between richard sherman and michael crabtree. does this change your mind about sherman. vote in our poll. bill o'reilly is next. good night from washington. see you tomorrow night. 9 p.m. fox broadcast. hello, everyone, i'm dana perino in for greg gutfeld. tonight on "red eye." >> have dogs finally come to a traj jill truce with goats, or did a rogue puppy ruin months of tense negotiations? and how does the vice president feel about the local pizza hut discontinuing the lunch buffet? >> it is ridiculous. we can't let it stand. >> and finally, vcr's could they actually be worth millions? the three-hour investigative segment you never knew you wanted next. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guest. i am here with ann coulter, author and columnist. her latest book is called

"never trust a liberal over three, especially a republican." tv's andy levy and rapper ra the rugged man. his latest album is called "legends never die." and next to me is began advice mcginness. his book "the death of cool" is now available on paperback. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, i am glad other people won't be joining the tank. >> did a dui make him cry? it is day 849 of -- >> well, it is the story the lame stream media refuses to cover. justin bieber was arrested in miami just after 4:00 a.m. on thursday for drag racing and dui. according to the police the

lamborghini driving when knee was under the influence of pot, prescription pills and alcohol. sounds like my kind of saturday night. he was all smiles in his mug shot, but the next day in court he looked more solemn when he listened to the judge read his charges. and after he returned to the de teption center -- detention center he was, quote, crying his eyes out. he faces prison time or possibly the death penalty. now if only there was a bad boy who could take his place.

>> oh he was really good at that. >> now we know why greg is not here. >> greg is performing at a little known talent show we will find out about soon enough. america's obsession with justin bieber, justified or not? >> i don't know. compared to michelle obama's 50th birthday bieber is more interesting than that. i feel sorry for these child stars. >> you do? >> it is always a problem for them. look at britney spears and lyndsay lohan. it is like a "twilight zone" where a small child was wishing for -- what is everything i could want in life? i am going to be a huge rock star and wealthy and everyone will care for me. and you don't know if you have real friends and you have no core or basis in life. it is not a surprise that a lot end up drug addicts and dead. >> do you think that he is surrounded by people who are egging him on?

>> when you are in the spotlight like that everybody says whatever you do is fine. he is doing what 19-year-old kids do, doing blow and drinking and f-ingwhores. that's what kids do. it is the limelight and they are showing that. i thought fox news would like him. he is the pro-life, mommy and a good old christian boy. >> i thought he was just so close to being a fetus himself. >> did you think the cops when they arrested him they said here we go. they knew their we weekend was going to be consumed. >> i want to address something on the internet, i did not pay bieber's bail. a lot of people were saying that. the $2500 i wired to florida was unrelated. >> you play in the band,

bieber's bail. >> yes. and justin, i want my lambo back. i said a couple weeks ago he needs an ass whooping and that's what he has been missing. he is surrounded by friends or quote, unquote friends that are yes men and letting him do whatever he wants and no one will say maybe that's a bad idea. >> including his father apparently. >> gavin, is there anything that can save him now? somebody said he meeds to go to rehab. i don't know if he is an addict. >> there is an american obsession with people like miley cyrus and justin bieber, these children doing exactly what we did at that age. does everyone forget how drunk we drove? we were wasted. we used to take pam cooking spray and spray it into plastic bags and go -- >> let's not give any kids ideas. >> and then you would drive? >> yeah, you did it until you got the stupids which means you couldn't speak. that was one of -- jungle juice. >> everyone is going to puke

green and then a guy wouldn't puke and you didn't speak to him for a week. and miley cyrus, oh she danced sexy. she is [bleep [20 years old. >> you just earned the first bleak of the night. >> he will be back. >> he will fall off as a celebrity because the entertainment industry is ped files and they like to look at little boys and then he will grow up. we will hay of him doing bad things, crashed a car. >> what about the record label? does the record label care? >> it is the best pr in the world. >> it makes you sell records? >> of course. look at miley cyrus. you are talking and talking and talking about the boy. his fan base isn't the little kids anymore. they want to get him on the radio and get the world talking and it sells records. >> people watching "red eye" they say this kid got arrested for drunk driving? i will look him up on itunes.

