don't. hello, everyone. i'm kimberly guilfoyle along with bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." add this one to the long list of harmful side effects from obamacare for our economy. the president's health care law could cost america's job market more than 2 million workers. this is according to a new projection by the non-partisan congressional budget office. take note, bob. its director explained why on capitol hill today. >> by providing heavily subsidized health insurance to people with low income and then

withdrawing the subsidies as income rises, the causes a disincentive for people to work relatative to the case in the absence of that act. >> the white house, of course, is trying its hardest to spin the news. >> this might be somebody who used to work 60 hours because they needed health insurance and now they can get a different job at 35 hours that doesn't offer health insurance, but they're getting it through this. this number itself is a small percentage of the overall economy. second of all, this number itself purports -- not purports, is about effectively choices of people. and third, it doesn't reflect the full set of factors that go into it. >> and brit hume isn't impressed. >> that was a sad briefing, megan, that really was. that performance was one of the most unconvincing performances i have seen. his answers to the questions were pathetic. >> nowhere to turn, nowhere to

go. put that poor guy with that haircut out in front of the people to answer these questions, and it just didn't go well, did it, air snk the math is not on their side? >> not brit hume. >> no, no, not brit. >> look, doug almon dofr, it's supposed to be fair and balanced right down the middle. the cbo scored it. every time they score something of his initiatives, we heard, about it. the white house put it out prominently on the white house.gov website. 2 million jobs we talked about. trying to spin it in, don't worry, that's reducing the supply of labor. brings wages up. it's wrong, but it's decreasing our labor participation rate. people are giving up hope, if it were people choosing not to, because you know, it's time, i'm moving on. it's not the case. they're giving up hope with the jobs. it's the lowest rate in 30 years. the other thing the cbo scores, 31 million people, ten years down the road, 31 million people

won't have health insurance, non non-elderly 31 million people, the same number that don't have it now. what the heck are we spending this trillions of dollars for if it's not going to help. >> that is what they say. those are the facts. >> that's factually. >> that's why i took emphasis and time. so you would go that. you have something to correct it with? i would love to hear it? >> let me give you a second. i can correct it. i can correct one thing right away. your trillion dollar figure about what this is going to cost, according to them, it's $8 billion. >> it's $2 trillion. >> they say $8 billion. these are cbo numbers. >> you're sitting here bragging on cbo. they're the most impartial group. now you won't take their numbers. >> it's $2 trillion. >> i'm telling you the cbo said it wasn't. >> greg? >> all right. >> they're going to mud wrestle. >> all right, it's easy to kill jobs when you have never had a real one yourself. they don't see this as a sad thing. this is a victory.

this is the desired result of the administration, for every job lost is one more body dependent on the government. this is the serenity of soft socialism. it doesn't come with a hammer. it comes with a handout, and it's just as deadly. but what is scary about this is that they're saying it's good news, that it's good news that people are voluntarily leaving their jobs. that's like saying starvation is good because it's giving you the freedom to lose weight. i mean, what does it require for the media to say that what president obama is doing is bad? what is bad news? he's killing more jobs than easy pass. >> okay. >> you know, we get yelled at because we talk about the safety net. we don't have an issue with the safety net. but somehow, they believe the safety net is preferable to work. it's becoming a king sized bed for americans who no longer feel the need to have to go out and work. work is a soul of this country. if you don't work, you're dead.

the only thing worse than working is not working. this is disgusting. we're talking about this in the green room. this is the only time i have felt despair, when your government is saying, hurray, 2 million people are moving from making to taking. that's great? >> we're going in the wrong direction. this isn't a communications crisis. it's a math problem, an economy problem. it's profound and far reaching. where do they go from here and why aren't people getting it? >> they worked all day last night and today to get reporters to defend them. you have the "new york times" calling this report liberating. this is a liberating thing for americans because they're not going to be locked in a job they hated. also, if you make the safety net so comfortable, if you raise -- give them so many subsidies that the lowest rung of that first ladder of the career ladder is not necessary to try to reach for, it's just, the law of how people operate.

