controversial remarks. i want to know if you agree with me. up next the o'reilly factor. see you monday 7 p.m. right >> coming up on "red eye" is this the world's greatest canine escape artist? claims say he is going to cuba to bust terrorists out of gitmo. and how was it when the president tried ovaltine for the first time? >> it was the most significant thing for my job. >> and dancing flight attendants. can anything stop the madness? our panel has tips on how to prevent the spread of this terrible epidemic. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guest. she is so cute she belches butterflies. i am here with jo ling kent.

he just ordered a mirror for his apartment so he can have somebody to talk to. it is andy levy. >> and it is "the blaze" national editor and the co-host of" real news." and if humor was the chesapeake bay she would be full of crabs. next to me, writer and comedian bonnie mcfarland. that's the first story. from now on i am calling you the parking ticket, greg because you have fine written all over you. >> would you put this jelly in your belly? there is life on mars, and it may be a delicious, delicious donut. nasa scientists are baffled by a mystery substance found on mars that they noted resembles a favorite breakfast treat. they say it is like nothing they have ever seen and that it showed up in a spot that had been empty a few martian days before. quote, almost as if it is alive and keeping an eye on

us. it is not a donut. it is a nonut. the space agency is still analyzing the rock and refuses to confirm that this is actual footage taken by the mars rover. ♪ >> that could be what mars is all about, sexy donut orgies. bonnie, let's say we discovered these aliens and they turn out to be delicious. theyre delicious. what do we do? do we be friend these delicious things or eat them?

do we decide to eat them? >> i don't think those are the aliens. i think if you look a little bit farther outside -- maybe where you can't see on that picture, you will see the cop-like aliens just off the perimeter of the camera. >> right, exactly. >> i did know when i first looked at the picture that i thought, oh my diaphragm. it was the little [bleep] in it. is that too much? >> you went a little too far with that one. you know what is great about the modern art of editing is we will leave that part out which disgusted everyone. you at home can only imagine the most disgusting thing. that's what she said. jolene, good to see you as always. she locked herself out of her office today and had to roam the halls like a forlorn kitten. what do you think of the

business opportunities and possibilities of discovering life on another planet? have you thought of that in your lonely existence? >> yes, yes i have watching the donut. this is dun ky n donut dream come true. we will go there and consume dunkin donuts forever. >> i don't believe you. i don't believe that at all. what if they tasted great, but were smart. they were willing to help us out with like, you have that cancer thing. i would really like to help you with the cancer thing. no, you are good to eat. >> as soon as they don't have a machine that gives everyone amazing hair i am fine with it. that's the only thing that would upset me. i want to point out something this is photoshop. this is by barack obama's administration to divert attention from the irs.

jay carney grew a beard, my friend. what else do you have to know? a beard and now they find a jelly donut on mars? s what's next? >> i don't know. you know what, you are speaking my same language. i think we finally have hit the same -- it is a false flag. >> he stole my talking point. i have nothing now. >> do you have any science? >> i have a lot of science, greg. let me start off with they found a rock. they didn't find life on mars. >> you don't know that. they say there is a jelly-like substance inside. >> it is not life. it is an unusual rock with an unusual chemical make up which is a scientific discovery. you have to make it about food and i'm sure somehow about sex. i don't know what is wrong with you. i'm a little worried and maybe you should take some time off and talk to professionals. i honestly don't know what is going on with you. >> i just lost a little faith

a in nasa. they describe this as looking like a jelly donut. they can't do better than that? they have physicists and all they can say is it looks like a jelly donut? >> is this the european spare agency? >> well it is comprised of sulfur and magnesium which if you did eat it you would have explosive diarrhea. so not so friendly now. >> it depends how you feel about explosive diarrhea. >> the thing about diarrhea is it is a crapshoot. >> literally. i move on. the reason this is an interesting topic is it is philosophical. if you came across an alien so irresistible that could provide a carnal and edible satisfaction simultaneously how would an earth ling treat that a? do we have a moral obligation not to eat an alien because we eat earth lings?

