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we have videos there, questions, polls. more importantly, you can talk about obama care. do you like it or not? go to gretawire. hi, i'm greg gutfeld and welcome to shaking things up. the show that proves why eating solid food is a waste of time. our motto is, why eat it when you can drink it? we will show you the best blenders, returning a pair of socks and elmer's glue. for now let's welcome our guest. she is hideous. i am here with fox business network anchor lori rothman. >> thanks, papa smurf. >> and tv's andy levy wearing the same sweater i am wearing. kind of odd. you will get a call tomorrow. and my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz still alive and next to me the legendary actor kevin sorbo with a code that said kill everyone. his book
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"chicken soup are to the soul, think positive for the kids" is too nice of a book for" red eye" and comes out october 29th. you better buy it. and his new movie called "storm rider" is now out on dvd. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> every breath you take. every move you make. i will be watching you, greg. >> thank you. >> a twitter troll was yanked from his hole. as first reported by the dailytn animal. white house national security official was canned last week after his bosses discovered he was the person posting mean, weird tweets under the name natsack-wonk. a lot of his venom was aimed at women. here is a sampling. i feel sorry for the husband of jay rubin blogger.
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he has to have sex with her every five years. his biggest mistake in marying his wife and she put on pounds since her redskin cheerleader days. and this one i am dying to call out liz cheney for the overweight fat pig she is. this guy has an issue. dana perino you were a gleaming hope for dumb, blonde air heads everywhere. finally he makes some sense. speaking of gleaming hope. >> make him turn his head. >> come on. >> obviously that dog was designed by obamacare. we will be right back. lori, i am asking a question to try and concentrate. he tweets -- >> it is probably not a good probing question, but try your best. you didn't even give me an intro.
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when did you kiss off intros? >> we will start the show all over again. lori, this guy tweets nasty stuff about everybody, but seems to be holed up on problems with women's weight and looks. >> he is a massage nighs, absolutely. it is too bad the guy is racist and super official and saying nasty, useless things because clearly he has the guts to speak his mind. frankly we could use a little honesty and productive feedback and insight into this administration it is very opaque the way they conduct business. >> opaque is a good word. >> cane say something? i don't know if he had the guts to speak his mind. >> even if he was anonymous there was feedback from his comments on valerie jarod. i believe he called her vacuous. >> it is okay to make fun of her? >> he is echoing what a lot of people are whispering anyway. my p soy nt is that -- my
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point is that he is rude and a masagonist, but it is the best constructive criticism. you must get nasty tweets all the time. and sometimes there is a little truth to them and they may help in the long run. >> whraw saying is -- >> don't put words in my mouth. >> it would have been bad if he signed his name to. it that makes no sense at all. he is a coward. >> fine, but there could have been truth into what he is saying. he has firsthand knowledge and he is part of the national security administration. >> so he calls women fat. >> he is a jerk. he is an absolute masogonistic jerk. >> i am reading kevin's book. i wouldn't find this language in this book. is this proof that maybe if you are in any kind of position you shouldn't be using social media? >> i tweet under the name of ksorbs. i don't know maybe obama should be fired for lower premiums and transparency and
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things like that. it is interesting. it is a double standard, don't you think? >> do you think lori has a point that it is good you have people dhog uh phon mussily? >> -- doing this anonymously? >> a lot of people are probably thinking some of these things. vijah singh was doing that with -- what's his name who golfed with the men for a couple times? >> swedish. >> annika sorensen. >> he wins a new sweater. >> he said in the locker room what the other pros are saying aren't we good enough? we need a circus act? and he got in trouble for speak his mind. but this guy sounds like a putz to me. >> he sounds worse than that. he sounds like andy. they think this guy is behind another twitter account in which he posted a lot about ease scoter scoter -- escort services. there is obviously some serious female issues going on. >> they reported -- the
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government officials think he is behind dc hobby gist where he tweeted with escorts and said toronto was a, quote, tsunami of gorgeous escorts. the problem is escort services in america are illegal. meaning if he used them he could be open to black mail. not something that you want on the national security staff. and he is married. and unless his wife is into it too l is more black mail. lori, it would be one thing if he used his anonymity to disclose -- but he didn't. i don't give him credit for that. >> in uhing taying lori, don't you hate women as much as he does? >> i would say that is not fair. i hate women more than he does. >> touche. i have seen your blog. yowza. >> and he called for your horrific death so he is not a total schmuck.
