they're looking to fire you. so look around here. he who picks up the stone -- you know the whole biblical thing. we're going to explore this more on fbn tonight. that will do. hey, hello, everyone. i'm greg gutfield along with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, dana perino. this is "the five." >> the u.n. could be the worst thing ever to contain the letters u and n since untreated rabies. case in point, their climate cheech says communist is tops at fighting global warming. she claims that america's political differences prevents passing laws to fight rising temperatures. while in commie china, they actually want to breathe air that they don't have to look at. they're not doing this because they want to save the planet.

they're doing it because it's in their national interest. tranlsilation, to get what we want, we need a dictator because then we can murder the dissenters. it's the same logic behind left-wing fantasies here and abroad. a dictator obama could take our guns and make us watch pbs. why not? never mind in china the smog is fa thicker than michael moore's thighs because for the u.n., evidence is a drag and so is history. communism slays over 20 million dead, 65 million in china alone. they're the mcdonald's of massacre, but i get it. think of how much less carbon is emitted when the emitters are reduced to crushed bones. using this logic, not all killers are environmental heroes. genghis khan wrote the first inconvenience truth. perhaps ted bundy was killing locally but thinking globally, but look, the desire for someone or something to take over and

fix things, even if millions die, is not new. it's the nature of the left. if you wish to remake, you first must undo, which spells doom for me and for you. that rhymes. >> i know, i thought, hey, let's end with a rhyme because on fridays, rhyming is fun. it's rhyming friday. let's go to you first. what do you make of the u.n.'s suggestion, kind of revolutionary, don't you think? >> so many people would love to live in china where they control how many kids you have. this is about control. if you could control people's lives, then you win, at least in the mind of a liberal. it's the same argument, too, and i laugh at it, when they come out and say, you know, fat people, if they would just all go away, if they would just die, we could fix the climate change issue. so then climate change, i guess, in their mind, if you're an anorexic, you're also an environmental hero because

you're not eating food, so no truck has to travel with the food you can digest and blow a hole in the ozone. mit's famer professor, he needs to get a food taster for what he's saying out in public. he studied at harvard and a lot of other schools and came out recently said and, you know what, there is not a lot to this catastrophic argument that they're making, and if you look, he says, this is all about money. all the funding for this comes from the government. so they're doing this to keep their funding sources alive. he is an expert. he spent his entire career studying climate change. >> bob, here's the thing, the debate is not between us. it's not over if man has an impact on the temperature. i happen to think it -- they do, and you do, too, but the problem is with the exaggeration and the inaccuracies in predictive models. is that what leads to this kind of conclusion, let's go to communist china? is that the issue?

>> the communist china thing is ridiculous. we just watched a show where they had to clear the streets off for about four weeks and clear the smog out of the streets. and china has a terrible, terrible reputation on environmental issues. you know, we have some problems ourselves, but nothing compared to that. having said that, so we don't get into a big argument here, nasa released their -- redid their report which we had this debate about where 97% of climate scientists agree that the temperature is rising. now, eric, you can sit there and laugh, but you and a bunch of -- >> i was going to try to be nice. but when you talk about nasa, the american medical association, you go through this list of people who believe this is true and it's the highest temperatures since temperatures have been recordered, you've got to say something is going on, don't you? >> it's not the highest. in fact, that study --

>> well, temperatures have increased 1.7%. >> how old is the earth? >> how old is the earth? i was here at the beginning of it. >> hundreds of years, thousands or millions of years. >> you're going to go on a study that shows a minuscule increase in temperature over 130 years, which, by the way, has gone up and it's going down, and right now, this snapshot in time -- >> not minuscule. >> not 1.4%. >> trying to do my research. >> less than 1 degree is what it is, over 100-some years. >> 140 years. >> okay, communist china is ridiculous. bob is right. beijing olympics, it was like four or five months prior to the olympics people were not lowed to drive a car around the city of beijing because of the smog problem. it's also the reason the u.s. doesn't get involved in things like the kyoto protocol, cap and trade, because china, the biggest polluters on the planet, won't play ball. if we're going to cut our pollution and force our

