but the alternative is government force that leaves everyone for. that's our show. that's our show. >> you're about to enter the greg zone tonight on "red eye." >> coming up, does playing the piano outdoor lower your iq? the most scientifically accurate study ever. how important is it to build more phone booths? >> and finally, are american dogs depleting the nation's supply of corn on the cob? the shocking story msnbc refuses to cover. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> now, let's welcome our guests. that forest fire, trying to put her out.

recovering from yet another bout of loneliness and rickets, it's andy leavy, and he is larger than life as he continues to cheat death. one of my memorable co-hosts in his legendary suspenders. bob eckle from the five. as charming as i am self harming. i self-mutilate. next to me, my favorite bald win, stephen balled win. -- baldwin. >> that's charming. interesting. >> all right. she is not misty about christie. it's day who knows of. >> former jersey shore star and national treasure, snooki, isn't a fan of the governor, man. on thursday after christie's 17

hour press conference addressing bridgegate. the original ump pa loompa tweeted it is billy get to, bull goat, or scapegoat, and then hash tag christie's bridge and whatever. the current star of something riddled with disease, called snooki and jwoww, asked if she would support christie for president, she replied, obviously he wouldn't have my vote. he would ex-mile me. then snooki flashed everything which disgusted this cack ron. -- raccoon. >> animals are just like us. repulsed by a naked snooki. steven, you actually live in new york city, correct? >> no.

>> okay. you actually dated snooki in the '90s. >> i don't remember. >> is it over for christie? when you lose snooki, haven't you lost america? >> in new jersey, it's a great possibility. if you have lost snooki, it's downhill. >> i'm waiting to hear from the situation. if the situation comes out against him, then it's over. right? >> who is the dj? >> pauley. >> the names. >> you can make fun of dj pauley d. he made $12 million. >> who is it? >> in jersey shore. >> i've near seen that thing. i turned it ons and it was like a walking disease cell. why does he want to be endorsed by them? >> if think in another world they belong together. if they lived in hollywood they would be married.

christie and snooki. >> the thought of that is so repulsive. let's go back to the raccoon. >> they might have raccoons. >> little baby raccoons. >> cue imagine what that would look like. >> a girl, 400 pounds with huge boobs and mass mascara. >> what is snooki is his illegitimate love child. >> oh. >> i don't know. this is going into a dangerous area, and i'm beginning to regret every minute of it. the reason why this happened, because he bad mouthed jersey shore in the past. actually, snooki is republican, i believe. >> she is republican. also probably hyper sensitive celebrity, so felt like here ego had been wounded, so throw daggers at. so now that snooki has weighed in, the issue is done for me.

she is a solid voice on the issue, as she is on other things. >> chev -- she is. somebody would have asked her about the story so it would reveal she actually had no idea. >> the toe truck bridge? >> exactly. >> what a dumb [bleep] >> he said nice girl, bob. she is a nice girl. >> i out of everybody in jersey shore, she is the most likeable, which is not saying a lot. andy, how can christie possibly recover from this devastating critique? >> he can't, greg. there's an old expression in politics, you lost snooki, you lost jwoww. >> and then is a domino effect. you lose jwoww you do lose the situation. and then pauley d and then vinny and sammy. this is a start of an

uncomfortable spin and absolutely no way to get out of this. he is supposed to be re-eninaugurated as governor. he should cancel that and forget about president. he needs to resign as governor. >> he is doing that in ellis island. he should take snooki and himself and keep going. sign in britain somewhere. >> you think this could spread to the real world? >> that's a really good question. it that show still on? >> it is. it's been going on for 20 years. i'll never forget eric. anything on the bravo network is over. >> can we talk about this on a serious note. hugh governor of that state, with the biggest transit bridge in the entire country, would not know or pick up the phone and call the port authority and say, why is that bridge closed instead of asking his staff? >> here's the thing. he didn't know. we're going to find out about it. so if he is saying i didn't know

