that's just the prosecutor's version. one sided. up next o'reilly factor. good night from washington. tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye," is the polar vortex a diversion created by aliens determined to rescue one of their own? previously captured by the government? plus, did the president agree like the death star. >> this effort will not be completed overnight. i want the people to know that the work has begun. >> and finally, is the president having second thoughts about green lighting the construction of the death star? >> as i said earlier and i hillary pete, that's something something -- i regret. >> that was my favorite one.

let's welcome our guests. she is hotter and smarter than a meteor who went to college. i am here with brooke goldstein, founder of the children's rights institute and the director of the law fair project, whatever that s. he just discovered his left arm so now he has two dates. it is tv's andy levy. and he is so sharp he gives passing motorists a flat tire with his thoughts. it is national correspondent kevin williamson. his latest book is called "the end is near" and it is a great book. and if hilarity was a prison i would spend the rest of my life in him, tom shillue. his latest comedy album, and it is comedy, is called don't force it. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. greg, i think you should grow a pony tail. what do you say? >> no. all right, their loos come in

two's. while the world focuses on terror all we see is toilets. it is day 17 of -- pretty good. the threat of terrorism, accusations of homo phobia and now a bbc correspondent has blown the lid off another issue facing russia ahead of the sochi games. they may have too many toilets, at least in one spot. steve rosenburg said, quote, seeing double in the gentleman's loo. that's british for toilet. it is at the olympic by at lon center. by at lon center. it has captured worldwide attention and "red eye" and inside rub shaw critics point to the double throne as corruption or shoty construction. we sent our senior correspondent to investigate.

>> we can all remember doing that when we were children. was this a mistake or was this something they do on purpose? bi means two. >> i for one like to widdle soap sculptures on the toilet. >> i don't know if that's what it is there for. >> finally a place where i can widdle my soap sculptures. >> have i a more important thing. lately i am going to the bathroom. if you go to a bathroom and there is just a wall john and a men's toilet and then -- >> a urinal, do you lock the door? i feel like if you lock the door and somebody is waiting outside and you walk out and

the guy looks in and says there is a toilet in the urinal, that is selfish. >> he would have used it. other guys would be like why did you leave the door open? >> i am not having somebody pee while i do my business. >> somebody needs to create a website. >> is your business code for crystal meth? >> it is. i will not share even if it is the members of hanson. well maybe. those are the guys that needed to use the bathroom. >> kevin, good to see you. >> thank you. >> interesting jacket. >> if you are a child of the 80s, right? >> the olympics promote unity. it is the double toilet capturing the spirit of togetherness. >> it is about to be invaded by a gay stereo type. they would no better than to put two toilets in the same stall. it sounds like inviting some sort of george michael-type trouble. the olympics are a bain on

civil ization. they never realize the kind of economic benefits they have. it is a mess and russia is a great place to have a mess like that. i wish them luck with it. >> was it barcelona i went to? i think it was the 90s. if you walk around there it is like the world's fair from 1915. nothing has been translated to anything good. brooke? this is a country that is accused of being intolerant, yet it is progressive. >> it is entrapment. this is a sting operation for the police. it is always a pleasure to be on the show. it is a pleasure to open up my e-mail at 4:00 and read the stories we are going to talk about. i said, russia, great. we will talk about the syrian masacre of children russia will be sponsoring or maybe the billion dollar gas sale

they are doing with iran or maybe the persecution of gays or the rise of female suicide bombers. but no, we will talk about a toilet on "red eye." i am thrilled. >> i was going to ask you about the black widows. that was my next question. pardon me if i wanted to stoort with something -- start with something light. >> you are turning a story about toilets into talking about islamic terrorism? how dare you? >> this is the other part of the story who are these women, brooke? see now i am playing -- i put on my serious cap for you. >> who are these women? i mean, these #r* clearly women who have been indock trough nateed to the point that they think it is a available thing to kill themselves and to take the lives of other ingnaw sents. of other innocence. they think they are the wives of other jihadists who have

died and others say they are indock trough nateed. i am not a expert on female suicide bombers. >> i don't know why we have you on then. this is a big question, andy and i don't know if you can handle it. >> probably not. >> do you think putin is tracking these terrorists in the similar way that we track our own, ie, nsa tactics, and should snowden speak out against it since he is this russia? how is that mr. freedom of whatever? >> yeah, but it has nothing to do with the story. you are kind of on to something. they are like 30 years or so behind us. they are a trap to catch gays. >> totally not paying attention. >> it was a long monologue. >> it was a conversation.

