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>> she's so sharp she opens her mail with her thoughts, security analysis -- >> close enough. love it. >> uh-huh. >> i'm not even going to say your name, casey mcfar lapd. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story, greg, is it cool if i call you greg atron from now on? >> i'm sober by the way. can creepy sleep wear save obamacare? day infinity of obama-apocalyps ocho obama-apocalypso-care-ageddon- gate. a tweet says, how do you plan to spend the cool days of december and includes a millennial in pjs

reminding them to drink hot chocolate, talk about getting health insurance. the group behind the ad organizing it is also targeting parents, video urging mom and dad to discuss obamacare at christmas dinner. >> hi, mom. >> hi, sweetie. you almost here? >> i'll be there in a few. >> good, because we have something really important to talk to you about. >> okay. that's weird. any hints? >> don't worry about it. >> drive safely. >> bye. >> what the heck do they want to talk to me about? ♪ so what's so important? >> your dad andry moving in with you. >> roomies. >> no, no, no. so what's so important? >> we joined a cult. it's not a cult. it's cultish. >> it's a cult.

>> we know what you did in vegas. >> we know what you did at mardi gras. >> we know what you did last summer. >> your mother and i have joined a circus. ♪ [ doorbell ] >> what did you want to talk to me about? >> we know you don't have health insurance. >> it's time to get covered have. >> that's it? oh, god, they're all the same. they are clones. conversations like that, of course, can lead to only one thing and that's drinking. [ speaking a foreign language ] >> ah. he wants him around longer. how long you -- >> canines. >> the canine wants somebody to take care of him in his elder

years. >> you don't pay the bills around here, dog. i want to drink, i want to drink. that was recycled video you showed too. has that video on before. >> no, i didn't. >> first you bring in topics from "the five" in here. >> i'm doing two jobs it's very hard. >> a lot of people are on vacation. >> we're not even sure this is on air. the guy in pajamas, did he spoke to you. >> he said, i don't get laid. nothing says you're not getting laid like wearing grown man pajamas like there's no woman around here. >> especially with the footsies. so the president is urging americans to kind of persuade their family to get involved in obamacare over christmas dinner. >> right. >> what do you make of this? is this smart. >> it smacks of just desperation. i i think there's a dirty little secret. i don't think they expected

obamacare would work. >> come on. >> no, final destination is socialized medicine. but if you look at the plan, the business plan doesn't work. it relies on healthy young people getting insurance. but if you're healthy, you got a choice, spend $95 a month to pay the fine or $300 a month to buy health insurance. now, health insurance you don't want and you don't need and you're not going to go to the doctor. if you get sick there's no problem with pre-existing conditions so you go buy it. >> it leads me to a development that i discovered earlier today used on "the on the five" and will repeat now, jedediah. >> i knew it. >> because obamacare is teaching or trucking young people to do something safe it's almost as though it's no longer cool to be part of government that it's better to be the risky guy.

james dean would not have obamacare. he would say, screw you. >> i don't need health insurance. you have a good point -- >> right up until the point where james dean died. >> you have a good point, as well. >> yeah. >> pajamas. >> are you sure he died? >> unless you're talking about the porn star, then, yes, he died. >> the marketing and pr being so bad. what happened to his marketing team? he won in 2008, 2012 with great marketing. people didn't even know what he stood for. they didn't know his policies. >> it could happen to anybody. >> that's the time when it counts. in a onesie trying to sell me this stuff. >> if the dog doesn't like the dog food no amount of advertising is -- >> a good beating. >> we should beat the guy in the onesie? >> if he needs health care. >> exactly.

