o'reilly factor is next. good night from washington. see you tomorrow night. tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye" how well do you really know your roomba? shocking evidence suggest these machines may make you murder your entire family. and is the president forcing white house staff watch every episode of "game of thrones" and more by 2:00 p.m. tomorrow? >> these are ambitious deadlines, but they can and should be met. >> and why did jeremy piven have to be rescued from a beach in cabo? the first responders next. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guest. she is made of sugar plums and rainbows and crushed hamster

skulls. his favorite food is fancy feast grilled liver and chicken. he let the cats lick his scruffy chin, andy levey. and she is so bright old people are advised not to walk toward her because they will die. al allison barber. and next month his lips are marying a life boat in a tasteful ceremony. writer and comedian paul mccurio. somebody booked paul to perform at the fort lauderdale improve this thursday through sunday. you can probably show up as there will be plenty of tickets available. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. if i had a nickel for every time i would see you greg, i would have 5 cents. >> that's nice. they put the arty in party. some college feminists filmed

themselves caw voterring naked in columbia university's library to critique male fantasies of sorority initiation. as you know a critique was so necessary. the film is called "initiation" and explores the rishules of american ivy league secret societies to the point of his hysteria. have a look, have a lookers.

♪ >> that reminded me of that weekend party at lou dabbs' house. one of the creators says it is supposed to show the hysteria state and speech to the stigmata swraition and fetishac. what does burping dog have to say? i want to know.

>> that is a much better film. >> you mock my comedy and you are showing a burping dog? >> if a burping dog can make people laugh. joanne, you walked right into that. then again that is the story of your life. they are claiming this is a feminist critique of male fantasies. my argument is the men won't care. they will like seeing them naked. >> exactly. >> this is not empowering women at all. this doesn't really shine a good light on women in college or sororities. they use the word hysteria a lot and that used to be a condition about a century ago that women suffered from. other people would relief them of. and the men will be relieving themselves. it goes together. >> exactly. i found it -- you know i found it as a film, ellison to be a little arch. maybe they were

trying too hard to convey an image like shocking for the sake of shocking. i don't think i could recommend it to my children. >> probably no. i'm all for weird things and self-expression. >> i have heard. >> if you want to be weird, that's fine. but this video had nothing to do with sorority information, then you need to make that clear. i watched this video for research. this is pornographic. this is a weird porno. i realize there is a tendency to take back the words. the main girl who put this on goes by the name shut or -- slut or something. >> that's my original name. >> and then she got it from you. at some point you are trying to push back on stigmatization. >> i am disappointed in the overall production value. i would have liked better

lighting and maybe some structure to the plot. maybe i could recommend it to my children. paul, i know it is hard. try not to say anything gross or inappropriate about the women if that is indeed possible. do you think their behavior is worth while or is it play acting like they are pretending to be shocking? >> they are pretending to be shocking, but i disagree with you on the art aspect. it is a new, bold innovative discipline. it is hugh hefner and the guy from "girls gone wild." >> joe francis, by the way. if you would have researched your joke. >> it always helps when somebody is interruptiing it. >> maybe when you were delivering packages you could have worked on the joke. >> did you come straight from gap for excides? gap for kids? >> normally you have to go to the art colony of daytona beach to get something this good. >> what if a man -- what if men did this? that is an issue for me.

in all seriousness, if a group of guys made a commentary on frat life, it would be all over the papers. it would be considered disgusting and they would be arrested. i think there is a duality. >> that is like the plot of a 70s movie. >> just look at the movie "jackass." it is the whole franchise. >> the best thing you said was okay, i'm done and then it was not true. >> that's a great name for your show. >> i really do look like a guy -- >> well, everyone makes mistakes. unfortunately you make a lot. libraries are for studying and not making artsy films. but maybe it is time it does become that. >> i don't think you or anyone else can say what libraries are for. one of the women in the film says the point is tran sending the everyday space of the library, a space we take for granted. and i don't like that you said

this is a weird porn. i don't like the judgment that it is weird. i don't think it is your place to say. it may not be porn to your liking, but to someonemay not b. >> it didn't have the donkey. >> it had a lot of eggs. >> somebody probably got that in their eye and had salmonella. >> they probably didn't have any food safety regulations which is also to me personally offensive. >> i do think it is great that it is your way of fighting the patriarchy to having girls kissing each other. >> it is the option that patriarchy would love. >> it is more than going after the patriarchy. it is the institutional liesed sororities and frats and the idea of initiating people into a group. it is a little too complicated to convey that point. you know what, make the statement simply rather than with all of the imagery. >> you can make that argument

