ie, the practice of using a smart phone to take self-pictures is in the oxford dictionary. yes, britain has one. if only we had an example. call me, geraldo. anyway, move it up, people. anyway, selfie was added as part of the quarterly update along with digital detox which is time away from social media. bit coin which is an electronic currency and twerking, see me on tuesday night. ruth, we think the most likely theory is it is an alteration of work because it has a history of being used in

similar ways with dancers encouraged to work it. speaking of twerking. birds of a feather. >> twerk together. >> is that really twerking? >> yes. andy, have you taught your cats to take pictures? you call them felfies.>> i wantt twerk. in the late 80s and early 90s in new orleans we came up with what we called bounce music. it was juvenile djirve and dj jubilee and i know i am leaving people out. but we used the trigger man beat and mardi gras chants and people started to dig it. i think it was jubilee that came up with the term twerk. >> did you have a hype man? >> we didn't need a hype man.

we were all hype men. twerk was a combination of twist and jerk. i am honored to be part of the humble origins that is now in the oxford dictionary. >> twist and jerk means something different for me. >> i bet it did. what does the addition of selfie into the:00 ford dictionary say about america? >> we are in the tradition of nare saw cysts and i think that is okay. >> are you calling me a nare is you cyst? a nare -- narcicist? >> i have selfies with jesse jackson and flava-flave. >> to me selfies are the straight up narsacisstic you over and over again. >> it is an alone picture. i hate selfie pictures.

i saw a guy at the gym. >> there is nothing worse than a guy who takes selfie pictures. >> hello. bratwurst for dinner? >> it is sad. you can't find somebody to take your own picture. >> i think it would be sad to think about people at 11:00 at night when they have had a few drinks and looking into the mirror and there is no one around to take a picture. poor person what do they do? they take a selfie is what i guess it is called. >> a glass of chardonnay. >> i would never take a s le fie because it would come out bad anyway. >> are you par particular about your peck tour taking. joy i need a certain angle and a certain lighting. >> name dropping photographers. >> have you no cameras or sense of self.

>> they are for me, but i have a million dollar idea for you. take pictures wearing .ed shoes and call it elfies and make elfie.com and you have to click on it. they have to pay a dollar to a fake charity and they take the money. >> i like the fake charity part. >> elfie.com. make sure you get it before the end of the show. >> have i three hours to get elfie.com. >> i have sharpy.com. >> what is that? >> i don't know yet. but it sounded like a great idea when we had grapefruit marmalade . >> what i hate is the woman doing it alone and her hand is out here. it reminds me of the heisman trophy. it is like this. of course they take a wide shot when i am doing it. that's what they do. well done. bruce willis is dead -- tired

of feuding with sly stallone and now that he is in the new "expendables" movie. >> congratulations. >> thanks. >> he is real excited. and first, is mind control here and can it be used to make bill repeatedly touch himself in the groin until he is dead?

holy ground out of bounds. the new york police department, my police

department, the greatest police department ever, could you get me out of a ticket, has secretly labeled mosques as terrorist organizations which allows the police to record sermons and monitor imams. >> the supermodel? >> no, not the supermodel. according to the ap, or ap, the nypd has opened a dozen terrorism enterprises organizations or teo that mosques. meaning anyone who attends prayer services is fair game for surveillance. the aclu says the spying programs are unconstitutional and make muslims afraid to pray without police watching them. but a former nypd official notes a mosque is different than a church or a temple. it plays a bigger role in society and it is day-to-day -- expits day-to-day activities. if something bad is going to happen they will hear about it in the mosques. you know what i would rather focus on? this.

>> don't miss -- don't mess with that cat. >> do the police have a point? they are not just religious places. they are meeting places. and at times there are certain radicals that make plans. >> let me frame it for you. in 1996 steve emmerson did a documentary called jihad in america. he wept inside the mosque -- he went inside the mosques from lawrence, kansas to texas and brooklyn, new york where they were talking about jihad, jihad, jihad, jihad, raise money, islam and his book "shade of the cor cor -- koran and there is one and it is

called islam because they don't separate politics from religion. these mosques -- if they say people in new york and around the world, we have terrorist training camps in new york and in seattle, washington in the woods. there are places they don't tell us all about. but i think if you have to protect the populous you will have to do that. there has been enough italian restaurants because of the mofia. >> that was going to be my point. cops have been bugging the mofia hangouts for years. and italian cops have to do it. there are muslim cops in new york that are actually part of this. i think they do a brave job of doing that. kennedy, you probably disagree. nypd efficients argue that mosques can be used to shield the work of terrorists by taking advantage of the restrictions on the investigation of first amendment activity. 1* that a reasonable concern? >> probable cause is a reasonable concern. the problem with that is it

casts such a wide net. my fear is if you have a liberal mayor who is elected like kristine quinn and they think there are christian churches where there are a lot of tea party members why wouldn't they do the same thing? they can claim that -- there are -- >> they are blowing up buildings. they are not saying it is one governmental forum. you can't equate that. the left does that all the time. they want to equate christianity and tea party members to radical islam. it is not the same thing. >> she says it is the left winger. >> the problem is left wingers could target churches -- >> oh, then i agree. that was a hot button topic. >> i thought you were going to strangle andy levy and i was praying for it. >> and i didn't say anything. >> i was about to get a mouthful of tonics. it would have been the cheek. jay depends --

