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album "i get" comes out january second by -- >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. everyone says you look like elvis or ralph maccio. >> they took the side of more than one bride. key parts of utah's polygamy laws are unconstitutional and now the state hillary move the threat of arrest -- will remove the threat of arrest for multi bride families. i added that. the judge said prohibiting cohabitation violated the first amendment right of freedom of religion. cody brown and his four wives who star in the tlc show "sister wives" which is the name of my band filed a lawsuit and now their court vector reis shared by the 39,000 fundamental list mormons who believe monogamy brings glory in heaven.

meanwhile, monogamy is strong among bears. you know, that one bear on the left, thinking about another bear. that's how they keep it fresh. that's how they keep it fresh. sometimes you have to use the organ between your shoulders. >> your anatomy could be different than mine. >> it is, unfortunately. where do you stand on this? >> i can't imagine anyone's life when it comes to marriage including to many women having any direct impact on me unless one of those women i wanted to marry. and this person, this guy has such draw that he is marying all of the women, then where does that leave me or you? >> well that is the big argument.

the argument is if somebody has two wives it is one less wife available to a loser like yourself. me, i wouldn't have this problem. i would be the guy with the many wives taking them from you. eli, if a man can 1r* multiple wives, so what? isn't it better for a wife to have a part of a successful man than 100% of a loser like andy? >> absolutely. it personalizes the issue when you bring in andy. myself having one wife for 10 years i don't know why anybody would want more than one, but to each his own and more power to them. i support them 100%. >> it is harder to accept a full person than part of a person of the maybe it would have been easier to have two wives for five years. >> that's true. if the courts will get involved with the issues that affect tlc reality shows, why not just have a court mandated vasectomy for the dad on "19 kids and counting."

let's just go all the way with this. >> that was a good decision to bring his family into reality television. it always turns out well for the children. remi, the judge cited freedom of religion. can you do anything if it is freedom of religion like marry whoever you want? >> yes, you can marry who you want. no, there are limitations on our constitutional rights to exercise our religious beliefs. you can't have more than one marriage license. that's a given. whether you choose to live with several different people is not of any moment -- it should not be governed by our criminal laws. that's basically what this judge said. if you are a polygamist and you have a marriage license with one wife, but you happen to have three other ladies living in your house and you believe in your religious beliefs that this is going to get you to heaven, the courts are not going to interfere with it. but i have a question. it is unrelated to the law. >> what? >> why don't we have polygamy with men? >> i was just going to ask you that.

>> why can't i go out and have four husbands? >> right here. >> we will be right back. >> i want tlc to show that program. >> you are getting into an extremely dangerous area of political incorrectness. >> i can give a serious answer to that. does it excite you? >> does it involve statistics? >> this doesn't. most polygamist societies in most cases it is a power component to it which is why it ends up even though it is legitimate it is one man and several women. >> you are saying the man has the power? >> in most polygamist societies, yes. >> is that their religious beliefs or tradition? >> what difference does it make? >> he is saying it is the way it is. tough beans. >> get used to it. >> you are talking about a modern woman here. the power is shared in a relationship. >> look at polygamy the way a celebrity lives their lives. say they are making $25 million a year. a woman would rather be with a

guy and share him with five other women than to just date a guy who makes $25,000 a year. >> not this woman. not this woman. >> do you see my point? you don't have that option with women as much as you do with men. >> you are comparing those women sort of like -- i am going out on a ledge and sort of like a prostitute. he has all of this money and she is willing to share it. >> aren't we all prostitutes? >> i disagree. >> i am often paid for by anonymous women for sex. they are seek status. it is kind of prostitutes. >> in an ideal situation it should be balanced. a woman can have as much to offer to multiple husbands that a man can offer multiple wives. >> are you for it organs it? -- or against it? >> what about gay polygamy? >> i said that. what about gay polygamy, volume 3? it is an audio book and not

published. >> gay polygamy actually that is true. what would that be? where would that go? >> the judge never ruled that polygamy is legal. he basically ruled that since utah doesn't prosecute for adultery, then being married to one woman and living and sleeping with multiple women can't be illegal too. it is the same thing. >> before it was, right some. >> utah's polygamy law is stronger than most state's laws. 2012 study in cultures whenner there is polygamy and where men dak more than one wife there #r* more levels of crime. >> in societies where there are more single men it leads to -- within the cultural war it is an exported war. areas with extra men export