cattle are earth lings, right? we eat earth lings. you know peta would say you cannot eat that. you cannot eat or have sex with that. >> depends on how smart they are. >> if they can talk and they are smart and affection gnat, we wouldn't need them. >> we would still have next with them. >> absolutely. >> do the same moral rules apply in these relationships if they are on another planet? >> new planet, new constitution. >> first of all there is no aliens. there is no life out there. we have been sending out a signal for 20 years and nobody has gotten back to us. we have succumbed to the conclusion we are all alone or the biggest losers. >> they are ignoring us. >> it is like leaving a voicemail for a teenager when you should be texting them. aliens don't understand us yet. >> did sherman burn him?

on sunday the cheating seahawks beat my beloved 49ers, aka, america's team. they won the stanley cup or something. the niners' dreams died when seattle corner back richard sherman deflected a pass intended for michael crabtree and afterward he gave a calm interview to fox sports' erin andrews where he spoke of his love and respect for crabtree. >> i am the best corner in the game! when you try me with a receiver like crabtree that's the result you will get. don't you ever talk about me! >> who was talking about you? >> job tree. crabtree. don't you open your mouth about the best or i will shut it for you real quick. >> he said it is beef with the niners wideout about something said in the off season. there are reports king crab tried to fight him at a charity event. that was not the first time sherman had spoken his mind on tv. he was letting espn know hue

he feels about him. >> i think i have accomplished more in my field than you have in yours though you are just getting started. >> i am at the top of my field. i am one of the best 22 players in the nfl. i don't think you are the best 22 anything in sports, in media, anything. >> that's debatable. >> i think you think more of yourself than you can prove. >> okay. you think you are better than darrelle revis right now? >> in my 24 years of life, i am better at life than you. >> genius. so what do these cats think of sherman's outburst? >> when you try me with a receiver like crabtree that's the result you will get! don't you ever talk about me! >> who was talking about you? >> crabtree. don't you open your mouth about the best or i will shut it for you real quick. >> ever impressed by anything

they watch. bonnie, in the green room you said sherman's rant was, quote, so hot. >> i was watching it with the sound off actually. >> what do you make of this? >> i don't talk about sports. i don't watch sports. i am a lady. this is not my story. i don't even watch ladies basketball. i don't even like good basketball though so that's probably -- >> real basketball. >> well, i'm sorry i did a topic you are not interested in. >> yeah, so, pass. >> thanks for coming on the show though. >> last time she is on. sherman got a lot of crap for this rant. was he like you a misunderstood guy with crazy hair? >> of course. i always give people with hair flare the benefit of the doubt, as i should, but i want to take this and look at it from a perspective i can understand. on the croquet field you are always nice to the opposition. when playing bad mitt ton you

hand it to him. you don't tell him he is the worst or the best, but this is football which i don't play nor know much. i give him the benefit of the dot and also because he can probably bait me up. >> your hair can take his hair. >> the hair is like a helmet for defensive purposes. i put it down and they think they can penetrate. >> you can take your hair off. it is connected to your head and there is like a machine in there that gives -- maybe it keeps drinks warm. >> i have been known to use it as a weapon when called upon. >> they are studying your hair to minimize concussions. >> no concussions here. >> jo ling, sherman is by all accounts a smart guy. was he overcome by emotion? >> he was overcome by something great because that clip was worth it. and then the reaction from

erin andrews was priceless getting back to him like really? serious? >> you know they are married now? >> perfect. worked out well. >> it did work out well. andy, please give a fair and balanced take on this story without the balance. >> absolutely. let me start by doing this. a couple of things, first richard sherman is the best corner back in the league. pretty nifty for a fifth round braft pick. he got straight a's and was the first to get a scholarship at stanford. this guy is smart. third, he knew what he was doing. he didn't curse and he stumble over his words. he did this on purpose. fourthly, a lot of the negative response has to do with race, and it would be silly to pretend it doesn't. if a white player had done that he would have been praised for his fire and competitiveness. my seattle seahawks will win the super bowl, lob!

