on this home. look for us at p. hello. everyone. i'm greg greg greg gutfeld filld the rest. it's 5:00 o'clock somewhere. remember way back when you noted failures like solyndra, the media called you racist? apology accepted. remember when you were curious about fast and furious? the media called you racist.me apologmby accepted. remember when you questioned the health care bill at town halls? that hadn't you hated black people. apology accepted. remember the tea parties uniting over small government. they were called bigots. apology accepted. remember your anger that the irs

targeted obama critics. hat that meant you hated a black from the time. remember as you from the timed a over the economy, msnbc called you racist for expecting betterb apology accepted. remember benghazi? just saying that made you racist. accepted. remember when voting for obama once, but not twice, meant you were racist from the start? apology accepted. yes, i'm a forgiving time, for it's time to retire this racialism. the engine that enabled the obamacare disaster. a disaster that in its present state causes much suffering to americans, minorities included. and if you disagree with me, you're racist because why elseh would you defend this abject failure? it's the bigotry of low standards. you just don't expect compensate from a black leader and by smearing helpful critics, your own prejudice slips by.bu you weren't hiding. you had the false armor of political correctness as cover.

but as everyone is finally admitting, the emperor in the white house has no clothes. even obama admits obamacare is disaster. i guess he's racist, too. hopefully this whole thing is ending because race baiting provided a shield that allowed obama to fail because everybody was scared. >> yep. so no one focused on what was in the bill. they were too busy focusing on who is credit criticizing him and are there racial undertones to that criticizing. you said he has no clothes. so you're anti-nudist now. >> that's so true.s i should be encouraging that. although if you look at the people that work for him, i don't want him to be nude. bob, isn't the problem obvious that, if all criticism is deemed racist, then no one willr criticize? >> i don't agree with the premise. i know you're going to pick out -- we've got some sound on tape here about some liberalso who have submitted comments about people being racist. but the lion share, massive

majority of people on the leftse do not believe people are racist 'cause they disagree with barak obama. i don't believe that it gave anybody cover for anything. we seem to make these things up liberal opens hisythi mouth and says the wrong thing. >> i have to o disagree with you because being here for 2 1/2 years, eric, how many stories have we done on this very topic? >> it's usually the michael moore or bill maher who claims if you disagree with barak obama, you clearly don't get it, you must be a racist. must be 'cause he'sra the first black president.us i got to disagree. also a lot of democrats are jumping ship on obama. are theye racist? 39 house members voted in favor of yep helding congressman upton's bill, if you want to keep your insurance, you can. are they racist? >> this is where it's getting confusing already here. we're trying to make the connection with obamacare. michael moore does not represent a vast majority of the

democratic party or liberals. >> oprah says because he's akay, black president, joe wilson yelled out, i know we're playins it, buton they're yelling in my ear where we're going to play my it. let's do it e then because heres the promise, otherwise bob says you're making stuff up. no. the left, a lot ofpl barak obama supporters, his money people in hollywood say if you don't agree with him, it's likely because you're a racist. >> you know what? let's play that. oprah on the bbc. i don't know what the bbc is. i think it's a type of candy. she says the criticism -- >> some of the treatment obama and the challenges he's faced reporting he's he's aneivebecause african-american. >> probably it's crossed my mino more than your mind. there is a level ofyo disrespect for the office that occurs and that occurs in some cases andme maybe even many cases because he's african-american.use

>> dana, you're a huge opraha, fan. do you agree or disagree? >> i disagree with her on this. but i think from a communicatior standpoint, reality is she believes it. and there is a lot of people that believe this. it did not necessarily start with the tea party or anybody that was conservative or republican. remember a in 2008 during the clinton-obama primary in south carolina, the word went out that bill clinton was a racist. a >> yeah. >> the obama people hands off. t we don't know who did it. all but they know exactly who did it. they've been using this as a political wedge for a long timeo how do we get beyond it?i it? really think you need a pern who is -- a leader that can be like a ronald reagan type and bring people together because we're not going to see it in the next three years. >> yeah. and it was the hillary campaign that had pushed the whole -- >> birth certificate issue. that's where it started, on democratic side. that's where you see some of the