they can need health care by beating the crap out of him. that's the solution. >> k.t. is right. young people ain't -- they're not looking for health care. >> no, come find me and i'll dodge that bill too. >> you can stay on your parents' insurance until you're 26 years old so the whole thing was destined to crumble. >> yeah, the business plan doesn't work. >> we can move around and make it work. as a nation let's come together. >> they're expecting you to do the right thing like with the arch deluxe. give it a chance. we knew it was no quarter pounder with cheese and mcdlt, hot part hot and cold part cold, it doesn't work. >> they got me with that. >> it didn't taste very good. you are basically "red eye" expert. youth event and go there alone. >> sure. >> and just ask teenagers

questions about their private lives. sometimes you'll even take them for a ride in your van. >> he's the bob beckel of this show. >> why would you say that, k.t.? >> well, wearing a rain coat too? >> rain coats are so 1970s. >> yeah, rain coat. >> depending on the weather. >> andy, talking about health insurance. >> well, the young people i work at at my charity, these ads respect going to work because they're planning on staying their parents' health care until they're 26. they're going after young people but young people -- it's not a question of paying the fine. covered until they're 26. why are you going after these people. i understand they need young healthy people to buy insurance. they screwed themselves. >> anticipation was that it was going to crumble, though. they had to know that would impact obama's legacy.

that's why i don't know -- >> obama, the invulnerable. >> you got to -- >> it's not over, guys. >> we still got to work -- >> still need health care and still out there. going to have to make it work. >> you know what it is, if you look at obamacare like a movie release like "the lone ranger" you have johnny depp and armie hammer and put it all together, there was something missing. >> how about an indian playing an indian part. >> you're absolutely right. >> white man -- >> script. there was no script in obamacare. my point. see, i was trying to make a point there. guy with a weird collar. getting nil from brazil. yep, that latin-american country is refusing to grant asylum to edward snowden despite his public plea. on tuesday he wrote an open letter offering to help

investigate revelations on spying on brazilians. you know they're interesting and their president. news of that effort has damaged relations between the two and prompted their president, they have one there to cancel a state visit to washington but a local paper reports they have no interest in taking him in. he is stuck in russia home of the famous dressing. live to moscow bureau chief. ♪ >> stupid dog. >> the problem is if he ever travels to siberia, his tongue will get stuck. >> that happened to me when i was a kid. >> let me go to the expert.

k.t., i'm kidding. >> what an evil bastard. now he's living in the airport like tom hanks -- i just wanted to get that joke in. >> that is worse than recycling a video. >> why wouldn't he want to go to brazil. >> it's getting cold in moscow. >> yeah, the big but is -- >> big butts there. why wouldn't you go -- cold in russia and warm there. i saw that snoop dogg video, yeah, brazil. >> k.t., why do you think he said thanks but no thanks, worried about the united states. >> the problem with not is now he is a man without a country. nobody wants him. senior russian leader said, in effect, you guys made such a big deal about it, we sort of had to keep him. we don't really want him and whatever he's had to give he's already given to the chinese and russians.

>> last stop, haiti. haiti, say, bring him up, $7, $8. >> a lot of cool people are saying he should be hanged by a tree. >> i think you meant hang ed ona tree. >> what kind of punishment? >> you have to separate what he did and how he did it. >> right, what he did i think was start a national conversation about privacy which we need to have. >> how he did it -- >> because it's only going to get more and more amplified. first the phone calls. next it's going to be what did you say when you talked but separate that from how he did it. if he was a real hero and a whistle-blower he should have gone to a member of congress. there are laws that protect whistle-blowers. there are plenty of members of congress who would have loved

this interest and would celebrated him as a national hero. >> it would do more than help out glen greenwald. >> jedediah, you talk about liberties. what gives you the right to claim what national security is and isn't. snowden decided what was important. >> he's not a hero to me. because he -- when it comes to domestic issues, i think that's key. in terms of jeopardizing our relationships with other countries that's enormously problematic. tease countries are interested. other countries won't want deteriorating relationships with the u.s. by housing this guy. he had no -- to know he would wind up in this. >> you're like the conversation umpire. >> you did okay. andy, you said snowden could

crash in your apartment with you. i don't know if he's that -- >> ixnay on telling the government that, aye. i said he'll always have asylum in my heart. look, you guys -- this is hilarious. a federal judge saying the collection of at ttelephony dat is -- saying in direct contradiction the bulk collection of this was not essential in preventing attacks. snowden a traitor, don't make me laugh. >> he's not a hero. he's a pawn sfles's not a trait ir. >> and k.t., you said he's given all the stuff to china and russia. there is zero proof of that. >> why russia doesn't want to let him stay in. >> they got electronic means --