>> depends what cheek you are talking about. >> this is a kid show. >> isn't this on at 3:00 in the morning? >> kids get up early these days. >> andy, you pray to a cat in the sky. how would you feel if the nypd was snooping on your bizarre cat services. >> i will interrupt you and your gum question. here is how i feel. it is a little like stop and frisk. if the cops have a suspicious that somebody is engaged in criminal activity or planning criminal activity, constitutionally they are allowed to stop and frisk them. if their only suspicion is there is a black guy or hispanic guy, they can't do that. it is the same thing here. what the ap is saying is the police are opening investigations on these mosques where there wasn't even a reasonable suspicion of criminal activity. they were going it because they are mosques. sthaz a huge problem.

doesn't matter if they are muslim, christian, jewish. >> they are telling you what they may know. >> that's entirely possible and we should point out that ray kelly, the knock police commissioner flatly denies this is going on. it may not be true. if it is true as the ap is reporting it, it is a problem. >> being muslim -- >> being muslim is not enough just the same way being hispanic and black is not enough. >> the ap has been going after the police department to get a pulitzer prize. it is about winning awarding. that's my opinion. bill, you and hobo carl thought the police were eavesdropping on your conversations, but it was a raccoon. >> what did you learn from that experience? >> i swore it was hobo carl. i have to stay away from the pcp. another time, another show. these people live in new new york and they have to be savy. they are not planning it out in a place -- there is a sign

that may as well they are checking for you here and the stuff that is not and the woods like where they are training. nothing is going down in the mosques. >> you are bringing up 1996. >> it is not different. where is your head been? the sand? >> have you not heard them in washington, d.c. say we are going to use american's freedoms to destroy america. this is one of those things. choosing america's freedoms -- >> constitutionally you can't just say we are going to look at a mosque because it is a mosque. you have to have reasonable suspicion. >> ap is distorting this, but i don't know. >> i don't say do that, but can i tell you some? can i tell you something? what did they do with the 1960s. i went before the grand jury and they wired taff them in

beverly hills. >> wait a second. that did not make me defensive. you understand? i knew there was bad people out there. so what i am saying is it is not against muslims. >> how about this, can i make another obvious point about this? nobody in their right mind wants to sur veil a mosque or any place that they are not interested in what is going -- it is boring as hell. can you imagine the poor cop that has to sift through and sur veil shermans. it is in --er sermons in arabic. they will only do this if they think it saves lives. >> what happens if every person who goes into a mosque is under surveillance. say are you a religious studies major and you go to a mosque because you are doing a report and then every device you have is taped and sur

veiled by the government. say for example your professor is texting pictures of his dong to you. and now it is an embarrassing situation where people's rights are compromised. and they were not knowingly engaging. >> they shouldn't be texting pictures of jenna teal yaw. >> what if they were receiving them? >> what if they didn't know they were receiving them? >> check your blackberry. all right, more stuff when we come back. by the way, if you have not purchased "the joy of hate" i will survey your apartment or house. g gutfeld got. you haven't been buying my book. you are letting me down and letting down the universe.

all right, next topic. a new study reports that those who use dating sites tend to seek out those with similar

political beliefs. according to researchers a the brown which is a university and the university of miami and penn state go jerk faces. this result could be fueling the widening i'd logical gap in the united states. all right, kennedy. surely you have many male suitors. is it because they agree with the politics or is it because they are hot and men are stupid? >> i hope it is all of the above. what this research assumes is that the political preference is purely biological and that it is an inherited trade. trait. and the worry 1* if liberals get together with liberals and conservatives get together with conserve i have toes -- con coif tiffs they will have babies with a concentrated political preference. and anyone who has gone to college knows the first thing you do is a 180 from your parents. both of my parents are raging democrats and i have never shared their political beliefs. i am not saying based on my an neck dough tall effort -- evidence i can

devalue the research. >> i don't understand what this study has to do with political beliefs. it is about dating. >> and people who date and later mate and have children they are going to -- >> how does that swooshing? >> this is not just about having children. they say by being together and it is pulling on society because liberals are dating liberals and conserve at -- conservatives are dating conservatives. and there is enough political attention -- why do you want to date someone you will argue with? there is enough to argue with in relationships. why do you want to be with someone that is like, oh, god, there we go again. >> you know what is great, i always end up -- let me go to you, robert. i'm sure politics never entered the picture with you when you were dating. you just see what you like and you go hey, baby. what's going on? >> you just minimized it.