worst kinds of racism, but they hide it. if hillary clinton gets elected, are we all antiwoman? will that be the new thing? >> that will be the strategy. >> i have a point on oprah. let me ask. her, i'd love to ak her, if somebody like president obama was work in her company and had done something -- theeti equivalent of obamacare, do wee think for one second she would keep him employed, white, blacka or anything? the beauty of oprah was shewhit didn't play the race card in he career. she created a product that everybody wanted to buy. president obama has created a mess that nobody wants to own,ee including himself. >> but oprah here is talking about specifically joe wilson, the congressman from south carolina who yelled out, you lie. >> cherry picking, bob. like you say. >> yeah. she's picking out one person and making that -- i'm saying this segment is doing.sa but does anybody believe -- i have to say this, i wonderha whether joe wilson where haves, said the i same thing to bill clinton? >> do you remember what he said he lied about? >> yeah, about obamacare.

>> hello? >> bill clinton said the same thing. i just don't believe -- >> plenty ofng republicans said bill clinton lied. that makes them what then? they did it all the time. because bill clinton did lie!>> i don't understand all of a sudden we're racist 'cause we disagree with a democratic president? >> no. you don't stand up in the middle of the house of representatives and call a president and say you lie to a president of the united states. >> honestly, because we believe this and the people on the right believe that obamacare is a major drastic change. violating the constitution, but changed the way we have done business in the country for 237 years. >> what does that have to do with racism? >> it doesn't. it was joe wilson yelling you w lied because president obama was talking about changing the way we -- he completely changed it. he took something that was a product, that was not a fine or a fee or tax and mandated something, mandated the american people buy a product. it's against the constitution.

joe wilson and others were ticked off.lson >> you think that bum should have been allowed to say that om the floor of the house? hou >> no, i don't. although in england, parliament yell at each other.ment >> speaking of which, disrespect means racism, then how can you explain george w. bush, who irai think was the beneficiary of more disrespect than obama ever encountered as president. the vitriol.esid >> the war in iraq hadotio everybody's emotions very raw. the comparison to today is probably not exact. when the speaker of the house and the leader of the senate started calling the president a liar and a loser, that basically broke the dam on civility so isr don't think joe wilson was the first. i think that started with the job. >> let's go to a nut bag, oliver stone. this is what he says the republicans are doing to the united states. >> i don't know whyg these republican white people the practically the mcconnells and

the strange -- they're strange to me.'re it's almost as if we're an apartheid state and they're still fighting for the rights of whites in south after a. like they're scared. i would think they're verye scared that this country is going to be -- >> that's what i was getting at here. they're threateneds by somethi. it may not be that he's doing anything, but they are th threatened by something. >> they're threatened by thet fact that he's black. >> it seems like oliver stone il living in one of his movies from 1975, like he's not seen progress, he hasn't left his house. >> he hadn't left l.a. orver wherever he lives in his bubble. yeah, like we talked about earlier in the week with richard cohen from the "washington post," greg, an example of racism, worst than we've seen on the right, oliver stone, republican white people? but there is no outrage about that. he can label white people as being bad and republicans andel racists and get away with it. president obama was elected with a tremendous amount of goodwilla and the first thing that he did with a democratic congress and the will of the people -- is a

mean, a lot of people were on his side to reform health care.o he got an total pass on that. people questioned that was going to be his first legislative accomplishment? why not the economy? no, he did health care. now, look what we're getting. people went out of their way toe not criticize him, i think, and give him that pass. >> don't you think is a huge you reach here? is oliver stone supposed to represent the democratic party,s the left? come on! we don't pay any attention to this guy. i didn't even know he was still alive! >> something that is being said as ridiculous as he says orston oprah -- it goes on and on. then who the hell represents the left, bob?out >> these are everywhere. every week there is five or six. >> you don't think if we had stuff that people find rightpa wingers we could find a package

