>> senator, thank you very much, sir. >> thank you. >> thank you for being with us. we will see you again tomorrow night. right here at 7 p.m. eastern. go to gretawire.com. >> averto. you are now about to enter the >> coming up on "red eye" a puppy the size of an iphone. we've got what some are already calling the most adorable interview of all time. and what does the vice president really think of the moon landing? >> it is a bunch of malarkey. that means it ain't true. >> and finally a man who fell in love with a cobra. our panel weighs in on whether or not he should be allowed to legally marry the venomous reptile. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> she is so sharp she scares hemopheliacs. i am here with allison

barber. he and he is this month's center fold in "peeper" andy levy. he loves to peep. and he only snorted one substance. he injected all of the other. it is gavin mcguinness. he is writer for "talking mag.com" and street carnage.com. his latest book is available in paperback "the death of cool" and i urge everyone to buy it. he good his groupies have groupies. i think the title should be longer. it premieres on friday, spike tv. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. may, greg, four score and seven years ago you may think this was funny. >> that was harsh to start off the show guy that was just fired. he lost his cool. dennis rodman freaked out in an interview when he was asked

if he would speak up for an imprisoned man. he is there to play a game. hehe he was asked about kenneth bay who was jailed about alleged hostile acts against the country. >> do you understand what kenneth bay did? >> yes. >> what did he do? >> do you understand what he did in this country? >> what did he do? >> no, you tell me. why has he been held captive? >> they haven't released charges. >> and then dennis went menace. >> no, no, no. i don't -- i don't give a rat's ass what you think. look at these guys. look at them. let me do this. really? really? i'm gonna tell you one thing. people around the world -- around the world i'm gonna do one thing. you guys behind the mic right now the guys here we are going

back to america and take the abuse. do you have to take the abuse? you sir let me know are you going to take the abuse? >> well it is a little unclear what he was saying. not all of us speak rodman. thankfully we got uh hold of a translated version. >> let me do this. really? really? i'm gonna tell you one thing. people around the world, around the world -- i'm gonna do one thing. you guys behind the mic right now we're -- the guys here doing one thing. we have to go back to america and take the abuse. do you have to take the abuse? we will take to you sir let me know, we are gonna get it. guess what though, one day -- >> see, it makes perfect

sense. i sit corrected. is this diplomacy or derangement or a bit of both? >> rut guy behind the mic right now. you are. let me tell you one thing, one thing, okay? i have to go back and i have to take this abuse. okay? >> i like to abuse you. >> and one day you will the -- you will. >> that broke my heart. >> gavin, you speak nonsense. what was rodman saying and do you agree with the points he was making? >> i think he was being very clear. he was saying you are sitting there behind the microphone and you are being mean to me. when i get back other people are going to be mean to me because it was negligent of me to come here and play basketball for a bunch of money when there are so many human rights violations. >> i liked it better when you were drinking. >> you asked for it. >> no i didn't. i said don't get totally wasted before the show.

now look ought. you won't even like respond. >> what? sorry? can i say one little thing? >> yes. >> when we have other countries manufacturing stuff we don't know what they are doing, it is cute when china is making toys and toy cars, that's fine. when you get into more important things like parts for planes or pharmaceuticals, we can't trust these places. north cor rye yaw is -- north korea is a crappy china and we have seen how bad their pharmaceuticals are. that was xanax and the dosages were way off. they were way too intense. if that was here we would have had a much better high. that was a wake up call. oh my gosh. these guys cannot make drugs. >> those were north korean qualeids. >> he was so peppy. how many anphetamines do you

put in your qualouds kim jong-un? >> you dated rodman in the 90s. you were 15 though. should he have spoken about kenneth bay the way he did? he sounds like he knew something we didn't. >> i love him going to north korea in general because obviously i don't really like she gala vaunting around -- gala vaunting around with a murderous dictator, but i like the fact that there are people in the world that dennis rodman is their only representation of an american. can you imagine if your country is going to tell you all of the propaganda that north korea has, they drink coffee made from filtered snow. i would be like, i bet they do. i like that there is some poor little north korean is like, god, americans. that is them. >> but there must be some north koreans saying if that's what they are like, let's conquer them tomorrow. >> i'm sure some are saying that. i'm sure that's the case. >> let's go with sticks.