you will not strive to work just if you have this subsidy. work is actually what just made this country so great. i felt today like it was defining america down. the truth is that a law that discouraging work by giving people a subsidy, it is a bad thing. it's not that i'm not for a safety net, but if you're taking people out of the labor force, you can then not afford to pay for all the other things you have promised to other people in the country, like baby boomers who are going to need as many people in the work force as they can possibly get to pay for all of the things we have promised to give to them. >> it's bad for our development, just like it's bad for little kids to do too much for them when they're little, or when you get guests over and you make the sheets twice in a row, they're not going to lev. >> i never knew that. >> 2.5 million people are going to leave their jobs in order to get health care when they've

already got health care, but now they can get health care under obamacare and they don't -- i mean, their employer gives them health care, right? >> they have a choice to leave. >> thought the same 2.3 million. aggregately, 2.3 million people more will leave the work force that end up coming in. >> i'm not being argumentativar i want to know the numbers. >> look at the numbers. they score this thing. >> i lot you're learned people. i'm the one who is supposed to be not learned. i want to know why it is people leave a paying job just to get health care and not have money to pay for anything else. >> in order to pay for health care, they couldn't afford to work a part time job, so they have health care. >> so they go on medicare and they don't have money to put gas in their car. >> bob, please, this is cbo. >> you say they can fall back on the safety nelt. >> we're not. >> that's a lie. falling back on the safety net. >> obamacare for people who don't have or can't afford

health insurance is a safety net, dana is right. so is unemployment insurance, food stamps, all these safety nets. what they're doing is at some point realizing that they have been right for the last 60 or 70 years saying you can't keep extending these payments, these transfer payments to people from the makers to the takers. it disincentivizes them to work. >> you leave your job, a paying job, you go and get health care and that's subsidized. you get food stamps and maybe unemployment benefits and that's what you get, the total safety net we're talking about? which means they're much worse off. i want to know who these people are. >> first of all, it would be helpful if we could all be operating from the same information, which is the cbo report, which we have all spent the last two days reading. the point is there's not 2.5 million people who are all of a sudden not going to have jobs. it's lats of different things. one of the things cbo explains is let's say you have a 40-hour a week job, but you're working 40 hours because that's how you

got your health care, but say you don't want to work as many hours bah you have other obligations, you want to take your kid to soccer practice. you decide to work 30 hours only, which means you get to keep your health insurance if you're working 30 hours. so it's the equivalent of 2.5 million jobs. it's not like you're giving pink slips to 2.5 million people. it's taking 2.5 million people out of the labor force because they're disincentivized. >> are you suggesting i didn't read the report? >> yes, i am, because why are we arguing about the core facts of what the cbo said? >> this is how the revolution works. it's not overnight. it's a gradual expansion of government, replacing market services with mediocrity, impaursers. ultimately, work for the poor becomes unnecessary because they get these free things and only the rich will get the quality goods because they're the ones working. who knew obama was a warrior for

the 1%. he argued about income inequality and he's creating a massive gap between people who can no longer work while bringing in cheap labor from other countries. this might be the worst thing you can do for the country. >> it's crippling to america. >> the great free market develops great jobs. >> people work fewer hours, in the aggregate of the hours worked, fewer hours worked means there are 2.3 million fewer 40 hour a week jobs. can i make one quick point? they told us why they were pushing this law down our throat, the health care law was going to create 4 million jobs. 400,000 jobs immediately. >> yeah. he also said you have to read it to find out what was in it. >> this is what happens. you go from create 4 million to lose 2.3 million and none are created. >> because the media doesn't question their math or the obamacare policies or even read -- no, this is true. that's why we're sitting here. we have been the only ones saying it. now everything is coming home.

