had a great monday, and we are going to be back at it tomorrow. next, you'll see "special report" up on fox news >> welcome to "red eye." it is like house of cards if by cards you mean dolphin figurines that usually end up in a trashcan at the emergency room. due to andy levy's tragic death attempting a wheelly in a bumper car there is no pre game report. so we will just go to our guests. she is so hot, sunscreen wears her to the beach. i am here with defense attorney jonna spill bore. and dimitri's new hip hop theme cooking show "grilzz" premieres next week. and my sidekick, bill schulz. and his mustache once hit a homerun in the world series and then subdued an escaped

prison gang under the sea. john bolten, u.s. ambassador to the u.n and fox news contributor. he is still the president of "red eye." >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. [inaudible]. >> all right. they got the award for making us board. the emmies were sunday night and i cleaned up -- my apartment. i spilled a bucket of goat's milk all over my train set. the emmy broadcast, it sucked, but there was some controversy. cory monteith was one of those to receive a special tribute, and it didn't set will with the family of klugman who started "the odd couple" and" quincy" and they questioned why they gave a special honor to monteith who died of an

alcohol over dose at age 31 while they put his father in the in memorium real when the, as they called them, losers. they said they are celebrating the self-inflicted traj tragedy over my father who won an emmy over cory who never won an emmy. wow. he can't now. he is dead. for a full recap let's go to "red eye" entertainment correspondent in hollywood. >> she almost like billy bush. >> blubber is worth a fortune. >> you actually watched the emmy. >> parts of it. >> did the special tribute for the young man from "glee" happen because the -- basically the younger you die the more glamorous it is which is why they didn't give it to

klugman? >> i think that is part of it, and jack klugman's son said it is about demographics. do a tribute to a young cory monteith even though he was on crappy show for four years is a better tribute than old jack klugman even though he was on five great shows and in the business for decades. the others are stapleton 1k3* winters winters and david and goldberg and all of whom were old were they dialed. james gandolfini was older than monteith. i understand why they wanted to include someone younger, but it is a slight. >> ambassador, you are a huge "glee" fan. you must be torn. >> yeah, i'm really torn. i'm torn trying to understand why we are talking about this subject. i didn't watch the emmies. i never watched "glee," but i did watch jack klugman so i am with his son. >> well there you go. >> i am slightly younger than

you, ambassador. i love "the odd couple" but as child i didn't understand two grown men living together. >> now you do. >> now i do. but he wasn't gay. only one was. he played straight, right? tony randal's character was not gay and oscar goldman was not gay. >> he was butch. you have to understand the dynamics. >> can you tell me what felix's profession was? >> felix, i don't know, but klugman was a sports reporter. he was the reason i wanted to get into journalism because it he didn't look like he bathed and he got paid for what he was doing. >> well you got half of that. >> here is the other point that his son got at, but in a software and then backpedaled. should you give special honors to somebody who o.d.-ed on heroin? >> if you are under 40 you probably don't even know who jack klugman was.

>> terrible. >> but true. if you are trying to appeal to the younger viewer they hillary late to that more so than anybody else and that's why they discussed it. and jane lynch said, listen, this is a disease. maybe they were trying to enlighten the younger generation and it is what it is. >> bill, you don't have a television, but sometimes you and hobo carl will stand outside appliance stores and catch up on shows. is there anything you like? >> outside the best buy last night hobo carl and i found the jay cutler completed 20 of 30 passes for a total of 159 yards. the bears look great. some people like to watch the tony randals and the neil patrick harriss of the world. gay, not to bring to 9 a point home. >> have i to say, we -- i have to say we talked about "the odd couple," but" quincy" was one of the first shows to tackle, horribly, topical subjects. remember the punk rock episode? no?

>> moving right along. >> ambassador, you you cannot sit out of pop culture topics. >> i don't even watch professional football anymore since the erse family stole the team from baltimore and transferred them to a city in the midwest. any league that would allow that to happen i won't follow anymore. >> well, we have lost our indiana viewers, thanks, ambassador. >> there are only 14 of them. >> i want to talk about how weird the emmy show was. usually the shows are -- even if they are not great, you watch them -- it is like watching a train wreck. this show was bad, but was just boring. it was weird. there was a tribute to jonathon winters and the entire tribute is robin williams talking about jonathon winters. there were no clips of jonathon winters. who made these decisions? and for the love of god stop trying to make interpretive dance happen. the oscars tried this for years and it didn't work. people dancing to the "breaking bad" theme. it is the dumbest thing ever.

