>> would you just get rid of the u.n. altogether? >> no, i wouldn't. >> why not a virtual u.n.? >> i'd like to meet in the middle of the east river. >> dana, welcome to "red eye." it is like the girl with the dragon tattoo if by girl you mean middle aged man who got it on a dare so don't pretend to hate it. let's women come our guests. she is so hot she is often mistaken for the equator. she anchors fox report. it is saturdays and sundays at 7:00 p.m. eastern on fox newschannel. and he is so sharp that scissors find him arousing. filling in for andy levy is the deputy editor of "the daily caller" and his e book is called" the lizard king." and he currently lives in an abandoned wine barrel in the park. my resols sigh sidekick, bill schulz. that's disgusting. and she knows bulls and bears

like i know ingrown hairs. it is a chronic problem, people. stop laughing. next to me, liz mcdonald. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, did you use the books from the library because you are stacked. >> all of a sudden he is nice to me. is 25 the new 18? is the man child no longer revial? they advised that doctors change the age for adulthood from 18 to 25 based on recent findings on stuff like emotional maturity. explained one shrink, quote, my experience of young people is that they still need quite a considerable amount of support and help beyond age 18. he and others say the period between 18 and 25 should be called late adolescents and that, quote, they are also really hot.

critics say they are being enfantalized? with one professor saying there is a loss of independence and striking out on your own. but then again some people still have it. >> her first day in her new crate. where are you going? >> a metaphor for obamacare. good to see you. more and more young adults are still living with their folks. does this change therefore they are living like them? >> if i am in the uk i am not happy. in america at 18 you can vote. you can join the military. you can become an organ donor. maybe that is an the up shot.

you can make your own end of life decisions. again, maybe not an up shot. but you can obtain medical treatment without parental consent and all of these other things. i don't know. the psychologists maybe in the uk think that about those people, but we are pretty grown up in america. >> you can have a drink in the uk. >> can you? >> at 18. >> no it is age 5 you can have a drink. >> you would know, liz, you boozer. what kind of affect does this have on a kid? you are telling him he is a kid and you tell him he will be a kid won't he never grow up? >> you know what, 18 to 49 by the way. look at the way congress and the president are acting. that is late adolescent, there you go. i agree with this. >> do you? >> yes, i do. you know why? i was not grown up when i went to college. it was a big beer keg party and i blew tens of thousands of dollars doing what in college? >> and who. >> and doing who. and how many.

>> wow. >> and it was a black period in my life and it was late add less assistant until i was 49 and i just revealed my age. i will take any lower ages as they come. >> will, are you 14 going on 70. because we are living longer, why shouldn't adolescents last longer as well? everything should shift, correct? >> actually, you have a point. it is symptomatic that we are living in a good time in human history. there are problems in the world obviously, but it is a prosperous and peaceful time compared to the rest of it. people will be as immature as long as they want to be immature and as long as they can be immature. if you threw a world war in people would mature quickly. >> that's true. joy join the military. grow -- >> join the military. grow up jie. 25 is the age of adulthood and that was when

you died in the 1500's. >> wasn't juliette 12 in "romeo and juliette"? >> i'm sorry to be geeky, but it was 21. >> i agree. i think you should have at least a couple years of work under your belt before you vote. >> i didn't like the youth vote because they disagreed with me. real mature, adults. they didn't like what i like. >> look what we got! >> i don't like him! >> we are raising a whole generation of wooses. >> the up shot is if you are a pedophile it expands your options. >> that's terrible! i will so not comment. >> you can be a legal one. >> bill, you have the mental -- >> accountability, responsibility should come with with -- i mean, when you reach 18 you want to start to do stuff.

i say if you will start to do stuff you have to be accountable. >> how old are you when you are an organ donor? are they lowering the age to be an organ donor? >> seriously. preparing are to the program tonight i printed out a list of things you can do in most states when you turn 18. you can apply for credit in your own name. of course. those are the -- again, not to beat the drum here, but join the armed forces. >> do you have statistics on not what you can do at 18, but who you can do under 18? >> you are el -- eligible for jury duty. there are a whole host of things. maybe they don't sound like fun, but they come with growing up and added response. by the time i was in my mid20s i was anchoring a major newscast. >> oh look at you. >> but my point is -- >> by the time i was in mid20s mid20s -- >> well i grew up military. you had this extra responsibility and you had expectation. if we lower the bar and we tell kids we don't expect as much out of you, that's what

