to night on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye, extreme pogo sticking and evidence suggesting this pudding sport could be responsible for global warming. >> and why doesn't the president have people working on making curling our top sport. >> it will attract the jobs that come with it. >> and are zebras making a play at replacing dogs as man's best friend? the hidden camera footage you won't sigh anywhere else. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> let's welcome our guest. she is so adorable she belches butterflies and confetti. i am here with miss new york usa.

>> it has only been three months. and he is so lonely even his shad toe lives separately. it is andy levy. he is alone, but never alone. and if jokes were the sun he would give us skin cancer. it is andrew schulz. and since it is almost april i better do my taxes. sitting next to me, "new york times" best selling author eric mataxis. his latest book is called "seven men." and the secret of their greatness. >> excellent. you have to admit the title of your book suggests something else. >> to certain people it would. >> i know what you mean. i have friends like you. >> all right. sorry. he left the island for a

permanent three-hour tour. that doesn't make sense, but i wrote it. russell johnson who played the professor on "gilligan's island" has passed away at the age of 89. only two are left. she posted, "my heart is broken. russell was a true gentleman and a good father and a great friend and the rest." that was very clever. and now a "red eye" tribute to the greatest of all castaways.

>> i have to say, eric, that we are roughly the same age i believe. >> yes. >> yeah. he was only -- i think gilligan's island was only on for a couple hours, but he had a tremendous impact on me. i watched "gilligan's island" every day and my favorite castaway was russell johnson because he was a man. >> yes, he was a man. interesting. and you picked that up as a kid. that's interesting. >> i'm being serious. >> when you mean he was a man -- >> like when you were a kid you couldn't look up to gill law began and you couldn't look up to the skipper. russell johnson was a man. >> is he one of the seven? >> he is one of the seven. >> that's the sequel. >> no, i see what you mean. i agree.

but he was also brainy. how wonderful. a man's man who was brainy. >> but that's the issue, joanne. he was a professor, but he couldn't get them off the island. he did make a coconut radio i think. as a professor he couldn't fix the hole in the boat which is weird because the hole wasn't very big. why am i asking you? you are 20 -- 5. 25. you weren't even around. >> but it has been in sin do location for years -- sin do location for years and years. i grew up watching. i have always been attracted to older men and that's because of him. you know he was smart, but still playful and i always thought i was marianne. we had a grand old time in my head. >> they were supposed to be together, marianne and the professor. they were always the rest. they broke out and were the professor and marianne. they are an inspiration for

people stranded on an island metaphor rickly and literally. mr. schulz, what did he mean to you? >> everything. >> do you want me to come back to you? >> yeah, come back to me like with a show that i know. >> you don't know "gilligan's island." >> i know "gilligan's island" and i like seeing gill gilligan's admirers with their wonderful hats and beards. >> not only did i know the show, but i met tina louis. >> really? >> she came to my sock -- socra a tese in the city event. >> you are using a man's death. wow. >> she lives in manhattan expri expri -- and i have her number. we can call her after the show. she is beautiful. >> you are a disgusting human being. >> you were the -- you were

the person who told me he died. you were the guy that brought the bad news. first, what was his real name? >> roy hinkley which i did not know that the professor was named roy hinkley, his name on the show. but like most americans russell johnson will be scientist steve carlson. we hospital over look the fact that he was good on "gilligan's island." >> i still have no clue what anybody is talking about. >> you mentioned he was a man which is true. he was basically the only adult on the island. if you needed a dispute settled you went to the professor. if you needed the batteries charged, he was your guy. if you needed anything, except a boat built out of coconuts and bamboo, he is your guy. he even made out with ginger. >> i don't know. it is a part of my life that has gone away.

>> there is always ginger. we will call her up. >> i am not going to fulfill your weird fetish. >> it is not a joke. it is true. he thinks i am kidding. >> he was like the first man outside your dad that you saw. that's the way i see it. >> in what way? >> you look for -- you looked on television -- you had three channels. you looked for role models and then he was the role model. and then after that it was lee majors as steve austin "6 million dollar man." that was a no brainer. "6 million dollar man" everybody wanted to be him. >> i wanted to be the bionic woman. i wanted to be jaime sommers. >> i don't know about you, eric. >> neither do i. >> all right, his mood is gray because we are sending in the gays. an italian international olympic committee member is peeved that the u.s. is sending three openly gay

athletes as part of our official delegation to the sochi games. sochi? sochi? i don't know. the move by the obama administration is believed to be a tweak of russian president vladimir putin who pushed through a law about so-called gay propaganda. finally. but they think it is not the time or place to point out a disgrace saying "it is absurd a country like that sends four lesbians to russia to show that in their country gay rights are established. it should not be a stage to promote rights that sport supports daily." he says he has nothing against gays, but that he, quote, just wanted to make the point not to let politics in ter fear with the -- interfere with the olympics. he then went to bed with some men -- thol lozenges because he had a sore throat.