their men. they have to send them out to invade places because there are no women to have sex. in 20 years china will invade the united states. >> where are these extra men? that's where i am going. >> china has the ratio 120-100? i don't know i made that stat up. if it was 2-1 you would have known i was lying. santa came early, drunk and surly. it was santa con on saturday. hoards of st. nicks invaded had city for the bar crawl and brawl bringing the opposite of. >> to all who encountered them. in new york thousands took to the street jamming up bars and leaving a path of piss and puke. the santas were a group caught on camera beating the crap out of each other on 17th street and third avenue. that's the best place to get your ass kicked. >> this is a [bleep].

>> oh! that guy got [bleep] dropped. >> oh. >> it is like a scene from "the wanderers". it is a gang of santas wandering the streets. there is definitely somebody in the cab going i can't get out. i can just stay here. the santas will be gone soon. wk, you actually were involved

with santacon a couple years ago? >> yes, but not to this capacity. it is more party friendly. yes, my nightclub, my friends and i have called santos party house. our mascot is a santa and we were fortunate enough to host santacon, big night on a saturday, and just two days ago on saturday i djed at a warehouse party in brooklyn and saw no shannanigans of th they were gleeful with good cheer. no satanic santas. >> i don't want to smear the whole group, but if i don't i don't have a segment. eli, i was there and they were awful. they were lining the streets. i like drinking. i love drenging. but i don't like drunks. are we encouraging people to get drunk rather than enjoy the nectar in a positive way? >> we all know department store santas are raging alcoholics. all i hope is nobody had to

sit on these santas' lapse because they all pissed their pants. and they are all on the naughty list too. >> yes. these people seem like the type you would defend. >> these people? are you a santist? >> look at the camera. >> i think it is a great idea. it is like the st. patrick's day parade and you are either in it or you stay the hell away from it. >> what if you are trapped in it like i was. i was trapped. i am not sure. if you were sitting behind the glass watch and watching people -- >> i was trying to go to a concert and found a restaurant that didn't allow them in. i felt like i was like, ha, ha, ha. it is not a race. >> who will be the martin luther king, junior of the

santas? >> it is like a will ford brimly. he would be the rosa parks. >> these people would be getting drunk whether or not they are dressed up in a santa suit. they are just doing it and these bars, some let people in and some didn't let others in. itit is unfortunate that these people were fighting. >> i think that is on third avenue. my favorite is the guy in the lower right. the guy is not even dressed as santa and he came running in earlier in the video and just a drunk brawl and he immediately went down. >> a couple of these santas could definitely fight. what are they fighting over? >> as long as they are all white who cares what they get up to? >> that's my other point. this is for charity. i am suspicious of pile -- of

people when they are about to do something bad. remember the hell's angels with the stuffed animal? well okay i guess that is okay. i love the hell's angels and you are all great people. i don't want them to kill me. what if they said the knockout game was for charity? you pay $10 to be a santa? >> do you pay at the certain venue? >> you pay $10 to get a red cup. they get 45,000 at toys for tots and they donate the canned foods. you know what is great? everybody donates the canned foods. do you think when the people get the canned foods they are like, oh great, more canned food. nobody wants the canned food. nobody wants your pumpkin stuffing. >> it is a doom's day. you set it aside when you want bad stuff. >> open the garbanzo's. >> it is always the garbanzo's amount of. >> there is always something better to eat than that. >> we used to take the labels off. we don't know why. >> mystery food. >> you had to collect the labels to get extra credit in

school. so the cans had no labels on them. the poor people didn't even know what was in the cans. >> that is an awful prank. >> that was because of my school. it was a contest. >> for the bar code. >> you got as many as you could and it didn't matter. you put them in there. i am for santacon, but not in my neighborhood. they were stoked by a hoax. finals were interrupted when four campus buildings had to be evacuated on monday after the school received an e-mail saying there were explosives inside. they announced the evacuation after 9:00 a.m. and the campus was soon swarming with homeland police. in the end no explosives were found. officials say at this time we know of no threat to campus and activities are returning to normal. for the students it was a hair hair -- harrowing and traumatic ordeal and best

summed up in a tweet shortly after the evacuations were ordered. the following announcement, students erupt in applause. our thoughts and prayers are with them. i believe we have one student helping another to safety. >> wow. >> ever since polygamy -- >> it is dogs running off with cats. it makes me sick to my stomach fnlt ely, you said this is what you get in obama's america. i was shocked when you said that. >> all i can imagine is what if there was a fatal bombing at harvard? who would write the next five seasons of "the simpsons."

