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bowl parties. here with joanne. there is the wave. he is planning on watching the kitten bowl in footsie pajamas, sobbing to enya, tv's andy levee. his hair is fiberglass and death. buck sexton, co-host of the show. next, writer for talkingmag.com and streetcarnage.com. his movie "brotherhood of the traveling ranch" i saw. enjoyed. now available on netflix. i did mention it. >> thank you. >> life without you would be like a broken pencil, point lls. a -- pointless. the nipple caused the ripple. this weekend, the tenth anniversary of nipple-gate when

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to make a special halftime for america. you don't have to be american. in my view, gavin. you know what bugs me, this guy pretend he wasn't upset ten years later. the fcc guy. >> whack moeak move, wasn't it? >> i feel uncomfortable talking about this. everyone who talks about it strangely disappears, within the week. and i know a guy. he was taking me to his basement through a trap door, articles on the wall. fascinating. get this out here. glad i am saying it on television. now they can't do anything. >> what if the show doesn't air? >> oh, my god. >> we know where to find you. we'll scum ficome find you. >> yes. a weird, weird thing. joanne. you were in first grade when this happened. obviously. don't remember what you were watching? >> i remember. my parents screamed. told me to look away. look away. i totally looked. through my fingers. i mean, january elt is tet its

victim. the scenario proves that justin is ruini ining women's lives. their careers, expectations for men. you are not wearing a suit and tie. >> yeah. there you go. >> there you go. >> yeah, true though. cameron diaz what happened? >> right. hu all over the map. broke her heart. she is what, crippled? >> crippled. >> britney spears. britney spears. britney spears, remember, she never got over jt. shaves her head. marries scum, dates scum. >> has children. >> didn't janet jackson get super fat? >> she became a little built more, a little bit more buxom. >> any one rip off your hair, what will we find? >> pasties in the signs of dollars what you find under this

wig. does come off. detachable. machine washable by the way. awesome. there are two crimes. janet jackson, any one had to listen to her music. painful, brutal, unfair. on top of that, justin timberlake after this maneuver manages to snag jessica biehl. mary from "seventh heaven" i'm waiting. >> another woman you can't have. if only she was single. >> she tweeted at me once. offered me some kind of hair gel thing. >> yes, yes. trying to kill you. you actually picketed justin timberlake's home in malibu. your outrage was ream? >> absolutely real. if this happened today, jt would not hatch gotten off so easy. ten years ago everyone deep sided this was january eptet's . too many feminist blogs out there now.

nipple shaming. nipple shaming. >> a breast, who was harmed by this. literally every kid has seen ape breast. >> well. aren't we desense tiitized in t post-twerking era. >> after miley cyrus you could pop out a booby without a pasty. >> there was no warning. it was saying we don't care if there are kids in the room. we're going to do it. lead me to a bigger point. i don't think it was offensive, gavin. a seen of the times. how pop culture swallowed a part of life. football. the sport is not enough. you have to have grammy style entertainment. this is happening wherever you go. pop culture, victimizing all traditions. do i make any sense? >> ooh, that was hard. a really ugly way to portray a boob. like if you pulled your penis out of your pajamas first thing in the morning. it would just go -- hanging out there. >> tremendous metaphor.

>> oh, my gosh. >> depressing. i saw her boobs, the way gays see boobs. >> she presented, medical thing. >> you are saying. >> like a bag of sand. >> vertical mammogram. >> felt like a bag of san. they're able to say it was an accident. bah it looked plopped out. >> wasn't attractive. andy? >> two things, the nfl pretended to beep outraged. there are super bowl commercials that are far racier than what happened on the screen for 3 second. the nfl can't belief that happened. michael powell, for him tomb now say this was no beg deal. he used this to launch a huge campaign against supposed indecentsy there were affiliates that wouldn't air on veterans day they wear frayed fcc would crack down. >> look to our european counterparts. watchi watching tv, here is the juice.