about this, there's going to be trail here that is going to lead right back to him, we'll find out. >> must have taken those -- well, never mind. >> you now have the fbi and federal situation stepping into this. if he really didn't know, and this drags out and is proven that he -- it could actually be something that is a catalyst that helps him for whatever his potential intentions are in the future. >> interesting. >> also the fact it's happening now -- >> a change in direction. >> please don't step into that. >> love you, bobby. >> ever worked with brother? quite an actor. >> on jersey shore? >> he is. the butler. >> oh. >> the good news is, for -- what's the name -- governor christie, it happened now. two years from now -- >> that only works if he had nothing to do with it.

if he had michigan to do -- something to do with it, it's done. >> which i find it very hard to believe he knewing in. >> that's cynical. >> i didn't say he knew about it but i thought about that. if he did, he is gone. i said that about bill clinton. if anybody gets [bleep] in the white house and lies about it and he is done. he lied and still got re-elected. >> he's a democrat. >> now more important matters. a canadian brat behind the attack? it's day 893 of -- >> running out of space. justin bieber alsoly launched an egg assault thursday night on his neighbor's home. the neighbors told tmz, he heard banging against his house in calabasas and saw the trespassing troll heaving eggs at his front door.

if there was only some cracking video. >> i see you. i see you. [bleep]. hey [bleep] >> another one for you. >> come right over here, you [bleep] come on over -- that's really, buddy. you're a big [bleep] man, aren't you? >> oh, my god. >> you're a big [bleep] man. come back over here you little [bleep]. >> i'd like to place an assault -- >> like to place an assault. >> i love the -- i'd like place an assault is one of the most amazing phrases. the neighbor has had a runins with the bieber before. his house has had extensionsive damage. he has a point there.

>> the aaa egg. >> can we show the real aftermath? ♪ >> might have to be other vigil for that. if bieber was your neighbor in maryland, like you were living next to him, you had this famous pop star who is basically represents everything you hate, what would you do? >> it's hunting season. listen -- >> be doing a rick dick cheney. >> wouldn't be scatter shot.

on a serious nose, bieber is one of these child stars who is already in so much trouble, and i see nothing but more trouble for this guy. he ain't going to make it on his talent. you and i are devoted to his records, but my daughter actually still devoted to the guy. i don't know why. but he has a lot of problems and they keep pushing him out. he needs to get control or hill end up in jail or rehab, certainly. i saw a lot of of them in the eight rehabs i was in. ed had more child stars than i can remember. >> you only slept with half of them. >> i'm sure when you were young you had all those brothers that you threw a few eggs. >> yeah. i got expelled in the sixth grade on halloween, myself and several of my cohorts, egged the principal's house on halloween, and we were dressed and it's halloween and i'm wearing a mask and i'm like, ya, ya, and monday morning, mr. baldwin to the

principal's office, and the three guys i was with were already there weeping. let me tell you what, i know this kid. for a birthday party i went bowling with him and my daughters. i know this kid. when he was a cute little kid to see him now, bums me out you hear the voice of the neighbor's kid? oh, my gosh. what is happening in? think of the traumaization of that kid. justin bieber's pelting my house with eggs. >> i feel like she never felt cooler, actually. go to her friends at school and said justin bieber just eagled my house. >> maybe got the voice wrong. >> usually the women pelting him with eggs. that's a biological joke. probably didn't go over very well in america. okay. jedidiah. you're a woman.