>> do you think it was a student? >> of course. >> everybody has thought of this every once in awhile, right? >> absolutely. >> if only we were edward snowden to figure out who september the e-mail? >> he is in russia right now, the coward. what, andy? did that upset you? did i smear your hero? wk, let's say they find out it is a guy who wasn't ready for the final exam or a gal. what kind of punishment should there be? >> you can't threaten people like that. this is one of the situations that reminds me of going to swim meets as a child. piano resigh talls. doctor's appointments where i didn't want to can sell it and i prayed it would be canceled. i didn't want to take the blame. of course there will be a lot of cheerfulness and excitement and there is the feeling that maybe the exam will be harder and who is the student that would have done this. it is bizarre. i never heard of anything like this before.

but it is the result of a focus group medication for perhaps the last hundred years. it should be a team effort. >> that's amazing. it is like psychic. it is like moving the thing on the we -- on the ouija board. let's put the shoe on the other foot. what kind of sentence should this person have? >> seriousness, i represented people in similar situations. one of the first things that put me on television seven years ago was a case just like this. it was not a bomb threat, but it was a smoke bomb that was going to set off purple and pink smoke, but it was discovered before it was set off. it looked like sticks of dynamite. they had to clear out the whole high school and all of these emergency services came in and parents were terrified. it was serious. my client was looking at 5 to 10 years. >> it was a high school kid? >> he was a high school senior

and an adult in the eyes of the law. >> and you two are now happily married? >> no, but he is a successful young man and he has gone on with his life. >> ultimately he got the charges and then two years later he set off a real bomb. >> no, no. >> notal -- not at all. i don't think people want their exams canceled the day of. if my exam was canceled the morning of the test, you have already gone through the hell of preparing for it. >> unless you haven't. >> well, no, you have. if you are at harvard you have. if you canceled my final exam an hour or two before i was ready to take it, i might have set off a real bomb. i would have my own justice with the person who called it in. >> andy, last word to you. you were a horrible, horrible clj student. did you do this? >> my motto in college was fail with honor. actually it is still my honor.

there is no getting around part of of this is andrew wk's part. some kid partied too hard. >> you can study while you party. >> this is on you. >> i take some pride in that. >> my music has paid off in someway. >> this was sent in by an e-mail. all harvard has to do is adjust their spam settings so there are all of the bogus bomb threats. >> why didn't i think of that? >> coming up, a story for you, debbie. but first, why is google interested in the military robot? and can you have sex with dead robots?

they are buying lots of bots. on friday, a day of the week, google confirmed it bought a company that designs robots for the pentagon. that's not the shape. boston dynamic stz maker of metal machines with names like big dog and wild cat and atlas. look at that. wow. anyway, i don't know. >> you are aroused right now. >> there is something about this. this is cheetah -- no, it is not? anyway, cheetah holds the land speed record for fastest robot at 29 meals per hour. looks like two men. >> it does look like two men. >> i love the fact you made -- if you don't know what that is simply google it. you will see guys wearing toilet paper on their heads. that's what they did.

it was around the time of shields and yarnell. boston dynamics is the eighth robotic maker that the web search giant has bought in the last six months. it is leading many to wonder if the company is going to enslave the human race. here is tape of the newest robot designed for the military. >> if only they were that innocent. by the way, yarnel passed away in 2010. rip. google is buying up all of the stuff. if this doesn't terrify you, you must be one of them. >> this doesn't terrify me at all. i tabooing gelled before i came -- i googled before i came here.

do they have any ill plans for that 1234* everything came up nay. rest assured that it is all good. >> in fact, they were enthusiastic about how they were going to help you. >> remi, what do you think google is up to? i think no good. >> of course you could go negative. you would say it is sinister and they are going to try to get rid of the human race and replace it with these robots. i think it is really cool. everything i know about google is it is a great place to work and it is a bunch of interesting, smart people. i think it is a positive company. >> these are two guys carrying something. >> i think it is cool. if you could get your hands on one of these, i don't know a person who wouldn't grab. >> nobody wants a job at google. >> i just bought an overpriced drone at one of those stores. wouldn't you buy one of these? >> clumsy robot. stupid, clumsy, robot. >> this is the biggest question of tonight.

