york city and it is "the five." kick back and put your feet up and be ready to be informed, because we have a jam packed hour of power full debate and mother of all web failures kathleen sebelius and you like that? >> the hour of power? >> yes. >> that threw me off. >> okay. listen, y'all, i don't work for you sh you, and russell brand showing off the komi chops.

and liberal academia is advising not to wear the offensive costumes like cowboys or indians or white trash, and here first is the sound bite from the health and human services secretary kathleen sebelius. >> the majority of the people who are calling for me to resign are the people i do not work for and do not want the program to work in the first place. >> and your thoughts on this, k.g.? >> well, she should go into hiding or something, because she is a national embarrassment and e when when i see her, i chagrin. she should say i'm sorry to the american people, and sorry, mr. president, and ban ish me to the place where i will not be seen for five year, because this could not have gone worse and there is no excuse for it, and she is actually doesn't seem to care. >> and doesn't seem to care. >> and do all of the democrats not realize they work for the

american taxpayer? is. >> that is not what the lady said by the way. >> what did she say? >> she said that the people who want to fire her, and she is talk ing about a lot of the insincere concern coming from the right wing, all of the sudden for obama care and suddenly so concerned that it worked properly and, geez, i wonder where that is coming from? >> we pay her. sgh a >> and you know me, i'm a cynic. >> and what is she referring to, i don't work for them, but for whom? >> the man who put her in the job, appointed her as cabinet s secretary. >> who pays her? >> that is right. >> and the american people. >> and let me say that she works at the pleasure of the president of the united states. >> well, the pleasure has left the room. >> how outraged are you at kathleen sebelius right now, k.g.? >> 11. we heard how proficient and efficient they were, and they put out a website that is a disaster and forget about the rising costs and the premiums

and the decreasing care, and forget that, because they put out a website that does not work where people cannot get on there and figure out the options, and people are losing insurance by the day, and she should 100% be fired immediately. somebody needs to take accountability, and if barack obama is not going the take accountability, and who do we point to, in order the say, this is your problem, and you fix this. >> greg, anywhere else in the private sector, she would have been fired almost four weeks into h, ththis, and they can't t straight. >> yes. she would have been fired. she could not run a lemonade stand and who knows what she would have used instead of lemonade. the creepy thing about sebelius is the glassy-eyed look at government she possesses, and it is the same of valerie jarrett and nap si pelosi who have this stare when they talk about the government, and they are obama

stepford wives and automated and for the greater good even if everybody else rolls over on the utopian dream if it never happens. >> i want to stay on this, because she -- they blew the rollout. they bungled it. >> no question about it. >> they should have fixed it and tested it and said they didn't have time to test it, but this is important. this is an important function, and it is important for us to point out they can't handle a $3 trillion piece of the economy and it failed. >> you are right. in terms of the symbolism, it is a killer and bad news. remember, they have to get people enrolled and what is this going to do symbolically? it plays to the argument that these guys can't handle it and government can't do anything, and how do they handle the information if i give it to them, and woe is me, and people will give up. if that is the case, it could have a terrible impact, but let me finish this point. >> juan, it is the reality and

nobody is playing anything, it is the facts across the board and nobody can log on and we can't pay for it, and come on. not one good thing about it. that is the problem. >> and kimberly guilfoyle is chicken little and the sky is falling. >> thanks to sebelius. >> and to what? a technological failure for a moment, and three weeks in a six-month roll out. >> but, juan, we don't know -- >> okay. >> we don't know how many people can sign up, because they can't, and how many people will walk away and the fines -- >> and the increase of the premiums. >> and also, talk about the symbolism, and the foreshadowing. >> i love that word. you know what it is, it is obama care that is that it is not, and juan, you will have to agree with me, it is in the long run the foreshadowing of what will happen. obama care has a potential to be the reverse robinhood, and robbing from all of us and

