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looks at her. miss new york usa. eat your heart out, jonas brothers. and he spent his new year's eve with a shawl and a clean ex-- kleenex, andy levy. and his ascot smokes a pipe. it is daily caller will ron. and what scurvy is to sailors, tom shillue. his latest and greatest comedy album is called "don't force it." >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. greg, [inaudible]. >> that is so true. before i start i want to talk about an event that occurred last week. i was out in arizona. a lovely state. a lot of "red eye" fans there. a lot of people asking about you. >> really? >> not you, tom.

a lot of people were asking about me. anyway, i was driving to the grand canyon. it is okay. it is not grand. let's get that out of the way. don't you agree? a little uh sten -- uh sten day shoes calling it grand? i stop at a sandwich store and sitting with my wife. they are organic and they have all of this stuff in it and my wife is eating a salad and i am eating a sandwich amount of man sits next to me and he is skinny and shaking. his mouth is going like this. ba, ba, ba, ba. clearly the man is on crystal meth. he is sitting down and he is like this and he starts talking about how he was fired and what he was going to do. and then he looked over at me and said, hey. i said hey. he said can you help me dig a hole? i said, i'm busy. he said you help me dig a hole and there will be something for you after.

i said, no, thanks. my wife got up and ran away. this is part of a segment that i like to call, should i have called the cops? we drove 90 miles an hour up toward the grand canyon. my wife says we have to call the cops. we have to call the cops. i said, no we don't, honey, no we don't. he probably wanted to plant a tree. >> let me ask you a question, greg. after you helped him dig the hole was there stuff for you? he broke the contract. >> and the body was heavy, i must say. if you are in somewhere between the grand canyon and sedona and somebody is missing, he is in a hole. >> have i a theory. there was a "breaking bad" marathon on. was he just sitting near a tv? >> you know what, i had these weird dreams. anyway. it happened. okay, it is now less tricky to buy sticky icky. the word's first stores licensed to sell marijuana opened in colorado.

anyone 21 and older could buy and thousands lined up to be a part of history. activists arranged a ceremonial first purchase at a store in denver. the customer, an iraq war veteran, who says he uses pot to help with post traumatic stress disorder. >> it helps alleviate my symptoms of ptsd. i would rather use cannabis than xanax. it is a lot safer in my opinion. it helps me a lot. i feel i have a duty to help other people in trying to spread the message. >> he is now a certified bud tender. we caught up with two customers outside a store. >> those guys, that is actually a man and a woman, but that's how they see themselves now that they are high. it is frightening, tom.

there is no place in the world, not even amsterdam that is somewhere in south america that has gone as far as colorado to legalize pot. any downside you see here? >> well, i don't know why, but i see them interviewing people all the time and the people who use marijuana. but is anyone interviewing pot dealers? they will be hurt by this, are they not? >> the little guy. >> yes. it is like wal-mart versus the bodega. there were several students putting themselves through college by selling pot dorm to dorm. they will be hurt now because you can buy it in a store. they will drive down prices. it will be terrible. >> if we learned from the tv show "weeds" all populars are nice middle aged ladies. >> with great legs. >> they do have dpr legs. >> the gang guy ends up being in the cia. no, that is scandal. i am getting confused by tv shows again. will, activists had the iraq war veteran a good choice to make the first purchase. do you think that was by accident?

>> i am going to say it is probably not by accident the first guys in iraq was a vet with ptsd and i am glad he got it if it is working for him. at the bought m to of the story they talk about the two guys from sense since who came to koll -- from cinncinati to buy pot. they said when are you going back? they said we are staying here. what are the chances they add to colorado? this is the downside. if it spreads we should ask ourselves should they get unemployment if they are sitting around getting stoned in colorado? >> that's a good point. people are getting unemployment if you are around drunk. >> they are different. alcohol destroys you faster and more explosive. pot is like, i am going to start smoking pot every day. four years later you wake up in the mcdone willed naileds and you are -- mcdonalds and rut assistant manager. >> that happens every time? that's amazing. >> welcome to the program. >> hello. >> you are a bartender. do you feel perhaps there will

be a rise in bud 10 dents and have you thought about that as a vocation? >> you know, a girl can dream. onward and upward. >> what do you make of this whole thing? >> i loved this story. i thought it was great. all of the news coverage reminds me of black friday which is my favorite national holiday. i will wait in a line for shoes just like these people are waiting for pot. it was a big, grand day and it is wonderful. i have my habits and they have theirs. i don't know about the kids. my pageant answer, the kids. i am. i am a little nervous that it will get into the wrong hands a and these kids will become dead beats and won't become anything. >> if it gets in the hands of the kids, it is not in my hands and that bothers me. i don't smoke pot. it freaks the hell out of me. i get pan mickey and i got -- panicky and i go to the hospital. i am not built for it. unlike you, andy.