>> we put two toilets in one stall. gays cannot control themselves. >> that is an amazing impression. >> how do they do it anyway? there is something about tapping under the thing. and do you travel under there? >> these are questions i can't answer. this is a family show. larry craig was caught tapping. what is the end game? does somebody crawl under? >> how do you end up doing that in an airport bathroom? we are getting off topic here. are we done with the olympics? i was going to talk about the figure skaters. oh you like that now? brooke likes the story about the olympic -- it was short track speed skater flipped a double -- isn't that great how we pixilated his hand?

>> it is short track speed skater not short, track speed. >> and he was disqualified, right? >> he was disqualified from a race he already lost. yeah, big punishment. as if dennis rodman was not evidence enough that athletes are the worst human beings in the world. >> wow. >> the mild yen professional and semiprofessional athletes are horrible human beings almost uniformly. it is the amateur spirit at the olympics and it is something to celebrate. >> the new olympic salute, what can i say? one that exists looks like the nazi salute and you are not disqualified for doing that. >> for those who follow the short speed rough and tumble world, the actions were not that big of a surprise.

it is basically the national focus of the netherlands. he is trying to garner attention and let's not forget as i'm sure you know he used to skate for the south korean team. he renounced his home country because he didn't get along with his teammates and coach. let's not be too quick. is he a bad guy? >> no, he reminds me a lot of me. >> a younger you. >> a younger me. a younger with stronger thighs. >> well. >> they do have strong thighs. >> can we move on to another story? >> sure. >> will her game bring her acclaim or was it lame? michelle obama is known for her anti-obesity crusade, and when the miami heat visited the white house she got with the team to make this hoop dream. >> hi, everyone. i'm eric spolstra of the miami

heat. i am here at the white house to find out why eating healthy can help you perform like a champion. >> i eat fruits and vegetables every day because it gives me energy i need to perform at the to much my game. >> thanks. what about you? >> drinking water is an important part of my pre game routine to stay focused and refreshed. >> eating the right foods can make uh better athlete. >> anyway. there was another part where they were eating apples. >> the psa is aimed at highlighting the importance of eating healthy and drinking water to per 4thof july like a champion. things i am completely against. speaking of eating your vegetables.

>> a lot of work for a head of lettuce. what do you make of this ad? effective? weird? effective and weird? >> my part-time job is a theater critic. the one thing i noticed was the awesome performance from the nba guys. drinking water is a very important part -- it is horrible. people on the right hate michelle obama. i don't think this is nearly as creepy and weird to say her oscar performance when she is surrounded by marines, she can have a campaign abouthnot being fat and that is good and great, but it is not very well done. it looks like the sort of thing like a fifth grader would put up on youtube.

>> so tom the film critic just gave that a thumbs down. i don't know where to go with that. you were yelling, you go girl! >> i was going say that a this was charming and i find -- i usually find her charming in her videos, but as i e-mailed my talking points and got an e-mail back from a producer. he said find something bad to say about the obamas or never get hooked again. i didn't enjoy the video. >> you know, that's todd. that's todd kelly. >> you know todd kelly never said that because there were no racial slurs. >> we are talking todd kelly who is a wonderful human beinbrooke, is this a distractin from the fact that the world is being taken over by the

muslim brotherhood? >> i am not even going to answer. for once i am speechless. >> this video is creepy and it december tracts from the issue. one thing i noticed about the campaign is it is all focused on moving around and moving your body and eating right, but nobody is really talking about all of the pesticides that a are going on to the food that are supposed to be good food and nobody is talking about the preservatives making kids fat. those are the real issues when it comes to child obesity. >> is it the real issue? >> you can eat an apple and you can eat berries. if it has pesticides all over it, it is not healthy for you. >> remember alar? remember the alar scare? >> no. >> nobody does. those are the alar apples that was nothing. pesticides are god's greatest gift made by man. >> all i ate was pesticides and preservatives my whole childhood. and look, i am fine.