they will achieve. >> if we lower the bar though greg can reach it. >> unnecessary. >> that was funny. >> if you are 25 and living in your parents' basement and playing video games and have no job, are you a child. the british psychologists didn't turn you into a child. you are a child. >> truth in advertising. call it like it is. you are a child whether you 25 living in your parents' basement. it is "waynes world" meets" the golden girls." >> i what watch the crap out of that. >> but you don't have a tv and you live on the streets with hobo carl. try to answer the last question on this topic. i know you have the mental capacity of a 3-year-old tree sloth, but where do you see this going? >> tree sloths at 3 are fully mature. i read this story in my apartment while i looked at the various toys i have on my bookshelf. the paraphenalla is strewn

across my hallway and wearing everything i am wearing right now. i thought to myself, self, i am this person and i was very sad and i was excited because the -- because "the avengers" is on hbo tonight. something to look forward to. i am an old guy. what do you think about thor? >> i like thor. >> i want to move on. i want to make one point. we are talking about the unemploy mentd -- the unemployment rate for people under 30. it feels like 20 to 30 is just hanging out. because we are living longer and we can't find full time work. so now you are going to find 30-year-olds that when they are applying for jobs they will have scant experience, right? >> so volunteer your time. there is always somebody to help. i know i sound like a stick in the mud, but it is true. >> volunteer to help me. i can barely dress myself. i will leave my address at the end of the table and at the end of the show call me. >> that never works. >> call you maybe.

>> the economy has a huge -- when you don't have jobs for people in the early 20s then, you know, they are not going to have jobs. >> because everybody else is competing for the pizza jobs. >> that is tough. >> from no life to the afterlife . will we stay alive on hard drive? steven hawking announced that heaven is a place on earth, specifically inside your own laptop. i think the brain is like a program in the mind which is like a computer so it is theoretically possible to copy the brain on to a computer and still provide a form of life after death. the con veptional -- the conventional afterlife is a fairy tale for people afraid of the dark. this is how he gets the chicks. for more, let's go live to this bird and dog.

>> i said the first gay marriage and now it is dogs and birds just hanging out together. not sure if it is a bad thing, but just have to get used to it. that's the way the world is going. dogs and birds are playing. >> what is a dog who loves [bleep] going to do? >> bill, are you looking forward to this kind of afterlife? >> why do people keep asking me that? no being stuck in the rest -- spending eternity in a computer sounds terrible. afterlife and like a common

thread what could be worse than that? that's what hell is like. >> i think it could be awesome. >> and it will save your memories to your hard drive so you can't forget things. can you erase mim res? do you want to go through life with your memories? why would you drink them? >> can somebody else see it? statistically how many times men think of sex every day and that would be played out with pictures and everyone you are thinking about would be on a hard drive. is that how it works? >> and your brain is thinking about it. you would have to be protected. on twitter you have a private account. whether you dead and floating in the laptop you have to hit private so you can think about sex of the there is nothing you can do about it because you are atherial, somewhere you don't have a body? >> from the latin which means living without body. >> you can go with atherial.

>> it doesn't mean body less. i will go with body less. >> i love how he is so sure there is no afterlife. i love that he is so sure. aren't scientists supposed to question and not be sure about things? when he is so sure. why is he so sure? >> but this is a great point. in a weird way he admitted he believes in a creator because he compared the brain to a program and programs are designed by a designer and therefore he unintentionally said he believes in intelligent design and maybe i could be making this up. >> anyway, i would like to preserve -- >> he moved out of greg's apartment. >> i should be there because i am in teen adolescents. >> bill, you don't have enough of a brain to transfer to a toaster much more a mac book. what will happen to people like you?

your brain andforever. throw it in a dumpster and it will be eaten by a rat. >> i get it. if i were so lucky to be trans forked -- transferred to a computer what is the poimt? you can't shop. you can't laugh so why go into a humor site. you can't have sex so why look at porn? all you are going to be doing fore eternity is looking at cat videos. >> that's true. cat videos you can read every shakespear yen play a thousand times. you will read stuff that sucks. sucks, harris. what do you think? >> you can do all of those things now. >> it is like one big game of tron. i want to know what will we see in bill's brain on the computer? >> a fraying egg at the end of the commercial. >> basically what you are, you are a --