>> he knows how to keep his stuff secure unlike our government he takes the proper steps to keeping his -- >> why would russia let him stay there without giving them something. >> poke us in the eye. >> immediately said give him right back. >> yeah, we still killed that guy -- that russian boxer, didn't we. >> who? the russian rocky do. >> if we were smart we would have said the brother rabbit thing, keep him. >> k.t., you're right, andy is wrong. rod, gets a "b" plus. jedediah, you're coming around as long as you agree with me. andy can be somewhat right. let's agree everybody who leaks does it for their ego, right? to get attention. >> what we need to do -- >> anybody not done it. >> the fact he fled is

particularly -- the fact that he disclosed all this and decided to get out of here and not be held accountable properly. >> what we need to do is pull a castro and say, hey, we got a whole bunch of snowdens and take the worst prisoners out of prison and send to russia. >> you should run for political office. >> take a break. coming up stories so amazing, i think of asking him back to my place for a drink. rob ford dancing. >> is that new fattage? >> yeah.

they want t they wanted their greeting to be anything but fleeting. a north carolina family, is there any other kind, created a video christmas card a product

of satan. let's watch fans of watching. >> oh, yeah. it's a holderness 2013 in review video christmas card part two ♪ dancing in the front yard this is what they say? >> they are christmas jammies. ♪ check it out we just brought a prius and this matches these perfectly ♪ >> she met him got a part in "iron man 3" and spent a whole day with him and -- ♪ her business feet iron man even though she got pumped in the race she just finishes 640 ♪ >> i hate this family. >> all right. they do -- the parents -- stop it. i got to get back to this script. the parents, pam and kim

holderness wanted it to go viral. whatever that means and raise awareness for the family's newest business project, they focused on media coaching and presentation training. for more let's go live to "red eye's" social media correspondent. [ laughter ] >> way too human. >> that was jared leto. >> i can tell by his grotesque eyes, i'm beautiful and i'm in a band and i'll be nominated for an oscar. let's go around the table. i like saying that. k.t.? >> that fast. >> that was adorable. >> plenty of grass skirts will

say that's adorable. jammies like that. >> okay. if you have one of those from people you know wouldn't you want to flow up all over them? come on, k.t.? >> it's pretty cute. >> the kids are cute. >> the wife is kind of hot. >> that's what -- >> you were looking at the wife, going, hey, i'd like that under my tree. >> i don't think that's what i said at all. >> some people are saying i love this video. that's probably too strong a word. disliked is probably better. people with no flow have to stop rapping, sherrod. >> i like the neighbor who was like, are those christmas jammies? jammies? great. >> all those 2014. can we get hold of the awkward white people rapping cute thing. >> it is not cute. >> it was cute in 1994. >> excuse me.

ex-deu e ex- -- bad enough mclemore got nominated for a grammy. we have to put up with this [ bleep ]. >> why do you assume he's drake manager? because he's jewish? i have to throw in one jewish remark a day. it's part of the deal i made. i can't say the nail of it. >> storm and ends with front. >> two names -- the names of your cats, stormy and front. >> there you go. jedediah. >> yes. >> did you look at that and go, ah, look at that beautiful family, perhaps one day -- >> maybe. maybe, but it's brilliant. they have you talking about it. >> why is that brilliant? >> because they're doing it to promote a business. they have everyone talking about them. >> i'm not everyone, jedediah. >> i am nobody. >> you're more important than i want you to be. people will be looking their stuff up on the internet.

