on fbn tonight. that will do. h,lo one. hey. i'm greg gutfeld filled. this is "the five". the u.n. could be the worst thing ever to contain the letters u and n since untreatedn rabies. case in point, their climate chief says communism is tops at fighting global warming.obal one person claims america's political differences prevent passing laws to fight rising temperatures, while in commie china, they want to breathe air that they don't have to look at. they're not doing this to save the planet. sav

they're doing it because it's in their national interest. translation? to get what we want, we need a a dictator because then we can murder the dissenters. it's the same logic behind left wing fantasies here and abroad, a dictator obama could take ourr guns and make us watch pbs. never mind in china the smog is thicker than michael moore's thighs. with the u.n., evidence is a drag. so is history. communism slayed in the 20th century over 100 million dead. 65 million in china i lone. i get it. think of how much less carbon is emitted when the emitters are reduced to crushed bone, using this logic, all killers are environmental heros. khan is a tree hugger and hitler wrote the first inconvenient truth. perhaps ted bundy was killing locally, but thinking globally.a thell desire for someone oror something to take over and fixe

things even if millions die is not new. it's the nature of the left. if you wish to remake, you first must undo, which spells doom, or me and for you. andrea, i thought let's end on a rhyme 'cause on fridays, rhyming is fun.en it's rhyming friday. it is rhyming friday. let's go to you first. what do you make of the u.n.'s suggestion? kind of revolutionary, don't yo think?vo >> yes. so many people would love tony live in china where they control how much kids you have. this is about t control. if you can control people'ss lives, then you win, at least in the mind of a liberal.mind it's the same argument, too -- i laugh at it -- when they say,ou you know, fat people, if they would just all go away, if they would just die, we could fix the climate change issue. so then climate change, i guess in their mind, if you're an anorexic, then you're also an environmental hero 'cause you'rx not eating food, so no truck hae

to travel with the food that yo can digest and blow a hole in the ozone: i.t.'s -- m.i.t., this famous professor, he needs a food taster for what he's saying in public. he studied at harvard and other schools and came out and he said, you know what? there is just not a lot to this catastrophic argument that they're making. he says this is all about money, all the funding for this comes from the government. so they're doingfo this to keep their funding sources alive. and he is an expert. he spent his entire career studying climate change. >> yes. bob, here is the thing, the debate is not between us. it's not over if man has an a impact on the temperature. i happen to think they do and you do, too. but the problem is with the exaggeration and the inaccuracies in predicted models. is that what leads to this kind of conclusion, let's go to communist china? is that the issue?

>> the communist china thing is ridiculous. whereched the olympics they had too clear the streetsut off for four weeks to clear the smog out. and china has a terrible,chin terrible reputation on environmental issues. we have some problems ourselves, but nothing compared to that. but having said that, so we don't get into a big argument, nasa released their -- redid their report, which we've had this debate about. 97% of climate scientists agree that the temperature is rising.r now, eric, you can sit there and laugh, but you and a bunch of -- i won't say flatter.oing when you talk about nasa, american medical association, you go donahue these people whot believe this is true and it's t the highest temperatures since temperatures have been recordede you've got to say something is going on. >> it's not the highest.fact >> the past 130 years theempe

temperature increased. >> i was here at the beginning of. >> thousands of years or millions ofni years? >> millions. >> so you're going to go on a study that shows that minuscule increase in temperature over 13e years, which by the way, it has gone up and it's gone down. right now -- >> not a minuscule. >> it'sn not 1.4%. >> it's less than one degree, over 100 some. communist china isye ridiculous. bob ismu right. beijing olympics, it was like four or five months prior to thi olympics that people were not o allowed to drive a car anywhere near the city of beijing because of the smogri problem. it's also the reason why the sm u.s. doesn't get involved ine things like poetcal and cap and trade because china, the biggest polluters on the planet won'tbig play ball. if we're going to cut our pollution and force our businesses, like coal-fired

power plants, which obama wants to bankrupt, if we want to put regulations on them and china is going to emit whatever the hell they want, as i said before, pollution is fungible, like money. if they're polluting in china, s we're going to breathe it in. >> what are you saying? we should pollute here because they're pollute not guilty china? >> why should we be the only ones who adhere to put onushy regulations on our businesses so it costs us more to do business and run our homes and plants when they're not doing it? >> we're the biggest economy in the world and i think it makes sense for us to take the lead on this, don't you? >> no, i think the biggest municipalitier in the world, p china, should, too. >> i agree with you. but you can't force them tos do it. >> president obama said that the climate is warmingut faster thas ever, which is what bob just bob said. it's a huge lie. h climate change predictions have been wildly exaggerated. i want to show you this shot ofr an epa administrator who can't actually say what's going on, interviewed by jeff sessions.