>> it is better than not talking about him at all. >> this means eight more albums? >> it is every news show in the world is talking about it right now. it is pathetic, but the truth. >> the bond is $2500. you think that's too low? could you index it for somebody's income level? $2500 for him and he spends that on anything. he is not going get a chance to go anywhere? >> unlike the rest of the world i haven't really read the details of the case. >> we have been really up to it. >> as everyone else is. >> i think you will like the next topic then. it is a cover like no other. this week's "new york times" magazine will feature a story on hillary clinton and i'm sure it will be scathing. instead of a photo showing the probable 2016 candidate hard at work with her family they went in another way. they put her face in outerspace. it reads the gravitational pull of a possible 2016

campaign is bringing the old characters that her orbit. can she make the stars align? or will chaos prevail? he says his intention was to creep everyone the "f" out. no, just kidding. they released scenes of the photo shoot. take a look. >> it's too hot. >> raise the temperature. i'll do anything. >> everything has its time and everything dies. >> let me ask you. do you think hillary clinton will be flattered by this attention or will they be mad? >> i think she shouldn't be flattered by it. she looks like a manatee on the cover. i don't care what the artistic reason was.

i also suspect the "new york times" thinks what i think and that's that hillary is as popular as they pretend she is. they may want to run an unflattering photo of her. >> that's interesting. what do you make of that, andy? due think the "new york times" times" -- do you think the "new york times" is striaing to say this is the sun and we all revolve around hillary clinton and do you think she might not run? >> no, i think it is closer to the first one. they basically saying she is the center of the universe. it is a way for her to keep an eye on bill. that may be the other thing going on. >> the moon is known as being a cold, aloof place. at least there is no evidence of white water on the moon. this could be a good thing for her. >> it looks like something from the 80s that went wrong like a mad ball or like an uglier version of a garbage pale kid.

he grew this face on his shoulder, like the chucky doll. it looked like everything bad from the 80sin that picture. "the last star fighter" was the background. >> sounds fantastic. gavin, you have been in magazines for a longtime. a cover like this, does it help sell the paper? is everybody going to get into it? or is this better than one of the women's magazines no doubt will do cover stories where she is air brushed and look fantastic. >> she is so hideous. >> she is not hideous. >> even when she was 20 it was garish. it made your penis crawl up into your body. that cover shows the "new york times" mentality. they are so far from reality and so far from earth that they go "how about a planet face where we can sit with the other things around us." they live in outerspace. i think the assumption is she is going to women because she

is -- she is going to win because all women will vote for her. >> it didn't work last time. >> 50% of women are pro life. just because you are a woman means you are with all women. >> that's not their line. recently we have seen democratic women attacking conservative women on air and in speeches with the very line that says oh but you don't want more women to be in congress, do you? you aren't for women being able to hold the highest office in the land. i have been quite alarmed and i wanted to ask your opinion. >> in my case that's true. most conservative women don't agree with that. as i was just saying, she was the anointed candidate last time in 2008 and instead the democrats ran off with their trophy wife, barack obama and now you can hear msnbc haranguing us that she deserves it. we waited and she spurned us.

we couldn't control our emotions. i don't think they will be able to control their emotions next time either. if she is the nominee, i don't know if all of america feels like we owe her. maybe you do, liberals. >> and if you think about going through a primary process if she were to have a primary, at least you will have to show up in iowa and sit across from somebody at the living room table. do you think she is in the mind-set to listen to 52 men or women and all about their problems here on earth rather than in outerspace? >> she doesn't have to listen to anything. they will campaign for hillary from now on until 2016. they will put her in the white house and i believe she will be the next president. that's what i believe. i could be wrong. i don't think it is a good thing. i think it is a horrible thing. presidency is a popularity contest. she is the famous name and famous person. another fake messiah comes and creates a new fake person, but at this point they will try to put her in the white house.