like this? >> there are some on both sidesa but more on your side. >> there is a difference when it comes from hollywood. you talked about this in terms of the culture and popular media. when you have someone as big a star as oprah -- when she says it, i think she's being sincere. she really believes that.he's then you have oliver stone who basically -- these are the leaders of most of the ways people get information in the united states. i do think that is different than finding some two-bit congressman in north carolina who might have said something at some point in his career. to me, there is a bigat difference. >> there is no impact on popme culture. that's a good point. "new york times" made thistime comparison to obamacare to hurricane katrina. can i read this very long quote? the disastrous rollout of his health care law not only threatens the res of his agenda, but raises questions about hisqs competence, in the same way that the bush administration botched response to hurricane katrina, undermined any semblance of republican efficiency.

eric, so there is a difference here. president bush did not create katrina. >> right. one of the natural -- one is a natural disasser and one is a self-inflicted mortal wound. >> he's an oil man, so he caused it. >> there were people who said that. >> there is a good connection there. >> i think the end result will be the same. >> i think you're going to see this is going to be a lasting impression on the obama legacy. >> oh, really? >> except katrina excepted one region. >> obviously it's going to be a negative onou him. how you going to reverse something -- >> let's talk about this for a couple more minutes. he'll never reverse this.this this will go with him for the rest of his entire life and when you look back 30 or 40 years from now, remember barak obama? oh, yeah, he's the guy who blew obamacare. >> katrina was one region, though. this is across the country. bob, how do you think hery. overcomes this? >> i don't think he does overcome it in the short-term.

but i'm not ready to say -- again, if you have to live with something, i would much prefer to live with this than the insurance company in the freeinu market trying to decide who is t going to be healthy and who is not. >> there it is. >> talk about pick and choose, they'll pick and choose, wealthy people over poor people tomorrow.ra >> also the middle class didn't fare too well either. the "new york times" has toin bring bush into this. >> they can't help themselves. >> i was theor spokesperson for the commentary in the katrina issue, we all dealt with it, al hands on deck.nd it was horrible, period.and if i'm being charitable to the "new york times," if they'rerr talking about the political aftermath -- and i don't think the two issues are all comparable. but the political aftermath andb the disarray within the white house and how that had to get fixed and it did several months later, that's what i think they're talking about. >> can i also throw this last

thought in here? the right warned about obamacare. t >> right. >> there was no katrina warning whatsoever.no >> actually president bush did tell them to evacuate. t >> right. we must evacuate. but only for a little bit. hours after president obama told you he wants to win back your trust, he vowed to push back against those who don't trust his health care plan. plus, the wait is over. facebook friday. it yeah. that was myfa nickname in high school. anyway, your chance to ask us all sorts of stuff. log on at facebook.com/thefivefnc. that's really easy, you know. we'll answer some of the questions later ow? we'll answer some of the questions later. as a business owner, i'm constantly putting out fires. so i deserve a small business credit card with amazing rewards. with the spark cascard from capital one, i get 2% cash back on ery purchase, every day.

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♪ ♪ yesterday president obama played humble and contrite in a desperate attempt to win back the trust of the american people.er >> problems of the web sitet of prevented too many americans from completing the enrollment process and that's on us. it's legitimate for them to expect me to have to win back

some credibility. that's on me. that's onymous. that's on me.cred it's not on them. it's on us. this one is deserved. it's on us.s >> but just a couple hours later, the real president emerged again with a warning for those who dare not to support obamacare. >> we are not going to gut this law. we will fix what needs to be fixed, but we're going to make the affordable care act work and those who say they are opposede to it and can't offer a solution will push back. >> he's already pushing back after 261 lawmakers in the house, including 39 democrats, voted today on a measure to lete insurance companies sell healthe coverage to anyone, regardless of whether the plans meet thethe president's own standards. the white house said the uptondd bill was designed to undermine obamacare and the president will veto it if it gets to his desk. eric, i can't even follow this.h just a week ago jay carney was

