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unplug toilets and if he was beach ball he would get passed around at a rock concert. the most sexy correspondent 17 years in a row lick leventhal. rick leventhal. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story. >> are you tired, greg? >> so glad you thanked me for the intro. >> thank you. >> you're welcome. >> it is an uh sten station tashes -- uh sten day shoes way. >> thank to a new law by jerry brown, california teens will be getting an on-line, quote, eraser button, unquote. i like doing the unquote. some people forget. the law requires websites to let minors remove their own postings so they can be protected from their own stupid mistakes. supporters say it will shield

these idiots from bullying and potential problems when they apply for colleges and jobs. as the ceo of something called common sense media, kids and teens frequently self-reveal before they self-reflect. don't i know that? in today's digital age mistakes can helicopter kids for their lives. this bill is a big step forward for privacy rights. sadly this dog will have to live with his mistake. >> gotta practice. rick, good to see you once again. >> thanks. >> i'm lying. you have at least two young daughters, possibly more. is there any argument against this bill? >> yeah, kids won't erase anything. you can tell them and encourage it, but they won't erase anything. you can give them an erase

button, but they won't use it. they don't have the filter adults have. we wake up the next morning saying what did i post? they are like this is awesome. what did everyone else post? shut up mom. shut up dad. leave me alone. >> this turn need family therapy real quick. >> do you want to list them by name and look into the camera. >> stop posting that stuff. erase it, cleanse it. >> what was her name? >> you just made it 10 times worse. we will change it to hubert. >> if this goes on 42 more minutes i will charge you for the hour. aren't excusing children for their bad behavior giving them second chances instead of mandatory prison time or beatings which would probably work? >> probably would work. i don't like this. there is no erase button in life when you are not a minor. i wish i could have eraseed

past posts, pictures, boyfriends, but that's not how life works. it encourages hasty posts and gets people to do things that they want to then get rid of. so it is not helping them make educated, responsible decisions. >> how many boyfriends would you like to erase? >> in this country? >> domestically. >> within an 80-mile radius. >> four. >> it is funny you mentioned that because all of my old girlfriends are not from here as well. most are canadian. >> mail order brides. >> me -- mozambique. >> i think it is a good idea to have these erase buttons, but i don't think the government should be involved. the downside is what about those of us who get joy from teenager mistakes? a lot of surfing on-line is looking at what i had yet --

idiot teen -- teenagers have done. rick was saying -- i have forgotten what i was going to say. the problem was teens won't erase their stuff. theythey need to have erase buttons. >> asking teens themselveses to do it is not going to work. >> wasn't it gates? maybe it was gate. >> oh the talking one. >> the one that told me to kill my mother and i said no and then i didn't? >> no, the gay -- didn't he say there should be a cutoff like a point where everybody gets a do over card? we are the ones with the worst stuff out there? i don't know. the internet is a thing for computers. it is a machine. the machine is what you do stuff on. that is connected to the internet. >> where does the net part come in at? >> it is a web.

>> spiders. >> do you have any opinion that isn't stupid and/or embarrassing? >> to echo what andy said -- andy, andy, andy. i have no problem with this if it is an option and the government shouldn't tell you what to do. for the reason being we all talk about the wild west of the internet. wire talking like it is the wild west like it is the actual wild west. in 20 years from now every site will be so regulated that it will have to play by so many rules that it will be a pale imitation of the joy that we have now. porn everywhere and even when you are just trying to shop. people are doing embarrassing things. it is mass hysteria and i love it. >> this will be the end of break.com. >> what is that? >> a site with kids falling off skateboards. you can't ever really erase anything on the internet. you can have a button, but it will still be there somewhere. >> he had his whole web

history scrubbed. >> you can do that, but as soon as you post something somebody can download a picture and make a screen grab of it. you are not necessarily -- you may be deleting the original post, which twitter and instagram and all of the sites pretty much let you do that anyway m -- anyway. >> really? i don't know. >> i maintain it is not a kid thing and it is not a politician thing. it is a chemical thing. when ever you are on-line and particularly it is late expru on something or drinking something, that thing that says maybe i should think this over and it is no, man, yolo. i am living for the now. that's what gets you. i maintain to this day that wiener is not so much a sex addict, but he may be a closet [snort] head. it is impulse sigh thing you -- impulse sigh things you do in the middle of the night. >> it is often at 5:00 a.m. and 6:00 a.m. and 7:00 a.m.