stop it. stop! >> i think it is fantastic. you should see our "red eye" interpretive dance. there is bill going like this. >> that is not a dance. >> i know. >> oh my allergies. >> and then andy going like this. >> i am playing a you caw -- ukelele. >> no, i am playing -- petting my cat. >> and from trophies to hoxies. are his followers as fake as his birth certificate? the at barack obama twitter account has 36 million followers or does it? as noted by the daily caller, an app called status people reveal that 55% of those followers are fake. they define fake followers as spam accounts and say the account has more than 20 million. that's a lot. the account is run by organizing for action, a political action committee that listed further the president's agenda and occasionally features tweets from the president himself.

i guess they forgot the h. speaking of imposters. >> what we going to do about that? we got a new kitty cat. it is gop gnaw get you -- it's gonna get you. you better watch it. it's gonna get you. >> that was amazing. that was absolutely amazing. >> we get the open laugh from the ambassador and that's a great video. i knew something was going to happen. i thought maybe it would run away or something. isn't this just more proof as if any were needed that the president should be em peached? impeached? >> exactly. do you know how many fake twitter followers we have and

facebook fans? when you are anonymous you can be a jerk. that's why people do this. >> they say these aren't even real people. >> but they were at one time and they are deleted as somebody else to spew their hate and it happens every day. >> the talking point is obama is a liar. >> listen to the ambassador. >> ambassador, is president obama a liar? >> i am amazed frankly in all of the creativity of creating fake twitter followers. you have to be into social media to know how to manipulate it that way. >> you know who called president obama? the social media administration, assad said it two weeks ago. assad is a syrian guy, you guys. >> does he have a twitter account? >> he called obama the social media administration. you don't remember this? did i dream this?

andy would come on and tell me i am right. >> fact checker. >> andy, most of your twitter followers are cats which is amazing that their paws could tweet, but not write stuff like -- >> that's mostly what they write. they say -- and then please retweet. >> that would be more intelligent than the replies i get. >> biting the tweet that feeds you. >> i don't care. unfollow me. a couple points, it is fair to say any twitter acçount of a high number of followers has spam followers. greg, i used up your stats using this app. 29% of your followers are fake. >> really? wow. >> i don't know how you bought them or where you bought them, but -- >> did you look up dana perino? >> i didn't. >> she has like 360,000 and i know most are fake. >> i am 23% and bill was 15% and justin bieber 40%. >> what is 15% of 3? >> how does this determine

they are fake? are you sure this is not a fake account? >> well that is too meta for me. the people looking at the fake accounts are actually fake? >> head explodes. >> we will throw in an explosion in a post. >> thanks. you can do that now, a big explotions. that would be neat. bill, your only followers are the assorted drug dealers you have on your payroll. have you considered buying real ones some. >> greg, the actual twitter account is not for drug dealers. >> you have people on a payroll? >> i don't pay them. >> he is an entrepreneur. >> he pays them in string. >> the daily caller's whole angle on this story is in their first sentence. an incredibly hypers teg of president obama's twitter followers are fake while the opposite is true for the iranian president. president obama sucks because

of this, but the iranian president is slightly better. this is how far we suck, people. >> or how far we have risen. >> wait a second. que an explosion again. >> put it in post. that used to mean mail it. from fakes to states. must she ditch the pig to keep her kid? a hillary clinton aide said she needs to leave anthony wiener if she wants to stay with hill. huma has a choice to make. does she go with anthony or hillary? huma is viewed as hillary's most trusted aid and hillary considers running for president. they are outraged over wiener's campaign add -- of him admitting to sexting. let's go to the baby gorilla for analysis.

>> look at his look. he is like, hey, he is pretty good. >> what is he doing? ambassador, if you were huma -- >> we are role playing right now. what would you do? should she stay or should she go? >> i think that marriage is history. i think ambition triumphs. i think it is sick. i think the whole thing is sick. wiener's inability to do anything other than run for office is bad. i think huma is being torn between marriage and loyalty to hillary which is bad. and i think hillary's obsession, i say this as somebody a year behind her in law school, running for president along with that other guy she is married to theoretically, it is sick. it is a sickness on the bo politic in america. it ought to be you can run for office and walk away from it, but it is like an addiction. >> it is like a drug, not that

i would know of such things. you said in the green room that every wife should stand by her husband. i was surprised. >> that's not me. i'm surprised he hasn't been served already. she was pulling a hillary when she stood by him in the election thing. i figured if he didn't win she would be gone. isn't this hipocritical for hillary's camp to say you have to dump the lump? she went through the same thing. >> wiener just sent pictures, but clinton was getting his haha-, hey-heyed in the white house. you can't even bleep that. >> that meant nothing. >> it meant nothing. if you make it up it can't be bleeped. here is my point. i think hillary made a mistake. she should have said, oh stay with him. you will never get anything better anyway. use reverse psychology. >> oh, i don't actually understand this to begin with. what else can you say?

