>> thank for thanks for having . and go to greta wire.com. good night from washington, d.c. we'll see you on greta wire,.com. you have now entered the all greg zone. let's welcome our "red eye" guests. she is so hot her breath leaves 3 degree burns. i am here with author and columnist and fox news contributor, jedediah bila. and he is lested in the who's who of who isn't? it is andy levy. and he is our black santa or so he tells us when we find him with a sack of things at our house. it is comedian sherrod small. >> hash tag red eye. >> he is teaching in the comedy special, what we wasted our year on airing next friday 9:00 p.m. on something called nbc. >> it is a major network, man. >> and she is so sharp she

opens her mail with her thoughts. sitting next to me x fox news national security analyst? analasist? >> close enough. >> casey mcfarland. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, is it cool if i call you gregatron from now on? >> yes it is. i am sober by the way. can creepy sleep way save obamacare? it is day infinity of obama-apocalypso care a gate. >> with public opinion of obama sinking like kistie alley ease -- kirstie alley's tongue in a jar of may o naise, someone on twitter says how do you plan to spend the

winter? reminding americans to wear pajamas and drink hot chocolate and talk about getting health insurance. the group is targeting parents. the video urges mom and dad to discuss obamacare at christmas dinner. >> hi, mom. >> are you almost here? >> i will be there in a few. >> good because we have something really important to talk to you about. >> okay. that's weird. any hints? >> don't worry about it. >> drive safely. >> bye. >> what the heck do they want to talk to me about? >> so what is so important? >> your dad and i are moving in with you? >> roomies! >> no, no, no. >> so what is so important? >> we joined a cult. >> it is not a cult. it is cultish. >> it's a cult.

>> we know what you did in vegas. >> we know what you did at mardi gras. >> we know what you did last summer. >> your mother and i -- -- >> have voined a circus. joined a circus. >> so what did you want to talk to me about? >> we know you don't have health insurance. >> we love you no matter what, but it is time to get covered. >> that's it? >> oh god. they are all the same. they look the same. they areq conversations like that can lead to only one thing and that's drinking. >> he wants him around longer. >> mind your business, dog. mind your bees. >> the canine wants somebody

to take care of him in the elder years. >> you don't pay the bills around here, dog. i want a drink, i want a drink. that was recycled video you showed too. you had that video on before. first you bring in topics from "the five" and now recycling old videos? >> i am doing two jobs right now, and it is very hard. >> he has a lot of people on vacation this week, sherrod. >> we are not even sure if this is on air. the guy in the pajamas, did he speak to you? >> yeah, he spoke to me. what he said was i don't get laid. nothing says are you not getting laid than wearing grown man pajamas. there is no woman around here. >> especially with the footsies. casey, the president is urging americans to persuade their family to get involved in obamacare over christmas dinner. what do you make of this? is this smart? >> it is acts of desperation. i think there is a dirty little secret. i don't think they expected

obamacare was going to work. it is like a train stop -- the final destination is socialized medicine. i don't think they figured there would be this political fallout from it. but if you look at the plan, the business plan just doesn't work. it relies on healthy young people getting insurance. if you are healthy and young you have a choice. you can spend $95 a month and pay the fine or $300 a month to buy health insurance. now health insurance you don't want and you don't need expru not going to go to the doctor. if you get sick, there is no problem with preexisting conditions and then you go and buy insurance. the whole thing was a premise that was bound to fail. >> this leads me to a development that i discovered earlier today and used on "the five" and hillary pete now. will repeat now. jedediah? >> i knew it. >> because obamacare is instructing young people to do something safe it is almost as though it is no longer cool to be part of government. it is better to be the risky

guy. like james dean would not have obamacare. he would say screw you. >> i don't need health insurance. i would take my chances. >> you have a good point about that. >> until the point james dean died. >> you have a good point as well. >> are you sure he died? >> unless are you talking about the porn star then yes i am sure. >> what is fascinating to me about this is the marketing and pr being so bad. i don't understand what happened to his marketing team. obama is a guy who won in 2008 and 2012 with great marketing. people didn't even know what he stood for. they didn't know his policies. >> it can happen to anybody. >> with bad policy though? that's when the marketing counts. you have a guy in a onesie trying to sell me this stuff? come on. >> the dog doesn't like the dog food no amount of advertise meant will make the dog eat the food? >> a good beating though. >> are you suggesting we beat the guy in the onesie?

