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allyson barber. he's this month's center fold in deeper monthly. tv's andy levy. he only snorted once today and ejected all others. it's davin mcginn necessaess. don't pout. he's so good looking, his groupies have groupies. a block, the lede, that's the first story. >> wow. kind of harsh starting off the show there. the mr. decatur's tool lost his

cool. dennis rodman lost his cool when asked if he would stick up for a fellow american. the basketball player who played in pyongyang. >> do you understand what ken bae did. >> you tell me. >> no, no, no, you tell me. you tell me. why is he held captive? >> they haven't released any charges. >> then dennis went menace. >> no, i don't give a [ bleep ]. i don't give a rat's ass what the hell you think. i'm standing here. look at this guy. look at him. ain't no show. let me do this, really? really? i'm going to tell you one thing. people are running the world. i'm going to do one thing.

you're the guy behind the mic right now. we are the guys here doing one thing. we're going to go back to america and take the abuse. do you have to take the abuse that we going to snake do you, sir, let me know, you don't take abuse, we going to give it. >> well, it's a little unclear what the hell he was saying. not all of us speak rodman. thank goodness we got ahold of a translated version. >> let me do this. really, really, i'm going to tell you one thing. people run the role of ruining the world. i'm going to do one thing. you're the guy behind the mic right now. we are the guys here doing one thing. we have to go back to america and take the abuse. do you have to take the abuse we going to take? do you, sir, let me know, are you going to take the abuse? we going to give it. guess what i do?

one day -- >> see, it makes perfect sense. i sit corrected. dean, is this diplomacy or derangement or a bit of both? >> greg, you're the guy behind the mic right now. you are. let me tell you one thing. one thing, okay? i have to go back and i have to take this abuse. >> that is true. >> yes. i like to abuse you. >> yeah. and one day you will. >> i will. >> that broke my heart. gavin, you speak nonsense. what was rodman saying and do you agree with the point he was saying? >> i think he was being very clear. he was saying that you're sitting there behind the microphone and you're being mean to me and when i get back other people are going to be mean to me because it was negligent of me to come here and play basketball for a bunch of money when there's so many human rights violations. >> i liked it better when you were drinking. >> you asked for it. >> no, i didn't. i just said don't get totally

wasted before the show. now look at you. you won't even like respond. >> well -- >> can i add one little thing? >> yes. yes. >> when we have other countries manufacturing stuff that we don't know what they're doing, it's cute when china makes toys, things, that's fine. when you get into more important stuff, pharmaceuticals, you can't trust these places. north korea is just a crappy china. >> right. >> and we've seen how bad their pharmaceuticals are. that was adderall and xanax and they were obviously -- the dosages were way off. way too intense. if that was here he would have had a much better high. that was a wake-up call. oh, my god, these guys cannot make drugs. >> even worse than that, because those were qualudes. >> he was so peppy. >> how much amphetamines do you

put in your qualudes, kim jong eun. >> allyson, you dated rodman in the '90s. should he have spoken about kenneth bae the way he did? >> he shouldn't have spoken about anything. i love him going to north korea. i don't love him gala vanlting around the world with killers. he drinks coffee that's made from filtered snow. if dennis rodman is all i knew. americans. that is big. >> there must be some north koreans that are saying, huh, if that's an american, why don't we conquer them?

>> i think that's probably the case. >> it reminds me of moammar gadhafi, you know? power corrupt. absolute power corrupt absolutely. pretty soon dennis will have his own female group of body guards. not to say -- >> he looked like he was running his own country. they looked every bit as uncomfortable as a relative of a dictator. we can't speak up or he will kill us. this trip is supposed to be about a birthday. why can't the media understand that. >> i think it's because they're jews. >> as always it's the jews. >> absolutely. >> yeah, you can see them in the background behind there. one of the players was over there, former not so great charles smith. he's having some second thoughts. he's basically saying -- he said some of the statements and things that dennis have said have tainted our efforts. he feels remorse for all the

