right here at 7 p.m. eastern. good night from washington. we will see you on gte wire.com. -- gretawire.com. tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye," has the fbi finally found the alcatraz escapees? shocking new evidence suggests they are alive and well living in a volcano. plus how many consecutive high five's did the president demand from joe biden when jarod leto won a golden globe? >> i said let's not settle for 15. let's do 45. >> and is china making a super duck for the run at the olympics? none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guests. she is so british her castle lives in a castle. i am here with broadway.com

news editor, i'm ma general lloyd webber -- i'm mow general lloyd webber and she is nodding because that is her name. and it is a lofty goal for andy levy. and he not only hates white people, he hates black people who know white people. it is comedian sherrod small. >> and he survived only on the blood of the unconscious elderly. it is daily beast cultural news editor michael moynahan. looking scary. >> a block, the lede. that's the first story. sometimes i wish i was your sock, greg. and then i could be with you every step of the way. >> that's romantic. all right. anyway, don't let your pot go to pot. it is time once again for --

>> wait a minute. >> sherrod, we keep using things over and over again. that's the essence of our show. >> oh man. >> how fitting you would interrupt this segment. colorado has legalized marijuana, but you still want take it on a plane. now one airport is putting up amnesty boxes for people who didn't know that. it is similar to the ones they have for people who drop off things like pocket knives, saysers and babies. they say they will help people who don't want to miss their flights, but don't want to pay a $2500 fine foregoing that -- for going to jail. bottom line, get high on the way to the airport.

>> that's gorgeous. >> robin williams is getting harrier. sherrod, i know you would never, ever bring pot on the plane. you won't stop talking anyway. will this lead to people stepping outside and smoke their weed before they get on the plane? it will be a disaster. >> greg, i sent you three e-mails and you didn't return any of them. greg, i know you are blowing up and you are hosting "the five" and everybody is impressed. but return my e-mails. >> all right. will you do the sorry? will you do the story? >> i will. but return my e-mail. >> i was busy. >> i wanted to know who i should attack on the independents and barney and company. i went in blinded. let's get to the show. >> i'm assuming you are not answering the question. >> i want to collect those boxes. whose the dude whose job it is

to collect the shove in the boxes. i would love that job of i will work for free as long as greg returns my e-mails. who do you think you are, greg? who do you think you are you can't return e-mails? >> stop with the e-mails. >> i love you, but go ahead. >> moynahan is this going to end up like that episode on "the wire" where they set up the drug tolerance zones and you have people wandering around like this looking a lot like you? skinny, emaciated and perhaps with hepititis? >> a couple of them. a couple of letters, b's c's e's. i did a lot of pot before i came in here. you don't return my e-mails either. is this the grievance session? >> i sent you so many e-mails. some were about this story. let me tell you this -- >> who do you think you are, greg? >> mr. big shot, let me answer. oh, i know dana perino.

>> john stewart said you have a crush on dana. john stewart told me that. i am learning a lot about you, greg, that i don't like. >> if nobody answers the question in the next minute we will do this show all over again. >> i have an anecdote. i went to the airport in amsterdam a longtime ago and i had a lot of pot with me. i got rid of it before i got on the plane. i ended up in greenland. that's the problem. >> that is the problem. >> you take wrong flights and you may hijack things. >> i had pot in my jean pocket coming back from amsterdam and i didn't realize. i didn't know it was in there. i got home and unpacked my bag and look in my pocket and i go, oh my go. yes. it went from terror to celebration that i made it. i made it back. in your face, customs. >> and thank you for arriving sober. >> thank you, greg, for always

replying to my e-mails. thank you for that. >> is this going to create a group of people hanging around these boxes looking for free read? >> that would be the sensible thing to do. but why not just get on it and legalize marijuana already? the majority of americans want to legalize pot. the states need taxation money and so that will help. in decades it will be how we look at prohibition now which is stupid. let's get on with it really. >> it is harder than getting on with it it, imogen. there are 50 states. it is to the like your little place england where somebody says legalize it and then the king comes down and chops off somebody's head. >> it is called the parlimentary system. >> it is called north korea. >> you just compared britain to north korea? >> yes, i have. you know which i like better? take a guess. >> the one without dennis rodman. >> andy, welcome to the show. glad to have you back. >> i knocked on your door for

about three hours last night and you did not answer. >> i'm going through a rough period. >> i had your pizza. >> by the way, and you got there in under 30 minutes. >> yes, i did. >> which just happens to be a problem for you. anyway, who are the winners? who are the losers? >> i don't know. that's a dumb question. >> you wrote it. >> i know. i j was busy checking off white guy makes the wire reference. i guess i get that you can't -- it is not just that you can't bring it on the plane. you can't even bring it to the airport. it is federally controlled? >> why are you looking at me? >> it means if you are flying within colorado, like if you are flying from denver to colorado springs which don't write me e-mails saying you would never do that because they are 15 minutes apart, but you literally can't bring your weed on a plane even if you are not leaving the airspace of colorado. >> that's interesting.

