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let's welcome our gets. she's so hot, she gave fire a third degree burn. joanne. kind of -- well, any way. he just built his cat's bunk beds. congratulations. it's tv's andy leavy. and he's so british, he sleeps on the left side of his bed. michael kay, editor at large. and if brains were a tent, campers would spend cold nights inside him. sitting next to me, tucker carlson. >> hey greg, loved you in "happy days." classic. [ laughter ] >> tucker, i know you do that website.

is this the right one for my sweater? >> no. you need more contrast between the shirt and sweater. >> you guys know your collars, right? >> right. >> can we start over? >> her cheering hat turned to jeering. a raiders cheerleader has filed suit, claiming the team pays less than minimum wage and docks their meager earnings for tiny violations like bringing the wrong pompoms to practice. the raiderettes make $125 for each of the team's home games. and according to lacey t., this comes to less than $5 an hour when you include rehearsals and charity events. i wonder if she says the purpose of this lawsuit is to have the raiders change their policies and procedures and to treat them from here on out with respect.

>> the number one goal i hope to come out of this lawsuit is to have the raiders change their policies and procedures and to treat the raiderettes from here on out with respect. >> copy cat. you know who else can do hand stands? not entirely sure if that's appropriate. it's disturbing to me. because i'm thinking how did they get the dog to do that. joanne, i think that this job -- what's so funny? what did i do? >> there was a dog's bottom on tv and you just threw it to joanne. >> i'm ready. >> this job, in my opinion, it's not about pay but prestige. you don't get paid to be in a

beauty pageant, do you? >> i had to use a lot of my money to go to events. yeah, you get certain perks. being a cheerleader, but a lot don't do it for the money. i have friends who cheer for professional sports teams. >> must be nice. >> yeah, i know. we're just so popular. but as i'm listening to this, i keep thinking raisinettes. if they want to save money, just throw boxes of raisinettes into the stands. >> this is why we have to stop with the immigration. build a wall. >> all right. i'm going to skip you, mikey. tucker, is this just another disgruntled employee who should find another line of work? >> it's a class of oppressed

workers. they're stuck in a dead end job cheer leading for the nfl. i do know a person that was an nfl cheerleader. they're athletes -- >> george will? >> george will. you wouldn't know it. >> i thought george will was the lead sicker -- singer at divo. come on! people at home, google -- >> that's an old divo. >> none of my references are working tonight. finish your thought. >> if cheerleaders were oppressed, we're all oppressed. they knew what they were getting into when they signed up. >> that's an interesting point, mikey. where are the men? why couldn't you just argue it's not about wages but gender. there are no male cheerleaders. shouldn't that upset you, mr. i

have facial hair and i'm tall? >> i'm not offended by that comment, but i am. it sucks to be a raisinette. it sucks to be a cheerleader, and it's put me off pursuing that as a career, because i was, to your point, why aren't the men doing it? if you look at dodge ball, you've got a bit of men and women in there, gender equality. why aren't we seeing that? doesn't happen very often, it's happening tonight. >> where are you? >> i'm on your point of men versus women versus cheer leaders. >> that was a dumb point i was making. >> it's about a contract. this has been going on for a long time. is there not a contract irrespective of gender that you can say i'm not happy with $1200 a year, i'm not happy with the

fact i have to do my own hair and makeup. this doesn't seem like a fair deal. can we negotiate? >> right. >> i'm sure there are very sharp cheerleaders around. have a look at the contract. you don't have to sign on the dotted line. so just be a bit more sharp when it comes to knowing what you're signing up to. >> that was a long way of saying read the contract. >> i guess it was. >> what do you make of this? does this lawsuit surprise you? >> note at all. i do a lot of charity work with college cheerleaders, tutoring, counseling. >> they're always pregnant, andy. >> that's part of the counseling greg. but i try to consell them as best i can, but it makes me sad. this woman, lacey t., she's the edward snowden of cheer leading. she's a brave whistleblower and