they sell it. no problems. >> great impression. >> need to get ritd d of arts, culture. we'll be safe. >> you are right. speak my language. bothersome thing. the art stuff. great in school when you panlted stuff put it on the bridge. when you get older you got to stop it. get jobs. making bowls. >> art? >> technically dancing and singing is in the art ge nre. just looked like a couple of adolescents with a bad high hool play. >> i want to move on. another interesting super bowl topic. or actually, the puppy bowl. it draws billions of viewers. is there a dark side. a wriment writer wonders can we it is safe. a vet is on site during filming as is monitor from american humane association, the organization, the hollywood reporter exposed in an investigation into tubling cases of animal injoer and death.

sound troubling. worries that it feed the obsession with companies. kerney writes, some humans cannot reap cyst saving a sad puppy they spotted. tell me about it. the purchase may half freed one pup but implicitly supported dog breeders known as puppy mills. let's take a look at some so-called highlights from last year's puppy bowl.

>> andy, we were not supposed to hire the goth. >> horrifying. absolutely horg fig. >> don't know if that its true. we hire ape gth, that's what we get. >> man. >> all he listens to is bauhaus. >> gentlemen ann, they claim that the puppies are safe. but they would say that. wouldn't they? up aoff course they would. >> uh-huh. like everything else in this contrite is corrupt. completely. a bigger issue in our skun tree. we are speciest. >> says there its a kitten bowl on the hallmark channel. >> no one watches that. you see what i'm doing. >> there is no snake bowl. >> all puppies. >> puppies. >> no turkey vulture bowl, buck. >> everyone is trying to cover up what is happening here.

puppy concussions. they see a milk bone. go head-to-head for each other. cute, fuzzy. afterward. no health melts on the puppies. but the even more important story here. one not covered in mainstream media. barack obama is using the irs to go after individual puppy contestants. he says part of the political. barack obama anti-puppy and hating americans. >> bud sexton, like an investigative reporter with great hair. hey, gavin. will you be watching? >> no. i've don't like sports. i wish the puppies the best. never been a sports guy. i don't know the teams. >> that's great. >> congratulations, transient millionaire puppies. playing some game where you move something around. you go with a leggo on your shirt. >> they can't play football. >> what it's called? >> yeah. [ laugher ] >> of some of the golden retrievers have littlers of

puppies. can't mram them. don't take care of them. leave them behind. >> isn't cool. there is puppies running with other puppies. >> they go to the puppy strip clubs which make me sick to my stomach, andy. >> apparently the only one, i did research on this. 64% of the players in the puppy bowl. end up with severe long term brain damage. animal plan elt and discovery communications refuse to admit any culpability. and they tuash the truth. i met one medical examiner. you can't go against discovery communications they will squash you. a former player, hetz the minute you step on the field you are one play away from getting invird. they watch the puppy bowl for violence. savagery. whole thing makes me sick. >> itch you look at this, the author made a very good point. called the puppy bowl. not called the dog bowl. because weave don't care about certain things once they get

older. technically shouldn't the super bowl be played by babies, joanna. joanne. >> are you okay? >> yeah. >> it's not being played by 60-year-old men. >> true. that's true. which technically a dog is a 60-year-old man. >> in dog years. >> scant they have very short c. if you look at them after three, four years, most can't walk. >> a lot of them. bankrupt two years after they retire. a lot of them are so stupid. >> they'll open a scar wash. then they give away all the money to their dogs. people just milking them to death. >> milk boning them to death. like we have done in this segment. >> yes. did her shawl go awol, day 732 of --

>> lindsay lohan claims half of her $75,000 fur coat went missing at a nooightclub. partying with sydney rice and friend on wednesday night. tmz recalls she called everyone to her table to see if they had the coat. wasn't able to contact rice. so obviously he is guilty. a source tells "the new york post." there was no fur coat. lindsay arrived in a leather jacket. separate fur shawl. tmz caught up with a member of her entourage. >> too much drinking. too much drinking. the aye. whoa, whoa, whoa. [ laughter ]

[ laugher ] >> nothing like an alcoholic. all right. that brings up the besten us. i don't know where to start. buck, she blamed an injured seattle seahawks player. don't they all. >> when she is not clubbing baby seals. this is what she its up to. ashe should be broken than mc hammer. >> i have a theory, that she borrowed this. and she is trying to make money off this. i will save the theory. joanne you worked ein a club. sunny was banned. banned. >> you ban people all the time. but you, you always bring them back. because the it brings you the press. it brings more people in. >> have you banned somebody? >> yeah. not me personally.