if you want it without putting -- >> you can write an article about it. >> the college feminists are always addressing in my view the most nonpressing questions. they are doing this -- meanwhile have you female sir come session . sir -- sir come session. you have women attacked for driving. but we have to go after fraternities. >> i understand that it is more of a selfish matter. you are going after a cause that is not really a cause because it is glorifying your -- i don't know, your hobby. hanging out with people of your gender. >> it should have included men in it if they were against the idea of separation of men and women. it should have included men. >> as a columbia -- as a former columbia student, not even on the list of top 10 weirdest things i saw in that library. >> nobody reads anymore.

the things they do with the book are disgusting. >> should he be cursed for dismissing the diverse. in an interview with buzz feed, jerry seinfield was asked about how guests on his new web series are mostly white males. his answer was answery. >> people think it is a census or something. this has to represent the actual pie chart of america. who cares? you are funny, i am interested. you are not funny and i am not interested. i have no interest in gender or race and everything else. everybody else is calculating is this the exact right mix? i think to me it is anti-comedy. it is more about pc nonsense than are you making us laugh or not? >> now you might have thought he was saying that he doesn't care what race or gender people are as long as they are

funny. the fine folks at gawker say you are wrong. quote, seinfield is suggesting that any comedian who is not a white male is also not funny. that's exactly what i got from it. the never before seen episode of seinfield has surfaced. let's take a look. >> it is weird. we cut out the part where newman comes in. paul, pretend for a moment are you a successful comedian. is seinfield right? is funny all that matters? if so, shouldn't you quit? >> so proud of yourself. was that a tbrowp writing?

>> i think andy wrote that. we take turns abusing you. you are like the goat that provides the milk. >> i hope your bus tips over. >> look, people are wondering why there aren't -- look, i watched "fat albert" as a kid and i asked myself doesn't he have one white friend that wants to hang out at the junkyard? really? people know who they know and hang out with who they hang out with. >> that was a cartoon. >> can't you just not talk for a minute? >> i'm trying to save you from yourself. >> the toon world is very segregated. >> the flinstones had no black friends. >> people do what they know, okay? he is a jewish guy, a white jewish guy from long island and that's who he assimilates with. it is like being upset with hip hop magazine because they are not featuring michael buble. certain people have certain

places in his world. it is not saying black people aren't funny or asians aren't funny. but i think what he is saying is you are going to water down the product if you don't go for funny is funny first. it is legitimate on some levels. >> all right, whatever. boy, that was tough. i think first 11 guests he had 10 were white and one was black. is that a problem? >> no. i have run into issues before. there is always quo toes that uh -- quotas before and i haven't got a job before because i was too white. >> yeah, you tried for the lead at forest gump. >> and it is not because i am not talented. i can eat choke -- chocolate like anybody and i understand braces. >> you would have made a great madea and i don't know how -- it boggles my mind. >> thank you. >> he is saying exactly what people in the industry are thinking. i applaud him for saying that

of the. >> ellison, what do you make of the gawker's take that there are no good ethnic comedians. >> he is an idiot. i think it waters down the product, but it is trying to reach for something that stirs up controversy when there is not one there. the idea that you have to have a certain amount of people of this race or that race to be putting out a quality product is ridiculous. i do think when ever off of your point when ever you are looking at jobs the thing everyone says is if i do well in my field i want to do well because i am doing the best and not because i rigged the playing field. putting out you need this and you need that, it does president president -- it doesn't benefit the product or any individual trying to be successful by putting these standards of diversity on anything. >> andy, what is the el fept -- elephant in the room here? >> i don't know. >> you probably have the answer. >> i couldn't think of a question. i will get to the elephant in

the room. in the episode of comedians and cars he said his mount rushmore would be rickles richard prior and bill cosby. that is 50% black. for this idiot gawker writer to suggest if you are not a white man you are not funny is stupid. secondly, it is entirely possible to disagree with his take on diversity and to agree he shouldn't be color or gender blind and it is important to showcase people who aren't just white men. to make them out as a racist monster is totally ridiculous. but the elephant in the room is as always, greg, the jews. apparently we are lumped in with white people. which in comedy is not fair. when somebody who is not black or jewish does comedy you end up with a paul mccurio. >> i knew it was coming around. >> jews and blacks and everyone else stops. >> can i just make a statement in defense of seinfield? >> it is going to be really,