>> mostly. >> you claim. he is only 19. is this how a 19-year-old acts? no. he is a jerk. that's just say it. still throwing eggs at people's houses just because you have more money than god and you can? really lame to me. honestly. i felt bad for the little girl, and then i felt like she would be the coolest person ever. >> don't dump on throwing eggs, through my last one a year ago. >> that was you who threw that on my house. >> it was. >> ill knew it. >> i had to pick it out of his hair. andy should we bee belieb bieber and or his neighbor? >> i'm not a violent mandi. condone violence. >> you don't. >> even an ass-whooping. i'm generally worried about him -- miley cyrus will be fine. she knows what she is doing, marketing herself in a couple of years she'll change her image to

the new mature miley. and it was all calculated. this guy is going backwards. >> he'll be in typers in two years. >> benjamin bieber. >> an adult needs to -- walks around with this huge body guard so he thinks he can do anything he wants. some adult needs to pull him aside and whop his ass. >> competition, like everyone sees what miley cyrus is doing and launched a whole career, and they're like, what can i do to be outrageous or stupid or gift my name, my face, more places, and he is just really bad at it. >> i don't think so. i think he is just not very bright and just does dumb things. a lot of nice people do, but in his position you can't do that. >> he was marketed, when he first came out, young, clean kid from canada, his mother watched everything he did, and turned out to be a thorn. but outside of that, you may

think -- i think she is a poster child for a patrols constitute d prostitute ball when she twerks, and my daughter used to love hannah montana and now she is a prostitute ball poster. >> what is that? >> i'm -- there's something wrong with me. i've never been to prostitute ball. >> you've never been to a prostitute ball? >> what goes down? >> well -- >> i got it. >> prostitute ball sounds like a product. >> sounds like a disease. >> it's true. let's get out of this topic. so, lowe continues to grow under o. the young america's foundation says its youth misery index has hit an all-time high under the alleged presidency of barack hussein obama. average college loan debt, to

measure how hard live is for young people. says at no point in recent history has it been tougher for them. since the interloper took office. the biggest increase since i don't care. we asked the typical young person to comment. >> i want 'em so badly. >> stop it. >> back to justin bieber. please. >> that thing can eat you and will eat you. >> the global warming is taking away his habitat. >> there we go. >> the more polar bears throughout than ever. saturdayly, where aim -- am i on this? jedidiah, is this more proof that president obama needs to be

impeached in. >> absolutely. absolutely. but it's also proof that the -- this is not an excuse for the republican party to say obama is losing young people so we don't have to do anything. don't worry. you still have to appeal to them. the bottom line is youth unemployment was high when obama got re-elected. they still didn't vote for mitt because he didn't register with them. so don't be lazy. young people recognize this president does not have policies that are an asset to you. but they're waiting to be grabbed. >> i have been trying to grab teens for so long. >> you have. >> for a long time -- i know you want to keep beating up on barack obama -- >> another one of those teen balls? >> no, i haven't. >> can you get me? >> absolutely. i know you want to beat up on obama.

yesterday -- don't want to date myself. not supposed to be taped. okay. >> this is saturday. >> it's saturday, of course it's saturday. i'd be up at -- 10:00 at night, right? >> yeah. no wince watching the nfl game, by the way. >> oh, yes, that young american foundation, those people have hemorrhoid posters on the wall. >> stop it. >> right wing kook. >> they have is easier because they're hotter. they have white teeth, live longer, most of the major deferses are handled no herpes a.i.d.s. traveling is cheaper. they had more stuff. i had to buy me clothes sears some my phone was on the wall. >> seriously, if i have an opportunity shed and some throughout on the reality,

hearings what is creepy to me. when this president came out and, like, marlon brando in his performance, solves this whole -- together we can have hope and there can be change. you do that to young people, and then you don't deliver, baby, those are the people whose hearts are most sensitive. that's while you see the younger people freak out. they're going, dude, what happened? we gave you our hearts and you ate them. >> even they voted 65% for him the second term. >> but that's -- that's what i just said. >> i don't buy that for a second. >> i have 30 seconds. >> they love obama. >> andy, quickly. >> i am shocked that conservative organization created an index that showed that a democrat is doing badly. actually blew my mine that happened. we created -- we took three

things or that -- >> i disagree. i don't think there is any misery. i think as long as you have all that great stuff that i didn't have, my

a former sandinista. hough do you east a pizza in a great line. if proceedings have not already started they should now. new york city mayor bill deblasio was seen eating a piece of pizza with a fork and a knife. yes, a fork and a knife, america. the socialist sock puppet committed it at stat ten island. nearly everyone else use their hand. sometimes feet, including a