i don't understand this to begin with. i don't see someone not voting for hillary because huma stayed with her husband? at the beginning of the night she has an aid and who cares who she is married to or not? >> huma has to appear with carlos danger down the road and then he can embarrass everybody. >> he will be drunk. >> can't you stay married to him, but keep him locked >> like in a closet? >> yes, like a gift. he basically is one. and quite frankly i think he would enjoy it. >> there would be a black thing around him. >> andy, what do you make of this? >> i don't see the huh poke craw see here. anthony wiener did all of the things he was accused of where bill clinton was with the vast right wing.

no, of course there is huh poke craw see. clinton is involved. as we agree this will be an easy choice for huma. wiener is gone. no more wiener for huma. >> are you talking about her private life? >> no. why do you have to say such things? >> i don't know. i really don't have anything else to say. >> wiener and huma were about power. >> they were bill and hillary, but she had a defective bill. sd he was a worse bill. >> so this is a no brainer. he's gone. >> what do you think? >> sounds good to me. >> you checked out. you were thinking -- you were going what am i having for dinner? >> you were thinking about tony randal. >> you were thinking about the emmies. what is the key to international diplomacy? john bolton discusses his latest book. "bow down all you from other

countries." but first, who is this? where is his torso? the story president obama doesn't want you to hear.

he is the new man from iran. are we a fan? i wrote that on the can. newly elected iranian president has been on a charm offensive pushing for better relations with the u.s. ahmadinejad's successor wrote in an op-ad, let's work together to end the unhealthy rivalries and that fuel violence and drive us apart. i have been saying this for years. but should we blanch at his off live branch?

talk of a nuclear deal could be a trap. my turtle agrees and he is never wrong. president obama will give a speech at the u.n general assembly and perhaps at some point shake hands. meanwhile, these two antagonists can still negotiate in person. >> oh my goodness. after five minutes of that you will feel pretty down and what is left? >> drugs. >> yes. andy, are you the expert on the table at the u.n. you have been there. >> i have been near there. my sister used to live a couple blocks away. >> close enough. >> i think so. it is as close as i ever want

to get. can we stop saying charm offensive? can somebody who bans phrases ban the phrase? >> i will do that tomorrow. >> we have to mistrust, but verify. if there is even a slight chance the new regime wants new relations, we should check it out. but it is not really a new regime because the ayatollah is in charge there. so i don't know. >> stupid. >> i have more, but nobody wants to hear what i have to say. they want to hear what bill has to say. >> no, i want to hear what you have to say. don't look away. look at me. >> it would have been funny if they got that shot. >> ambassador, you were saying that he is a solid dude and we should trust him completely. you said that out there? >> you caught that? look, this guy was the eye yaw toll law in paris -- the ayatollah and she a terrorist

thug and has blood on his hands. he is a number two in a state sponsor of terrorism. for the president of the united states to shake hands with a terrorist is going to be a sad day for the united states if that happens. >> what about a fist pump? >> a fist pump would be even worse, but then maybe michelle will come along. >> isn't that called a terrorist fist jet? >> let's not get into that. jonna you are on record of saying we should blow iran to smither reins and finland as well. care to elaborate? >> what i said was i was going to the ladies room during this segment. i am with everybody here. this guy was lying. the same crap, different day, 2003, to 2005. why trust him now? >> you know, i said this before on "the five." iran does what obama doesn't. they talk and they work while they are talking. they go, yeah, yeah, yeah.