really not funny. >> the show is completely diverse. they had elaine and a fat guy and so it was diverse as 1953 and they had the soup nazi. >> that's true. >> sorry to say nazi. >> you know what he is talking about? he is talking about two recent things and snl looking for a black female comedian. they put two things with funny. and then girls. remember girls? it was the first series and they were upset there weren't black characters in girls. nobody writes a comedy knowing what you know saying i need to put a black person in. that's racism. >> i believe there will be a white comic in a movie, but that will not happen. there are -- >> some are your friends. >> not all of them.

>> it is making something that excludes minorities? >> it shouldn't be viewed differently. now in 2014 we should be in a place where if somebody who is white like in sign field's case he had three friends who were white living on the upper side of manhattan, and it shouldn't be racism like an all black sitcom had all black friends shouldn't be racism. i don't know why there is a separate analysis. >> what about the mcdonald's commercials where everybody is one race. >> this is where you don't help. >> i think sometimes when you have a majority it is not necessarily intentional. he has only done 11 episodes. you maybe given him more time he would have gotten more if you waited it out. >> black comedian friends, like tracy morgan, they will usually have a black comedian open for him. does that make him racist because i can't open for him? >> is that what they tell you? >> do not encourage him.

>> sorry, are you not black. >> i have seen tom shaw lieu open for tracy morgan. >> have i seen david duke -- i have seen david duke open for him. >> oh my god, i hate being right all the time. >> that will never happen. >> we are going to take a break. paul mccure yow dies from the drugs i put in his water. there you go. is obamacare using pets to get women to sign up? it is a story we are not doing.

as i minutessed last night joanne -- ace mentioned last night joanne joined the

permanent panel. but where did she come from this here is a short introduction. >> joanne was born in october of 1929. it was just two days after the greatest stock market crash in american history. many americans including fda blamed her for the great depression. joanne struggled to tend her parents' farm. they could only afford a single horse. during world war ii joe app worked at a -- joanne worked at a factory. years later after a short stint working on the world's first nuclear submarine, ?ee briefly dated -- she briefly dated sammy davis junior, but she moved to new york city and found her true talents. after murdering a drifter in a bathroom at studio 54 she spent the next 35 years in prison and learned about beauty pageants and upon her release was promptly named miss new york. "red eye" came calling a few months later.

>> that was nice. >> what a trip down memory lane. every time it gets me. >> are you still one of our favorite murderers. >> this is proof that rehabilitation works. >> only if you are hot. is facebook about to face plant? the company turned 10 years old on tuesday, but will it live to see 20? princeton researchers claimed the popularity is plummeting and the site could lose up to 80% of users by 2017. a new survey reveals 10% of people are sharing details of their lives every day that suggests much of facebook is a one-way conversation carried out by oversharing internet [bleep]. to mark the anniversary we look back at our favorite memories from the past decade.

>> see, that's what it is. we have no memories when you are on facebook. >> what are you talking about? >> it is something you do, but you don't say i had great times on facebook. do you understand, paul? >> look, i am not a big fan of facebook, but i understand some people like you who have no real close friends this is the only way they can reach out to people and have a connection. >> you are very active on lip book. >> it is a a true. >> he has over 500 stores. >> and my comedy is best. >> at least i get a laugh. >> they don't even pay -- you don't even have to pay to come in here. they don't have to laugh. >> yes, they do. if they want a job, yes they

do. >> like i control their lives. they would dunk my head in a toilet if they wanted to. in fact a couple have, but i was too drunk to know better. ellison you grew up on facebook -- well grew up with being only 13. has it been a benefit or a curse? >> a benefit for sure. but i feel like this is the product that existed before my time, my space. everyone switches to other stuff. they are doing these things, but on twitter and instagram. >> i have to say that i find that twitter is more successful, but it is more about showing off. facebook is more like interaction. it is for older people who want to check on things. that's not so bad. >> and too on facebook people are not showing off, but they are giving their schedule and what they ate for lunch. >> i hate that. >> and what it looked like when it came out of them. >> social media has allowed everyone a moment to be a star. that plays into it. >> no wonder you like it.

