thank you, sir. >> thank you, thank you. thanks for being with us, see you tomorrow night right here at our new time 7 p.m. eastern. o'reilly factor up next. go to welcome to "red eye." tonight, scandal, murder and sexual perversion. >> tonight on "red eye." are beauty pageants a front for hot, young women obsessed with satanic cults ? and are poll tegses thinking of turning over control to a new breed of super dolphin? >> i think we are positioned for a rebirth of american leadership. >> and finally, have magicians figured out a way to control the minds of american teenagers? we will unlock the secret. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guest. i am here with ms. new york, usa. she can waive, what a skill. >> is it above the pearls and

below the crown? >> it is tv's ante levey and he is -- andy levy and he is uncomfortable and bill schulz. and penn jaw let. you -- pen gillette. it is one of the few movies i will see. >> above the pearls and below the crown. above the pearls, below the crown. >> your book "every day is an atheist holiday" which is perfect for christmas is available in paperback. >> yeah! >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> i had the time of my life and i owe it all to you, greg. >> that's nice. they got yelly at kelly. police commissioner ray kelly was canceled after a bunch of [bleep] refused to let him speak. he was supposed to talk about pro active policing, but they gathered outside to shut it

down. as kelly was introduced students in the hall got pissy. i want to give uh warning that you can't understand what the students are screeching, but you can smell them through the tv screen. >> a half later the lecture was canceled and they said the conduct of disruptive members of the audience uh fronts the civil democratic society to the you have the's core values of dialogue in the free exchange of views. several protesters later explained they were just simply trying to accomplish something.

>> i do that really well. >> you do. >> disturbingly well. >> i have to talk to you. >> are you talking to me? >> you are a firm believer in free expressions. >> i am. >> why do i want to hit these people? nothing makes me violent except students who don't let other people speak. it drives me crazy. >> you know, it doesn't -- i don't have that viceral reaction. we live in an age where that is not the only place you can hear him speak. i think i would be outraged if this was happening a hundred years ago because i wouldn't be dressed properly. but now his point of view does get across other places. so what you are talking about is just an event of the chess board. there is not actually -- his

speech isn't being shutdown. they just want to get a news story that says these people didn't want to hear him. i think that is kind of okay. >> i disagree with you strongly. >> well shut up. that's my p oi nt. >> well, you know what my ideal world we, joanne? one of these students end up being in some kind of danger and police officers not helping them. that's an awful thing for me to think, but i want that to happen. >> wouldn't it be better if they were in danger and the police officers did help them? >> yes, but that's makes me a jerk. >> oh, i see. because that would be the greatest thing to say i know we disagree, but now i am saving your life. >> that's right. but i am a petty person. what are your thoughts on this amazing story? >> when i first saw the video footage it looked like a flash mob was getting together so kelly was like, great, entertainment. but then it was poorly

orchestrated. if you are gonna do a big protest like, this you need to have a run through, a dress rehearsal as we say in the biz. >> that's short for? business, oh. >> i forgot. i get what they are doing, but i don't think it it went off too well. >> it doesn't help their cause so maybe i should be happy. >> that's the cynical way to look at it. >> i am a cynical jerk. >> they wanted to say we do not agree with the stop and frisk. we don't agree with that. we want that to be known. they made a statement that is played around saying there are people in new york city that do not agree with this policy. that's all that happens. i don't think well how it affects their cause really matters. it is just a vote. you know, when you write to your congress person and make a statement it doesn't matter what the letter says. it just goes into that pile. this pile goes into we don't tbre with that. i think it is fine and

successful. i am sticking up for dirty hippies. >> good point. they are trying to suppress free speech on a campus where you are supposed to be able to say anything. >> but they are not. that's the jive that goes over it. you can hear what he has to say anywhere. we are living in the 21st century. we have all of this information and yes. when it was late 19th century and people were speaking and somebody shot them down there was a chance you would never hear that. now every single person who wants to know what was shouted down there can hear the other point of view clearly. the nwt effect is no shortage of freedom of speech at all. >> really? andy, what do you agree with? should the lecture have stopped? >> no, i do not agree with my deer -- my dear friend penn. here is what should have been said. they all should have been dragged out of the room by