taking from the young poor student who makes less money, and giving it to the older person who has more ailments, and it is a financial model that punishes people who voted for obama in droves, which i find hilarious. >> and you are enjoying it? >> well, what i am saying is that the website in and of itself is a catastrophe, but the economic model is apocalyptic, because it e canncannot happen. >> well, dr. gutfeld, are you mocking the word foreshadowing? >> yes, i am. >> and we are on a serious topic, okay. ok okay. >> and can i say something, and this is for real and this is how sad this is, the domino's website ordering a pizza online is far superior, and you can track the pizza, and order two medium-sized pizzas -- >> what are you doing? >> for $20, you can track the pizza and it will get to your

door. >> where? >> it will not crash. >> and on the radio, shawn hannity at the recommendation of the president called the obama care hotline and the operator who talked to him was honest and transparent, and that cost her, her job, and she was fired the next day. she appeared on hannity and explained. >> i was escorted to human resources, hr, and it was four of us, including myself and two others in the office, and they locked the doors and waited for me to be on the speakerphone with one of the head ladies and then they got in contact with her, and i could barely understand what she was saying, but i did hear her say that we can't have that type of stuff at the job, and that we have to release you, and that is when i put my badge on the desk. >> so she is fired, but kathleen is hired, and it is backwards day in the obama administration? >> absolutely, and if you said

that she said and did nothing wrong, but she was giving the honest assessment of a website that is completely broken and website that people calling in were frustrated and what did she do wrong? the message is that if you disagree with the obama administration, you will lose your job, but if you fight to uphold it, even if it is wrong, it is a keeper. >> may i ask you something, and that is no company, including the federal government says that you are authorized to start talking to the media without authorization. >> i don't think that she knew though. >> because when you lie and cover up the administration's failures, then you get a promoe promotion. this poor hardworking woman told the truth and punished and fired. >> one positive thing here, now that she is fired, she is eligible for food stamps and insurance otherwise known as the obama spa package. >> and for a college student,

and you know they didn't often have health insurance. >> yes, and they are generally healthy or some catastrophic accident snowboarding or hitting their head and obama care has nothing to do with the catastrophic health care, but it is paying for something that they essentially don't need. obama is the thomas edinson of socialism in inventing new ways to transfer the wealth, and in this case, it is moving health redistribution and that is moving health for people like me older to people who don't e need it. >> and can we point out that shawn hannity has a, offer ed t help earlimne and set up a website that people can go to. >> and people called into the radio show and a lot of offers for jobs for her, for financial compensation, because she lost her job and making $10/hour. >> and he bought me a panda in the trunk of my car. >> he bought you a panda? >> something you mentioned yesterday is that, a lot of the enrollees in the obama care

health site are not enrolling in obama care, but looking for medicare and medicaid. >> yes. and that is true, and actually medicaid is extremely expeppive and $400 billion and going to be $700 billion and it is going to be the states and the federals paying for it, but at least it helps the poor and it does not force people to get into it. medicaid, and maybe what, maybe the benefits of obama care, and the disaster of obama care is turning medicaid into some bizarre overpriced expensive savior, and the studies on medicaid show it does not help. it does not increase longevity and put it to kcontrol groups, and they don't see the benefits of health. >> what, no benefits of health? you went a step too far. you are telling me that i should not have health care and you don't want health care, is that right? >> well, it is a bizarre fact that there is no evidence to show that medicaid actually improving your longevity. >> let me say that human beings

benefit from health care. >> and yeah, but good health care and competition across the state lines and premiums that make sense that are not punitive and then when you can't get on the website and don't penalize people, and tax them and fine them. that sounds like a sicker country and not a better off count country. >> and the truth is that without young healthy people, this whole thing collapses. if they don't have the younger e people to balance out the older sick people. >> and imagine this, gutfeld goes outside and he finds a panda that is by shawn hannity, and where does he go? well, he goes to the hospital, and if he doesn't have insurance, juan gets the bill and juan does not want to pay for greg. >> well, a 29-year-old who is going to end up paying for the panda accident. >> well, the 29-year-old is going to say, i won't pay and take the fine and the whole system will collapse.