>> the big losers are the people that would like to fly from place to place in colorado and hold on to their weed. >> that's fine because weed dudes, you know what we love? road trips. nobody? >> who are the winners? >> the winners as sherrod pointed out, the amnesty box clean cert best job in the world. >> amnesty box is a terrible name for this. it seems a little perverse. get me the amnesty box. it sounds like a place you put an illegal immigrant. it should be called pot pails or bud bins or weed wagons. >> i will -- illiteration. >> for everything against cancer. >> what do you mean? >> i don't know. it does president work. it doesn't work. four democratic senators wrote a letter golden globes, i don't know how do you that,

expressing their out -- outrage that julia louis-dreyfus was smoking an e-cigarette during the broadcast. she was shown puffing away during a comedy bit, but it it didn't stop them from whining that, quote, we are troubled it glam more rises smoking and serves as celebrity endorsements that coulden curling young kids -- that could encourage young kids to smoke e-cigarettes. but she was not the only one. the cameras caught leonardo dicaprio getting his nic fix. robin williams was seen smoking e-cry gs too -- e-cigs too at the same time. >> imogen, it seems to me that most people, including myself, i smoke e-cigs are smokers

trying to be healthier. i haven't had a real cigarette in a month. there is no tobacco. it is just nicotine and no tar. they are contributing to the death of people these [bleep]. >> you are the exception to prove my rule. >> what a? >> during christmas party season the most annoying people at the party were the people puffing on e-cigarettes. it is like a guy who dyes his hair or mustache and i see somebody in the room with an e-cigarette and i think don't want to talk to them. don't waste my time. >> that is the most important thing? what about the guy trying to bang you in the bathroom? he is okay? >> michael, she is okay with it because it annoys her. >> that was always the argument. first of all, what is christmas party? >> that's how it works in evening land. england. that's how it works. >> it is the queen.

if brian may is upset you are gone. >> are you? >> yes. and anybody that takes freddy mercury's place, the guy from -- what aim doing? >> let's get back to the story, but tell me about that later. freddy mercury. >> he had a tremendous overbite and he was quite the charmer. >> very bad dentist re. it bothers me the no smoking in bar thing since 2002. everyone said i support this law because i don't like when i come home and my clothes smell like smoke. how about you allow people to have smoking bars and nonsmoking bars. you can go to that one and i can go to the other. the second point is do you really smoke e cigarettes and stop smoking? >> yes. and it works. tls the nicotine delivery that replicates smoking. it works. i enjoy -- -- went to enjoy

cigarettes and i didn't realize and i smoked two cigarettes in a night and that is equivalent to four packs. the next day at work i was shaking and i did "the five" with a 42-minute anxiety attack sitting there like this. >> you and beckel. you were shaking from different things. you are making a great case for keeping e-cigs legal. >> the point is you have to read it, but i went over and changed to blue which i happen to like, blue cigs. >> who is in the commercial? >> ethan hawke. >> steven dorph. here is the best thing -- >> here is the best thing about sending people out for smoking. i hated it that people went outside to smoke. now you know which girls are down for it. if they smoke, they poke. >> that is an amazing philosophy. >> my grandmother taught me that. >> she is a faunt of wisdom.