guys over there but they're doing something positive but they're being portrayed horribly. first of all you're over there making money because you need it. >> yeah. yeah. >> and it's -- the whole thing has become really -- rodman, i don't feel sad for. he's rodman, but these other guys sort of got used and they're offered this money and they're over there making fools of themselves. now they just realized that. >> the worst thing is, where do they go? after this, it's like, well, you guys want to go to friday's. maybe there's a strip club we can get at. they can't even do that. >> actually there you can have a strip club brought to you. i heard it through the grapevine. >> sadly, they strip everything including the flesh because that's what he does. >> the good thing for charles smith is once he gets back to america nobody will recognize him unless he's missing layups. >> little sports humor. >> we have long memories. >> i have no memory because i don't watch any sports. sports remind me that i'm going

to die because sports are stagnant. no matter when you watch them, they're always the same. they always remind be you that you're aging. >> aren't they getting better? aren't there more slam dunks. >> no, i'm saying the rules are the same and the ages are the same yet i'm getting older so every time i watch sports -- >> it's the opposite of matthew mcconaughey. >> absolutely. they stay the same age but i get older. >> he was happy about that, you're not. >> no, i'm not. >> let's ostracize more of you. ever notice how modern dance is. >> making a philosophical point as to why i don't watch sports or go to museums for the same reason. >> you see truth in common, i can probably die. >> i see a mummy and i go, wow, that's been dead for a long time. i am going to die. it's the things that happen. >> what else do you not do? >> from now on -- >> all right. he's not a fan of the fan. why are they picking on me?

i'm just speaking my mind, what little of it is left. a federal judge has struck down chicago's ban of drugs calling it the opposite of constitutional. the city ordinance outlawed all sales and transfers of firearms. edmond chang said that wasn't kosher. it didn't square with him that showed that bad guys rarely buy guns from licensed dealers. mayor rob emmanuel said, quote, we need stronger gun safety laws, not increased access to firearms within the city. judge chang says certain fundamental rights are protected by the constitution and outside government's reach including the right to keep and bear arms for self-defense under the second amendment. >> let's go to the dog who doesn't like sirens.

nice opening for yoko ono. allyson, gang members aren't walking into gun shops to buy guns. >> right. when you have instances of violence in chicago they have the highest homicide right. , i don't think you can justify view banning a constitutional amendment. it was an ineffective ban. it's probably good they repealed it. >> gavin, will people ever figure out that the places with

the most gun laws have the highest murders as a lay-up. >> we're talking about chicago, but why not let them -- maybe they have a grander plan. what about getting all the guns away from normal people and giving them to mexican gun cartels. then you go, wait a minute. then there's law that's disgusting. oh, my god, guns are bad. then the gangs start going, ew. i saw a picture of a mexican drug cartel guy and his head was like blown apart. he doesn't want to get into guns and then over maybe 100 years we start going, whoa, you were right. >> it would be successful. >> let's try that. >> one impression. >> let's try it. >> i didn't know that gang members were brought up in a gallery. >> this is how they all talk.

>> oh, my god. >> the reason you don't have a gun is you smile and criminal's hearts melt. go ahead and give your opinion anyway. >> good job, judge chang. keep and bear arms. >> checking them out now. >> these bad boys are loaded. there's no question for me. careful now. for me it's completely ridiculous. i wish you asked me the lay-up question. the answer would be, it's ridiculous. rob ee manuel wants to double down, triple down, it's insane. law abiding citizens should be able to carry. i like firearms safety courses for those who carry. i like the concealed area.

