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spillbore. and andy levy next to her. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. back backstreet's back, right, greg? >> why is that so funny? >> it is a great backstreet boy quote from an amazing song. >> i suppose there have some things to be found foam -- humorous in everything. they put the toil in toilet, but now they are about to be canned. bathroom uh tenants are about to be let go thanks to the business editor who released a column about how much he hates them at a restaurant. by the way, i went thereafter i got married. should i really give him a tip for providing a service i hate and i don't want and it takes exactly five seconds.

should i support what is extortion by guilt? so the owner decided to get rid of his attendants. as his assistant told "red eye." they will be given another job in the company. sure they will, keith, sure they will. let's go live to "red eye"'s restaurant critic. >> guys, that was a raccoon eight tbraips. that was not -- raccoon eating grapes. that was not a critic. this is obviously another job killing example in obama's america. it is probably indirectly related to the obama-fication of our country. >> taking away flushes, no flush toilets.

>> should we be happy these people have jobs? what do you call them? toilet attendants? or angry we have to tip for something. >> they were talking about something five seconds he doesn't enjoy, going to the bathroom? >> getting towels? >> i am not sure. >> just answer one question. don't take this to the dumper. >> i am trying to save it and raise it up a little bit. >> we just started. i am halfway ready to start over again. >> now i have to go to the bathroom. >> i hate when plutocrates and wall street banker types like your presence offends me so please be gone. balthazar's owner going along with that. this as often is the case when i am in the bathroom and bill is in there. it leaves me with a bad taste. >> there are someplaces where in a women's bathroom there

are bathroom uh tenants, right? >> yes. >> how do you feel about that? is it unnecessary and because it is unnecessary the job shouldn't exist? >> it is completely unnecessary. i can't think of a job we needless. can you? somebody standing in the bathroom. >> people who talk on tv. >> besides that. >> you need -- >> don't need you to happened me a can of somebody else's hairspray. i don't bring money in the bathroom and i will go to my purse and take out money and go back to the bathroom when i don't have to go to give them money. >> the problem is i do bring money, but i have to keep unrolling it. you a little drug humor. in my craze yes, sir days i didn't like the bathroom attendants and sometimes you went in there thought to go to the bathroom, but to do other things and the guy would stand outside while you are pretending to go to the bathroom when you are doing something with an illegal

substance and then you feel they will judge you. >> you are paying for their silence. >> you don't have to pour your drink into the toilet to make a noise. >> you are good. >> you know all of the tricks. >> i read that in a book. >> andy, you do love bathroom attendants, but for different reasons. you want this to go away and these people fired. >> he is a jerk if you take out the kind of. that doesn't mean he is wrong. bathroom attendants are creepy. it is a creepy job. the worst part is when you are in the club as i often am and you put the bottle service on your black amex as i usually do, you don't have any cash to tip them. then you realize i have a couple of hundies for crash transactions and then you have to go all the way to the bar to break it and it is annoying, greg. >> i can see how that is hard on you. bill you are so poor that the

bathroom uh uh attendants tip you to leave the bathroom. >> the only one who likes them are kids. i remember when we did our griswold trip to new york and we went to gallagher's and that was the first time i had seen one. i was fascinated. i annoyed my parents. >> usually it was your uncle in the bathroom? >> don't make fun of my poor uncle who may or may not have a drinking problem. >> during the dinner i would go back and back to get a mint and then he could do my hands and then i learned they don't have a bathroom attendant. >> the little round thing in the your nationals are not mints. >> well he fed them to me anyway. >> in a way you feel guilty and it is employment guilt going into the bathroom. >> it is a touch of class. >> yes.

