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to dig out and i'll never forget when he jumped on that motorcycle. it's tv's andy levy. and struggling jazz musicians who would do anything for a gig. it's bill schultz. and he had a pension for gambling and young women but we were able to strike up a beautiful friendship. sitting with me, tucker carlson and editor-in-chief of "of daily caller." >> honestly, i can't even muster up any fake enthusiasm for this anymore. >> i wait for it. i waited for the voice. i'm proud. will his speech repair the breach? president obama is set to address the nation on tuesday to make his case for syria. but will that be too late? a senior aide tells fox that 300

lawmakers may be ready to vote against authorizing force and by waiting until next week the president has blown his opportunity to get congress on his side. meanwhile, kenneth cole has started a dialogue about whether or not he's an ass. boots on the ground or not, footwear. cole was rightly raked over the coals for using the possibility of war to pimp his footwear. but he's not backing down. the designer posted this posting his tweet. >> to promote a dialogue and issues including hiv aids. i'm well aware of the risks that come with approach and if this encourages further awareness of african-american issues. >> was he reading that on the inside of his glasses? nice try. tucker, what do you think, obama's speech, is it too little

too late, too much too late or one other thing that i can't see? >> the wheels have come off. it's a total train wreck for president obama. it's the exact reason that you hire a president. when there's an international crisis, you want someone who won't completely fall apart and not embarrass the country and weaken it. however you feel about bombing syria, which i'm against, by the way, this is appallingly mediocre amateurish behavior. i don't think they are going to get it through the congress but worse than that they make the country look stupid. >> is it possibly a political move? who was the adviser that tweeted -- >> martin sheen? >> axelrod. >> axelrod tweeted the other day, finally the republicans are going to be the dog that caught the car. he thinks it was a good political move to -- >> congress is not in charge of the foreign policy. that's the whole point. you want someone who know what is he is doing, not throwing it

back to a body of hair hats. >> i agree. polls seem to indicate that most americans are against intervening in syria. will the president convince people with his speech? >> it's tough to say. people are lining up against it. what i find ironic is that you do have a lot of representatives who are saying my constituents are overwhelmingly opposed to a strike but i might still vote yes. they are called our representatives because they are supposed to represent their constituents. it always seems odd to me when they say, i'm going to vote completely the opposite from what my constituents are telling me they want me to do as their representatives. >> so, i guess we've proved it. obama bad. let's move on to the next issue. andy, let's talk about kenneth cole. you were telling me in the green room before the taping that you thought kenneth cole was great and his shoes look fantastic, especially in shorts. >> i stand by all of that. but i would like to say in

general i'm sick of apologies. but what he did here is a completely lame attempt at not apology. kenneth cole should start marking a hero cloak that you can wrap yourself in every time you're stupid. because that's what he's doing here. he's portraying himself as a heroic. >> he really did apologize last time. what was the last tweet he did about egypt? >> it was a hash tag. sorry. >> i think people dying in egypt and united states are dying for kenneth cole's great footwear deals. >> all right. back to obama. do you think, bill, that obama is actually overrated at the one thing he's not considered to be overrated at which is giving speeches? >> well, i am a little tuesday more like too late. am i right? i just hope that he stays away from the whole, well, if we

don't do this, then iran is not going to take us seriously and whatever is going to escalate is going to escalate. i feel like being in two wars over the past ten years has convinced them enough that we are blood lusting animals and that alone should keep them at bay. i don't need another one of these, let's take a pass at this one. and secondly, for your cole bashing, i didn't know there was something going on in syria but i follow kenneth cole and he's created awareness in me. >> he makes a great product. his shoes are great. >> he's very into shoes, very into sandals and very into pumping. this is clear. >> it's kind of amusing. i think kenneth cole is a tool, obviously. he is. >> a tool genius. >> but for this sort of sweaty shoe salesman to leverage sandals. >> i don't mind that. i mind the way he did that

little video, again, portraying himself is totally absurd. but can i go back to obama first. >> i want to know if you think he's overrated as a speaker because i do. >> i don't. i think he's capable of giving an excellent, excellent speech. the problem here, john kerry has done a better job of making a case of launching strikes at syria than the president. when john kerry is doing a better job than you, how bad of a communications job are you doing? it's embarrassing to use the word he think he's capable of ga really good speech but i think it might be too late for tuesday. >> i think the sign of a good speech is if people come away talking about what you said. no one ever does. they just talk about obama after the speech. oh, he's really good at giving speeches but they never talk about his content. doesn't that say he stinks? >> even those who disliked obama gave him credit for diabolical