somebody said yes.ebod >> has it increased faster than predicted or not? >> i do not know what the d president's context was for making that. i do know that -- >> do you believe the temperature has increased fasteh than predicted? do i not have the right to ask a simple question that's relevant to the -- to what's put before us? is the temperature around thegl globe increasing faster than was predicted even ten years ago? >> i can't answer that question. >> the issue here is that nobody can really answer this question. >> nobody can answer that question, but they all know the answer. the answer is climate change,cle yes, global warming yes. more money for it, yes.for actually the answer to climate change or any other energy issuo is not communism. it is the private sector and capitalism because the only wayi to grow yourself out of this is to have a lot of economic growtt where you have companies -- orcp

governments that have enough money to be able to pay and fun for new projects that will be scalable, that will actually work so you could replace coal and oil. you can't actually do that now. the best thing is to get america back to work so we have more money in our own pockets so the companies can invest appropriately. >> it took the government to get the clean air and clean water act to get the corporations to clean up their act.ter, >> who created the epa? >> it was richard nixon. >> but leaving -- >> i thought he was evil. >> the fact of the matte r is, anybody who denies that this country has polluted and has taken massive steps to correct a lot of that and that we have coal fire plants that are goodaf for us when they're pollutingut the has mott severe. >> coal fire power plants have done an amazing job of getting new technologies to scrub out as much as they possibly can.

it's not entirely risk free. but they've done a ton not just because of the government telling then, because it makes e good business sense. i go back to the private sectorb is the better answer than government. >> could i make point about the woman we just saw? she was at anu hearing in novemr and was asked about the keystone pipeline and gave a very simila answer to the one that she justa gave. she wasla hammered, why is this bad for the environment? she couldn't answer it. in fact, she sounded more like an advocate for the keystone pipeline and this is obama's ows person at the epa, why we shouldn't develop our own oil here at home. >> does anybody know how much -- i'm not arguing, i want to know. >> 700,000-barrels a day. >> per day?day. >> yes. i'm sorry.y. part of the problem, keithpr ellison was on the other network this morning. i wase listening to him. they were talk being certain things. he said definitely notey thether keystone pipeline. i'm waiting, one of those idiots would say, why not?

just ask the damn question and no one could do it because there is no answer. he's talk being creating jobs. he said definitely not with the keystone. why? >> also for safety. because earlier this week theree was a big report and a lot of news articles about the hazards of moving all of this energy by rail.y >> right. >> you have key tone pipeline that's -- keystone pipeline that's a safer way to do this. >> you're still going to haul. >> not as far. >> i have a feeling that this topic is now over.star when we start to -- >> who started this topic? >> i didn't! they told me to do it! no. i love climate change.met. next, the most awkward today show moment since matt lauer ate that squirrel. we'll show you what happened when reality ice queen kate gosselin sat down for anat interview with her twins. it did not go well. feisty former first lady barbara bush doesn't hold back in a newa

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welcome to what's next. comcastnbcuniversal. ♪ ♪ welcome back. because you demanded it, the fastest 7 minutes in news, cable or otherwise, three exceptional> stories. seven minutes. first up, kate of the john and kate plus eight fame. kate gosselin appearing on the today show, touting her great with her kids. h somebody should have told the kids the topic before they were live on tv. awkward. >> you want to let the world know you're doing okay. what would you want to say about how you and your sister and you family are doing? >> mattie? your words.

>> it's hard. it's a hard question. >> what about you, cara? >> this is their chance to talkh this is the most wordless i'vehm heard them all morning. i don't want to speak for them, but made, go ahead. sort of the things you said in the magazine that years later, they're good, they're fine. go for it. >> cringe worthy. greg, you saw it? >> this is an animosity sandwich. the animosity sandwich. what's wrong with obscurity? go get a normal life. these kids, they're going to -- in ten years, they're going to be so bad. give them a normal life. >> can you imagine like come on we're going to do the today show. the first thing is how is your relationship with your mom? >> it was almost as if they wer actually being very polite. they didn't want to say anything bad. like they knew enough not soey take actually, things suck.