any scandal she had they will say if you say that scandal is bad they will act like you are a hater you hate women. that will be the next one. you hate women because you don't want to vote for hillary. they will do that forever. i said she is the next president, watch. >> what if they get somebody more than blacks and women. >> they have plenty of them running. >> do you want to weigh in on that? >> nobody has brought up the racism of the cover. surrounding her are the various things. the super pack neb by law and the chelsea quasar and hue ma dark matter. >> are you right. that a is racist. >> shame on the "new york times," gavin, i say. >> totally. >> that's a very per accept tiff point. you studied that cover. >> what about the giant crater on her face called benghazi? it is a huge facial scar.

>> that's the after effect. >> hi, you can rely on me. >> and cgi, coincidentally is clinton global initiative. it has gone full circle. is change out of the range? economic mobility in america is the same as it was 50 years ago. economists report that kids growing up today are just as likely, no more, no less to improve their station in life despite better career opportunities for women and minorities. they suggest any advances in opportunities created by the social programs have been canceled out by other changes in economic conditions like increased trade and technology killing middle class jobs. climbing your way up remains a challenge like this.

>> rest in peace. gavin, in the green room you said social programs like head start should be done away with. that this is the proof we needed. >> i must have been in the blackout because i don't remember saying that, but that sounds good to me. we are at a point where you are responsible for your lot in life. sorry. ann coulter can't beat box. you can't do a grand jete and that a is nobody's fault, but fate. sorry. if we don't have young ladies discovering new planets and we don't have short, fat mexican men in the nba, that's the way it is. sorry, guys. >> what do you make of that a? >> i wasn't listening. >> economic mobility and equality. >> there are two ways of looking at this. as you said two things have canceled each other out.

the government programs versus more people in the industry. as gavin would probably say the government programs haven't worked. i don't know which is true, but if i can put on my hat for one minute here, is it possible that part of the problem is back when we had a manufacturing economy rich people would start businesses businesses and they would create jobs. now a lot of people get rich and they are just moving money around on wall street. they are not really creating jobs. is it possible that's part of the problem here? >> there are still plenty of trades. it is these idiots taking star track and gender equality when they should be learning how to weld. >> but the president has made this his -- this is going to be what he tries to make his presidential issue. it is about feelings. it is not something you can actually measure at least for many years. he said in the new yorker this week, he just wants to be able to be known as somebody who will help provide that ladder to the lower classes to be

able to move up. do you think it is a good political topic for him as well as a good policy one? >> if it were real it would be a fantastic topic. but he would have to get rid of all of the things he supports and everything he wants. you never heard the phrase income equality until 60 years ago, september 9th. it was like global warming changed to climate change. how dot liberals all know? suddenly we are talking about equality. if they really cared about income equality the main driving force of that is single motherhood. and yes that does replicate itself. generation after generation it fills up our prisons and middle class people know this of the no, you cannot get into the middle class without middle class values. upper class people know that. they lied to the lower classes and they lied to the working class and they encouraged them

to have more and more people out of wedlock. they said if we had these preschool programs -- by the way there were a million studies on the preschool programs and they have all have shown it has no effect. it gives a job to those women who starred in star trek and gender equality. they could not careless about actually allowing the poor to move up. >> i am going to agree with that and will give you the last word. >> ann coulter is the world's greatest beat boxer. >> it is a hidden talent of hers. >> we have an album coming out. >> thank you. >> that was an assumption. >> i am offended because there is a lot we can learn by studying star trek. >> this has been a huge wake up call. >> maybe don't shoot off your mouth. >> i just meant generally. of course there are

exceptions. >> that was an excellent a block. coming up, what is with these curling uniforms and what is up with curling? i don't get that sport.