>> are you in a barber shop quartet. >> and there was nothing talking about the gmo products that a are made with chemicals that when you ingest them they then make the chem trails activate. >> if you get vaccines -- >> don't get me started. >> the tri-lateral is through the engine on the council of foreign relations and run by the aluminati. controlled. >> by the muslim brotherhood. >> thank you very much. >> can we point out that lebron was not holding that net anywhere near regulation height. >> anyone at this table except greg could have dunked on that. >> you have to come after me on that? we were doing a story on michelle obama. i thought we were safe.

oh, greg is short. i think we all know that i am short. >> just a reminder. has the old ford been restored? toronto's crack-smoking mayor is back and backier than ever. he was ranting incoherently in a jaw may can't -- jamaican accent. the video was taken early tuesday morning in a steak house. >> [inaudible] >> he is so wasted he thinks he is in a steak house. that's not a steak house. i

don't even know what that is. but it is not in america. maybe it is canada because they don't care about our giant steaks. he admitted he was out and drinking. let's go live to this cat. oh i didn't see that one coming. that's like the exorcist of felines. brooke, are you canadian. he is kind of now a folk hero. >> the pride of toronto, what can i say? >> what is your take on him? does he is higher as -- aspirations insped of darrin assisted of meth? >> he is running again. we confirmed he likes to drink because his brother was coming out saying he wasn't drinking anymore. now we know he likes to drink. he has this long-standing history of animosity with the toronto police chief.

i think his name is bill blair. after blair released the video what did ford do? he cut the funding of the police department. they have been at each ear -- at each other and this is the latest round. >> kevin, we have all been there. >> yeah, the less said about that the better. these things are hilarious. hey, big, fat, drunk politician doing funny things and that is good and great, but there is something wrong with the guy. you see charlie sheen and a guy like anthony wiener and there is something about being in the public eye whether it is politics or entertainment that attracts a certain sort of brit till -- brittle personality. we are all laughing now, but the guy will be in a very, very bad situation. >> i agree with that. i don't think this will end well. we have like 90 seconds. tom, is he getting a free ride because we accept he was a

drunk? >> if you watch the whole video he is doing a jar jar binks impersonation. it shows anybody can be mayor of anything. he is still doing his job. >> there is no impeachment. >> i made fun of politicians and i said, yes, i could. >> andy, last word to you? >> should it be blob marley or iggy marley? >> i like blob. >> first let's not say early tuesday morning. it was late monday night. >> i love when he do that. >> it sounds like he woke up and got dressed and went to a steak house. >> it looks like a tim hortons. >> that a is not a tim hortons. >> i think we should debate whether it is a tim hortons. what is the latest on matthew mcconaghey. our matthew mcconaghey

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should i say mat-mentum. high won a s.a.g. award and golden globe for his role in "dallas buyers club." he is nominated for best actor after being snubbed for his works in films like "magic mike" and" magic mike" and " magic mike." we sent our producer to interview matthew mcconaghey.

we have a report from the mcconaghey correspandahay. >> we heard this is the headquarters for matthew mcconaghey news. it is not just a bar across the street. this is the matthew cory con gnaw hey -- matthew mcconaghey corespondahay. is he unstoppable at this point? >> i call him butter because he is on a roll. i have never seen him on fire like this and he has it in his belly. >> academy awards are about a month away. let's throw names out there and tell me what matt things. first one up, christian bale, "american hustle." >> more like christian fail. >> how about bruce stern in "nebraska"? >> this is tough. "bruce -- bruce stern, rest in

peace. i love the daughter. >> laura? >> fantastic. i loved her in "jurassic park." >> she is like a poor man's goldie hawn. >> bless her hart. heart. bruce stern is not going to win this. he died. they only give the award possible few mussily if -- possible few mustily if you are hot. heath ledger is hot. >> the other guy in the category, leonardo do cap trio -- dicaprio, does he have a chance? >> i don't even know what he is nominated for. >> the last that could knock off matt, "12 years a slave." >> "12 years a slave" my ass. matthew has been a slave to the industry for 30 years. he ain't never won nothing. jarod leto and mcconaghey will come victorious from the academy awards and his speech will be epic. >> if they could put a bliebd