and they are building centrifuges. america should talk and do something else at the same time. there i am making the weird thing again. >> america should talk and milk cows? >> thank god you said milk cows. >> bill, a two-part question. how should obama handle iran, and why are you such a stupid jerk? you can answer either one in no particular order. >> will answer the latter first. i am as god made me. what you see is what you get. i can't help this. and what are we supposed to do? they thugs over there. they all have blood on their hands in some capacity. i do like the logic of shaking him with one hand and then shaking him with the other when he is not looking. >> can we substitute him for barack obama? >> maybe i am not such a jerk after all. >> if there is, and i don't think dl is, if there is the

slightest chance he wants to moderate iran, wouldn't it be bad if we passed up the opportunity? >> there is no chance. that's what you have to start out. >> somebody is cynical. >> look, i have watched -- >> i don't look at the world in the same way you do. i like to think the best of people. >> it is okay. he did this 10 years ago. he took the europeans and played them like violins and extended the program and got them out of trouble and now he has the same playbook. it will work because the president comes into the u.n and there is a really weakness. >> you don't think an oil rich nation is developing nuclear power for peaceful purposes? >> i once asked the department of energy what iran would do if it ran out of the oil and natural gas and how long would it take and do they really need nuclear power? the department of energy says iran will run out of oil and natural gas in 400 years. so any prudent person will get nuclear power.

>> they are forward thinking. >> but everyone talks about how obama -- i don't think they look at obama as weak. when obama says one thing, on the other side of the coin he was doing drone attacks 10 times bigger than bush. and they know that. obama had 52 killed in pakistan. bush had three. they know that. >> that is so obama could say the war on terror is over. i have destroyed core al-qaeda. it is al shaw bar and kenya and libya and the war in iraq, and syria -- >> are you saying we should not go to all of those places? >> well, that's a thought. >> that's what i thought. >> you know what, i think it is time to move on. we have other things to do like some ads. i always wanted to say that. coming up, should you protect your assets? john bolton talks about his.

these report book titles. and rich little do an impressive me? probably not. i am a nobody.

that politics include fewer dudes ? in order to get more women involved men should not be allowed to hold office for the next 100 years. the cnn founder, and my new scuba partner, made the suggestion before and he reiterated it, which i think

means repeat, at the international women's earth and climate summit. what the hell is that? here is the response when reminded that only 20% of lawmakers around the world are female, he said, i suggested men be bared from political office. they can do everything else. oh that's nice. be president of the universities, business leaders , but couldn't serve in any elected position for a hundred years. we would have a lot more emphasis on education, blah, blah, blah. and a lot less on army and the navy and the marine corp. his words are like melted butter. ii think we are going to discuss this in the -- >> lightning rooooouuuuunnnnnddd. lightning round. >> women can't even vote. how in the world are they going to hold office? >> this was the dumbest thing that has ever come out of ted turner's mouth. that's number one. number two, i am all for more women in politics, but only if

we beat you at the polls and not ban you from beings. that doesn't make any sense. >> that is a good point. is this vintage ted turner? he liked crazy stuff off the cuff and then he passes out somewhere in the corner. >> that's why they called him the mouth from the south. >> oh that's why. >> it is as good as a reason as ever. >> i could think of a sexier one. >> bill's nickname is the mouth down south. >> and the other thing i thought was coke, different. >> sorry, ambassador. >> i had a train of thought and it is completely gone. >> we were talking about ted turner. >> when he was trying to get attention for cnn which desperately needs it, this thing was understandable, but he is not connected anymore. i don't know why he is saying these things. >> andy, as a former member of the armed forces how about the less em emphasis on the army, navy and marines.

>> this is the old women and men are the same, except women are better. you can't say a woman would do just as good a job as a man, but you would say she would do a better job. and some think women would do a better job at ruling the world because they are fund mentally different. if you say i don't think women should be allowed in combat roles you are sexist. >> so you say it is hipocritical. >> it is. except he doesn't mean it. those men who say it don't mean it. they say it so women will like it. he would not vote for margaret thatcher. he is full of crap. he doesn't mean it. he is just saying it because he just wants to be liked. >> bill, you will never have that problem. >> can you start calling me the chest from the midwest? that's what i want to be. where is it said that if you

are successful in one thing you should be allowed a public venue to voice your random thoughts on everything else. every day the ted turners of the world say something bat poop crazy and we talk about it as if they should be given the time of day to voice -- they can come up and say i think the moon is made of cheese and i have a million dollars that says i am right. >> well, he does, but we don't have to give him the time of day. spy on ted turner and donald trump. >> he was named chairman of hillary clinton's campaign. >> i prefer chairperson. >> do you really? >> why not? >> oh. >> so if i say why not i can say anything? >> he was pandering to his audience. he was at lilith fair. >> that's where he was. >> it is a mascot gone to pot.

