amazing. so, i can't really decide. >> you know what? i think you're right about that. everything is pretty amazing well said.

>> that that sort of stance is unacceptable. >> and psychotic helicopters. also a cia program training attractive women in control. >> we can make it here in america. cheaply, efficiently around the world. a popular iphone app broadcasting messages from a secret illumanati from mars. >> a madman. >> i feel glorious. >> and president obama taking a firm stand against up coming entourage movie. >> it's not what our founders

envisioned. the american people deserve better. >> and now, let's welcome our guests. so cute that squirrels in the park try to feed her. i'm here now with dana perino. and he's caused suicide hot line volunteers to. >> 2013, you over. >> right. >> and he's a doting father, a loving son, a hopeless drunk. sitting next to me. steve carnan.com. his book is now available. >> well done. >> i wish you can see me.

>> they were sorry but we weren't. owe owe 2013 was a special year for apologies alec baldwin vows never to use homophobic slurs again. and the most memorable apology belong to this one. >> today's announcement i know i embarrassed everyone in this city. and i will be forever sorry. >> he wasn't from america but we like to think of him as america's mayor. let's take a look at the year. >> yes. have more to do. but no. do i? am i an at yikt? no. have i tried it? probably in one of my drunken stupors. >> get off my driveway, please.

>> what can you tell me? >> get off my property, please. can you please get off my driveway? >> get off my property, please. get off my property! >> i'm leaving. >> thank you. >> side note [ bleep ] >> it will be over in five minutes. >> libya gone, i have never said that. in my life to her i would never do. that i'm happily married. >> amazing. you know we've recorded this special july 2012. so there is no -- you might not be alive. but he is -- only

apologized more, or better than him. >> if you go a party and he is at the party, stay at the party. >> you don't go. you stay there. >> no. you stay at the party. >> this dude is off the chain and insane. i love him. he's sweaty and big and bloated, unapologetic and doing what he does. >> yes. >> he's still the mayor of t dot. >> the funny thing is that if he's a pretty good mayor. >> i'm sensitive about this subject. one, very done crack. when i was wasteed and i don't think it's a big deal. two, marion berry did it a million times and got reelected. obama brags about his cocaine use in his book. no one cares about that. yes. this is a great mayor. the real state has been going through the roof. he's

imposed free market liberation on this socialist country because he's a fat white guy we make fun about the one time he did crack. wasted. someone has a crack pipe you're going to be like well i am having trouble seeing. you know? i won't mind a sobering toke. >> is that what it is? >> it's better to drive after crack if you're really wasted. >> i agree. >> like a strong cup of coffee >> exactly. >> you were saying to me in the green room why all the hate about crack? then, you walk out. >> interestingly, you're the best thing that ever happened to anthony weiner? >> yes? >> rob ford. >> he was on the front page of every paper, embarrassing the naths, now, no one can remember anthony weiner happened because this actual mayor in canada

captured our attention. >> yes. >> having sex via texting is much better when you're on crack. >> i'll keep that in mind. >> did this apology stand out to you? >> i think the biggest apology of the year was the president after repeatedly lying. >> because of -- >> i don't think. it was a good lie. >> what is wrong with that? going to lie so we'd go ahead with it. >> and if you think about that a long time. >> wow. >> good. >> you know, worst apology...

>> the worst apology ever, adam, smith was the guy harassed a girl at chick-fil-a. this is awful. and he lost his job. i don't condone but did enjoy it. a year of big deal that's weren't real. and who can for get the girlfriend that died while not existing. then, university of wyoming student who reported some evil right winger posted rape threats on a school facebook page this, garnered national attention. only problem is that it's later determined the girl posted it herself. other colleges and

there is a lesbian waitress claiming a family left her a homophobic note instead of a tip the family produced a statement saying they left the tip. and morales was fired. >> yes. >> all right. there is so many hoaxes. that seems like there are, it's not an industry of hoaxes if you will. may i coin a phrase? >> coin a phrase >> i forgot what it was >> i don't like they do it this girl did it with the lion on the family? then, he find out they have to go through receipts today come back and going back to this place? that made me angry. because people goring through persecution for being a lesbian or homosexual male. >> everyone is tired. >> and yes. yes. >> my friend says she's a liar. saying she had cancer ask a

bunch of things the point is that don't people think they can do these hoaxes? >> that is the achilles he'll. everyone goes well, it's pro equality showing lesbians can be just as crazy and malicious. as normal people. >> norm. called norm. >> the truth is that it's nothing to do with that but reaction to the hoaxes is what this media is about. not they get away with it and someone has mental illness. but they jump at the chance to that america is a racist homophobic hell hole and its not. >> there, a college president said fear and disruption were reechlt then patted himself on

the back. >> right. >> something could have -- >> right. >> what is disturbing is that americans a lot of us want it to be true. >> it's want to be a sexist, and racist >> a girl pushes her car into the water with her kids in it and said a black dude in it z two black dudes kidnapped my kids.. >> i believed that. >> what are your thoughts? is this going to be over? now, being exposed more quickly? >> you hope attention for the hoax is that neg taf tension for when they're found out would be big enough they'd not do it again. i think hoax is a wrong word, these people are sick a hoax... >> hoaxing should be fun. >> should be fun. but this is people so in need of personal attention the only way to get it is through this.