brilliance. samantha power said -- >> name dropping. >> not impressive. >> what do you mean by no snl. >> do you know what she said in public? she actually said we believe if the u.n. inspectors found that syria used chemical weapons that iran would drop support for the syrian regime. >> you know what, the iranians. shouldn't we think about -- >> what is this new found liberal contempt for the united nations? >> i've been told basically my entire adult life by liberals that the united nations is a symbol of good for the world and we need to obey them and listen to what they say and all of a sudden we don't need the u.n. they are run by russia. we don't need that. and when did this happen? it happened like two weeks ago. >> two weeks ago. >> i do think kerry is speaking better but it's more of an

inspiring thing because when you look at him and you look at this giant botox husk of a mask and the fact that he's able to put words through that little mouth and people can understand it, that is inspiring. >> why did he do the botox? his face does look rather strange. >> he's injected full-on saline solution into some sort of right before the guy dies in the last crusade and he drapes the -- drinks the cup, that's what he looks like. he's inspiring. >> mt. rushmore. >> it looks like gunk would come out of his ears and the fact that he can still speak is very inspiring. >> if you take a secret passage through his ear -- >> yes, nicolas cage. >> i love it. from syria to cigarettes. have they gone too far in the war on tar? in florida, beginning october 1st, nicotine will be officially

a banned drug. that means prospective employers of the county can be screened for camel consumption and if they fail they will not be able to apply for a year. the fact that tobacco users are not a group that has equal protection under federal law. but according to boston university professor dr. michael segal who studies trends like this one, smoking is not the on thing adding to heart disease. unemployment is also bad for health. dr. michael. while some county employees could really use a cigarette right now like these. >> she is a county employee. just call the help desk secretary cat okay. questions from my guests.

patti ann browne, commissioners have banned beiworkers. >> i tried to find it in references elsewhere and -- >> obviously someone who wanted to run for office struck that in there, right? >> it's really strange. it doesn't make any sense to me. obviously the slippery slope comes to mind. if you're going to say that the argument is that it's going to cost more money to insure the smokers and again people who eat meat can have a higher risk of heart disease and the question comes to mind about, are you going to force people to exercise and i thought that was taking it really to an absurd extreme and then as i'm reading up on it, the superintendent of the school system in the same county says, as we're stepping into the self-insurance arena, i've seen other municipalities and corporations implement similar policies. i've even heard people having to wear pedometers and record the number of steps that they take

to save on insurance. >> you read that so well. you make a good point. >> dr. tucker, you were saying in the green room -- >> i'm not surprised. if this kind of i had yeah see is happening, that would be the next step. >> i'm moving to belize. there's a lot of property there, isn't there? >> tons. >> you were saying in the green room that you applaud it and agree with it completely? >> this is so misguided. i mean, it's just misguided moralism. it's a basic human instinct. smokers are the last group that you can attack. not all nicotine is the same. smoking is probably not good for you. that's what i have heard. but nicotine replacement products that actually work like the patch or the gum or the inhaler -- the truth is, that is harm mitigation and for the government to discourage people in effect to get off cigarettes is an outrage. i mean, it's not justifiable.

this would disqualify the president himself who is a regular nicorette chewer in public. >> and sometimes smoker. he's always sneaking smokers. >> it's almost better to use nicorette than to smoke. >> by making this a ban on nicotine and not tobacco, the entire reason is anti-scientific. have you seen a study showing increased health care costs for long-term nicotine? >> no. >> exactly. it's for tobacco. >> why could they be going after nicotine? >> because people like butting into people's lives. that's what they do. patti, the question that you brought up earlier about running for position in the future, the florida watchdog asked the commissioners will this ban apply to you, the florida commissioners? they responded that it does not apply to the county commission nor those that will run in the

future. they are exempting themselves from this law. they are saying county employees have to abide by this but county commissioners who are paying this law do not. >> that's unbelievable. >> state employees, they love their cigarette breaks, don't they? >> besides travel agents and nurses. >> nobody. >> don't travel agents love smoking? >> how dare you. >> bill, this is about you. the county is trying to pick on you. >> no, actively trying to blame andy. >> that's the thing, it's not just about smoking. it's about nicotine. tucker likes his gum. andy likes his e-cigarette. they thought it was anowing so they went the extra step and did this to get all of the gum-chewing, the smacking -- >> what percentage of the population uses nicotine versus