what if robots are taught or programed to party? they won't have hangovers. they could kill us by partying to death. cooperate that be the -- couldn't that be the plan by becoming our best friends and partying all the time? >> you have humbled me here, greg. you have melted my brain with a question and i never are cked the possibility that -- i never considered the possibility and you invented this activity. seeing the way these creatures have moved means they could have partied already. i have to ponder this. >> i still thinks it is two guys carrying something. 24 is the biggest scam ever. somebody is going to say we came up with these life sized robots and they are real people. andy, how does this all end? >> these are the worst movers. in the future there are no states, it is google and amazon and it is robots versus

delivery drones. we will all have to pick a side. >> i think you are right. i think google will be sky net. i really do feel that way. >> the terminator. >> they are using that movie as a blueprint for their business plan. it is like, just think -- when he calls that the reverse principal, look at the end result and how do you get there? they sat down and watched term neater. they were like, why not just be sky net? they say how do we get backwards? how do we work our way backwards from the beginning? that's how the tubes often recorded their music. >> i heard a lot of people -- in is an neck dough tall, but they say google is an amazing company because of these two guys. but when those two guys are gone it will be the most potential for evil in the world. they say those two guys are great. once they are gone all bets are off. >> they will be dead in a year.

>> i am excited in a way. like i said, if there is potential for evil, i am one of those who goes on the evil side. i don't like to be scared. i don't want to be hunted. i want to hunt. it is not like a passionate point of view. >> it is sur vial. >> it is survival and it was fun. if there was zombie apocalypse i would be willing to be a zombie. >> there is 1943 greg with a swastika. >> you know what, that sir is unfair. >> that's what you just said. >> i did not. >> i am talking the apocalypse. >> i am talking about the science fiction. >> coming up, the c block. the c block is sponsored by the stars that suddenly increase greatly in brightness because of a catastrophic explosion thanks, supernova. anytime, greg. ho, ho, ho. >> china solvesly made its

first -- solvesly made its first mission to the moon. somewhere, buzz adlrin.

are you anxiety prone if glued to your phone? a new study reports that college students who spend a lot of time on the internet talking and texting are more anxious and less happy. the researchers at kept state

university, go chapped lips, say their study is the first to link cell phone use to anxiety and happiness. said one of the authors, quote , you need time to be alone with your thoughts. recover from the daily stressors in a way that doesn't involve electronic media. oh shut up. actually, ely, you seem miserable. >> go ogreg. go on, greg. >> no, no, no. actually, they have a point. being on-line removes the amount of time you think about bad stuff that happened. you never think about bad stuff. you just accumulate? >> yes, exactly. >> i am not that deep myself. the more time i spend on-line on my phone i get stressed out, but i am thinking about how many favorites my tweets have gotten. believe me, that's stressful. >> it is especially if it doesn't match your

expectations. >> you are creating artificial rejections. that's interesting, andrew. >> we can't turn back though. >> i remember thinking about this issue a few years ago. not only did i not have a cell phone, but i didn't have a reliable internet connection. and even know traveling if i can't get internet in the hotel it becomes a very serious ordeal . but i will still catch myself and remember that there wasn't a time when i couldn't conceive of the idea of the connection. have we really evolved that qekly? it -- that quickly? it could be evolution and it happened in a 10-year span. we welcomed what we would normally call an addiction to stimulus. if you have alcohol pumping into your house all the time you would be going just as bad. that's why it is happening so quickly. if technology makes people aping gree, perhaps -- makes people angry, perhaps anger

would leave people prone to murder and more clients for you. you must be happy. >> exactly. th is all very good news for me. no, i think this is a very law jet mat study. law jet mat study. i think if you are on facebook and you see all of these people with their perfect families and their perfect jobs and their perfect houses it makes people feel less good about themselves. it is not just about connecting with other people. it is how many twitter followers do you have? remember when you waited to see did somebody call? now you are looking at your phone. it is for validation of themselves from strangers and do i have 500 followers and do i have 5,000 followers? >> everybody is basing themselves on what is out there and it does president -- doesn't have anybody to do

with them. >> how many do you have? >> i am almost at 10,000. >> how much did that cost? >> i got it all on my own. 90% are fake. we know that. >> basically we are turning into you. >> and as a believer, individualists can choose options such as augments of their brain and become more than human. >> i think you ripped me off. >> i think that was a great white snake song. i agree with whatever you said. >> people aren't fun, but social interaction is fun and we have created a solution where you can spoacial lies without actually -- socialize without actually dealing with people. >> it is not socializing. >> it is a version of it. >> it is the same as pornography is for sex.