>> did you ban anybody famous? >> i served famous people. i don't remember, when i go up to them, i go remember me. they don't. stop following them. creepy. >> what do you think. she made up the story. >> yeah, of course sunny did. as an alcoholic that used to be what we would do. sit up the next morning. remember when your shawl went on fire. let's say that black dude took it. probably going to sell it or something. and then we bike like, done. now with the nurdz and cctv cameras. we can't do those stories. you can't cheat on your wife. nerd have taken over ruined our lives. no philandering. >> i guess. i liked lying. >> you did like lying. >> fun. >> pretty good. you were good at it. >> out of a lot of tough positions. >> last week you lost your jacket and watch at a bar. blamed a group of toughs.

he blamed a group of toughs for stealing his jacket which he mader found in his wife's closet. >> you can't say thug anymore. thug is now. >> by the way you never saw any tufts. >> my watch was gone. on t strchlt thtt. found a watc and my wich's stuff. you called the, apologized. >> i was making fun of his accent and making fun of him for being divorced. >> he said to me i was hoping he would go home with my expif. what he said about you. >> really. sorry, but, when people are divorced don't you go you [ bleep ]. >> stop it. >> come on. >> talking about other things. andy, you left a glove on the cross town bus last week. that didn't make the papers. >> greg, i lived in new york off and on, i've don't know, 30 years. i have never been on the bus. >> subway all the time.

remember susan smith. back in 1994. >> cheery story. >> south carolina woman strapped kids in the car, rolled it into police. told police she was -- lindsay lohan is blaming a man for taelg a coat that doesn't exist. >> how do you steel half a coat. >> two piece. a shawl coat that attaches. >> the was very cold. somebody needed it. >> wouldn't you say this person probably really needed my coat. you know? >> would have been good. >> she sold the coat. she needed a story because the people that, the people that lent it to her. she gave it to a bag lady who had a newborn. they were shivering. you know what. i don't care what this costs. i will save this baby. nobody would believe lindsay lohan would do something.

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about ubl? a california state university teacher seen here lookg >> california state university teacher, seen her, looking teachery, claims in a back he co-authored that bin laden was a freedom fighter and that evans a poly-sciprof at cal-poly, the

book offers a different take on the organization. quote -- when fox news asked him about it. he respond -- i knew that. speaking of things emperical, not normative. ha-ha-ha. oh, they never learn. you were saying -- while you were watching this. professor's writings. changed your name of al qaeda and america. i am surprised. this guy is representative of a

broader sense. anything you can do try to change the perception of it, and they tend to do. we are that sequestered from the world. you can smoke weed before class, after class. hang out. don't have a real job you think the crazy thoughts. >> my problem, two things. if there are any, students who are relatives of 9/11 victims they would, i, they would kill the guy. number two, i think that was it. no, calling bin laden a freedom fighter. bin laden was never fighting for freedom. a takeover. >> fighting for islam. he wasn't want freedom. that's why he is fighting. in a sense he is a fighter of freedom. he is an imperialist. he wants to global it, an imperial, neo colonial way of going about things. they still think spain belongs to them. they believe it is part of

the -- >> i'm with them. >> yeah. >> i'm emperical and normative by the way. >> i hate the logic. a reward for foreign policy. and that's why it happened. why did they attack vancouver? drive a flaming car into the airport. what did scotland do? if the woman has a burka, what are you doing with purple socks, are they out of their mind? they're in saesh absatiable. >> worst boyfriend ever! >> what do you make of this, joanne, you got out of college? >> welcome to college. you have liberal professors, that's what they do. >> say dumb things. >> you question it. the kid who took the class, had to do readings this would be a better story if his grade was affected because he challenged