>> make him need health care by beating the crap out of him. >> young people are not looking for health care. come and find me and i will dodge that bill too. >> and you can stay on your parents' irns until you are 26 -- insurance until you are 26 years old. the whole thing was destined to crumble. >> we can move around and make it work. as a nation let's come together on this. >> they are expecting you to do the right thing like they did with the arch deluxe. they said give arch deluxe a chance. we know it was no quarter pounder with cheese. they put it in a new, white box. remember at mcdlt, hot part hot and cold part cold? >> you put it together and it is like, god, this is great. it didn't taste good. andy, are you basically "red eye" youth expert. >> you do a lot of polling. you will go there alone and just ask teenagers questions

about their private life. sometimes you will even take them for a ride in your van. >> he is the bob beckel of the show. >> don't talk to guys like that. >> why would you say that? >> i don't understand. >> raincoats are so 1970s. >> yeah, raincoats. >> it depends on the weather. >> talking about health insurance. >> well, the thing is as jedediah brought up, young people at the charity, they say these adds are not going to work at all mainly because they are planning on staying on their parents' health care until they are 26. i don't get this campaign. they are going after young people, but young people don't need -- it is not a question of paying the fine. they are covered until they are 26. why are you going of a these people? i understand that they need young, healthy people to buy insurance. they should have thought of that before they raised the age to stay on their parents' insurance. they screw themselves. >> the anticipation was they were going to crumble. they had to know that would impact owe bough ma you's

legacy. -- obama's legacy. >> the obama the vulnerable. >> you have to look at obamacare -- >> it is not over, guys. you are talking about it like it is over. it is still out there. they will have to make it work because people still need it. >> you know what it is? if you look at obamacare like a movie released like lone ranger when you look and you have all of the ingredients and you have army hammer and beautiful story and you put it together there was something missing. >> how about an indian playing an indian part? >> you are absolutely right. you are absolutely right. there was no script in obamacare. i was trying to make a point, guy with a weird collar. he is getting nil from brazil. that latin american country is refusing to grant asylum to edward snowden despite his public plee. he wrote a letter talking

about spying on brazilians. i would love to spy on brazilians. you know they are interesting. the news damages relations between the two countries and prompted their president to can sell a state visit to washington. but a local paper reports the brazilian government has no interest in taking snowden in. for now he is stuck in russia, home of the famous dressing. for more let's go live to the moscow bureau chief. >> stupid dog. >> if he ever travels to siberia his tongue will be stuck. >> that happened to me when i was a kid. my toping got stuck to -- my tongue got stuck to a dog. let me go to the expert. sherrod? i am kidding.

>> go to me. i know all about this. what an evil bastard. he is living in the airport like tom hanks. he just wanted to get that joke in. >> that is worse than recycling a video. >> do you use an old cell phone? >> i love that. >> why wouldn't he want to go to brazil? >> it is getting cold in moscow. >> the big butts -- >> there are big butts there. why would you want to go there. it is cold in russia and it is warm there. i saw that snoop dogg video. >> why do you think brazil said thanks, but no thanks. were they worried about the united states? >> the problem with snowden is now he is a man without a country and no one wants hem. i saw their senior russian leader and he said in effect, you guys made is up a big deal about it and we had to keep him. we don't really want him. whatever he has had to give he has given to the chinese and he has given to the russians.