103-year-old nag who was invited to meet the mayor. even squirrels know the proper technique. >> they are horrible. >> they're terrible. >> anything that is supposed to be out that is inside, and vice versa. put a couch outside, looks bad. get a squirrel inside your house, can't mix. it's like the way people used to look at racists. >> they invaded my house and my ex-wife said let's catch all these -- they caught seven squirrels. the good old boys from red neck, virginia, and said my-be sure to tell them about the nice state park because they're a family. i said -- state park, a big bowl of water is tonight. i got very nervous.

>> started going gerbil. down. >> eating pizza with a knife and fork. he was with the sandinistas. he wants to destroy number. this is the last straw and he has not started yet. >> certainly anybody who claims to's a legitimate as he is east coast new york, this and that, and credible in that respecial, i just had a conversation with, like, a gangster, mobster kind of friend of mind, who said this is obviously as frugzy was a demonstration. so it's a blazey kind of thing we got going on here. it's not working but a good try.

>> most of new new yorkers learn by being dumpster dipping. that its where you get your first slice of pizza. >> what? >> you do. what he was doing in italy, they eat if with a knife and fork. >> this is not italy. this is new york. >> hard to tell with the jersey girls and -- what do they call them? >> when you go for a slice you don't eat with a knife and fork. >> no. generally it goes 50 yards in the woods. i eat if with my hands, sure. i east most food with my hand. >> it's a golf joke. >> took me a while. >> let me get you out to you, the voice of reason. >> they do in italy eat it with a knife and fork. >> you went to rome? >> they were eating with a knife and fork. >> any of those italian boys come after you. >> of course. >> they go after everybody. >> i love italian man. >> they go every everybody. >> like french women.

they even came after me. >> oh, man. >> du disguffsing. >> it's bad enough that bill deblasio ace comeey and a red sox fan, he has too go. >> find out how barack obama eats his pizza. >> grew up in virginia. >> his choice force police commissioner was a good one. >> i like bratton, and bratton brought down -- just because you guys are still living in that italian giuliani age, when -- >> a horrible age. >> that horrible age. >> david denkins started that. >> think this mayor is doing a better job than giuliani. >> absolutely. >> stop it, bob. >> we're going to bring this videotape back, baby. >> tanks and assault weapons but

he'll do a good job. >> he ate piece a with a knife and fork. >> it's a window into a person's soul. he may not have a soul or window. >> because he is a dirty, rotten comi. he is going knife us in the book when it's over. >> sending you to the killing fields after that. , in. >> coming up, the study of the competition study propers proped matter. i'd like to think you and i have a lot of chemistry. sorry, chemistry, i have to go. i'm such a fool. i have to go. >> is that for real, that chemical thing? >> yeah. >> what the hell is up with this? wonders the same about you. ;ñ;ñg

>> there you go. >> this is kind of an interesting thing to get away with a crime. shouldn't you walk or at least waddle.

>> go ahead, please. >> how was he able to contort to keep it up there? >> i don't know. that's the whole point. >> again, i'm going to say this before we move on. >> why did we not lead with this story? >> i don't know. >> that's the whole point. go ahead, please. >> two points. a thousand years ago or 200,000 years ago, we had these hands. we didn't know how to use them. maybe they're just a natural pocket. maybe they're kangaroos. a man dressed as woody in times square was arrested.

this is what kills me. last year a man dressed as the cookie monster was arrested for shoving a 2-year-old boy because his mom was slow to ... ... [laughter] >> i mean, it's just we're going to have to have some kind of special kind of, like, stuff -- >> most of them aren't happy people. >> they're not. >> hottest weather. >> i did not say that. >> they're criminals. jedidiah, can you ever watch toy story again. >> never again. i can't stand any of these people.