the professor. it wasn't. no my grade was multiple choice tests. i did fine. so i don't know why she is complaining. welcome to school you. go to the pub. come plane with your classmates about the professor. >> andy? >> yeah. >> eh? >> two, use, greg, let me tell you what they are. first professor claiming his whole thing is emperical not normative. normatv vchl normative, making a value statement. that's what it is. >> i looked it up. >> contradicted by bin laden's statements. bin laden said it was injustice and tyranny. nothing abut ra aing about saud. the facts contradict what he said. but i agree with joanne's point. at least the guy didn't punish the students for disagreeing with him. and he apologized to the student

for not making it clearer. in college, i took capitalism. i realized, they were being caught from a markist perspective. it didn't say that in the syllabus in the course description. i don't have a problem with teaching capitalism from a marxist perspective. >> the is a given. >> i was 20. 19. i took a class. on -- on, i think called history of religion. i thought it was like, this will be interesting. because the i went to 12 years of catholic school. this will be fun. i had no idea it was like the history of evil religion. it was just like, it was, from the day it started. i didn't know any better. evidence to the can traer. all about -- >> you know what is inkrcredibl our stories are. he told us okay to have an

abortion up to a year after the baby is born. that is normal. you should see what is going on now. it's like "star trek" and gender bias in science fiction in bathrooms. >> i'd like that. >> way worse than the 90s. >> or way better. i would rather learn about star trek than gender norms. >> lesbians of the caribbean was an interesting literature class. it was. >> coming up are your plants watching you undress? our shocking five-part series beginning next week. what's the number one snack on super bowl sunday? surprisingly pate, americans love pate!

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less than you and me? >> does the average md know less than you and me. according to the report. the onliken psych pe-- online source of information for doctors, patients. med school is unnecessary. 50% of physicians admit they consulted wikipedia for info on illnesses, less common ones. feel free to send pictures of any rashes on your buttocks i will diagnose them for free. i am an expert. do you use wikipedia to diagnose

mall malla di maladies you suffer from. >> through the website. i discovered i have thyroid problems. not sure which one. >> they're all the same. >> i have been going through menopause. >> the problem with web md. when you look up a symptom. >> 75. >> yeah, a cough could be, the cold or could be cancer. >> everything is fatal. look up swollen glands. you will start to freak out. my gosh, the weird disease if you have been to the part of the nile river. maybe it happened while i was asleep. >> could be aid. and thought it was a web site for them to have their home page. >> it's, it's --

it makes sense a doctor would use this. >> yeah, it does. what does that say. there is authority in numbers. if you, notice liberals do this. yeah, on wikipedia. you can trust that, yeah, you can, moron. go to liver right now. change it to thing that doesn't clean your blood. it will be gone in 60 second. >> that's what i don't get. who is doing this. like elves. raw awe it is a meritocracy. >> if your doctor checks in the 60 second period. >> this blood is derty. g -- this blood is dirty. >> the doctor will have a film and twitter. i thought it was this. somebody told me. it could be. the thing is, real doctor do's not have team to write wikipedia entries. who is doing it? who is doing it? >> people who have too much

time. >> they're not inaccurate. >> the thing for me. wikipedia is a link. actual sources. i might go to wikipedia. first. check the footnotes. go to primary sources to make sure the person writing the wikipedia. >> huhow i wrote my papers in college. >> i checked web md. something wrong with my thyroid. not sure which way. and going through menopause for six months. >> my gosh. i have a theory. wikipedia is as close as you got to god. >> not crazy talk. >> god is all of our brains. collective consciousness. >> freaking me out when i think about it. >> singularity. upload your brain on to the web. >> that's what it is. >> so you can have hair on the

web. or shagging wagon. >> shagging wagon. >> true. we are talking about the big guy. >> wikipedia is right. never seen it. on my own page. i'm racist and sexist. i didn't know that. i didn't, i was like, yeah. there are mistakes on my page i cannot change. there is a quote on my page. saying, libertarian. i don't know what it is. never said that. for the record, i wrote your wikipedia page. >> you saw into the future. >> all right.