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>> i was going to defend him. he sent out a tweet questioning the sexuality of one senator lyndsay graham which is appalling. everyone knows she digs chicks. as opposed to everything else, i can't say whether it was true or not, but i believe he is fired now. >> he is fired. >> i am glad you brought that up. >> i i should say allegedly. >> this is a greater question in trolling. i never had the urge to anonymously do something. isn't the whole point they know who you are? i want you to know it is me. your last movie sucked and you smell bad. but it is for me though. they don't want to hurt you, but they don't want the pleasure of knowing they hurt you. >> people are in dark corners
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and they are happy and mad at people and take it out on people who have success and fame or whatever. maybe they should regulate what staffers tweet. they should hire the guy from twitter to make a website for these guys. >> i don't want to call you out, but you don't like doing stuff anonymously. the last time i saw you doing something at the port authority you were wearing a fake nose and a fake hat. >> i was doing anonymously. that was his name. >> the latin fella? >> yes. i love the fact he said dana is dumb and she is not fat. he goes i want to write something mine about dana perino x but she is kind of good looking and kind of hot. i will just say she is dumb instead. by the way, during this segment i got bit. do you see that? >> you are swelling up. >> i got bit by something. >> i thought it was cold. >> i actually got bit by some kind of -- >> hey, future "red eye" guests we don't have bedbugs.
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what are you doing, dude? >> it is a lump. i have a lump. >> it is an isolated incident. can't wait for tomorrow, guests. >> it happened while i was introducing and i feel a pinch and then i'm like this and it is swelling. >> do you have allergies? i have an epi pen. >> no. it makes me look distinguished to have a large sole on my forehead. >> it makes you look like a leper. >> let's name it. >> back in grade school and making fun of my name. >> was sorbo made fun of? >> sore boner and sore buns. >> that's creative for kids. >> i heard all of that stuff. >> gut -- gutfeld, butfeld. and that was by my mother. >> kids are lovely creatures. >> everybody for me, bill schulz, awesome. >> where are we? >> this is why i grew big and tall to beat up those
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punctuations. those punks. >> did obama know it would blow? they say the president wasn't aware of health care .gov's technical problems until after it launched. it is day who cares of. >> obama apacalypso care gate. >> they warned the website might not be ready. they said obama wasn't tall. experts tell cnn that the best solution for the website would be to blow it up and start over. blow it up metaphor rickly. you don't blow it up. the baltimore ravens are getting 100 grand to promote obamacare. for more let's go live to a pile of kittens.
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>> obama could rectify the whole thing if he gave everybody who signed up for obamacare a box of kittens. >> what if they were allergic? >> unreal. >> then they would have a reaction. >> like he is having right now. >> exactly. >> do you think they were afraid to tell obama about this because it was a signature achievement and they didn't want to say, hey, it sucks? >> of course. i don't know. maybe he knows about it, but he uses his staff to cover everything up. we don't have a website for auto since. out toe insurance. by auto insurance. >> she didn't sign up because she has insurance. i just think, lori, and maybe i am stupid, but shouldn't they have built two websites in assisted of one? if one doesn't work out you have a back up.
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>> i mean even you come up with that back up plan. >> i'm smart. and even with the blood being drained from my forehead. >> pes pulsating. -- it is pulsating. >> there are spider eggs in that. >> the spanish language site is not up yet. >> you are absolutely right. i am picketing. dodo you have any comment on this that would make any sense? >> this is the real sad part is that we are hearing from small businesses. i am a business reporter and i know you have never seen me on the business channel. >> i have, in the elevator. >> small businesses are starting to kill coverage because obamacare is launched. now workers are finding themselves without any health care because they can't log on to these darn websites. they don't have it from their jobs and worse yet they will be fined in the beginning of the year if they don't have health insurance. >> now they will delay -- >> six weeks. after the corporate mandate
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was delayed. it is unfair. it is a disaster. we can't say it enough. >> we can't say it enough. we can't say it enough. >> a person who has a blog of sorts on the "washington post" said that he talked to an expert and he says health care .gov is in a de -- defacto shutdown. what does defacto mean? >> it means if fact if not in law. >> ladies and gentlemen, are you on jeopardy. >> what is the difference between defacto and dejury. >> it is in defacto shutdown, but the reason is there are problems with the back end. >> that's why i use medicated wipes. >> i apologize, america, for them, not for me.