what scares me is that taurus actually -- they don't know. they think these are official workers, they work for the stores, and then they have photos with their children, and you see these little kids standing next to this creepy spider-man, waiting for something terrible to happen. it's terrible. >> i thought that for two years, when i moved up here. >> they looked professional. >> they do. >> i don't think there's any copyright. >> they don't have a lion to do this. i'm very much against guns but if if were up to me this one place an assault weapon would do a lot of good. take every one of them. >> shooting everybody. a surprise. i must say. >> doesn't want gun control. just wants everybody to be shot. >> shouldn't our new mayor ban these impersonators like our last mayor banned big sodas. >> not a bad idea.

can you bring that stuff up. just move on. we're ignoring his name was woody and i don't even know this show anymore. >> i don't either. all i know is it's weird. i saw them once getting ready to go to work together, and they're all in a parking lot and just like -- they have their heads off, and they're just not -- this is not pleasant, and then -- >> just off the boat. >> the little kid walks by and you think they'd go, we ruined the mystery, put our hats on. the kid guess over and didn't put the heats back on. >> they're smoking. >> we're not working. >> this is our break. come back up with the head on. >> and then if you do take a picture with them, they really -- if you don't give them money -- >> they punch people. harass people. >> cowardly. >> he sued eminem and won. the m & m store for doing -- >> in the competition of it all,

it starts with making cowboy. then potential -- >> not creepy in any way. >> pedophiles -- >> man in the street. >> tighty whiteys. >> what if one of this guys was the real spiderman. >> that would be so awesome. >> goes down during the day and does this stuff. >> are you saying the real spiderman -- >> if he was, this is how he would do it. >> super cool story. >> get our pictures taken with. the and then punch their lights out. >> at least they're not using guns now. we got to take a break. more stuff when we come back. you know what? there's a book coming out. bob, you're going to buy it. coming out. you can preorder it at all book retailers. >> let me get out of here and do that. >> you love this book. >> for sure. >> you mentioned it three times. >> oh good.

>> in a good way. >> okay. >> i like him. >> didn't say that the last time. >> leave daniel alone. >> i said he should not have been fired. >> you're right, you did. >> all right. where am i? web site, i lost track.

i just realized this, it's toola. i can't tell you because you're watching it. should we fear -- that was amazing. >> i was going to tell you guys to set your dvrs for the show because we're taping on friday and i realize you're watching it now. i am completely mentally ill. all right. i apologize. should we fear a bug in our ear? an australian man endured a painful and nightmarish experience after a cockroach

bureau -- burrowed into his ear candle. he tried to vacuum it out with water but without success. a doctor yanked the insect out with for sends and declared it the biggest bug he ever removed from an ear. time for a visit from joe mackey. are you right toened. >> i am. >> you seem frightened. >> terrified. >> you got a haircut. >> got;2h the side lopped off. >> you hate his. >> i hate lice. >> i think you've never had lice. >> no. >> that's the thing. you never know what's never going to happen to you. >> always worry about everything. >> that's your motto. always worry about everything. because none of it will happen. what was i talking about? the cockroach. the cockroach.

what is your take on this? >> well, this can happen anywhere and it's terrifying news, special especially for hype con dry yacks. i'll let you know next time i have a headache. >> what about the vacuum cleaner good, idea, bad bad idea? >> my good rule of thumb, only let a train editor put a virginia tech couple cleaner to -- vacuum cleaner to your head. >> should you with head phones in your ears? do you sleep? >> i don't sleep very well but i do go to sleep with head phones on and just to make it worth my while i put a little reo speed wagon on. >> nothing to do with safety, to the. >> just my pure enjoyment. >> that's great. any other precautions before i move on? >> i say maybe sleep with a buddy system. marry a beautiful woman and asked her to watch you sleep and then take turns but don't ask her that until shings committed. >> that's tremendous advice. a beautiful woman we into that.