>> yeah. >> you are really taking this thing down into the gutter, man. >> i didn't mean it -- i wass quoting. >> no, no. e way down in the gutter. when you're down there i in myn area. not quite. >> you want to weigh in on that awkward moment? >> i didn't follow this wholed o story about who these people d are. but i'll say this. it looked to be like two kids who got together before they k went out and said, we're goinggh to screw mom.'r >> yeah.rew >> perhaps. >> i feel sorry for these girls. their silence was deafening. you know that they have friction with their mother. they're probably going t to groh up and hate their mother. she seemed really difficult, too. she does. these little girls didn't ask for it, neither did the otherid' kids that she has. and they just thrust them into the limelight.to t you know things aren't good between kate and john, their dad. they're put on the today show for what? morere money? i think they're sick of it. >> did you hear what the old man said? >> next up, if i had a son, he'd

look like -- never mind.son but if barak obama did have a son, he definitely would soundba like this guy. >> how is it going? >> fantastic. what's going on? >> doing great.ng >> people have to tell you who you remind them of. >> okay. i hear that every now and then.a >> it's got to be our president. >> oh, goodness. >> let mede be clear. well, you have to understand that we live in a nation that is completely torn and we must stand together as one nation. that's phenomenal! so great.omet you won me over already. >> that waswo a great moment. any thoughts on that? >> a little deeper and he wouldd have sounded just like him.he when he said let me be clear. >> he does a better obama than on snl. >> it's funny.

very few people can do obama. >> there is very few people whos are willing to take the risk to do obama because they are afraid of being ridiculed. >> yeah. the fact --- >> a lot of people did george bush. >> yeah, because they're not afraid of being ridiculed 'cause he knew how to laugh at himself. remember when he got on stage -- who was that?on >> will ferrell and the president, they did the dualerre thing. >> plus i think they like him so much that they don't think he does anything worth criticizing or makingng fun of. >> every impersonation of him is never insulting. it's a mockery of his beliefs. it's miss mannerisms, whether it was reagan or bush, they attacked his person. they attackesmd who he was. >> because they thought he was stupid.n, >> right. >> then you can make fun of somebody if you want to say that they're not as smart as the lefu would like them to be, then that's where the ridicule comes from. >> i think obama hadt a prettyh rough time on the late night show.

>> no. n >> oh, come on. >> the obamacare thing has beeno brutal. >> it should be. >> how about this one, finally mother knows best. former first lady and first momo barbara bush has sage advice fom political families like the s bushes, clintons and kennedys. >> i think this is a great a american country, great country, and if we can't find more than two or three families to run for high office, that's silly. there are a lot of ways to serv and being president is not theea only one. and i would hope that someone else would run. although no question in my mindo that jeb is the best qualified person to run for president. >> like a mommy, she got that i there. >> so she looks amazing. i heard she's doing great. there is a reason that families end up having this expectation of service.

i think what she was saying is that there is a lot of different ways to serve and if you look ao neil bush, marvin, jenha, george p, they're not necessarily goinr to run for president, but there are a lot ofn them and when she said that he's the most qualified, i think that is probably true on the republican side with experience. >> first of all, i think when she said he was the most qualified, she stepped on heral own line about that. but i'm sure she does think that. but this is not the firstink time -- go back to the adams and the roosevelts. there has been families that seem to dominate american politics for a long time. i suspect theyey will.th i suspect jeb bush is going to run. >> wow. i don't thinkk so. >> she makes a great point.on population of 310 million, 313 million people. we can find another family. we got kardashians, baldwins, perinos. please. find a winner.. find a winner. the wieners! doocys.ve

>> i tend to agree with what greg said. i do think the public looks at it and goes really? bush versus clinton again? although i will say that was a really nice quote from a mom. don't you think? she has to endure watching her sons get ridiculed like we were just talking about. it's not easy. she knows that.'s she was a first lady herself. but then she doesn't want towas undercut her son by saying he i' the most qualified. i thought that was a perfecting quote coming from a mom. >> did you see jeb's response on twitter? he wrote, what day is mother's day this year?r? asking for a friend. >> he's wearing the same shirt. >> i try to be like her. mother was la's still alive, and watching this show, how do you think she'do feel? >> what? >> will the obamas be the nexte big political family? we've heard --mily >> sasha and malia. >> we heard michelle may have

interest -- >> i don't think michelle obama has interest at all. >> i agree. i don't think so. >> what was your point about what his mom would say. >> you said barbara bush had tod put up with the things about her sons. i'm saying if mrs. obama was alive and watching this show, do you think she wouldn't cringe? >> right. because herri son was being ridiculed. >> we're going to leave itr there. coming up, a patriotic goalie for team usa is forced to remove the constitution from her custom made hockey mask before she heads to russia. we the people on "the five" have something to say about that. sochi ♪ this is for you. ♪ ♪