needs to be commended. these conditions are atrocious. $1250 a season, they don't have to pay them until after season, they have to rehearse two or three times a week, plus, and i have to say, i thought she was suing the team forgiving them no reason to cheer for the past 11 years or so. but it turned out that was wrong. >> like edward snowden, she would be very welcome in vladamir putin's russia. >> she probably would. >> the lawsuit is alleging that the contract actually violates the law. >> but you know what? >> this is insane. >> the money doesn't matter. being a pro cheerleader for a woman is the same thing for a guy being an astronaut. you don't do it for the money, you do it so -- >> to serve your country. >> i wasn't an astronaut, but -- >> it's one giant leap for

womankind. >> it's like being on fox. you do it for the love of being on the network. >> we're going to move on. he puts the ass in ambassador. president obama's top pick for ambassador to norway happens to be a top donor and raised almost $1 million for the president's re-election. as the nominee, he should know norway, but when it cams to scandinavia, his knowledge is scant-inavia. >> one of the byproducts of being such an open society and placing such a value on free speech is that you get some fringe elements that have a

microphone, that spew their hatred, and although i will tell you norway has been very quick to denounce them, we're going to continue to work with norway to make sure -- >> the government has denounced them? the coalition -- they're part of the coalition in the government. >> you know what? i -- i stand corrected. the -- i stand corrected and would like to leave my answer at, it's a very open society and that most norwegians, the overwhelming amount of npeople n parliament don't feel the same way. >> i have no more questions for this incredibly, highly qualified group of nominees. >> he is amazing.

you know who else doesn't suffer fools? ♪ [ speaking foreign language ] >> there you go. he's the john mccain of dogs. he describes norway as having a president. they have a constitutional monarchy, i believe. how did this guy get there? let me guess. >> because he gave a lot of money to barack obama. norway is the richest country in the world, per capita. and the idea that this guy, who is just a pompous moron, would pass judgment on their immigration policies, you just want to backhand him. but in fairness, he's not the first dumbo who wound up representing the u.s.

where is "the new york times" on this? when reagan nominated someone to be ambassador to the bahamas, it was in the magazines. >> not to bring this back to pageantry, but you have to answer questions -- >> all the time, and i don't know the answers. >> how do you think he did? >> you're supposed to answer the question without saying anything. you say, you know, it's an honor. i have a lot of pride in my country. we've come a long way but we have a long way to go. >> and children are our future. >> as always. you have all that money, you can pay for media training or a crash course in your country's government. >> yeah, yeah. that's nuts. >> there's no solution to that. >> mikey, he characterized the

progress party as being among fringe elements when, of course, it was part of the coalition government. he made some other errors. but he'll probably still get in, right? >> unfortunately, you're probably right. i just -- i'm absolutely staggered by what we've just seen. i really am. i used to train in norway for three months, from january to march every year with coalition forces during the days when we were expecting the russians to come around the northern cape. the norwegians are come of the most adorable, well mannered, cool people that you can meet. i can see them getting really pissed off by what the u.s. has done here. everything else is going on, with all the changes in foreign policy, with all the questions on the way the u.s. is projecting itself around the

world, is this something we really need? i think it's crazy. you know me. i'm not a left or right, i'm straight down the middle. i'm a straight shooter. but come on, really? for the first time in a long time, john mccain actually speaks a lot of sense. >> that's the john mccain that i love. andy, he also said one of the biggest issues was that norway was facing was the butterfly shortage, which it's more about the country's extensive social safety net with an aging population, preserving economic competitive and the immigration. >> the butterfly shortage is a far bigger crisis. you just don't hear about nit the lame stream media. as tucker said, this is nothing now. they always give these positions for patronage purposes or whatever. you assume there's a career foreign service officer doing all the work there. and this guy just goes to parties.