>> by the way it is fourth and not fourthly. >> i like fourthly. >> i just -- i was wondering. have i never heard anybody go that far? >> people do three things and are scared to do the fourth. i am not. >> it is like the orifice you do not touch. i don't know what happened because i have done them all. >> i don't think it exists. >> has a purple drink put him on the brink? it is day 367 of dash a dash -- >> he is the druggie tweens want to huggie. he has a drug problem and he is liking a drink that is mixed with sprite and a jolly rancher. it causes motor skill impairment and lethargy and extreme drowseyness, the same effect as bieber's music.

tmz loads he has been taking prescription pills, xanax and boozing heavily and smoking lots of pot. let's look at a recent interview with the canadian cutie. >> i would never have thought or expected -- i definitely feel blessed. >> he does seem to be on something. i don't want to make any judgment calls. jo ling you are a recovering abuser. you somehow got out of it -- >> it is hard. >> it is very hard. w45* a is going on with mr. bieber? what is wrong? >> snowball. it is crazy. it is like he is trying to be the example that nobody wants to follow. it is so good. it is so good that -- it is so bad that it is good to watch him like turn into this horrible -- >> is this hurting his brand? >> no.

it is making it like a narrative. he is going to do a britney. i don't know. maybe he has a chance. britney never really recovered. >> it is true. is as she gets older so do her fans and nobody wants to listen to britney when you are in your 20s and have a baby. once you realize you have been wasting your money. buck, do you buy he doesn't do cocaine. he claims he doesn't. >> are you kidding me? this is his pr team at work. the only drug he abuses is children's tylenol. this is cra a p. i don't buy this with the scissor. first of all it is an $800 a pint drug that has no drugs in it. xanax? that is what you have with your cereal in the morning. give me a break. >> xanax is not in this. >> oh he also uses xanax. >> this is prescription codeine which we can agree is fantastic. >> i am canadian and i feel i can shed some light on this. he is drinking a cough syrup

concoction, $800 -- it is actually $800 per 475 milliliters. >> my bad. >> so 51 cents a milliliter. he was throwing eggs at someone's house and later -- i don't know if this was reported but he was playing nicky, nicky nine doors. >> what? >> this is a classic canadian melt down. this is how it it happens. >> is nicky nicky nine doors a canadian thing? >> you know when you go up and knock on somebody's door and run away? >> so precious. >> nicky, nicky nine doors? why not just call it door bell ditch? >> nicky, nicky 9 doors after do you that you go back and knock and apologize. >> sometimes you put a broom there and they would open the door and the broom falls on them. >> do you call christmas, fatty, fatty chimney man?

>> i am glad you brought up a holiday. it is wonderful that you are doing a show on martin luther king day. i think this is what martin luther king would have wanted, four white people sitting here. >> technically this is tuesday morning. i hate to inform you that it is 3:00 a.m. >> i started working on this three weeks ago. >> andy, quickly, last word. >> we have seen this before. it is a sad story of a white boy from canada who wants to be a boy from the hood. that's why he is drinking the lean. high doesn't want the downside of being a black man from the hood like getting stopped every time you tbet in your car. other than that i feel sorry for this guy. bottom line, greg, i said this before, justin bieber is on a downward spiral and he needs help and i hope he gets the help he needs. >> the problem with bieber i find is that he thinks he is the first guy to be young and famous. like nobody has ever done it before.

there is david cassidy. his behavior is original as a waffle. >> absolutely, but that's not just him. that is every 19-year-old or however old he is. we were like that and now he is like that. you got the help you needed. hello? andy? >> yeah. >> where are the getz. the guests. >> what guests? >> we don't have guests. there are no guests here. >> there has never been any guests here.

is bud not as bad? president obama if that's his real name said in an interview he doesn't believe marijuana

is more dangerous than alcohol, big surprise. the president topped the new yorker, probably high, quote, as has been well documented i smoked pot as a kid and i view it as a vice, not different from the cigarettes i smoked as a young person up to a big chunk of my adult life. i don't think it is more dangerous than alcohol. football also came up in the magazine's 17,000-word profile. president obama said he would never let his son, imaginary son mind you, play the sport. but he will still watch the nfl despite the head injury crisis explaining, quote, these guys know what they are doing. they know what they are buying into. it is no longer a secret. it is short of the feeling i have about smokers, you know? no i don't know. you know who doesn't know what he is doing? bunny trying to dig in his bed.