>> i hate. it i can't stand it. you raise a good point especially since there is no way for kids to get pot. i hope that doesn't change when we legalize it. i continue get -- i don't get the whole pot thing. i don't get it. i don't do. it i don't like being ready around hard score stoners. they are annoying. by legalizing it maybe we will get rid of the sub culture. it won't be cool and con tear cultural anymore. maybe we won't have to deal with seth rogan going on talk shows and being an idiot telling an unfunny story. >> my fear is, a, that won't happen and china will take over. everyone will become seth rogan. we will have a whole nation of guys. they will think there are like six or seven comedians in l.a. that are really, really

successful. why can't i do that? i am funny when i am stoned. you have a whole generation of people who think they are seth rogan and for the most that is part they are right. >> that is the problem. if this spreads you think about the problems like young people in america have. they are lazy. they are kind of lost at looking at themselves. >> your generation specifically. >> i am talking about me specifically. these are all sidey ficts of -- side effects of pot. if it does increase the amount of marijuana and removes the stigma we have attached to it, it can't help things make the country lazer. >> it is a coaching point i disagree with. weed to me, all substances are fascinating. the fact that sub staps can have an -- the substance can have an effect on you. i drink lots of wine. i hate wine drinkers. >> there are different

varieties of pot. that's so cool. there is bubble gum one was called and african queen. >> it is an adult drug. >> people will start to, you know, maybe use it like wine. they will do it for taste and for flavor. >> that's the point now. it is no longer medical marijuana. this is marijuana. why do they still have this guy out hearsaying he has symptoms. that was the excuse from before. now you can say i want pot because i want to smoke pot. this was the trojan horse. not to take anything away from the veteran who served our country and definitely needs relief if the other pills aren't doing the same thing. >> same with the warriors of troy. you don't want to take anything away from them. they were hard workers as well. >> no. my point is ptsd or medicinal marijuana was the trojan horse to get drugs in. >> of course. the thing that bothers me is he likes pot

more than xanax. i don't get that. >> you are basically a pharmaceutical snob. the man-made substances are far superior to things grown. man does a better job than mother nature h when it comes to things you ingest. i don't go into the woo had and eat stuff -- go into the woods and eat stuff. >> when you take xanax is it like doing pot and being stoned? >> no. >> so he likes to be stoned. that's his thing. >> that's what it is. all right they see no reason for it to be treason. the new york times says the obama administration so go easy on edward snowden and offer the traitorous scum -- that's probably a better way to say it, trait russ scum -- tater russ scum to end his exile in russia. the paper insists that snowden has done a great service to the country and, quote, it is time for the united states to

offer mr. snowden a plea bargain for a form of clemency that would allow him to return home and face punishment in light of his role as a whistle-blower. i hate the phrase whistle-blower. while the former chief says it is outrageous and in a bad way. it was not that's outrageous! it is, that's outrageous. clarify. peter king is all for it. >> as far as i'm concern i had edward snowden is a traitor or a defector or both and the new york times are an accomplice. they really made themselves a blame america first rag as far as i'm concerned. >> may have had that wrong. hard to say. for more let's go live to shower kitty.