>> why was his throat sore? >> get your ball. get your ball. >> the ultimate revenge. a cat moving forward knocking out the child. joanne, as ms. new york for the next few days give the correct answer to this question. should president obama be sending openly gay athletes -- >> broin -- brian boyatano is gay? >> i know. >> being gay is part of who you are just like being an athlete is who you are. it would be a shame to be sent there and have that having your sexual orientation be the only thing that is recognized. really you are going there because of your performance and how hard you worked.

some athletes like to use their career as a platform for their own beliefs and sort of, i don't know, showing that to others. as long as they are on the same page as the president, it is fine. let's, i don't know, stick to the plan. stick to sports. >> interesting. >> that was pretty good, right? >> that was good. i was almost going to ask you what you would say a if you weren't a beauty pageant contender, but i know it would be racist. andrew, it seems like today every issue has a gay component to it. it is probably healthy i think. in tv it is "duck dynasty" sports and the olympics and gay person tries out for the nfl and then music. of course you have cold play. >> have you heard of them? >> i have. that song "yellow." >> gay rights is the meat in every media sandwich. >> yes. it is the meat in every media

sandwich, and it is a tasty meat that a lot of people enjoy in their mouth. you can read all about this meat in "seven men". >> you want to get this out now. when we 2 live you don't want this in there. >> you have to prepare the meat in a way that they are easy -- easily digestible. >> i would hate to have you killed, but i will. >> he said it here. if i go down, you have heard proof. >> i am all about the gay guys going to the olympics. >> are you all about that, really? >> i am all about it. >> tell us about it. >> i am all about it because i know you're not. i know you're not by the way you are looking. >> i think it is possible -- i mean if you are going to make such a bold statement, i almost feel like maybe the people they picked are not gay enough. >> interesting. >> hold on, hold on, hold on.

have you seen brian boitano? >> have you seen johnny wier? >> in my mind you have to send the bottom. that's how you prove a point. they want to talk gay, we show them gay. we change the national anthem to "it's raining men". >> i am all about that. i am all about that. >> can you imagine their faces every time we win a gold -- ♪ it's raining men "7 men" in stores on february 1st. >> since you are plugging my book they might not kill you. actually it does seem slightly childish that obama is doing this, actually. >> well, i have a -- i believe that when you compare it to what putin has done to us, syria, snowden, and you respond with, look at our gays. >> we are sending billy gene

king. >> i actually think it is a little lame. >> gays should be going so i am glad about that. but it is a symbolic gesture and not a real act. >> here is what it is like. it is as if we had -- instead of sending great african-american athletes to berlin's olympics we sent a token black guy, right? let's find a black guy and send him. why? we have great athletes who happen to be black. we obviously had 400 something athletes in the olympics and i'm sure some are gay. >> it will probably happen in these olympics. and by the way russia has a lot more to worry about. they have twists who want to blow them up. andy do you think business -- biscotti will apologize? >> i think he won't. he gave an additional statement making it clear it is not he is anti-gay, but he wants politics out. i think a lot of people feel that way. a lot of people agree.

i think the question is first of all i don't know how he gets four lesbians out of three lesbians and a gay man. one gay man equals two lesbians. >> in italy. translation. >> the question is is this politics? should we have national health care? should your tax dollars pay for somebody else's birth control? that's politics. what hitler was doing in -- was it 1936? that's not politics. that was oppression. he kicked the jews off the german national team, et cetera. what is going on in russia right now is not politics. it is straight up oppression. gay people are dying because they are gay. i think this leads to the question, i know we don't boycott things. >> you know what you do? it is a boy-cot. you go there and you sleep. >> yeah. woo-hoo. >> i agree with you. i talk about this with my wife