>> come on, man. >> what i decent get why are they not selling the jammies? >> that's true. >> i don't know if i would use used jammies. >> the gap will be all over this. >> the mom's jammies. they rod. i want you to -- you really like this. even though you know that this was done on purpose for -- to tart a business, this was essentially more than a christmas card, it was a christmas card. >> i like to see families working together. >> like the partridge family. earning a living like america. >> there you go. >> now you're speaking. fox news language. >> yeah. >> they eat, don't they? make them work. >> they seem to eat a little too much. a little pudgy if you ask me. do you think they have a future? >> did you just fat shame those kids? >> i fat shamed -- >> they're not even fat. you fat shame skinny people. >> so everybody knows what it's

like. i fat shame the skinny so they know what it's hike to be fat and if you're skinny, you're fat. see, i did it there. if you're at home and you should feel really fat. where am i? >> you're making christmas specials. >> do you think -- by the way, i like the fact she plugged her role in "iron man 3." the marketing geniuses. >> if you got this and you knew these people you would hate them. you would hate them. >> if i knew them i would hate them so i don't know it's cute. i don't have to run into you. >> i think you will, though. they'll be up here and they'll be on our show next week. >> that will never happen. >> o'reilly will burst. >> he won't let us get them. >> knock you out. >> he's the big dog around sher. >> he's quite a tall drink of water. coming up -- well, everybody is tall to me but not metaphorically because i'm a giant at heart. where am i?

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does does chandler need a handler. matthew perry could have used some friends monday night, see what i did that when he debated peter hitchens on the subject of drug policy. perry, a recovering addict, favors drug courts where drug offenders are offered treatment instead of jail time. hmm, but the anti-drug hitchens doesn't believe in what he calls the fantasy of addiction and says to have strong penalties for users. >> this is what you believe. this terrible disease after they cannot stop taking drugs. if you really believe that you would think the best thing they never ever came in contact with those drugs. wouldn't it be wise to deter them from a stern and effective criminal justice system which persuaded them it was unwise -- >> i my god, i hate that guy. >> perry strongly disagreed like

sherrod and attempted to explain exactly what being an addict is li like. >> i'm in control of the first drink so i do all these things to protect myself from not having the first drink but once i have that drink the alogy of the body kicks in, all documented alcoholism proof and then i can't stop after that. >> okay. allergy. after it was all over the two made love. no, not sweet love. they made angry love and left through separate exits. you know who else likes to party? ♪ ♪ >> gay marriage, polygamy and

now this. >> another recycled video. that's another recycled video. >> i want to talk about this bbc show, sherrod, while you were watching you got angry at the british man. you don't touch drugs. so you being angry at him has nothing -- >> here's why i got angry. he was talking down his nose and out his ass, coming off like that i don't even know what he was saying is like get over yourself and try to help somebody instead of bringing them down with your words, stupid >> that's sensitive of you. >> i'm trying to help the community, greg. >> k.t. see, hitchens comes off as what sherrod said -- >> douche. >> but he kept asking perry for facts and said look at me i'm an addict. you need statistics. my problem is you can't use your personal experience in a debate. >> i thought they were talking past each other. the british guy was saying, you

should prevent people from ever using drugs and then perry was saying well, we can't prevent them but once you start you got to defend them from taking the second drink the one hinge that seems to have worked with any addiction is the 12-step program and the first step of the program is to say, i'm powerless, i can't -- i need somebody higher than myself, some -- something higher than myself to get out of it. i thought it was kind of sad. >> i thought, jedediah that celebrities, they tend to rely on their celebrity. if he had just maybe done a bit of homework. >> he's experienced it and i think that when you go through something like that you feel like you're entitled to a higher opinion than someone -- i don't addiction so i don't claim to know it. when someone is talking at you like they think they know what's happening when you've experienced it i think you feel my experience is worth more than

your fact because i've been there. >> that's incorrect. his facts are worth more than your experience. >> coming from it from the perspective of -- >> i am but you know what that is, that's like somebody who said they witnessed a miracle. that can't -- can that be verified by anybody else? if it can't, it's not science. you have to verify -- >> i know one thing. i need a drink right now. >> who won this debate? >> hitchens won the debate. he uses words for a living against a guy who reads other people's words for a living. that's not going to be close. you had hitchens up there talking about the fantasy of addict as if addiction isn't a real thing. that's right up there with jenny mccarthy talking about vaccines. he won the debate but sounded like a smart moron. >> like a woman going through