andy who is the big winner and loser here? >> stupid question. >> again, you wrote it. >> yeah, i know. the big loser here are these four idiot senators who claim to be -- they are all democrats. they are all from the supposed party of science. they sit there and bash a product that is not shown to be bad for you at all. as you pointed out, we will help people -- the fda has not approved it. >> in this country it is not like the queen. >> we don't need them. >> we don't have to wait for the government to tell us. >> they have minimum research. >> i don't care. they have no research proving it is dangerous. >> i was outraged during the golden globes they were cutting out and people were drinking coffee. >> caffeine? caffeine? >> they were injecting a highly addictive drug in their body. shame on them. kids may be watching that and they will be sitting at home going i guess it is okay to have caffeine. >> they should write a let

torte golden globes upset that everyone in that room is going into the bathroom to do cocaine. you can't see it, but we all know they are coked out of their minds. >> that's when you want the e-cig after you do that. >> what is that called with the red bull? that does more harm than a -- i don't have any proof. how much you want to bet i didn't see pictures of the democratic senators that out of the four at least three are overweight. >> are they all democratic? >> yeah. >> what a bunch of losers. >> sherrod brown. >> from cleveland? >> yes. >> how did i know that? >> you know that -- okay. half of them are overweight. i want to write a letter to them and say you fat jerk. you are overweight and that is bad. i don't approve of you being fat. >> it sets a bad example of --

for kids. you know how many want to be congressmen? >> one lied about serving in vietnam and that is a bad example for kids. >> caffeine is caffeine. i don't care if it is coffee or mellow yellow. >> exactly. >> that's all i'm saying. >> tash tag va -- hash tag, varney and company. machines are getting their own internet. the daily telegraph reports that the first demonstration of the worldwide web for robots will take place this week in the netherlands, another made up place. row bow earth allows boughts to share information and learn from each other. for instance if one robot has to spend time developing a map of a room it can up load it to another machine and making it easier to track and kill humans, presumably. with the robot internet comes robot porn which they will no doubt become addicted to. look at some of these disgusting images from some of the sex sites that they are

compulsively watching. >> it is so disgusting. you no longer see those as available parts of society, but just as objects. >> sex objects. >> it makes me sick. money gnaw han, is -- money -- is this how we use the internet let them lose ambition to watch porn? >> do we have to defeat the robots ? >> yes. >> this is the inevitability. >> terminator. >> they have their own internet now.

pretty soon they will have their own parliament. >> pick a side. robots or flesh? >> i am pro robot. they are going to win. i want to be something. >> you know what you are? are you the token human. you are the guy that -- this is you. when i know things are heading to the apocalypse i will go against the humans. i will turn in a second. they will come in and see my records and i will be their leader. i will do their bidding. i will pretend to be an ally to the humans and i will help the robots win. >> don't tell them. >> the robots right now are going he's okay. >> the camera just nodded like this. we know, greg. >> camera, do you agree?

>> i mu it, camera -- i knew it, camera one. >> imogen, is it possible that humans and robots could share the internet or is this a war? >> it is end of the world coming. it is "terminator." we have drones and robot ousts internet. you know how i know it? the european union funded it. they tried in world war i, didn't work. world war ii, we almost all died and it didn't happen. world war 3 and it is happening again. >> my worry is with the robot web there will be a lot of robot anonymous commentary. like your power supply sucks. >> but they will use human names. they will hide behind the humans. >> jeremy felledman. >> your tube is unfunctional.

>> why can't humans and robots get along? >> it can never happen. the robots will exceed our intelligence. >> they catch a virus and then get all warped. >> we will have sex with the robots. they will have a robo-bot. half robot and half human, but also black. >> a racist, black robot. >> by the way -- >> the white man's nightmare. >> and they are robots. you can't destroy them. >> just like our president. >> brobots if you will. please return my e-mails. >> it was a long day. i had to deal with issues on the other show. >> okay.

>> you would if he was a black robot. >> i would say the girls and not dana. aim right? >> we'll be back. female announcer: during sleep train's

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we've lost our flare -- thank you. after seven years of this line the u.s. dropped out of the top 10 most economically free countries according to the 2014 index of economic freedom. this index was released tuesday by "wall street journal" and its parent company, hawaiian tropic. the top 3, hong kong, singapore, switzerland, new zealand that was made from

carrots and steel wool. america was ranked 12th thanks to the socialist lady hating senator barack obama. now let's go to our senior correspondent. >> you know, shaw -- sherrod, i know they will have little robot cats of the little robot cats, sherrod. i knew that would work. michael, why is our economic freedom declining? please blame obama in your answer. >> do i look in the camera? >> as you steadily lose weight. >> i am losing weight in the camera. >> somebody get me a sloppy joe.