>> it reminds me of muammar qaddafi. power corrupts, absolute power corrupts. pretty soon dennis will have his own female group of bodyguards behind him. >> he looked like he was running his own country. they looked every bit as uncome rt toable as the relatives of a dictator saying we can't speak up or he will kill us. andy, this trip is not supposed to be about politics. it is about a birthday. why can't the media understand that and get off dennis' back? >> i think it is because they are jews. >> as always it is the jews who ruin things. >> absolutely. you can see them in the background and one of the players is with rodman, knicks' former not so great charles smith. he is having some second thoughts. he is basically saying -- he said some of the statements and things that dennis has said have tainted our efforts. and then he says he feels a lot of remorse for the guys over there because they are doing something positive, but

they are being portrayed so horribly. you look at these guys and you say first of all you are there for the money because you need it. the whole thing has been -- rodman i don't feel sad for because he is just -- he is rodman. but these other guys sort of got used. they got offered this money and they are over there making fools of themselves and they just realized that. >> the worst thing is where do they go? after this it is like, well do you guys want to go to friday's? maybe there is a strip club we can get drunk at. they can't even do that. >> actually there you can have a strip club brought to you. i just heard that through the grapevine. >> good thing for charles smith is once he gets back to america nobody will recognize him unless he is missing lay ups. >> a little sports humor. >> we have long memories. >> i don't have any memories because i don't watch sports. sports remind me i am going to die.

sports are stagnant. no matter when you watch them they are the same. you are always reminded that you are aging. >> aren't they getting better? aren't there more slam dunks? >> the rules are the same and the ages are the same yet i am getting older. >> it is the opposite of matthew mcconaghey in "dazed and confused." >> yes. they stay the same age and i get older. >> but he was happy about that. you are not. >> let's ons trough sizemore viewers. ever notice how awesome modern dance is? >> just making up philosophical points as to why i don't watch sports or go to museums. i don't go to museums for the same reason. >> because you see king tut and you say i could one day die. >> i see a mummy and i say i am going to one day die. that's just things that happen. all right, he is not a fan of the band. why are they picking on me? i am just speaking my mind what little is left.

a federal judge has struck down chicago's ban on the sale of guns calling it the opposite of constitutional the city ordinance outlawed virtually all sales and transfers of firearms. the u.s. district judge says that wasn't kosher and that the city's argument that the ban was needed to prevent criminals from getting guns didn't square with stats that show the bad guys rarely buy weapons from licensed dealers. mayor rahm emanuel does not agree and the law department says, quote, we need stronger gun safety laws and not increase access in the city. judge chang says certain fundamental rights are protected by the constitution, but outside government's reach. including the right to keep and bare arls under the -- arms under the second amendment. now to the dog who imitates silence. sirens.

>> not only for yoko ono. actually he upstages her which is upsetting so she may have him killed. this seems like a victory for common sense. gang members are not walking into gun shops to buy guns. >> when you have instances of violence as high as chicago you can't justify violating a constitutional amendment when the entire purpose of the ban was to make it safer. that clearly hasn't worked. it was a terrible -- it was an ineffective ban and it infringed on people's constitutional rights. it is good they repealed it. at the end of the day it was not working. >> will liberals ever figure out the places with the most restrictive gun laws have the most gun violence? that's a lay up. >> i am not taking the bait.