standing at the podium calling these plans substandard. and our friend bob here was saying, oh, these plans were terrible anyway. people shouldn't worry about keeping them now. he wants people to keep them. aren't these plans illegal, too, by the way, by definition? aren't they in violation of his law?ar >> the law that he created by going around congress and then change and now wants to changenw back? i'm not sure where he is. he used the executive pen moreis than i do when i make my notes r here. so he gulps throughan fast and furious, went to vegas -- while benghazi was still burning. within hours after his big fix to obamacare, he's fundraising again, backtracking.si i think it's disingenuous. i really said, if this was ceo obama, the shareholders would carry him out. the american people unfortunately are stuck with this guy. i just hope in 2014 everyone wht is running against a democrat who supported this bill through

law makes everyone realize exactly ha they supported.tl andy take for it. >> this upton bill, it's similar to what the president is saying, right, if you can keep your.t, i the white house is saying, we're going to veto this if this ends up on his desk. harry reid has no intention ofuo taking up these bills in the senate. what does that say when the whiten house -- does it just reask politics when they're$]emk at the house veto it if you try and do it?o >> that happens when you have a split congress either way. you can choose whether to bringr it up or not. i think the fact that harry reid in the senate doesn't intend to do anything about this. actually he might get biggernd push back from some of the red state democrats because as you had zero republicans vote for obamacare, they know they have t political problem and the white

house looked at those 39 and said, we understand you got to 3 do what you got to do in orderny to try to win reelection. to we'll get you go on this one. but the problem is, no one believes that either thene. president's fix nor even really the upton fix in the long run it going to solve anything. pretty much exercise in few illity and -- fuelsity and someone is going to -- futility. someone is going to ruinow thanksgiving. >> i don't see how insurance companies go back to d their old plans. i don't see how people can keep their plans. so what happens then? who gets blamed? the insurers? this is just putting off absolute destruction. >> yeah. the thing is, i wonder if president obama really cares about the consequences of this because in a way, he's like cooper, he pulled off thised amazing heist. he's made history with one of the greatest wealth transfers ever and now that you got all these bodies and all this mess, it doesn't matter because it's historical. the only upside to this is that i really do believe that he's

helped the republican party because the republican party needed a good churn and he helped rebuild the right by inflating the per knishesness of the left.he this created such a convulsionad in america that perhaps you're creating new leaders.nv one point i got out of reason, ken cuccinelli lost, but won the youth vote, which means the time is right to target the youth who have been betrayed by obama'svo wealtht removal machine and then the republicans have to explain why they're better than that. >> bob, democrats running for t the tall grass on this one. but how can they escape a lot os these democrat, the footage of them trying to push for this bill, trying to say this was a good plan, this was a fair deal, now all of a sudden are trying to save people from the plann that they put on and how big of a task is that? >> first of all, these 39, as i look down at 34 of them are in districts that are questionable for democrats. so i can understand where they're playing politics the way

theyle were. w line up onas this one, it's a ve you have to make. is it going to go anywhere? no. you're right. it's split legislatures. but we didn't want the 39 bills from the house because we didn't believe they were going to do anything except be disas truss. that's the prerogative of being the majority. in this case, i don't knowma whether you can accept the facta that it was only 12 months ago that the people of the united states reelected this president. now, whether you like that or not, the fact of the matter is he is here. there is something needs toat gt done and it seems to me juste. once, just once the republicans could lean back and say, you know, you got your health kicked out enough. did you deserve what you got here, mr. president. so let's sit down and see what we can work out, like thewe c democrats did with george bush on his prescription drug -- >> is that in rules for radicals? is there some chapter that i didn't see, you let up on your opposition? >> why should republicans sit't back and say, let's see what wei can work out?