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>> the part that transmits the data is screwed up. it means even if you get through and can enroll it could actually be worse because you might think you are enrolled in one plan and not for something else or not enrolled at all. until they fix the back end they can't fix the front end. people are going to get screw -- screwed. >> in a way they shouldn't call it obamacare. it should be obama doesn't care. we will be right back. no, i am kidding. bill, your parents wish they can start over with you, but they can't, can they? we are stuck with you like the nation is stuck with a deeply flawed website. >> it is funny seeing the baltimore ravens get guff from the right. where were they in 2008 when the ravens ushered in an expansion of medicare in maryland? there was none because that's the socialized medicine that republicans can get behind. i will say it again. it is because old people
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vote. uhhypocrisy at its worst or best. >> it is more about me. that's the problem with obamacare is it is not about need, really. that's the difference. >> i predict -- ask somebody who has been run over by a bus and that would be me. >> i need you to get run over by a bus so i can ask you that question jie. hope it is a short bus. they are lighter. >> didn't you get beat up on the subway already? >> that's another story for another time. >> is it just more hype for a prototype? a street legal flying car has made its maiden flight in some made up place called slovakia. i will see it when i believe it or believe it when i see it.
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they say it fits into most parking spots and reaches speeds of 100 miles per hour on the road. have a looksy. >> that's amazing. the cute thing is he learned how to do that. it took him 20 years how to do that and i stepped on him. >> that was a chipmunk looking to take it in the back end. >> kevin, have you been watching the videos too much. here is the actual arrow.
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>> it is funny. it only works when have you the moby-like music. you shot a movie in slovakia. >> it is legal there. >> i did. >> do you actually believe that this is going to happen? >> i heard about flying cars for years. >> ever since the jetsons i prayed. i don't see it happening in the near, near future. that was interesting and cool. >> you are a mother of two. if this happens would you get a wood den paneled mini-van version? >> i hate to admit it, but i am the reason we have women that are stereo typed as bad drivers. no traffic lights, lanes, signs. >> they put their make up on.
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>> it has nothing to do with you being a woman and everything to do with you loving vodka. >> don't help me. >> that's the upside of flying cars. you don't have to worry about parallel parking. >> i thought you would say the upside you could drink. >> i don't think you should be drinking or driving and i can't believe i am saying that to a mother of two. you are a res department -- resident cut loving con -- conspiritor. >> this is not a flying car. this is a plane that can barely fly. a flying car needs anti-gravity technology. it needs to be vertical takeoff and landing. you you can't be going down a runway if you have a car that flies. this is a plane with collapsible wings that they are looking for an excuse to drive it on a highway. >> you are like the guy that
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says there is no easter bunny and there is, kids. i am saying that as a metaphor. bill, right now you think are you in a flying car. >> and back on the ground. once again "back to the future 2" is the most prophetic movie ever made. >> pathetic? >> prophetic. how dare you? they predicted 80s nostalgia. they predicted hover boards and they predicted that miami would have a franchise baseball wise and now they predicted this. >> i thought it was twinkies coming back. >> that's true. coming up, i predict i will stab bill with a pair of rusty saysers. yes, that's you, bill, i am stabbing you. what is a sex drive in? i am assuming it is a drive in for sex, but i assume a lot of things.
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a whole chapter on spin the bottle, kevin? this is the weirdest children's book i ever read. has sex in a crate worked out great? switzerland's first sex drive opened two months ago in an effort to get prostitution off the streets and it has been a triumph. the fenced in site in an industrial area, my favorite place to have sex is a place where sex workers can negotiate a price and spots where they and clients can park. security officers are there as well as doctors and they have to pay a tax to cover the courses. i believe we have tape from inside one of the boxes.