>> i think it is time to trust the government on a larger scale. we are talk about one town. oh, chicago. why not let them -- maybe they have a grander plan. what about getting all of the guns away from normal people and then giving them to mexican drug cartels. >> then there is tons of blood. then you say guns are bad. then the gangs go, ew. i saw a picture of a mexican drug cartel guy and his head was blown apart. and then he does president -- doesn't want to get into guns. then over maybe a hundred years you say whoa, you were right. >> it would be successful. >> let's hear them out. >> i need to score some drugs. >> they watch a lot of reality

tv. >> all right. dean, you never needed a tabun because you just smile and criminals' hearts melt. but go ahead and give your opinion anyway. >> good job, judge chang. i am a big second amendment guy. i am known to keep and bare arms. >> you have them right now. >> these guys are loaded. careful. don't get too close. they may go off. careful now. for me it is completely ridiculous. i wish you asked me the lay up question because the answer would be it is ridiculous. rahm emanuel wants to double down, triple down, quadruple down, it is insane. they have a right to conceal carry. i like the firearms safety courses for those who will conceal carry. it is not new york city because it is tough. >> they will put you away. if you forget -- if you bring your gun in, you can go to

jail. you can go to jail for a longtime. >> five years. >> but if i were a gang member and i decided i wanted to jack somebody no one will know. especially in chicago. >> those people need education. >> and a hundred years of it. >> they need a pamphlet. >> andy, is gun control going the way of the dodo which i believe is a giant cat? >> unfortunately no. gun nuts have to be smarter. rahm emanuel over reached and he tried to be too clever. he thought he could work around the second amendment by saying if the constitution says you have a right to own the gun it doesn't say you have a right to sell the gun. we will stop anybody from selling the gun and the judge basically said you can't -- nice try. you can't do that. if he had just tried to regulate the gun stores so much they left chicago he probably would have succeeded and the judge would have left it alone. my guess is that's what is going to happen next. that said, this is a setback to the never let a crisis go to waste style of government.

the murder rates are high. 24 is a chance to get rid of the gun stores. >> you know what happened? the murder rates are going down. they are going down because they are adopting the new york policing style of i believe stop and frisk. as far as i know new york contingent went to chicago. since then they have done what new york is doing and they are watching their murder rate go down. they can't use the crisis anymore. neither can we point to the murder rate going up. it is better that way. >> the bottom line is good laws are rarely passed in time of crisis. every time you see a government trying to pass a law right after sandy hook or whatever, you always have to step back and say hang on. let's think about this. >> you know what the nra should do? they should say the ability to own a gun helps minorities, gays and women. >> it does. >> if you are a minority who owns a business in a high crime area, you should have a gun. if you are gay and you are targeted and leaving where are

you going as a victim of a hate crime, they won't go after you if you have a gun. if you are a woman who has a high percentage less muscle than the thug that is going to attack you -- the gun is the equalizer. i feel like they are missing the boat here. it is a big boat, america. it is a boat we all belong in. coming you up, what is it like to be a super good looking celebrity? dean cain discusses his latest book, i'm gorgeous and you're not, the dean cain story by dean cain. first, will the devil get his day? the answer ain't nay. yes my favorite grass is hay.

they feel fantastic in plastic. oh i love this story. guys dressing up as dolls is now a thing or so i am told. maskers or rubber dollars as they are called put on elaborate and anna tom mickly correct body suits so they can feel like a glamorous lady. unlike transgender people these men don't feel born in the wrong body. they do it for fun and to escape. channel four in britain aired a documentary on this unusual new lifestyle which i can't emphasize enough doesn't interest me at all. here is a trailer for "secrets of the living dolls." >> everyone has secrets. some are more complex than others. >> it is like an extension of another persona within me that wants to go out and have fun. >> del vie into the secret world of female masking. >> there is still a lot of social pressure to conform.

when i dress up and put this mask on and look very nice, it is like a beautiful woman walking down the street. >> a community of men who want to look like real life dolls. >> what do you think when you look in the mirror? >> an exciting female. >> holy crap. this is one of the few times i admit i made a mistake. that should have been the lead for this show. that is absolutely amazing. >> should we start over? >> let's start over. roll it back. we are doing this again. pretend the a block didn't happen. dean -- >> i think somebody is starting the show over. >> in my ear somebody is going, okay, here we go. oh my god. anyway, these are normal people once in awhile who put on rubber body suits to make them feel good. what is wrong with that? >> absolutely nothing.

