he says will work. democratic senator mark warner who's afraid that the senate now looks like just a piece of work. former senator, current prestige president of the heritage foundation jim demint on what he thinks eventually will work. so many more tomorrow. hello, everyone. it's 5:00 in new york city but what else is new? the islamist terrorist threat is a cancer on the globe. i think i just insulted cancer. it's everywhere. the argument to ab solve terror is historical. islamists say there's nothing unique about terror. every religion has had aggressors. true. in the spanish inquisition. but now in this point of history, it's all islams.

what do they all have in common in acts of terror? it's their radical islam. congrats, monsters. you own the title. what if that mall attack happened here in the united states? it would be on. but few freak out now because it's only africa. poor kenya. one of the few african nations that works and in a running battle with muslim nuts. they have enough problems. islamists in north africa had slave trade raiding nonislamic villages or women and kids and selling them in sudan. religion of peace? my ass. like bob said. the first thing is admit there's a problem. the administration won't. meanwhile, yesterday, a white house roundtable discussion held in honor of bisexual visibility day. there's a problem the obama administration tackles. a lack of bisexual visibility. why close doors? kind of hampers the visibility thing. the one visibility problem we

don't have, sadly, is with terror. we see it. obama sees it. he just won't speak its name. >> reading that -- >> i got a little stuck on a few words there, bob. >> yes, you did. >> historic or historical? >> historical? is it edit the monologue day? >> can we refer to dana? >> i wasn't paying attention because i had a good -- >> see you later. i'm going to do the red eye show. >> i had a really good line. >> what? >> i just -- when you were listing the problems of recent terror attacks, you forgot two places. ft. hood and boston. >> i did say america at the end. >> the green one, ecoterrorists. >> yeah. the guys that used to put bolts in trees. >> and thought that we would be better off with green energy. >> don't put them as terrorists. >> i was going to say. i don't know if you can make that comparison between green

terrorists and actual islamic radical terrorists. one is killing us since the days of jenniffferson thomas. one is commanded to kill and if you cannot take them by the carrot, you take them by the sword. and that's exactly what you saw in kenya. they were quizzing people. do you know the name of mohammed's mother? quizzing them. if they didn't know it, boom, gone. they'll continue to do it until we're all muslims or ruled by muslims. it's been historical and prophesy and that's what they believe and i wouldn't compare them. >> i don't know the name of his mother and i don't care. i did hear, though, finally, just finally somebody in the muslim world stood up and said it was a bad thing and a quack out of saudi arabia. i applaud him. where are the other 100 million of you? >> 100 million? >> how about like 1.3 billion? >> i mean 100 million who are terrorists. 10%, right? >> i don't know.

yeah. less than 10%. >> dana, what do you make of the root cause argument they make for terror? that if you go far enough you can justify almost any evil. right? >> they prey on hopeless societies. if you don't have any hope or prayer of getting a good job and good life, you turn to terrorism. that's definitely true all around the world. the thing that i wonder about the nairobi incident, in the mall, why didn't some brave muslim yell the name of mohammed's mother so that everybody had the answer if that was happening? that would have been a brave and smart thing to do. >> shot on the spot. >> that would have been -- >> cheating. >> they had to follow-up question, quote something from the koran. i think they would have continued to try to trap people in to quoting things from the koran. it would have been radical islamic trivia. >> weird thing how, the imams that don't say anything. we know that they know how to

get a crowd. remember the dannish cartoon? there were crowds there. they all spoke out in one and in unison and protests. not that they're incapable but not willing to do it. >> the interesting thing about the quoting the koran, the koran says you're not supposed to kill innocents not in combat with you particularly women and children and what they did. i assume that they're going against their own religion and if that's the case, why don't you kick them all out? here's a thought. by the way. i heard plenty of you muslims yesterday. i'll repeat the point. never mind. i won't bother with you. >> let's go to the u.n. obama was speaking today and then you, erica. talking about how the world is more stable. >> the world is more stable than it was five years ago.

car bombs. >> interesting to note that today's the 365th day since the president obama stood at that exact same podium and blamed the video for the terror attack in benghazi. very interesting. went through things and didn't mention that. also, he may have been watching the five because i think yesterday we were harsh for sitting down with the iranians and rouhani allegedly or is speaking right now. that meeting will dissolve and not happen.