>> any questions? >> you are a human search engine. basically are you a human search engine. you will be living in a laptop in the web and floating around which means when your grandson is working on the paper and he hears bloop. tell me what is going on. working on my thing. >> if you need any help on world war ii i am right here. >> actually i can handle this myself. okay, got to go. that's what will happen. they are going to be like these creatures. >> it is like he is working on his math and it is like, toby, why are you on women with wieners .org. you should be working on your homework. >> why are you on boobs.com get back to work. or better yet i am proud of you boy -- >> are you just like me. what happened here? >> from sickness to health. does straining his bladder really matter?

there is a bill that would avoid a government shutdown while de funding obamacare. after senator ted cruz gave a 21-hour speech in a bid to rally opposition to the law. harry reid is expected to remove the obamacare language leaving a stop gap spending bill that would keep the government open until mid-november. i want to note that i have no idea what i just read. was cruz strategizing or show boating. they say he was wasting time and even fellow republicans said it is texas senator's efforts. the man thinks it is obamacare that is bad. >> i like their burgers. i am a big fan of eating white castle burgers. >> they sent us the free burgers. we like their burgers. >> deliciousness. >> they are, they are fantastic. >> what did you make of this?

>> was it a symbolic victory? was it a stunt? did it it change things? >> it won't change the fact that the senate will hold a vote. they will extrap plate the de funding language. they will kick it to the house. they are trying to get that done until october 1st which is next tuesday. they are on the floor constantly and harry reid is trying to get that done. but have i to say to see a member of congress work 21 hours in a row made me feel good. it made me feel like i was getting for something i paid for. outside of that, the guy has passion that we hope any politician would have for something that people have said since the being and they didn't like what was passed and they didn't like how former house speaker nancy pelosi has to pass it to see what is in it. we are starting to find out what is in it. the president has made 16 prior concessions. delaying eke swremmions and --

exemptions and how can you not respect that? >> i love that harry reid said it is, quote, a big waste of time what cruz was doing. why? he would have to pay attention to the debate? what harry reid said was an eloquent case for the members of congress. >> oh liz. always biting the retorts. political theater, but did it accomplish something? >> we can agree this accomplished a lot for ted cruz. >> that's what he was elected to do. the republicans spend a lot of time talking about -- i have to give ted cruz this. they spend a lot of time talking about how bad -- obamacare is bad and obamacare is going to kill all of us. but they don't explain why. they don't make that case against the bill thatted it cruz cruz -- that ted cruz,

love him or hate him, he was up at 3:00 a.m. he was out there making a persuasive case against obamacare. at the same time there is something different about ted cruz when you compare him against mike lee or ranked paul or any -- or rand paul or any of these other conservatives. they are trying to change what is going on. they are trying to shift their party on foreign policy. the tax reform with mike lee and the criminal justice with rand paul. ted cruz is not doing any of that. he is promising the moon and he is saying just be max mallist about this. go out and fight hard and rally to me and i will give it to you. that was not a strategy that may work in the long run. >> i will say let's make your case for you. let's say in fact the person who only benefited from this

was ted cruz. in a place you have looking forward to 2016 where you will see who is going to run to lead the republican party and possibly take the white house over from democrat held you have to start to ask what will the field look like? he has just proven that he is listening to the people. >> i have one minute before bill falls asleep -- >> thanks a lot. >> no, i mean -- >> wake up bill. >> i was looking for a quote. >> now we have 30 seconds and it is a hard 30. >> briefly remember that kid jonathon crone who was conservative? ed cruz is what jonathon crone would have grown up to be. she a d-bag with a capital d. he compared certain republicans that apeasing the gnaw -- nazis in world war ii. >> coming up, where should you invest your money? try the stock market a-hole. first wiener is an lig for a

tv gig? probably. i lost interest in this little freak. no i haven't. i love him.

can america own the thrown? throne. the toilets are making a come back after the toilet wars. american factories are ramping up production and a toilet turn around is a microcold front of the -- microcosim of the economy. it is requiring a lifting of bowls and tanks. you need the strength of a football player and the hands of a sculpt or.