now you can prove this. and let it out. african-american organizations five at university of minnesota are protesting the use of race in descriptions of suspects by scam pus police. they wrote in a letter to university officials -- >> and the president of the university's black men's foreup says, members of his group feel threatened with crime alerts include a racial description. a school official replied, while profiling will not be tolerated on campus. she believes the more info the police share about the suspects, the better. joanne, do these groups have a ragt to be angry when they use racial descriptions? >> no. it's crime. if it is about the safety of the campus and institution that you are at wouldn't you want to feel safe? >> right. >> so, racial profiling is how you then find the criminal. >> i don't call this racial profiling.

it is called a description. >> i am a short guy. should i be upset everybody is average height. >> tale of two descriptions. watching new york one. communist network here in the city. some one had done something bad. all meetings. a guy on the loose. he attacked somebody. description. 5'8", wearing hooded sweatshirt and jeans. that was it. some body last weekend. in the west village. suspected of public urination. wears tassled loafers. side part. tie on. blue sweater. okay. in that case, we can give all the details. >> sorry, should have gone before you left. fair point.

the tight till of the groups that are bad have the word black in them. >> that is racist. >> if the groups have the name black. how can descriptions be racist. >> on this crusade to end racism. we have been screaming, chasing frankenstein. they had a woman saying no one at my yoga class is black, i am not okay with that. students at ucla were almost lynching the prof. he was checking spelling, grammar, giving bad grade. you have student at university of michigan threatening physical harm if the school doesn't get more diverse. >> they didn't say physical harm at the beginning. they said action. physical action. i will offer, a bit of empathy for black students and faculty

and staff. >> i imagine it would suck to be a black male on campus when a crime alert goes ow. >> get mad at the criminal then. there were students. talking they had been stopped by the cops multiple times on the same day. unfortunately not reporting the race of the suspect isn't the answer. i think the answer is don't report the race. don't report the gender. even species. bit of a problem. i just think you say, something. >> something. >> yes, something. >> something, robbed a store. >> yeah. law breaking entity is on the loose. >> if you are black and you get on an elevator. a woman goes like that with your purse, you don't go, hey, [ bleep ], i am not going to rob you. you go, jerk, you robbed people. you gave me a bad rap. why is she the bad guy. >> black people aren't the only people who rob people. >> i understand we are getting

blamed for the criminals. criminals are the bad guys. if you feel bad because people, you look like the guy who did the robbing. get mad at the robber. i am just describing him. >> slow to speak for the african-american community. >> i am not. i am not. >> affects those who arette n e ethnically ambiguous. >> that's a good way to end the segment. time to take a break. more stuff when we come back. how can you get back pain relief that lasts up to 16 hours? with thermacare heatwraps. thermacare works differently. it's the only wrap with patented heat cells that penetrate deep to relieve pain and accelerate healing. get pain relief that heals with thermacare.

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>> america's favorite mayor is defending justin bieber. rob ford offered support to his fellow canadian. >> you know what, a young guy at 19 years old. wish i was as successful. he is 19. think back when you were 19. ford says he never met bieber isn't a fan. more of a led zeppelin kind of guy. little weight joke there. tmz, got senator marco rubio's thoughts on the petition to deport bieber. >> we got big issues here in washington to deal with. last thing we need to deal with is a 19-year-old pop star. from the little i red, he has a lot of problems. >> okay. a lot of problems, personal. i hope he gets help for it. he will wind up in a bad, bad place. >> joanne you are enamored by pop stars younger than you. >> yeah. >> we heard of many. they never ended well for you.

>> no. awe thank you for reminding me. >> so if you were circle would this make you happy ford is okay? >> yes. he wants bieber to be part of00 of00 -- of his reality show. again more money for his circle. good thing. good thing to have ford on your side. >> i would want ford to be my attorney at my trial. if need be. who hasn't woken up with a mound of coke, three dead bodies. come on. things happen. changes perception of the jury. bam, no problems. >> another amazing impression. like i was there, the presence of mayor ford. all right, is that your impression, you use for everybody. mother teresa. hey, saving kids. gavin -- should bieber, now that ford is on his side should he rebel against ford and become an upstanding citizen. he looks to rebel >> that would blow some mind. >> it would, yes.