>> so proud of yourself, aren't you? you literally can't wait to be a comic. you see my name on the board and just start a month ahead. >> he is on tuesday, wednesday morning that is. i can't wait. >> the usual conversation is should we bump him? no, let's just have him on and make fun of him. like what youre says. >> oh. >> wow! >> it would be better if there was a racial minority here. don't you think it was odd they did a survey on the phone to see if people -- why do they do the survey on facebook? >> that a is a good joke. >> i am not done. am i stuck to this chair? i am going to take the whole chair and i'm going over here. >> you can't actually do that. last word, you left facebook a

couple years ago and made a big stink about it telling everybody. >> i made no stink about it whatsoever. i made -- no i don't want to get into it. facebook was not for me. i have nothing against it if people want to keep up with their lives. the study is ridiculous. >> why? >> they asked people -- they did it based on google searches for facebook. they saw that was really down. people who use facebook aren't googling facebook. >> you already have the tab. >> it is an app on their phone. i don't understand the study. >> we shared a floor with the guys at my space when they owned owned -- when fox owned my space. what a bunch of dweebs. >> they had a fooz ball table. >> and a sign on the refrigerator that said we couldn't have their food. >> remember when he worked at my space? >> paul? paul worked at my space. he was the sole reason they went under. >> this is kind of nice

actually. >> it is nice. it is great. >> where do you live? do you live nearby? >> don't you think the government is bad? >> it is making me miss paul privenzo. >> where is dino? >> coming up, ice cream sundays for everybody except paul. first, do conservatives drink more than liberals or do conservatives drink more than liberals? i guess that answers your question.

can chick flicks save relationships? a study found watching a film about relationships and discussing it can help reduce divorce rates. researchers from the university of rochester, go spray butter, said talking about movies can be as effective as marriage counseling cutting the three-year divorce rate in half which is about 70%. some movies used include "as good as it gets,"" steel magnolias," "father of the bride" and oddly" jaws 3-d." joanne, are you okay over there? >> yeah. >> you already watched these films alone at home on friday nights. if you do meet someone you won't have to change your schedule much. >> no, except the tears i cry

will be of. >> instead of despair. >> can you tell the difference? >> one is sweeter. guess which one. >> despair. >> i had a 50/50 shot. >> we love watching these train wreck movies because we feel better about ourselves in our relationships. >> that's exactly right. if you can see kevin james hookup, i have a shot with my wife. that's how i look at it. >> take it away, paul. >> i just said at the break you didn't gang up and now you are starting. >> i am offering. >> that is passive aggressive. >> oh paul, it is amazing how you can get everybody against you. you are like the opposite of the pied piper. you are the pipe pooper. >> what are you six? i can't believe you just said that.

why don't you play with your little bus. >> i am bringing out my bus in a minute. >> here is the thing. >> quickly. >> divorce? what does it mean? give up half of your savings and ruins your family. and if it means i have to see a matthew mcconaghey and kate hudson movie i am willing to get a divorce. i am not willing to see these movies to save my marriage. >> you are such a dude. chick flicks are so undude like. >> you are such an ass. >> all right, ellison, could this be a correlation and not causation? people who go to movies together simply do a lot together. >> spoil alert, if you hang out together you get along better. if you see a movie for the next six months you like each other. i don't like studies like this because like you said they are too broad and they prove a broad coral lags. correlation. i don't think it proves much and i do think if you are watching a movie and hanging out you realize they are not

that terrible. if you are hanging out all the time what are you going to do? it will get better. >> it is like saying tw nie kies lead to can customer. lead to cancer. >> you just happen to be eating twinkies. >> that's a smart assessment. you know what is interesting? love actually is not on the list. that made me happy, but it bothered andy. >> i agree the study is [bleep]. it is like you were saying. what this study is saying is if men agree to watch movies they will make their wife happy and they won't get divorced as much. >> yes. >> didn't we cover that at the top of the segment? >> no. and i'm guessing if men watch movies with katherine heigl in it it will make them appreciate their wife more. >> what happened to her? remember she was knocked up -- >> didn't she have a baby?