the other? >> it's unbelievable. >> a huge percentage of former smokers. >> if you ask people do you smoke cigars, dip tobacco, everybody does. >> i can say no to every one of those. >> why aren't they applying this to caffeine? >> they will. what part of the slip slip don't you -- >> i only have an occasional cigar but the nicotine keeps me awake like caffeine. >> it's also a prop poe laugh particular against alzheimer's. >> it's a stimulant. >> it is. >> i almost got arrested for smoking a cigar because it turns out you can't fill it full of weed. >> should we stay abreast of every quiz and test? new software allows parents to

constantly monitor progress and attendance so they see every a, b, and c. some schools recommend the portal but some moms and dads would rather talk face-to-face about grades. says one, i'm fairly certain the fear of facing me with bad academic news was the only thing that kept my kids in line. sounds like me. speaking of fear -- >> ah! [ laughter ] >> oh. >> ah, that is just horrible. >> bizarre. tucker, would you like to know every quiz and test score? did your parents come down on you around report card time? >> you want the honest answer? >> yes. >> they did not at all.

>> they didn't? >> they were not interested. no, actually, that's totally true. and i think you should back off a little bit. first of all, academic successor is not a predictor of life success, is it? >> i agree with you. >> i don't think it is. >> no, i don't think it is. >> no. and i think these helicopter parents, tell me if i'm wrong, andy, you hover over your cats at all times. do you think this helps? i think these parents are too involved with their children? >> i don't think this is inherently bad or good. i think it can be good for some and bad for others. if you're a single parent and don't have time to keep up with all of the grades, it's probably nice to go online and see what is going on. i think for other parents who have plenty of time to be involved in their kids' school life they may not think that they have to use it. i don't think it's inherently good or bad. it's just mediocre. >> you don't have strong

feelings either way. >> it turns out it's not anything. >> anything that involves kids. >> i need someone to strongly disagree with me. don't we over emphasize academics to this country instead of the other way around? >> well, i mean, it depends. that's a very loaded question. in terms of parents being involved, i think for school face-to-face is better versus the online thing. i think it's a new fan geled way of doing what was always done which was when i was a kid, hi to bring my test papers home and get them signed by my parents so they knew that my parents actually saw the grades and the idea was that my parents would have a discussion with me if anything had to be discussed and i was a straight a student. >> communication. and look at the field you went into. >> this is a great thing. >> why? >> because it's going to teach our kids unbelievable hacking skills. >> they used to have forgery. >> they all end up working for the nsa.

>> their backpacks are too big. they should be down in the swimming hole when i was a kid. bill, you spent -- you still spend a lot of time at the swimming hole. >> i do. i did my own. invited them over but they never came. no chlorine or clothing. i would never do anything like this. i've never been accused of being a helicopter parent. i have helicopter kids, though. i'll always wake up and they are hovering around me, dad, why are you on the floor? we haven't eaten in two days. she's leaving. she's feeling lightheaded. we don't even know where school is. i'm just going to keep going. i don't have any shoes. we're going to take a break. coming up, what's it like to be gorgeous and talented and loved by all? patti ann browne will talk about her new book. but first, how much would you pay to look like pam anderson? i can only scrap enough for

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the research center just released its what the public knows study and the answer is unsurprisingly very little. with questions like identifying middle eastern countries on the map and what is the federal reserve responsible for, americans, on average, answered only 5 out of 13 correctly, which the multiple choice enters slightly higher than a random guess. but does it matter? we're a wash of information. we literally have it at our fingertips all the time. but does it help us figure out how the world should work? i think it's time for a -- let's

take our first story of this evening as an example. there is no shortage of information coming out of syria but americans are confused and divided. one of our regular wrote a column on "the daily beast" entitled, no one understands syria but everyone is choosing sides. he says, the idea that information is not to be trusted is being countered with even less trustworthy information. i don't think it's the fact that we lack information, it's that we lack a clear idea of how the world should work. i think people have clear -- don't have clear opinions so they don't know what to do with the facts. we're uncomfortable making moral judgments and we think we can always rely on the facts as if the proper alignment of data is going to give us all of the answers. but the world isn't money ball. you're not going to find your answers on a spreadsheet no

matter how hard you squint. i say let's facts, more opinion. am i wrong? during that strange moment of silence, tucker said, that's not a bad point at all. you also agreed with me kids should skip school to -- >> it's kind of insane but counterintuitive in an appealing way. >> are you really going to argue with -- >> here's where you're right. that just having a list of data points does not amount to a position or wisdom. >> exactly. what good are they if -- >> to put them in order and derive from that pattern some sense of what you ought to do next. >> a value. >> a at its core, people don't seem to have -- they don't know anything. they see data points and then just blow with the wind. andy, you always make fun of me for saying that facts don't matter. >> yes. >> would you care to do it right now? >> yes.