>> oh, wishful, wishful. >> no, juan, i'm not wishful, but we have been talking about this for the better part of three years that this is going to happen and no one saw that it was going to be the health failure and we have the choice of the price and the economics. >> and they pushed it through for the partisan reasons, before it was ready to go, and ha is the policy. >> and we have to go and do you guys want it to work? >> well, it cannot work. >> it is bad policy and it cannot work. >> it is impossible and not feasible to work. >> kimberly, the bigger issue is that people knew it e was a problem, and it is a scandal and who is taking care of the panda? >> and where did sean get the panda? there is a scandal. >> on that note. next, kay e ti pty perry's boy

russell brand wants to start a revolution. and check out our page on the f fnc.com/the five. [ male announcer ] marie callender's knows you may not have time to roll out a perfectly flaky crust that's made from scratch. or mix vegetables with all white meat chicken and homemade gravy. but marie callender's does. just sit down and savor. marie callender's. it's time to savor.

♪ >> all right. russell brand unhinged and in an interview with "britain news night" the actor/comedian asked for a social revolution and massive redistribution of wealth, and here is the $15 million funny man in his on words. >> i think t heavy massive redistribution of wealth, and heavy taxes on the corporations and responsibility for any of the companies that are exploiting the environment, and they should be the constants of profit should be reduced and david cam reron says it is not dirty word, but i say it is. why would anyone vote for it --

>> then give us yo money. if he is so gaiagainst the prof i get it, he is an excel lull or prides himself on being, and greg, you have a bizarre man crush on him, if you would like to talk about that. >> and i lived in london and i found him highly entertain, but he is afflicted by studentites and he has the intellectual capacity of a student and not in a good way, because she is not capable of learning, but capable of sitting in a coffee shop and pontificating about issues that have destroyed hundreds of millions of lives without thinking about it, because to him, he is a 17-year-old who comes home from college for christmas and thinks that he is smarter than his dad, but he is advocating a totalitarian system that has killed hundreds of millions of people, and i want to point out that after 9/11, the halloween after 9/11, he came dressed at a mtv party as bin laden and he is a hypocrite

and he used to be funny, and now he se an ass. >> and now he does not have katy perry, and so now he is a nobody. >> and now russell brand is begging for the social egalitarian system where the corporation corporations are taxed massively and look no further, my, man, the wizard behind the curtain and valerie jarrett are doing that right here in america. denis mcdonough, the chief of staff, and there you go, the new chief of staff. >> are you joking? >> well, let's -- >> america? >> massive redistribution of wealth, check, and the massive taxes for corporations, check. and profit is a filthy word, check. >> let me say -- >> well, this guy is a comedian, and he is like a lot of -- >> well, i take what greg said seriously and that he is juvenile and going off. he is coming out of his mouth, but he e nis not a great thinke but i will say this, how can you call america a socialist state,

and i think that america corporations -- >> we are headed that way. >> wait a minute, and wait a minute, it is the word of the day, for sure. >> and i'm having fun with this, because women find him attractive and that is what we are talking about in the commercial break. >> he has not bathed in ten years, kimberly, and his life has skaby skabyes. >> and you don't believe in peace. >> we are exploiting people all over the world and legitimate problems of the people are not being addressed by the political people, and the occupy movement made a difference if only in the introduced to the popular public lexicon the idea of the 99% versus the 1%, and people for the first time in one generation are aware of massive corporation exploitation, and this is not nonsense and these subjects are