thankfully, hopefully came from our side and not their side. >> rouhani, if that's his real name, is speaking right now, i believe we have a picture of him here. there he is. andrea, interesting thing. apparently we offered -- the its offered to have an encounter with him. where i come from, that's totally different. but they said it was too complicated. did they just slap us down or a legitimate, hey, we're really busy and let's do this again, starbucks in my neighborhood? >> i think that the iranians see an opening with this president that they can drag things out. >> yeah. >> if you're rouhani, you want time on your side, right? they want to delay, drag their feet. they know that they can manipulate the president and he said it's complicated. drag it out. that's all they need is time on their side to get the nuclear

weapon that rouhani said i'm planning on getting. >> right. negotiations buy you time while the machines continue to work at home to try to produce a nuclear weapon. >> exactly. the iranians do two things at once. bob, what are you giggling about? >> i'm sorry. first thought that came to my mind, shouldn't you take your hat off at the u.n.? >> you were laughing about -- >> very in at the u.n. bob. >> i think bob cracks himself up. >> i'm sorry. i didn't mean that to get to the muslims. >> don't go after the atheists. >> what are they doing here? what's the purpose of the u.n.? what's the purpose of the general assembly here? every year to sit here and have people who freaking hate us come here and have a podium. eat in our restaurants. sleep with all the women they can. double park. can't they end this and do it somewhere else? >> a lot of good things --

>> prostitutes in new york need the money. >> well, i tell you what. not many of them around. when they're around in the session. i have heard that. >> they could move it to every other year, at least. >> listen. the fact is -- >> middle of nowhere, please. >> i won't go there. the fact is that the u.n. does a lot of very good things and just unicef alone is something worth having. they come together one time. they put the u.n. here. what else will you do? >> somewhere else. >> disaster. i know new yorkers don't want it. put it somewhere, i don't know, put it in syria. they could put it where there's more parking. they never pay for the parking tickets when they're here and then hitting people. their drivers are busted for d is which happened this morning and basically -- you know what it is? people from the other countries live in miserable places. this is the best time. >> of course. >> this is the best time. let's come to new york. go to the strip obñclubs. eat strip steaks. the weather. >> one more suggestion and then

i'll shut up. if it has to be in new york, let's put it at the top of the freedom tower. the new world trade center tower. the top. if you want to think about hitting that tower, you'll take down the u.n. >> the whole bush administration, every time you came to the u.n. they wanted to talk about the number one front page story was global warming and then all of a sudden when president obama's there, then there's more arctic ice than 15 years. nobody wants to talk about global warming anymore. >> it's disappointing his base doesn't hold him accountable especially the women and visible bisexual group. try being a bisexual in riyadh. >> i tried. >> and you lived to tell the tale. i have said this before. it's one issue where the right and left can come together on the treatment of women but the president used that opportunity in cairo to talk about a shared

history of tolerance between islam and the united states of america. >> wait, wait, wait. >> what about adoption? international adoption. >> this administration and particularly hillary clinton as secretary of state in china against the chinese wishes addressed women's rights there in saudi arabia. >> with a whisper. with a whisper. >> a whisper. >> with a whisper, bob. they were not as hard as they could have been on the countries. >> that's -- >> president obama's the one to say it. >> another person that spoke out. >> instead he conflates islam with -- >> in china. >> yeah. >> i said george w. bush, laura bush. >> what did george bush say in china? >> talked about women's rights everywhere he went and saudi arabia, egypt. >> okay. good. >> and afghanistan and in iraq. >> i stand corrected. then that's fine. that gives us four. >> you have a whole generation of conservative that is pointed out forced abortion laws in

china aborting tons more girls than boys. >> when hillary clinton talked about women's muslim countries, did she hear an hijab? >> i have no idea. will you wear an hijab when you go to speak? >> that's the fact. >> the fact we send one in to broker deals, normally i get heat for this, sending a woman in to sit down with the men at a table that did not respect her shows that we do not understand their culture at all. >> or we're doing that on purpose. we're saying you will have to do this. >> i like that. i like that about america. this our government officials put women in positions to say you have to sit here with her whether you like it or not. i love that about us. there's some things i don't like. another thing they don't talk about. international adoption and the problem with that and no free trade agreement. no talk about the things to help

improve poverty, eradicate poverty in the world. there's nothing. >> i'm not been the softest coming to muslims but i will say this. their culture is their culture. women wear scarves because that's their culture. they don't tell you to not -- >> their culture but -- >> that's funny. >> comparing wearing a hijab to his tan. >> interesting comparison. >> funniest thing you said in a long time. >> use culture to explain away everything to female circumcision. it's under the guise of culture. culture. some cultures suck and we're afraid to say that. america's culture is superior to most around the world. we are afraid to say that. >> you do it all the time on hollywood people all the time. >> you are on fire today, bob. >> wheaties this morning.