>> she did. >> she is trying to get on jerry seinfield's comedian call back list and she can't. >> is that what you call it? >> a reference to earlier. >> i wouldn't call it a call back. >> i think "12 years a slave" should have been on that. next topic, a columbia university professor has blown the lid off something called microaggression. dr. sue defines it as, quote, an everyday slight and put down indignity or invalidation and unintentionally directed toward a marginal liesed group. people often don't know they are doing it and think they are complementing the other person. it includes a white student asking an asian student with a math problem and a woman clutching her purse when a black man walks by. or booking paul mccurio on the show because you feel bad for him. >> see. i like the meat and potatoes

aggression. you suck greg. that's my kind of aggression. >> that's not a microaggression. that's a charity. >> paul, you are used to microaggression when people politely laugh at your jokes, right? >> here is the problem with the whole concept. if this is true, you don't know what you can say. i probably -- i'm sorry because pins and needles is derived from the parathesis. that was the smart point of the night for me. i'm done. anybody need a package delivered. >> i was cheering for the i'm done part. >> we all were. >> now they are getting the picture. joanne in paneling gentry where we found -- pagentry where we found you wall lowing, microaggression is the language. >> and we know we are doing it. #w women it happens all the time. oh your boyfriend took you out for an italian dinner? i haven't had carbs in a

month. oh you are going to have children? there goes your sex life. you are complimenting, but it is the backhanded and that's how we talk. >> it is true. and it is beautiful, ellison because you do it. men can't pull it off. do you think microaggressors are a secret name foraysism or it is a new word to describe? >> some of the words they say they are referring to what we would typically call stereo typing. the first example you gave of a white student asking a asian student to help on a math problem, if that is microaggression i would love for people to do that to me. it is like you are smarter than me and i don't think that is a microaggressive thing. i am not sure i understand what the definition of microaggression is. >> the part of that example is not -- >> it is that you are stereo typing that an asian person was smarter. so that is stereo typing and why give it a new term? >> but god forbid what if the asian person just was the best

person in the class? >> who asks for help with a math problem? you know what i mean? asking for help is saying would you do it for me. it is like when you are doing a math problem, somebody says i don't understand it, you do this. that's giving them the answer. it is wrong. andy, aren't the jews behind most microaggression? that's what i read on your blog. >> i am not going to say that. i hate to disagree, but i don't think any of the examples were what you gave. that was passive aggressive behavior. >> i think they are a real thing. i have experienced them. it is easy to forget in new york and l.a. the jews are a minority. it is not so easy to forget and you hear and people say things and they don't mean it -- they don't necessarily mean it in a bad way. you sit there and you say why

are you saying that a? >> i do think they exist. i also think -- >> what, i don't get one? >> i can't get one? >> welcome to my world. >> good, we will take a break. >> don't blame that on me. >> i have a new book coming out. it is called "not cool" and i may be coming to a city near you in a cool bus. this is exactly what the bus will look like. >> why are you carrying that bus around everywhere? >> i was waiting for the bus jokes. i will be in 31 cities in 11 days. here is a look at some of the places i will be at. i will be all over. >> if you live there, move. >> he is heckling my book tour. i would love to meet some of you.

go to g gut felled.com. the entire tour schedule will be there. it is grueling and i would love to meet all of you and have you buy my book.

did it cause you to party? liberals drink more booze than conservatives. researchers at ducane university university -- [bleep] by comparing -- i didn't know i was on camera. by comparing alcohol sales -- you will have to blur that. it is against the politics of a state members -- of the state members of congress. why don't you just give up now. talk about the bus. why do lefties hit the bottle

harder than righties? the liberals are more open to trying new things like an expensive bordeaux. i had my livery moved so i won't have to fail at anything ever again. remember to blur my finger there. in the d block people. paul, you caused people to drink hence the 10-drink minimum at your gig. >> wow. that was another one. a lot of work went into that one. >> no, it was simple. i have been to your shows. >> you ask a club owner why are you booking mccurio. sales are way up. >> first i tell him there is a dangerous gang and they run in. >> actually, shut up. i have a high drink average. they calculate -- they laugh hard and they buy more beer and booze because i am making them laugh. >> they can calculate that. >> they cannot calculate that.