for starters i'd like to take issue with when you say less facts and it should be fewer facts. maybe if you cared more about facts. fewer is used for things that you can count. >> i speak like the people on the streets. that's why i connect with the public. >> forget about it. >> when i'm done with the swimming hole, we talk like that. >> opinions absent facts are worthless. >> i agree. opinions absent facts. but people are too obsessed with facts because they think that they will solve all of their problems. you can't apply the facts. patti ann browne, come to my defense on this. >> i'm confused by the whole editorial there but i guess editorial is the word. people have to read not just the stories in the paper but the editorials. that's where you get your

context. sometimes i read the articles and watch the news and i'm not sure how i feel about this and then i really have to read a few different opinions about it and hear the arguments laid out. >> is there any such thing as objective journalism at all? >> there used to be. dammit, there used to be. >> what i'm saying is people put their own spin on stories, right? >> it's always been that way. it's just more obvious now. >> bill, have you ever had an opinion that reflected anything other than your own libertine. >> libertine? i hate opinion. i'm so sick of opinion. i just want facts, facts, facts. i don't even believe in morality anymore. just give me facts, no more opinion and i'll give you a perfect example. have you watched "the five" lately. they are so regurgitated, yesterday, bob opened up his

mouth and vomit came out. it was disgusting. >> you understand you just gave an opinion. >> oh, other than that, i am completely on the fence about all opinion shows. could take them, leave them. >> that's all we do here. you guys should be supporting me. >> i don't give opinion. >> but you have to back up your opinions with reality. >> right. >> okay. that's fine. >> and facts are reality. >> here's an example. no one -- someone like a pa passivist. no one wants to be called a passivist or a war monger. but they come from a foundation. they believe in war or peace and then they can apply their moral foundation to that. i'm saying that that's more important than seeing data points because people can be -- they will blow with the wind. watch, when obama gives his speech, foolish americans everywhere will say -- >> it's not more important than

giving data points. the fact is being a complete passivist is stupid and being a complete war monger is stupid. there are wars worth fighting and wars not worth fighting and the only way you can make those judgments is based on facts. >> or on your moral principles. >> which in this case would have to be based on facts. you would have to know the facts for your moral principle on it. >> people that have every fact at their disposal come to a dumb conclusion, for example, obama care, they doot take into consideration human -- >> when i talk about obama care, it's a perfect point. i don't talk about the fact or whether this -- i base it on my love of freedom. i don't want to be controlled by the government. i don't want them telling me about my health care. i'm going to be against obama care at its core. coming up, you're in the best around it's not a story, just a text sent me before the

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bob to get the job. yep. an electronics newsmaker to dance during a job interview. they made them cut a rug during the team building exercise which they initially thought was a joke.

said one applicant, "i ended up dancing around the world by daft punk doing rubbish robotics in my suit in front of a group of strangers another middle-aged guy looked upset he had to rap." and your robots sucked, you brit you. later apologizing saying dance routines are not part of their formal hiring practice. they ended up filling the position with this young go-getter. ♪ >> that's great. he's a good dancer. tucker, the most upsetting thing about this is the company apologized. why do everyone have to

apologize, andy? >> the brits compulsively apologize but never mean it. i made a lot of bad hiring decisions in the past which never would have happened in the first place had i screened my employees by making them dance. >> did you do it -- when you were hiring people, did you do any of these silly things, like role playing? >> we have a lot of eccentric practices but i'm adding dance to it. modern mode modern interpra tif clothing. >> patti ann browne, do you think it was wrong for this company -- they were just thinking outside the box. >> that's what is confusing me. really, it's not totally accepted for people to be asked to dance? why was it when i was hired here

at fox that you made me do? >> test pattern. test pattern. test pattern. >> these guys were salesmen, though. >> but electronics. under what scenario are you going to need to dance to sell a customer electronics. >> someone by the way they dance. you see if -- >> we've both seen tucker dance. >> and you learned things you didn't want to know. nice. thank you. >> andy, why not dancing? they ask all of these silly questions like where are you going to be in five years, and what could you put in a time caps sul. >> i'm fairly confident i could have walked out of their as the head of the company. these are team building. they are useless and put money in the pockets of consultants who somehow think that they are worthwhile and all they do is