>> i think their spin over the last two days is what has made people more mad. people can deal with the facts. they get irritated about the spin. and it undercuts obama's message on inequality. hard work is rewarded. so if it's a good thing that people get to make a choice to work less, then what about the people who have to work more and earn more because the only way you're going to improve your lot is if you work harder. >> if that's the case, why isn't the median income -- >> your team, when you have a bad case, you can't make it, you bring in these crazy little gimmicks. take a look. take a look at this video. >> that's fine, i understand that. it's fine. i just want to know why it is the freight free market has not created a damn great job for the middle class. >> the video. i'm begging you. >> that was happening in bush and obama. >> look at the median income. >> is that what they call it,

called for or begged for? i'm begging for this one. >> get that thing. ♪ you better stay fit >> do you hear me? >> all right. >> who let the inmates out of the asylum. what do you think of this video? let's do a quick round. you like a lot of animal weird things. >> you know what this is? the animal is a symbolic gesture towards women that somehow this is what will get you into a system. this is -- this goes back to what we were talking about before. these people don't understand what real people do for a living. they think they're all feminist bloggers or going to law school and the cats, and the cats will get them their health care. human beings cannot leave productive lives without productivity. we're replacing our soul with slot. and this is garbage. >> all right, well, i mean, when you have to bring in the animals -- >> garbage. >> it is garbage.

you should admit this is bad. >> it's bad. >> i don't know how effective this ad would be because i have watched it four times. every time i look at it, i think it's for pet food. what is it for? >> obamacare. >> oh, my goodness. >> shawn, you're dead. >> no thoughts on it. >> shawn can't save you. the l.a. times can't save you. >> all right, there you go. >> gone to the dogs. >> next, want to pick up a pack of cigarettes with your prescription? don't go to cvs because the nation's second largest drugstore chain is quitting tobacco cold turkey soon. plus, some lawmakers are trying to snuff out e-cigarettes on capitol hill, and greg is steaming about it. he'll tell you why, coming up.

so what do dirk durbin, richard bloomenthol, sherrod brown, barbara boxer, and henry

waxman have in common? they're soup ud. i'm sure you knew that, but now it's conclusive. they want to ban e-cigarettes at the capitol. they feel they're no different than regular smokes. notice i said feel and not think. yet they have no research to back the garbage up. they're exposed others may be exposed toiva vapor, water vapo. they're terrified by a substance found in fog. they should also ban nicotine gum, too, which are nontobacco delivery systems that replace deadly smoking. these morons claim it's all about protecting health, but they're too dum to see that e-cigarettes are doing that. ban them, and people will smoke the real thing. maybe that's the point, henry waxman wants me dead. of course, their cowardly defense will be about perceived danger. that way you don't have to deal with real facts. hence our villain is second-hand

water vapor, mist. i guess it's time to rethink teapots and saunas. better not steam your pant suit, ms. boxer. think of the children. forget about second hand spoke, worry more about second hand stupidity, which these clowns spread with glee. drives me nuts. >> that was cheerful. >> this is it. they're not even waiting for science or anything. bob. >> yes. >> even cvs banning cigarettes, getting rid of e-cigarettes and they're comparing it to second-hand smoke. this is beyond stupid. >> what is really beyond stupid is i have been on capitol hill for years and years. and every one of these senate office buildings are loaded with booze and they start drinking early. if they want to ban something, ban your overpriced taxpayer paid booze and leave e-cigarettes alone. you know, not that all of you are drunks. a lot of you have some problems, but that's all right. you know, just --

>> there you go. an angry, angry show. eric, okay, cvs is going to stop selling cigarettes. it's going to cost them $2 billion. mee meanwhile, they have aisles filled with junk food. i think heart disease is just as bad. >> and booze. here's the thing with cvs. you defer to the market. cvs today got blasted. they were down 1%. meanwhile, walgreens their competitor, every corner has a cvs, the other corner, walgreens. up 3%. rite-aid, up 2.5%. people realize it's a profit center. a lot of money, and not you buy your cigarettes no longer an cvs but walgreens, but everything else. your kanldy bar, toothpaste, doritos. >> you can't find drugs in the drugstore. they have two floors now. you have to go downstairs to find your medicated wipes. that's wrong when you have issues. >> they made a decision to go to more medical care in cvs.