i think republicans should say,s you deal with it. it has your name on it. >> because there are 40 million people who are uninsured in this country! that's why they should do it! >> bob, more people areare uninsured now than before. >> ten years down the road,it d guess how many -- the >> greg says he doesn't think -- i don't think the republican party thinks about getting insurance. >> we're awful people. >> with a we're racist. babies and old people. >> that's true. >> i have to cut everyone off. our facebook free for all is coming up on "the five." that's right. log on i to our page right now. post any questions you have for us. we'll answer a bunch of them ahead. and up next, the muscles from brussels wows the world again with a new sensational split show. the question is, is it real?. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ all right. in today's society, capitalism has become somewhat of a dirty word. a lot of kids are being taught it's a bad thing to profit from success. same thing is true in britainsuc and the prime minister wants to change that. here is david cameron. c >> we need to support, reward and celebrate enterprise. that requires a fundamental change of culture in ourult country, a culture that's on the side of those who work hard, that values typically british entrepreneurial buccaneering spirit and that rewards spirit with the ambition to make things, sell things, and createe

jobs for others up and down the country. i want to make sure it is boosted everywhere.ted promoted in schools, taught in colleges, celebrated in communities. >> bob, he said buccaneering spirit. so don't worry. he doesn't have to put money into the swear jar. greg, that was very -- talking about the benefits. the millennium basically said 1 billion people have been taken out of extreme poverty largely due to capitalist ideas. he's saying he wants to bring capitissistic ideas and teaching back in the schools. good idea? >> yeah. don't accept the principles of your losers, which is what's happening in the united states. we're moving toward countries that we vanquished.eir kids' idea of an economy stops at their dad's wallet. you got to treat capitalism in school like a sport, but it's a sport that any kid can play, a including little guys like me.

you can compete and you can plao stocks. you can have socialism for a dai where you imagine government mandating that everybody has a right to an iphone, but the iphone must have an air bag, so thehe iphone must be the size or a baby's head and weigh 40 pounds. 'cause that's how government works. and then the next day you haveba capitalism for a day, so you can compare. >> your iphone has no baby head. >> exactly. >> eric, we talked that your favorite class that you ever took was your economics class. >> yeah. >> so do you think this is a good idea? >> i think it's a great idea. i think they get socialism ever other day so they at least have one day of capitalism, they get all the social redistributionon that textbooks talks about endlessly. it's refreshing to hear cameron say that. it's refresh to go hear a leader stand up and say we need more capitalism. the truth is, you're right. it brings people out of poverty. it grew this nation into the powerhouse it is. even though president obama wants to push away from it to a

more -- don't laugh. to a socialist europe. >> upper capitalist wall street -- s >> and i'm darn proud of it, bob. let me tell you something, it's about time. it's about time we stand up for the system that works. >> let me mention something to andrea. capital.up living you were working forp your dads business.ss. the people of britain are a generous people. but you need to have aus growina economy ask have money in your picture in order to be generous. maybe that would be a differentt way of looking at this if you were in britain. >> i think cameron is trying to stem the trend of europe.tryi he's got the french very close by. he's got the greeks. he's sees what's happening in these cultures. i think the british are more advanced and i mean that because they hit rock bottom first and the country pivoted towards a david cameron, towards conservatism.

we pivoted towards barak obama and more liberalism. i think it's a great. lesson for kids and the easiest one is the one you had e-mailed to you before, which is you take areat little kid, the little kid getsi an a and you say, the guy that sits next to you got an f, that's called redistribution. that's theto easiest lesson fora kid to learn. >> bob, you had the president oe france, guess what his approvals rating was today?to >> what? >> 15%. >> there you go. >> by comparison, president obama is doing great! >> socialist is dying everywhere. i guess we'll have to meet in au phone booth. i don't agree with the idea that everybody in the whole american education system is teaching socialism and against capitalism. but i would stay with teach them how to make out a check. how to put a budget together. some simple things about how you deal with your money. that, to me, is something instead of turning me into anof atm. that's what my kids are. they come up to me -- >> what was the metaphor for tha