so much better. >> it is without all of the problems and the effort that is necessary to secure a partner. >> hello, i am interested in a partner. >> i would like -- >> is this greg again? >> will it be a sunny day? >> drop the voice. just use the card on file. they got the spate in last place. the chinese have successfully completed their first moon mission more than 50 years after america did it. state media reports the lunar jade rabbit made a soft landing early sunday morning.

the jade rabbit is on an exploratory mission surveying the moon's geological surface and looking for natural resources. the chinese eventually aim to put an astronaut on the moon and then of a that december cover the internet. remi, you said it was cute. >> i think the name of this -- i think i own one of those. i mean, really, who came up with that name? >> it is a perfect chinese name. >> it is like a chinese restaurant. it would be like the jade garden or something leak that. >> we are constantly worried about the chinese because we owe so much money to their government. if they have only reached the moon, are we okay? >> they will never get a man on the moon. this is an unmanned mission. can you imagine fighting an astronaut the two weeks it takes to get to the moon without smoking a cigarette?

it is not happening. does he smoke a lot? >> yes, that's a cliche. >> i am trying to think -- i smoke. but i am not chinese. >> that's strange. >> but are you also not going to the moon. >> all of these not things happening are making me depressed. andrew, what if they make a claim to the moon, the chinese, and then what do we do? >> this mission gives them some status. i am thinking it could be 100,000 years if an alien civilization encounters the human rase. they will tally up the accomplishments and it won't seem like such a big deal. china went and the u.s. went and russia has been sending up people. in the big picture this counts for almost as much as what we have done. for us it seems pitiful. >> if we use that logic nothing means anything.

>> my appearance on the show tonight doesn't add you will. >> that's my point unless you work backwards and compare yourself to the life of an aunt. >> do you really believe this landing happened? >> we have a rover on freaking mars right now. get out of here with your 1970s science, china. my worry is they are up there and it well beam a neon thing in the air that is an updating display of how much money we owe. it is a huge thing we see all the time. >> that would be clever and i would respect their sense of humor. i would say good one, china. >> you know the first thing the unmanned rover did when it landed on the moon? it got in the passing lane and went down 15 miles an hour slower than the speed limit. >> i am deeply offended.

we have to take a break. when we come back, we will talk about something. my new book "it is not cool" coming out in march. buy is it for the cover. >> who is that handsome guy on the cover? >> my dead brother. pre order at all book retailers. go to my website also g gutfeld.com and buy it.

all right. should "naked gun" get another run? reports said ed helms will report in a comedy remake of "naked gun" and it is the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate live from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome back to the "red eye" debate center. you like it here, don't you? we moved in pretty quick.

i have to read this. he will play the role made by leslie nielsen and the same time who did "reno 911" will be writing it. the original was released 25 years ago and had two sequels and grossed $270 million. to put that in perspective, it is a [bleep] load. now to you, ely. i have an emotional attachment to that movie because i was an adolescent at the time. good idea, bad idea? avacado? >> if it is good -- i mean if it is a good movie it is good. if you will have ed helm play the roles you need chris brown play the role made famous by o.j. simpson. >> i had george zimmerman. he has already killed somebody. he is already ahead of o.j. simpson and he got away with it. he is like o.j. simpson. i am glad you brought up the casting issue, n a drew.