security. the university wouldn't do that because it looks bad. a group of thugs get what they want which looks worse than dragging them out. the worse part was there was a planned q and a for after kelly's lecture that was lengthened. they lengthened it and they were going give extra time for people to challenge kelly and ask questions. they don't care because they are not interested in a dialogue or debate. they want to shoot people down and feel good about themselves. >> there is a really good chance you are right and i am wrong. >> you didn't say that to me. >> because he said it sooch better. >> he also used an obscenity. that is never right. >> we young kids like that. >> we swear to get the demo. >> andy likes the young kids. >> between 14 and 18. >> for the purposes of this broadcast, 18. >> and only for chores, bill. >> i am not going to jail for you guys. >> for the purposes of this broadcast in pennsylvania, 4 teen.

14. >> the great thing, bill, the protesters and the university issued a joint statement saying regardless of what happened at the speech they were in 100% agreement you should be repeatedly thrown from a window from a low roof. your bones break slowly one by one until you die in hideous agony. >> not in front of penn. one night, just one night we take a break when he is here. >> those questions are getting way too long even for me. >> the port thing the audience had catharsism. i am not condoning the behavior of the audience. but the dude went to brown. if it was at a police man's ball, it was shocking. going there and then complaining about how they reacted it like going to the olive garden and saying there are way too many bread sticks here. i don't like how many bread sticks are there. >> you go to a university -- >> any you have the.

-- any university. >> are you lowering expectations. the expectations shouldn't be that low. they should be higher at a university when people want to come in and present a point of view and especially when the students are given a chance to present a point of view. i don't agree with stop and frisk. we talked about it. i think the way the nypd doing is is not good. they invited him to speak though and let him speak. >> are you talking about how it should be. i am talking about how it is. can i do that again? i want to do it with more sass. i'm talking about how it is! >> a fellow my size likes that many bread sticks. >> i love the olive garden. i am in no way besmirching the olive garden. >> bill doesn't eat the bread sticks. >> either way they are consumed. >> they are consumed and then removed. are we done with this? >> i still like the bread sticks. you think you can knock me off

bread sticks and you cannot do it. >> oh then i have a surprise for you at the commercial break. >> i regret making that joke. there was a bug this their hug. russian operatives handed out goodie bags at the g-20 summit that contained bug usb drives and phone chargers. according to the italian media they had it there. the swag raised a red flag and it engage etd -- engaged tech experts who said it was used to download info and send it to moscow. putin denies the allegations and yet you ask where is the llama? >> did you get spit on? are you okay? >> i have like thousands of those videos. it is amazing. i have a bit of a fetish with llama spit. joanne, shouldn't we know better than to accept the gift bags from russians?

>> yes, yes definitely. halloween is around the corner and you always inspect your candy before you eat it. parents have to check for razor blades and other terrible things in there. shame on you for not thinking. of course if you are in a relationship with someone and you don't trust them you are going to go through their text messages. you are just going to. >> i like the way she thinks. isn't spying just a part of everyday life as an adult in this world? >> what i like about it is this is something i could have thought of. it is the first thing i heard i would have thought of and i would have caught myself too. i would have gone, wait a minute, boris and natasha, do you need this to plug into your computer? let's check it. there has never been another thing that has come up where i can think about it. finally international spying has come down to my level of intelligence.