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you are never going to make n any talent show. >> oh. >> be clear about that. this is what we're going to talk about. bob has something planned in the block and won't tell us what it is. you have to stay with us. we'll talk about health care. we are a week away from the rollout of obama care and former president bill clinton and current president bree obama ar here and there's an effort to defund the law. senator ted cruz took the floor at 2:41 eastern time and vowed to stay there until he's no

longer to stand and has until noon tomorrow because there's a vote and end debate and bring the defund effort to the floor. people at that point, andrea, are going to have to vote. 55%, this is abc/washington news disapprove of the law implementation. they have a week to go. not good numbs' no. if you try to register for the exchanges, information will be available october 1. i did an experiment today. if anyone's trying to sign up, they're going, how does this work? biggest issue and republicans should be talking about it every single day is what is happening on capitol hill and not about ted cruz but the carve-outs for congressional members and staffers. this is absolutely egregious. if you're a staff director on the hill and making $170,000 a year, you can go and you can apply and get subsidies. what if you have a similar salary outside of the

government? you're not eligible. president obama waved your eligibility for salary. it's a word of mouth and a trust but verify. here's my salary. so the taxpayers don't get the benefits but the government officials do. >> yeah. >> this is, i think, the biggest bomb to hit obama care yet. >> there was about two months ago when the office of personnel management through president obama offered the subsidies. i have defended the staffers saying it made sense and from a political lens, this is the best place for the republicans to go. bob, you're holding your fire there. and i see how patient you're being. let's go to eric next. you're following this and the effects of the economy. the discussion we have been having on defund from a macro level is really about there are business owners, employers saying this is hurting the economy. we want to do something about it before it's too late. >> we can do the numbers all you want. the costs are going up. insurance premiums are going up and not working.

obama care doesn't really address the real issue which is health care costs and addresses health care costs but not the cost and doesn't bend the cost curve down and plays around with the premiums. they finance people with less money or people who need more health care. but insurance costs continue -- health care costs continue to go up. doesn't address it. it's interesting what you said about people on capitol hill using it. rand paul had the greatest line yesterday and suggested that chief justice john roberts the deciding vote to make obama care a law, he should have to be on obama care and -- >> he is married to a very successful lawyer who is at a law firm and probably keep the benefits and wouldn't matter necessarily. >> don't blow my line. >> what do you think of this? you have had rapt attention on the procedural happenings in washington, d.c. >> you know who i feel really bad for?

the late jack kevorkian. too bad he never saw the expansion of the death ban. the only people who like it who are exempt from it. essentially it's a public toilet that nobody wants to use but assumes it's necessary for everybody else. and it's a disgusting place that no one wants -- maybe i'll run in and use it. >> even the union today, bob, you said you wanted to go last. >> we're out of time. >> but they didn't even want to get in to the defund thing because they're really mad. now, hit us with whatever you got planned. >> obama care. ♪ we shall overcome >> this is it? ♪ we shall overcome ♪ we shall overcome ♪ some day >> are you going to take us out? >> that's it. >> that's what you say when you have no other -- >> that's the peace. me and gandhi. >> okay. interesting thing, debbie

wasser-schultz, the dnc chair, said they shouldn't consider obama care to be sacred and the unions are coming down on them, plus, "usa today" reported on a family glitch. if you're a family and realize you all of a sudden only applies the employee, not to the family, your children could be without insurance. >> a complete drafting error. never supposed to be that way. they weren't going to deny these kids this health care, bob. we shall overcome. but the legislative council made a drafting error. there aren't any hearings and the white house strategy on this, they know there's a lot of drafting errors and just going to have to do it by executive fiat and by the way, mr. gandhi, is legal. >> we worked at capitol hill. when's the last time anybody wrote anything in the day? they draft the bills in the middle of the night to say we made a mistake. >> then don't sing "we shall