>> the one hoax we can discuss. that thing just waent way because it was so obviously weird and gone. and it was so many of the stories. >> nobody wanted to put more pressure on him. >> okay. coming up a story so unbelievable, we probably made it up. but first... what where the stories of 2013? our frightened in the morning? yeah. getting your vegebles every day? when i can. [ bop ] [ male announcer ] could've had a v8. two full servings of vegetables for only 50 delicious calories.

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>> there are a lot of frightening moments ash the world. obamacare launch, nsa scanneda. then, i almost ran out of peanut butter after stores closed. stop yawning dana! it's not that late! a meteor crashed in russia. joe this is interesting to me. you live here. you're not near the asteroid. you hid for days. why is that? >> well, they come from space there is no hiding from them.

anywhere. >> it's true. >> you're saying you have decided to hide what? will tlb bigger ones come something >> they can be bigger or smaller ones a smaller one no one going to believe you. >> i want to go to the next story. department of defense spons yorg a competition to bring humanoid robots to life. could we be wrong about robots? maybe this is a good thing. >> only have one nuclear disaster per generation weefrment going to need more nuclear disasters to keep this busy. >> it's a lose, lose >> you if you have to get it, you will die. >> it's going to be killer robot or sars. not sure which >> which would be rather die from? >> defending the honor of a beautiful woman >> so sars?

>> yes. >> sars. if you get sars you prevent one woman from getting sars. >> it's one way of looking at it. it's better to give a woman sars than never to have loved at all. >> you're a hopeless kind of cruel romantic. i gave her sars. but through love. report says there are huge swarms of raspberry ants. known as crazy ants invading southern united states from brazil. they're drawn to electronic devices like car stereos and circuit boxes forming a mass that could short circuit. is this how the world is going end? with crazy snants >> it doesn't sound good they're already called crazy ants by scientists. it's not looking g i don't think it's going to be worse than sars. >> is the attack electronic? does this mean no device is safe?

should i sell your car some >> stay down in texas where these are. if you drive in the car you can spread ants here. keep those ants away from me, greg. >> that doesn't help me. >> well, what we could do is perhaps import ant eaters we'd have to import jaguars to kill ant eaters and jaguar only natural predators other jaguars now we've got a jaguar institution. >> are they going affect our banks? >> that is not a problem i have. i do not have much money. >> i want to ask you about your new year resolutions what is your plan to stay snaf >> three so far. one, go to the doctor more. because how do i know if i'm just tired or i have lyme disease? and sure the doctor will say i tested last month, but that is last month. >> one more?

>> yes. to finish my novel about a timid comedian by day/super hero by night. that beats up rude people to defend the honor of a beautiful woman. >> i had a feeling he's going to finish that. or finished by a cat. >> publishers? i'm standing by. >> thank you, joe >> coming up. >> coming up, steve block sponsored by iceberg. the floating masses of ice detached from a glacier carried out to sea. thanks icebergs. you're welcome, greg what. story caused most outrage this year? our red eye debate center. >> now, it's time for red eye. memori memorial. not dead, just dead to us.

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thinking we are all bigot iing d indy and the nascar. and "the daily show" sends two gays down to the south to get beat up. i'd like to hear the prep by the way. look, it's going to get dangerous there. hey, man, you look like you're so in love, making out. you're the coolest gay dudes i ever saw. then they proposed to each other in a diner. everyone goes, yeah! >> great. >> and then as they sum up this obsession the media has with proving what is not, dana. >> something along those lines. it had to do with race iism, th media thinks everybody else is a racist if you didn't vote for president obama and the example is the rodeo clown that wore the mask of obama.

this guy makes less than minimum wage, gets fired from the job and all the rodeo clowns in america have to go to sensitivity training. the truth is every president going back as far as i can remember i've gone to rodeos my whole life, every president gets the mask treatment from the rodeo clown. that's the way it is. it was racist. >> they went too far. >> what's your outrage? >> i have no outrage this year. i'm happy to be a working comedian and have friends like you guys. >> ah! >> and the redeye hashtag redeye family on twitter, we will be together forever. love you guys. and the camera crew, too, camera crew, all you guy, stage managers. takes avillage. >> wait. it's not over. >> we've got more show? >> and on this very network, a late night talk show host who claims to be a libertarian. can we roll it? >> everybody knows watching the

redeye for seven years knows i hate the government. i have to defend the nsa. >> oh! >> all year claiming to be a libertarian and yet supporting every possible invasion of privacy the government could commit. shame on you, sir. you are the outrage of the year for the seventh straight year. >> the debate center. >> that wraps up apologies. redeye's 2013 media specialist. many special thanks to dana peri perino. that does it for me, greg gu, hy new year! >> happy new year!

hello, happy new year's eve. i'm greg -- i'm eric bolling with bob bob, greg gutfeld, dana perino and kimberly guilfoyle. >> just a few hours left until the new year and so let's get the party started. kimberly and bob will kick off the all american party at times square at 9:00 p.m. tonight. they will tell you what they have on tap so stay tuned but 2013 was a big year for the fi