is this controversial? is this weird? i did notice it was made in the uk, britain. remember when hugh grant came here, that dirty, nasty boy hugh and he was so dirty, awful with december -- with destiny brown. i don't know maybe it is something in the water. i spent time in england. i never met the rubber girls. >> how do you know? >> i am still not positive. >> in a number of ways. >> how do i know that you are not one of them? would it be okay if i try to rip your head off? >> you could try, but obviously these are $850 and this is a high quality product and it is not going to come off easily. feel free to try. my favorite part of the story is the company that makes these apparently is actually a family run business. i think that is delightful. it is a mother and son.

>> they are making it probably for people who need it, and it is being used by people who don't. >> you think thin skin is something -- >> like for burn victims. they could be on the way to making something -- or maybe it is useful. >> maybe in "boardwalk empire" days. >> i am thinking along the lines of "psycho." the mom and her son. i'm just saying. >> working together. a little hobby. gavin, one of the guys in the documentary is a father of six. he lives in minneapolis. that's in the united states. >> oh my. >> and he works as a fork-lift driver in a warehouse. this is like a fun hobby. >> i like how they go these people are perfectly normal. they are just like you and me. and then you say they are obviously busting their asses to be weird. let people be perverts for a change. we are so determined to normalize everything people can't be freaks. it is like when the conspiracy

theorists say 9/11 was not a muslim job. the muslims are like, whoa, whoa, whoa. we worked really hard on that. a lot of gays when you say it is not a sin they say that is the hottest part of the whole agent. the whole act. don't take it away. >> it is true. they want to stand out. they want the stigma. please don't take the stigma. >> obviously they are not trying to blend in. look at them. >> it is code. what they are trying to say is these guys are not gay. that's what they are doing. >> oh, okay. >> they are not gay or tran. that's what they are trying to do. >> it is like if you dress in women's clothes. you would spend all of your time trying to say i am not gay. i just like to wear women's clothes of the. >> i am not gay,. it just feels good.

>> i am a transvestite nudist. i like to not dress in women's clothing. >> andy, you are actually a woman who is living under a plastic andy levy mask which they sell in time square for $37. will you ever go back to being alice? >> first of all it is andrea. i love this store. i love the daily mail. robert is one of a growing number of men -- one of a growing number of men? not a single statistic in a pretty long article to back that up. you have to write something. >> daily mail is the greatest website newspaper on the planet. you get on there and can't get off. a growing number would be accurate going from 1 to 2. >> i was going to say that. i have a funny feeling it could grow tonight. >> they talk about -- again, they try to normalize it. they like to have occasional fun. and then later you meet john

on a second marriage because his first wife left him because of of -- his direct quote, this does affect my relationships because i make my priorities and sometimes other people are not happy about the choices. this is ruining lives. >> it is the reaction of a divorce for robert. did you see that? they said he has no interest in being a nasty hag. he was just following a painful divorce and spent the last 12 years dressing as sherry. it is his way of grieving. >> i can prove this has nothing to do with sex. i tried to make love to one of these guys. he was like, get off of me. are you insane? what are you some kind of a homo? i thought oh i thought you were sending out the vibe. he said for christ's sake no, get off of me. it was very embarrassing. >> you thought he wanted it or she wanted it. >> i mixed the signal. the phermones get mixed up and

they are so hot. >> there are the cheaper kind that are really bad. >> or what about the mean girl stage with the ones who look down on the other ones, look what the cat dragged in. >> what do you mean when you say when this gets popular? it is popular now. it is a growing number of men doing this. >> this is fantastic. this is -- i bought one of these masks for photo show for maxim-uk. i didn't know what it was for. i thought it was a bondage plaything. i didn't know it was an actual movement. i don't have it. >> so you say. >> it is on itv. that means it is on on youtube tomorrow. somebody will put it on

youtube. >> it is a gutfeld christmas. can't wait to open that package. coming up, the c block. it is sponsored by coral reef. those erosion resistant marine ridges or mounds consisting of of tightly compacted coral with magnesium and -- i don't know, thanks, coral reef. no problem, greg. did you get the e-mail i forwarded you about the party? no, i have been busy. whatever i don't want you to go. you just need to start making more of an effort with my friends. >> i will, coral reef. >> but please, no more paul mccurio on the show. >> why is steven segal in the news? better question, why is the news in steven segal?