new york city is very tough. >> they'll put you away. if you bring your gun in, you can go to jail. you can go to jail for a long time. >> yes, but if i were a gang member and i wanted to jack somebody, especially in chicago. >> those people need education. 100 years of it. >> they need hand flikt. >> is gun control going the way of a do do. >> no. antigun nuts have to be smarter. rob ee manuel overreached and he tried to be too clever. if the constitution says you have a right to own a gun, it doesn't have the right to say you can sell a gun. we'll stop anybody from selling a gun. the judge said, nice try. you can't do that. the fact is, if he had just tried to regulate the guns so much that they left chicago, he probably would have succeeded and a judge would have left it alone. my guess is that's what's going to happen next. that said, this is a setback to

never let a crisis go to waste style of government which is what they do here. the murder rates are high. this is our chance to get rid of the gun stores. >> no one will oppose it? >> murder rates are going down. they're adopting the new york police style. not stop and frisk. the new york contingent went over and since then they've done whatever the new york police are doing. their crime rates or murder rates are down. neither can we point to the murder rate going up. >> but the bottom line is give them a better start. it rarely passes in the time of crisis. every time you see a government passing a law after sandy hook or whatever, you only have to step back and say, hang on. >> the nra should say the ability to own a gun helps my new orleans, gays and women. >> it does. >> if you own a gun in a high crime area, you should own a

gun. if you are gay and you're targeted, if you're leaving wherever you're going as a victim of the hate crime, they won't go after you if you have a gun. if you're a woman who has usually a high percentage less of muscle mass than the thug who's going to attack you. >> not me. >> you're a tough one. >> yeah. >> the fwun is the equalizer. >> i always feel like they're missing the boat here. it's a big boat, america. it's a boat that we all belong in. coming up, what's it like to be a super good looking celebrity? dean cane discusses his new book, i'm gorgeous and you're not, you ugly loser. the dean cane story by dean cane. first, will the devil get his day? the answer ain't nay.

they feel fantastic in plastic. oh i love this they feel fantastic in plastic. i love this story. guys dressing up as dolls is now a thing, or so i'm told. masters or rubber dolls they're called put on elaborate and anatomically correct suits so they can feel like a glamorous lady. not something i would ever do. unlike transgender people, they don't feel like they were born in the wrong body, they do it for fun. channel 4 is airing a documentary on this style. i can't emphasize enough it doesn't interest me at all. here's a trailer. >> i felt it within me who wants to go out and have fun. >> the world of female masking. >> there is still a lot of

social pressure to conform. when i dress up and i put this mask on, look very nice, it's like a beautiful woman walking down the street. >> a community of men that want to look like real life dolls. >> what do you see when you look in a mirror. >> i just can't that that's a man in the mirror. >> wow. >> holy crap. >> this is one of the few times where i admit i've made a mistake. that should have been the lead for this show. that is absolutely amazing. >> should we start over? >> all right. roll it back. we're going to do this again. all right, dean. >> what? >> here we go. >> my god. anyway. these are just normal people. once in a while they put on rubber body suits to make them feel good. what's wrong with that? >> absolutely nothing.

>> see? >> is this controversial? is this something weird? i did notice it was made in the u.k., brittain? remember when hugh grant came over here, the dirty nasty boy, hugh. he got so dirty awful. i don't know. i don't know. i think maybe it's something in the water. i haven't met the rubber girls. i don't know them. but -- >> how do you know? >> yeah. yeah. >> oh, okay. >> i still am not positive. >> a number of ways. >> allyson, how do i know that you are not one of them? would it be okay if i tried to rip your head off? >> you could try but obviously these are $850. this is a high quality product and i don't think it's going to come off that easily. feel free to try. thin skin, which is the company that makes these, has a monopoly on it for the time being is a family run business. it's a family run business.