bringi ing doctors in, doing mo shots. maybe it's a little disingenuous to have cigarettes sold. >> what about e-cigarettes? >> they're fine. that's chair choice. you're the one who is a free marketer. >> that's true. >> it's a little inconsistent with their message. >> what about smoked meat, smoked salmon. is that next? >> i hadn't thought of that. yikes. this is one thing i thought of today. >> oh, good. >> president obama praised the cvs statement in a decision. they let them know, they got the pat on the back from the white house. but i just wonder, is this president obama now saying that corporations are allowed to have values and express them? because if that's the case, maybe corporations then don't have to provide contraceptive care to their employees through their insurance plans. >> good point. >> and supreme court justices might want to think about that. >> let's not forget. >> that's a good bumper sticker. >> look at the hypocrisy. >> kimberly, we're told over and over again because we're not liberals, we're anti-science. we believe the earth is 6,000

years old and we believe evolution is a crock. isn't a fact that liberals don't care about real science because it gets in the way of politics? >> is that a real question? i think we all know the answer to that one. >> that was a leading question. >> that was a leading question. as a prosecutor, i like this. of course, to me, the irony of it is so striking and startling at the same time. because they can just with one turn of the head talk out of the mouth here and support something they believe in and then use the exact argument against it if the right or the conservatives put it forward. to me, they just lose any kind of credibility. i hope that the public sees through it. now as for cvs, they should have the right to make any corporate decisions they want to and let the market cret or take it back and allow them to sell it again. if somebody doesn't like it, then yes, get your honey-do list at the rite-aid or the dwayne read and not stop at the cvs. >> why don't they stop nicotine

gum. >> you can get second-hand chew from that. >> where's the consistency. legalized marijuana. 20 states have legalized it for medicinal use, but you're going to pull e-cigarettes and vapor, because that's more dangerous. >> are they going to pull humidifiers next? >> the patches, the nicotine patches you have on, did you ever sleep with someone with the patches on? they get stuck on you. >> you know the best way to use the patches to quit smoking? use two and put them over each eye and that way you can't find your cigarettes. >> there's an idea. >> that's like a reader's digest joke. >> i love those. >> it's like humor from the military. >> those are the best jokes. that came from peter. >> you felt a lot of them were risque, didn't you? >> i loved the ones about the church bulletins. >> where is this going? before i go, they're not just dumb, these politicians, they're dangerous. because this stuff, these e-sigs have the potential more than anything to reduce the number of

deaths. yes, because it feels like smoking. and what they are doing is increasing the likelihood of death because they're stupid. they're stupid people. all right. >> has anyone died of an e-cigarette. >> a couple occasions where it might have exploded, but that's part of the excitement. >> oh, my. >> you love fourth of july fireworks. it's smoking roulette. coming up, stephen colbert rain into jesse waters at a party. this happened. >> why are you in my driveway? i'm disappointed it's not my driveway. i'm not running away from you in my driveway. that's what i always dreamed of. >> no question. >> plus, is clay aiken running for congress? god, i hope so. and, is the worst band in the world also a bunch of cheating cheaters? all that and more when "the five" returns.

welcome back, everybody. three seductive stories. seven speedy minutes, one sprightly host. the fastest seven kicks off with our friend, jesse waters. he caught up with stephen colbert at a super bowl party. hilarity ensued. watch. >> colbert. >> hey, good to see you again. how are you? >> o'reilly has a few questions for you. >> good, good. i didn't do it. i didn't touch them. can didn't tell -- i didn't mean to tell the kids all those terrible things at the college i teach at. don't trap me in the elevator. whatever it is, o'reilly is right and i didn't do it and i apologize. >> are you hitting the party scene hard? >> you know me. i'm hitting the party scene all night long. >> you just woke up. >> i'm naught even awake yet. i'm sleep walking right now. >> all right, k.g., kick it off. >> can i tell you, he doesn't

offend me at all, i mean colbert. jesse is just jesse. popped collar and all. i like colbert because he's funny and he's cool. he knows how to have fun and doesn't stick his nose up to fox. >> i think in a loving way. i think he -- >> in a loving way? >> i think he admires us. he knows we're the winners. >> he wasn't so loving. but he is funny. >> he's funny. i don't mind him. >> you know who i feel sorry for? jesse waters. >> why? >> he is sent to howard stern's 60th birthday party, and his whole thing is asking them what they think of bill o'reilly. i mean, come on. let the guy -- it's like, how ego tistical is it? make sure you ask him if they like bill o'reilly. stop. >> just send flowers on somebody's 60th. >> exactly. >> thoughts on this? >> you said hilarity ensued. i didn't think it was hilarity. >> i have a low threshold for