>> i don't know. i can't believe. don't want to krilt sicriticize story. we spend, not just this show. everyone at work is talking about it. some guy the other day shows me a picture, the other day, miley looks like bieber. they're both total idiots. you are 35 years old. my dad was never go, that bloody leif kid again, i am going to rip up my "tiger beat" david cassidy is a bloody [ bleep ]. all adults know justin. >> good point. that goes back to my original point. pop culture has now covered everything. so that, my mother who is 89, and knows who justin bieber is sadly. >> chicken or egg thing too. he does have influence. number one most looked at thing on youtube. the guy is affecting hundreds of millions of little kids' lives. kind of does make sense to talk about it. >> just contradicted everything.

crazy we are talking about him. a mathematical justification. >> emperical or normative? >> emperical. >> when rob ford wish he's was as successful as bieber that's code for i wish i had easy access to drugs that justin bieber does. he did crack once. >> what i am saying. >> he wants to do it more. if he had his way. he would be living in the house with bieber. egging houses. can you picture, rob ford egging houses with bieber and giggling. >> speaking of giggling. a picture of rob ford enjoying something that he really loves. tickling by another older man. i don't like the rob ford slamming. didn't see this mockery with marion barry. did crack once when he was wasted. real estate prices are roof. economy is rocking there.

he dismandateled the unions. one time punished for the crack thing. the airport fell apart. he wasn't in control the one day. every time he gets hindered the city suffers. the guy is a blessing. >> canadians like him. >> should. libertarian. >> endorsing crack? >> crack is a very intense drug. >> we used to do pam cooking spray when we were wasted in a plastic bag. most amaze thing i learned from the story. i've didn't real i, ford is 44 years old. no idea. >> yeah, that's what happens when you gain ape lot lot of w. >> doesn't look a day over 50. >> how happy can you be -- a big giant panda. >> talked earlier. cute, but when they get hungry. you do not want to be near them. >> tickling, no. picking out a wedgy. >> wedge picker. everyone has those, when you get to a certain level.

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huckabee, dan soter. and now, a story "hannity" was too afraid to cover. 27% will eat a veggie the day of the game. 16% soup. meanwhile, 13% consuming alcohol and sodomize a turtle. >> how do you do that? >> i don't know. >> that is why alcohol is a bad thing.. >> i said that. a lot of times i said that. >> because is it one turtle? >> the same turtle. >> the same turtle. you know, joanne, is it safe to get this, the reason why the number of vegetables is so high because women are at the parties? >> no. people don't know what a

vegetable s spinach dip is not a vegetable. celery in blue cheese dressing is not a vegetable. that is where people are getting the numbers people think oh, healthier for super bowl. they're not. >> think think it cansels out. right? when you stuff your face with pounds and pounds of fried chicken wings and there is blue cheese smeared in your hair, just to hold it perfectly. reality is that you eat stalks and everything is koochlt my understanding is that that is from a nutritional standpoint, false oochl if you want to be a diet way to do it is to be a bartender because you're going to be busy. >> wow. look at. that fun tip. >> that is what i'll be doing on sunday oochl yes. that sounds like a tip you'd get from mademoiselle "on how to do a party. >> i'm sick of americans talking

about what goes into your body. it's one day. go bananas we have to stop talking about i need more gluten and too much sucrose. just eat like a pig. boxers have cake for dinner and 37 pancakes for breakfast. they're working out all day. >> not all of us can be boxers, andy. >> walk to work. >> i used to be the guy that read the story. >> yeah. >> 45 seconds. numbers are people eating habits on super bowl sunday including people who watch the game and those who don't. it's just what people eat on that day. there is your explanation. >> who doesn't watch the super bowl? >> i don't watch the super bowl. >> really? >> i go shopping because there are never lines where i got shopping. >> wings, petesa, chips, dips.

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i'm an optimist. i look are to the positives. to me it is the only way to get through life. broadway boasts "the sun will come out tomorrow" and i'm good with that. but too bad broadway's sun can't breakthrough washington's clouds. so don't tell me and lie to me and say the sun is out when it is pouring rain and don't give me a political speech all patriotic and sunny when the flood is so high the animals are lining up two by two. hello and welcome to "justice." thanks for being with us tonight. speaking of animals, i