-- blindfold on you and take you to neptune and they better have the sprockets rolling when you get off the space ship because you will behave as your man. that is a glorious feeling. >> cate blanchett took it to him. >> matthew mcconaghey spoke about neptune and so i can have five seconds. >> she is a cow. that bossy as you see has been to the sags time and time and time again. this is matt's first time at the sags. and let's be honest. bless his heart he has been in the industry for a longtime. then she comes along and tries to steal his thunder. >> last question, "magic mike 2" you heard a lot of rumors and you talk to mike every day, is there movement on this? >> just in my pants, greg. >> stupid question, stupid answer. back to you. >> he thought you were me.

quick go around -- good job by the way. tom, can anyone beat mcconaghey? >> can anyone say anything more offensive than the "12 years a slave"? i thought i could top that, but i can't. >> who should win for best actor and include the words matthew mcconaghey. >> not only am i not watching it, but i am not commenting on the hiewchule society. it is a waste of my time. >> i don't know what to add to that whole segment there. the oscars is the second most appalling spectacle in american life after the state of the union address. i boycott it myself and don't watch it. >> wow, andy. >> this is up there with i don't even have a tv. >> what if he doesn't win. will you kill yourself as promised? >> possibly ssments i may just wound myself.

as a cuter i will do that even if he does win. honestly at this point he is winning everything. your favorite movie is what? >> "12 years a slave" i thought was the best. i would give the uh word though to mccon mcconaghey. >> you know what movie i saw? "the spectacular now." it was interest interesting. i found it quite interesting. i am never going to be a film reviewer. coming up, the c block. tonight's c block is sponsored by smokestack. those chimneys are funnels for discharging smoke from a loco motive ship or factory and helping to enduce a draft. thanks, smokestack. you're welcome, greg. you should check out my blog. what is it about? >> i do recaps of shows like the bachelor. did you see "girls" on

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a fraternity at arizona state university has been suspended for throwing a

stupid and offensive party. the event was called the mlk black party. it showed guests dressed in basketball jerseys flashing gang signs and even drinking from watermelon cups. i don't see why you find it so funny. >> it will take additional action including if necessary murder. >> i like tasteless parties. this one crossed the line. >> it did not cross the line. >> do you have instagram, greg? look at your instagram feed. every college party looks exactly like this one. >> with watermelon drinks? >> i didn't even get that joke. >> have you ever met a black person in your life? >> it was a watermelon.

>> the thing is every college party. maybe it was tasteless. they are always doing the rap signals and they have the pants and everything. >> they are showing the gang signals. >> hip hop artists in their party. that looks like every instagram from college that exists. >> i don't look at college instagrams so maybe i am the ignorant one. >> i have many i peruse nightly. >> brooke, it is arizona state which is kind of a party school apparently. i don't know much about it. should they be making admissions a little more difficult? >> perhaps, perhaps. >> are you going to defend this like tom did some. >> you know, -- how do i put this? it is not a free speech issue. for these kids to have such a

stupid party and do a stupidly offensive thing is ridiculous. the university is well within its right. it is a fraternity. they are receiving university funds. there are rules and regulations that come with it. if the school didn't do anything and there is a persistent hostile environment there could be a title 6 civil rights violation from the african-american students who feel their rights are being violated. on the other hand, every time i am on this show there is something we deem offensive. last time it was white face geisha that is offensive. what is the slippery slope? if we had is a jesus and mo party and jesus and mohammed were dressed and photographed in unflattering positions and a religious student group complained, would they be banned? where do you draw the line sph? it is a slippery slope. >> i don't know. we were going open a bar and call it slippery slope.