but the big story, this is not an everyday annoyance for him. it happens once a week and he gets a guy canned because it bugged him. it was once every two weeks. he said i don't like seeing that. he wrote about it after seeing it once. >> he was complaining how tough it was to get into balthazar. >> he wrote about it and that's what he does. it is like a blogger writing about it and then doing something about it. because the owner decided to fire him that's not his fault. >> good point. i am getting tired of bloggers who feel like they have got some power because they can write something about like they are on plane. they will start crapping all over a flight attendant. she was rude to me, blah, blah, blah. they do it on twitter and you know what? no one cares. you are making their lives

harder. write a letter to the airline. i am a hipocrite though. i do this. >> we weren't joking about how it makes it hard to do drugs in the bathroom. that's one of the arguments for having bathroom attendants. >> that's probably one of the reasons they got started. >> exactly it is to start your and bill's shaw fan gnaw again toes long ago. >> i own a bar called shaw fan gnaw begans and i don't care what blair you bring. >> that was the name of the bar in super troopers. >> there is a bar named shannigans in texas. now to another story. that angers me. she put the hood in her neighborhood. a virginia mother is defending her reason to put her son in a kkk costumes. it stands for ku klux klan, people at home. she said it is a family tradition to dress at klansmen

and her son saw it on the movie "fried green tomatoes." pull back and show that arm. >> that arm is racial. >> and the klan she says is charity. >> it is supposed to be white with white and black with black and man with woman. that's what the kkk stands for. they raise money every year to donate to the saint judes. >> by the way, the k stands for the could you clucks clan. >> i don't know if that is true. i will be at a baseball game and i will see kkk and it freaks me out. >> dwight gooden with dr. k. >> the kid liked the hood because he thought it was cool. why not a slick hooded ghost costumes. >> i think this is child endangerment.

the kid doesn't know he is not casper the friendly ghost wearing that. when you put him out on the street with people who know what that means you are putting your 7-year-old in danger. when pile are angered -- when people are angered they get mean and nasty. that virginia mother, let's give her all of the bathroom attendant jobs nobody wants. >> it is a compound that they clearly live in and the costumes goes over well. >> you think so? >> i don't know. the neighbors were not happy about it. shame on you for suggesting they were. >> saint jude, pray for me. the kkk that got big in the 20s were anti-catholic. what is going on that they are now giving money to a catholic charity hospital? >> they are trying to be a bigger racist organization.

>> if you let the catholics in -- >> no, that's where you step. you stop. >> here is an interesting thought. what do you dress as on hone? i know you often goes as bill and that mines you cover yourself in feces. >> i don't do that. >> yes you do. could the kkk outfit be construed as a great outfit because it is a monster much like the mummy or dracula or the mummy or dracula mummy. jew. >> it is more like the mummy dracula. the annoying thing here is the kid looks adorable in that costumes. like a baby elephant is adorable. >> you rhino. >> this kid is in a lot of trouble and being raised by an idiot racist homophobic mom.

hopefully when this kid is thinking for himself. >> it always has to be about you. >> well speaking of, bill, you have been beaten up for a lot less do you have any tips for this kid whose future is not going to be pleasant? >> i apologize to the racists watching right now. send letters to andy levy and not me. i did not say that stuff. second of all this kid has to take a little responsibility. the mom did warn him and say to him, you will probably have bad things happen to you if you wear this. >> he is 7. >> that rabble rowser decided to take it anyway. if he will take his licks it will be on his own accord. that mom was looking out for him. she is the hero. >> the kid might become a civil rights activist because kids like a rebel. >> he was in the kkk. >> my mom hated billy gene

king. >> and i look just like her. can't we blame fan knee flag, fried green tomatoes? i didn't realize that story was a story about the kkk. i thought it was about a love dare not speak its name. >> i hated it for the phak that it that -- for the fact that it was a bad movie. did he bait his teammate? the miami dolphins -- they are not real dolphins, they #r men male athletes and some strapping suspended richy incognito -- what a name. he is the one with the bad tattoo on the left. he is suspended for misconduct in the treatment of jonathon martin who left the team a week ago to get help with emotional issues. incognito sent martin texts and voicemails that were threatening and racially charged in nature. in nature? what were they doing in nature?