>> it is a spying that falls under it can't hurt lo try. all you need is one country. >> the new york post referred to the russians as crafty as doing it. there is nothing crafty about it. this is what they should be doing. if you want to be clever one of the other things was a diary. what if the paper were specially treated so that anything the delegates wrote in their diary was instantly transmitted to moscow. that would be clever. >> why don't you use my -- use mine? that would be great. >> out of how many countries 20 fell for it and russia is like like -- they are going through their can -- candy. they are going i can't believe how stupid these people were. >> they should have been dead with the razor blades in the apple. they deserve what they are getting. >> they are lucky it was not radio active plutonium. >> when i go to the country music awards and they give me

the swag bag i know who is at the country music awards and i check it carefully. that's the country music awards. if you are there with the russians i would be more careful. >> especially larry gat lynn. >> it is a great idea. i am thinking about giving gifts to people that in order to watch them -- say i give joanne a beautiful alarm -- "red eye" alarm clock. >> are you sure you want to talk about this? >> you can use four alarm clocks. >> where are you going? >> it is to wake you up in the morning. >> remember, bill, when you gave that special organic conditioner to brian ky lmied and you demanded he put it in the shower specifically just to show him where to put it. >> i think it was organic. it depends on what i ate that day. >> i forget where i am going with this. >> i am sticking with the bread stick theme. if you have a gt back from the russians given their

reputation since, i don't know, russia existed? >> from you a moose and a squirrel. >> and that squirrel happens to have the gift of flight -- i think you know where i am going with this because i don't remember the question. >> if a woman is really tall and the other russian is little you don't take gifts. >> what are we talking about? >> i don't know. i was almost going to bring up the movie version with robert dinero. >> please don't. >> robert, what happened to you? >> that was the end. this was robert dinero's career and then "the adventures of rocky and bull wink kill." >> no, frankenstein. >> who directed that? >> kenneth brannow and he cast himself in a lot of shirtless scenes. >> that was for us. british guy. >> what is british for i have a personal trainer, man. >> what was his -- the one where he couldn't read the romantic comedy? >> "awakening."

>> no. you are thinking of -- >> the romantic comedy. >> "english"? >> no. >> "brew swril." "scent of a woman." >> "jaws." >> he he couldn't read and he was keeping a secret. there was meryl streep. it was a romantic comedy. >> "regarding henry." >> we are sitting here yelling. >> are you going say "analyze this" or forget about it. did they go astray by dropping gay? hallmark is getting crap for selling this christmas or gnaw manet -- ornament shaped like a tiny sweater. it has lyrics to "deck the halls" but dawn we now our gay apparel has been changed to fun. >> fun we now our gay apparel. >> not like that. >> it is dawn we now our gay

fun. that's what it is. >> after complaints mainly by me, the company was forced to issue a statement. it was, when the lyrics to "deck the halls" were translated from gay lick to english in the 18 -- gaelic, the word gay meant fess five or merry which today has multiple meanings. it means it can leave it open to interpretation. speaking of festive and merry. >> those turtles are enormous. >> is it a tortoise or a turtle? >> that was a tortoise, i believe. >> how do you know? >> i am from vegas and we have desert i have red ear sliders in my pond. >> have you ever taken their shell off? >> no, but. nephew -- >> have you ever tortured the

turtle? >> my nephew watches the show and he was a hunter man and fisherman and he likes to catch the turtles and makes soup. he says they come in their own little bowel. >> you come in your own little bowl. >> wow. joanne, don't they have a point that if you have dawn our gay apparel in 2013 that ornament means something else to most people, correct? >> yes. >> it went from gaelic to gay. >> i am not easily offended by that. i don't think anyone would take that in the wrong way. i understand that translations differ but it is english. i know it is gaelic, but it is english. >> can you say funlic please. >> i am more offended by ugly sweaters than gay apparel. >> i don't think it is about offense. they thought it was a gay

gay-centric ornament. >> i don't think they thought that. i just think they are right in the sense that the word gay means something different now than it meant back then. the fla fairly well-known song lyric so people won't go oh wonder what that means. it is a lyric to the song. >> i think one show you guys should just read through these stories and finish them and go well that's right. and then go that is correct. >> do like 60 stories. >> that's right. well done. smart and prudent. boy, there is someone who is cleverer than us. wonderful, refreshing. this one i would like to associate myself with the remarks from the gentleman from hallmark. including the gaelic or funlick. joy does language win or lose in this round?