embarrass the crap out of the employees. that's the problem here. >> don't people need to think more creatively? so many companies have people who work in their cubicles and don't let it out. that's what they are looking for, people who want to get out of their shell. >> but team building exercise -- you've never had a job. >> but i've been -- >> has anyone ever had to do team building exercise? >> it's the dumbest -- it's the absolute dumbest things in the world. you sit there and act like you're really learning something about yourself and co-workers and everybody is going to be better. the fact is that every single employee sitting there rolling their eyes and they can't wait to go to lunch or smoke a cigarette. >> maybe they shouldn't roll their eyes. maybe they should get up there and boogie. >> that's even weirder. they are trying to see whether they will work together as a team? >> you're sending a really cool message to future employees.

work here and -- that's not a bad message to get out there and send. >> bill, you have a side job for dancing for rich, older men. >> an old man named rich. it's just one. we need a fact checker. it pays like one. yeah, the apology thing, i can't stand that. if the guy wants people to dance, they should dance. queen slippery slope over here may say it could lead from dancing to taking their pants off. it's not going to get that bad. but if i were to hire you, what i would ask you is how you perceive yourself and you would say i think outside of the box and i would tell you to get the hell out. how dare you? how about inside the oval? that's what we're going to work towards now. >> the funny thing is, to get that job as a dancer, you had to

write a paper. >> yes, that's true. >> okay. next topic. is it a wonder we're not six feet under? life expectancy has doubled in the last 150 years. we live to now almost 80. we used to get one life. now we get two. she adds, have you ever had some health problem that could have killed you if it you had been born in an earlier era like small pox that didn't kill you because it was erradicated by a global vaccine drive? why are you not dead yet? >> let's see if it's a fun conversation topic. why are you not dead? >> inertia. i'm from california where no one has ever died. that's the one thing you're not allowed to talk about. they went off to palm springs and you never saw them again.

i moved to the other direction that no one eternalizes that life ends. it's a shock to people that they die. they can't even live with it. >> have you ever had an illness that had it come up 100 years ago you would have died? the flu used to kill people. andy? >> yeah. for me it's this whole thing about the fact that life expectancy has doubled is why i hate people that venerate nature. nature is diseases and nature is death. nature is drinking water that's been contaminated by feces, mosquitos that carry malaria. nature sucks. it is an awful thing. give me indoor plumbing, vaccines, i am fine. >> that's what i tell my kids. patti, i tell my children, mother earth is not your real mother and she's quite indifferent to you. >> wow. how about that. >> they respect mommy. patti ann browne, what do you

think? >> i love this whole topic. they have a whole twitter for not dead yet and one of them is i almost died as a scratch cat fever. that's a real thing? >> ted knnugent. >> for me it was scarlett fever. i had a really severe case. i would have died. i know that penicillin saved my life. i would have been one of those people whose life was cut short. >> and many, many lives. >> bill, you're already living a double life. now in the modern era, does that mean you're living a quadruple life? >> penicillin has saved my sex life. i will say that. as for any disease i've ever had, i haven't had any as anyone who knows me will tell you, i am bruce willis.

i've been run over twice and not had a broken bone. and that's true. having said that, is this a good thing? i identify with the character in kingpin who at one point drinks his own urine. when asked by woody hair rel son who says how is life? it's taking a long time. >> i saw that film. i didn't know it was urine. >> yes. he said is it bad to drink your own urine and he's like, yeah, it is. >> gandhi did it every single day. >> and look at him. he's a man baby. >> there is still plenty to talk about with our guests so don't you go anywhere. go to foxnews.com/redeye. t

did they bear their chests at some guys behest?

the ukrainedirector of -- the director of the ukraine claims that victor is the mastermind behind the topless stunts. she tells the independent newspaper, quote, it's his movement and he hand picked the girls. he hand-picked the prettiest girls because the prettiest girls sell more papers. the prettiest girls get on the front page. that became their image. that became the way they sold the brand. patti ann browne, what do you think about that? did you no he that something was off when you first saw this group? >> their tops? yeah. this guy is actually quoted as saying that these women are weak, submissive, and spineless and here they are, thoor receipt clee being empowered by this and there was a lot of true feminists out there that have done a lot of good for women but a lot of women are being