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♪ the olympic games get athletes from around the world an opportunity to proudly fro represent their country. team usa women's hockey goalie jesse vetter is so proud toey represent america, she just hado a custom mask made to wear when she's there. it features a picture of the u.s. constitution on it. but the police on the international olympic committeee say it has to go and they're int forcing her to paint over it, citing ioc guidelines. greg, this isn't the entire constitution. it's just -- i.t just says we te people on the mask. w what's the big deal? >> i have a question, did todd starnes create this story? 'cause this is like the ultimate fox news outrage, the war on the constitution, combination ofof hockey patriotism and women. i don't know. if i had an olympic helmet, ity would say i break for unicorns and if they made me take thatecu off i would. but what if it was an islamic

sign or a rainbow for tolerance? i don't know if they would have acted the same. >> we should try it and create another fox news story of c outrage. dana perino, the ioc says this is, quote, propaganda, promoting the united states over otheres countries. isn't that the point of the olympics, though? >> i was trying to think of how is that different than what the> have on their uniforms? the flag on their uniforms. every country has some sort ofir representation of their country on their uniform.coun i get the rules. that's fine. i understand thati politics and self expression at the olympics goes hand in hand. one of the best ways to have influence is to win.e 'cause if you win, then you get more attention and you can go on the today show and get even more exposure for whatever your views are. >> she can dress up like the founding father and have a scroll of the constitution. >> she should do that while she's engaged in the sport. >> that would be amazing if she could win in costume. eric bolling, it looks like thit isn't the first time.

four years ago, goalies ryan miller and quick had to change their masks and also -- it saidd miller time, and had to drop support our troops. this has happened before. >> they're very specific. they can have their flag. they can have some representation of the country, but they can't have wording.fla the issue is with wording., i'm fine with it. like greg said, i don't want sharia law the iranian goalies, if they have a hockey team -- >> they killed them all. >> right. remember the soccer player who shot a goal into his own goal? >> in colombia. >> they killed him. >> did they play credit coat with the -- cricket with the headless goat? >> that's afghanistan. >> soccer balls are very expensive. >> yeah. robert beckel, do you think ha this law applies to maybe people like you if you get into)

helmet,omething on your mçç like i heart boobies and thatike could be distracting? >> i think thi cs is an absolute outrage that they would take the united states of america, our constitution, and not allow uscs to show it at sushi, sochi, sochi this. i think -- why not be able to do it? in fact, she ought toot havebe something inside her helmet to play the star spangled banner and then just leave us alone! we're the biggest country in the world and smartest!es we have a right!ri >> keep that energy level up. >> well done, bob. >> because we have more outrage for you. you will not believe what happened in cheboygan falls, wisconsin. high school basketball players were suspended for doing a symbol which they said means three points. but lot of parents getting very concerned these could be gang

ese kids can't play in theeall game on friday night becauseame some parents said this could be a gang symbol. >> i mean -- there it is. you know what's weird? they shouldn't be suspended. but it is s disturbing, that gaf signals are seen as kind of like light hearted and fun, you know. it's almost like high fiving.e i gangs kill people! they kill people. >> these are not really gang symbols. that's the problem. >> it's for a three pointer.y >> you think i follow sports? >> you follow gangs. >> you andsp the crypts. didn't you have your own signs? >> that's true, we did. miniature golf. >> we used to use a sign for a three throw, one pointer. it wasn't this. it was the otherr. one. >> the three pointer. get it? >> that's read between the lines. >> i know. i see. the three pointers. >> so they weren't gang signs.pi >> they're not gang signs. g >> they're supposed to mean

three pointers. me the aclu is getting involved. this is the one topic i agreetoi with them on. they said this is ridiculous. it means three pointers and parents are saying, come on. >> but this is like the aclu statement, one of the things they say in here is that itre i appears that the school district and police department are unprepared to respond to the increasing diversity in the schools. as if it's about racism. >> can you put the picture up again? >> i see what you mean, though. >> if they were white and doingd the three pointer, that wouldn't have been a problem.t >> right. so it does make sense. i >> i could be completely wrong about this, but the bloods and crypts are two major gangs in -- america. this is the crypts, the c, and the bloods, i believe, thend letter b.e i could be wrong. >> you know something -- >> could i rename this segment? this is the longest seven minutes.tes. >> if the players were white, would we be having this

discussion? would parents think it was gang related if they weren't black? probably not. >> maybe. next, should workersen be allowed to smoke e cigarettes at the office? before we go, a prime time we programming note. don't miss the kelly filemi tonight. megyn will have a chat with hero old friend, anthony wiener for the first time in three years. that should be very interestingt bob, zip it. 9:00 p.m. eastern. back in a moment.back you zip it, too, anthony. ♪ when you have diabetes like i do, getting the right nutrition isn't always easy. ♪ to help minimize blood sugar spikes.