before we go to the next story it could well be that these rubber dollies is a huge practical joke. >> it could be. >> that is like putting society down. >> if this is a joke they are getting the biggest high five's america can provide. and i will pay for it. >> all right. on to other stuff. they want the devil to make it level. the new york-based say tan nick temple hopes 20* erect a satan statue outside the oklahoma state capital after a

10 commandments monument was placed there in 2012. as you can see children can enjoy the statue because we were all wondering about that. a spokesman says it will be functional as a chair. people of all ages may sit on the lap of satan. what do you call that? is that an anagram for santa? for inspiration and contemplation the group says once the -- once the oklahoma legislate few allowed the privately funded 10 command meants it opened the door for my lord and savior, or the anti-christ to enter the scene. dean, i am outraged. this is a war on something. >> christmas. >> as somebody who has sat on the lap of satan before and told him my most -- i don't even want to touch this one. this is scary. have you been to oklahoma? >> yes, i love oklahoma. >> i love oklahoma too, and

they are not going to love this. >> no, they are not. >> i am going to throw it out there. >> what bugs me is it always comes down to religion versus atheist stuff which is getting boring, but necessary i suppose. it is always like an outside group. it is like the new yorkers are going to oklahoma. do you really have to go all the way to oklahoma and drive them crazy? do you really have to? >> what is matter with the bronx? >> go to a catholic church in the broption and -- in the bronx and do that. >> do that in harlem. >> do that on a sunday in harlem and you will not make it out alive. >> that's why they go somewhere else. >> that's why they are going to oklahoma. i don't think it will go over there. you know, this is the problem, andy. they raise 20 grand to build a statue. you support this, of course, right?

>> i wanted to see how much further that was going. i sensed you were floundering there at the end. look, this is the satanic temple from new york. this is not the satan of the exer -- exer civil. this is the paradise lost, advirsary. if you look at the fundamental tenants you won't december agree with any of them. go to the website and check it out. >> you are telling our viewers to go to a satanic website? >> yes, absolutely. you should read it. >> i do think there was an unfortunate quote from an oklahoma state representative. he said, qoit, i think we need to be tollent rent from people who think different from us, but this is oklahoma and that is not going to fly here. i don't think that's quite what he meant to say. >> but it was actually pretty good. ellison, i refer to the church and state battle and it seems like it is going to go on forever. can we just call a push and

move on? >> i feel like we can. just call a truce and everybody can have their thing. i am with you on that i don't want to touch it, but maybe not for the same reasons. i am not convinced. i saw the trailer for "the exer civil of emily rose" and demons are not something i want to mess with. i don't know if they are a satanic temple and they believe in their tenant or they are mocking christianity. >> that's what i think it is. >> me too, but they shouldn't mess with satan because they should see the trailer for "the exer civil of emily rose." >> you get proof. i want him to visit me. >> great proof. >> who is satan? in the christian bible he is the sthaik who dupes kids -- who dupes kids into losing

their innocence. in the satanic temple he is a cymbal of revolt against hitocrissy. i like him again. in the he brew bible he is the lord of the flies and kills piggy with a conch shell. is it the cool satan or the evil satan? which is it? if he is a cool rebel that doesn't hurt anyone, make a statue. but if he is the embodiment of all evil, boo. >> but will he wear a fen skin? >> a growing number of demons are wearing the fen skins, greg. >> that's how they blend in. >> is there a politically correct way of describing a demon? isn't that negative? heaven challenged? >> they like being a demon. don't take it away from them. don't call them demon-americans or anything. i am here to terrorize you and

eat your soul. >> and instead you are making a monument for me in oklahoma. you suck. >> what about the aliens in "men in black"? we are evil beings. >> i think it is one of those ironic mockery things of the church. that's what they are doing, right? >> i think so. >> but have you ever joke danced? you go somewhere and start joke dancing and then you say i am done joke dancing and i will start dancing real now. and then you say i forgot. i made a face and it stayed that way. i bet a lot of these guys came in trying to freak people out and they say you know it is actually an intense bible. >> they started out as trolls. >> this is good. >> it is really hard to go from joke dancing to real dancing. >> i can't anymore. i ruined dancing. now i can only go -- >> for the joke dancing, it gets you on the dance floor. that's good.