>> he was playing nicky nicky 9 door. nicky nicky 9 doors. that will be in my brain forever. bonnie, what do you make of the pot comments or were you too high to care? >> i don't do that anymore. no, i think he obviously is pro pot because that's how he paid to get the website made. >> true. >> i just think it is weird that pot is not legal and alcohol is legal, and i don't know if i am just crazy -- a crazy person and it should be nationalize. nationalized. i think alcohol should be banned jie. >> why? that's crazy. by the way, my theory is you don't ban stuff because there is a risk involved. that's idiotic. you would have to ban everything in life that carries a risk. >> that was fun at least. >> you couldn't drive around in your shaggin wagon.

i happen to think what he says about pot was a relief that finally somebody is saying this. >> right. i would like to go down this road praising barack obama, but i won't. the president is taking credit for relaxation of marijuana laws at a state level for which they said nothing helpful until maybe now. once they are past a number of days yeah, i smoked weed. the people rotting in federal prisons, i don't think they think it is cute and fun. president obama is like, i used to smoik a -- smoke a jay back in the day. why don't you do something about this instead of being a giant marxist? >> can i not say that on tv? >> you just did. as a regular recreational drug user isn't the marijuana -- >> scissor abuser. >> yeah. do you think the drugs president obama smoked is much different than today because

it is much stronger so maybe he doesn't know it can be dangerous? >> i am not sure. i think he has taken to buck's point some action in dealing with drug users and pardoning and commuting sentences. >> there are like four or five out of prison now. so i think there is potential in having some sort of positive influence that you are calling for here of the. >> eric holder, fortunately the doj is too busy to lock up people for marijuana. >> well, andy, he said he wouldn't let his son play football. that's pretty funny. >> i feel bad for sasha and malea. it is clear he wants a son. all he does is talk about his imaginary son and what he would have looked like and how he would have raised him. i am fairly certain he has imaginary conversations with him. that's possibly why michelle stayed in hawaii so long.

barry wanted time alone with his son, male bonding time. >> sounds like somebody is doing sayser. scissor. >> sasha and malea are like dad can we -- not now. i am talking with barry the third. >> what do you think of him comparing nfl players to smokers? in a way he says what i say which is everything has a risk and surprisingly one may be more dangerous than the other. >> i think football should be banned. i don't think you should be allowed to do it anymore. it is dangerous. >> what is? >> who cares what a is dangerous though. >> i don't know. i don't have a son. i don't pretend to have one. i don't care. >> i pretend to have a veril step-son. >> why veril.

>> because he will help out around the house and he is not related to me at all. he does a lot of chores. >> it is not illegal. >> i haven't fulfilled the rest of the story yet, but i'm sure it ends badly. >> he wouldn't play football. >> he would never play football. >> i don't know. >> maybe touch football. >> there you go. >> if he hurt a couple of vertebraes -- >> you know what, you make me sick to my stomach. pleased dit. >> i am leaving that in. >> coming up, the c block. tonight's c block is sponsored by hot air balloons. the aircraft which air is heated and trapped in a large, fabric bag. thanks, hot air balloon. >> you're welcome, greg. i would like to give uh ride in my basket. >> what does that even mean? >> i think you know. >> i am not interested.