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welcome back, everybody. remember when michael douglas's son cameron was hauled off to jail for drug offenses? since then, michael douglas is outspoken. >> of course, if you happen to have a slip, this is for a prisoner who's nonviolent, has about half a million of our drug addicted prisoners are, they punish you so in my son's case, he spent -- has spent almost two years in solitary confinement. and right now, i'm being told that i cannot see him for two years. it's over a year now. and i'm questioning the system. >> cameron douglas is in prison he was distributing large amounts of methane cocaine like 20 kilos large. but the facts aren't so clear cut with low level users and inkars vagss. hundreds of thousands of drug users behind bars clogging the

prisons and draining state coffers of much-needed tax dollars. the obama administration anoupsed they'll review penalties for low-level crimes and i'll stand with them on this. i know i'm going to hear it from this side but -- >> you have. that's consistent what you have said before. >> but the numbers are staggering, day in. >> that's right. >> millions of millions people arrested and just possessed small amounts of certain drugs. nonviolent especially. >> that's been your position. if somebody asked me on the street your position, i would have said what you just said. >> the fact is this is probably not the right example when you -- i don't know about 20 kilos. that's a lot of cocaine. he was selling in prison and went to sol dare confinement and the massive level of prisoners, if you buy cocaine in new york and cross in to new jersey to use it, you are considered a federal criminal. indicted. what you are doing is taking the

people, putting them in an environment where they're going to come out and only thing to do is deal drugs. that's the danger of it. >> okay. i'm for getting -- i agree with everybody. not violent potheads shouldn't be in jail if you replace them with violent fiends. so people always talk about overcrowding. build more prisons for the violent people. cameron douglas, however, should not be the poster boy for this movement. he is a low-down, dirty meth dealer. he wouldn't lift a finger for anybody on this planet. he was a spoiled rich kid. he got away with everything he got in his life and he couldn't even act. a member of an acting family that can't act and sell drugs. i don't care about him but the other people that aren't famous. >> what about the difference between people who are busted for selling, distributing, dealers and then people busted

for possession? >> i think -- >> do you say? >> i do. i think the criminals are busted for dealing or else the prosecutor probably wouldn't take the case. but i agree with you on this. i'm little bit to be. i'm simp thet toik a lot of civil rights leaders are calling for this. when the drug laws came out, they treated crack worse than cocaine. if you have a small amount of cocaine, you get a slap on the wrist. found with crack, you get ten years. i can see that point but i think this is an effort by the administration to try to solve a cultural issue but making the drug laws a little more lax and it's an issue that eric holder doesn't want to talk about and that's the breakdown of the family and what's happening with the repeat offending drug dealing kids and african-american communities. >> can i ask you -- we have a minute or so. what about mixing nonviolent offenders with violent offenders? that's what's going on in state prisons. coming out of prison violent an

i not only that but learning how to cook meth or crank or cat or whatever you want to call it. it's a process. you know what it is made of? a farm chemical, pseudofed and why that's behind the counters at drugstores. it's made with a little bit of marijuana and then "d" batteries. cook it all up. they learn how to do that in prison abe you wonder why there's so many of them around. not the best meth that you find. not that anything is good about it but learning how to be bad. worse than when they went in. >> my only concern is you take nonviolent perps and miss them in the general population with people dealing, murderers, rapists, whatnot. they learn the trade. >> no. not so worried about -- get the nonviolent -- like potheads, they don't try to bash your head in on the street. put the violent people in there. get them off the street. get these other people out. let them get high in their

basements. >> what about people who went away for a long time on three strikes and you're out? remember a guy, can't remember, a rapper. he went away. 55 years for possession of marijuana. because it was a third strike. do we let them out? >> i don't know. like, i'm tough on crime but i don't know about crime or drugs. i don't. >> the three strikes -- >> i don't know. >> judges ask for it themselves because they have no discretionary. if you got it, you got it. overwhelming number of people are in the gangs. >> three strikes is based on a sports metaphor and hilarious to do law based on sports. what if they chose bowling? there's like ten strikes. you would have 27 strikes. i don't know. >> we could sit here and debate and which we do tweaking the drug laws a little bit here and there and three strikes and you're out and it's a cultural