oh, it's norway, nothing much is going to happen there. but you don't know when an american might be taken hostage. things can happen and can happen quickly, where you don't have time to learn about what's going on. this is unbelievable. >> you know what? i believe that they should get rid of this whole ability to appoint donors to this [ muted ] and appoint military vets and appoint vets, guys that know what's going on. if you've been in norway and you rise up, then you become that guy. >> but you do want a certain level of shallowness and falseness. this is diplomacy after all. so if you have people that tell the truth at all, you might have more wars than we currently have. >> there are people that join the diplomatic service or the u.s. state department that come in after college and they spend years in this environment. i agree with you in terms of the

shallowness. but it's a skill. diplomacy is a skill, and there aren't very many people that can get it right. so it is important. >> i want to bring this up -- >> he just interrupted you. >> i thought you were done. >> that was not diplomatic. >> back in 2011, there was an ambassador in luxembourg. she had to resign because she was awful. when they did a state report, at least four staffers quit or sought transfers to iraq or afghanistan during her tenure. how bad do you have to be to want to go to iraq or afghanistan when you're in europe? >> where would you want to be an ambassador to? >> bahamas. >> really? >> yeah. >> i don't know. >> they have so many bikinbikin. >> the bahamas. >> the last thing in the world

that you would want to see is me in a bikini. >> don't be so sure about that. >> this is advice to this chap. if he does get it wrong -- why so serious, tucker? >> i'm hanging on your words. come on, man. >> i'm impressed. what i'm saying is if this guy gets it wrong, he probably will, the norwegians can be bought over with a couple bottles of whisky, because booze is so expensive in norway. >> you know why? because of their president. lik of whisky. so if you just go, i'm sorry -- >> there are desperate drunks. andy, where would you be an ambassador? >> i think the tiny island kingdom of hawaii. >> lovely. tucker? >> belgium. >> nothing happens there. >> they're kind people and you can get a flight to all the pretty places.

>> i was thinking about texas. i want to leave with this final word from john mccain, my favorite part of the week. >> i have no more questions for this incredibly, highly qualified group of nominees. [ laughter ] >> that made my whole week. that was awesome. coming up, can a hydrostatic drive pump vibrate so much that the fuel pipes break off and the engine comes apart bolt by bolt? our ten-part story begins tomorrow. but first -- should this guy pay for providing dna? the answer ain't nay.

what is going on with you? i'm trying to do a show! all right. >> sorry. >> he just comes in here, he thinks i'm good looking, i can talk to anybody, even during the show. getting back to me. i'm turning into gilbert gottfried. are the women owed after his seed was sowed. a kansas man who loaned sperm to a lesbian couple must contribute child support. he said he just wanted to help when he responded to a craigslist ad five years ago. he's not involved with the family, he's just a donor. >> i'm not a father, i'm not a parent, i was not involved with

the family. i was a donor. >> but the court ruled he must pay because he didn't follow kansas law, which requires a physician to be involved in the insemination process. he got sucked into this process after the lesbian couple separated. >> basically it started as i think jennifer filing for public assistance. so kansas, the state of kansas gets her money and then there's things in place that say okay, we need to recover this money and they decided that was me. >> what's great is when his name comes up, it will always have comma, sperm donor. where am i going? he was later seen trying to flee the state.

>> that always happens. you always run into the one thing. >> and now he's infertile. >> way to wrap it up. >> all right, tucker, what do you make of this mess? >> he was leaving the dream. this is every man's dream to be the sperm donor. he said he arrived at their apartment with three cups of sperm. so he's an avid sperm donor. but emissions have consequences, and you can't become the biological father of a child without some ramifications. i sympathize with the guy completely. on the other hand, this brave new world of families is more complex than we want it to be. >> on the other hand is right. >> three cups, one guy.

that was a pretty good joke. i've had five misses, but that hit. most people at 10:00 aren't understanding. joanne, should he have to pay? >> oh, man, this's a hard question. oh! i think both parties were kind of in the wrong. for this couple to just take the sperm without it being checked by a doctor, you don't know if there's predisposition to disease or illness. >> can they look at the sperm and say oh, it looks pretty sick? >> what is going on? let her finish. >> when there's donors, doctors check it out before insemination. for him not to check paperwork, that's just dumb. >> my feeling, mikey, if you can answer this question, if you're going to get involved in donating sperm, perhaps craigslist isn't the place. >> when i arrived here two years

ago, i heard all about craigslist and they rent apartments and sell secondhand shoes, secondhand underpants. >> you got those? >> yeah, i did, ten pairs for a deal. and sperm, clearly. he seems like a really nice guy, and that's the caveat. is that i feel -- he doesn't seem malicious. he wanted to help out. but what i would -- easy. >> he seems a little seedy to me. [ laughter ] >> i congratulate you on that one. >> go ahead, finish your thought. >> three cups, one guy, 19 sessions. >> you're right, that takes a while. that's amazing actually. >> there's a lot of material there.