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pass inspection. an independent review board set up to examine the nsa issued a report on thursday. and it gives no prize to our nation's spies. the board found that the agency's telephone records program lacks a viable legal foundation and raises serious threats to privacy and civil liberties and has limited value. this goes further than president obama did in his

speech last friday and white house press secretary jay carney said the administration disagreed with the board's analysis of the legality on the program. >> we disagree on the board's analysis of the legality of the program. >> and a new fox news poll shows 68% of americans are glad the programs have been made public by edward snowden. i would rather focus on the threat posed by snowman. >> that was america's dog, jasper. i got to put that up since greg is not here. andy, do you have your running shoes? i want you to take your victory lap all-around central park on the nsa program. >> let's start here. the report de bunks the idea

if we had the program we could have stopped 9/11. the example they usually use is a failure to detect the terrorist in the u.s. prior to 9/11. the report says as many people have said including me that the failure came from a lack of federal sharing not a lack of surveillance. can we roll that clip? >> there is another terror attack and people say why don't we make these changes? it could have prevented 9/11. >> it is bull [bleep]. >> how do you know? >> that has been shot down and de bunked so many times. >> now i submit to you, dana this is why greg gutfeld, if that's even his real name, took tonight off. he read this report or more likely somebody read it to him. he knew it shot down his world view and he was afraid to show his face. she a yellow bellied coward, nothing more, nothing less.

>> that's why he asked me to be here. >> absolutely. >> i will stlai are two people that dissented. there is a board of five and two dissented and said they don't agree with the report. there is nothing legally binding, but this is interesting. president obama gave a big speech on the nsa. it was supposed to have a whole new change. the president knew that this report was coming and it was going to be in contradiction with what he just said. was the president being a jerk for not waiting for them or was it smart to get out in front of them? >> i'm sorry but this question is going to suggest that i did not fully read the materials you sent us. but what is this group? >> it is called the p club, the president's civil liberties advisory board. >> i don't like it already. >> believe me. when i was in the bush administration we had a p club. >> you had it too? >> yes, they are appointed for six-year terms. their only responsibility is

to advise on policy. some of them are lawyers, but it is not a legally binding thing. that's what they were doing. they were tasked with looking at this. but it was not just for the nsa. >> how were they appointed? >> a regular presidential appointment. there are two republicans and three democrats. and it just so happens that the report was 3-2. >> sorry, this is boring, but i don't really have a strong position on the spying. i think the big issue is that -- well what andy is saying i would agree to this that they haven't produced victories. and i also don't want it in this administration's hands because this is an administration that will abuse the irs but in the abstract, should the government in a time of terrorism be able to collect information such as raw data on telephone calls? yeah they were using it. if they could get a computer program they could tell them

something and they would track down contributors to romney and i would be more into it. >> the point about the report says no specific terror attack has been thwarted by it. but just because you haven't had a fire in the kitchen should you get rid of the fire distinguisher? >> you could have stopped something. the nypd has been successful at stuffing terror attacks. it reminds me what o'reilly said. i don't mind the tax. it is what they do with the tax that makes me reluctant to pay. why doesn't socialism work in norway? maybe they are less incompetent up there. it is not the concept of being spied at, but it is that they are so bad at it. >> we are less competent than the norwegians ? fox news poll says 66% are glad about the secrets. do you agree with that? >> of course. the thing is if the government doesn't want us to know things about them they should stop

trying to figure out things about us we don't want them to know. if the government does president want to be put in these positions where we look at them like the pieces of garbage some of them are they need to stop treating people like animals. if they want to take away our freedom and look at our phone calls and look at our houses. when i was younger i used to hang out with the pro black rap hip hop people. i still do, but they always had this thing. i was 14, 15 and they would say they will put microchips in us and the scanners. i thought it was silly science fiction and paranoia, but it is almost true. they can know where you are every second of your life. who wants to live a lifelike that? >> if you have a phone, that's true. >> even if you don't have a phone the satellite in the sky or the person with the phone next to you or the camera on the street corner. >> and they are more likely to use that information to collect back taxes than to stop a terrorist attack. >> that's true. where does the information go?