childbirth and someone telling her what it's like. >> interesting things about childbirth. >> why don't you tell me about yours -- >> "a," it's not that hurt. >> and it really doesn't hurt that much. >> get right back to work right after. >> it's amazing how much the body can take. put a little drug in there. >> take a tylenol. >> not even an extra strength. >> stretch. stretch before you give birth. >> people respect -- aren't having kids because we make it sound so hard. >> you just got a bunch of female fans. >> i know. >> billie jean will lead our team on tuesday president obama named two openly gay sports stars to his delegation to the winter olympics, a sharp message to russia which has been criticized for its law targeting homosexuals. billie jean king and hockey's --

caitlin kahoe i think lacking in high officials. indeed, not one serving cabinet member will make the trip whereas in the past they have gone to the games and sometimes killed and then eaten their very own athletes. that was legal. that was legal in certain parts of the world. >> i heard billie jean king said as soon as she gets to russia is where is the white women at? oh, that billie jean. >> really? she is a trail blazer. >> where the white women at. that's always a classic. >> coming from you especially. >> it works for you. >> never. >> not even in the court of law. >> k.t., relation between the u.s. and russia doesn't seem too good. >> no. >> does obama think this is a thumb in russia's eye? i don't think russia cares. >> nobody could care less.

the olympics are important to them. permanently this is his sort of re-emergence on the world stain. his girlfriend is a former russian -- >> ballerina. >> gymnast. >> and -- >> same thing. >> here's the thing that's interesting. actually quite smart -- administration to do this. in 1936, there were the olympics were held in berlin and hitler was just rising e ing ting to ps thing was jews are mongrel race, blacks are mongrel race and the american jesse owens came and won four gold medals then hitler as the premiere, whatever he was, shake the hand and wouldn't do it. it was a beautiful point to be made. >> so they need to have a gay athlete win -- >> four gold medals. >> jesse owens, he came back to the states and had to have races with horses because they wouldn't treat him -- full circle. >> thanks for bringing us all

down. the upside, the horses got to rate him. >> had a better job. >> jedediah, is it just coincidence two athletes that are gay -- >> i'm proud of my president. this is what we stand for. i don't care if you're intolerant. we stand forde ver-- i'm proud them. >> we'll edit out -- >> she's trying to -- >> i'm proud of you barack obama. >> giving our editors more work, stop. >> all right. andy, you've been following the career of caitlin for a long tile. you must be excited. >> everyone is referring to her as a silver medalist in ice hockey. she was also a bronze medalist in ice hockey. i don't think it's he wiright t elevate -- >> both precious metals.

>> i happen to think every metal is precious. >> i think is pretty good trolling by the obama administration but sort of to get a little serious, it's the usual thing with them. it's not going to change anything. >> it's a symbolic gesture. >> they love them and feel good about themselves from making it. >> think about the three things that putin has done to the united states. that aren't symbolic. taking snowden, syria, kind of getting the upper hand and winning iran. don't you think -- or having -- >> and egypt. they signed the deal -- >> what do we do? we do something that's cool? >> we can't pull out of the olympics. >> you said gay people shouldn't be in the olympics you were saying that hey have to be. >> i got a gay cousin. i can't say that? >> that last olympics, it turns

out -- >> china made the uniforms last -- >> really? >> yes. >> what is the world coming to? >> i don't know. >> something unawesome, i'm sure. i'm an ee certainly optimist. anyway, time to take a break. more stuff is on the way. i always say that and never lie. "into the cool" britain by greg g gutfeld coming out in march. gee, look at that beautiful cover. it is beautiful. it is.

will there -- like whoa. >> warner brothers is making a movie version of "gilligan's island," the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye debate 2013: live from the red eye debate center."