>> meditate. >> espn said incognito got martin give $15,000 for a trip to las vegas. in a statement the dolphins said, quote -- no. we believe in maintaining culture of respect for one another. let's look at game footage from this weekend. >> good girl. >> how does one end up at a point in your life where you have both a tiny bicycle and a raccoon? i can understand having a tiny bicycle in your garage, or coming across a raccoon, but the fact that you have a tiny bicycle and a raccoon in your life says to me something happened. >> first problem. i am going through the

decision tree like where did i go wrong? talking about richie incognito and he goes out undercover it is biff. i originally was going to say that there was something wrong. clearly there is something wrong with jonathon m-rtin. he has psychological issues. incognito was blameless in this, but it seems like it is a collapse of the same dolphins management that failed to get back to the super bowl. >> i actually got this whole thing wrong. i thought there is no such thing. this guy, incognito is a -- bleep. >> he was a part winner of the good guy award on the team last year. >> because he bullied all of the other people out.

>> he doesn't at all look like the kind of guy who would be like that. >> my theory is it is not about tattoo, but it is about bad tattoo. people with really good tattoo are smart people or in the military. if you want a bad tattoo -- >> what is a bad tattoo? >> look at this. >> a good tattoo is the shamrock i have on. ankle. >> i am not irish, but i like their music. >> sunday morning i i was in the woods of connecticut. he is doing fine. and i was watching the pre game show. after they reported on it i expected them to say something along the lines of we feel bad for jonathon martin. you need to man up. every one agreed that allegedly went on crossed the line from rookie hazing to

straight up bullying and it shouldn't be in a locker room and this is before the racial stuff. if the explayers say this is a no-no. >> i just thought it was minor hazing. he uses ethnic slurs and makes threats to the guy and forcing them to pay for dinner that they are not even eating is the worse. >> and then cough up $15 thews for a trip to vegas. >> that thaps all the time. that happens all the time. he said take the money, but i am as far away from incognito. >> will there be lawsuits galore? i >> i didn't know hazing went on in football. be grown-ups and role models and this is just a bad thing to do for that reason especially in this climate

when kids bully kids and then kids commit suicide. >> it takes nfl players who are abusive and turn them into bathroom uh 10 dnts. maybe ben roth lis -- ben roethlisberger. >> warriors bond by how they take care of each other. you needle someone you like and toughen them up because you like them. this guy may have liked him of too much. >> do you think it was a billy bud thing? >> yes. that's exactly what i was getting at. >> do you have anything you would like to announce, andrew? >> we have to take a break. coming up, an interview with liamhelmsworth.

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he says it is leaking. stop their peeking. he says he is more hero than zero in a piece called manifesto for truth. he disputes the idea that he has harmed the u.s. and writing that, quote, instead of causing damage laws are being suggested and citizens have to fight against the affairs of essential importance for the public. those who speak the truth are not committing a crime.

oh shut up traitor. fair and balanced, people. snowden is as helpful as this tow truck. >> here we go, here we go. >> you have to be kidding me. >> metaphor rickly obama is the tow truck and the car is our -- >> snowden is a piece of filth who spent his life in prison. >> are you all wet, gutfeld. other than the junior high level mustache, edward snowden is everybody's hero. he is everybody's all-american. i am glad he did what he did and i am glad we know what he

helped understand. >> how you can you say that? >> he helped us realize -- even beyond the paranoia fantasies that the libertarians have because we are so smart and good looking. >> and pathological. >> it is worse than that. thank god for edward snowden. >> that was a veiled description of you. >> thank god i was right about all of these things. >> what has been hurt by -- >> i'm trying to get to the point. >> if this this thing ended with his observations on stuff people knew, the domestic cataloging of e-mails. it is the leagues on foreign spying. it is not against our constitution -- >> nobody is saying it is. >> why is he leaking it? >> we have a series of

pathological relationships with our allies. it is good to know that a and good to do a reset on that. >> let's not spy anymore. >> we can spy or just do it better and when your happened gets caught in the cookie jar don't act high and mighty. >> can we have some afterwards? >> i am glad you agree with me and not nick on this. he kind of sets himself up as a hero. shouldn't he say others say that and not him? >> i don't think he is a hero, but i am glad he exposed what he exposed. the government should say, listen, we have no privacy. this is what we are doing from now on. do it better. let us keep our privacy and interest fear with the privacy that matters. >> so you are glad he exposed others and not himself?