they hoisted the newly baked pours -- porcelain. how is it coming along in estonia? >> fast going in and fast going out, liz. you said in the green room as the toilet industry goes, so goes the u.s. economy. can you elaborate? >> well, the muscles that are needed to build toilets in the united states, they need football players. that's why in china they have holes in the ground. they don't have muscles over there. you know, america's baby-sitter doesn't like the subject. i will pass to the next one next to me, but i am wondering when will they come up with a barka lounger toilet or archie

bunker toilet? >> they did from the barka lounger toilet and it was quite appealing i remember. will, most of our toilets are imports. should obama be impeached? >> that is a good question. at this point i am just impressed that americans are able to deficate. i was in las vegas a few months ago and the big guys and they all look like the guy on "3he sopranos request it is who died on the toilet --" the sopranos request it is and and he died on the toilet? >> even elvis presley spent a lot of time there. >> he ended life on the toilet. >> why do we keep going there? >> harris, what is your take on this? it has to be something that brings the economy back from the brink and why not the toilet? >> the economy was going into the toilet for so long it is

nice that we can breathe it out. >> i don't follow. >> i don't really care what we make as long as -- toilets say american standard on them, but as long as we are making it. >> a made in america toilet jie. i want us to control our own destiny and innovators feel lifted up. some of the brightest kids are 18 and they are mature and i don't want to take it away. i want to encourage that. >> the toilets are made in america. >> and i want a toilet that makes a pretty scent when you flush it. it is like boom. create. i am motivating the innovators. >> i will eat a big bowl of potpouri before i go to the toilet. >> it smells good x but don't look at it. >> and it is quite painful coming out. i will say that. >> that is so polite though for the other people. >> bill, you don't actually

own a toilet, much like not having a tv. would you like to recuse yourself about this debate and make remarks about germany? >> i will not because i don't know what it means. now i have this image of going into the news are could bathroom -- the news corp bathroom and being overwhelmed by a beautiful smell, but screaming inking agony from the stall. >> i smell potpouri! >> it is so self-less to eat the potpouri despite the damage to your colon. >> it makes sense. >> are you a team player. >> he as uses a walker, but his pooh smells great. >> i thought this would be a wholesome topic and yes it has gone down. >> can you imagine if somebody is eating right now at 3:00 a.m.? >> i hope it is potpouri if you have a roommate. >> you can't spell potpouri

without poo. >> and first, why is bill schulz going through america's purses? i hope he finds a bear trap and it eats him alive.

the nba is considering letting two teams put nicknames on nicknames on the backs of the jerseys. is the idea a homerun? the league would allow the

money gnaw customers between the miami heat and the brooklyn nets. meaning we can see king gyms, the truth and -- king james and the truth and the best. some say it will make it more about the individual. they said, quote, even though we are men playing a kids game we know where we come from. it is a way to let the fans in. let's discuss this shall we here -- >> lightning roooouuunnnnndd. lightning round. >> dumb idea? great idea or a dumb great idea or a great dumb idea or an idea? >> i think it is just the kind of thing that happens in a post literal society. somebody is out there, how can i remember his name if it does president -- if it doesn't rhyme? >> yes that is true.

>> professional athletes seems juvenile, doesn't it? it just makes the sport more craft. >> it is what you said prior to that. the fact that it makes it more about the individual and we already have a sport filled with babies committing lots of crime. can we talk about that stat? anything that gets away from the individual and gets back into a team sport and i know i said it 50 times, but accountability is really where we ought to go. >> that should be your nickname, accountability. >> yours is potpouri. >> wait until i turn around. >> i like to put the bill in accountability. sorry. >> yeah, you know what -- >> i have been, woulding on the new lines, greg. it has been a tough year. call me, ladies. >> just put the camera on him and let him sweat the humiliation. liz, will fans even care? it seems like a novelty that could wear off quickly.

>> the facial hair, i like it. >> it is hard to grow. >> is that a mustache? >> can we get the show back on track 1234*. >> what was the question? >> do fans care about the nicknames? i can't believe i am trying to hold it together. >> you are doing a heroic job. it is late add adolescents, right? i don't think patrick ewing would like it. his nickname would be like ew. the nicknames are nike and uh be das. -- addidas. i think it should be like carlos danger mcnasty. is this for the future? yes. i am not sure the nfl. the basketball legal -- the basketball league is not doing well. >> did i talk to you? >> no i feel like an idiot because i said nfl. >> well the xfl had nicknames.