>> haiti said come on and bring on the money. give us $7, $8 and we'll take you. >> a lot of the cool people say he should be hanged by a tree. >> well it is right before christmas. >> you mean hanged from a tree. it would be tough -- you said hanged by a tree. >> i don't know. what kind of punishment should he have? >> i think he needed to separate what he did and how he did it. what he did i think was start a national conversation about private security which we need to have. it is only going to get more and more amplified. first the phone call i called you and you called you. next is what did you say when you talked to each other? separate that from how he did it. if he was a real hero and a whistle-blower, he should have gone to a member of congress. there are laws to protect whistle-blowers. there are plenty of members of congress who would love this issue.

snowden would have been a national hero. >> it would have helped somebody career instead of green wold. you sit on your perch and you talk about liberties, but what gives you the right to declare what is national security and what isn't? isn't that what snowden did when he decided what is important? >> i don't define him as a hero. when it comes to domestic issues, what was happening to american citizens in terms of privacy violations, i think that's key. in terms of jeprodizing our relationships with other countries, i think that is enormously problematic of the he had to know these countries are interested in relationships with the united states. brazil is a huge trading partner. other countries will not want deteriorating relationships. >> nailed it. >> you are like the conversation umpire. >> you did okay there. >> you said snowden could crash in your apartment with

you for as long as he wants. i don't know if he is that desperate. >> xnay on telling the government that aye. >> i said he will always have asylum in my heart. >> we have a federal judge saying the collection of telepathy and we have their own review panel recommending reforms how they do business including better oversight. and saying in direct contradiction that the bulk of the meta-data was not preventing attacks. but snowden is a traitor? don't make me laugh, greg. >> he is not a hero. he is a pawn. >> but he is not a traitor. and katie you said he has given all of the stuff to china and russia. there is zero proof of that. absolutely zero proof. >> aside from the fact that whatever he has they got from electronic means. >> i don't buy that at all.

this guy know hows to keep his stuff -- knows how to keep his stuff secure. he actually takes the proper steps to keeping his information secure. >> why would russia let him stay there without giving him something? >> poke us in the eye. >> he immediately said give him right back. well they will not give him right back. >> we still killed that guy, the russian boxer, didn't we? >> the russian rocky dude? >> yeah. >> if we were smart we would have done the briar rabbit thing saying we want you to keep him. >> then they would have sent him back. >> you are right, andy is wrong. sherrod x you get a b plus. jedediah, you are coming around as long as you agree with me. let's agree on one thing. andy can be somewhat right here, but let's agree that everybody who leaks does it for their ego, right? it is because they get attention. has anybody not done it? >> the fact that he fled leads you to believe that.

the fact that he disclosed all of this and decided to get out of here and not beheld accountable. >> what we need to do is pull a castro and say we have a bunch of snowdens and take the worst criminals off to prison. they will say oh we have secrets. >> you should run for political office. >> i am trying to help us all. >> we have to take a break. a story so amazing i may ask it back to my house for a drink. who knows where that will lead, story. and it is like i died and went to rob ford dancing heaven. >> is that new footage?

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let's watch fans of watching. >> ♪ oh ya ♪ 213 in review ♪ video christmas card part 2 ♪ ♪ dancing in the front yard night and day ♪ ♪ neighbors walk by and this is what they say ♪ ♪ are those christmas jammies ♪ ♪ they are christmas jammies ♪ ♪ we bought a prius ♪ wearing christmas jammies ♪ what a year for kim. she met him and got a part in "ironman 3" ♪ ♪ and spent a i did with rpg. that's me ♪ ♪ what was tougher to beat is her business feet smote. ♪ ♪ she was punched in the face and she was 640 ♪ >> i hate this family. stop it sherrod. i have to get back to the script. the parents are not shy about