you were one of the con terror yens. i feel you are going to go into an ugly place. >> i think thinking a jesus and mo party. >> arizona state is not the home of the brightest people in the world. i am ancient and it has been going on since i was in college. slave options and the black face and the rest of it. if you want to pay tribute to martin luther king, put on a suit and learn to write a good english paragraph because that's what he was known for, but these morons will never do that. >> are we missing something here? was this ironic? you could say they are just being ironic and not racist? >> are you giving them way too much credit to think they know what ironic means. >> i don't know what it means. >> which is -- >> what? >> ironic. >> see, i didn't know he was going to say that because i don't know what it means. >> there are people i feel bad for when they are plastered on

the internet. i feel bad when a girl sends a naked selfie and then it goes to the boyfriend. this is disgusting. >> when i was younger i went to a theme party that was a serial killer theme party. you had to craw through a window to get in. >> every party i had was a serial party. >> you were the only person there and horrified victims. >> if you are going to have the meat hooks in the basement you are going to do something with them. >> you were good intentioned. >> it ended with breakfast. next topic, he made a holy request for bigger breasts. her d's are divine. at the age of 11 she prayed to god for bigger boobs.

didn't we all? the pop superstar said i laid on my back one day and looked at my feet and i prayed to god, god, please let me have boobs so big i can't see my feet when i am lying down. god answered my prayers. you perry discussed how she may have helped obama win the election. i may have won wisconsin, but he called me a couple times which was very nice. i can't even get into the white house. brooke, is praying for breasts a good use for prayer? >> prayer works. she is clearly being goofy, but i am glad you highlighted her second quote. you still see today, not when the -- when obama was campaigning and how the administration used celebrities to sell things to the american public. a lot of them selling it don't know what they are talking about. look at obama square. obamacare. you had these celebrities

coming out telling americans to get coverage and what to do and now that we have had the scandal none have come out and commented. they have gone behind the curtain. she might have won wisconsin for him. this is a strategy the republican should be using too. >> we need our katy perry. what say you, tom? >> who is our katy perry? >> it would be victoria jackson. >> isn't there a country star who is a right winger? >> all of them. >> what a is that girl? >> the dixie chicks. >> ted nugent is not delivering michigan. >> clint eastwood didn't help a lot. you know what it is? th is what i call an intellectual fast pass. you are perceived as shallow as a bed pan and adopt politics create the i illusion

of death. >> otherwise i like her. like her deep voice. she looks fantastic on the "gq." >> you just gave me an idea. >> i think she has a classic look. i like her deep voice. >> enough with the alto voice. kevin, what do you make of her boast about obama? >> nothing. he was pretty much going to win wisconsin. as i said earlier i have just come from the adult awards which is a porn convention. you don't need jesus to get bigger boobs. there are other ways to do that. what i am looking for, obviously katy perry has not disappointed. the whole jesus bring me a pony school of prayer is bothersome.

yes, she is shallow. she is a pop singer, what do you expect? i agree it is possible she did deliver wisconsin. maybe, i don't know. >> last word to you, andy. do you ever deliver mig? >> exan we just say thank you, -- can we just say thank you, god? >> i she does say she believes in astrology. >> i know a lot of fans are into astrology. it is something to do. i get it. it is fun. whoa, that is me. oh wait, i read the wrong month. oh yeah that is me. that always happens. you read a month and you say that nails me. and then you realize you read the month above. it didn't matter. time to take a break. don't think of leaving me now, blah, blah, blah, not cool. buy it, pre order it. go to my website, g gutfeld.com.

it is day 871 of -- i think it was some country. justin bieber reportedly spent $75,000 on strippers. that was on martin luther king day. that's more than we did. tmz reported the canadian cutie paid a trip to the strip club king of diamonds and was celebrating martin luther king day. a rep says bieber got $75,000 in $1 and went wild. tom, who wouldn't get $75,000 in $1 bills and not go wild? >> really? i mean he is wealthy and he has the money. let him have a party. how much does a stripper cost? what is the going rate to have somebody strip for you?