>> taking a successful card from the access. >> what person of a certain age and instead of getting a ray allen jersey everybody will get a jesus shuttleworth jersey. they will make a lot of money doing it. i think fox news should do the same. who would not kill to see karl rove walking around the hallways with turd blossom on the back of his jacket? >> it is more about identity than achievement and that is a problem we have with society. a little thoughtfulness from the gregster. >> anthony wiener was eyeing a stint in tv before his failed bid. according to the new york observer, a guy that looks at things, he reached out to agents as far back as february with a source adding, quote, he was exploring the options and what they were at the time

and what they may be should he run an unsuccessful campaign. exploring his media options was a factor in running for mayor. it would be a good show "the factor." enjoy it. it is the last time you will get credit for anything. >> i didn't call it out. i just read an item in the paper. >> he had a producer following him around and filming stuff, but they didn't disclose where it was going. as far as we know this entire mayoral thing, he knew he wasn't going to win. >> of course he did. this pisses me off because he is such a weasel, he was doing this on campaign contribution money and he knew what he was doing. >> now the question becomes will they investigate the use of the funds? and do they have a standing if they should find that most of it went to things that were going to be used for a demo real post his political career that he owes some money back. and where do you pay that money to.

money to? >> it is really a mess. does anthony wiener think he will do something? >> i have an inside track on the tv shows. ready? gene simmons "family jewels." real housewives or 21 jump street, project run away and flavor of love and rock of love. >> are you sure it is rock of love? i am asking questions. >> would you watch it if he got his own news show orie yacht show? or reality show. >> that's a good p oi nt, but i don't see what is ridiculous about this guy who is a nare saw cystic and anorexic monster. it is a perfect fit for a television show. people love laughing and picking on anthony wiener. i am not. he came in fifth and let's

make fun of him. the guy who came in first -- i would have taken wiener to belagio in a second. >> actually it was one of the worst politics. >> how did he get the nomination? >> this is going to be a nightmare for, no. >> we are making fun of anthony wiener. they voted him number one. >> where new york goes, so goes the united states, america. don't be chortling over our unfortunate future. >> and chortling is rude. >> i wonder if there is an investigation into the campaign funds. >> i would. >> you can call it follow the money trail. >> do we want to see him ever again? >> this is the only way to get chicks.

don't think about yourselves. think about his insatiable sex drive for once in your lives. >> time to take a break, but more stuff is on the way. you know what you should be doing is how can i make greg's life easier or better. two ways. a paperback will be coming out. i would rather have you by the hard copy. that is more money for me and my ever growing harem of house boys and ferrets. sometimes i put them to good use in the emergency room. amazon.com, autographed copy, g gutfeld.com. we are out of them now, but we will get them soon because i signed a bunch of them and maybe one of them will end up in your bedroom right next to you.

could what is in a purse be any worse? traces of poisonous bacteria, human and animal feces, e-coli and andy dick can be found in a woman's handbag. if all of this sounds

familiar, we cover the crap out of the story last week and we didn't get an emmy. that didn't stop bill schulz from wanting to go deeper. let's hope he poked him in the eyes or killed him. >> thanks, greg. is female baggage full of garbage? we hit the filthiest area in new york city to find out. that's right, time square. it is dirty, dirty with tourists. >> are you aware that 33% of all women have never cleaned their handbag? sound right or disgusted? >> we just changed handbags. we buy something new. >> instead of cleaning them you are contributing to the economy. so you are an american hero. >> i am australian. >> oh australian. i thought it was a mythical place but indeed it is real. that is fantastic. they are famous for the griffin. >> do you clean your bag?

>> yes. >> can you show us what is in yours? >> a delightful shawl. is that a fetus? >> are you an artist? >> i am a wanna be artist. >> would you paint me in front of the ocean on a couch. >> no. >> somebody doesn't like titanic. >> what? i have a lost iphone. >> i saw it in the bag. >> this is amaze willing. we don't know if the iphone is there or not there. >> oh this looks s and m. >> oh my batteries operated only. are you sure you have an iphone? i see more snacks. this is amazing. i feel like shepherd smith when he is reporting on a live car chase. we are in the middle of finding out whether the i fop is lost or found -- iphone is lost or found.