why they made the video. they wanted it to go viral and raise awareness for the family's newest business project. the company focused on media coaching and presentation training. for more let's go live to "red eye" social media correspondent. >> way too human. i don't like none of that. >> that was jarod leto. i can tell by his grotesque eyes. i am in a band and i will be nominated for an oscar. don't i look like jarod leto? >> you do. >> i do. let's go around the table. i like say thasmght let's go around the table. casey -- >> i didn't think it was that bad. some grandparents will say oh

that's adorable. they have jammies just like that. >> if you got one of those from people you know, wouldn't you want to throw up all over them? come on. >> it was cute. the kids were cute. >> the kids are cute, but i was going to say the wife is kind of hot. you were just looking at the wife going i would like that under my tree. i think that's what you said. >> i don't think that's what i said at all, greg. >> some people say i love this video and that is too strong of a word. disliked is better. home with no flow have to stop raping, sherrod. >> i like the neighbor that was like, are those christmas jammies? >> it is almost 2014 and can we get over the whole awkward white people raping. >> it is adorable. >> it was cute in 19miept 4. -- 1994. >> it is bad enough maklemore

was nominated for a grammy and we have to put up with this [bleep]. >> what are you drake's manager? >> there is a lot of anger out of him. >> why do you assume he is drake's manager? is it because he is jewish? >> probably. >> just want to make sure. have i to throw in -- i have to throw in one jewish remark. what is the organization i belong to? i can't see the name of it. where am i? >> it starts with storm and ends with front. >> report those the names of your cats? stormy and front? jedediah, did you look at that and go, oh, look at that beautiful family. perhaps one day? >> maybe. but it is bril yept. brilliant. they have you talking about it. >> why is that brilliant? >> they are doing it to promote the business and they now have everyone talking about them. >> i am not everyone, jedediah. >> you are more important than i want you to be. people will be looking their stuff up on the internet.

what i don't get is why are they not selling the jammies. >> i would buy -- i don't know if i would buy used jammies. >> you know the gap will be all over this. the gap will eat this up. >> sherrod, you really like this. even though you know that this was done on purpose to start a business, this is more than a christmas card. it is a business card. >> i like to see the families working together. >> it is like the par trig family. they are on the bus earning a living. >> now you are speaking fox news language. >> they eat, don't they? make them work. >> they seem to eat a little too much. a little pudgy if you ask me. do you think they have a future? >> a future in what? >> did you just fat shame those kids? they are not even fat. you fat shamed skinny people.

>> it is so everybody know what's it is like. i fat shame skinny so they know what it is like to be fat. from you skinny you are fat. see, i did it there. if you are at home you should feel fat right now. where am i? >> jamaican christmas special. >> by the way, i like the fact she plugged her role in "ironman 3". >> they are marketing geniuses, greg. >> if you got this and you knew these people you would hate them. >> if i knew them i would hate them. but i don't know them so i said it is cute. i don't have to run into you. >> i think you will though. they will be up here. i think they will be on our show next week. that will never happen. >> o'reilly will get them first. >> and he won't let us get them. >> he is the big dog around here. >> he is a tall man too. quite a tall drink of water, if you ask me. coming up, everybody is tall to me. not metaphor rickly.

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does chandler need a handler? matthew perry, if that is his real name, could use some friends on monday night. did you see what i did there? he debated the columnist on the subject of drug policy. perry, a recovering addict favors drug courts where drug offenders are offered treatment instead of jail time. but the staunch leanne tie drug does not believe in what he calls the fantasy of addiction and the best way to prevent abuse is for users. >> it is something they cannot stop taking drugs. if you really believe that, you would presumably think the best thing is they never, ever came in contact with the drugs. wouldn't it therefore be wise to deter them from doing so by a stern and effective criminal justice system which actually persuaded them it is unrise to take the drugs in the first place? >> my god, i hate that guy. >> needless to say perry