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♪ ♪ many states have bans m against smoking in the workplace. now with the rise of e cigarettes, there is debate about whether they should be

banned, too. they emit a vapor that some say are harmless and others call them a polluteant.yo this is becoming kind of a thing because smoking people had to go outside, they banned it in thehe workplace and restaurants. and smokers were heading outside. but now you have the opportunity to smoke right at your desk. should they be allowed to? >> are you looking at me? >> yes.. >> number one businesses will save an hour of time from eachse worker who no longer goes outside or goes inside.e they'll be here. that's a great thing for productivity. number two, a lot of the angeros about the e cigarettes are not based on fact. there is noge second thing as secondhand vaping. it's more when they're looking at youyo and you're smoking. laws are made for things that bother you. so you don't ban things and as long as people are confused -- i use this metaphor, you can't ban

women who wear dresses becausear you might mistake them for a woman. you can't do that, so why can't i smoke a cigarette and wear a dress? >> if you had e cigarettes, you wouldn't have to sit outsideou every day. >> first of all, i smoke realyo cigars. not these fufu things. and secondly, the problem i've got, even though i went along with the sht irrigation ck, is there are a lot of people who don't want to smoke those thingo who are quitting smoking and see people smoking them, it's very tough for them. >> they got to you quit. >> didn't you tell me you had four packs worth of nicotine? pc >> by accidents. i accidentsally smoked fourw packs. but i haven't had -- >> you were like on a methamphetamine run. >> i killed like 16 people.ed but it got me off and there isff no tar and no tobacco.cco. >> now that you explained it to me, in this country, we have a

right to do what we want to do e and if we want to smoke those things, we're going to smoke them. can i smoke mymy cigars in here? >> i actually think from a business standpoint, do you think companies are having toins wrestle with this in the hr department, to think about what, is the problem if it is just -- what's the difference between vaping, which is a weird word, and chewing gum? >> i'm guessing this is where it comes from. not that the vapor, which is aic form ofh water vapor is the problem, it's what's happening is a lot of people are retoolint these e cigarettes to put weed in them. now you can't tell the difference if someone is smoking -- i don't think it emits -- >> i have a hard time believing you can not smell h the marijuaa if you stick that in there. >> it's thc -- if that's the chemical, i don't know. >> i don't think they actuallyy> light weed inside of it.

i think they get the chemical. >> when they go outside and w they're all smoking and watching, half of them are smoking joints. >> now we know why dc is so messed up because they're all just high. they're high as kites? >> this is actually a big publis policy debate in washington. they're not regulated, but they're think being it.t do you think they'll have a harder time proving the sciencet who say people shouldn't beut allowed to emit water vapor wheo they walk around? h >> it's the new fight, right? not climate change. now it's e cigarettes. i don't see the difference in having an e cigarette at yourtts desk or having a vaporizer at your desk. >> or tea, which has steam.t >> maybe not tea, 'cause i have tea here. a little different.a, i do think what's the difference if it's emit ago vapor? i do think it can be distractinc to people in the office. if i'm the business owner, isine think i would say you can smoke them in the office because then

you get your work done and not taking cigarette breaks, butci maybe designate an area so it's not distracting.'s >> 97% of scientists say these things are dangerous? >> here we go. >> three out of four dentists approve. >> is nicotine a health hazard? >> they actually do studies, they have done studies that show it helps with parkinson's patients and may help with alzheimer's. it should be studied. i think you can overdose on itd like you can overdose on water. >> it may have some benefits, but let's face it, it is still a drug. >> it's a great drug. >> for you a lot of things areel great drugs. >> if i could end this by sayins my mom was watching my twitter feed this morning. s she saw that we were going to do this story and wanted me to mako sure i let everybody know that some electronic cigarettes when they're getting -- they overheat and people have ended up in the emergency rooms. >> it happened twice. >> i know. >> thank you for telling your mother's story. >> my mom watches.

it's going to be a great segment. coming up, two of the greatestse quarterbacks of all time arehe about to face off in the final push for a slot at the super bowl. who will lead his f team to victory on sunday? peyton manning or tom brady?o our predictions and my expertytn analysis when "the five" returns.retu ♪ ♪ there's a new form of innovation taking shape.