>> they have that in the canteen. >> the reason for this is because there is somebody in the white house who is like a kenyan version and they are striping our economic freedom. i had tons of money. you know where i live now? >> where? >> a pretty nice place. >> that's not the point. >> i am doing fine, but the rest of the country is being destroyed by the policy of the guy -- >> like kenyan president. >> immogen, they have one of the biggest declines. this is sad because they sold the best trinkets. >> black people. >> i'm sorry. >> i don't know where to go. freedom. hong kong belongs to china and honorably mentioned was bahrain that was free for

women. no, didn't really buy into this. and most of the people who are free to choose in the world where they want to win a million come here every year and i am one of them. we choose to live here. even though you are not economically free. >> there is a mog influence, economics, mob is heavy in the countries. the mob -- organized crime owns a lot of things and even canada. people think canada is the quiet upstairs neighbor with great weed, but trust me they have the mob deep in canada. >> they have crime going on. >> all of those countries. >> i believe you, hong kong. andy, is it really that important? >> i hate these unpatriotic studies. it is an example of what they call the hate america crowd.

a coincidence who senator rand paul when he talked about the hate america crowd he spoke at the launch of the study. >> rand paul did? >> they take any chance to mock this great nation of ours. just to sum up, america is the greatest and this is full of lies, greg. >> peter king believes the same thing. i don't want you to disparage him. he thinks america is the greatest country and the greatest group in the world is the irish republican army. >> that's why we are safety first. >> he was a big fan. >> how did we get to peter king? >> turns out peter king, not a king of the no kingdom. just a mad man with dreams. >> aren't we all mad men with dreams? >> that's the name of my first album. the book, the book. it is coming out the four months like yours is. you are making money, not

returning my e-mails. i am your only black friend, gregory. >> as usual you are angry. coming up, the c block. the c block is sponsored by sun spots. the relatively cool spots appearing in groups on the surface of the sun that are associated with the strong magnetic field. thanks, spots, you are welcome, greg. i think you are relatively cool. thanks, i guess. can you get a message for me? >> i have to go. would you leave your wife and kids to help settle mars? write your answer.

could eggs lead to his exile? sherrod is blowing his nose. >> have i allergies -- i have allergies, what do you want me to do? >> do it during the break. >> okay e-mail returns. >> it is day 1 billion and 3 of of -- if justin bieber is convicted of egging his neighbor's house he could face jail time, deportation a or the death penalty. made that up. the egg assault is being considered a felony because the neighbor reported the damage at $20,000. on tuesday police searched his calabasas home to see if they were responsible.

an l.a. lawyer told fox fox news.com if bieber is convicted of a felony that involves a state of mind of intentional or knowing, there is a possibility that he could be deported. before adding i would be surprised to see him be deported , shut up because that is ruining our angle. we want him to be deported. they said it was a waste of taxpayer money raiding his home. but if he is deported, isn't it worth it? >> here is the sad news. it was me arresting justin bieber for his cocaine. i got confused. i threw out the eggs and started frying up the cocaine. what do you want, your cocaine over easy? then they arrested me. i am lil zane. >> you are lil something. >> first of all $20,000 damage, neighbor, bring it down a notch. what is your porch made of?

baby heads? >> it is really expensive in california. it is uber expensive. >> we talked to the contractor and they said for the baby heads it is half a million dollars. >> we have asian baby heads on the side and we get black and white on the top. >> immogen, should he be deported? and i am not talking sherrod. >> i don't belieb it. i had to throw that in. i hope he is deported. it is fun at the moment. it is proper car crash time. britney spears, lindsay lohan and we saw it wi fashion. it is getting good now. >> it is gratifying, michael. you dated mr. bibber -- mr. bieber last year. do you see him taking the justin timberlake route or garrett route? >> garrett took drugs and ruined his life? >> yes and then got bald spots. >> i wish it were that one. i have a lot to say about

this. no, i don't actually. >> he also crippled his friends. >> that's right. i forgot about that. i learned that from celebrity vh1. >> i learned that vince neil from motley crew killed a guy. everyone is talking about vince neil. where i live, not you coast ali leets. coastal elites. >> could the deportation trig area young war between young girls and the rest of america? >> there is already one going on. greg, you quoted an l.a. lawyer as saying he will not get deported? i talked to my sources in the l.a. county sheriff's department and the l.a. district attorney's office and they said there is an 87% chance that he will in fact be deported. >> who is your source? >> sources. i think the l.a. you talk i had to was corbin benson. >> he looks good without hair. >> he is doing commercials now, right?