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>> that was up lifting. kevin, they created -- actually it is what i call the first real sex site, an actual sex site. is it a good idea? >> i understand the first test drive they invited bill clinton. it should be interesting. tight control is the key here. you can go anywhere with that. why not? i used to live there. jay is there any place you haven't -- >> is there any place you haven't lived? >> i have been around the block. >> i once shot a film in a sex box. >> with a bonn key. with a donkey. >> you are a business lady you claim. what is the business lady perspective? >> according to switzerland they are great and it is safer conditions and paying taxes. so that is great. it is economically accretive, i guess, to the country. are you countrying down the word uh cree -- are you writing down the word accretive? >> what bothers me of the
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legalization of prostitution and drugs everyone says tax it. why do you have to legalize something to get money for it. why not legalize it to legalize it? >> it is to cover the overhead. they have security guards and i think there are costs to do business. i don't know if it is a tax for a general fund. >> i like the drive-thru thing. >> does president it take the -- doesn't it take the danger out of it? >> andy -- you know we are having a show. should we bring sex drive ins to americas and could they work here? >> prostitution in america is a multi billion dollar industry. even though it is illegal in most of the country, legalize it , keep sexual workers healthy and help to hopefully get rid of coercion and sex trafficking. the only problem if you set up an area like this is there is no way you won't have government agencies storing license plate numbers of people who visit there and
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taking pictures of them. the problem is you will have people afraid of that, not me, but other people. they will continue to go into the street and say 11th avenue and 53rd. >> not a bad area. bill, you live in a cardboard box. you are like a trailblazer. >> he will not defend himself. >> i will find another carl. >> hopefully a hobo. >> to answer your question, if you are worried about the cameras before you have your legal prostitute you steal the car and have sex with the legal troughs tiewt and then return the car and that guy is screwed twice over. swriewr rick -- swru -- the german economy while regulated and heavily taxed -- explain
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to me why we are supposed to hate europe again? i want to move there right now. >> hoe -- hobo carl is like the dreaded pirate in princess brides. it is not the same person every time. different people are hobo carl. >> i would find him in switzerland, but it would be with a k. >> it is not about sex trafficking and the taxes, but it is about being ugly. i talked about this yesterday and i maintained it is a crime against ugly people when illegal. there are a lot of people not as good looking as you. trying to find some kind of joining with the opposite sex is impossible because it is unattractive. it is like steroids. some need steroids to be better at their game. some need prostitution to enjoy the finer parts of life that they can't because they are not as good looking. the 3s should not be deprived that of a 10.
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>> he has taken it for the rest of us. >> if you look at the mug shots there are a lot of ugly men out there and you feel bad. this is how they have to do it right? no? >> people don't care about ugly people. this will be the next rights crusade i believe. >> i think you are so out of your mind. >> spoken like a hot chick. >> i think you have your moment u.s. and are not technically gorgeous. >> that's because you are looking at the pull saying pieder vein. spider vein. >> i don't usually look like this. you would never recognize me in my neighborhood in west -- west chester. >> what was the address again? >> don't say stupid stuff. >> what are you talking about?
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i am talking about a larger philosophical question. i. >> beauty is in the eye of the beholder. >> not in this world. desire drives pro creation and people go toward good looking people. >> that is an arbitrary term. >> you are right, move along. next story. >> status among men drives it. >> status among men, person nament, -- personality, charisma. joy it does not boil down to physical appearance. >> initially a guy will look at someone like you. i am just being shallow. >> it does make a difference. >> it doesn't matter how many people are walking down the street. >> i gotta move on.
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coming up, yeah, whatever, whatever, whatever. but first -- should you be arrested for drunken racist rants? lori rothman says no. i wonder why.
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he was rude on the tube. a 52-year-old british man, is there any other kind, kevin, has been arrested after he was caught on tape being super racist toward a woman on the london subway.
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video of his drunken rant against the japanese woman was posted to a fledging website called youtube. it has since gained a lot of attention on-line. if there was only a word to describe that. have a look, have a lookers. >> my uncle died in the river. you are a vicious [bleep]. you are nasty people. i am not nasty. no, no, no. get out of my country. get out of my country [bleep]. >> she is japanese. >> what do you have against japanese? >> they killed my -- [bleep]. >> she didn't do it, did she? >> no, but she didn't even apologize not even [bleep]. look at me. you want some of that? no.
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>> hold on. hold on. [bleep]. >> he is terrible. but he has a giant bottle on the subway and they don't arrest him for that. and he has elbow patches. officials concerned that that tirade lead to his arrest. >> that's the name of my son. >> he was arrested for a public offense. we must discuss this -- >> lightning roooooouuuunnnndd. lightning round. >> lori, obviously this guy is a racist drunk. your favorite kind. should he be arrested for being an a-hole? >> he was belligerent. he was threatening people, wasn't he? >> that would be drunk and disorderly. why can't somebody be arrested for being drunk and disorderly and not foraysist? >> nothing is sacred with social media and youtube.