the reason he was so good is he was a straight actor. ed helms is a comedic actor. >> i never would have known that about leslie nielsen until later after i first saw the movie. i saw serious roles he played. and he even explained in interviews he is not a comedian. they can do funny stuff and they don't have that quality. will it be interesting to see this character played? >> it has potential, but it is a fine line. >> if they are going re-do "naked gun" it has to be clive owen. it has to be clive owen. i don't even know if this is a question. >> i am telling you, greg. i would watch clive owen no matter what he was do dramatic acting, dead pan comedy. >> he can do anything. >> he can do no wrong in my

eyes. >> i wondered how long it was since "naked gun" came out. i was -- i wasn't that young. >> you were like 17. >> and it is just a classic. now you know none of the other comedies around that team really compare to the first one. i am worried and it is all about money sadly. everything is about money. they see an opportunity to cash in and that's what they are doing. >> i don't know where you stand on this. perhaps i should ask you. >> why don't you? where do you stand on this? >> greg, here is where i stand on this. i never understood the idea of remaking movies. you don't remake "casablanca" and" love actually." why "the naked gun"? >> it is not a remake. it is a continuation of the franchise. >> he is right there. it is a s.

>> remake movies -- they are movies with maybe a good idea, but not executed well. >> like "love actually." >> remake those movies. it is not "arthur" and" pink panther." steve martin is not peter sellers. don't do that. russell brand is not dudley moore. ed helms is perfectly likable actor and he is not leslie neil sen. just don't do it. >> i would love to see them remake "love actually" where everybody dies in the first 10 minutes. no, andy? you wouldn't like that? >> move on. >> andy loves, "love actually." >> we have all of these bad remakes. trough dogs and roller -- straw dogs, bad news bears. >> can anybody come up with a new idea? are they just seeing an easy way to make some money? >> has anybody made a remake

better than the original? >> planet of the apes. >> it was different. >> have i to say i saw "planet of the apes" and the ending is so good with charl ton these stone. >> "evil dead" was good. >> it has to be a new flavor and a new take instead of trying to pay tribute and it is a fresh start. >> i'm sorry but "arthur" was great. me and russell brand. >> you like the remake? >> i didn't even like the original of "arthur." i don't like liza minelli. >> it was the feel good movie of the year. >> coming up on the -- do you have comments on the show? e-mail us. got a video of your animal doing something 1234* click on submit a video. coming up, windshield wipers. my story.

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wiper. the british car company mcclaren will replace technology with something i don't understand. the chief designer tells the sunday times that it is based on fighter plane technology that uses high frequently sound waves to repel rain, insects and fans of "love actually." the system won't be ready until 2015 at the earliest. ely, as a kid, nothing was more soothing to me in the car than hearing the wind shield wipers in the rain and next to your mom and dad and thisy were driving you somewhere to talk to some lady about bad memories and they would come back out and you would cry. aren't you obsessed you could be losing another childhood memory. >> that hurts, but the technology to replace windshield wipers with a vibrating thing that repels rain. now if we can develop this for our butts can you imagine how much we would save on toilet paper 1234 the viber booty?

>> maybe that's what twerking is. >> maybe that wag pig pen's -- that was pig pen's problem. >> andrew, we are roughly the same age, but are you slightly older i think judging by the beard. windshield wipers, another part of our world disappearing? >> i agree and i feel the same way. it is rythmic. it is meditative. there is something that can't quite be replicated in any other area of life. it is not like i don't need this technology. >> do they use that sound? >> that's the song. did you ever hear that song? it is a windshield wiper. >> to create the rhythm. driving can be meditative and i always looked forward to turning the wind shield wipers on and sometimes i turn them on when i use the turn signal and i leave them going. >> the weird thing is they can be great murder weapons and then one less option to kill.

>> one of the cases i have never seen is death by windshield wiper. i think i am the only one at the table who dreefs every day. drives every day and has a car. i would be more than hap to get rid of the windshield wipers. they are the first thing that go. they never really work as well as they are supposed to. if my windshield will vibrate and clear on its own, i love that idea. >> i want to ask you a question, and before i do i want to plug andrew wk. december 31st, new york city in irving plaza, new year's eve, you gotta go. it is going to be awesome. andy, 30 seconds. >> the best part is no one will be able to put their flyer under your wiper blade. >> i am glad i went back to you.

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in detail, varney and company. right now it is "the five." hi, everyone. i'm women sder by guilfoyle. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." well, "the washington post" released their ten biggest pinocchios of the year and guess what topped the list. >> if you like your health care plan, you'll be able to keep it, period. >> remember after the president got caught in that lie he lie about what he said. >> if you had or had one of these plans before the affordable care