that's a logistical phenomena. >> we're thinking this is for -- this is what he normally does. so you went and you had three cups? no, i already had them. i got them right back here. >> who's crazy now? >> andy, is he a parent maybe in the way that you are to your cats? >> i don't get this at all, and tucker, i'm ashamed of you for not taking this guy's side. because they didn't go to a doctor, for all the state knows he was a lover. the woman is alive, ask her. he signed an agreement saying that he wouldn't have to provide for the baby. why is the state saying that is not valid? none of the women are saying it's not valid.

why is the state involved in this? >> it doesn't matter if they were quote lovers. the mode of inception doesn't matter. why shouldn't he be implicated in the raising of the child? >> because they made a contract. >> says who? >> tucker, as a libertarian, if two people make a contract, isn't that what sit? >> parents ought to be responsible -- >> he didn't have a kid. >> yes, he did. >> it's still his child. >> the point is, he was donating his sperm under a condition that it would allow those -- >> i've tried that excuse. it doesn't matter. >> should all sperm donors have to pay child support. >> that's like you saying you said you were on the pill and you got pregnant.

in this case, he knew going in that his sperm would result in the birth of this child. so did this woman. >> all sperm donors know that their -- >> they're living out some fantasy where they're not responsible for this child. [ speaking at once ] >> maybe they just want some money. >> i know that women's eggs are more money than men's sperm. >> that's true. because we make more. >> thanks for reminding me of my inadequacy. >> eggs are like two casino chips that are $500 each. sperm is like 1,000 $1 chips. >> you always say that? >> a mathematician said that and i keep repeating him. >> you must be popular at the black jack table. >> they asked me to leave because it was messy. we only have 20 seconds left

before the break. stick around, come back, we got great stories.

they can't get straight when it's a date. according to a new survey, the majority of single people no longer know if they're on a real date or just hanging out.

69% said they've been at least somewhat confused during an outing when -- with someone they're interested in. and texting may be to blame says one expert. there's no longer any formality in dating. it's become so ambiguous. tell me about it. i just got the exact same text from lou dobs just now. lou, lou, lou. singles also can't define what a date is. comes say it's a planned one on one hangout. i happen to call it that special time when i dump your remains in a nearby quarry with the rest of those who disappoint me. joanne, this never happens to you, because hockey players make their intentions clear when they ask you out. >> yeah, but then they get traded. so i went on to urban

dictionary.com. dating is a lost art, virtually nonexistent in the 21st century. another, when the man pays. and the last definition, the one thing you can't get if you're on this website. so that explains a lot about me and my dating at the moment. >> oh. >> it is true with her. she wasn't very attractive. >> i wore a back brace. >> we talked about this. >> each printing was only one word of the book. >> and it's tattooed on my lower back. in order to read it, you have to

take your clothes off. tucker, i have no idea what happened to this. i believe this whole texting thing to be true. that it's easier for men who fear rejection to do this, and it's been a benefit to man and not to women because they don't understand commitment anymore. >> the wisest thing said today. there's nothing ambiguous about dating. men still want to get laid above all, women want a commitment. it's just much easier for men. they're getting laid more than ever, and there's no obligation to commit or have a relationship. women have been disempowered, thanks, fek -- feminism. i think a lot of them feel sad about that. no one ever says it out loud because you're a right wing -- >> tucker carson. >> you just said it out loud. >> i'm not a chick.

>> thank god. >> are you all right, mikey? who's at fault here, radical islam? >> absolutely. speaking of radical islam -- >> yes? a burqa could solve these problems. >> it would. so when i came from the uk to the u.s., i learned about this whole structure of hanging out, then dating, then going exclusive. i'm looking at you, i don't know why. i'll look this way. and then finally, becoming a boyfriend. that's four tiers of relationship level before you kind of become, you know, dedicated to the person that you think is lovely. in the uk, you meet someone and it's like, hey, jo, i think you're nice. we go out for a drink, have a kiss and cuddle. i don't see like 19 other girls.