that's delightful. it's a mother and son. >> they're making it for people who need it and it's being used by people who don't. >> you think thin skin is -- >> burn victims. >> thin skin? >> no. so they could be on the way of making something that is huge. maybe they are making it for some people. >> thin skin. >> boardwalk empire days. >> i'm thinking more along the lines of psycho, the mom and her son. i'm saying. >> working together. a little hobby. >> gavin, one of the guys that was in the documentary is a father of six. he lives in minneapolis. that's in the united states. >> oh, my. >> he works as a forklift driver in a warehouse. so it's like a fun hobby. >> yeah. yeah. >> i like how they go, these people are perfectly normal. they're just like you and me. you go, they're obviously busting their asses to be weird. why don't you let some people to be perverts for a change. we're so determined to normalize

things that people can't be freaks. it's like when the conspiracy theorists go, this was normal. the muslims go, whoa, we worked hard. gays say, that's the hottest part of the whole act. don't take it away. don't normalize me. i spent 850 pounds. >> that's true. they want to stand out. they want the stigma. please don't take the stigma. >> obviously you're not trying to blend in. look at [ bleep ]. >> it's code. what they're trying to say is, hey, these guys aren't gay. >> okay. >> fine. >> no, i know. that's what they're doing. >> they're like you and me. they're not gay or trans. >> it's like if you dress in women's clothes -- >> right. >> -- you spend all your time trying to say, i'm not gay, i just like to wear women's clothes. >> yeah. >> that's what they're doing. >> i'm not gay, it just feels

good. >> i am actually a transvestite nudist. >> andy, you're a woman who is a woman who likes to live under an andy levy mask. >> will you ever go back to being alice? >> first of all, it's andrea. >> i love this story. robert is one of a growing number of men for whom time off means time spent in an elaborate body suit. one of a growing men. not a single statistic. hey, you have to write something. >> daily male is the greatest website newspaper on the planet. get on there, you can't get off. a growing number could be accurate if it goes from one to two. >> i was going to say that. you took the words out of my mouth because i have a funny feeling it might just grow tonight. just throwing it out there. >> they talk about -- again, they try to normalize this. this is just guys, they like to have occasional fun.

then later you meet john who's on his second marriage because his first wife left him. this does affect my marriage because i make my priorities. this isn't normal. this is ruining lives. >> it's the reaction of a divorce. did you see that? >> yeah. >> they said he has no interest in being a nasty hag. he was following a painful divorce. spent the last 12 years dressing up as sherry. this is his way of grieving. it takes longer. >> i can prove this has nothing to do with sex because i tried to make love with one of these guys. he was like, get off of me. are you insane? what are you some kind of a homo? >> i went, oh, my god. i thought you were sending out the vibe. he goes, oh, for christ sakes, no, get off of me, which was very embarrassing. >> but you thought he wanted it or she wanted it. >> read the signals. the pheromones get caught.

they're so hot. >> if this giets popular. there's the cheaper kind, like the box. >> what about the mean girl stage when they have the bitchy ones. oh, look what the cat dragged in. >> i don't understand -- >> the cheap ones. >> i don't understand when you say when this gets popular. this is popular now. growing number. >> growing number of men are doing this. >> this is so fantastic. >> this is -- i bought one of these masks for a photo shoot for max and buchay. i didn't know what it was for. i thought it was like a bondage play thing kind of thing. i didn't know it was an actual movement but i returned it. i don't have it. >> so you say. >> yeah. >> but it's got to be -- it's on ifc. is that what it's called? no, itv. itv in england. that means it will be on youtube tomorrow and somebody will put it on youtube.

>> can't wait. >> oh, i can't wait. i'm staying up all night. it's kind of the gutfeld christmas. can't wait to open that package. all right. coming up, the c block, tonight's c block is sponsored by coral reef. those erosion resistant marine ridges or mounds consisting of cheaply packed coral together with al guy, calcium carbonate. thank you, coral reef. >> no problem, greg. did you get the memo about the party? >> no, i've been busy. >> no, i didn't want you to go. start making a better effort. >> i will, coral reef. >> but, greg, please, no more palm material. >> it's metal. >> not long. >> why is steven seagale in the news? better question, why is there news in steven seagale?