manipulated. >> but if he agrees with their politics, why not? >> not when he's calling them weak and submissive. >> all men are feminists. it's the greatest thing that happened to men. women sleep with you at the drop of the hat and get married and they work and support you and then they are empowered. dudes thought up fem feminism. >> andy is right, though, no girl sleeps with you at the drop of the hat. the guy at the door is never getting laid. >> that's totally false. >> the guy with the hat? >> what about the viking horn hat? >> i'm talking about the little fadora. you're not justin timberlake. stop acting like it. >> even if we know and understand what he could do, that we could do this by ourselves we can't do it without

his help. are they brainwashed or what? >> it definitely sounds absolutely culty. the question here now is if this is true and we all know this now, are they going to stop getting the coverage from the media that they were getting or accepted, obviously. >> yes. >> but without media coverage, this group is dead. >> yes. >> so i don't know. this whole thing may be gone now. >> bill -- >> which i find upset. >> bill, you've been trying to get one hot girl to take her top off for 38 years now and not in public. any progress? >> no. at actually strip clubs. but i like that they are russian and hot and that they do it in cold weather. does it matter if a guy is their puppet he master? no. it's probably for the best. because god knows that they can't run anything on their own. that's their whole point. p.s., stop voting, ladies. stop it. get to the kitchen.

>> the whole feminist era, we did get all of the benefit from it. >> it's unbelievable. >> we get these two-year relationships, they move in with us, they act like we're married. >> by the way, i'm not entirely sure a group that features entirely topless women is run by a man. that sounds wrong to me. >> next thing you're going to tell me is that hooter's isn't about that cute little owl. >> because women in their natural state take off their shirts and have a pillow fight. >> that's what they do. >> do you have a comment? e-mail us at redeye@foxnews.com. and go to fox news.com/redeye and click on submit a video and we might use

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a barbed wire arm tattoo in order to look like her hero pamela anderson. carolyn, no last name for this self-proclaimed model spends 15 hours a week in her father's

tanning shop and has twice suffered from exploding breast implants due to the heat of the sun lamps. the freakishly nice lady poses as pam at various personal appearances in and around liverpool and says carolyn "i couldn't live without a tan. it's part of who i am and i wouldn't leave the house without one -- no rhyme there. well i'm very horrified. okay, patti ann brown. doesn't it make you sad to see women going to so much time and spending so much money to get something that the good lord gave you au naturel? >> well, really that part is right. i'm not sure about the rest of it but, you know, it's ridiculous. she's quoted -- i'm reading again, she says any woman can have big breasts and blond hair. it's more than looks. she has charisma. that's what i love and want to

emulate. multiple surgical proceed hours. >> only 28. >> emulate her personality. >> that's a great point. >> tucker, is this woman completely insane? should she be locked up? >> she already lives in liverpool so she's been punished already. >> i didn't know i was setting you up. >> how many liverpudlians can pull this off. >> she's 46. but does she have a personality to emulate? i don't know pamela -- >> her and i are bffs so -- >> did you ever consider becoming an ellen degeneres look-alike? >> really? that's all i get? [ laughter ] >> out of time. >> well, why don't you answer his question. >> i'm taking an offer. >> i was making fun. >> my guest tell me i look like

the guy on "burn notice." >> michael. >> yeah, look at that. what do you think? >> yeah. >> doppelganger. >> that's aweaweful. >> should masochists have surgery to look like you so they'd be beaten several times a day? >> i thought andy's was less offensive. i can prove to you that you are wrong because as my doppelganger happens to be the one and only aaron moran, ie, joanie in "happy days." she's never been clocked. also billie jean king. >> who is your chachi? >> rick fullbaum and he left for miami. call me, joey still loves you.

>> joanie still loves you. very special thanks to patti ann brown, bill schultz, tv's andy levy and tucker karlsson. that does it for me.

- who doesn't fall asleep in that class? [bell rings] - they just expect that. - honestly. [chatter and laughter] - he asked me right before school started. - oh. - no way. - hi. - hi.

- ♪ shine, come on and let it shine ♪ ♪ light me up, make me feel alive ♪ - hi. - ♪ you've got what it takes - she actually said hi to me. - oh, yeah. - ♪ shine on me today that is it for fox reports. huckabee starts now. tonight on huckabee, the president making the case for military action in syria. >> the assad regime brazen use of chemical weapons is a threat to global peace and secretary. >> is the rebel opposition a less of a threat. >> they are car peppeders and black smith and dentist. >> is the president sure about that? do we know what we are getting to into syria. >> back in kindergarten. >> i am okay with it. our culture dictates that you can't start early enough. >> the governors take on america's culture crisis.