who is russian. russia to me is 30 years behind in this sort of stuff. it is because they have been under the thumb of communism for so long. they are getting to a certain place where they are finally getting their religion openly out. now they have to work through these social changes that we already have. you can't get too hard on them, but violence is a bad thing, obviously. and the oppression. >> this isn't like gay marriage. this is where two rational people can sit down and one can be in faff and one cannot. this is people are getting beaten. >> and i am against that. i know eric is for it, but i'm against that, eric. we have to move on. to my favorite story. we have been covering this probably the only show in the country that has been following this so closely. i mean closely. they put the squeeze on a pervert with cheese. it is day 97 of -- police say

they arrested the swiss cheese pervert, the man accused of indecent exposure with dairy. the man who was up to no gouda, christopher pagano has been allegedly spotted driving up to women in the philly area and offering money to watch him put swiss cheese on his genitals. his neighbors are shocked he would do this. >> are you surprised? >> no. >> what was he like? >> creepy. >> i was mistaken. pagano, a kraft single, also loved guns and hated pants. >> neighbors say he had a bunch of guns. >> yes. >> tell us about it. >> he used to take his guns out and walk around with his underwear on in the neighborhood. i always thought he was a weird guy. >> that is not not weird.

you know who else likes to do weird things with cheese? >> he is going for three. >> he doesn't know when to stop, much like our cheese pervert. joanne, there is something sad about this guy in a sense that cheese was a proxy for women. he could never get a woman -- it's true. he explained this on facebook. it was like that -- he knew women liked cheese so he had sex with cheese. it is like a shoe fetish for a person. have you ever encountered people with these peculiar, weird interests. >> i have like asparagus. >> really? >> no. here is the thing, a lot of

women are lactose intolerant are avoiding dairy because it causes bloat. >> that's true of the. >> so i think he could have should have gone with asparagus. or here is diet candy. do you want to suck on -- i can't. >> quickly. it was only a matter of time before he got caught. >> unfortunately i told my family to watch this program. i am just going to have to pretend i am not here for this segment and maybe you canned -- you can edit it out. i refuse to be sucked into this world of depravity. >> some would say they are glad he got his fondue. >> we are punning it up. >> because i am not doing this again. please, expand. >> everybody wants to know -- >> we don't want to know. >> you know why i look

hostile? i feel hostel. i feel very hostel. >> what do you do when you feel hostile? you rub swiss cheese. that is the only way to get it out of your system of the i just want mommy and daddy to stop yelling at each other. >> i have one minute left. >> it is awesome. i think the fact he does it -- i think that this -- what i want to know is -- well the swiss cheese has holes in it. >> oh my god. >> i don't want to get too close into the actual description of what is going on. andy, did he like cheese because he was a cracker? >> a lot of people think he is a monster, greg. he is going to end up spending time provolone in jail. i sympathize with him because i have a thing for brie. >> that was pretty good. you have to admit.

>> come on. >> i have 10 seconds. i have 10 seconds. >> that lady calling him bad names for walking around with his guns out and under wear on. shame on you, lady. >> i would say something, but i think puns are immoral.

the awards for the academy academy -- the academy award nominations were announced on thursday and magic mike was snubbed. but matthew mcconaghey received an award. and the act of killing one of the best movies ever made was nominated for best documentary feature. we are having the director on next month. and in other categories the nominees "12 years a slave"

wolf of wall street and" -- "the wolf of wall street," "gravity. let's take a look at "gravity." >> it wasn't what i expected. sandra bullock has put on some weight. >> it looked better in 3-d. >> eric, i will go to you. hopefully you will participate. did you see any movies from last year? did you have a favorite? >> i think movies are wrong. i saw -- actually i saw "blue jasmine." >> hated it. i hated that movie. >> i didn't love it, but there was a lot of good stuff in it. at the end cate blanchett was so great that at the end i cried. >> really? >> i would never say that on tv. did you see it? >> no. >> you know who was great?