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♪ ♪ facebook friday, we've got a stack of questions in thist se in a moment, but first, before we want to wish our dear friend bob here a happy birthday. we were hiding these h the whole time. >> you were?ding >> yeah. let's get to these. i have a lunch maybe some of these questions. have you seen them?of the questions will have to do with -- all right. first question to bob, kevin asks, number one, what would be

bob's birthday wish if he knew it would comert soon? >> this is a family show, bob. >> i appreciate you asking me that question. ap but i get myself in a whole lot of trouble if i answer it. let me put it this way, it wouli be at night. it would not be alone. and it would be a lot of fun. but yeah. lot >> midnight movie. >> that's right.idni and a good meal and a -- >> bowling! >> bowling, yeah, sure. >> you want to hang out with eric bolling? >> eric bolling is your birthday wish? n moving right along. number two, monica d asks, do you have a hot date for your birthday? if i weren't married, i would love to go on a date with you. i would even pay. >> whoa. >> that would be different. >> yeah. >> actually it's nice of to you say that. i do have a date. monica, right? monica lewinsky. >> or crowley. >> right. i do, but thank you very much for saying that.

right. number three -- happy birthday. >> thank you. >> number three for greg, christian r, greg, do you choos. some of the music that lines up for your breaks? what's your favorite musicr y genre?ks? >> i choose all of the music for my breaks, which is why it's so awesome. >> it's incomprehensible. >> and why everybody here doesn't like it. i like electronic. my favorite band now is boards of canada. the new album i heartlyte recommend. i like a band called fuzz, out o of san francisco. great band. the melvins has a new record out, which is excellent. >> i haven't heard of one of>> those groups. >> boards of canada.otti they're scottish. >> number 4, this is for you, dana. betty h says, did dana ever say a bad word? >> if you only knew ha goes on in the breaks. >> i got a few lined up in the cue. >> she is a trucker mouth. >> nothing like my really good. friend from north carolina. her mom doesn't know she cussesi

>> dana once told me her mother wanted to wash my mouth out with soap of the let me tell you something -- let me tell you something, dana, mama. she's turned into a swear -- >> new york. >> proximity to mr. gutfeld. for eric, cath written sakes how did you meet your wife and whatd advice do you give to your son about women? i won't go to the second part. my wife was at elle macpherson's birthday party.rthd my friend said would you like tr come. up. i'd my wife is across -- >> did you have a mustache? >> i had a goatee. she was across the bar and i was walking by, i was leaving and ad some guy was hitting on her. i deliberately said, you're not going to fall for that line, are you? she said well, maybe not., we ended up, to make a long story short.

>> what a sweet romantic story. >> advice about women to my son? i really don't go there other than, be safe, buddy. just be safe. >> you can't live with them. you can't live without them and you can't shoot them. >> to andrea. >> that's really sweet, bob. >> not our robert b. what's your absolute favorite food? >> asian. >> asian? >> yeah, i like asian food. >> what a traitor to your country! >> oh, i'm sorry. greek food. >> i'm from velveeta. >> you pick up the phone and say this is what i want to orderta. what, would it be? >> chinese food?or t >> or thai food. >> it's amazing. this is for everyone. >> what a boring question. >> what's your number one guilty pleasure? let's go around with this. greg, you got a guilty pleasure? >> mygu guilty pleasure is thati don't have any. in fact, i hate guilty pleasures. i like everything that i do.

iry drink. i do drugs. i sleep in streets. i don't care. >> and you're not guilty about>y any of it. >> did you have a guilty pleasure? >> red wine and on-line shopping. >> great combination. if do you it together, you end up with 27 tooth toothpastes that you thought were travelough size, but they're real size. >> you are nuts. do you it when you do ambien, too, don't you. >> what are you talking about, ambien? >> mine is the walkingin dead. i just love the zombie stuff. it's crazy, i know. bob? i >> high stakes poker game. >> good for you. >> why would you be guilty about it? >> it'sui a little bit 'cause yu could lose a whole lot of money. >> dancing. >> chinese food? >> dancing. >> dancing? >> what's guilty about that? >> dance? why >> no. by myself with or without vodka. sometimes and with my friends downtown when i don't know

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♪ ♪ >> wow. >> wow. ot that's got to hurt. it's got over 10 million views10 on youtube and a volvo spokesperson says it's real.s it you buying that?ng >> i get to go first on that one? >> yeah. >> no. 'cause if he falls right there, he's done. >> exactly. >> on many levels. >> do you think it's, real? >> they're saying it's real. you know what would make that se much better? if they were not playing that song and they were playing ac/dc's "highway to hell." i used to do a split in my in gymnastics days. >> can you do a split? >> not anymore. >> not that way. the other>> way. >> can do you a real split? >> the other way?