not being addressed. >> and he is a student who took the first class. and one more point, because i am gabling, and the g.q. man of the year award -- >> you stalk him? you know what he is wearing. >> well, i did this story last night and he linked hugo boss to the naji tie vzi ties, and he ir the coercion, and the consequences of putting your thumb down on the man. he believes, and believes in enforcing socialism from above. >> but he does not put the thumb down in the voting booth, because russell does not vote. >> and he does not sound like a student, but a college student, and they live in the ivory tower and removed. what is interesting is that he is talking to the young people, and that is the audience. young people want to grow up and keep the hard-earned cash and go to graduate school and then pursue a job and then hand the money over the someone else, so a lot of the young people are

going to be looking at this and saying, what are you talking about? i want to make money and a nice house and a car. >> and people want the upward mobility, and the opportunity to succeed, and when you have a increasing class society divide and we know it here in america, and you to ask, well, russell is daft, but it is not that he is out of touch with the reality. >> and how do you know that? >> well, how do you take from one and give to another. >> how do you move up the income ladder as you speak and russell brand suggests it is government. to give more and more handouts. t. >> i don't think they heard that. >> he said that profit is filthy, and redistribution is -- >> and overexcess. with when you get into the greed, a nd tnd that is a probl >> that is profit. >> and he was talking about the energy and the oil companies that make trillions and pay no taxes. >> and what about the film industry? >> and the oil companies employ people, and i hate the nullification of big company, because people work for them and that is like vilifying the wealthy, because they hire people like me. you can't --

>> it is about greed. people put all of the profits in the cayman islands if they are good americans. >> that is what you say, but not what he said. he said that profit is a filthy word >> that is hypocrisy, because that guy is rich. >> yes. >> and so he said that where there is profit, there is deficit. he is misguided in the belief that the pie, the financial pie is finite, and so if you make $100, i will lose $100 and he has no idea that the point behind the free market capitalism is that you build wealth so that you and i can both make $100, but he is a socialist and for them the pie is finite. >> and can't get enough. >> and a little bit more of russell e on the voting. and doesn't he? >> it is not that i'm not voting out of apathy, but i am not voting out of absolute indifference and weariness and the exhaustion of the lies and the treasury and the deceit and the lies of the political class.

>> he is so exhausted and i'm so exhausted and frustrated that i can't vote. what is wrong with this guy? i can't take i. >> he is a little bit off, wouldn't you say? >> completely, but he is influencing the young people, and he doesn't want to get up in the morning to vote. >> and when he talks about the exploiting people, don't you think that there is something there? >> well, so vote. opinions -- >> and back it up. >> and that is asinine, and that is pure stupidity. >> and he should give all of his money away. if he feels that strongly, and give it all away to charity, and you know, make it practice to come to the u.s. and pay the tax taxes. we will take the money, right, craig? is. >> well, like i say, i find him entertaining, but the -- you have to always look at the hypocrisy of the peaceful progressive pacifist, because at the end of the belief is always force, because you never realize this utopian world, so that you

have to force people into it, and what he is advocating is the same thing that everybody in mao's or stalin's regime e that caused the deaths of hundreds of millions of people, and he is advocating that, but he doesn't know it. >> and he only went to the first day of class like he said. >> and he just bought howard zen or howard chomsky. >> and the widest margin between the upper and the lower is socialist government. and income is at the widest point in socialism and communism. >> and however nutty, he is touching some things. >> who is the excess, the government? >> i don't want the people super rich living on top of the mountain while people are down below in america -- >> then create the opportunity for everybody, an instead e -- instead of taking from one and giving to another. >> i am thinking that comedians may be making way too much.