and so what, you are joke dancing. >> and then eva mendes shows up and says i would like to dance with you serious and you go -- >> that happens a lot with me and eva mendes. who is a satanist? >> it all comes around. >> it is william dufoe. he is very much into fem skin. >> it is a good fem skin. i like the beauty mark. >> he is playing meryl streep in the new meryl streep movie. >> and he played satan in the mercedes commercial. >> that's true. where are we 1234* we ran out of time for the next story. this is happening a lot. we have to take a break. don't think of leaving me now. have i a new book. please pre order it. you can go to g gutfeld.com. come back to me. this just came out. this is the paperback. this is my face. isn't it cool? see you in a bit.

would you bury your worry if you could? how come i don't remember this lead? would you bury your worry? i don't even know what that means. would you what? >>- q. i would you bury -- >> would you bury your worry? >> how did i not read this? a career website has listed the top 10 least stressful jobs. according to career cast.com's report at number one is audio ologist which is somebody who helps with hearing needs. hair stylists are second followed by jewelers and then tenured university professors, seamstress/taylor, and

dietician, medical records technician, librarian and number 10 is drill press operator. always my dream. meanwhile, the top stressful jobs seem like the fun ones, firefighters, airline pilots and at the top, enlisted military personnel. what is this saying to you, gavin? what does is day to you? >> i think this study should be called littlest balls jobs and the biggest balls jobs. the most stressful ones were the most rewarding ones. that's what america needs to get back to, the concept of when you take the biggest risk you derive the most. >>. now it is seen as why would anyone do that? it is a waste of time. >> that's true. >> and the least stressful we have professors where i will try to make this story as short as possible, but when i was in college we were doing "the sun also rises." the teacher told us about how boring it was to be a rich expat in spain and how frivolous the lifestyle was.

i put up mild hand -- i put up my hand where he loved his time there. the teacher said, no, in this class we go through the author and discover what the book is actually about. wait, an author is not an expert on his own book? when you are a tenured professor you are wrong and you just change the rules. >> when there is no competition there are no standards. >> the professor's life sucks. >> i read "the sun also rises request it is and have a home in spain because it seemed like so much fun. your professor sucks. >> but you have a home in spain. >> it is awesome. i -- >> do you have a pool? >> no, i have the ocean. it is 85 degrees. >> god made him a pool. >> i hate you. >> i am pissed actor is not on the list. that is stressful. >> being a struggling music is

hard. >> prince is like -- >> i want to go back to the actor thing. memorizing. memorizing is hard. i don't understand -- pisha. >> have you ever seen anybody's imbd page? it is one movie a year. you worked four months a year? >> you haven't looked at mine yet lately, have you? it is ridiculous. 2013, 2013, 2013, 2013. there is a long list, but i can't remember. >> there are not a lot of lines. >> i do a lot of body shots. >> there are a lot of lines in the trailer, man. snorting cocaine. >> about the enlisted man was one of the most stressful and above it for stressful was the military general. why is the enlisted man more stressed than the general? >> the high risk is death. >> nobody is shooting at a general. >> you were there. >> yeah, i was the enlisted man.