strongly disagreed like sherrod and tried to explain what being an addict is like. >> i am in control of the first drink. i do all of these things to protect myself from not having the first drink. but once i have the drink the allergy of the body kicks in. this is documented alcoholism proof. then i can't stop after that. >> okay, allergy. after it was over the two men made love. they actually -- not sweet love. they made angry love. they left through separate exits. you know who else leaks to party? likes to party? >> gay marriage, polygamy and now this? america is going to hell in a

hand basket. >> another recycled video. >> i want to talk about this show. sherrod, while you were watching, you being angry has nothing to do with drug use. >> he was talking down his nose and out his ass. just coming off like that, i don't even know what he was saying, but coming off like that is like get over yourself and try to help somebody instead of trying to bring them down. >> that's sensitive of you. >> well, i am trying to help the community. >> see, he comes off as an ass, but he kept asking perry for facts and he said, look at me. i am an addict. you need statistics. my problem is you can't use your personal experience in a debate. >> i thought they were talking past each other. the british guy was saying you should

prevent people from ever using drugs. and then perry was saying well you can't prevent them, but once they start you have to deter -- you have to defend them from taking the second and third and fourth drink. the other thing i thought was interesting was the one thing that seems to work with any kind of addiction is the 12-step program. the first step of the program is to say i am powerless. i can't -- i need somebody higher than myself, something higher than myself to help me get out of it. i thought it was sad. >> i thought, you know, jedediah, that celebrities, they tend to rely on their celebrity. if he had just maybe done a bit of homework. >> well, he has experienced it. when you go through something like that you feel like you are entitled to a higher opinion than somebody who has bt. -- hasn't. i don't noah diction. i don't claim to know it. when you have somebody talking at you, like they know what has happened like you experienced it. my experience is worth more than your fact.

i get that. >> that's incorrect though. his facts are worth more than your experience. >> true, but think about it from the perspective of somebody who has suffered an addiction. >> i am, but you know what that is? it is like talking to somebody who witnessed a miracle. i just witnessed a miracle. well can that be verified by anybody else? if it can't it is not science. you have to verify your own personal experience through study or whatever. >> i know one thing, i need a drink right now. anybody pouring? >> andy, who won the debate? >> if you have a debating style a guy who writes words for a living and another guy who reads another guy's words. he talks about the fantasy of addiction as if it is not a real thing and that's up there with jenni mccarthy talking talking about vaccines. he won the debate, but he sounded like a smart moron. >> it is like a woman who has gone through childbirth and somebody is trying to tell her

what childbirth is like that will never have a baby. >> interesting things about childbirth. >> what about your experience? >> a, it is not that hard. >> it really doesn't hurt that much. >> get back to work right after. >> it is amazing how much the body can take. you put a little drug in there. >> take a tylenol. >> not even extra strength. >> and stretch before you tbif birth. give birth. >> people aren't having kids because it sounds so hard, but it isn't. it is like packing a mary raw thon in an hour -- marathon in an hour. >> you just got a bunch of female fans. they know i am kidding. billy jean will lead our team. president obama named two openly gay sports stars to the winter olympics. it is a sharp message to russia which has been criticized for its law tar getting homosexuals. king and cahoe will join the

u.s. delegation con conspicuously lacking in high ranking officials, another swipe at president vladimir putin. not one serving be cay net -- cabinet member will go to the game and in the past they have killed and eaten their own athlete. >> i heard billy jean king say as soon as she gets to russia the first thing she will say is where the white women at? oh that billy jean. >> she is a trailblazer. >> where are the white women at? that is a classic. >> coming from you especially. >> did it work for you? >> never. not even in a court of law. >> relations between the u.s. and russia don't seem too good. >> no. >> does obama think this is a thumb in russia's eye? i don't think russia cares. >> i don't think they could careless.