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they said specifically to no cowboys or oversexualizing a culture and there went my costume, because i just spent four weeks crocheting some sexy hot pants, but i guess we are back to the goblins, and this is all part of what i call the cower power, and the schools are caring about the sensitivities of the groups, when they are terrified of the victim hoods, and victim hoods are the thuggish cry babies who perceive it as hurtful as something as dumb as dressing up. this is like a bullying mob. they are not offended by the costumes, but it feels good to have a impact especially when you are a zero and now they are the intolerant skull, and they relike dean of "animal house" and this halloween, i want to go as chris mathews and i'm not going to go to the bathroom for six days so that by halloween, i

will be full of crap. >> starting another fight. >> and i can talk about the crocheted eskimo hot pants. >> and kimberly, aren't they covering the tracks saying that you can't be a cowboy, because they don't want you to be a indian or geisha, but they want you not to be a criminal or cowboy, because they want to be seen as equal opportunity controller. >> they are the killer e s of f. and i was looking for the halloween festival, and in all caps it says absolutely no costumes allowed and so now it is not something that is offensive, but the whole idea is that we are supposed to have a festival or a halloween, but it is no halloween in it, so you bring some treats and talk about the good old days, but when you are 5 or 6 or 7, and you have never been able to do that at school, it is a little bit disturbing. >> you should have your son dress up as me, because we are the same height. >> and yeah, he is taller when i

comb his hair a certain way. >> and yes, isn't it more activism than actual offense? >> activism? >> well, yelling and picketing and getting angry. >> well, to me, they have to have something to be ainngry abt and this is foreshadow, because they don't have an actual offense, and the only time i heard of it is that there were frat boys dressing up as pimps and hookers and the people thought that it was a little bit over the line with the black stuff and caricaturing black people, and rich white people and making fun of the poor black people, and it is incentive, but it is not something to put out a warning about and maybe that is the way i feel. >> and students can be idiots and that is why you are are in college to be an idiot. i was an id yolt for almost four years and no memory of it whatsoever. >> and just four years. >> oh, all right. >> and now, this segment is over. >> eric, isn't halloween now an

excuse for men to get women into sexy costumes, and isn't that what it is about? >> well, perhaps. here's the thing, i love halloween and people are like, you are christian and it is a pagan holiday and it is so much fun, and they are taking the fun out of it, but how can you dress up as a -- they said don't dress up as white trash and what does that mean? >> well, people were dressing up as duck kdynasty and somebody gt in trouble and characterized as white trash and as body would say, a red neck. >> well -- >> what is your thought on this jedi ya? >> well, the list would get longer and longer of the things that you could not do. no face paint and nothing religious, and no nun or priest, and now it is to the point where parents say, this is halloween and give my kids a break, and the p.c. world is starting to get a little bit out of control

in all levels. >> i dress up as a priest, but not halloween. >> i am going as you so, i am going the offend everybody. >> well, your knees will hurt, because you have to get down on them. >> i will crouch down on them. >> and somebody stole kimmer belily's outfit tonight and she wants it back. can you guess who dressed up as the bride of sponge bob? >> how attractive. twins. i didn't see them cing. i need a new investment pn. i need to rethink the core of my portfolio. ishares core etfs are low-cost funds. so you can keep more of what you earn. get started with the new ishares core builder. design a personalized plan that can help you achieve your investment goals. ishares by blackrock. call 1-800-ishares for a prospectus, which includes investment objectives, risks, charges and expenses. read and consider it carefully before investing. risk includes possible loss of principal.

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so my dog and i we're going to go find it. it's out there somewhere spreading the good word about idaho potatoes and raising money for meals on wheels. but we'd really like our truck back, so if you see it, let us know, would you? thanks. what?

before caylee anthony, before natalie holloway and before the shand ra levi case, there was jonbenet ramsey case. the young girl was found murdered in her colorado home. her parents fell under great suspicion, but they always

denied they e killed their daughter. >> i did not kill my daughter, jonbenet. >> let me sassure you that we dd not kill jonbenet. we together will not rest until we find out if this person is still living, we will find them, and if this person is deceased, we are going to know that, because i'm not going to rest until that happens, and nor is he. >> 17 years later the case remains unsolved but a previously sealed indictment against jonbenet's parents has been released. kimberly, what can you tell us about the indictment? >> well, it is one thing that the grand jury is supposed to be seek e ret acret and sealed and out that there was a effort to indict them for the crime and accessory to the crime, and what is more powerful is that the district attorney decided not the proceed with charges against the parents, because they felt they could not win the case.