>> you think you are too good for me? [bleep] you greg. >> a little harsh. which is the most influential burger of all time? we will discuss in our new and improved "red eye" debate center. @w@wowowpg÷÷owúç÷gçngg

all right, should your secret word be more absurd?

according to new research, 1, -- 123456 is the most commonly used pass word on-line. splash data -- sounds like somebody i dated -- analyzed millions of stolen pass words posted on-line to come up with the 25 most common and therefore worst pass words used in 2013. this is like stuff old people might do. put in 12345 -- really old people like over 40. for the first time the word pass word didn't top their annual list dropping to second. rounding out the top 5 are 12345678 and the top left word on a keyboard and greg's abs look awesome. who knew? can't argue with america. andy, you are our tech know geek here. our tech geek. not really tech know geek. >> that too. a lot of the newer edm stuff.

i don't like the bro stuff. maybe the british dub stuff, but not the bro stuff. >> all right, when someone hacks your pass word is it because they guessed it or they are using a hacker program that lets them see the pass word? >> it can be one or the other. that's an interesting question. you don't want an answer to that, greg. don't be crazy. i love that 1 23456 passed up pass word. i need to make my pass word more secure. i better change it from pass word to 123456. people are idiots. >> especially when they use that voice. >> i used to let eric bolling use my pass word. it was all 1776 and it was too easy to guess so i had to change it. >> jlk, here is the problem. you need a pass word for everything now days. and you can't remember them because you have to keep changing them periodically.

isn't that why people choose simple ones? >> that's why mine is i love greg gutfeld 1 and i love greg gutfeld 2. >> excellent. i like that. >> i'm jealous. >> you should be. shouldn't we all just trade pass words? you do my pass word and i do yours because nobody can figure out mine if you do mine. but then i would have to kill you because you know my pass word. i can't kill you because i was in the ci a. >> you just blew my mind. something about ninjas. the truth is there is a digital darwinism. if you are somebody who is willing to use your 12345 pass word, then maybe that. jeer yen prince should get the -- maybe thane. -- nigerian prince should get the $10 million he promised to share with you. >> how did you know that? >> because your pass word is 12345. people will learn the lesson the hard way. most hacking is not mass attacks where they are doing this data all at once.

it is literally people whose pass words are so stupid that somebody figures it out in a minute. >> that's why that guy that a is famous for hacking celebrities, it is across the board weird. one is like a chef. another one is like a politician in the netherlands. i can't remember the guy's name, but there is no ideology behind it. it is people with stupid pass words. bonnie do you -- >> my pass word is -- i use the same pass word for everything, but it is really, really secure. it is my initials and my soch. it is like no one could ever figure that out, you know what i mean? >> that's great. i think it is pretty smart. you ever watch those shows where they are mentalists and they guess what you are thinking and everybody is shocked? why don't they guess pass words? then i would be impressed. >> it is a felony i think. >> is it? >> to steal people's money.

>> i wasn't looking for a serious answer. he made his debut, but just for a few. i speak of canuck rookie kellan lane who was ejected two seconds into his first nhl game on saturday. he took center ice for the jump ball against the notorious bruiser for the opposing calgary flames. things turned uncivilized quickly. >> the vancouver bench is already looking -- >> and here we go. a line ball to start this game. he is back at the blue line. he is angry. >> is he ever. he is looking directly at the calgary flames bench. we have two fights going on. >> they are near the vancouver

blue line. welcome to the nhl. >> luckily afterwards they all made violent love to each other. the brawl resulted in eight ejections including lane and his entire family was there. said the 24-year-old before the game my parents are here and my brother flew in last night. this is something you dream of the it is not only yours, but it is also a family accomplishment. well, boo-hoo. bonnie, you are from canada. explain to me what went on. >> first of all that man was barack obama's son. so that was exciting. look, hockey is a tough sport. people like to see the fight. i have nothing further. it is nicky nicky 9 door. >> in america we call it naty, naty9 door. >> jlk, would you demand your money back if you went all that way to see your son play and then that happened?