businesses like coal-fire power plants, which obama wants to bankrupt, if we put onerous legulations on them, and china is going to emit what they want, it's one globe. as i said before, pollution is fungible. if they're polluting in china, we're going to breathe it in china. >> so you're saying if they pollute in china, we should pollute here? >> why should we put onerous regulations on our businesses so it costs more to do business when we're not doing it. >> we're the biggest economy in the world and it probably makes sense for us to take the lead on t don't you think? >> the biggest polluter in the world, which is china, they should, too. >> i agree with you, knrout can't force them to do it. >> president obama says the climate is warming faster than ever, which is what bob just said. it's a huge lie. climate change predictions have been wildly exaggerated. i want to show you this shot of an epa administrator who can't say what is going on, interviewed by jeff sessions, i

believe is his name. thank you, somebody said yes. that's his name. >> it hasn't increased faster than predicted or not? >> i don't know what the president's context was for making that. i do know that -- >> do you believe the temperature has increased faster than predicted? do i not have the right to ask the epa a simple question that is relevant to the dispute before us? is the temperature around the globe increasing faster than was predicted, even ten years ago? >> i can't answer that question. >> the issue here is that nobody can really answer this question, dana? >> nobody can answer that question, but they all know the answer. >> yes. >> so the answer is, cliempt change, yes. global warming, yes, more money for it, yes. actually, the answer to climate change or any other energy issue is not communism. it's the private sector and capitalism because the only way to grow yourself out of this is to have a lot of economic growth where you have companies or

governments that have enough money in their treasury to be able to pay and fund for new projects will be scalable, work so you could replace coal and oil. you can't actually do that now, but the best thing is actually to get america back to work, so we have more money in our own pockets so the companies can invest appropriate. >> it suits to government to get clean air and clean water, to get the corporations to clean up their act. >> who created the epa? >> richard nixon. leaving that aside -- >> i thought he was evil. >> if he didn't pass the clean water and clean air act -- ne r nevermind, i won't get into how republicans are attacking that, but the fact of the matter is anybody who denies this country has polluted and is taking massive steps to correct a lot of that and we have coal-fire plants that are good for us when they're polluting the ausmus fear. >> coal fire power plants have done an amazing job of getting new technologies in there to

scrub out as much as they can. it's not entirely risk-free, but they have don a ton. not just because of the government telling them to, but it makes good business for them. i go back to the private sector is better than communiscommunis. >> nuclear power would be the best. >> gina mccarthy was at a hearing in november and was asked about the keystone pipeline and gave a similar answer. she was hammered, why is this bad for the environment? and she couldn't answer it. in fact, she sounded more like an advocate for the keystone pipeline, and this is obama's own person at the epa, short on answers on why we shouldn't develop our own oil right here at home. >> i'm not arguing, but do you know how much oil? >> 700,000 barrels a day. >> per day? >> yeah, part of the problem, keith ellison was on the other network this morning. i was listening to him, and they were talking about other things, and he said definitely not the keystone pipeline. i was waiting for one of those

idiots to say, why not? just ask the question, and no one could do it because there's no answer. he's talking about creating jobs. he said definitely not with the keystone. why? >> also for safety. earlier this week, there was a big report and a lot of news articles about the hazards of moving all this energy by rail. >> right. >> if you had keystone pipeline, it's a safer way to do that. >> you still have to move by rail, though, right? >> not as far. >> okay. >> i have a feeling that this topic is now over. >> dead. >> we start to talk about how oil is moved -- >> why did you pick this topic? >> i didn't. they told me. no, they didn't. i love climate change. next on "the five," the most awkward "today" show moment since matt lauer ate that squirrel. we'll show you what happened when kate gosselin sat down with an interview with her twins, her children. it did not go well. plus, barbara bush does not hold

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welcome back, everybody. because you demanded it, the fastest seven minutes in news, cable, or otherwise. three exceptional stories. >> who demanded? >> nobody demanded it. >> seven minutes, one ecstatic host. first up, kate of the kate & jon plus eight, touted her great relationship with her kids. somebody should have told the kids the topic before they were live on tv. awkward. >> you're out because you want to let the world that you're doing okay. now, maddy, what would you want to say about how you and your sister and your family are doing? >> um -- >> maddy? your words?