>> i don't know if it is a reverse mortgage or silver. it is a reverse something. >> i think it is a buy your own silver back gorilla because they are going up in price. you have to find them. >> if bernson is behind it. >> my favorite commercial is william devain and he announces who he is. hi i am william dev eight n and i am ripped. >> who is that? >> a great actor. he was in "pay back a." he was great. >> is that a real movie? >> with mel gibson. it is a tremendous mel gibson film. it was a remake of a lee marvin film. >> i know lee marvin. he was on "the dirty dozen." >> can we move to the next topic considering we stopped talking about it an hour ago? >> e-mail. >> a utah man is opening -- is

hoping to be selected for a one-way trip on the mars mission. that's awkward for his wife and kids. it is time once again for -- >> 38-year-old ken sullivan has made it to round two of the selection process and hopes his family will forgive him for pursuing his dream. >> when people ask are you nuts? this is a suicide mission. i said no, i am going there and i am going to live there and hopefully for a longtime. my wife thinks i am a little bit nuts. >> why do they have to wear those clothes with the coller -- with the collar up. he says he will be there for his kids. >> i will be able to send e-mails back and forth. i will be able to video back and forth. i will always be able to interact with my children. >> oh, mommy, mommy, daddy sent us an e-mail.

shut up. i am having sex with his brother. >> sounds like my cousin. >> that's what is going to happen. sherrod, is his dream really to settle mars or leave his family? >> it is to leave the family. the family is killing him and his only way out is mars. i get it. >> we all get it. >> we've all been there. >> at least the e-mail was here for my baseball game. >> they are at the birthday. here e-mail next to the cake. >> when he first gets there he will return the e-mail the same day. and then after three months and then a week he won't return the e-mail. and then the end of the relationship and then suddenly are you not returning e-mails. it is like you with sherrod. >> i have excuses for being a bad dad. i was at work and i was drinking. you are on mars. you have no where to go. sullivan, you are worse than hitler. you hate your kids.

>> he is giving up his family to go to a barren planet. he is saying i don't want to take care of you. i want to go here and die. >> he is an awful human being. it is a good thing he is going there. he left his first wife and children to be a military contractor. he did a bunk before and so he clearly wants to do a bunk again. you can find really horrific people and this company is doing a favor by getting rid of and sending to mars. >> i change my mind. this guy is an amazing hero. how did i miss this? you you know what he is doing? he is saying he is going to mars and then he is not. he is going to get a rental car and drive to phoenix. and then he will open a bar in phoenix and grow an awesome beard. >> i can't wait for that next girl he met in phoenix and she calls the ex-wife. who is this? is this his earth wife?

you can just forget it. he wants three boobs. >> he will go to mars and there will be three other people there. after a year he will get sick of them and calling nasa going, to you have anything in jupiter? it is time. >> i love that at the end of the story he says i hope my family will be able to forgive me down the road. you [bleep] live on mars. it doesn't matter. you live on mars and/or tucson. it is to the clear which. >> and places in tucson look like mars. >> he will be sending postcards. >> he will be taking pictures of the red rock in tucson going, oh, mars. >> they have cactus too. >> we are on the best western in tucson. >> yeah, that is a strip club. we built one on mars. >> it is colonized by strippers. >> we made it look like the one in tucson. that's the way it feels at

home. >> those atm charges, would you believe they have a bank here? >> bank of mars. >> it has a phoenix title, but everything here is named after arizona. i think we have beat this story into the ground. god bless this man. you are a genius. time to take a break. more stuff on the way. new book, not cool. why isn't anybody buying this? just kidding people are. you should buy it. g gutfeld.com.

chris pine is next in line. how will he compare with previous jack ryans? it is time once again for -- >> "red eye" debate 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome back to the "red eye" debate center.

tonight's topic, who is the best jack ryan? jack ryan, shadow recruit is out this week. it is based -- it is from the late writer tom clancy. he is the fourth actor in five films to play the role. was alec baldwin, harrison ford and ben affleck in the sum of all fears which was about obamacare and the guy who played balky. immogen, i don't remember if i talked to you in the last segment. you had no choice but to cow better before these maniacs. who do you think is the best jack ryan? >> poor man james bond. >> i think opposite. >> why did they have a hobbed jack ryans over four films. at least he was there longer because they don't have to change him out because he is good.

it is a great movie though. anyway, my favorite. i want to marry ben affleck. alec baldwin left that message for his daughter. >> is he secret service? >> yes. what? >> her magesty's secret service? >> yes. i thought you said herma disease. >> i know her. >> michael, when i read spy novels or any novels i envision a specific actor plays that. >> you have to think of a plaque dude. >> clive owen is white. when i am thinking about a man in a book it is clive owen. >> you are just thinking about a man. >> i am just saying if you are going to think about a man, why not clive owen?