>> is that why the country is going to hell then? because you're skipping all these levels of commitment and interest? you make me sick to my stomach! >> no, you didn't let me finish. i think dating is amazing. it's something i missed out on as a kid because i lived in britain. >> you meet at a bar and the next thing you are living together. andy, you dated a stone gargoyle for three years before you realized it wasn't human. >> yeah, but it wasn't exclusive. >> it was quite wonderful. >> to me, it was clear we weren't dating. the gargoyle, after three years, wanted to move in. i said this story makes a lot of sense for younger people, but younger people, is it a date or not, but older people might be a little more clear on things because the clock is ticking.

when you're in your 30s or 40s, there's a bigger sense of, i don't want to be wasting my time. i think you do find out what the hell is going on. >> tucker mentioned getting laid and that's really cool. you mention the word sex, because that's what it's about. sex and getting as much sex as you can. >> it's about labels is the big thing. no one wanting to label it a date which means it's going somewhere, when guys just want to fool around for the most part. >> why don't women demand more than that? >> because then they stop texting you, and i don't get to eat anymore. food is expensive. >> then they ask to be traded. >> is that what happens? >> you know what's funny? the ambiguity disappears for one

sex as they age. you need to know. a woman can't be wasting her time with a guy -- and the problem with new york, there's guys in their 30s and 40s 50s who are deliberately ambiguous because they can be. they can still date you and say, i thought we were just having a good time. >> how many unhappy women does that add up to? a lot in my experience. >> i know lots of single american girls in new york city who are playing the field and enjoying this whole dating thing. >> they're lacrosse players. >> how many are 37 years old. >> if you come to my birthday party tomorrow night, you will see exactly. >> what's the address, mikey? >> it's actually right now. >> we've got to go. i don't know what happened to the time. but we have two more segments. any way, i have a new book.

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it's like the love boat but with rats and cannibalism. a cruise ship full of incred cannibal rats is on a collision course with the british coastline. the ghost ship has been drifting since last year after a tug line broke after it was being towed to scrap. the canadian government decided to cut it loose in international waters. since it's worth about $1 million, salvage hunters are keen to fight it. but there will be a lot of rats and they eat each other. if i have to get aboard, i have to lace everywhere with poison. no one is more concerned about

this than joe mackie. it's heading to the uk. are you scared? >> of course i am. that's why i've got to blame our neighbors to the north. what are you thinking, cutting the boat loose? each a boat without cannibal rats is dangerous. i'm staying off the queen mary ii. >> are you fearful of rats, o more fearful of cannibal rats? how dangerous can they be? >> pretty dangerous, greg. imagine a boat full of cannibal rats where the strongest rats have survived, lands in america, starting breeding with our rats. now we have super rats. >> it's like an accelerated evolution of killer rats. >> it's like we're breeding super rats. it's the worst. >> it is the worst. what should you do if you come face-to-face with a cannibal rat? >> that would probably mean you're on this boat, so i say scuttle the ship, you'll be a hero.

>> that's heroic. all right, next story. this is interesting. a rhode island middle school is warning parents about a growing trend of teens snorting or smoking smarties candy. joe, is this a gateway drug or gateway to fun? >> probably a gateway drug, greg. most of the people who tried big league chew in the '80s are dead or in jail. i don't have the stats on that. >> do you have any statistics to pack that up? >> no, we'll have to get more on that. i don't do a lot of research. i just go by my instinct. >> but your instinct the to be terrified, so research probably scares you. >> this world is scary enough without having to read about germs or snakes or cannibal rats. >> does it have to be smarties?