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♪ well, unless you're someone that wakes up looking like george clooney or angelina jolie, it takes effort to stay looking good. according to a new study, most

men give up trying by the age of 46. not surprisingly, the survey shows women care about appearance an average of 13 years longer until about 59. and two thirds of married folks report giving up on their looks about two years into their relationship. i want to hit on the guy angle. greg is former editor of "men's health." is this true and about the age guys give up or have to do with the relationships? >> has to do with their relationships. we realized at "men's health" that single guys, they will always like work on their bodies and especially -- and once they're married, you know, why bother? which is kind of sad but better -- here's my theory. better to give up your appearance than rework your face like a renovated beach house. we had grandmother. and now they're scary. like this lady. all of this plastic surgery is

turning like your little -- the little granny you hugged as a kid into creatures from the black lagoon. >> see, dana, i think guys give up earlier. or sooner i should say than women. >> or than -- >> than 46. >> i don't know. you know, like whatever happened to the beer belly? guys had beer bellies. they don't anymore. where did the fat go? >> good point. >> right? >> i know. >> i have one right here. >> i think women have to keep up their appearances than they have to try harder for a few reasons. one of them is personal pride. and another is the workforce. you have to work harder. and the third one is to keep your man. >> and more options now. >> how homophobic. and we're in bisexual awareness week! >> that's funny. >> eric, you take very good care of yourself. i don't know if i would say you're metro sexual but that's a compliment because you're in shape. right? you have a tan. have you always been this way or

does your wife influence you? >> have you seen my way? she is gorgeous. >> that's why i'm asking if she's a influence in your -- >> no, no. look. i take pride in -- i work -- run four days a week. i love it. boy, if i were to not do that and walk into a restaurant and i have beckel hitting on her -- might take someone up on the offer. >> are you worried about that? >> she almost bought into it. i have a beer belly. >> shocking america but bob does not care about -- >> when i turn 46, i'll start thinking about that. listen. i think it's all a bunch of -- look. look at eric. he spends money on the clothes. poor kid. the reason probably looks like this because he grew up dir poor. this watch is $40,000. i could have given a crap one way or another. i had a mickey mouse watch.

i got lost it. i got drunk one night. >> do you not care? >> this sounds -- but i think from your heart and soul than how you look. i don't get people who walk -- people who walk around looking in mirrors all the time? that drives me crazy. >> use mirrors for other things. >> that's correct. >> an interesting dynamic is pressure a spouse will put on the other so whether it's man or woman but if you look at the whole weird cougar thing going on, men -- >> cougar? >> i saw it on tv. >> don't you think if a woman starts to lose weight, the husband wants to or vice versa? if the guy's working out too much, be 'ware. >> definitely. if your spouse becomes incredibly interested in how he looks, he is cheating. you know what? as a kid, remember when you were a kid. you thought old people were always old. there was no transformation from being a child. they were just old. that misconception is now alive later in people in their 20s and

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are you kidding me? for a said it's not fair to take cheap shots at president obama for playing golf. president george w. bush agrees with me. >> why is golf such a hot button snishs. >> that's the president criticized for playing golf. i don't. i think he ought to play golf. >> why is that? >> i know what it's like to be in the bubble and i know the pressures of the job and to be able to get outside and play golf with some of your pals is important. for the president. it does give you an outlet. >> a good release then? >> i think it is and good for

the president to be out playing golf. >> good for you, george w. you're jumping on him all the time about playing golf. >> well, yeah, okay. so i do. he plays a lot of golf. >> who does? >> i heard all about it. he plays golf at some of the most inopportune times. attack syria and then ran from that announcement to the golf course. i think he's tone deaf on the choice of when to play. >> there's a crisis all the time. come on. with the presidents. no matter where you are. always a problem. >> but the less -- michael moore did a movie based on one golf swing of president bush. >> i'm sorry. >> they're not very gracious on the left. >> one of the -- a columnist of "the new york post" yesterday complimented president bush, as well, for how he's been in the post-presidency and nice to president obama and ensure that the cocktail circuit invitations keep flowing, he has to start

the piece like this. george w. bush left a lot to be desired policy-wise as a president and then went on to compliment president bush. why can't you just pay a compliment? pay a compliment. >> you just read it like it was yours. >> i still don't know what it is like. i thought it was something you did with your nose. >> for obama not a tee time, it's a flee time. how he get as way. poor obama making noses about golf. that's whygl he is a failure. coddled by a mrients media that indulges him like a pot-smoking offspring of michael douglas. bush received more cheap shots in one day than a hockey player in his lifetime. i don't care if people are upset about his golf. make fun about obama about everything, everything. make fun of him constantly. >> he's the president. >> no, no, no, he's had a free ride for 5 1/2 years. rip him.