before we go to before we go onto the next story, it could very well be that these rubber dollies are a huge practical joke. >> that's putting society up there too high. i think it's real. >> if this is a joke they're getting the biggest high five america can provide. i will pay for it. >> all right. on to other stuff. they want the devil to make it level. the new york satanic temple hopes to erect a 10 foot tall

satin statue after a ten commandments monument was placed there in 2012. as you can see, children will be able to enjoy the statue because we were all wondering about that. they note that it will, quote, have a functional purpose which is necessary as a chair where people of all ages may sit on the lap of sat tan which is actually, is that an anagram for santa for inspiration and comtemplation. the group says that once the oklahoma legislature allowed the privately funded ten commandments monument, that opened the door for my lord and savior, the antichris christie -- ain't christ to enter the picture. >> i don't want to touch this one. this one is scary. have you been to oklahoma?

>> yes. i love oklahoma. >> i love oklahoma, too. they're not going to love this. >> no. >> throw it out there. >> you know what bugs me about this is that it always comes down to religion versus atheist stuff which is getting boring but it's necessary, i suppose. it's always an outside group. it's like the new yorkers are going to oklahoma. do you really have to go all the way to oklahoma and drive them crazy? do you really have to, gavin? >> what's the matter with the bronx? >> exactly. go to a catholic church in the bronx and do that. you will not -- >> go to harlem. see how that goes down. >> do that on a sunday in harlem, you will not make it out alive. that's why they go somewhere else. >> that's why they're going to oklahoma. i don't think it will go well over there. this is the problem, andy. they raised 20 grand to build a statue, none of which came from you. you support this. of course, right?

>> i wanted to see how much further that was going to go. i sensed you were floundering. >> i was thinking going somewhere else. >> look, this is the satanic temple from new york, this isn't the satin of the exorcism. this is the sat tan of fundamental lost. >> you're telling our viewers to go to a satanic website? >> absolutely. they should read it. i do think there was the unfortunate quote from an oklahoma state representative. he said, quote, i think we need to be tolerant of people who think different than us but this is oklahoma and that's not going to fly here. it didn't come across too well. >> but it was actually pretty good, i have to say. allyson, i referred to the church and state battle.

it seems like it's going to go on forever. can we just call a push. >> i feel like we can. call a truce and everybody can have their thing. yeah, no. i'm sort of with you on i don't want to touch it. my thing is i'm not convinced this is not a paradise lost trailer. these are demons i don't want to mess with. i can't decide if i think they are a satanic temple and if they believe in their tenants or if they're trying to mock religion. >> in either case they shouldn't be messing with satan. >> gavin, i want to mess with satan. >> oh, boy. >> why not? no, because then you get proof. i want him to visit. >> great proof. >> i knew it. >> but who is satan? in the christian bible he's the snake who dups kids into losing

their innocence. bad. on the satanic temple he is a symbol of revolt against the tirn any of awe to being kra si. now i like him again. then in the hebrew bible he's the lord of the flies and kills piggy with the conch shell. i don't understand which one. is this a cool satan or -- >> a cool rebel, yeah, make a statue. if he is the embodiment of all evil, but then boo. >> but would he wear a femme skin? >> yeah. >> a growing number of demons are wearing the femme skin, craig, i'll have you know. >> that's how they blend in. >> is there a politically correct way of describing a demon? isn't that kind of negligent testi -- negative? >> they like being negative. don't call them demon americans.

i'm here to terrorize you and eat your soul. >> yes. instead, you're making a monument for me in oklahoma. you suck. >> aliens and men in black, we're evil beings. >> exactly. i do think it's one of those ironic kind of mockery things of the church. that's what it is. that's what they're doing, right? >> i think so. >> have you ever joke danced? >> yeah. >> when you go somewhere you start joke dancing and be you go, i'm joke dancing, now i'm going to dance real. oh, my god. i made a face and it stayed that way. i bet a lot of these guys came in trying to freak people out. that is kind of an intense bible. >> they started out as trolls and then now they -- >> this is good. >> that's true. it's really hard to go from joke dancing to real dancing. >> i can't anymore. i ruined it. now i can only go -- >> but the joke dancing gets you on the dance floor.