i think on the obamacare website with the security concerns i think that people saw the nsa piece and are now looking at this saying iftar get can't -- if target can't keep my credit card information do i want the government to know if i took prescription drugs for psychiatric problems. not that i'm admitting that. >> the post office can't even ship a package. you use a regular government post office. send it to ups or someone else. use the post office and you won't even get a package. >> they have so much access to so many devices is they can see this show and know what we are saying. >> at 3:00 a.m.? they might. >> the coolest thing about this civil liberties advisory board is their motto is make my club the p club. >> i will nominate you. coming up, are these team usa outfits stylish or stupid? we report and you slip and

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could we have done better than an ugly christmas sweater? team usa's opening ceremony olympic uniforms were unveiled. they were designed by ralph lauren and features the stars and the stripes along with a made in the usa message. the men's curling team revealed their follow-up

outfit to the flashy uniforms they wore on the way to a silver medal they won in 2010. let's discuss this in the -- >> lightning rooooouuunnd. lightning round. >> gavin, they had a big problem in the last olympics because the ralph lauren uniforms for the americans were actually made overseas. this year that's why they have the big label that says "made in america." is that progress? >> yes, it definitely is, but again we have this problem where they are just too cheery. if you think with hugo boss did with the nazi uniforms with the skulls. obviously the nazis were horrible people, but who sees those outfits and say that's kinda cool. i think a lot of these olympian fashion designers have to realize is this is a competition and go in there and throw a skull on and have serious black lines.

>> look fierce like you are a competitor. show up to win. >> ralph lauren is not even gay. it should just be black with a little american thing and then we are here to crush you. >> i felt like they needed an editor. if you look at the jackets they couldn't design -- decide the design. >> it is like they had a competition and eight designers tied. they didn't want to make one better than the other one. >> the other thing i don't like is it says polo in huge letters on it. is it too much to ask the designer's logo not be that prominent on the olympic uniforms? >> is that a joke? >> they really are? >> it says polo in huge letters. it is not nascar. it is supposed to be about the country. can't you make a tiny logo. you are getting press. everybody will know it is

ralph lauren. >> why do you have to be such a jerk? >> in retrospect is not a bad idea. >> they go for the famous name. ralph lauren will do it. oh but, ralph got it. you could have had a good, quality job and done something good for the american team. >> remember thurston howl the third? anybody who had the horse on their chest they would rob them and beat them down and take the horse. i will send thurston howl, the third and the low lives to beat them up and steal their clothes. >> there is a difference. if you look at the -- can we pull up the norwegian curling team? they are known for their flashy outfits. is this a chevron thing? do you find that attractive? >> wildly. i can't control myself, dana. i think i will defer to gavin

on the nazi olympic iewn rms to. i like the lithuanian basketball team with the grateful dead design. they are sharp. >> they look like divo. remember that song "whip it"? >> yes they look like a boy band. >> you love curling. did you set your dvr to make sure you don't miss the curling matches? what is the point of curling? >> the point is to exhibit incredible a -- athletic show man ship and ability. >> have you ever curled? >> yes, i am uh canadian. >> i don't appreciate the sarcasm. you can control the friction of the projectile. >> physics is not a sport. physics you got a grade and physical education you got a grade. >> it is a tiny element of the art of curling. it is sending off the chasma and receiving it with the ball

blusters and controlling the suplecants. >> have you ever considered being a commentator for curling? >> for many years. >> maybe they will have you back. >> i have been ostracized by the family because i was the first in four generations to abandon the field. >> you should reconsider that. >> dad, i'm coming home! >> he has missed you. next, according to a british study, and is there any other kind, keeping a positive outlook on life may help seen yirs remain independent and out of a nursing home. they reported higher rates of satisfaction showed slower declines and difficulty performing tasks like getting out of bed, bathing and making fun of greg. i can't argue with those results. >> no i get out of bed, bathe and make fun of greg every day. >> that's why are you so cheery. >> the weird thing is it assumes you don't want to go to a nursing home.