hilarity. >> oh, my goodness. oh, my gosh. >> make that kind of reference. >> you said a low threshold. >> that's testosterone. >> jesse said he loved colbert. he thought he was very funny, and it was fine. but four or five other people, he really didn't like. including a certain female sportscaster. >> erin andrews. >> i think jesse is going to air all that on fox news nation. >> american idol runner-up clay aiken has an amazing singing voice. he was runner up in season five of celebrity apresent nls, now he wants to run for congress in carolina. watch. >> i'm a democrat, but i do want to help bring back, at least to my corner of north carolina, there idea somebody can go to washington to represent all the people, whether they voted for you or not, and maybe we can play a small part in igniting that change across the rest of our country. this is why i'm running for congress. >> okay, going ahead. do you like this one? do you like his chances?

>> i think he's got great name i.d., but i think runner-up is probably the position he will end up in when he runs in november. >> he's the runner-up. >> sneak into a sample home? i mean, really. >> no decorations. >> that's not his house. >> maybe it is. >> i don't know. >> he does very well. >> congressman aiken sounds good. >> aiken for aiken. there you go. a self-centered prima donna with bad hair. that makes him a perfect candidate, but he's a pfrt example of who runs these days, people who don't know what to do next. >> he's running in the eastern part of north carolina. used to be heavily black. when the redistricting came, they moved all the blacks out. he's running a district that's almost impossible for a democrat to win. and on top of that, i give him credit for saying he's gay, but i will tell you, the congressional club, they're going to destroy him. >> i feel bad for him. i'm aching for bacon, not aiken.

but the thing is, i don't know what his qualifications and experience are, but that seems not to matter very much, anyway, but god bless this country. let him run. i think it's great and i think he's going to be the run-up, like dana said. >> nobody sang the national anthem at all his events. save a lot of money. >> you can imagine the excitement i experienced when it was announced the red hot chili peppers were joining bruno mars at super bowl xlviii. now imagine the disappointment i experienced this morning when they admitted to miming their guitars. >> i have to pay them a compliment because they didn't fake it. they could have had the cables plugged in, and that would have given the illusion. but they knew they were pretending so that let that happen. my bigger question is i don't think they were necessary. bruno mars did a great job. it's like adding an extra leg to gisele bundchen, you don't need

it. >> how interesting. i wasn't let down because i thought it was a very spirited halftime performance. bruno mars was outstanding, and of course, i saw there were no cords. this is what i do in my house. they didn't call me to perform, though. >> is that bruno mars right there? >> with his clothes on. >> i agree with greg. most of these days, whenever we hear about lip sync rr or don't play their music, why doesn't somebody say it sdm. >> they did. this morning, they did. >> we're about to play the song, but we're not really going to play it. >> we recorded the music and now we're going to sing the song. >> okay. >> they were doing what all the see hawk fans were doing, chanting the whole time without real guitars. >> okay. >> in their 50s, and they dress like they're in german fat camp. >> i can't even defend them anymore. i have nothing left. next, a few development on the death of actor philip seymour hoffman.

four people have been arrested in new york city who may be linked to the suspected overdose. dana has the details coming up. >> i love vanilla ice.

an autopsy conducted on actor philip seymour hoffman came back inconclusive today in new york city. the medical examiner said more tests need to be done to determine the cause of death. he was found in his home on sunday and may have overdosed orhane. four people were arrested, apparently connected with his death. the three men and one woman have been charged with drug possession and haven't been arraigned yet. does it matter, for the people who were arrested that might then be arraigned, does it matter what the autopsy report says when it comes to their court date? >> to their court date, no.