>> yeah. >> and that's good. then, so what? so you joke -- >> then eva mendez jokes up and says, i'd like to dance with you seriously. you go -- >> that happens a lot to me and eva mendez. >> who isn't a satanist. >> with a femme skin. >> it's willamefoe. >> in a femme suit. >> he's playing meryl streep. >> he played satan in that mercedes commercial. >> we ran out of time for the next story that's happening a lot. all right. we have to take a break. don't think of leaving now. i have a new book, it's called "not cool." please preorder it. go to ggutfeld.com. that's my website. this came out today. that's a paper back. look at him. my face.

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would you bury your worry would you -- would you bury your worry if you could? how come i don't remember this lead? would you bury your worry? all right. i don't even know what that means. would you what? >> would you bury your worry? >> would you bury your worry? all right. >> i guess. >> how did i not read this? okay. a career website has listed the top ten least stressful jobs. according to career task.com's report, at number one is audiologist, which is someone who helps, hairstylists are second, followed by jeweler, then tenured university

professor. seam stress, tailor, dietician, medical records technician, librarian, multi-media and drill press operator. firefighters, airline pilots and at the top, enlisted military personnel. what is this saying to you, gavin? what is it saying to you? you. >> i think this study should be called littlest balls jobs and biggest balls jobs. the most stressful ones are all the most rewarding ones. that's what america needs to get back to. the concept when you take the biggest risk you derive the most joy. now it's seen as why would anyone do that. >> that's true. >> the least stressful we have professors where i'll try to make this story as short as possible, but when i was in college we were doing a story

saying how boring it was being an expat. i said, no, we discussed the book as an action. i'm like, wait. an author is not an expert on his only book anymore? and that is why -- he used to be a tenured professor. when you're wrong, you just change the rules. >> yes, exactly. when there's no competition, there are no standards. >> least stressful but also the most miserable. >> that's true. >> that professor's life -- >> yeah. i read the sun also rises and have a home in spain because it seemed like so much fun to me. your professors suck. >> yeah. >> aren't you an elitist. >> isn't that cool in. >> no, i have the ocean. 85 degrees. >> i'm just saying. >> god made him a fool. >> i hate you. >> i was upset that actor wasn't

on the list. >> being a struggling musician is pretty hard. >> no, i want to go back to the actor thing. memorizing. memorizing is hard. >> oh, the shock. come on. >> i just saw -- >> have you ever seen anyone's imbd page. it's one movie a year. you worked four months a year. >> you haven't looked at mine lately, have you? it's ridiculous. 2013, 2013, 2013. there's a long list but i can't remember. >> there's not a lot of lines in those. >> no. no. i do a lot of body shots. >> there's a lot of lines in the trailer. snorting cocaine. >> yeah. >> about the enlisted man was like one of the most stressful. right above it was the military general. >> yeah. >> why is the enlisted man more stressed than the general? >> because he's on the front lines. nobody. nobody's shooting at a general.

>> come on, you were there. >> yeah, i was an enlisted man. >> oh, i had that backwards. >> allyson. one of the top stressful jobs is newspaper reporter which you are. i assumed with young reporters, it's not that stressful. you pretend you get a story but you're drinking all the time. >> you get coffee and then you get the deadline. >> i watch the wire. >> exactly. that's how it is, everyone knows. that's why if you visit you can survive any difficult situation because you will have seen the wire and you're well prepared. i work for an online news outlet. i don't know if that counts as a newspaper paper reporter. that would probably be stressful. you have to go up and talk to people, one, which that's anxiety all the time. >> i think it's stressful because they're all going out of business. >> yes. >> they don't do that anymore. a google search shows up 750 --