>> i don't know. usually $20 a lap dance. >> that's a lot of striping. >> it is. and if you are painting your house they will strip your house. for 75 grand. >> so you tbif them $20 and they strip? >> i love how you are pretending you don't know the economics of a strip club. >> he made it rain is what he did. >> he doesn't know what that means. >> is that astrology? >> you are a liar. >> you take the dollar bill u.s. and throw them in the air and it rains dollar bills. >> do they perform some kind of act for that a? >> the act of striping. >> do they even strip? i feel like they are naked when they start their job. >> no, they wear something and it comes off, tom. >> kevin, maybe this is his charity. some people do make a wish. >> $75,000, but in one's? you cheap little -- i would

use a 20 at least. you would tip a stripper better than that. >> he wants to see them get on his hands and knees and pick up the ones for hours. >> i think there is a demeaning aspect. >> are they really one's? >> didn't you read the story? >> brooke don't you remember when we read the stories. that was a fun and innocent time. >> i can't believe there is an aspect of trying to demean women going into a strip club. >> it is not enough to watch them strip. you want them to crawl on their hands and knees. >> years ago i went into a restaurant and the rolling stones ordered pancakes and everyone paid with a $100 and left the change. everyone left a $100 for the tip. that's how you be a rock star. >> it doesn't hurt to do that. this has a spectacle to it. maybe, i don't know. it is $75,000 to a group of people who didn't have $75,000

before. >> but it is not tax deductible, greg. it is not charitable. i kind of want to say give him a break. he is 19 years old and a teen star. he has way too much money. it is the free world. what do you think he is going to do? at least he kept it within the law so we should be proud of him. >> andy, she has a crush with somebody that rhymes with justin bieber. >> what is missing is lil scrape's 30th birthday. >> that's how lil scrape rolls. that's not even a story. >> he has become a jerk -- remarkably quick. i felt he wasn't a jerk six months ago. >> he urinated in a bucket. >> that was six months ago, right? >> yes. >> so that's where he started. >> he has an apartment. >> and look at his instagram feed.

i don't want to smear anybody so we'll make it up and call them the alpha triads. >> if you have a comment on the show e-mail us. red eye at fox news.com. do you have a video of your animal doing something? i bet you do. go to fox news.com/red eye. coming up, robocop. for the new mattress models

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independence" tomorrow which is today. a new "red eye will return tomorrow with sherrod small. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> well it looks like detroit is getting that statue of robocop like i predicted 35 years ago. is there a movie character fore deserving or forever preserving? it is the subject of tonight's -- >> red eye eye debate 2014 live from the red eye debate center. i'm greg gutfeld. our topic tonight what movie character deserves the statue? it has raised $60,000 from a

kick-start campaign and they are hoping to install it by the fall. it will be 10 feet tall and designers are now working on the finishing mold which will be used for casting the bronze. sounds like a movie i did. >> sounds like a surfing movie. >> quickly around the horn, is this what detroit needs now? >> yes, why not. it is dumb, yes, but we shouldn't make anymore statues. statues are a thing of the past. no need to make them. they were fascinating in the old days. >> you needed them then, but you don't need them now. you have tv's to watch. statues before tv. >> think of the pigeons, tom. >> you don't need statues. i never thought about that. you can just see people. >> tributes though. i want a statue. >> brooke, have you ever seen row bow cop? >> i grew up in canada and we didn't have any movies there. >> it is in detroit.

it is like next door. what movie character would you like to see? >> the little mermaid maybe. >> whatever that is, the little mermaid. kevin, is there a character more deserving of a statue. >> i lived in philadelphia for a longtime which has a statue of rocky. philly no longer looks like it did when "rocky" was made. the difference is detroit looks like the world of robocop. >> that's so true. >> when they remade "red dawn" the combat scenes were shot in detroit because it looks post apocalyptic and bombed out. >> it is america's largest pasture. they have bird exphz stuff there. >> when you are bankrupt and you have know police and shutting down your bus service, obviously a statue is the first on your list. >> will we see a character for "magic mike"? >> if we do it better be anna tom mickly correct. it will be a statue of george

taylor near the statue of liberty. that was charl ton these stone's character in "planet of the apes" and a statue of bruce willis from" armageddon" and a statue of a naked lenadun. >> i would like to see a statute iewf booger from "revenge of the nerds." what was his name? curtis armstrong. >> wow. >> that was in my ear. the greatest statue of the greatest character is ash. he fought demons. and maybe frank booth from "blue velvet" because he was interesting. >> with the mask on? >> right before he is about to suck in the nitrous. >> let's put that in front of your house. >> i don't have a house. >> special thanks to brooke

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