>> it can't hurt. >> i am not hurting anybody. >> who is harmed? black people. jack ryan who -- he is white in the books, right? i was going to say flip wilson. the weird thing is i was googling it because i didn't know who chris pine was. >> really? "star trek"? >> you know. >> you are only the cultural editor of the daily mail. >> i spend my free time having sex with women and that's why i don't go for the star trek. >> you can have "star trek" on in the background. >> i knew the other guy. >> will there ever be a jewish jack ryan in our lifetime? >> no. >> how come. >> not in front of the camera. >> racist.

>> years of ranking the jack ryan movie, alec baldwin and sean connery. >> that was sean connery though, nothing to do with alec baldwin. >> it is both. >> sean connery. >> "clear and present danger" and" sum of all fears" was awful. i want to see this movie. >> he is pining for pines. >> kevin kostner. and -- james kirk. >> i find pine to be a wooden actor. >> no, you didn't. >> that's his name. >> the pine box. >> it is no craft singles joke from last week. >> have we exhausted this one? >> i think we did. >> she said something bad about kevin costner.

>> did he hit on you? >> there is no reason to see a film if he is not in it. >> "water world." "water world." >> robin hood. >> what is this "men in tights"? >> i think they are going to suspend off swearing. you have a comment e-mail us. have a video of your animal doing anything, go to fox news.com/red eye. may have a video next. female announcer: get beautyrest, posturepedic,

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andrew schulz, ericmepaxis. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> oh. the chicago cubs unveiled a new mascot. but is it a touchdown? meet clark. he is a friendly little bear named after a street in wrigley field. >> he doesn't have any pants

on. >> he is porky pigging it. fans told them they wanted a family friendly atmosphere at the park. early in the history they had a live bear until the animal got loose and killed abraham lincoln. >> he freed us. >> and the bear ate him. >> three finger brown. it is true. >> i know and i skipped it for a reason. shut up. sherrod. >> yes. >> never mind. >> i said nothing. a brown man and you don't come to me. >> that's my point. a cub is used in gay circles to describe young, husky, hairy gay men so this is a salute to the gay lifestyle. >> isn't everything? let's be honest. this is america. anyhoo, i think it is nice and i like the brown cub. it is cute and you can bring your family to the ballgame

without somebody drunk with beer in the bleachers pouring something at you yelling out racial slurs. >> they are still in chicago. >> go cubbies. >> that bear has no pants on. it is not family friendly. >> it is free ball. how do you think families are made? >> that's how they are made in america. >> you can't make a family with pants on. >> those are hairy pants. he is wearing hairy pants. >> he does president have anything on underneath. he is naked. >> that's why he is so happy. >> it is sexy bear. >> it is not family friendly. >> what is the idea like people are going to -- drunk meat heads in chicago are going to be like oh there is it a bear. i won't punch any babies in the bliechers and use -- bleachers and use racial slurs. >> andy, what is the eye teal mascot then? >> the ideal mascot is

mr. met. a giant headed creepy mr. met. >> that's the scarest thing i have ever thing. it really is. it is half human and half ball. >> aren't we all, greg, again, aren't we all? >> like lance armstrong. >> that was pretty good. >> i refuse to laugh at that joke. >> pound it. pound the hand. >> the thing about mr. met is all of the kids at shea stadium, they would stand in line and be quiet. mr. met would come out and they would be scared and they would sit there quietly and not annoy anyone. >> the best mascot should be a fire breathing robot with claws. they call it sergeant death clamp. >> are you still kissing up to the robot? >> yes, that's my point. the robots are going, he

knew. he knew. i will save a special place for greg gutfeld. he will run a division. >> you will be up against the wall too. >> they will like my robot wit. compound the sin,

tonight on fbn. hello, everyone. i'man hello, everyone. i'm andrea tantaros, along with kimberly, bob, greg, and eric. it's 5:00 in new york city. and this is "the five." well, president obama was el thing americans one thing about our mission in afghanistan and telling his aides another behind closed doors in 2010. that from the former secretary of defense and his administration, who just did an interview with our own sean h hannity last night. >> he was