really i don't want to go to a place where somebody will take care of me and do everything for me? >> you lose your independence. you seem to have a positive outlook. >> i believe it is true. i believe that study. if you are happy and your spirit is up, your body will stay healthy, i believe. if you are miserable and you want to die your body will kill you. >> we are sitting right here. >> now do you think -- do you think people are born with a positive outlook or can you learn it? >> you can definitely learn it. >> i feel like i am cheating in class. you can definitely learn it and b i am just so happy that cranky is going to die young or die soon. >> gavin, do you consider yourself a cheerful person? >> i am quite cheery, but i am also drunk. >> your parents, cheery, positive? not really. >> he is also drunk.

he is cheery from 3:00 p.m. on. 8:00 a.m. is not a great time to talk to him. 9:00 a.m. could get violent. i remember i was a little kid and i was like, dad, wake up. i had a light in his face. he lept out of bed for christ sakes. he picked me up by my neck because he thought i was dying and he was going to the light. >> how about you, andy? did you grow up in a happy household? >> sure, why not? >> i would have to say no. >> did your dad love you? >> i don't know. okay we have one minute left. how douda -- how do you define this? i am perfectly content. but i don't walk away going yay all the time.

>> if you call him at the end of it and he is like, hi, this is bob beckal and he says there is no such thing as a bad day. >> studies have shown it is a genetic trait and happy people will be siting in a chair and they say you want to play pool later on. >> a lot of my family is miserable, and there is happy me and one or two other happy ones and we split it up. we come out of the basement. >> if you are awake at 3:00 a.m. and watching "red eye" you are a happy, positive outlook type of person. time to take a break. don't leave now. there is more to talk about. did you hear greg has a new book? it is called "not cool." it is coming out in march, but you can pre order it and go to greg's website, g gutfeld.com.

it is an app that helps you rat. it allows students to identify cyberbullying and report it. it lets youngsters easily capture bad behavior with their apple or droid smartphone and send it to trusted adults or school administrators. the app is useful during snowstorms as the app's pr team informed greg. the publicist wrote to him "interesting snowstorm idea. with kids stuck at home they are more likely to be on their smartphones and computers increasing the chances of cyberbullying someone or getting cyberbullied. what do you make of this? good idea for kids to immediately report cyberbullying? >> i am getting this set up here at fox. >> do you want to keep it confidential? >> that's the whole point. we have to get this program set up where i can confidently

take screen shots of pictures of jasper's penis you post. >> it is a willy. >> that is cyberbullyinging. i didn't ask to see that. >> how can you take a picture of a dog. they don't wear clothes. >> angles. >> you take nude shots of jasper? >> i hate it because as a former young bully i used to prank people's house. hey, i'll kill you and then they have star 69 and oh [bleep]. then it is worse now. they have caller id. i stopped prank calling people. pizza, oh, you smell like tuna fib. you can't do that anymore. >> this might be a good idea until the next app which is an app that will be like star 69 and then report on the people who are tattle taling.

>> i blame the bub administration for this app. >> you are such an administration bully. who likes the topic? >> i love this topic. is it my turn? >> teenagers kill themselves from bullying like the tranny who kills himself. >> in the what story? >> you haven't read the story? >> he discovered a putter and somebody got too close in the investigation. >> a putter in golf. >> what does that have to do with a transvestite? >> the inventor was a transvestite. the journalist started asking questions and then got freaked out and killed herself. when a kid is bullied and kills himself they say oh they made fun of this guy like the gay kid at nyu. you hospital have yid yow taped him.