so all of the evidence and the information and 30,000 pieces of evidence that the grand jury had presented in front of them to consider at arriving at their decision is going to remain sealed. so we are sort of left with more questions than answers at this point, and she would have been 23 years old today. >> thank you for the update. and now on to another story making headlines today, the attorney general of maryland has a lot of explaining to do after a photo surfaced on hill on the internet surrounded by a slew of teenaged drinkers, and it was taken at a party over the sum r summer. >> what he could have done is to investigate if there was drinking going on, and then taken action on that and for that i probably should have done th that. in hindsight, certainly. >> and democrat douglas gansler now admits that he made a mistake by not investigating if the partyier were underaged. >> oh, yeah. okay.

there was nothing on the sound bite. okay. >> that was not your fault. >> okay. eric, i have to ask you, because you are are a father and if you had walked into the place and there were kids on the tables and plastic cups out, and how would you have handled this situation? >> well -- stop, stop, stop. >> and start out with it. >> and college aged kids, right? alleged beers in cups, but i definitely would not have called the cops. i would not have done it, but i i'm not the maryland attorney general, top cop and running for the governor, and those are the reasons why you would make a different decision not as a father, but the guy who wants to be the governor of the state, and he has proven incapable of the job. >> now, juan, he says it is a mistake and he should not have done it and something that the voters say, it is water under the bridge and not hold him responsible or a bad judgment call? >> well, bad judgment.

i am admiring eric, because he told you the truth. most of the adults when they walk in and college kids out of control and drinking, and most people are not going to call the cops, but technically, yes, underaged drinking and something is wrong here, and gansler in the fact that he is in the picture of the midst of the chaos which is out of control party, and he is just looking around, and the problem is that it adds to the image of gansler, because he wants to be the governor of the state of maryland and says that the party took place in delaware and legally, he e hhad no responsibility. >> and what happens as a responsible adult, because when you cross the state line, and you are no longer responsible adult, and when they have the red plastic cup, a solo cup, it is a flag. >> i fill you up. let's have a party. >> and they are shirtless and like, wau! and feeling themselves, and come

o on. >> there a video of them taking pictures of themselves. >> what is the problem is that the son was there and he claims he was not drinking, and he is having oval teen, and he has done the psas against the underaged drinking, and it highlights the rules that i am going to tell you that your kid cannot drink, but mine can. and is there such a thing as off duty. i don't go to a party and demand that people talk politics, but maybe i do. >> well, the cops are on duty even if they are off duty, and he is the top cop in the state. >> well, that is true. >> all right. >> whatever. >> i told him not to start drinking before the show. >> he has lost it. >> and now, have you called out sick from work without really being ill, and maybe sick with a hangover perhaps? coming up, we will read you some of the most outrageous and ridiculous sick day excuses that folks are giving their bosses

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lay, it is friday. do you feel like playing hooky or not going to work? well, everybody has felt like that and nearly one-third has done it. career builders have compiled a list of the most ridiculous and bogus sick day excuses, and here are a few. my false teeth flew out the window while driving. how about this -- my favorite football team lost on sunday and i needed monday to recover. i bit my tongue and i just couldn't talk. and i couldn't decide what to wear. >> that is for real. >> that is for real? >> yes. i mean, if you can't decide what to wear, it can be a problem. >> why don't you put on something and go to work. >> well, you can, but the yif ye trying to figure out an awesome wardrobe and you call wardrobe. >> that is buffalo bill from the "silence of the lambs."