>> joanne was mimicking what she does in the shower which i don't know. no, you are not going to do it for us, are you? you are still miss usa, aren't you? >> for like three weeks. >> after that you will be doing that. probably in germany surrounded by a large group of angry, crazed astronauts who are doing an educational film for children. >> will, is snowden a hero or a villain or something in the middle like franky munoz? >> it is more like franky munoz, no offense to him. he strikes me as a naive person. he didn't fully think this out. i don't like spying on americans. we are spying on foreign leaders? well i would hope so.

the problem with this is the new york times editorials wra -- are terrible. there was a time when they were good, but they are not even logical. well he did this good thing so let's let him off. i don't know. >> i think they are trying to find some relevance in an increasingly marginal liesed society. >> well, one thing about this -- >> i thought that was good. >> it was fantastic. one thing i didn't like is in the second paragraph it notes that the judge who, you know, the judge has sent out different opinions. the judge who said let's stop this nsa thing ordered an injunction and a republican appointee. the judge who ruled it legal democratic appointee and they didn't mention that and they will not mention it the next time they say have you on vote for this democratic candidate. >> that's an excellent point. >> thank you. >> i didn't know that. that's quite interesting. >> that's why i said it was interesting, tom. thanks for the back up. >> i thought it was sarcasm.

>> no, i meant it that

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>> she says the inassistant of the song is to remind us that unexpected things happen so love and appreciate the moments you have. we don't have forever and daylight is wasting. it does fit the song. it might be inappropriate to you there, but i don't think she is full of crap by saying that and i think we have to stop bashing artists for saying things. we have such bland stuff out there that is much more offensive than any of this stuff. >> my question is though if she used audio from 9/11, same thing. time is too short, but no one would ever. >> that's true. >> andy, i think she destroyed you. >> and do you buy that? do you think she put that in there as a salute to the lost challenger? >> no, i don't buy that, but i

do buy it fits the intent of the song and what the song is about. >> but the apology itself? >> i don't buy that. >> i don't think you buy anything, sir. >> i buy a lot. >> tom, i get the feeling that she didn't have any idea. i am not deeply offended. i just find -- my theory is that celebrities are surrounded by people who see everything as a prop for whatever they are going to do. if for example there is a -- michael jackson. he has a baby and there are people outside the window and the baby became a prop. didn't even think about it. this is a live baby. he hangs the baby outside. when ever there is an opportunity to do something interesting they never think about what the thing is. they just do it. >> he also never took a child care class. >> that's true as well. >> he would have learned that you don't put them out the window. >> good point. >> i think your second point

is insicive and wise. but the first part of what you said was foolish and i can't remember what it was. >> you didn't think she knew about it. >> she is not even a real person. she is like a corporation. you can't think of her as a person. she is a brand, a corporate entity. she now knows there is a formula for selling product. you create product and do something offensive and issue an apology and then reap the benefits. that is how they do it. i don't want to blame beyonce. >> it doesn't work here. the album sold large amounts before this came out and nasa jumped on it. it wasn't even nasa. it was a former official. >> i am not blaming beyonce. >> it sounds like you are. >> i am blaming the consumer who buys into this nonsense. we listen to their apology. we act like it is sincere and it is not. >> we agree that the apology

carousel is ridiculous. we cover the stories every day and point that out. wouldn't the families kind of have a right to say that's stupid? >> it is fine. the fools are you guys for saying oh she didn't know a producer dropped it in there. beyonce is in control of everything. >> i agree with that. >> that makes no sense. she did it to generate publicity? if you are susan vega, but she is bonn -- beyonce. >> why bring susan vega into this? >> you attack and apologize and then reap the benefits. >> you sir are the fool. >> we ran out of time for this story. you know what, i think we should do this story in the next block since you suggested it. >> we have to take a break. don't leave now. there is more stuff to by the way, my new book is in the new year.

it is coming up in march. pre order it on amazon and stuff like that or go to my website, g gutfeld.com.

former lead senger of -- singer of nickleback has canceled at his slave plantation in response to public outcry. the song writing workshop -- can you imagine a song writing workshop was to be held in june at the not away plantation and resort which is now a museum. before i read any further it has the word resort in it. it is a museum. so she apologized on her website writing when i found out it was to be held on a former plan -- plantation i thought to myself, whoa. i didn't imagine or understand that the setting of a plantation would trigger such

outrage or result in such high velocity bitterness. that's an interesting apology. tom, you are the one who sent this to me. >> tell me why this is delicious. >> she is going to have a retreat on this plantation. there is no slavery going on. i want to stress that there is a 13th avenue and they are standing by it. she says we will have this party at a plantation which people do all the time. there are plantations all over the place and they rent them for functions. everyone goes crazy on facebook saying she has to shut it down and then she cancels it. she says i know this is terrible, but i thought we could use the plantation. i thought we could use the oppression to write songs. people say not good enough. her apology was a nonapology. it is amazing. if you take their philosophy to its logical conclusion, you can't even step foot in the