i never did the hey baby, what's going on thing? >> you just did that an hour ago to me. >> a woman's intau elect is primary. her soul is secondary and then the rest of the equation happened. can i tell you something? it has no political ideology if it conflicts with mine. it has nothing to do with wanting to mate or not mate. i would never be so closed minded. i would hope i would learn something from her and she would learn something from mement this whole study about dating it is a ridiculous thing and a waste of money and a waste of time. >> what are you looking for? >> to go like this. >> you could have done that and gotten paid. >> i never got paid. how much do you want me? >> andy, i kind of like having a relationship with somebody who disagrees so i can try to

convince them. i try to convince them every day i drop a little thing about -- i tell my wife every day something bad about taxes to the point she hates government. >> the problem is your wife is much, much smarter than you. if anything it has gone the other way around. that's my guess. >> and schee -- she goes la, la, la. >> i think this study is -- i don't think this has anything to do with internet dating. if your political beliefs are important to you and you are the type of person who will check off a box and it says i only want to diet people who agree with me. >> i don't get this is an internet thing. i think it is sad that people only want to date somebody who agrees with them. except certain extremes. i could never date anyone who

didn't believe mayor bloomburg was evil personified. >> let me bring bill into this conversation. do you have a comment on the show? just kidding. they started playing the music. >> i will talk over it. i don't care. >> you have been on match.com since it launched. you keep trying to go there to buy of mas. >> i could not find them. i love setting things on fire. this has let to do about dating, but the internet overall. what has the internet done? it brought us farther apart rather than bringing us closer together. everybody goes to the site that agrees with them and they chat with other people who say like minded things. the same applies to dating. it is a problem. the last two girls i dated were republican and i nef talked about politics either. regardless they still dumped me.

>> it's true. you will note i said girls. >> don't presume, america. if we have learned anything it is that. >> do you have a comment on this show? is e-mail us it is red eye at fox news.com. do you have a video of your animal doing something like killing bill? go to fox news.com/red eye and click on submit a video. coming up, another story. that's right, another story.

tomorrow on the next "red eye." ann coulter and larry o'connor. before we go to this story, robert, what are you doing friday night? >> friday night, august 30th at east meadow, the eisenhower park, at the invitation of the nassau county executive they do a series of concerts, outdoor concerts. they bring culture to the people for free. it is a free culture. huey lewis and the news was there. what was that? oh that was huey lewis. i never met a woman like her. a unique character.

she will be there and she will do her fake strum pell sounds -- trumpet sounds. >> can you do it right now? >> kennedy will be there. >> it is as if i am hearing an angel. >> she was great a second ago. are you doing that friday night? are you going to freeze up. >> oh my word. it is like a choir. >> robert, you have a 15-piece band? >> and a bucket of chicken. >> a bucket of chicken. and then in september with the legendary don rickles. >> if you go to the harry chapin park and you bring a cradle with a cat in it you get in free, rue it? >> it is free anyway. they give uh cat in a cradle. >> and underneath a silver moon. >> these people are so quick.

>> scientists say they connected one person's brain to the internet to control another person playing a video game. go drunk pellican researcher on the left was able to make another researcher across campus hit the space bar to fire a weapon. i am going to use this to pick bob beckle's nose. i only have a minute left. >> i love it. we will be controlling even's mind soon. we will be connected on the internet. and one big oz will be controlling all of us. >> that is true. >> great news for quadriplegics. >> that's what it is all about. we are sitting here thinking selfishly what we can do for other people, but it is for people injured. >> you are saying i can control quadriplegics to do my bidding? >> no, if anything they will control you and throw you off a cliff. >> andy, the research cautions the system can't be used to force subjects to do anything against their will. >> and then they say when they

thought about making a hand motion he moved to push the space bar. last i checked involuntarily sounds close to against your will. >> could this be a violation of the fourth amendment? >> the creators -- >> it is in the constitution. >> the creators said there is no way he can be wrong about the aa-35 unit. the people died. they said there was no way to turn it into humanity. this is what they do all the time. it is going to happen and let's go home. >> that's good. >> you are fiery. like tabasco sauce. >> i don't want to beacon trolled. >> jng we are out of -- i think we are out of time. i would ask bill a question, but then he would say something offensive and we would have to edit it out and that won't be any fun. >> give people money. >> bill, what do you say about that? >> that does it for me, kennedy, bill, andy, robert,

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>> the o'reilly factor is on. tonight -- >> the change has always been built on our willingness, we, the people, to take on the mantel of citizenship. >> amidst a number of racial controversies the president and others address the nation on the 50th anniversary of dr. king's i have a dream" speech. james carville and i will analyze. >> unless you're attacked, unless there's proof we are about to be attacked, i would move to impeach him. >> that's advice biden said about president bush invading iran in 2007. now president obama might attack