>> terrible. have you called in sick when it was bogus? >> i don't call in sick, ever. >> ever? >> ever. >> and that is an interesting point, because there are people who call in sick who shouldn't, and there are people who should call in sick and don't, because they come in to infect everybody, and then the entire floor has some neuro virus. >> and that is not me, but bob, and you have explosive things coming out of every or ra fis, and the thing to do is to use the camera phone and have a stock of the dented in cars and the broken windows and the apartment got broken into, and you have the broken window or the door, and you have the picture or the minor fender bender, and waiting for the tow truck. >> and now, you are a straight and honest person -- >> yes, that is true. >> so you would not lie, but maybe one day you woke up in

your life and you thought, you know, i don't feel like dealing with the fools today, so what do you do? >> well, it was not today. it wasn't today. >> me either. >> and now, if i'm actually sick, i call out sick, but if not, i go the work and hustle like everybody else. >> and eric, what about a mental health day? >> you are talking to the wrong guy. like kimberly, i don't take any time out. >> and because he is e m-- men l mentally ill if he is not on four shows. he will get the shakes. >> and did anybody check the excuses? >> no, bob's daughter has a soccer game and not bob. >> and bob has a okay soccer game. >> and dana is somewhere? >> well, i am nervous, and i this is a no joke, but i had perfect attendance in law school and i got the standing ovation, and i never e want to miss, and i would cry if i have to stay home, and i'm fine, really.

and what about the residents they make work 72 straight hours and fall down dead. they should call in sick. >> well, the mentality of the i don't show up, i will lose my job infects everybody who tries really hard has that voice in their head that like if i just stay home, i will be replace and the employers love that attitude and they feed it into you. i got sick and had to be, when had the appendicitis and it is the only time, and i was on percocet for seven days and the best week of my life. >> and can i tell you the story that there was a guy at ta baseball game who didn't call in sick in advance and decided to go to the baseball game anyway and he got fire and he held up the sign and said, i got fired to come to this baseball game and i swear to god, in high school, i took the opening day of the cubs' opening day and i went right to the ball game and foul ball and somebody takes a picture and i'm caught dead in

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my goodness. it's time for one more thing. >> commercials are the best. >> so this is a little bit of sad news here, because they have a child. orlando bloom and model and actress miranda kerr have separated. so they are going to do the try and do the best they can to co-parent and i think that's the best thing to do when they split. >> how will america handle this news, kimberly? >> maybe she will come back on your show. >> ashley owens rode her horse

to the department of motor vehicles to get her license reinstated after a paperwork mix-up. she couldn't drive, so she thought what can i do, let me get on my horse. the story how it impacted me, now i want a pony. one of you, greg, should buy we one. >> you know what she said to the employee? >> what? >> hay. >> good thing it's the end of the show, you are running out of steam. tomorrow 11:30 in the morning, last week we told you the privacy issue in obama care, and an important thing, you have to stick around tomorrow morning at 11:30, and we are libertarian, and wall to wall capitalist. there you go. >> tonight o'reilly, it's okay. tomorrow you got "redeye" add

11:00 p.m., and we have a guest, lou dobbs. you might know him. and jet -- >> oh, thank you. >> she is giving you her friday night. >> thank you. >> one is really hot, and the other one is jedidia. >> you are up? >> look at the picture and help me. who is this? >> i think they answered it for everybody by putting the caption on it. >> well, great producer. >> what is that on her head? >> it looks like -- >> it's called a bad hair day. >> what is it? looks like a tris -- >> looks like a mcnugget. >> she had a tattoo of her panda

on her leg. >> a panda again. they keep coming up. >> it's a unicorn. >> again, a great thing. >> well, that's it. thank you for watching. have a great weekend. "special report" up next. >> no panda. the cabinet secretary response for the obama care rollout disaster, back tracks on the comment that she only works for some of the american people, but will she soon be working somewhere else? this is "special report." good evening. i am bret baier. president obama's point person on the health care exchanges is drawing fire tonight. she issues a statement today acknowledging she does in fact work for all the american people. something she disputed 24 hours earlier.