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comcastnbcuniversal. ♪ ♪ p whoever picked that song, squash it.t. this weekend, payton manning and tom brady face each other for the 15th time as the broncosth and patriots battle for a trip to the super bowl.p san francisco 49ers also play this weekend, taking on seattle. nancy pelosi used yesterday's press conference to discuss the game and former 49 great joe montana. >> all of these questions are qu just subterfuge to get around au sport, right? so i'll just put my braceletrig right out there. joe montana's jersey, number 14. well, anyway. >> take that bracelet backhat because joe montana was number 16. as for their current qb, collin

kaepernick, pelosi is quite a fan. >> we got our quarterback. i like the tattoos, big arms. >> i wond for she's got tattoos. dana, let's turn to our sports expert. giveer us a guess on when will n these two games is this. >> i'm not going to pretend to be a sports analyst. but i will say i love denver. i was young when elway years were big and i loved that. i think them being at home will be a terrific advantage for them. >> so you're picking denver. and how about the seahawks andhe 49ers?s? >> the seahawks because of scott stancele. that's my friend. >> let's go to our next residenu expert, greg. >> it's got to be the 49ers because tom brady and i went to the same high school in san mateo. also pelosi is the only sport she knows is co-ed botox.

>> did you really go to school named sarah? >> with tom brady? you ought to be the patriots, then. >> i'm going to start,'s your p? >> this is a tough one because manning is reallyy good. he's one of the onlyf th quarterbacks in the nfl that calls his own plays.actu both are total studs. let meays. be clear. but i do think brady playsnk better in the big, big games. but this is an epic matchup. i have to say. as for 49ers, seahawks, i kind of want the seahawks to win because they don't usually win.y however, i'm with nancy on that quarterback, collin kaepernick. he is jus>í g:!$!iy and hefv6w a tremendous story and he does have big arms and i give nancy a pass for flubbing that jersey maber because we allt?ro÷ make toy you pick pick?nger >> first of all, i wish i hadpi

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both have had -- i think manning has -- brady won 16. a lot more than when they play face-to-face, or head to head,do except this last time, last six games, it's been manning over brady. >> you got the favorites. i got the dogs. we'll work it out. >> and one more thing is upt. next. ♪ ♪ ♪epic classical

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>> i'm sure andy levy washes his hands. okay. so i took to facebook for one more thing and i got this great one. check this traffic cop out from south mississippi. f diamond head police officer darryl hughes, this is how he directs traffic. he's been doing this for over ai decade. he's from new orleans and he this is just how we do it. t traffic cop or the job of directing traffic is really j boring. so i have to put some boogie into it and he sure does. i love this guy very cute. >> dana? >> i love l dogs. >> no, really? >> sometimes dogs like to -- >> you love dogs?>> what? >> what would this week -- it's not jasper.h th don't worry. >> he can't get through? >> no, he can't get through andr he's trying. watch this. he comes out and then goes back. to get it and tries to again. this is the kind of perseverance that we need in america. if we are to make it back.

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>> yes. >> i haven? nothing to promoteg 'cause i don't host anything. so it's okay. i want to congratulate the first lady of the united states who turns 50 years old today, michelle obama. watch this. this woman is just -- she j doesn't look 50 at all. if i tried to do that with my knees, i would be in the rehabie hospital. >> they're stepping on little bugs. >> she is att remarkable person. she started out having a rough reputation -- >> why? i didn't thinknk so? >> first campaign, but she turned out great. now here she is with her aarp card. i have one of those myself and it's a great thing to do. go. >> the discounts will comerd in very handy. >> congratulations, michelle. offer great first lady and a great person for the kids to look up to. >> happy birthday. >> happy birthday. >> all right. is thatrt it? >> anything else?

>> all right. rea they said read slowly. >> set your dvr so you never miss an episode of "the five." we will see you here back on monday. have a great" weekend. next.al report" is up hello. i'm gregg jarrett. glad you're with us. well tom to a brand-new hour inside america's news headquarters. >> i'm arthel neville. topping the news, a terrorist attack in the heart of afghanistan. now three american civilians are dead. we have new details and who is claiming responsibility. and president obama is calling 2014 a year of action. he says he is willing to bypass congress to get things done. will this put him on a collision course with capitol hill? our political panel debates. >> and california, dry as a tippedder box. the state