>> language always wins because, wait for. it how else would we cory spopped with one another. correspond with one another. thank you, language. secondly -- >> there is no need for secondly. >> christmas is already gay. christmas is the gayest holiday in the history of gay. everything from the or gnawments to the -- ornaments to the sweaters and the caroling. >> ♪ outside the snow is falling sthoat. ♪ ♪ our friends are calling yoo-hoo. ♪. >> i don't think butch when i think yoo-hoo. >> a story that will only interest people named steve. i don't know why. first, a woman plans to send overweight children on halloween. dana perino wants to be elected.

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unsteady? according to a new survey, my favorite kind, college students think they are prepared for employment. college kids consider themselves very or completely prepared. only 39% of employers agree. that's a difference of numbers. as the website inside higher ed, that sounds perverted, employers disagreed on how prepared new graduates were. in a lot of areas communication, organization and prioritizing work and the importance of open mouth kissing your instructor you know who else is not ready for the real world?

>> see this is why they can't drive either. they can't drive. they can't invent stuff. dogs can't do anything. they can't write letters, bill. they can barely hold a pen. joanne, who is to blame for this? the schools, the students or you? >> i hope it is me. >> i think it is you. >> that would be fun. i don't know. i graduated with a degree in theater. that means i was prepared to be unemployed for most of my life. they just need a reality check. the study is odd because it didn't say how to make them more prepared or how to help them out and have them see reality. our studies aren't proving very good. >> why is it students if you put anything in there people think they are more qualified than the people hiring them. people think their house is

worth more than the person buying it and they think their shotgun is better than the person buying it. this is a study the word student put in there means nothing. you can see 50-year-old guys going into -- in to do rocket mechanic work think they are more qualified than the person hiring them. they are less prepared than the person hiring them thinks they should be. the study is studying people's self-image which is always too high, especially mine. >> there is one exception to this rule. nobody here at this table think we were qualified to do this show. >> i think would you have me in there too. >> i am highly qualified. >> or just high. if people were turning it on right now they would think you were the host. >> they would assume she was the hostage. >> don't slump.

>> andy, you do a lot of work with college students. maybe a little too much. how do you explain the gap and what they think versus reality. is it what penn said? >> it is charity work i do with the college. the tutoring of the cheerleaders. >> they need help. >> they do. >> they need a leg up. >> i agree with you, but i don't think it is a big deal that only 39% of employers think the students are ready for their job. the point of the job is how to do your job. it is not a shock they are not prepared. bill is a writer. he never had an entry level job. he thinks it is okay coming to an office wearing flip-flops with nude pictures of actresses. he doesn't know any better. he was never taught. >> he literally stinks up our office and eat corn chips. i am not even lying.

>> oh and you watching the new "thor" trailer five times in one sitting is more professional. >> are you talking to greg? >> it takes that long, bill. it takes that long. >> as you get older, bill, you will learn these things. >> but it is "thor" that's embarrassing. >> it is thor when it is over. >> you really have to work on that impediment. >> experience is not as important as enthusiasm, that's what i say. >> and i agree. >> when you are hiring -- with sex? >> with everything. if you don't have -- if you are looking for people -- >> no. brain surgery. >> with sex entry level is great. >> but brain surgery i don't care at all about enthusiasm.

i want a guy who is blase about drilling into my head. >> and you are speaking from experience. >> when i had my head drilled into, the guy i had drill into my head was not going woohoo! he was careful. he was careful. i think that's important. maybe more phos things, but -- maybe for most things, but everything but drilling into my head. >> car sales men enthusiastic and brain surgeons, you are right. but that's 1% of all professions, correct? >> no. >> really? >> it is much lower. >> .001%. >> brain surgeons, yes. not 1 out of every 100 people is a brain surgeon. >> that would be stupid. i don't even know where you get these ideas. >> i have my 99 brains under control. my 99 are doing fine. >> we have to take a break. he did have brain sucialg rewith local anesthesia. that's crazy.