andrew dice clay. he was great in that movie. the only good thing. i know what you are talking about of the end. siting on the bus stop? >> i am ticked emma thompson didn't get nominated for "saving mr. banks." >> is that a good movie? >> no. it is though. she was amazing. >> have you seen "the after killing." >> no of the. >> best movie i have ever seen. indonesian murders play themselves. you have to see this movie. they were nominated for an oscar. all right, joe app, what -- all right, joanne, what was your pick for sounded ditting. >> i have only seen "gravity." it was on a date. >> how was the date? >> good of the we don't talk anymore. this just shows i need to go on more dates to get free movies. >> the movies are not that good. i have no desire to see a

movie. >> did you like "gravity"? >> i was not crazy about "gravity." i fell asleep. but i was drunk. i had gone out drinking and my wife said let's go to the movies. i said this is a dumb idea. i was drunk and i sat there -- >> you feel like you are in space. >> i said this is not fun. i am sea sick and i am not at sea. can you imagine if i saw "perfect storm." >> or "captain philips." >> i heard that was good. >> i didn't see "captain philips." >> how about the movie? >> no. and i saw "12 years a slave" and surprised it wasn't nominated. you have to nominate some because you say was he not slavey enough? >> a very graphic film.

>> probably the best movie of the year. >> really? >> yeah. the only problem with it is it means anytime it is talked about on the oscars you can't make jokes. >> you can't. >> it kills ellen do generous and those of us on twitter who spend four hours tweeting jokes. you can't make fun of 12 hours a slave,. >> maybe that's racist. >> here is a movie. i talked about this movie, a movie not nominated. "done john." itit is the only film ever about how pornography is bad. don john. directed by who? >> he is a chronic masterbater. that's all he does. >> and then he made the movie. i don't know what the movie is about, but it is a fun fact fnlt . >> it is a fun fact. >> joaquin phoenix was snubbed for her. it was a good not great movie,

but he was phenomenal. >> documentaries should be nominated for best picture and i think the guy got robbed. >> did meryl streep get nominated? >> she was nominated for a meryl streep award. >> is anybody here tired of meryl streep? >> i am. >> who is meryl -- >> andrew doesn't know who meryl streep is. >> there is the other that is meryl streep to me. >> glen close? >> yes, glen close. >> i just called them both crew well law deville. coming up, the c block. the c block is sponsored by steam loco motives. the railway wonders that produce their pulling power. thank you, greg. i would give you a ride any day. >> i am flattered, but i am not interested. you make me loco with desire. >> i gotta go. sorry. and it lets you control your

dreams. we are still going to do the story anyway.

is the earth dead unless we go red? u.n's climate chief says communism is the best political system for fighting global warming and democracy is a dud.

they claim the partisan divide in the u.s. is detrimental to passing any legislation to combat climate change. in communist china they want to breathe air they don't have to look at. they are not doing this because they want to save the planet. they are doing it because it is in the national interest. then she ate a baby panda. can't blame her. they look adore blee delicious. they wanted it. they wanted to be eaten. communism related to 100 million deaths in the 20th century. >> not that there was anything wrong with that. >> 65 million in china alone. global warming is more important. >> the beauty is when you have the unlimited power of the state. you can do a lot of things effectively. you can crush the spirits of all of the citizens and deny them their god-given liberty. you can do that because you have the power of the state to crush them. and so it is -- when you have that you can be effective. under stalin, very little crime. >> right.

yes. >> that's the upside of come communism. >> ukrainian, big lover of come munition. communism. >> we established that on theha. >> do you buy this idea? should we all become communists to cut down on our smog? they have smog. >> global warming gets my blood boiling. i host dinner parties. it is a potluck. everybody brings a dish. we drink environmentally friendly wine. anything left over i turn into compost. >> you know what, i think she is america's hero. and it is not these other heros we keep hearing about. andrew, you run self-communist blogs on on this topic. what is the discussion board saying? i don't even know why. >> first of all i want to say how lovely it was to hear what she had to say, even if it

wasn't sincere. i think i prefer fake. i was thinking about that. it was just so lovely. >> you want an viet? >> i would love to come. but -- okay. we are on the same level. the blogs are out there and there is a forum and you can sign up and you need to have your edu web address. i don't know what is going on. >> i like the fact that you are trying to ask a nonsense question. you are falling apart. >> who cares? we are from new york. i don't breathe clean air. it is true. when i go to canada the first breath makes me cough. it is like, what is cooking? no that is what oxygen tastes like. it smells like food. 1 that syrup in there? >> andy, we get more of our power from renewable energy.

yet china is doing better? >> yeah, i don't understand that. every picture i see of china you can't see anything. i don't get that. but you see this a lot on the left. it is the longing for more and more power in the hands of a central committee or president obama. he himself occasionally says i am not a dictator but i think -- >> it is the modern day equivalent of mussolini. you pointed out the death usa tripped it to -- uh attributed to communism, but communism is good in terms of global warming because there are fewer humans. >> but we should eat more cattle because there is less methane. >> if you really think about it we should eat more people. >> finally a solution. cannibalism, that's my mono log. >> and baby pandas. that's what i agree with the u.n woman on. >> the haunches are tough.