>> it's hard. it's a hard question. >> oh. >> what about you, cara? >> so this is their chance to talk. this is the most wordless i have heard them all morning. >> yeah. >> i don't want to speak for them, but maddy, go ahead. sort of the things you said in the magazine that years later, they're good. they're fine. go for it. >> you just said it. >> cringe worthy. around the table, greg, your thoughts? >> that's an animosity sandwich. she was the meat in the animosity sandwich. what's wrong with obscurity? go get a normal life. these kids, they're going to turn, in ten years, they're going to be so bad. give them a normal life. gosh. >> you can imagine, okay, come on. we're going to do the "today" show. the first thing they ask, how is your relationship with your mom? >> it's almost as if they were being polite. they didn't want to say anything bad. they knew enough not to say, well, actually, things suck. >> yeah.

>> i tell you, perino, you are really stinking this down in the gutter. >> i didn't mean it. i was quoting. i was quoting. >> no, no, you have gone way down in the gutter. you're down there in my area. well, not quite. >> you want to weigh in on that awkward moment? >> i didn't follow the story about who the people are, but i will say this. it looks like two kids who got together before they went out there and said, we're going to screw mom. >> perhaps. your thaudz? >> i feel sorry for the girls. their silence was deafening. you know they have friction with their mother. they're probably going to grow up and hate their mother. she seems really difficult, too. she does. these little girls didn't ask for it. neither did the other kids she has, and they just thrust them into the limelight, and you know things aren't good between kate and jon, their dad, so they're put on the "today" show for what? more money, and they're sick of it. >> did you hear what the old man said? >> can we do this?

next up, if i had a son, he would look like -- nevermind, but if barack obama had a son, he would definitely sound like this guy. >> how is it going? >> fantastic, how about you? >> good, good. what's going on? >> doing great. people have to tell you who you remind them of? >> okay. i hear that every now and then, but go ahead. >> it's got to be our president. >> oh, goodness. >> let me be clear. well, you have to understand. that we live in a nation that is completely torn and we must stand together as one nation. >> that's phenomenal. >> a little something. >> so great. you won me over already. >> that's a great moment. your thoughts on that one? >> a little deeper, and he would have sounded just -- >> he did sound like him. >> when he said, let me be clear, he did. if i was lorn michaels, i would bring him in right away for an audition. >> he does a better obama -- >> he does.

>> funny. very few people can do obama. >> there's few people who are willing to take the risk to do obama because they are afraid of being ridiculed. >> a lot of people did george bush. >> because they're not afraid of being ridiculed because he knew how to laugh at himself. >> remember when he got on stage and did -- who was that? will ferrell and the president, they did the dual thing. remember that? >> i think they like him so much, they don't think he does anything worth criticizing or making fun of. >> the point of every imporous nashz of him was insulting. there's no mocking of his beliefs, his ideology. it's his mannerism. whether it was regan or bush, they attacked his person, who he was. >> because they thought he was stup stupid. then you can make fun of somebody. if you want to say they're not as smart as the left would like him to be, that's where the ridicule comes in. >> think obama has had a tough time on the late night shows.