the oakland raiders are unveiling this guy as a face of their franchise. the torsoless raiderless rusher was created to create future fans. they say the team will be the first to turn a character from a cartoon into a real thing at home games. here is a typical raider fan. they have a delight. you go to the raiders games painted head to toe and how do you feel? >> and i dated a lot of men whose chins are on his tess tau cals which apparently this guy is modeled after. for kids, it is a great idea. >> how long did you date jay leno? >> speaking of bill, you actually dated the san diego chicken and you were engaged for a brief spell. quickly what are your thoughts? >> i used to call him the mouth down south.

why would you create something to get kids involved that looks like the last end of an acid flash back. it is dancing around my head and trying to convince me to jump out of a window while i am looking for orange joyce. the raidersers were one of the few that said, ding, ding, ding. we are going take this off the program and put it on the field. >> ambassador, recruiting fans from the raiders, from the kids is like recruiting babies to watch "dexter." >> i don't pay the slightest bit of attention to football. i believe there is a team called the indianapolis ravens? >> boy you have some sour grapes as an excolts fan. let it go. >> i am not an excolts fan. i am a colts fan. >> andy, last word to you. you are a raiders fan. >> i was when they were a professional sphoot ball team. the raiders are not a

children's mascot. they are gross looking dudes on the sidelines with handlebar husband statutes and mutt ton chop side burns and the missing teeth. except they are not that anymore and they finished last in attendance for the last three years. they have two options, put a good team on the field and they chose not to go that way and they went with the kids character. >> on that note, i loved the raiders in the 1970s. dave casper and kenny stabler and jack tatum. it was a scary, scary team. now the fans are scary and the team isn't. we have to talk about something of we will be right back, "joy of hate." greg felled.com. buy it now.

i'm -- i'm -- i'm jimmy stewart. i -- i -- i -- i will end it there. i think the roast is disgusting. >> we got another three hours coming your way, folks. so stay with us, and we will be right back. >>- q. i is that was the -- >> that was the amazing rich little. you probably won't see anything like it again. the complete 25-dvd set comes out october 8th. it is only at dean roasts.com. it features all 54 roasts and over 15 hours of bonus material. joining us now is the one, the

only, the legendary impressionist rich little. rich, i grew up watching you. >> so did i. >> sometimes outside your house. no, i love the roasts. everybody there was part of your life in the 70s growing up. paul lind, i idolized paul lind. >> well, paul, you know, he was funny. on "hollywood squares" he made" hollywood squares" you know. anybody larger than life was easy to imitate. >> and he was such -- he was such a heterosexual kind of guy. >> that's one way to put it. >> i imagine he got along really well with the ladies. i'm pretty sure. >> oh yeah. have i to do my fox news joke. >> okay. >> juan williams, he is a pilot.

yesterday he was seen buzzing the capital building -- the capitol building while congress was in session. the headline on usa today this morning read, juan flew over the cuckoo's nest. >> well done. >> that's my sphoks news joke. on -- that's my fox news joke. >> that will go down as one of the oddest jokes. >> who has a name of juan except juan? he was juan of a kind. >> the people you rosed, ronald reagan, johnny carson, mohammad ali, hank aaron. they are all amazing people. >> the two roses i enjoyed the most were jimmy stewart and johnny carson. particularly jimmy stewart. the routine i did on that was i showed jimmy how to imitate himself. we winged it. it was not scripted at all.

when jimmy stood up he didn't know what i was going to do. it worked because he went along with what i was doing i told him, jim, you have to put out your hand out like this. recite, waa. of course jimmy went waaa. i said that is the worth. -- the worst. go sit down. that is awful. >> do people get freaked out if you did an impression of them very well, did it creep him out the fact that you knew them? if you did carson did it make him uncomfortable? >> yeah. what you are doing is showing the idiosyncrasies. and perhaps things they are trying to cover up. johnny, the routine i did on that roast was i did all of the ticks and all of the things like scratching the head and scratching the arm and looking looking -- johnny was always looking around.

jack benny did the same thing. >> and they don't know they are doing it. bill used to go around and do this. >> we would have ideas and it would be great. it is like, all right. what do you got? i was in midandrew dice clay, but he hadn't got to the cigarette. >> didn't notice it until he was making fun of me. most people don't know they are doing what you are doing until you do it. >> that's true. usually the wife or a brother or sister will be laughing the lardest because the guy you are doing doesn't realize he does that. >> this comes in the -- this comes with the dvd warning label. warning some of the jokes and ethnic references would not be allowed on network today. keep in mind during the times the body, party, atmosphere and they were friends who love to take a give a good shot. that's true. itit was a different time. >> did you see the roasts of today? wow are they blue.