>> i have interesting facts about the bear season. >> and it keeps i up at night. >> my past is not recorded anywhere. mainly because i am very old and i killed everyone that knew me. what about me? am i just -- >> that's what it all comes down to. >> it is usually about me so i am confused. >> the point is i want -- i never had this problem. i don't really care. i don't think you can find some some -- find any embarrassing pictures. >> people i think there are fake twitter accounts. >> there is that picture of you in the one sigh e. >> now she is not answering the question. >> because she is thinking of you in a singlet. >> thanks, imagination. >> what was the question? >> from helping a teen to nicotine. can female threats end cigarettes? during the u.n general

assembly held in rick's massive bedroom, president obama was heard on an open mic saying he stays tobacco free thanks to the overall scariness of the first lady. listen in marlboro man. >> i hope you have quit smoking. >> liar. anyway, obama also cited nicorete and this video for how he is able to remain on the wagon. >> you know, the video without the music kind of sucks so we called up john tesh. he is available and he does a lot of cat videos. he is affordable. michelle obama said he quit smoking around 2010.

he just told that guy that he was cigarette free for six years. who is lying here and who should be impeached? i say the president. >> he is clearly fuzzy on his facts. i heard 2011 and i heard 2010 and then he tells this guy he hasn't had a cigarette for six years. who else is he lying about? >> tell me. >> his golf game. his golf game. thank you. >> joanne, would men ever do anything healthy or worth while if it wasn't for women and their constant incessant nagging? >> i would be afraid of michelle obama as we -- as well because her bicep alone could cause more problems than the cigarettes. when you are in a relationship, that's what it is. especially marriage. you have to do things and the other one is nagging you and vice-versa. i think it is a great thing. even if he is scared of his wife and to be caught smoking

it is a dirty habit. whatever makes you quit, i think it is for the best. >> but you are absolutely right. being a married guy i am constantly nagged about my wife about bringing home male hustlers. greg, sooner or later it will come back to haunt you. i said, hey, i will cut back. anyway, is obama kind of a woos for saying this and should he be impeached immediately? and maybe colbert can take that out of context? >> it is not that he is a woos. he should be impeached immediately, but not because of that. he said i am afraid of my wife and then he gave a big smile like he was joking. he wasn't joking. for once, america, he told the truth. it was probably the one and only time he has spoken the truth. quitting smoking is the least of your problems. could a man or woman dress as a woman to get your life back on track or what is left for your pathetic, sickening,

disgusting life? >> i am waiting. you got her into it. >> he is egging on your demise. >> he is actually more comfortable thraw enjoying -- that you are enjoying it. i stopped taking nicorete because of acid reflux. i started smoiking outside -- smoke outside and that worked. i had no idea how many hookers are in my neighborhood. at a certain time at night it is better than any reality tv show you will ever see. the puddles around my apartment, i thought it was rain. they are all squaters. >> greg, this is the seedy under belly of new york they need to know about. >> rut seedy under belly. >> i am reporting the seedy under belly while scratching mine. >> you have a hairy under belly. >> it is inverted. >> can i make one interesting

point about how women are a positive influence on men. it is the exact opposite for women. i never met a woman who did drugs on their own. it was always a guy that said have you ever tried this before? all of the meth heads and coke heads who are women, it came from the guy who started it. >> we'll do it together. we'll do it together. >> rather than go to the us closer. >> you are forgetting the key line. the first one is free and the next one is a hundred. >> i had a wife once. >> you did? >> what happened? >> she is a meth head now. >> aim right, joanne? you -- am i right, joanne? you live in new york. what is your address again? >> i can't tell you that. with the whole year exchange, she probably had her last one in 2010 or 2011. she was probably smoking with him and she was confused who she was talking about. >> interesting. they are both liars.

>> this is a very defamatory table. >> sometimes the truth can't be defamatory. >> sometimes the truth isn't the truth. >> even the lies are better than the truth. >> sometimes the lies are the truth. >> can i do this story? >> should they be bared from playing in the yard? two seventh graders in virginia beach have been suspended to the end of the school year for shooting an air soft gun while waiting for the bus. they are being expelled for the possession and use of a firearm. the principal found the investigation showed they were firing pellet guns at each other and at people near the bus stop. they said all of the shots though were on the private property. that's where the outrage comes in.