>> what is the weirdest thing you have ever had in your purse? >> a dog. >> alive or dead. >> got it. >> wow. >> i am bill schulz, back to you. now they say they can find traces of e-coli in some women's bags when they swab them. does this worry you? >> yes. >> we don't have any swabs, but next time you watch "sex and the city" and you say carrie walking acialgd with her -- walking around with her fendi bag you will look at that bag a little differently. now would you be interested to see what is in my bag? >> sure. >> tit for tat. hello. can never have too many of these. i do a miley cyrus person nation later on in chelsea.

this is a cease and assist letter from carrottop. here is my cell phone. you one of those smartphones. turns out this is gwenyth paltrow's severed head. i wanted to live the life of a simple man and it didn't work out. >> we are doing man on the street on handbags. i know, right? jealous? 33% of women have never cleaned their handbag. >> [speaking spanish. >> handbag-o. filthy-o, women-o. >> sigh. >> okay. >> okay it is possible that i may know less about the subject biff heard it. >> you are welcome. it was one of the most interesting segments. anything shocking in your handbag? >> i am writing a book and the

first chapter is why i need duct tape on the set. i always have a roll of duct taif. >> it is an intimate reason expru to read the book. >> does it have to do with your guests? >> what about your purse? >> it is actually really boring. particular ticks -- tick-tacks. >> i love the way he walks with it. >> that was hot. >> i like to scurry and sometimes i prance. >> before we move on, do you have anything intelent j -- intelligent or moving to add to this conversation? purses are pretty. >> that was so sweet. i felt love. >> no that was my hand. >> you are going to get out the duct tape aren't you? >> interesting. do you have a comment on the show? bet you do. like why is bill still here? that's a good question. i will take that response you

-- i will take that response. do you have a video of your animal doing something? make it interesting. i don't want to see animals crying even if they don't have tear ducts. go to fox news.com/red eye and click on submit a video and we might use it. we have something special ahead i think. i don't know.

coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye." lovely appearances from lori rothman and joe devito. he is lovely and andy levey is supposed to be back, i think. we need a little transition there when i go to a story. >> it is awkward. the world is a scary place 1k3* death could be right around the corner or underneath you. last week a man in zimbabwe is staying in a hotel and woke up to find an 8-foot crocodile under his bed. it slept the entire night with a beast beneath him. it was only after he got out of bed to get breakfast that he noticed the 300-pound reptile. few were more startled than "red eye" frightened

correspondent. joe agreed to talk to us in other stories that scare him. joe, what is the latest on the crocodile situation. has he been captured or is he still at large? >> that's another reason not to live in zip bob way -- zip -- zimbabway, crocodiles. but another good thing if you can fit one of these crocodiles under a bed in zip -- zimbabwe then you are doing okay. >> should american bees scared three waking up with a croc bile? >> the good news is, americans you will not have to worry about crocodiles. the bad news is we have alligators, so same difference, greg. >> it is kind of the same. >> pretty much. >> do you have any tips for people who might be worried about crocodiles or alligators sneaking into their homes? >> keep worrying. that is a good thing to worry about. people who worry about crocodiles are smart.

people say crocodiles normally attack things lower to the ground like dogs and children. that's the best thing you can say about crocodiles. >> that is a very scary point. i want to talk about another story you have been working on. nasa says there are 13,000 pieces of man-made space garbage. the stuff could fall back to earth at any moment. this is pretty alarming that we polluted space. what do you think? >> do you know how big space is? it is pretty big. we are far from the sun. it is a ball of fusion. we would burn. >> that is true. how did this happen and why can't anyone stop this? >> well, space ships go bad, greg. that's why nasa doesn't have an eye -- the typical human nature is to worry about a problem after it started.

you just can't leave stuff up in space, but that's what we have brn -- we have been doing for 50 years. >> you have no solutions for this? >> i have no idea what we should do. stay inside maybe. >> stay inside would be a good thing. >> there are no solutions. >> there are no solution to this. >> what kind of debris are we talking about? >> well, we have old space telescopes and our telescope no longer works. we president cay -- we can hunt planets and get hit by space junk. >> that's terrifying. >> i think we have another story. do we have another story? keep going? local fisherman recently caught a paw raw gnaw-like fish and this is the same fish which is reportedly responsible for the death of two fishermen in france after

it bit off their tess tau cals. should we not go into the water or public lakes? >> not if you have testicals. if we do it will be woman's only lake. it will be a woman's world hillary and -- oh i don't know what to say. >> do you have advice? >> if the fish bites your testicles, don't just swim there, do something. don't give it an opportunity. >> well, thank you -- are you okay? are you scared? >> i am terrified. i don't want to leave the studio. >> you might want to stay there. there could be bedbugs down there. thank you, joe mackey. special thanks to harris falkner and liz mcdonald. that does it for me. how much time we got? we have 20 seconds. >> wow, that's a lot of time. >> do you a great job. great having you here. >> it has been really fun. >> it it has been

interesting. >> it's been real, greg. >> he looks like he was scared. is he going to be okay? >> he will be okay.

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