>> i am craze yes, sir than a [bleep -- case yes, sir than a] bleep house rat. >> look at that trash. where did it come from and where did it go? thanks, moon. >> you with welcome, greg. >> why is chris brown going to rehab? a fair and balanced discussion of this a-hole next.

does ruling at work turn

you into a jerk? a new study says power makes people mean. researchers in canada, which has three a's claim a default brain mechanism may cause us to lose empathy when we rise up the ladder. one of them explains, quote, i am already board. and somebody who is promoting you may see a reduced processing of people, not knowing names of staff and being powerful may cause you to blot over the details. let's discuss. >> lightning rooooooouuuunnnndd. lightning round. >> you are a powerful man. >> yes. >> one of the nicer people i know. >> that is a kind thing to say. >> yes. dowdy fie this result? >> i i -- do you defy this result? >> i don't know. those prison studies they did are very compelling. when you put people in positions of power they seem to do bad things.

i think maybe talking about everyone in their regular job simply not knowing the names of people below them is not that appalling. we know -- there was an experiment. >> he says right and doesn't know what you are talking about. >> they were to electrically shock people. >> and there were the prison experiments after that. >> are you the only one who doesn't know it. >> shut up. >> you are fired. >> when you see the films of that, they are pretty appalling, and it is pretty compelling that you wouldn't be different from that. when they put you in guard uniforms and others in prison uniforms people do really bad things. >> just uniforms in general. they feel good. >> they look hot. >> anytime you are in a uniform your attitude changes. >> except for the hot dog on a stick uniform. you don't have a lot of power

in that. >> you are humiliated. the whole idea to acquire power is to be mean the little people so it makes sense. >> i disagree with this. as miss new york usa my beauty and power grow every day. i find i am more humble every day too. they did talk about mirroring others' feelings and that's a part of empathy and as we grow in power that changes. i love looking in mirrors. i think it worked. >> you were like that before you got power. >> yeah. wait, no. what? >> don't confuse this powerful person. >> i am frightened of her. andy, don't powerful people have to be mean to avoid getting walked all over by their lazy employees? i am talking my relationship with you. >> yes, absolutely sir. i do think probably this is true , but there is also i

think getting power lets people be the a-hole they always were, but couldn't show. i once worked with a guy who was an absolute a hole. there is no way you could convince me he was an a-hole before he got into a position of power. there is no way he could have changed that much. >> the worst person i ever met which was on the set of my -- miami vice, i talked to a friend of mine who was a director and who knew this person when they were very, very young. they said please don't think it is the fame or the power or the drugs at 17 years old. he was just as bad. >> don johnson. >> no. i would like to associate myself with the remarks. >> i heard the same things about edward james ulmost. >> if you had skin like that you would be. sorry i am bringing facts into the equation.

pardon me for having eye -- eyeballs. it didn't stop me i liked the pastels. >> who was it? >> i am not going to tell you. there were districters and producers. >> don johnson was a big star. >> he was a big star. there was a director involved and there were producers involved. >> jon hammer? it was jon hammer. >> his music was so soothing though. who else was on it? >> philip michael thomas. anyone with three names, yes, i am talking to you, neil pats trick harris -- neil pat -- patrick harris. >> he is nph now. fresh off a new assault charge chris brown is headed to rehab. he spent the night in jail after being arrested in dc. the artist behind "auto tune crap" is eke checking into a

rehappen facility to deal with anger management issues. his rep released a statement saying blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, healthier vantage point. an insider tells e! news he keeps self-medicating with weed and alcohol and it gets him in trouble. joanne, as somebody who self-medicates with weed and alcohol do you feel sympathy for chris brown? >> the struggle is real. this is a move by his publicist or manager definitely. >> how dare you? >> for anyone who is struggling and has substance abuse issues and you are seeking help, i am proud of you. that's wonderful. things are not looking up for him. >> my thing is, is there such thing as anger management? >> i don't know. i just don't know! use your words.