>> why do you think it is unfair? >> we were in our yard. this had nothing to do with school. i didn't have any of this at the school at anytime. we were just having fun and shooting at the tree. >> why were you doing that? >> because we were board. >> clearly an outrage. anyway, is there a way to test how much pellet guns actually hurt? >> i want to see if it hurts. right there. that hurt. >> you are close. >> right here. it hurt right here. >> that is reporting, people. you don't see leventhal take those risks. he just goes to libya or iran. what would this cat do in a pellet gun war?

>> vow a cat, big deal. modern society, is it preventing boys from being boys? thoughtful question. >> oh gosh. boys will be boys is what they say, but boys don't need to play with such dangerous toys. >> is it dangerous, really? it has the orange thing at the end. >> if it hurts somebody it is dangerous in terms of they were bored and they picked up this fake gun or play video games where they are shooting at everyone. >> those replace actual dangerous activity. wouldn't you rather them have them play a video game than actually shoot bill in the face? >> i actually would prefer that. >> what have i done to you? >> i understand the school getting them -- giving them

punishment because zero tolerance policies in schools. he said it was private property, but -- in what i read it actually wasn't in that the private property because it was so close of a distance to the school that it is still under their jurisdiction. >> clearly joanne is a communist. whether you a kid you didn't have enough money to play with guns. >> no. >> you just played with mud which is dirt mixed with water. >> if we were lucky we found a broken rubber band. >> here is what it will take to make me happy. i want the school officials fired and force them to wear a t-shirt. it should say something like i am an a-hole who was given a little power and i completely abused that power. i want the neighbor who called 9-1-1 knowing it was an air gun put in jail. i want her to wear a t-shirt that says i have a bunch of problems and i can't mind my own business and i uh -- abused the 9-1-1 system. i am sick and tired of the

ninny's. you can say have i zero tolerance for them and it is time to teachers and them a lesson. >> you do not bring a toy knife to a toy gun fight. >> you are selling those shirts. this is not a way to make money. >> it is. rick, thoughts? >> first of all the law says projectiles must beacon tanked. be contained. they had a net that caught the plastic pellets. i think the buried lead here is that there is a net that can stop plastic pellets. maybe they can take the net and make it stop real bullets and will solve the crime problem in america. the other thing i want to say and it is pe-l-l-e-t and not p-e-l-l-o-t on the prompter. >> you used to shoot people at close range with a pellet gun.

>> if we will pro drash drash promote your t-shirts let's promote my craigslist. i would think the problem with the pellets going into the net and getting stuck they are plastic and real bullets are not. we don't have a fact checker. >> you need a stronger net. >> i have to go. what is the secret to becoming miss new york? she will discuss her new book "i poisoned my biggest rival." first, a naked haunted house for halloween? yes, a naked hanted house for halloween. looks like i have died and gone to -- whatever.

her silly middle finger

continues to linger. during the 2012 super bowl half time show, that's football. pop star mia joined madonna on stage and flipped the bird for a second. the nfl case against her is on going. the league demands she pays $1.5 million in fines and make a public apology. arguing her offensive middle finger happened in flagrant disregard for the nfl brand and the super bowl. they say she broke an agreement to maintain the league's wholesomeness and she did it for publicity. she admits though that the suit has merit. >> it is a massive waste of time. it is a massive waste of money. it is a massive display of powerful corporations [bleep] shaking. they want me on my knees to say sorry so they can slap me

on my wrists. >> she twisted a link to a video of tennessee titans owner bud adams flipping a a bird in 2009 writing, quote, is it okay when it comes from him? speaking of snaps. >> apologize. we were going to show a cat video there, but it was in that boat. >> oh, r.i.p. cat. >> that is a lot of money, $1.5 million. imagine if you did that in a live pageant. what would happen? >> the thing is you sign a contract. if you do something that goes against everything you signed which flipping the bird apparently was, you have to pay the fine.

you just have to. it is a business. they had said somewhere in the article that maybe it was a publicity ploy to get more fans, but i forgot who she was until i read this article, so it really didn't work. she is more upset about the fact it it didn't work than the money issue. >> do they have stuff in pageants that tells you what to do and not to do? >> yes, there are rules and guidelines. >> is there anything you can tell us? >> one is not telling you anything. >> i think it is called fun, there is a no fun clause. you can't have fun. >> it is really for our benefit and for the corporation's benefit, their image. >> that is an interesting way of putting it, rick, ie a lie. should the nfl get their money? >> who decided it was worth $1.5 million? they were in a room somewhere and they said how much do you think we can get for this? what about the nfl's reputation for wholesomeness? there are 31 players in the nfl arrested between the super