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you have to be careful. i was terrified for that woman and thrilled somebody caught it on tape. because the woman's safety was in jeopardy because you didn't know what he would do, he should be arrested. >> kevin, what would you do if you were on that train? it is different when you are dealing with be liger rent drunks. a. >> what if he was good looking 1234. >> you know, i did that on the bus in l.a. i guess nobody put me on youtube. anyway, they have medicine and that's what you get apparently. >> a nice political link. andy as a racist it must make you want to can sell your trip to the uk because you can't rant about the groups you hate. >> i am not a racist. i hate roughly 7 billion individuals. the reason he can be arrested
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for that is it is evening land. evening land. i think you can get him for drunk and disorderly and there was a threat made to the guy with the camera. to answer your question, they have different laws. he committed a number of crimes and adding this other crime -- i guess it is verbal abuse which is the crime. i find that weird when you come from somebody who has freedom of speech. we know you are a racist jerk. bill, have you been verbally abused on this show for seven years and it is all on tape. i bet you wish this was recorded in england. >> i do wish this was recorded in england. do you want a piece of me? no you don't. you don't drink water. as for this guy, why are we praising this person for
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taking tape of him? no one stepped in and bounced him. >> he was a big lout. >> but a drunk lout. i could have taken that guy. nobody did anything. >> why are people laughing? you have been beaten up on the train more times. >> they are laughing because they think i would be misconstrued. >> adds are if you were on the train you would have been that guy. >> how dare you. i am a fun and fun loving drunk. >> they banned the word obese. >> did they? >> i had no idea. >> a year ago. it was a big thing. they said it is offensive to people. if we had an am buds man. >> i don't think you can legislate a holes. but obviously the guy is a
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bawd person. a bad person. >> it could have been out of context. >> thank you. >> british drunks are scary. i have a theory. brits in the daytime -- several brits are so polite and when you drink with them it is an verse thing. we are like, you know, there are obnoxious americans. >> it is like japanese being repressed outwardly so when they are by themselves they get into the weird sex stuff with tenticles. >> you remind me of a drunk british driver. >> and then don't apologize. >> the teacher assistant sent her own homemade porn to students instead of sliewxes to a homework assignment. attached to an e-mail saying i
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switched 76 and 78 in this e-mail. there were nude photos of her and her boy end friend during a chat. the pictures end i had up on something we call the internet. she said she regrets her actions and says it was an accident. lori, we have all done this. tell me when it happened to you. >> not collectively. >> when you did this last how did you feel? >> uh poll. >> and own it and move on. you have to be careful though. they have wire lists, pictures, you can walk into somebody's home and i don't know the technology and how it breaks down, but you can have your pictures, might have happened to friends of mine into the upper people system. >> it was me. >> how many times have you sent naked foes to of yourself when you meant a recipe for flan. >> i think things get out you don't want out there. i don't think it is a huge
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story. he feels like an idiot. don't they? >> i leave my doors open. >> i don't have doors. thanks for rubbing it in. >> he is homeless. he lives on the streets. but he likes it that way. andy, do you think this was an elaborate way to increase class attendance? >> i think she said attaching solutions to 76 and 78 and she got the numbers wrong. >> that's so obvious. >> i love the fact that the university is asking the students who receive the message to delete it and not share it with anyone. >> right. >> good luck with that. and then there is a tweet from a student who says when an asian ta e-mails you naked photos of herself and not the problems, only in iowa. but what does that have to do with being asian?
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>> only in iowa. why did he drop in she was asian? i don't understand that. >> bill, you don't have a computer so you can only sketch yourself out of cardboard. >> have you done that the accident ole door? but bad news is i am a terrible drawer. i am glad you didn't say anything racist against this asian. you -- >> we are going to take a break. when we come back we have more stuff to share with you, the americans out there who bought my book "the joy of hate." if you haven't bought it you are an unamerican and you are not allowed to watch the rest of the show. amazon.com autographed copy g put felled.com. if you don't have a garage you are out of luck.
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if you forget to call in a threat. that was one british groom's solution when he snoozed on
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booking his wedding venue. what is wrong with me? venue. >> that was french. >> he forgot to book the church for the wedding. back in april 36-year-old neil mccartle called the saint george's hall from a phone booth saying a bomb was set to go off in 45 minutes. his fiancee in her wedding gown was greeted by a swarm of cops and bomb units and the group evacuated. he said he didn't fill out the proper paperwork. he was sentenced to one year in jail. the couple is still together. >> she's tough. >> isn't it beautiful she stayed with him? >> i sent my husband this story because i said if you thought i was a bread villa she intimidated him so badly he thought he would have to call in a fake bomb threat and risk his future because oops i forgot to book the venue.