>> you know what, seriously. i am going go look at the traffic. >> at least you don't milk a joke. >> i wl come over here and be right over here. >> joanne, you are a bartender and you met women from numerous states, 54 to be exact. which was the sloppiest? >> that is a toss up between myself and miss illinois. they are light weights. we are not the ones who well hold them back. >> throw up a lot? >> a lot. >> even when you don't drink. >> really with this study what is very important especially with states is religion plays a lot into your political beliefs. you are very conservative and a lot of these religions don't allow. >> utah for one even though they drink i have been there. >> that is common sense. >> perhaps.

ellison, shooy ruined the -- she ruined the study. >> they are lying. >> your package is here. jay are you ruining my moment. >> sorry. >> i think conservatives are lying. that's a good point. >> back at home we have a joke because i am from the south and i am a presbyterian and we have a joke and that is the difference between presbyterian and baptist. they will say hi in the liquor store. baptists act like they don't know they are there. >> that's true. >> surely more people are lying. >> andy, when you drink it is usually out of a bowl on your knees next to your cat. >> okay. >> i thought that was cute. >> i don't care anymore. >> they attribute it to risk, right? >> i am not sure i buy this study. it hasn't been my experience, and they say that states with

more liberal representatives like nevada tend to consume more alcohol. is there maybe another reason that alcohol is consumed in nevada? i can't think of one offhand, but maybe if i think about it. >> aren't they having more sex in nevada? >> didn't you leave? >> and other factors like new hampshire supposedly has the highest alcohol consumption rate in the nation. it is double the national average, but there is a no liquor tax in new hampshire which means people from massachusetts, vermont and maine might be going there and buying the booze and taking it back. >> someplaces have the drive-thru. >> and it is cold. >> i will say though i think being drunk would allow for contradictory things like keep your hands-off my body and you should have to pay for my birth control and maybe that's why they drink a lot. >> a little political point. >> are you going to pout? i have never seen anybody pout on television.

>> that makes one of us. >> when we come back, i am going to -- >> you know what i just realized? you look like a really old, aging eric nees. >> eric bum nees. e-mail us. do you have video of your animal doing something? click on is submit a video. coming up, our last story.

andy will be on "the independence" wednesday at 9:00 p.m. on fox business network. i think they are glad to vow after what happened last night. >> they don't even want us to mention that actually. >> i was on last night. >> yeah, we heard. >> what? >> coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" we have michael money gnaw han. >> how do you rag on me in the past? that doesn't count. >> their cans are getting paned. it is day 95 of --

>> terrorism remains a major concern at the sochi olympics, but still we would rather focus on toilets. a writer for yahoo! sports tweeted this picture with the caption, people asked me what surprised me the most here in sochi. it is this without question. it is this. the sign says do not flush toilet paper down the toilet, but in the bin provided. the sports writer zoos surprised surprised -- writer was so surprised he took everything in the bin home. that is disgusting. i had that problem, but i cured it with therapy. what is it that you can't flush the stuff? >> it let's not attack the games. there is a larger issue in russia with their plumbing system because people are throwing their own selves into the toilet to get out of the country. that's a good joke, people. it makes a point and it is strong and boy that's a recycling program. come on, everyone. where are you from?

>> that's the title of your memwior, "where you from." >> no the title is "why are you walking away"? >> i imagine this bathroom is a step up for you. but are these conditions suitable for our olympians? >> i say when in sochi, do as the russians do do. >> i can't believe i didn't think of that. i will be in fort lauderdale. >> wow, it only took her two acts. >> the best part of the joke was a couple hours ago when we were in the office and she started laughing and said i just came up with a great joke. >> i thought wait for it. >> what was your talent in the pageant? >> we are not talking about that anymore. >> wait a minute! >> there is a available website called where do i put the paper.com.

do you share jokes? can you e-mail me these? i was working before this expri no notes. if somebody could cc me on one. just one. >> joanne gnaw was right, some research would have stopped the sports writer from being surprised. they say you will be bending it in most russia states and russia is no different. and paper goes in the toilet and not the bowl. >> last word because i know you are dying to comment on this. >> what is this website called? >> toilet paper guru.com. >> where do i put the paper.com. do they say if it is brown flush it down? >> no. >> every piece of paper has to go in the bin? that's gross. that's gross. >> it will be a problem in america at some point. >> that was prolific. >> thank you. anyway, this was fun.

>> like, you know. yeah. >> fort lauderdale this week. >> by the way, you don't know what prolific means. >> go, charity. t from all of

this tonight on fbn. see you then. >> i'm dana perino along with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, eric bolling, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." yesterday, you heard president obama complaining to bill o'reilly about fox news reporting on the administration's scandals. bill pressed him on that issue in part two of his exclusive interview. >> you think i'm unfair to you? you think i have -- >> absolutely. of course you are, bill. but i like you anyway. if you want to be president of the united states, then you know that you're going to be subject to criticism. >> but if it's unfair, i want to know if it's unfair. is it unfair? criticism is criticism. it's my job to give you a hard