bowl and my summer party and none of them were arrested at my summer party. >> it was not as sexy as it was promised. >> i heard the summer party didn't go over well. >> it was great. >> whatever. >> andy, what is more ridiculous, the nfl's fine or m.i.a. thinking there is anything remotely punk? >> there is a jacket being sold at urban outfitters they call a vintage punk leather jacket and it says sex pistols and the clash on the back and being sold for $375. what she did was about as punk as that jacket. i am not even a punk fan and i know that. but if you sign a contract that says you won't doing do something and then you do. it with you will get sued. isn't punk about raw honesty? if you break a contract you are being dishonest because you did something you said you wouldn't do. and i don't know what powerful message did she send by flipping the bird? >> yolo. it all comes down to that,

man. get down with the youth. >> she had an eraser button. >> she should have cut her finger off. that would have been permanent. >> that's awful. >> there are kids watching. >> that would have been punk. yes, it would have been. i kid. >> the big law bow ski. no that was a toe. >> thanks, rick. >> bill, during the super bowl half time show last year you were outside the stadium turning tricks for bags of inhalable methane. who is the siner here? >> i guess i am. i agreed we wouldn't talk about this on air, but i did not have a contract with the nfl. i guess i get why they are doing this, but $1.5 million? and the thing that turned me around to be team mia because i am a friend. we yolo a lot. they want to do the public

apology and that is goodell at his most goodellness. he there with his bloated little head and being upset with her and she is forced to apologize to america for the awful thing she did. i'm sick of it. i'm sick of the nfl. it is huh bach craw see and it is the better than you attitude. pay for the player concussions, nfl and then you will be good. >> this is one of those things it is hard to root for either side. >> you might say we are on the fence while holding hands. >> or on the 50 yard line. >> while also holding hands and sitting on a fence. bill will never miss an opportunity to sit on a fence. that's what he likes to do. >> i like to see both sides, greg. >> and the way it feels. >> why do i bother? why do hot come communists marry rich? >> is that coming up? >> no, i am just saying -- >> remember that time we had him before he got married.

>> i enjoy the golden wine coolers. >> i don't know what is going on. we found love in a hopeless place. we found love in a hopeless place. we found love in a hopeless place. not a story, just a note steve doocey wrote. low fat fries? only in obama's america.

it is a special day for more than one way. monday was by sexuality and visibility day. i haven't even taken my decorations down from last year. and the white house celebrated with an official closed door event. by sexual activists came from around the country for a round table discussion. quote, about issues facing the by sexual community, unquote. i hope they brought up the wild thing sequel which wasn't very good. we must discuss this in something we call -- >> lightning roooooouuuuunnnnnddd. lightning round. >> rick, you are our investigative journalist. a closed door meeting among by sexuals must be deeply offensive for you. >> first of all, of course it was closed door. what do you think happens when you get a bunch of by sexuals in a room? do you really want to see that? >> of course! >> more importantly, greg, why is the by sexual round table

round. >> why? >> why is it a round table? >> because there are -- >> i thought this was a joke. i thought he had a punch line. >> all are equal when it comes to dudes and chicks. >> let me get back to the first thing. >> what did you think happens behind closed doors? a bunch of by sexuals are in a room together. >> i just like hearing him say by sexuals. >> maybe they had a nice, constructive meeting, rick. >> it is supposed to be transparent. >> i just think it is by sexual visibility day and it is a closed door meeting. i get it we like transparency in government and we don't like the idea of things happening behind closed doors. there is still a lot of scrutiny in our culture and society about by sexuals and accentance and activists.

i think this is the most effective way for their voices to be heard. >> how come i can't be in the white house? i have certain sexual predelections? >> you are quad-sexual. the other two are still legal. bi is fine and quad is umph. >> even libertarians look at you and say no that shouldn't be legal. >> they keep adding to it every year. >> are you shocked and outraged or aroused and jealous or all of the above? >> three out of the four, greg. i am not sure which three. here is the problem. they are selfish and they want it all. they want to leave nothing for the rest of us. i understand why it was a closed door meeting. they are talking mental health issues and not necessarily things they want to get into with the press sitting there. people are telling stories about their personal lives.