but the olympics are important. this is his reemergence on the world stage for russia. his girlfriend is a former russian -- >> balance leer rena? >> gymnast. >> same thing. >> you know, in 1936 there was the olympics that were held in berlin. hitler was just rising to power. his whole thing was jews are amoung grel race and blacks are amoung grel race and the american jesse owens came and won four gold medals. and then hitler as the premiere of germany was supposed to shake his hand and he wouldn't do it and he stormed out of the stayed jump. it was a beautiful point. >> they need a gay athlete to win -- >> four gold medals. >> and he came back to the states and couldn't get a job. i had to have races with horses because they -- because it was a full circle. >> thanks for bringing us all

down. the upside is the horses tbot to race jesse owens. >> the horses had a better job. >> terrible, absolutely. jedediah, is it a coincidence they had two gay athletes sports stars? >> i am proud of my president. he is putting it out there that this is what we stand for. this is what america stands for. i don't care if you are intolerant. we stand for people being able to live their lives as they see fit. i am proud of it. >> we willed dit it out. we will edit it out. >> you are giving our editor more work. stop. >> andy, have you been following the career of women's ice hockey for a longtime. you must be really excited. >> i am, but here is what i don't like. everyone is referring to her as a silver medal list in ice hockey. she was a bronze medal list in ice hockey. it is not right to elevate silver over bronze. i want you to applaud them both. >> i happen to think every

medal is precious. >> this is good trolling by the obama administration. but to get a little serious for a minute, it is the usual thing with them. it is not going to change anything. >> it is a symbolic gesture. >> they like symbolic gestures. >> think about the three things that putin has done to the united states. they aren't symbolic. taking snowden. syria getting the upper hand on syria and winning iran. or having -- >> and egypt. >> what do we do? we do something that is cool. >> but we can't pull out of the olympics and break the hearts of the athletes. >> you said gay people shouldn't be in the olympics. >> they have to be. who else is going to make those terrific outfits? can't say that? i have a gay cousin. he is hosed? >> i love it. the last olympics it turned

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will there -- will their aisle be anything but vile1234 warner brothers is making a remake of "gilligan's island." >> live from the "red eye" debate center. >> welcome back to the "red

eye" debate center. deadline hollywood reports that the film classic of the 1960s show about seven castaways will be written by josh gad. yes, that josh gad. the actor for appearing in the musical "the book of mormon" and he will star in it, but no word which charkt at the he will play. words that lena done ma'am will play the skipper is unfounded. >> that is a shame. >> sherrod, i grew up on this awesome, yet tear -- show. >> do you think it is wrong to do the movie? >> what will it be like? we had "leave it to beaver,"" my three sons" and everything was young and innocent. now it would be like "survivor." >>- q. i there is going to be -- >> there is going to be weird "lord of the flies" meets"

carnal knowledge." >> i think they sex it up and gilligan has abs. >> should they at add a black person or soil the original national tee of the show? >> do you mean at fox? what was the rest? >> i don't remember. >> should they keep it as pure as the professor's white shirt? >> they should make it pure, but make it funny and comical. you can make it chemical and still new and not too filthy or gross. >> all i am saying is my skipper is white. >> i am well aware of that. >> what was that girl's problem? >> here is my cast. marianne, jennifer lawrence. christina hendrix at ginger. helen mere ran as lovie howl and glen close as thurston

howl. romney as thurston howl. and gary ohlman can be the skipper. >> >> you added the black element. >> i added blacks and gays and one of either the black person or the -- or one of the gays will be jewish. >> actually this could be your show. "gilligan's island." >> what me? i was also told i look like a denver omelette. i enjoy a denver omelette so don't send them in the mail. jedediah, what is your take and who do you see in the movie? >> i don't want to see it in a movie. when you fall in love with a cast and characters it is really hard to imagine someone else playing that. i don't know why they have to

make "the brady bunch" into a movie. there is something about appreciating for what it was. we are not trying to recreate it. if you are going to re-do something make it different. and then that is unsettling. >> they did remake "gilligan's island." it was called "lost" if you remember. and it didn't work. >> it took a longtime not to work though. >> it was a very confusing "gilligan's island." it was like gilligan's nightmare. lyndsay lohan as the star and you know who is marianne? the girl from "juneau." gilligan would be michael sena. skipper would be john goodman. i know that is predictable. the professor is joshua molina and the millionaire is kurt russell and his wife would be pat sajak.