>> no. >> come on. >> yes. >> that's standard. >> the obamacare thing has been brutal. how do you -- >> as it should be. >> how about this one? finally, mother knows best. former first lady and first mom barbara bush has sage advice for political families like the bushes, clintons, and kennedys. >> i think this is a great american country, great country. and if we can't find more than two or three families to run for high office, that's silly. there are a lot of ways to serve, and being president is not the only one. and i would hope that someone else would run. although there's no question in my mind that jeb is the best qualified person to run for president. >> like a mom, she got that in there. >> first, she looks amazing. i heard she's doing great. there's a reason that families end up -- have this expectation of service, and i think what she

was saying there is there's a lot of different ways to serve. if you look at neal bush, jenna and barbara bush, george p., they're not necessarily going to run for president, but i had to throw that in there. >> there's a lot of them. >> but a lot of them, and when she said he was the most qualified, that is preebl true on the republican side with experience. >> first of all, i think when she came back and said jeb was the most qualified, she stepped on her own line about that, but i'm sure she does think he is the most qualified. go back to the adams, the voez ve roosevelts. there have been families who seems to dominate american politics and i suspect they will. i suspect jeb bush will run. >> i don't think so. >> she makes a great point. a population of 310 million, 315 million. we can find another family. we have kardashians, baldwins, perinos. find a winner. find a winner. channel al davis. >> we have a winner.

>> we have buicys. >> i tent to agree with what greg said. i do think the public looks at it and goes, really, bush versus clinton again? although i will say, that was a really nice quote from a mom. don't you think? she has to endure watching her sons get ridicules like we were talking about, it's not easy. she knows that. she was a first lady herself, but she doesn't want to undercut her son by saying he was the most qualified. i thought that was a perfect quote coming from a mom. >> did you see jeb's response on twitter? he wrote, what day is mother's day this year? asking for a friend. i thought that was cute. >> you're wearing the same shirlt. >> i try to be like her. >> if barack obama's mother was still alive and watching the show, how do you think she would feel? >> what? >> he makes a good point. >> if mrs. obama -- >> will the obamas be the next big political family? we have heard michelle may have some interest in running for an elected office.

>> i don't think michelle obama has any interest at all in running. >> i don't think so. >> what's your point? >> you said barbara bush had to put up with the attacks on george bush. if mrs. obama was alive and watching this show, you think she wouldn't cringe? >> right, because her son was being ridiculed. >> yeah. >> we're going to leave it all. coming up, a patriotic goalie for team usa is forced to remove the constitution from her custom-made hockey mask before she heads to russia. we the people on "the five" have something to say about that olympic fail next. i wasn't sure, sochi or sochi, let me know. [ male announcer ] we could say a lot

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well, the olympic games give athletes from around the world to proudly represent their country. team usa women's hockey goalie was so proud to represent america at sochi, she just had a custom mask made to wear while she's there. it features a picture of the u.s. constitution of it, but the police on the international olympic committee say it has to go and they're forcing her to paint over it, citing ioc guidelines. this isn't the entire constitution. it just says we the people on the mask. what's the big deal? >> i have a question. did todd create this story? this is like the ultimate fox news outrage. the war on the constitution. it's a combination of the hockey, patriotism, and women. i don't know. if i had an olympic helmet, it would say i brake for unicorns. if they made me take it off, i would, because you're not supposed to put stuff on

helmets, however, what if it was an islamic sign, a rainbow for toleran tolerance. i don't know if they would have reacted the same. >> we should try it and create another fox news story of outrage. gr they say this is, quote, propaganda, corroding the united states over other countries. isn't that the point of the olympics, though. >> i was trying to think of how that's different from what they have on the uniforms. every country has some sort of representation of their country on the uniform. i get the rules. that's fine. i understand that politics and self-expression at the olympics go hand in hand, but one of the best ways to have influence if they want to is to win. if you win, you get more attention and you can go on "today" and get more xposure for whatever your views are. >> she can dress up while she's getting the gold medal. >> she should be able to do that in the sport. >> eric, it looks like this

isn't the fist time. four years ago, ryan miller and jonathan quick had to change their masks, and also, it said miller time on their masks. and quick had to drop the words "support our troops" before. so this has happened before. >> they're very specific. they can have their flag, some representation of the country, but they can't have wording. i'm fine with it. like greg said, i don't want, you know, sheree allah across the iranian goalies if they have a hockey team there. >> right, remember the soccer player who shot a goal into his own goal? >> at columbia, they shot him dead. >> is that what happens in iran? >> did they play cricket with a headless goat? >> thank you. >> soccer balls are very expensive. >> robert beckel, do you think this law applies to maybe people like you, if you get into the