>> these kids are not that bright, because you don't even have to crush up pixie sticks. >> that is a very good point. maybe it's just the ritual of it. it's always fun, you know how people prepare a pipe. maybe that's what it is. smartphones, apparently they're teaming with germs, according to a study. they're 18 times dirtier than public bathrooms. so electronic makers are building sanitizing devices, but joe, is that going to be enough? should we get rid of these phones? they're all covered with poop. >> i don't think we should get rid of them, because you'll have to face the scary prospect of a cancellation fee. but i'm not going to ask out any ladies with smartphones. get rid of that phone, ladies. >> the fact that you eastern not asking out any ladies with smartphones, that means you have quite a choice of women now, joe. >> it's tough out there, greg. it's not just former miss new

yorks that are having trouble in the dating world. >> the fact that you share that in common with joanne, maybe that's a sign there's a spark involved. >> why, did she say something? >> no, i think she did say she dated somebody that you remind her of, but she said nit a very grim way. >> it must have been a pretty good looking guy. >> he was, he was. i want to do this story. we talked about it a long time ago. toilet snakes, they're again on the rise. coming up through the toilet. now in australia, they were in four different homes in the past month to fight these toilet snakes. should we expect this in the u.s.? >> the bad news is the snakes are already here. thank goodness we've had this cold snap. it's been a good week. a lot of pythons have died. >> i had no idea that the weather kills the snakes. >> that's what they were saying. the weather -- the rain in

australia has moved the snakes to different locations where they've went into pipes and some of those pipes lead to bathrooms. >> are you using, even bothering to use indoor bathrooms anymore? >> i rarely will use an indoor bathroom without pouring bleach in there. see how that snake likes bleach. they hate bleach, greg. >> last question, is the snake community somehow sharing information that toilets are a nice place to hang out? >> they know that growing up, there were pranks where people would say joe, look in the toilet, there's a snake. guess what? that wasn't a snake, greg. [ laughter ] >> on that note, we've got to go. as always, joe, a frightening experience. coming up, our last story. as a business owner, i'm constantly putting out fires.

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action figures their own theme song. the cronies. let's say i wouldn't mind sitting on them accidentally. ♪ ♪ >> get ready for the cronies action figures. >> yeah! >> help the cronies battle against their small business rivals, the entrepreneurs. >> they'll steal your customers, superior product and crush your profit margins with competition. >> here comes parts and labor, the team mechanic and his snappy junkyard dog. this handyman knows how to grease the wheels of power. >> we're under attack. >> raise the trade barrier. >> the old banker, the mystical profit, hard profit, hard profiteer, this wall streeter stacks the deck, plays the game

and makes it rain. >> i am underwaltter. i need a bailout. >> through the revolving doors on k street and get connected to the g force. >> that's pretty amazing, tucker. >> i am mesmerized. think i am on the crony side. they look better fed and powerful. >> rare, miky to find something like that that isn't bashing businesses. this is like the first thing i have ever seen that actually defends business. >> i'm with tucker. genius. definitely, team america. which is one of my favorite movies. but i think the whole genius of actually getting children to talk about growing uppin-ugrown.

congress, whatever the issues they want to bring to the table do threw 6-year-olds. >> you are a girl. zoned out when you saw action figures? >> well, yeah, no. the power rangers. the tv show with the real people. i want to be the girl made up of all parts. >> you know. >> i like it. >> i could see you doing that. >> andy, who do you think did this? why? >> i don't know who did. i don't know why you think they didn't bash business. they did. >> how? >> the whole thing was how busine businesses, trade barriers. >> i missed that. >> fight off entrepreneur thousands. perfect combination of the tea party and occupy movement. what it was. >> no, really was. it went after, went after wall street guys, getting bailouts. big businesses using washington connections to keep the small businesses away. that's what makes it fantastic. pro free trade. i tend to ignore the things i don't understand.

which is common for me. but you knew that already. all right. special thanks to joanne, miky, andy leafy, and tucker carlson. tucker is doing "fox and we'll

kick it off now with huckabee. >> tonight on huckabee, the combined trends of increased inequality and decreasing possibility pose a threat to the american dream. >> the president is selling class warfare but are millennials buying it? >> terror threat in the winter olympics are americans in danger? stephen seigle gives his take. plus why is one of the hottest stars getting heat from the hollywood elot? and on on ♪ i will survive. >> disco boat with