>> you are going to say he exposed himself, ha, ha. >> are you upset? >> how many copies of your hero snowden's manifesto did you have to print out? >> i like what he wrote much more than the last time. i thought it was better than that. >> he said -- [speaking german]. you can't argue with that. >> you convinced me more than nick gillespie ever could. >> it does sound menacing. >> that actually translates 20* i like bunnies. >> even i can't argue with

that. >> i am clearly world famous. >> it doesn't matter if they love you, hate you, as long as they know you. >> small thing, but it is important it is pronounced -- there is good leaks and bad leaks much like my bladder. the good leak will be how we learned how google was infected foregoing back to who knows when? that's a good leak. merkel and her cell phone would be a bad leak. it is one and another and some of the other. >> i want to know what the good leak from your bladder is. >> no you >> i just want -- can i make one point? what snowden says about the fact he leaked this stuff leading to a discussion of it, he is right. despite the fact that president obama miss spoke as the new york times would say

and he welcomed the debate on this stuff, he didn't welcome a debate. snowden is right when he said his disclosure forced it to happen and it is a good debate. >> you know where i can find two sides of the story? -- >> on that note. coming up, the c block. it is brought to you by cranes. the large machines used for carrying heavy objects from an arm or beam. thanks, crane. >> you're welcome, greg. >> and what did bill learn at the festival? probably nothing. but we learned we didn't miss him at all.

the costumes was vile prompting internet bile. a woman tweeted herself as a boston marathon bombing victim. she called her a disgusting human being and even threatening her life and her family's life. asked one dude named josh have we killed her yet and if we haven't what are we waiting for? you internet vigilantes found her license with her driver's license on it.

here are the pictures. >> oh my god. >> why don't you recreate them? >> lynch said it was wrong and distasteful and i'm sorry to anyone i mate have hurt with this. we must discuss in the -- >> lightning round. lightning round. >> nick, her twitter name was some skanknmi which is in michigan. so she didn't start to the right foot. >> i live part-time in ohio and if you say some skank in michigan it does president even narrow it down -- it doesn't even narrow it down. >> why smear an entire state because of one person? >> it is a horrible state. >> later she told buzz feed i

was not being disrespectful, i was a survivor of a marathon. it is not like i was walking around with a fake leg or my arm torn off. the fact is if she could have done that, she would have. >> that would have been a better costumes. then at least she would have been feeling the pain of the people she is making fun of. i find that offensive. >> she did something really, really stupid. 22-year-olds do stupid things. aren't people making death threats finding an opening to makelet threats like oh my god. they are doing it because they can this. >> they are doing it -- the fact they are doing it is worse than the whole thing. she did something dumb and they said i will kill you and kill your family and i hope you die and that is worse. we can't go beaver her and we want go after them.

let people be dumb and leave it alone. >> it president -- it can't happen because of twitter. people like you who are easily offensive get death threats daily. the fact is we have to stop. can't they just turn off twitter? >> what was the name of your last book? >> "joy of hate." >> what was the question? >> there wasn't one but these people, they don't care by the boston bombing and they were not offended. >> they are beyond outrage. >> this is the new niche, weird, perverted. they are getting off on this and they were threatening her family and they said they wanted to hang her from a tree.