olympics and you want to put something on your helmet, like i heart bobbies and that could be distracting? >> i think this is an absolute outrage. that they would take the united states of america, our constitution, and not allow us to show it at sochi. sochi this. now, i think the idea, why not be able to do it? in fact, she should have something inside her helmet that plays the star-spangled banner, and leave us alone. we're the biggest country in the world and the smartest and the biggest economy. we have a right. >> all right. >> keep that energy level up. >> well done, bob beckel. >> we have more outrage for you. you will not believe what happened in shu bogan falls, wisconsin. look at this picture. a high school basketball players suspended for doing a symbol which they said means three points, but a lot of parents getting very concerned these could be gang symbols.

greg, really? now they can't play in the game on friday night because some parents said this could be a gang symbol? >> i mean -- oh, there it is. you know what's weird? yeah, they should be suspended. it kind of is disturbing that gang symbols are seen as kind of lighthearted and fun. almost like high fiving. gangs kill people. they kill people. >> but these aren't real gangs. they're not real gang symbols. >> they said lebron james does it. >> you think i follow sports? >> you follow gangs. >> you were in the crypts. didn't you have your own signs? >> we did. >> we used to use a sign for a free throw, a one-pointer. it wasn't this one, the other one. >> i thought this was the three-pointer. >> the what? >> three pointer. >> get it? >> read between the lines. >> i know. >> i see, the three pointer. they're not a gang. >> they're not real gang signs. >> they're supposed to mean

three pointers. the aclu is getting involved. this is one topic i agree with them on. they said, look, this is ridiculous. it means three pointer, and a lot of parents are saying, come on. >> i don't like the aclu's statement. one of the things they say in here is that it appears as though the school district and police department are unprepared to respond to the increasing diversity in the schools. as if it's about racism. that's what the aclu is alleging. >> could you put the picture up again? >> i see what you mean. >> if they were white and doing the three-pointer, that wouldn't have been a problem. >> right, so it does make sense. >> i could be completely wrong about this, but the bloods and crips, the two major gangs in america -- >> their symbols. >> this is the crips, the c, and the bloods -- i could be wrong, but the letter b. i could be wrong. >> can i rename this segment? this is the longest seven minutes. >> if the players were white, if they were white, would we be

having this discussion? would parent think it was gang related if they weren't black? probably not. >> next, should workers be allowed to smoke e-cigarettes at the office. before we go, an important primetime programming note. don't miss the kelly file tonight. megyn is going to have a chat with her old friend, ah, yes, anthony weiner for the first time in three years. that should be very interesting. bob, zip it. tune in at 9:00 p.m. eastern. back in a moment. you zip it, too, anthony. [ male announcer ] e new new york is open.

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all right, many states have bans against smoking in the workplace, but now with the rise of e-segerates there's a lot of

debate about all they should be banned, too. some claim they're harmless, but some critics call them a pollutant. you're looking at bob and greg enjoying some in our show last month, but this is becoming a thing because smoking, people had to go outside, they banned smoke in the workplace and airplanes and most restaurants, so smokers were heading outside, but now you have the opportunity to smoke at your desk. should they be allowed to? >> you're looking at me? >> yes, because you smoke them. >> businesses will save about an hour of time for each worker who no longer goes outside. number two, a lot of the anger about the e-sigs are not facts. they're more about feeling. people looking at you and it bothers them. you don't outlaw or ban things because it bothers you. in fact, laws are made for the things that bother you. so you don't ban things. as long as people are confused,