videotaped him. first the problem is the parents for say figure a guy bugs you keep going for the nose. even if you lose it is not going to be a problem again. the culture of helicopter parenting where your feelings matter. >> if you are cyberbullying you can't punch them in the nose. >> if it is a normal up bringing like i had they say turtle with aids you look like donald sutherland on his death bed and you say i have to come up with something about you. >> we were all budly and we bullied and it was this beautiful blob of maritoissy that made us what we are today. now they say if somebody is mean run away screaming. >> or use this app. >> or tell on them. >> text me. >> someone was mean! can you e-mail me the come back? your mama! how is that? >> some day we will look back on the good old days where

kids killed themselves because they were bullied. >> we used to hang kids by their underwear on a basketball hoop for two hours. they didn't kill themselves. they had stronger [bleep]. >> i don't even know what that means. e-mail us. it is "red eye" at fox news.com. and do you have video of your animal doing something inappropriate? go to fox news.com/red eye. click on submit a video. coming up, facebook is dead. for the new mattress models

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friday at 5:00 p.m. for "the five" and a new" red eye" will air on saturday at 10:00 p.m. eastern and 7:00 p.m. pacific. >> e block. the last story. that's the last story. >> so we saved this story because we have ra here and he is a great white rapper. >> why do i have to be white? why not just rapper? >> you were a pioneer. i was not a pioneer. i am a terrible rapper.

but i gave it a shot on "the five" not too long ago. if you would like to critique me it would be great. >> my name is tiny d and i am here to say, i bust funky fresh rhymes in a major way. so i'm white like casper, got a dog named jasper. if you don't think beyonce fears me, go on and ask her. if you like castro stick with jay 0 but if you like your freedom pick me. >> i was making fun of myself and jay-z and beyonce. >> who wrote that for you, lil wayne? >> i want to protect his identity. what did you think of that? >> i would listen to that over kanye west. >> would you give me pointers for next time? >> i like to look at you. it was great. >> i can be like the first female white rapper from wyoming. >> you know what, in wyoming they like the clown -- you have to do the n'sync

clown -- paint your face and act like a clown. >> off the hatchet. >> before we go, i want to say the women on the show tonight are beautiful. we have ann coulter. >> you have a crush, i know. >> on you too. like all of the women. i like being here. i don't want gutfeld here ever. >> if you say that you like anne and me, are you going to lose fans? >> every time i agree with anne i lost about 10,000 hip hop listeners. >> they come back though. >> every time i you come on fox and with the bush press secretary i lose about 50,000. but you know, i like being around the pretty girls. the goofy dudes. you come and exploit my handy caped family. you used to put them in magazines and make them do album reviews. i know gavin for 50 years. and andy looking like he came home from a wedding. and a heavy d and the boys

shirt. >> what a is that? >> he passed away. >> and i was tiny d. my rap name was tiny d. >> heavy d and tiny d. he was an influence and you didn't even know it. >> i wore this for you. >> maybe if heavy d was fat shamed a little bit he wouldn't be so gigantic and he wouldn't have died of obesity. >> he didn't die from that. why do you have to be ugly like that? >> he is trying to help. >> his fatness didn't -- >> he used to be larger? >> his name is heavy d. >> you said in the green room that he lost weight. >> i remember him much fatter. >> heavy d is one of the greats. >> you used to be a fat pig. >> he is so safe right now at fox. don't bully me. i will punch out the bully hot hot -- bully outside the studio. >> make sure he has the app. >> he is beating me! >> send me a line, quick! >> thanks to ann coulter and ra the rugged man and gavin.

that's it for me. i'm dana perino. i am not a very good host, but i will see you next time.

resembling a doll than a network that you don't think is a doll. geez. >> tastes just like chicken. >> hello, everyone. i'm greg gutfeld, along with kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling, dana preen yeah, and bob beckel. this is "the five." >> after speaking pot all day and drinking beer and taking pills justin bieber landed in jail this morning. this is his mug shot which proves no matter what you do bad boys always look great at 18. later in life, not so much. it gets worse. and worse. and really worse. my point is it's