the fda i warning over the counter laxatives can be potentially dangerous if you don't follow their dosage warning and can kill you. has to be scary for everybody but especially for eternally frightened people like you. >> i always make sure i take the exact recommend eddowsage of finer and i rem you do as well. >> what if your only option is a laxative but you can't take them. >> first things first. if you're in a situation where you don't have laxative, get out of that si8bz÷jujz and then regroup. >> regroup. what it your definition of regroup? >> panic. >> i didn't want to say that but you put me on the spot. >> there's no such thing at regrouping when you're alone and scared. >> i'm regrouping moats of -- most of the time. >> any natural laxatives you would suggest? >> that's the thing. the trouble they're having with these laxatives is people don't

follow the recommend eddowsage but there's no recommend eddowsage for this. >> i want to talk about this eight resistant superbug in illinois. calling it a nightmare bacteria. i don't know. should we be concerned about superbugs? sounds like fun. super bugs. >> they're not fun, greg, and i tell you -- the terrifying thing about superbugs, they're found in hospital. so what if i think i have a bug in my ear? i can't go to the hospital because there's superbug at the hospital. >> couldn't a superbug go after the bug in your ear? and it could be a battle between bugs. >> well, who would you pick? a superbug and a regular bug. i'm taking the superbug everytime time. >> that's true but david did beat goliath. >> you make a good point. >> no one has this kind of stuff going on.

there's a chemical spill in west virginia. contaminated drinking water used by 300,000 residents and officials are unclear when it's going to be safe to use again. is this why you keep your bathtub full of water? >> first off, i'm always prepared for a disaster, unlike most americans. that's why win a disaster comes that the only time i'm not nervous. the only time i have a full bathtub is when i want to take a nice relaxing bath. >> that's amidessing. the fact you're always panicking means that when there is total apocalypse you'll be fine. >> as comfortable as a water bed in that scenario. >> when there's no disaster, you're miserable. >> oh, yeah, i am not pleasant to be around. it is -- >> on that note, i think we're going to leave you to your own fears. a pleasure. >> my pleasure, take care. >> have -- be careful leaving the building. >> not going to be easy.

>> our last story.

all right. before we get to this last story, tell me what you're excited about. this crowd sourcing thing. >> everybody is doing it. >> yeah. >> crowd sourcing. >> yeah. okay. >> there's this project called "between a rock and a hard place." it is "rock and a hard place tv dot com." it's blown up. it's doing well. it's a crowd sourcing thing it's an fabulous. >> you have to reach a certain amount of money. like 40 grand right? >> more. the cool thing is even if you hit it and go past it and make tons of money -- there was a movie or a tv show, veronica mars. the more we make, the more we'll

have for the production to make better. >> rock and a hard place tv dot com, all strung together. >> right. shia leboeuf says he's going to leave all public life. how has that affected you? >> i've never heard of him. [ laughter ] first of all, i thought it was a woman. i thought it was somebody on the jersey shore. i don't care one way or another. >> jedediah, how do you feel about this? >> he's worked so hard. he needs some rest. >> it's not true. he'll be off social media for a

couple of weeks and he'll be right back. >> he's an actor. his last great movie was "holes" and that's when he was six. >> dang, rough crowd over here on "red eye." do these punks know how good they have it? >> no, these punks don't know how good they have it. he's talented, but the kid is pretty lucky to be as successful as he has been, et cetera. you have to be bruce springsteen and get to a certainly level of iconic existence before you can say, i'm retiring from the public life. a lot of people are saying this kid is having a cooky self

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tonight on huckabee. republicans attacking members of their own party. >> don't focus on the people in office. focus on those you would like to replace. and then the war in iraq is over. and al-qaeda flags are fly nothing fallujah and soldiers that lost brothers in iraq and tell us how they felt to see the iraqi cities back in the hands of the extremist. >> plus if good guys have guns, the bad guys will stay away. detroit police chief james craig tonight.