after this blows over they will go to the website and do threats to someone because they canceled "according to jim." they will find a way to do death threats. "according to jim" is a wonderful show. >> is it still on? >> it should be. >> the funny thing is they might move on, but they won't remember this last week. almost all people that are involved in this stuff is like a momentarily -- a momentary spasm. it is like a fight at a soccer match or the end of perfume where everybody has this giant orgie and they don't have a memory of it. they don't remember anything they did to that girl. i don't think she is that torn up about it. >> i think the only thing worse than dressing like a boston marathon bombing was posting a picture of your driver's license on the internet. >> she also loved -- she

posted pictures of her breast. >> that's where the driver's license is between them. that's what it looks like to me. >> i think i speak for everyone on this panel when we were first talking about the story. who was the first to reference a movie about a midevil perfume smeller from france? >> you won the pool. >> thank you. >> terrific book. not a good movie. president obama said, quote, he is really good at killing people. which explains obamacare, am i right? heilman -- uh thors of "double down" game change 2012. at least not living off past glory. they made the passage, quote, it seems the president was

favoring drone program with such lethal results and the death of bin laden. turns sout i am glad at killing people. didn't know that was a strong suit of mine. interesting. >> clearly your hero was bragging about the mass killing of people. it maws make you feel good. if this was a republican president you would love the f out of it and you know it. that was an awesome line. that sounds like something schwarzenegger would say during a job interest screw in a shoot em up. it tons out i am good at killing people and goes ape [bleep]. >> what do you think wore strengths are? >> i have always been lotting -- >> you don't know what lotting means. >> i have been the guy that says i didn't give you this good job at killing terrorists. >> he is upset it got leaked

and it shouldn't be. >> nick, you are a huge fan of the drones. but their second album -- >> nice one! >> i think obama was afraid he was being painted as [bleep] because he won the nobel peace prize. they don't talk about it because they were in the white house cafeteria. and he is like, oh yeah extra role ?o? >> it is disgusting and obama -- i mean who is the last stare eyed obama idealist? turn out the lights. >> hold on a second. you are all -- you are all reading this wrong. turns out i am good at killing people, obama said. didn't foe that would be a strong suit of mine. i president do think he is bragging or making a joke. he is shocked this is how it turns out.

>> the tears of a -- >> no. he is -- no, he is else halsing being a senator did not prepare for him. >> it is not like he said it and then blew the smoke off his guns. if he said i am good 59 killing bad people or terrorists then we wouldn't be complaining. >> the most important point is the only praise worse than game change is double down. >> that is awful. >> on one hand he has done more successful drone attacks attacks and across the border -- >> what do you mean more successful? >> he killed more people, is that collateral damage? >> i know what else he did, he raided more dispense res in california in four years. >> i am against that. it doesn't have anything to did with iraq. or yemen?

>> we are technically not at war with pakistan. >> that does nothing for the 12-year-old pakistani children getting killed. >> we have to go. time to take a break. that was an interesting discussion. when we come back, we will talk about something else. if you haven't pushinged the --

is youtube a shrine to the feline? they hosted the second annual cat video festival wearing fur ball filmers and they competed for the people's choice awards, aka, the golden kitty. special guests are lil-bub and as disabled as he is beloved. the most friendly kid

television show in recorded history orchid friendly. -- or kid friendly. andy levy boycotted the event. so he spent bill schulz instead. here is hoping he has allergies and dies. >> one going up and one going down. we seem to land on common ground. many say that was the first video. he did it with paula abdul and then he did paul do abdul, very, very scandalous. but now look at what cat videos have become. look at what cat videos have become. >> what is the best cat video you have seen? >> the mirror one attacking themselves in the mirror. >> you know what i like about the mirror ones? >> the is discovering who they #r* and you are discovering who you are at the

same time. >> what brought you here? >> well i got an e-mail about it and i was like -- >> oh look at you with the e-mails. >> why does america light cat videos? >> out of all animals those are the most downloaded. >> i tell you i wish my girlfriend was more like a cat and she doesn't like the camera, if you catch my meaning. just kidding i don't have a girlfriend, but if you are interested i like filming sex. what brings you to the film festival? >> a friend's video is being featured? >> what video. >> doing cat stuff. >> can you give us the line with more melody? >> ♪ i'm just a cat and i'm doing cat stuff ♪ ♪ what? ♪ 1234*. >> somebody sign this feline.