>> the professor would be conrad murray. the dude, michael jackson's doctor. that's the professor. lil kim as ginger. no lil kim as marianne. at ginger i have kesha. the rich old white people, thurston howl and lovey, that will be tight. i don't know. somebody from fox news. lo udaa -- lou daabs and his wife. and gilligan is greg gutfeld and the skipper is john goodman too. >> i like at the commercial break they had specific music when things weren't going well. it was ♪ oh my god, something is

happening. and then when they are looking around in the jungle it was -- ♪ >> they made it at a college somewhere. >> how is this show not on at a p.m.? at 8 p.m. come on. >> everybody remembers the theme, but they don't remember the segmented music parts. made by i think the -- i can't remember the guy who did that. we have to take a break. the last story coming up is a doozie.

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watch our new year's eve special. 12:30 a.m. and 9:30 p.m. pacific. we have sherrod and dana perino and gavin mcginnis. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> the camera loves him. america's mayor, rob ford is back in the news after far too long an absence. the lovable lug that was filmed dancing to bob marley's

"one love." let's roll this. you have seen this. ♪ one love ♪ one heart ♪ give and thanks and praise to the lord ♪ ♪ and i will feel all right ♪ let's get together ♪ and feel all right ♪ whoa ♪ let's get together ♪ to fight this whole -- one love ♪ ♪ one heart ♪ let's get together ♪ and feel all right ♪ one love ♪ >> wesley snipes has fallen. it is like a bad, bad fist concert. white people going like this. >> i thought it was zombies. is there more or is that it some .

>> go for it. a christmas song. >> ♪ come on. ♪ ♪ merry christmas ♪ merry christmas to you >> kt, is toronto on to something? they don't care. >> i was in toronto last week and the amazing thing is he will win re-election. first of all he has cut taxes and he has stream lined government. there is a certain part of toronto that loves the archie bunker thing. he has the whole recuff recommunity who -- recovery community thinks he is great. he lost weight and he is going aa meetings. >> he may have missed a handful of those meetings. didn't hit every one, but he is trying. >> and he didn't just cut taxes, he cut a lot of things. usually on a cd case. >> with a credit card.

>> jedediah, their politics is %ike one long christmas party that never ends. it is like a christmas party that never ends. >> he is a likable guy. that's the difference between him and anthony wiener. you hate anthony wiener. you watch him and can't stand him. this guy you are like, i could go to a party with him. >> have a beer with him. >> until he sexually harasses you. >> and you wake up and your pants are gone and he is wearing them around the head. >> there is only one thing you can tell from the video is he is done with the coke and he is done with the crack and your boy is on the molly now. everybody is dancing up there. what are they dmog canada? they are having fun. >> they used to be america's addict and now they are america's under papt. they are tight and dash i went out on a limb on that one and fell on my face. luckily we are out of time. i thought we were. how much time? we have 20 seconds? let's do that joke over again. they used to be america's

addict. and now they are america's pets. broad, sexy. >> and unafraid. >> >> unafraid. fair and balanced like my pecks. >> it feels like "the five." oh... dear, i've dropped my tea into the boston harbor. huhh... i guess this party's over. geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

hello, know, i'm dana perino. eric bolling, greg gutfeld and a special guest. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." we are thrilled to welcome back one of our favorite people here on "the five," charles krauthammer is with us for the hour. "the new york times" best-selling author is here to talk about all of today's hot topics with us starting with this most fascinating new admission from barbara walters about president obama. >> you made so many promises, we thought that he was going to be -- i shouldn't say this at christmastime, but the next messiah. >> notice she said "we" thought he would be the next messiah