south. they are former slave holding states. why put your feet on the ground? you must levitate off the ground. it is absurd. >> you could be angry at just about everything. there is always something that happens that was upsetting. >> i hate every single one of you right now. am i ignorant for not seeing why this is an issue? people get married at plantations. it is beautiful. i saw the pictures. i just don't understand. don't go if you have an issue with it. it is like hipsters trying to go. >> they are trying to out aggrieve -- is that what i am trying to say? >> she said i do a lot of concerts in places that are owned by people i don't dwre with. of course she does. >> here is a good point, will, and i will throw it out to

you. you can agree with me. there are a lot of people -- maybe one. maybe none. they didn't do the boy scout jamboree thing. people turned down performing at the boy scout jamboree because of their stance on allowing gays as. >> troop leader. >> yes. and so yet they still performed like in the middle east. i think there is a lot of inconsistency going on. >> you know, i will take that and say there is a progressive thought that tom was talking about. he is always obsessed with sins of the past. it is always grandpa sins or thomas jefferson sins. when they look in the mirror they no longer exist. there is a weird progressive thing the internet has made worse where you get being offended as a sign of virtue. the better person you are the

more outraged and miserable you are all of the time. that's a bizarre way to go through life. >> not if you are constantly being rewarded. the social network exists to reward such behavior. >> it is all moral posturing. >> you can have strangers that say good for you. >> i don't appreciate your microaggression. >> that's exactly what we are talking about. >> is that what it is? microaggression? >> yes. they teach college courses on it now. >> it is the little things, the microaggressions. you don't even know you are doing it. >> the interesting thing is there are some things people find offensive to participate because of the past. but then you will have say somebody like trent resner. didn't he own the house where sharon tate was killed? that was cool. >> that was cool. the best thing about this story is pro tbres sighs are shocked when they don't get a pass.

she has to mention in her response or apology how progressive she was. this was a gathering of progressive people so a doubt came out organically. she is one of the good ones, greg. she couldn't be getting this crap. >> but that is the thing. she is right. she is right so i am with her on that. she is saying where isn't there oppression of the past? everywhere we walk. >> let's accept it. let's accept by the way i think we are the greatest country in the world at getting rid of our nasty habits. aren't we? we realize and punish ourselves for nasty habits that we have had. meanwhile, we were a true revolutionary that got rid of much worse places. >> the story of america is we have this people's history of the united states that focuses on all of the bad. yes, the norm was oppression and slavery.

we moved the fastest from oppression to equality and happiness. >> that's easy for you guys to say, you privileged people. >> also the wonderful thing about the story is we are all debating defranco. >> she has a lot of fans. >> what is the del ma graphic? what is the demographic? >> i don't know. didn't she have one hand in her pocket and the other one was smoking a -- >> no that's sheryl crowe. >> i don't know who that is. >> we have to move on. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. if you are eddie franco tell us what you think about our coverage. we care. we will run your letter. have a video of your animal doing something? go to fox news.com/red eye and click on video. we may use it. coming up, our last story.

>> i love the wine and the clear alcohol. >> will, buying it? >> it is quotable. i too like gin and lean kind

of right. so, but this does show us a lot. you have jim beam, an american tennessee brewed naturally flavored great whisky on one side. conservatives like that. and then have you flavored, expensive, french gray goose vodka, an alcohol closely associated with russian communism. i mean -- >> yes. andy, you drink zima with your cats. >> i like maker's mark and i like stoley and i guess as a libertarian that works out fine. i am not surprised peach schaupps are younger voters. >> nothing i like more than a fuzzy naval fountain. >> it is interesting. >> pinacoladas.

>> and gin is absolutely disgusting. >> it makes you do weird things. you will soil yourself on gin. we have to go. later. licans in 2014?

the scott walker money message tomorrow. right now it's "the five." >> it's so funny. it's a rash and going away. hello i'm greg, along with kim her by, bob and dana perino. this is of course "the five." surprise surprise the poll shows we have no faith in government. one in 20 says the the government is okay. that person is in scientific terms a moron. he may be hosting at msnbc. cheap shot. stockton, cleveland, baltimore, on is and on