and i use this metaphor, you can't ban women who wear dresses because you might mistake them for a woman. you can't do that, so why can't i smoke a cigarette and wear a dress? >> what about -- >> bob, if you had e-cigarettes you wouldn't be able to be outside. >> first, i smoke real cigars, and secondly, the problem i have, even though i went along with the schtick, is there are a lot of people who don't want to smoke those things, they're quitting smoking and they see people smoking those, it's tough to keep their regimen of not smoking. >> it got me to quit. >> didn't you tell me you had four packs of nicotine? >> by accident. i didn't know the nicotine level, but i haven't had a cigarette -- >> you were like on a methamphetamine run. >> i killed 16 people, but no, it got me off -- and there's no tar, and there's no tobacco. like nicotine oil. >> now that you explain it to me that way, in this country, we

have a right to do what we want to do. if we want to smoke those things, we're going to smoke them. now, can i smoke my cigars in here. >> from a business standpoint, do you think companies are having to wrestle with this in the hr department, what is the difference between vaping, which is a weird word, but that's what they call it, and selling gun. >> vapeing. >> i'm guessing this is where it comes from. not that the vapor, which is a form of water vapor, right, that is the problem. it's what is happening is a lot of people, not only kids, people are retooling these e-cigarettes to put weed in them. now you can't tell the difference is someone is smoking -- >> that doesn't emit an odor? >> i literally don't think it emits -- >> i have a hard time believing you cannot smell the marijuana if you smoke that in the cigarette. >> if it's the chemical, i don't know. yeah. >> i don't think they light weed

inside of it. i think they use the chemical. >> they better go outside. let's face it, when they go outside and they're all smoking, in washington on k street, half of them are smoking joints. >> really? >> times square, my friends. >> now we know why d.c. is so messed up, because they're all just high. they're high as kites? >> well, one person's high is another person's low. >> this is a big public policy debate in washington. the fda has not regulated e-cigarette said, but they're thinking about it. do you think they're going to have a hard time saying people shouldn't emit water vapor. >> it's not climate change, it's e-cigarettes. i don't see the difference in having an e-cigarette at your desk or a vaporizer. maybe not tea, because i have tea here. it's a little different. i think what's the difference if it's emitting a vapor. but it can be distracting to people in the office. i'm the business -- if i'm the business owner, i think i would say, you can smoke them in the

office because then you get your work done and you're not taking cigarette breaks, but maybe designate an area so they can do it so it's not distracting your coworkers. >> 97% of scientists say these things are dangerous. >> here we go. >> and three out of four dentists improve. >> very quickly, is nicotine a health hazard? >> they have done studies that show it helps with parkinson's patients and may help with alzheimer's. it should be studied, but i think you could overdose on it like you could overdose on water. >> it may have some benefits, but let's face it, it's still a drug. >> it's a great drug, a marvelous drug. >> for you, a lot of things are great drugs. >> if i could end this by saying my mom was watching my twitter feed. she saw we were going to do the story and she wanted me to make sure i let everybody know some electronic cigarettes when they're getting their batteries, they overheat and people have ended up in the emergency room. >> it's happened twice. >> i know. >> thank you for telling your mother's story. you got a minute out of my

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whoever picked that song, man, squash it. this weekend, superstar quarterbacks peyton manning and tom brady face each other for the 15th time, as the broncos and patriots battle for a trip to the super bowl. san francisco 49ers also play this weekend taking on seattle. self-proclaimed 49er fan nancy pelosi used yesterday's press conference to discuss the game and joe montana. >> all these questions are just subtrufuge to get around a sport, right? i'll put my bracelet right out there. joe montana's jersey, number 14. well, anyway. >> all right, nancy. take that bracelet back because joe montana was number 16. as for that current qb, colin

kaepernick, pelosi is quite a fan. >> we love our quarterbacks. we like the tattoos, the big arm. the whole deal. >> i wonder if nancy is getting tattoos herself. dana, let's turn to our sports expert here. give us your guess on who is going to win these two games, what is your prediction? >> i'm not going to presetend t be a sports analyst. i love denver. i was young when the elway years were dig, and i love that, and them being at home will be a terrific advantage for them. >> you're picking denver. how about the seahawks and 49ers? >> the seahawks because of scott stanzel, my friend. >> let's go to our next resident expert on sports, greg. >> it's got to be the 49ers because tom brady and i went to sarah high school in san mateo so you have to stick together. also, pelosi, the only sport she