this makes sense to me. >> you actually did research on this? >> i don't get the outrage on this. >> why are you so angry? >> i don't like your little by sexual jokes. we don't take them seriously. i think you owe an apology to the by -- to the by sexual community. >> you can make light of this all you want. it is not funny and it is not a funny topic. >> are you really angry right now. >> i am making some phone calls. your career is pretty much over, sir. >> i want everyone to be aware of how angry you are. >> bill, you are attracted to everything including dinosaurs, doorknobs and stp oil treatments. are you upset you don't get a closed door meeting to discuss your sexual preferences? >> thank you for saying stp. people ask if i have sex and i say all the time. and as for you two, you should both apologize to the by sexual community. i will not

make light of the fact that they love everything about all of us. >> i didn't say anything offensive to by sexuals. >> i don't know. that round table thing was going somewhere. i didn't like it. >> you don't like things with four legs. admit it. >> that was more offensive to humor. >> all right, next topic. are they unwise if you tweak their fries? on tuesday burger king, not a member of the royalty, rick. they are 20% less fat and 30% fewer calories and the dumbest name. they are satis-fries and cost 20 cents more per serving. there is less oil absorbed. also they are dipped in duck feces. >> i didn't know that. >> i saw your eyes light up there.

>> the fries should be left alone, right? >> i think so. i think it gets dangerous when you are doing the whole low fat deal. remember the wow chips where there was the wording, may cause anal lleakage? >> those were great. >> i needed to get my teeth whitened every week. >> there was a myth about low fat. low fat doesn't mean you stay skinny. the replacements they use with low fat is sugar. >> they pump it up. >> that is actually worse -- it is better to just eat something fat. eat something really fat. you will lose weight and that's my theory. >> in moderation. >> in moderation which is the name of my club. >> does this make you want to eat mcdonalds fries? >> i would actually be interested in trying these, but after the segment there is no way in hell i would say

satis-fries again. i would like a whopper and a medium coke and some satis-fries. in the end if they taste good people will eat them. if they taste like crap people won't care. joleen kent tweeted that they taste good jie. then you know it is true. >> that was a jab at joleen. hey, who cares about -- you said you hate jo? >> she is just trying to make it in this crazy, fox business world. unreal. >> rick, do you think they will be a hit? they cost 30 cents more. everything that is supposed to be more fat is more expensive. >> that doesn't bother me. the satis-fries has 270 calories. i wept to cooking light.com and i found 30 meals under 300 calories including king salmon and snap pea swa and shrimp

tacos with green apple salsa. all of the dishes and 27 more for less than 300 calories. >> did you find your manhood around? >> it was "we are the world." >> he left it on the round table at the by sexual meeting. >> bill, you have been known to bathe in burger king bathrooms. you must be hoping this will boost sales so they upgrade the soap they use over the filthy, disgusting, scab ridden body. >> i also god busy in a burger king bathroom. that's something to brag about. >> what do you mean? >> your humpty dance is your chance to do the hump. >> i would be outraged except for the fact there are the other fries there the whole time. this is not a coke versus coke classic situation. i understand we have a show to

fill and sometimes it will be filled with stuff like satisfries. >> shut up. this is a great story. we have to move on to our apology. where did the fast-food stigma coming from? why is it treated any differently from any other place ? >> it is the time in the bathroom. >> you are not going to find me in a fancy restroom. >> god bless them. >> before we go to break i would like to address something we did on the show last week. remember this? jay apology. -- >> apology. >> remember this? i guess so. on last thursday's show we told you about a court decision in sweden that meant public masterbat oi n was legal in the country. all of the news reports were basing it on a miss translation from swedish to english and masterbating this public is illegal in sweden.

because of our reporting we would like to apologize for the mistake, particularly to the swedish viewers sven, arvid, we hope you make bail soon. >> we are going to take a break. don't think of leaving me now "joy of hate" a great book. new york's best seller. if you haven't ordered it yet, i hate you. if you have, i love you. there i am.

he is a fan of smart phones and last thursday he wanted to discuss why he wouldn't let the two daughters have them. take a look, look takers. >> i think these things are toxic. especially for kids. it is just this thing. it is bad. they don't look at people when they talk to them and they don't build em paw see. kids -- empathy. kids are mean and it is because they are trying it out. they look at a kid and say you are fat. then they see the kids' face

scrunch up and they say that doesn't feel good to do that. they have to start with the mean things. they write are you fat and then they say that was fun. i like that. >> is he making an interesting point. it has been made before, but the fact is if you disassociate the facial cues you create unfeeling twerps. >> empathy is learned if you don't have the face-to-face contact you will never learn it. that's where our youth is headed unfortunately. i do think it will serve kids well if parents kind of keep the phones away from them until they are at an older age. >> interesting. rick you are 64 years old, but you act like a kid. isn't that what he is talking about here? aren't you the problem? i can't believe you are doing that. >> oh my wiener. rick, come on, man. you are a senior reporter. >> what does that mean?