>> oh, i had that backwards. >> they said one of the top stressful jobs is newspaper reporter which you are. i always assume reporters it is not that stressful. you pretend like you try to get a story, but you are drinking all the time. >> you are just drinking coffee all day and reach the deadline you waited until an hour before. >> i watched "the wire." >> that's exactly how baltimore is. if you visit baltimore you can survive any situation because you will have seen the "wire." i look for an on-line news outlet and i don't know if that counts as a newspaper reporter. i would think an actual newspaper reporter when you have to file things it is stressful. you have to go up and talk to people. >> i think it is stressful because they are all going out of bees. and they don't do that anymore. they do a google search turns up -- and then they show somebody scrolling on a google page. they say some people are

saying she looks like a terrorist. or they find a tweet from a child. >> you two are both really coming down on our careers over here. how stressful are your jobs. >> it is so much of all other journalism is dependent on newspaper journalism. they are the only ones going out and doing stories. >> like our website we go out and everyone dresses up and runs around. i filed a story on my iphone because i could not get wi-fi and typed it up on notes and sent it in. job well done. >> wow. andy have you ever done that? >> i have never done that. i don't know how much you read about this, drill press operator was the 10th least stressful. it would have been the fourth least stressful except there is a guy named steve who is a drill press operator who is super stressed. >> oh come on! and he dropped

it six whole spaces otherwise it would have been number four. >> and he wears a fen skin. >> you can't wear the fem skin to work, steve. that's not good. you are scare everybody. >> this is incredible. >> i am just like anybody else. >> when i am wearing my fem skin i am shania. you can call me steve when i leave the locker room. >> when it gets so hot in here i have to rip it off of the. >> coming up next, one nightstand.

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mcdonald. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> yay x all right what is the wait on a soulmate? according to a new study, my favorite way to start a sentence the average woman will kiss 15 dudes and have her heart broken twice before finding the one, ie me. the research from britain reports that before settling down a woman will have four one night stands, two fewer than the average man. another survey found men are less afraid of commitment with the average guy ready for a long-term relationship at the age of 79. i forgot what the accolade was. i have a theory. when women have one night stands usually attractive ones it is only with celebrities. >> true. >> women don't go out and go i'm going to go out and find some dude. it is leak, no, there is dean cain. i better jump on him now because i will never see him again. >> it is usually me. i will tell you this. the people who come up with

the statistic on this one, i didn't talk to them. i never spoke to any of them. the numbers are daunting. i am going to say i disagree. >> ellison have you of had your heart broken? somehow i doubt that. >> no, never. i like reading this and all of the things you are supposed to have achieved before you find the one. i am very behind. i need to check off a lot of things like two long-term relationships? nope. >> but you are 12. >> she has an interesting illness that makes her look twice the age of her actual age. it is called being hot. gavin, isn't it important in life to have your heart trampled at least once? >> i always said you are not a real man until you have your heart broken and have the crap beaten out of you and beat the crap out of someone. i'm a man. >> i agree with that by the way. >> and we will put on a fem

mask. >> that's the next one, going through a fem stage. >> andy -- >> i'm not done. when i see these women who have been dumped and they are at that phase i can smell it and i would be at the bar -- i found my wife like a vulture. maybe they came from a wedding. >> were you wearing suspenders? >> no these are my wings. it is come on. >> that is the sound vultures make. >> well they are imitating crows. and then once you get them they live with you and they get their self-esteem back and they say what am i doing with this weird rat face guy and they are too lazy to dump you and you are in. >> andy, the only time you fell in love was the second album by yes. >> have i ever. this study was done in england. there is no way it is right. a growing number of men in evening land are dressing up in fem costumes. a lot of the women they interviewed were actually

men. so this stud dooy is bunk. this study is bunk. >> we can't trust anything in england. all of the men -- the women are actually men in rubber outfits. >> masters. >> cue the stats. >> i am so confused. well, did you know auctioneers make bad grocery store clerks? that'll be $23.50. now .75, 23.75, hold 'em. hey now do i hear 23.75? 24! hey 24 dollar, 24 and a quarter, quarter, now half, 24 and a half and .75! 25! now a quarter, hey 26 and a quarter, do you wanna pay now, you wanna do it, 25 and a quarter - sold to the man in the khaki jacket! geico. fifteen minutes could save you... well, you know.

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