we did a show on anger management. quarterback there is such a thing as that. is everything that says it is that, that? no. i'm sure people can learn to handle their feelings, but i don't know if they are getting help from a clinic that all themselves that. >> i know a few people who were forced into the anger management thing. >> edward james ulmost. >> they found it foolish. >> anything that forces you to have to talk about things are strangers as you pay them lots of money, i don't know, andy. you would know more about that than mimi. know more about that than me. >> i know you are joking, but if you are sincere i wish him

the best. have you ever in your life know somebody to smoke weed and then get violent? >> but these days it is pretty strong. >> i am i am not buying it. >> as somebody who is always a victim i have been hit more by people who are drunk than people -- >> absolutely. most people are too lazy when they are high to hit you. that's why pot is so great. >> that's what i am saying. >> the modern pot is almost huh loose gnaw general nick -- huh louse hallunicogenic. >> can we please remember who is watching this. these kids out there, weed is not great. it is amazing. you know those problems you have? two hits. >> that is not true. >> chris brown's problem will be violating probation. he is on probation for beating the crap out of rihanna. i'm sure the district attorney

is looking at what he did in dc. if he dhe could go to jail. >> he won't. >> fingers crossed. >> he is going to wish he got hit in jail. we have to take a break. >> i meant chris brown. his name. >> joy of hate "and also again penn's book the holiday guide -- every day is an atheist holiday. >> and go to fund anything.com. i am making a movie. >> we will see you in the second half of this one.

she is the force behind obamacare.

on wednesday health and human services secretary kathleen s sabelius triumphantly appeared before a house committee to accept congratulations for the launch of president obama's health care law which is fantastic. henry waxman kicked it off. >> the affordable care act is working. it has been improving the health security of millions of americans for the past three years. the success of the affordable care act is due to the efforts of many people, but one individual more than any other is responsible for all of the good that has been accomplished and that is our witness today, secretary. >> thank you, secretary sabelius. >> thank you. >> thank you for being here. >> thank you. >> thank you, madam secretary. >> that was great. >> that was great. wax -- waxman is quite possibly the sexiest

politician i have ever seen. i though, exactly. you are waiting for him. you are waiting for his marriage to end. he is something a child would draw. >> he was great in "babe." >> oh. i have a feeling none of us have any strong opinions about what happened today, but did you watch any of the hearings? you didn't. >> no! >> i didn't think so. >> the summary i read was shorter than what you read. >> i know, i know. >> i learned more just now. >> do you think she should resign? >> i don't know. this whole idea heads gonna roll and people are in trouble, i never believe that. i always fire the wrong person. >> the fact of the matter is you set something up and sometimes it doesn't work. you can't fire the people who are really to blame because they are the only ones who have the coding in their heads. you can't bring somebody in new and teachers and them. you have to fight your way through it. the fact it is done by the

government and it is harder to fire people does dode badly for the government controlling more stuff. focusing on this is insane and firing somebody who has nothing to do with it is stupid. >> the bigger story is about government intrusion and not about a flaw in a website. flaws in a website fill up tv shows. don't i know it? >> flaws in the website, two bits. it has a nice rhythm. >> pretend to be interested in this as if you care. >> i was too busy to look at myself in a mirror. i think we are focusing on the wrong thing. how is it working? are people signing up? are they having these issues that are in fact there? she accepted responsibility so that responsibility might mean you need to step down and have someone come in for damage control. i don't know.