>> kind of flows like a girl. we give him -- rides the -- the picture of him riding the bike with the bike helmet while putin has his shirt off. >> i want andrea in here. she'll support president obama. >> i don't care that he plays golf. i do think that would he ever do what george w. bush did, stake a break from golf because of the fallen? no. it's how he handles crises that are happening. i know there is a crisis every day but there's been serious issues and the president has been out to lunch and benghazi is one of them. where was he that night? >> i still want to know who did that tape. one more thing is up next. ♪ baby i'm your man

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yee ha. time for one more thing. >> a hit piece was written on me and bernie goldberg called me one of those true blue conservatives like it was a bad thing. he wrote ted cruz is the rookie

senator from texas who if he was from fox would be like bowling. doll. bolling. like a scarlet "c" on our kevlar vests but you and that dying breed should take note. we're the voice of the future. we stand up for smaller government. lower taxes and we demand our leaders respect our constitution. so go ahead, write your hit pieces on true blue conservative, we wear them like badges of honor because of american political landscape is on the move and you and your ex-nearly extinct herd of old school politicians can't do a damascus thing about it. say good night, bernie. have the establishment hit the lights on your way out. >> you wrote that not the teleprompter. >> i wrote it. >> i thought it was a compliment. >> what? >> what he said. >> no, no, no. read the piece. and then receipted comments. >> all right.

bobby. >> i, is it my turn? >> okay, i hate to do this to him because i've had this problem once or twice, but, you know, dick cheney had a little problem with guns, if you remember. he turned around and shot one of his fellow quail hunters in the face. which was okay, the guy lived and then dick was out with two of his buddies for a big-time champion one-time elk national championship and his two partners both got their bucks with a rifles and dick got his lined up. pulled the trigger and it didn't go off because he had bad ammunition. it's happened to me before and a lot of people but for you, probably wasn't a good idea. you know, because people remember those things. >> i know what you're thinking. i know what you're thinking. >> yeah, yours was a metaphor for something else. >> dana. >> i was going to say it.ç your smile said it all. >> dick cheney has a book coming out next week. >> be sure to get it. >> if you had an extra ten grand

to spare, what would you spend it on? >> i don't know. an anti-dana perino force field you. > might be able to get one but you could get this. this is a gold iphone and on ebay believe it or not it went for $10,000. like this is proof that people have a little bit too much money to throw around. >> i wouldn't spend it on a phone. >> on a phone. >> it's gold plated. >> hmm. >> well, don't tell eric about that. he'll start looking for it. >> yeah, joshua, what's the ante on the omt. >> that was a terrible omt. >> i think i'd throw a really big party. speaking of really big parties. willy and carol fowler are from georgia. when their own daughter decided to cancel her wedding they decided rather than lose out on the deposit they would bus in 200 homeless people and their children to enjoy the food and have fun at the reception. they held the reception. this was the hosea feed the

hungry charity they helped out. one their daughter volunteered for when she was younger. i thought that was such a cool thing to do enaprobably quite relieved she didn't marry an idiot too. >> that's a good one more thing, dana. >> i know. i have omt envy. >> you're up next so you better be careful. >> look, i'm mailing it in. with this band phrase -- >> oh. >> charm offensive. a contradiction in terms. but the real meaning of charm offensive is to lie. to come out and pretend you're something you're not. just say i'm a lying tyrant from a foreign country. >> i don't think -- >> my name is ronnie and bob thinks i'm legit. >> where did that come from? >> he's on the charm -- >> that wasn't a charm offensive on your part. >> you know what you are. you are charmingly offensive, bob. >> i know. >> sometimes without the charmingly. >> you become a very -- is this or offended. >> or offended. yeah. >> all right. >> that was very clever.

>> you know, you're supposed to be out of here. >> i know. >> all right, see you tomorrow. you know what's next, something we like to call "special report." you might want to watch it. it's pretty good. ♪ we shall overcome ♪ counting heads in the senate. republicans and democrats do the math over defunding obama care. with the possible government shutdown looming. this is "special report." ♪ >> good evening, i'm bret baier. it's all about the numbers here in washington. house republicans want to strip billions from the president's health care overhaul. but over in the senate the most important numbers are the ones you can count on one hand. we have fox team coverage. jim engle on the surprising fact behind the health care exchanges that are supposed to go online. brit hume has analysis of the budget and