>> not lateral. >> you can still do that? >> yeah. >> do you think this guy did this really? >> no, i don't. i don't. no. >> is that all you have to say?k no, i don't. no, i don't. >> it's really boring. and that music is horrendous. if he wat's playing ac/dc, thent would be more believable. >> i agree. >> also, greg, what do youliev think? >> i think number one, he's an inspiration to millions of young men who want to do this. but the real point here is, you got have a plan b in life.to my life is nothing but plan b's. this is a man who did not diversify his life. so when all the option ran out, he's doing splits between trucks. i tell our young people, don'tel just do a tv gig. write, don't just write, do something else. have three things in case one

doesn't work out. >> i go to a lot of truck stops g and make extrao money. i'm called captain lizard. >> i don't know if everyone tries thatd this weekend.eeke >> eric, can you do a split? >> no. >> did you ever come close tono. doing a split? >> i'm not very limber.o >> you really should try it. it's invigorating. >> i don't trust people that limber, frankly. >> i don't either. have you tried do a spliteopl lately? >> you know what? it's the first thing i'm going to do after the show tonight. i'm serious.g i' >> and i'll get the paramedics around if you do. one more thing is up next. ♪ ♪ hi there, welcome to the gallery.

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please do not listen tose d celebrities for health advice. i'm not a celebrity at all, so you canit listen to me 'cause im an expert. i was the editor of men's health. that makes me almost ait doctor. dana? >> so it's bob's birthday today. we have a big annual date ona bi sunday. he's coming over for chili and some taco dip. i just thought it was funny today. my husband had to go to long island where he's taking lessons to learn how to fly. and i asked him if he could stoe by the wal-mart and get someand velveeta cheese to put in the crock pot to make the famous taco dip. he calls me and says, they were out of velveeta? really, that's kind of strange.e then he says, i'll stop by whole foods on the way home. to he didn't realize velveeta isn't real cheese and he wasn't at the location in the store for it. >> it's not real>> it's processt or something like that. >> that's a great story. >> is it better than jean claude

van damme?>> >> no. >> oh, that's not fair. >> well, if you're going to have taco chili, you might want medicated wipes as well. andrea? >> for who? bob?wi >> anybody. >> can we move on from that visual? this is a better visual.is a san francisco teen had his wish come true by the make aue b wish foundation. they transformed the entire city for a young leukemia patient,ung miles scott. he's five years old. he's in remission. but the entire city pitched in, the mayor's office, the san y francisco giants, and theymiss turned the whole city into gothham. they made his dream come true. he even has a bat mobile. they have lambourghinis and ally these other cars. it's so cool. ber what a neat, net thing to do fo. a little boy. >> that's wonderful. >> how far a could you push in make a wish? y i want to be able to kill the villain. i don't think you can do that. it's make a wish, right? >> you have to make the wish

come true. >> exactly. where am i, eric? >> it's me. bob, you have a one more thing, right? >> yes. >> we're going to run out of time.>> i'll forego my time for mr. beckel. do me a favor, watch "cashin' in" tomorrow. >> that's something brand-new,mr you deconstructing obamacare? we put up the fact i had my 49th birthday today on the web page. i want to tell you that there were thousands and thousands of people who left wonderful messages. i appreciate it. i know i drive you crazy and i want to drive you crazy. that's probable will he one of my goals in life. you's conservatives, although you're not all conservatives. thank you veryou much. you've been very kind and ire n appreciate that and appreciat the well wishes and back at you. >> now you have time for young more thing.our >> quickly, we deconstruct obamacare tomorrow. we also highlight who is the worst president in modern american history? is it barak obama? >> oh, wow. oh, i see.i se

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