>> that won't help. >> what if that someone else is clive owen? >> who is clive owen? >> he is an attractive actor. >> i am all for that. >> a lot of people's studies should have been bond. >> anybody who could have been bond can fix this. >> thank you. >> i would have gone with the pierce brosnin myself. >> you just exposed your ignorance right there. >> not too old? >> no. >> you don't even know who he is. >> i do. >> pierce brosnan who? >> bond. >> you fell right into that one. >> do you have an opinion? >> not at all. >> force one. >> they are lying to us every day about this and they will keep lying to us every day about this and apparently we don't care. >> 95% of the population has no idea this is going on. that's my feeling. >> our biggest problem is apathy, but i don't know what apathy means. >> good for you. >> politifact said they raided

obama's statement that if you like your plan you can keep it. half true. that statement cannot logically be half true. it can only be true or false. if he says you like your plan and you can keep your plan, well that is 100% true or 100% false. >> or half false. is the glass half full or half empty? >> or half of a whole. >> you can't have a half a hole. >> you can't have one. >> we have to go. the last story is coming up next.

e block. last story. that's the last story. >> we are going to do a story, but we are not sure if it is true. we want to ask about your movie. >> i am making a movie called the director's cut where i play the bad guy. i want to be a really bad guy. the movie's premise is somebody steals a movie by being one of the crowd funders that goes on the set and steals all of the dreefs and then -- drives and then recuts the movie and kidnaps the actor and makes them do the scene and cuts it in. because the movie is about

crowd funding we are crowd funding it. go to fund anything.com you can see a lot of people that are close friends of mine, not you, who came on to help me do this. i have glen beck and lawrence o'donnell to work together to call me [bleep]. it was a wonderful thing. >> aren't you afraid somebody who is crowd funding this movie will come on the set and do a whole meta thing? >> we are already doing a meta thing. if it goes another level of meta that would be great. >> are you tired of meta? >> no. >> i am getting tired of meta. >> you just don't like to say the word. >> you can't spell team without meta. >> i was going to do something for this movie, but i was moving at the time, penn. i didn't have internet. >> you didn't have any ideas either,. >> no. >> you knew you were up

against neil patrick harris and glen beck and david copperfield. >> what about your book? >> my book is called "every day is an atheist holiday" and it is. i will be doing book readings all over. it is doing very well. it is out in paperback now. check it out. there is a picture. penn jaw let "every day is an atheist holiday" about the fun of being an atheist. you are, but you are not willing to admit it. >> i am an atheist in the daytime and something else at night. i am a sexy firefighter is what i am. >> rent boy. >> exactly. what is a rent boy? is it fun? i don't want to condemn it just yet. book is out everywhere. >> everywhere, buy it. >> are you doing any signings? >> i am at mark twain's house on halloween night. they decided to get a real author in there. >> does he know? >> let's get a real author

like penn jaw let. and then i am doing my hometown on friday night and saturday night in toronto. sunday in minneapolis and monday in chicago and then i will do down to do my buddy glen beck on tuesday in dallas. >> one more thing. this movie "tim's vermier" about the painter and how he was using a camera obscure. >> you can't use a camera obscure. my friend found a way to paibt it in his warehouse in texas. we have a film about that called tim's vermier and it is doing well. >> i predict oscar. it will get best documentary, right? >> yeah. >> i think so. it sounds like a great movie. i have been trying to look for it. >> i will make sure you see it. >> fantastic. we have to go. that was a fun show.

i swear i will do it. no i will not swear to god for you. thanks to joanne, bill, tv's andy levy and penn jaw -- penn gillette. see you next time.

congress wrapping up a big day on capitol hill today. in the hot seat, a woman some are calling the most hated woman in america, kathleen sebelius grilled on the hill today. her testimony was distracted and at times arrogant. to some she seemed tee didn't want to be there but it was this that caught our attention. remember, when you take the stand in congress, you raise your right hand and swear to tell the truth. >> the website has never crashed. it is functional but at a very slow speed and very low reliability and has continued to function. >> that caught the attention of texas congressman pete olson who drilled holes through that claim just moments later. listen.