>> we all know smart phones have killed smart conversations. >> it is true, it is absolutely true. >> it is not just the smart phone. it is the music. i will have the music on and the stereo and my skier has their -- my kid has her ear buds in and i can't even talk to her over the music in the car. >> and you can't turn her on to the retro hootie and the blow fish. >> are we still in therapy? >> yes, we are. >> my kids have never heard of bananarama. i am serious, you guys. >> that's where i buy my clothes. >> it is blue lister cult. >> what is that? >> i saw them san jose civic auditorium with cheap trick and pat travers. >> i saw them with fog head. >> i i wasn't born yet. >> winner. >> you weren't even close to being born. all right, andy, you basically only communicate with your cat. is it hard for them to text

you? >> luis made some good points. more importantly he was funny. he was a comedian. everyone is blowing this up like he is a philosopher. he said basically the same thing people say about internet comments. >> people leave rude comments that they would never say to somebody's face. it is easier to not feel em paw see. empathy. he is right. he was really, really funny. >> bill, you are never alone because hobo carl is always with you. >> he is like a sore. >> one of my daughters is very i will legitimate and is named empathy and to this day i don't know what empathy means if not for cell phones i wouldn't know where they are at. if it wasn't for cell phones and knowing where they are at,

i would not know where they are at at any given time. they have mothers. >> you know what he said? he echoed nancy regan. it was moral behavior. >> but he wasn't talking about a stupid drug war. >> he was talking about delayed gratification which is what regan was saying. you never do wrong if you delay gratification. you can always do it later. >> how about kisses? >> kisses are great. >> i don't like waight for them. >> i am coming over them. coming over there. >> eskimo? >> butterflies. final topic next. [ maragno ] if the car was invented today,

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eye." return appearances from falkner and liz mcdonald. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> wow. that was awful and awesome at the same time. all right, their dress code is nude or prude. a haunted house is inviting patrons to experience fear that i cede. guests are invited but not required to disrobe in a private space and then lead

through strangers in the haunted house. it is based on a show "naked and afraid" on discuff rewhich is how i describe my last dinner with bill hemmer. they said it is about pushing yourself out of your comfort zone, not about sex. boo. no sexual behavior will be sol rated. tolerated. please note there is an additional cleaning charge if we scare the piss out of you. joanne, can we set the record straight here? nobody that looks like you will be there. >> here is the thing. i make a scary clown buy me dinner before my take my clothes off. that's just common sense. this is the worst idea ever for people like us. rapists? great. perverts, even better. i really don't understand, i don't. >> this is a set up. this is the kind of reporting you are supposed to be doing. you are supposed to go as an undercover nudist and find out what the hell is going on there. it can't be good. >> it is a great idea.

what could possibly go wrong really? my favorite part is they don't have the naked haunted house on sundays. they are so religious obviously they won't do it on sunday. >> i wonder if they are avowed nudists and get offended about this. >> this whole story is weird. is there such a thing as a nonnaked haunted house? >> it is only haunted if you are naked. >> you go in a haunted house and the first thing you do is take your clothes off. what is with the story? >> if it is a haunted house can guarantee the ghosts are not wearing clothes. >> or a sheet. >> if it is racist. >> it is just your pants off and not all of your clothes. >> you are porky pigging it? >> bill, we often have you do man on the street to get you out of the building and away from everybody. will you man up and go thewed or woos out on this one? >> i never thought -- i always

thought i was the never nude until i saw "arrested development" but i am a proud never nude. i will do it even if it is an actual blur. it is brilliant. you don't need monsters. anyone who has seen a real nudist knows that is where the scare value is. it is not the people on the side it is behind you and front of you. keep your arms inside the naked boat at all times. >> the thing is one has nothing to do with the other. there is no correlation. >> nudist camps. how many naked people go camping? >> i disagree. the idea is if you are naked i think you will be more scared. you feel exposed. i think it would add to the fear factor. >> it will be cold. >> if you want to scare them just dress up like a giant crab and a sient sore. -- and a giant sore people will be scared to look at them. >> we shall end on that note.

bill schulz, andy levy, rick leventhal, and that does it for me. i am greg gutfeld and i will stair at you until you go to sleep.

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