it seems a tragedy. >> i would have never gone in the first place. i am a figure skater. >> really? you are a little too big for that. >> what? oh my god. you know what is funny -- >> she is like 12 pounds. it is a joke, america. you can fit her in a glove compartment. >> shame on you, greg. >> how dare you? >> anyway, did you have an answer to whatever question i asked? see, it is that cough syrup. >> it is the sayser. scissor. it is in my bottom drawer. i will give uh key. >> what to you make of this? the fight started in two seconds. what is the point of having a game? >> what is the point of hockey. hockey is to sports what bruce springsteen is to music. it is absolutely overrated to

the max. if you are going to ban a sport, ban hockey. let's be clear. any sport that needs fighting to make it interesting is not a good enough sport. i'm sorry. you can add fighting to any sport. oh look at the ratings. it is a ridiculous, ridiculous state of affairs. >> what about boxing? >> that is just fighting. mma is totally fine. you don't have to combine -- think about a tennis match. >> it is against the rules, but they let it happen for ticket sales. hockey is a joke. >> you're a joke. >> you're a joke. >> he's on my team. let's go figure skating. >> you know what it is? he makes an interesting point if you think about tennis. think about how much better tennis would be if they started beating the [bleep] out of each other. >> think about basketball. there would be real throw downs. why is it okay in hockey? a bunch of dudes skating around in circles? not that exciting. >> there is no point. i don't respond to idiocy to

that, buck. everybody said this is sad, but this is an awesome debut. most nhl players go their whole career without breaking a record and he broke it in the first two seconds. he shattered the old record by 10 seconds and his whole family got to see him do it. his whole family was there to see him set a record. that's awesome for him. >> that is amazing. he will be a jeopardy question. >> and he gets a new nose out of the bargain. >> did he get hit in the face? >> i'm sure a bunch. >> are you speculating. >> that's why we call him the speculum. >> what? >> i don't like the fighting. you are the woosification. >> haters gonna hate. >> when we come back, i am not going to remind you of this

new book. well maybe i will. pre order it, greg gutfeld.com. look at that cover. delightful.

which meat can't be beat? that's the subject of tonight's. >> "red eye" debate 2014 live from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome back to the "red eye" debate center. i'm greg gutfeld. anyway, tonight's topic, "time" magazine says the slider rtz most influential burgers of all time. i'm not so sure about that, "time" the square fatty was the firstburg tore spawn a fast-food empire. the second most influential was mcdonalds followed by in-n-out and the burger king whopper.

i saw you shaking your head like a crazy lady. i haven't seen the evidence of that, but what is your take on this? >> if the white castle burger was so influential why is everything else around? >> wendy's. >> wendy's has more curved corners. i don't eat burgers. >> you don't eat burgers ? >> no, i eat a lot. >> what is your favorite? >> fast-food, the whopper. >> because it is flame broiled? >> yes jie. do you believe it is actually flame broiled? >> no, but in my head. >> burger king, the best thing they do, chicken sandwich. it is perfect, the bun, the mayo. >> i like their vegetarian burger. >> you are a vegetarian that puts you at a disadvantage. not only with this show, but life. >> i still kill things. >> so you kill the animals, but you don't eat them. >> i love hunting.

the thing about deer hunting, the misconception, the deer love it. >> they like the competition. it is fun. >> it is exercise. >> so i can't ask about a burger, right? >> well, you could ask me. >> white castle? >> love it! >> they never made it to the west coast so that's why i don't think they earned this. buck, what is your favorite burger? don't say sandy burger. >> i liked him until he smuggled them into his socks and didn't get sent to jail. we are talking burgers. honestly i can't eat a burger unless there is flaw graw in the middle. none of the burgers i like are -- none of the burgers i like are on the list. all have a little more gravi-tas. i am actually lying. i love in-n-out.