>> creatures who need to be exsized. >> if they don't want to have sex, they are telling us, please, let us go. let us head into oblivion. we want to be george clooney floating away. we don't want to be on this planet. why are you forcing us to have sex with each other? we can't because we are too adorable. >> i thought you were talking about the chinese. >> i am talking about the pandas. >> it just hit me. >> next topic before we get into trouble. tmz reports that trace adkins fought his own impersonator on a cruiseship this week. ad ky ns was headlining a credit cruise for jamaica, interesting combination, when he spotted his look alike in a karaoke bar. the pair met previously in 2007. not sure why that matters. of a the drunken brawl adkins

checked himself off the boat and checked into rehab. in a way didn't trace get a good look at himself in the mirror? >> i had a similar thought. i thought you can say all of the negative stuff you want about trace adkins, but you have to give him this. he had the good sense to pufn out the guy that looked and acted like him, right? you can see what you want, but you cannot fault him. he saw him and said i am going to kick his ass. >> i can't stand that guy. >> there is something in this story. >> i am actually glad he is getting help. joe app, are you going to -- joanne, are you going to want to fight the next miss new york? >> definitely and i'm sure all of you would love to see that. the thing missing was what song was he siping -- singing during karaoke. if it was honky tong -- honky

tonk-badonkadonk smed. >> andrew, if you saw your impersonator and he was doing a terrible job what would you do? >> i did watch the movie the -- "the pianist." >> oh very good. >> what happened to him? >> something, a little bit. >> what happened to him? >> there you go. >> adrian brody. those who people say i look like. i don't even know. >> quarterback for the 49ers in the early 70s. >> there is a reason i don't know. no, what are we talking about? this guy? i think you nailed it. i wonder if the impersonator as he was taking blows to the face was trying to hit him in the exact same areas so he could keep his impersonating

job. it was the left eye. >> you completely missed what happened. he was on the wagon for 12 years and he fell off it on the cruise. he hadn't been drunk in a longtime and walking around drunk and he is like, why am i on stage? he flipped out and lost it. he went on stage and didn't know what to do because he thought it was him. >> just imagine if your whole life is about impersonating a celebrity. that's your whole life. >> it is like, get a life, not mine. >> and then that celebrity kicks your butt. >> actually that's a good point. we feel bad about trace, but the impersonator got beat up by his career. >> the guy he worships. >> do you think when he was getting beat up he was looking at his facial -- >> it is like bruce springsteen making fun of chris christy. >> he was probably going, but

we met in 2007. >> how many times have i said that when i was getting my butt kicked. we wish the best for trace and we don't mean to make light of any problems he has. however, beating up the impersonator? there is more stuff to talk about. my new book. >> is it called "seven men." no, it is called "not cool." you can pre order it or go to my website g gutfeld.com. if you by one -- if you buy one copy you can get another for the same price.

is it inception or deception? a start up company called i winked is raising funds for a new product that they claim lets users control their dreams. wouldn't you like that a? the head band seen here making this woman look weird measures brain waves and eye movement when you enter a deep sleep and it allows you to realize you are dreaming in this dream state you can take control of

what is happening. i am fascinated by this. i used to be able to lucid dream many years ago until i killed a family. if you could control your dreams what would you be dreaming of? >> if i could control my dreams. i don't want to control my dreams. i would like to sleep with people maybe i wouldn't want to sleep with and then wake up and go, good thing i wasn't in control of that. i don't feel guilty. you know what i mean, adrian brody? you were amazing in "king kong." >> it is true. when you are having an erotic dream your brain decides to screw it up for you. a beautiful woman in an elevator and then it turns into a giant monkey. i hate that dream. >> you shouldn't admit this to anyone. >> we pr open about this. >> it is true.