why weren't you in the video. >> i have been in other videos. >> what kind? >> i would do impressions of humans but i do impressions of cats. here is the first one. >> it is bill the cat. >> now, mike, for the three people in america that did not see the magic he explains what he does on the video. >> i wish my co-workers saw that of me. >> i would love to taste test that. >> are you aware that one of the famous videos, keyboard cat actually died about 20

years ago. do you want a moment of silence for keyboard cat? >> i am hoping to have one tonight. >> right before they go on stage? joy there is no issue. >> there is help out there if you need it little buck. maybe you are hanging out are the wrong circles. >> all right, okay. i think that was good. >> appreciate it. >> wow, she was happy to take part in that. that went on a lot longer for the video. i was there for five minutes and she did not leave the camera. anything else you learn there? he said it is person in

person. i am the poor man's garfield. anyone? >> >> grumpy cat. >> marmaduke. my early cartoons were racist. >> felix the cat. >> tom from tom and jerry. youtube tom's maid or don't. how about this one, suffering sukotash. >> bugs bunny. >> neil caw view -- cavuto. he has a terrible speech impediment. >> i have more. >> no. you suck. >> coming up, our last story. wow that was a tease.

e block. last story. that's the last story. >> bieber, a brothel, brazil and a bottle. four of my favorite words got together last night when canadian pop star justin bieber was busted while trying to sneak into a hooker hell in brazil. bieber allegedly spent three hours in rio's popular

santoros before leaving with two luscious ladies and continuing the party at his hotel. a brazilian website said he was kicked out after days of parties and doing drugs. and then he he was hit with a bottle on stage which made me happy. >> no! >> that's from america. >> get this. after he was hit he stormed off stage and didn't come back and all of those fans had to sit and wait. it serves them right for being justin bieber fans. >> i'm glad he did that. i don't want him getting hurt anymore. >> what is the expiration date on this punctuation? >> -- on this punk? >> very soon.

who is surprised? he is a male version of -- >> he gave his body to save their souls. >> he was trying to teach them a better life. >> he is the anthony perkins. >> is he 19? wait until he is 21. >> she is right. give everything a 19-year-old wants and he will turn into horrible person. >> three hours in a brothel and then you leave with the girls for more. screw you, bieber and screw you 19-year-olds everywhere. >> i hope you don't mean literally. >> i have a feeling you don't have a strong opinion. >> santoro translated into english is saint jude's hospital for children. >> he was visiting less fortunate children. >> it is not illegal. >> that is interesting.

a brothel should be -- andy, it should be a 4079 -- a hospital for really sick, hot women and you are just going there to visit and there are certain their tees involved. >> bieber's people say he went there by mistake. he thought it was a private members only club. >> and stayed half the day. >> who knows what the truth is. >> katy perry just passed him as the all time twitter queen. it is true though. bieber is on the way down. >> the only thing bigger than his talent is his heart. he was trying to help these ladies. as for the way brazil treated him, i am putting that off the list. i blame you, rio. >> bra swrel is where they decapitated the soccer player. he was lucky to get out there with a bottle. >> are you saying you blame it on rio? >> yes. michael cane is grinning. thank you donna, schulz, andy

levy, that is it for me. i think we will have a fun week. i don't know about you. maybe you won't have a fun week.

hello, everyone >> it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> the obama carolout continues to disappoint at every turn. something we spoke about yesterday. >> there's nothing to say about obama care except the moment the site debuted to the point the american people day by day started learning how obama care was changing their lives and cancelling their coverage and changing it, it has just been a disaster. i have never seen a story quite like this. >> how bad has it gotten?