wow. >> but they are careful. i would say they are filthy, but they don't go into areas now considered sensitive. like the stuff don rickles would say to sammy davis, junior. i don't think he could sing now. >> that's probably true. >> dean martin, drunk? >> oh dean martin. well dean h dean -- dean had that attitude. he didn't care about anything. as a matter of fact, dean didn't even know who they were roasting. that was two minutes before the show. >> seriously? >> yes, one roast we did at the mgm grand and leaving the green room to go on stage and the audience is packed. we are walking to the set and two minutes from starting and dean goes, rich, who are we honoring tonight? i said what? he said who are we honoring? i said michael landon. >> oh that's a good choice.

we are going to have fun. >> in other words he was going sit down there if he hadn't spoken to me and read the cards and find out who we are honoring. those corny jokes he told, but people loved them because dean told them. now if we told any of those jokes today as ourselves they wouldn't be asxfunny. dean would do jokes like, hey, did you hear about the angry deer who stumbled out of the forest? boy that's the last time i will do that for 10 bucks. that's the joke dean would do. he would say, did you hear there was a loud scream in the operating room this morning, and the doctor was heard saying, nurse, nurse, are you an idiot? i told you to take off his spectacles. his spectacles.

when dean does it, it really works. >> horny, corn ear jokes, but they work. >> we have one more question and then we have to go. frank sinatra, working with him, scary? >> he was always nice to me. i can't say anything bad about him. of course he had another side which i never saw. he didn't kill anybody when i was around. i liked him. i really liked him. of course he was kind of always treated like a god. did you know dean martin was a bigger star than frank sinatra? if you look at the statistics, dean had more hits and he had a successful television show. movies, they are probably about the same same -- except he had a bigger star. >> but dean wouldn't kill you. >> no, he would stumble over you , but he wouldn't kill you. >> after frank killed him he

would say who is that? rich little. oh too bad. >> next time you come you have to do the whole show. >> i would love to and then i would do irve on fox. >> you mean as an impression? >> there are a few i would like to do. >> i won't ask. >> you leave mr. daabs out of this. >> no, no, no. kimberly is not here. >> i wish i had those legs. >> the complete collection 25dvd's comes out october 8th. pre order at dean roast.com. order it now. we have one more story when we come back.

tomorrow on the next "red eye." we have rick leventhal and joanne. shut up, todd. will they end up in a celly thanks to her selfie? they were arrested for [peddling|pedaling] a popular -- >> after they were peddling a

popular animal. they used it as a photo op and they face up to four years in prison. a $1300 fine. right now it is in protective custody and no doubt placed in a witness relocation program. as a huge rihanna fan how do you handle this news? >> i thought we were going to talk about slow loris. i learned about it on this show. >> that's awesome. >> i never knew they existed. >> the thing that drives me nuts about this story is a slow loris probably needs the attention. it is a lot like an andy levy. look at that. andy, what do you make of the story? >> the thing is they are harmful to humans. >> bill, you you look like a slow loris run over a couple times. is that why nobody wants to take a picture of you? >> there are a lot of reasons. mostly because i feel it steals my soul. these guys will get four years and possibly a grand which is

probably what they make in a year fine. meanwhile chris brown beat her to the inch of his life and got community service. that's me saying i would like to call perspective police. >> it seems a little object -- obsessive with their animals joy how long should you go to jail if you shoot a bald eagle? >> think about slow loris'. i am confused. let's look at them for awhile. we have some time. do you want to put it up there? these producers are on something. when you look at the slow lor sigh they seem so intelligent. you are not supposed to have them as pets because they have a poison saliva thank you put on their hands and then if they touch you, you could die. >> this is in contrast to the fast loris.

that's why the species is so interesting. how can you tell a slow loris from a fast loris? >> here is how you can tell, you take them on a date. >> the slow loris is very polite and quite the lady. the fast loris, call me. >> the fast loris, call him. call him. >> i will be your grob. >> -- i will be your g ru b. >> you can't find out what a fast loris because you don't ever see one. >> you get them in a tequilla bomber. >> if you can see them -- >> i think i am sorry i started this. >> brilliant move because you were able to stretch a very thin story into almost four minutes and that means the show is almost over. shp &c@ i'm greg gutfeld and i shall see you tomorrow.

just you and me. i will stair -- stare at you. >> call me, fast loris. 0h(apih@.

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