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>> it is sad and hilarious. add, but till lair yous. you have done this before. >> i should have thought of this before. >> the guy was smart. probably got the cover of "rolling stone." >> who else will call a bomb threat at a wedding? maybe it was an angry x. >> there should be a sentence there. a year for that? >> shouldn't it be a stupid jail? >> it is a stupid jail and you go to jail for things. >> i feel a feeling about "red eye." stupid jail. >> you are stupid. >> why i am here. >> why do you go to me when you say missing. dab -- when you say stupid. >> what is a year in prison come come -- compared to what actually happened?
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>> are you married. >> this is the woman's fault. don't let a man plan any part of the wedding. that is -- that is wedding 101 isn't it? >> i don't know. >> her fault. her fault. and this may be a sub plot of "love actually 2". that is a real bomb. 5* bomb for a bomb. the s.w.a.t team will blow you up up. >> or clean your apartment. >> see, i do have an apartment. >> sorry, box. >> i was talking to my indian friend and he had an interesting theory. the guy president whatted to get caught. he wanted to go to jail and the one thing he didn't want to happen, happened. she stalk with it. this was his way of getting out of it and he lost on all counts. >> i think this can be a lovely movie. he can sell the rights and
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everything will be happy -- he will be out in two months. >> he will be on a british reality show like celebrity brig brother. >> he would be played bayouing mc-- by ew nie g mcgreger. >> stay right there. we have a doosie.
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tomorrow on the next "red eye" we have return appearances from allison barber and sherrod small. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> so, i when i say last story i i am not sure. i am reading your book "chicken soup for the soul, think positive for kids" and i open up to page 160 and you have a quote from iran. the man who does not value himself cannot value anything or anyone. this quote is related to the chapter bullies on the bus. can you explain why? >> you know, i read every chapter. i wrote one of the chapters,
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and i helped put it together. 9 proceeds go to my foundation. >> that's nice. >> my after school program for ichs 16 years. the number one program in the state of california. >> this guy has been around forever. how many books have they done? >> 6,000. >> i did a book with him before with billy graham. it is about positive stories and about adults talking about things that happened to them that inspired them when they were kids and made them make good choices. it is for kids between 7 and 12 years old who get out there and it is something they can talk about with parents, grandparents, teachers. it is a wonderful book and you should buy it. >> the funny thing is chicken soup is terrible. >> come on. >> everybody talks about how great chicken soup it, but come on. is it really as good as tomato soup? >> there is a chapter called "always trust your uncle." that does not seem like good advice.
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>> it was written by jeffrey jones. >> it promotes good values. >> and nobody else cares. >> kids are facing a lot of crap from outside sources they cannot con control. i said this in my new book. parents build a three-foot retaining wall for four feet of life. there is that extra foot of stuff people have to deal with? >> i wrote that for my book coming out in march. i want to talk about this picture. >> i want one. >> you proved my point. you are a shallow individual. >> i spent an hour getting to know kevin on a one-on-one intellectual conversation. >> she is ruining the experience for me. >> you think you are the first one to say that to mimi?
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say to me? >> how long do you work out? >> two hours a day every day. >> can you describe how you worked out? >> sweating. >> was baby oil involved. you have to use baby oil. >> if you use baby boil the weights will slip out and that is dangerous. >> and then you break both of their legs so they never leave. >> and then more baby oil. >> that's a beautiful thing. they are telling me to wrap up. movies out on dvd? >> "storm rider." good family movie. >> and it is with christie swanson. >> the original buffy the vampire. >> good movie. >> we did. it survived another one. >> we are cutting you out of this.
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your eye. watch us tonight at 8:00. delicious. hello, everyone. she likes to punch kittens. it's dana. it's 5:00 somewhere. litany of lefties are smacking the obama care website around like a playground tether ball. you've got pelosi, even obama took a swing. which makes you wonder, when did he know that his creation sucks? >> do you know when he first knew that there was a problem? >> well, i think it became clear fairly early on the first couple of days -- >> but not before that, though? not before october 1st? >> yeah, well, look. this isn't about g

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