eric, do you think this is a legitimate product and if so would you buy it? >> it is certainly a legitimate product. it scares me a little bit. i think the temptation to want to do this is going to be so strong it is going to make drug addiction look like nothing. >> agree completely. i have done a lot of research on lucid dreaming because i had nightmares. they said this is what you do is have alarms to wake up. i learned to do this in cling. in college. i spent every afternoon napping and lucid dreaming for hours. >> you have done this? >> yes, for two years. >> what was the craziest lucid dream? >> i can't get into that. when you realize it is a dream it is like this and if you want to drive a car into wherever. i will not say exactly what i was doing. i was doing a lot of charity work. you know why? i didn't want to do it when i

was conscious. i figured i could sleep and do charity work with supermodels. do you wish to manipulate your dreams? >> i don't. i remember them until i wake up -- like right after i wake up and then i forget what i dreamed about. it is a great idea for one group of people specifically. those who suffer from ptsd with night terrors. you get a doctor's prescription maybe. if somebody were to -- whatever. >> are you against legalizing this? >> you have to just smack down everybody's opinion. it is because you are not talking. >> in all seriousness it is scary stuff. you are right though. i was just kidding. it was a great idea. >> what happened was some guy

visited our school. that's the same thing. i keep having the same nightmare. what are they called? night terrors! you feel something on your chest holding you down. there is another one where you can't move. >> suck could -- succubous, gargoyles on top of you and i used to get these every week. i talked to a guy and he said it is lucid dreaming and you have to practice it and i did it and it worked. i used to get them, but not as much. >> andy, you never sleep. >> i used to go to this one guy's place and sit on his chest and then just as he was about to wake up i would leave and he would have no clue of what happened. he probably thought it was a nightmare. >> thee thought you were inncubous. >> let me till you why this is

not real. it is kick-starter. if there is a device that lets you control your dreams they would have gotten money from the country. and they would come in and thut you down like jane foster. >> you have actually done this. >> it is absolutely impossible to do this. >> if you google lucid dreaming you will find all sorts of crazy stuff. >> i lucidlyy dreamed before. i was in the dream and i was like, i'm dreaming. i can do whatever i want. i literally jumped and came back down and i was like, this sucks. might as well wake up. nothing was different. >> i flew. i did everything. coming up, our last story is great. i think.

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we are talking about when you get sleep paralysis. i scream my wife's name and she has to wake me up. it is terrifying for her. but it is funny for me. i will be on "the owe reilly factor." andy will be on.

dana perino and gavin mcguinness and a new "red eye." saturday at 10:00 p.m. we have gavin and jedediah and jesse joyce. it is 7:00 p.m. pacific. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> it funny linked to crazy? a study showing comedians have psychotic personality traits. they looked at hundreds of humorous from australia, britain and the u.s. show they have impulse sigh and antisocial behavior. the charkt rise sticks can increase people's for on odd and unusual things thinking outside the box. i have to go to you, andrew. you claim you are a comedian. do you buy this? >> i think a lot of comedians are weird. i would agree.

i don't think i am psychotic, but i definitely met people who were weird. >> that's just the kind of thing a psychotic person would say. >> maybe i am psychotic and i am okay with that. i am really okay with that. >> i don't think you are psychotic. i think you are a great guy. you are funny. you are amazingly good looking. >> not the face. please not the face. joanne, do you buy this? no, beautiful women always say they want to date a guy who is funny. that's a lie, right? >> no longer will a woman say i want a guy that can make me laugh. >> no, you want people boring, boring, boring. >> i would rather be the funnier one. >> eric? actually there is truth to this. there is no doubt. the idea of the sad clown is a cliche.

i have been open about talking about by polar and depression. i am not depressed now. i am not psychotic now. but in all seriousness they are related. you do see the world differently. >> i agree. i am a normal person. andy? >> did you touch me? not that i was aware of. i was dreaming. >> i have to tell you if i was awake i must have been dreaming. >> don't ever. ever. ever touch me. >> eddie, are you running out of time. >> good because i have nothing else to say. >> that's excellent. >> that study is obviously true. >> i think so. by the way, wanted to go up on stage and tell jokes you have to be a bit crazy. >> i would never do it. >> can you make more noise with the cup? >> oh i could. >> wow. >> not the back.

not the back. >> somebody stabbed me in the back. nobody ever says stab me in the face, please. this can go, but not my back. i love my back. it is my friend. ohhh...ugh. geico. little help here.