>> i have never had an in-n-out burger. >> what a? they are amazing. >> with the fries, amazing. >> the shake shack should be on there. >> is that international? >> yes. >> obviously it is a shake shack. that wouldn't work in saudi arabia. andy, which is -- which do you believe -- now you have to understand that we are having a strong debate and it is not about the best burger. it is the most influential burger. >> it is hard to understand that. i got thrown off by the whole shake shack joke. i kind of agree that white castle is the most influential. we were talking about this that all of the restaurants now sliders is the big thing. >> sliders are everywhere. >> that's the white castle that is the original slider. >> if you eat eight little burgers. >> absolutely. >> if the burger is as big as

your face you say, wow, i am a mess. if you eat 15 sliders they are bite sized. >> don't you sense racism? what kind of message are they saying? black people, don't eat our burgers? i find that disgusting. no that refers not to the color of their skin, but the content of their onions. >> okay, not on this list, a and w burgers. remember a and w? they were the first burger to add bacon on a burger. >> they were? >> yes. a a and w was great. >> adding bacon to anything is a good move. >> and tacos are mexican burgers. >> are they? >> no. >> my favorite burger and not influential is the quart you -- the quarter pounder with cheese. it is the best. >> it it is, but in-n-out is the best.

>> can i point out that a salad is a burger without the meet and cheese. >> what do you call that in canada, a meety, -- a meaty, meaty bun bun? >> i am laughing, but i am angry. >> do you have a comment on on the show? e-mail us. do you have a video of your animal doing something? fox news.com/red eye. submit a video and we might use it. coming up, our last story. it is a doozie. huh, fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. yeah. everybody knows that. did you know there is an oldest trick in the book? what? trick number one. look-est over there.

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next "red eye" we have return appearances from tom shillue and brooke goldstein and gigi allen. nobody got that joke. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> that was actually kevin williamson. not gigi allen. nobody even laughed except andy. >> i am still laughing. >> loom up gigi allen. amazon wants to ship your package before you order it. it is like "minority report"

for shopping. uh ready coulding to the wall street journal the company got a patent for what it called an ties saw paw tore shipping. the system predicts your future purchase based 0* previous buys. it then plans to ship it to a warehouse nearest you. if you end up not buying the order they will kill an orphan and sacrifice it to the gods. >> it is a win-win. >> in fact that is the name of the orphan. is that great or creepy? >> it is creepy. i hope it will happen because i will get my stuff sooner. i am scared they will know how boring my orders are. toilet paper and healthy foods. >> toilet paper and healthy food. >> we do know what you do.

>> oh my god. >> joleen, really. >> septembered -- scented candles. >> a big box of matches. >> bonnie, this whole thing is making shopping too much easier so you can go broke. >> i feel like it is every birthday i have ever had and my husband gives me something. >> amazon is like the friend that doesn't know you very well. >> in the e-commerce world they call it premature anticipation. i am a little worried about this. to your point what if they are getting it wrong. what if it is like oh here are seasons one through five of "gossip girl." then do i have to go to customer service and say clearly i am much more of a new 90210 guy than a goes sill

girl -- gossip girl guy? what are we, animals ? >> does amazon keep shipping you cat toys ? >> no, but this makes sense. let's take an example. say somebody ordered the doctor who plush toy in blue and red. there is a good chance when the gold one that i -- he will order it. it makes sense to get it to a warehouse closer to you. what is wrong with this? >> they can never ship something to you unless you say okay. >> they are not going to ship it to you. they will ship it to a warehouse closer to you. if you want it it will get to you closer. >> this reminds me of putting my school clothes on before i went to bed. >> if i can sleep in later i would wear all of the clothes i would wear to school. >> we called that clothing, clothing betty, betty.

>> betty, betty bye, bye. betty, betty, bye, bye, wake up jie. i will say goodbye to all of you.

hello, everyone. i'm andrei bekh along with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, greg gutfield, and dana perino. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> for some reason, president obama just can't get us off his mind. it's almost like we live rent free in his head. >> i've got one television station entirely devoted to attacking my administration. >> just in case some of your friends or neighbors or, you know, uncle jim who is a little stubborn and been watching fox news -- >> if you talk to somebody who said, well, i don't know. i was watching fox news and they