then they show someone scrolling on a google. then they say, some people think she looks like a terrorist. >> then she finds a tweet from a child. >> you are coming down hard on our careers over here. how stressful are your jobs? >> i pick on him. >> like so much of every other -- all other journalism depended on newspaper journalism. they're the only people going out and doing stories that aren't depressing ones. >> on our website we go out. this is one of my proudest moments. i fooled a story on my iphone. i typed it up on notes and sent it in. i was like, job well done. >> wow. >> have you ever done that? >> i have never done that. the only thing that was -- i don't know how much you guys read about this. drill press operator was the tenth least stressful. it would have been the fourth least except there was a guy named steve and he's a drill press operator and he's super stressed. he sits there and keeps going,

oh, come on! and he dropped it six whole spaces. otherwise it would have been number four. >> and he wears a femme skin. >> yeah. >> for the rest of the week. >> he can't see. >> you can't wear the femme skin to work, steve. it's not good. you're scaring everybody. >> i'm just having fun. >> i'm beautiful in this. >> >> i'm no different than anybody else. >> all right. >> when i'm wearing my femme skin, i'm sha shanaya. >> it gets so hot in here i have to rip it off. coming up next, one night stand. i need proof of insurance.

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joanne, lou, liz mcdonald. >> e block. the last story. that's the last story. >> yeah. all right. what's the weight on a soul mate? according to a new study, my favorite way to start a new sentence, the average woman will kiss 15 dudes and have her broken twice before finding the one, i.e.,, me. before settling down a woman will have four one night stand, two fewer than the average men. men are becoming less afraid of a commitment. the average guy is ready for a commitment at the age of 79. i forgot what the actual age is. dean, i have a theory. when women have one night stands, usually attractive ones, it's only with celebrities. women don't go out and go, ah, i'm glad to have a dude. here's dean cane. i better jump on him now because i may never see him again.

>> usually it is me. i'll tell you what. the people who come up with the statistics on this one, i didn't talk to them. i never spoke to any of them. the numbers are really daunting. >> yes, they are. >> i'm going to say beings i disagree. >> allyson, have you ever had your heart broken? somehow i doubt that. >> no, never. i like reading this and all the things you are supposed to have achieved before you find the one. i am very behind. i need to check off a lot of things like two long-term relationships? no. >> you're 12. >> yeah. >> she has an interesting illness that makes her look twice the actual age. it's called being hot. >> gavin, is it an important life experience to have your heart trampled once. >> i've said you're not a real man until you've broken a heart, had your heart broken, had the crap beaten out of you and beat

the crap out of someone. >> and put on a femme mask. >> that's number five. gone through a femme stage. >> andy -- >> wait, i'm not done. when i've seen these women who have been dumped and i know they're that way, i can smell it. that's how i got my wife. like a vulture. i wait. maybe came from a wedding or something. >> were you wearing suspenders? >> these are my wings. >> that's a sound vulture. >> then by the time -- well, they are imitating crows. and then once you get them, they live with you and they get their self-esteem back and they're like, what am i doing living with this weird guy and they are too lady to dump you. >> the only time you fell in love was with the second album by ". >> this study was done in england. a growing number of men in england are dressing up in femme suits.

i think a lot of women interviewed for this were men. >> that's so true. >> i don't know why we're wasting our time. >> we cannot trust anything from england. all the men are women in suits. >> i'm so skewed. which would be fine if bob were a vampire. but he's not. ♪ he's an architect with two kids and a mortgage. luckily, he found someone who gave him a fresh perspective on his portfolio. and with some planning and effort, hopefully bob can retire at a more appropriate age. it's not rocket science. it's just common sense. from td ameritrade.

hello, everyone. i'm greg gutfield along andrea tantaros, bob beckel, eric it's dana perfect reno who sprinkles lady bugs on her plate. its ee tan na perfect reno on "the five." day two of the christie scandal and he still hasn't apologized. oh, wait, he did. >> i come out here today to apologize to the people of new jersey. all i can do is apologize. i'm just going to apologize. i think that's all you can do. i apologize to the people of new jersey today. i apologize specifically to the people at fort lee and to apologize to folks. i'm going to do that. >> tt