knows is co-ed botox. >> did you really go to a school named sarah? >> unipero sarah. did i pronounce it right? >> tom brady. that would be the patriots. >> she knows nothing about the sport. andrea, what are your predictions and why? >> well, this is a tough one because manning is really good. he's one of the only quarterbacks in the nfl who actually calls his own plays. both are total studs. let me be clear. but i do think brady plays better in the big, big games. but this is an epic matchup, i have to say. as for 49ers/seahawks, i kind of want to win because, i don't know, they don't usually win. however, i'm with nancy on that quarterback, colin kaepernick, he is great and he has a tremendous story, and he does have big arms, and i give nancy a pass for flubbing that jersey number because we all make mistakes. let her go. >> a big one on that one. eric, tell me why you pick the ones you're going to pick.

>> first, i wish i had seen nancy pelosi finish it, i love colin kaepernick, his big arms and then kiss it. that would have been great tv. i'm going to go with the underdogs, i like the patriots at denver, the 49ers at seattle. i like the number point spreads. take them both, move the point spread. but think about what happens if the broncos and seattle win. two states that legalize marijuana, and -- >> that's perfect. i'm going to go with the favorites. i tell you why. i think that brady, first of all, having to go to the mile-high state. the last time they played together, denver had a 37-point lead or a 20-pouint lead, and te patriots came back and won by three points. that's going to be different. i was watching the game, and it was a good game. the reason i like seattle is their defense is much stronger than people give them credit

for. and brady and manning both have had -- i think manning has won -- brady has won, what, 16? a lot more when they played face-to-face, or head to head, rather, except for the last time, the last six games, it's been manning over brady. >> so you have the favorites, i got the dogs. we'll work it out on monday. >> we'll work it out. one more thing is up next. for over a decade

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that one up? >> all right, andrea. >> i'm sure andy leavy washes h his hands. okay, i took to facebook to get ideas. i got this great one. check this traffic cop out from south mississippi. diamondhead police officer darryl hughes, this is how he directs traffic. he's been doing this for over a decade. he's from new orleans and he said, look, this is how we do it. traffic job, or the job of directing traffic, is really boring, so i have to bto put boogie into it. he does, i love this guy. >> dana? >> you know i love dogs? >> really. >> sometimes they like to carry sticks -- >> you love dogs, what? >> what would this week be -- it's not jasper, don't worry. watch this. >> he can't get through. >> he can't get through. he keeps trying. watch this, though. then he goes back to get it and tries it again. i mean, this is the kind of perseverance that we need in america. if we are to make it back.

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>> yes. >> i have nothing to promote, because i don't host anything, so it's okay. i want to congratulate the first lady of the united states who turns 50 years old today. michelle obama, now watch this. this woman is just -- she doesn't look 50 at all. she goes out there. if i tried to do that with my knees, i would be in a rehab hospital for i don't know how long. >> you know what's horrible? they're stepping on little bugs. >> she's a remarkable person. she had a rough reputation about her. >> why, i didn't think so? >> the first campaign, she did, but she's turned out to be great. now here she is with her aarp card. i have one myself. >> i'm sure the discounts on hotel rooms will be helpful. >> anyway, congratulations. michelle. a great first lady and great person for kids to look up to. >> happy birthday. >> happy birthday. >> is that it? anything else? got ten seconds.

>> read slowly. don't forget to set your dvrs so you never miss an episode of "the five." we'll see you here back on monday. have a great weekend. "special report" is up next. president obama and the nsa. trying to strike a balance between privacy, security, and politics. this is "special report." good evening. i'm bret baier. president obama is trying to thread the needle tonight between civil libertarians at home and his counterparts around the world who want less government surveillance and the reality of living in a dangerous world. today, he unveiled a compromise which like so many others, satisfies few and leaves many complaining. chief white house correspondent ed henry has tonight's top story. >> it is not enough for leaders to say trust us.