>> welcome back. the film version of the 1960s show about seven castaways will be written by josh gadd. th yes, he appeared in "book of mormon." no word which character he will play. rumors that lena dunham will play the skip irare unfounded. >> that is a shame. >> that is a shame. >> sherrod, i grew up on this awesome but -- >> come on. >> i'm going to go to you first. >> "gilligan's island." >> do you think it's wrong to be a movie? >> what is it going to be like? weep "leave it to beaver." it would be like "survivor." >> there's going to be weird kind of "lord of the flies"

meets carnal knowledge. >> they'll sex it up. gilligan will have a six-pack. have his shirt off all the time. >> as our prominent african-american at the table do you think they should have a -- >> what do you mine. >> should they keep it as pure as the professor's white shirt? >> you can make it comical and still new and don't make it too filthy? >> all i'm saying, andy, my skipper is white. >> well, i'm well aware of that. >> what was that girl's problem? what was that about? >> here's my cast. here's my cast. >> off air. >> here's my cast. maryanne, jennifer lawrence. >> of course. >> christina hendricks as ginger. >> nice. >> helen mirren as lovie howell

and glenn close as thurston howell. >> mitt romney as -- >> that's funny. >> i'm going another way with the professor, gary oldham and glover has toer gilligan. >> black and gays and one of the gays will be jewish. >> one person that -- >> how are you looking -- this could be your show. >> why? what -- >> "gilligan's island." >> i loan like gilligan. i've been told i look like a denver omelet and i enjoy denver omelet. don't send them in the mail. who do you see in the movie? >> i don't want to see it as a movie. i feel like when you fall in love with a cast and fall in love with characters it's really hard to imagine someone else playing that. like i don't know why they have

to make "the brady bunch" into a movie. something to be said for letting it be what it was. if you do something the only way to do it is do it differently. >> they did remake "gill gun's island." it was called "lost" if you remember. and it didn't work. but here's the way -- >> took a long time not to work. >> it was a very confusing "gilligan's island." gilligan's nightmare. lindsay lohan as the movie star. >> yes, yes. >> who marianne, the girl in "juno." helen page would be -- gilligan, michael xena. john goodman would be the

milli skipper. >> professor, conrad murray is the dude michael jackson's doctor. that's the professor. i got lil' kim at being ginger. lil' kim will be marianne. i got and ginger, i got, yeah, ke$ha as the rich old white people, what's -- thurston howell and lovie, that's going to be tight. hmm. i don't know, lou dobbs and his wife. let's throw lou dobbs and his wife -- gilligan, greg gut fefe >> at the commercial break they had the specific music when things weren't going well. da, da, da, da -- da, da, da.

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bob marley's "one love." let's roll it. you've seen it. ♪ one heart give thanks and i will feel all right ♪ ♪ let's get together and feel all right ♪ ♪ whoa let's get together to fight one love ♪ ♪ one heart ♪ let's get together and feel all right ♪ ♪ one love baby >> wesley snipes has fallen -- it's like a really, really bad concert. white people going like this. >> i thought service zombies. is there more or is that it?

go for it. go for it. christmas song. >> come on. ♪ merry christmas merry merry christmas to you ♪ ♪ come on whoo ♪ you get a christmas too >> go for it. >> she does. k.t., is toronto on to something? they don't care. >> i was in toronto last week. he's got to win re-election. first of all he's cut taxes. he's streamlined government. there's a certain part of toronto that loves this sort of archie bunker thing and the recovery community thinks he's great becausess's lost weight. look at that video. he's going to aa meetings. >> a couple of aa meetings, might have missed a dumb of them. >> he didn't just cut taxes. he cut a lot of things. on a tape.

jedediah, it's like their politics is one long christmas office party. that never ends. it is a christmas party that never ends. >> he's such a likable guy. the difference between him and anthony weiner. you watch him and can't stand him. this guy, i can go to a party with him. >> have a beer with him. >> and until he totally sexually harasses you and he's wearing them around his head. >> one thing you can tell from the video, he's done with the coke and he is done with the crack and your boy is on the molly now. everybody is dancing up there. what are they doing in canada? they are -- >> used to be america's attic. now they're america's underpants, they're tight and -- >> skinny. >> i went out on a limb on that and i fell on my face. luckily we're out of time. >> oh, man. >> i thought we were. how much time? 20 seconds. let's do that over again. used to be america's attic but

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