but to the prosecutor trying to put the case together, you want to get something conclusive so that you can charge with specificity, then that can affect the bail amount, counts, amount of time, the whole deal, and it can also affect the type of representation they get if they are unable to afford to represent themselves. however, these things can be added on, right, in the future. make initial charges and then adjust them, adding or deleting depending on what other evidence comes out. they moved quickly, and shows that other people are cooperating. there are probably a lot of people looking at narcot ii iic offenses, looking to get a lighter case for themselves. >> they charged four people, alleged, involved in selling of drugs. aren't there just four more drug dealers behind them? >> sure, but the united states now have prosecuted and sent to prison drug dealers for homicide. new york is a state that does not do that, but if they found out that this was not a hot

shot, this was not fentanyl in this drug, but greg some something interesting yesterday. this guy had gotten off heroin, and he had gotten himself, you know, relatively clean for a while. he went back in and started snorting heroin, which is a whole different deal. then he started to hit it. when you have 50 empty bags around, i guarantee there will be a direct connection between the drugs and why he died when the final autopsy comes out. >> you think? >> absolutely. >> that's the way you can prosecute these guys. >> they're also waiting for toxicology reports. >> dana is 100% -- it's not four who are in line. there's 4,000 who are in line waiting to sell guys like that with a lot of money 70 bags of heroin. the guy overdosed. he's a great actor but a dope ball. let's call it what it is. you're going to go after them for murder. go after them for the law they broke, which is distribution -- >> unless they knowingly are selling a drug that has been proven to kill people. >> here's the deal. >> it could be others. >> wait a second, it's one thing

you don't prosecutor for personal possession of marijuana, but people who are known drug dealers trafficking in large amounts of heroin, i don't give them a pass. it doesn't matter. philip seymour hoffman or betty sue who overdosed, it all should matter, is my point. >> legalization of drugs not just marijuana, the answer? >> i think so, but i think the cause of death here is pleasure. and the lesson here for drug couriers is don't sell to a famous actor because his death is way more important than everybody else's. sell to obscure losers. don't sell to white rich guys because the cops will come and get you. i don't think it's the pushers fault any more than a bartender is for serving booze. essentially, what a pusher is is a rogue bartender. some of them are scum bags. others are business men who sell something that people want but can't get because the drugs are illegal. life is hard. people look for drugs. if you legalize it, it may be easier to get a drug you could

control and therefore not die. >> you know, the interesting thing is marijuana and heroin are both considered equally as class one drugs, and i thank god for -- heroin is making a comeback in big ways. >> it's never gone away. >> it's coming back. >> very prev lnlt right now, a lot of deaths. >> in the meantime, heroin is coming in. >> bob read his packet and did his research and i'm impressed by that. i'm serious, because new york doesn't criminalize it, i'm the dealer, i sell to you, i die and then i'm prosecuted under a specific statute, it doesn't work like that. >> the user knows there's a risk. he could die. he accepts that risk. he also assessments that he's risking the future of his family, that's a risk he assumes. the dealer is providing a service under a society that makes that service illegal. >> have there been any

prosecutions of a bartender -- i know there's a rule. >> you can sue bartenders? >> bartenders serving somebody? >> it's much easier to show criminal specific intent. >> if you get drunk and you hit somebody, you are the one who was drinking. the bartender can't be paying attention to every person. >> that's personal responsibility. >> it's not a brain dezeeiseadi. it's a pleasure seeking disease. he could have gotten off if he wanted to. >> life is a pleasure seeking disease, actually. >> i subscribe to it. >> ahead, the winter olympics are just two days away, but is russia ready to host the games. we're going to send you the pictures reporters have been sending back from socha, and they're not pretty.

we're just two days away from the opening ceremonies in sochi. and amazingly, the site of the 2014 winter olympics is still a work in progress. journalists have been some of

the first on the ground and what they have seen is disturbing and comical. want to take a shower? yeah, good luck. the water looks like beer. want to use the bathroom? yeah, there you go. okay. i hope you don't need to use the toilet paper because they advise against flushing it. now, this olympics cost $51 billion. the most expensive olympics so far. and nothing -- three of the hotels for journalists are not ready to move into. you know what their biggest loss is, shower curtains. you could make a fortune. russia was not ready for this, were they? >> it's amazing they're not ready for it. i mean, they have been talking about it for a long time. this is like putin's worst nightmare. >> people are going to be executed. >> right? actually, i did hear that doorknobs were in huge demand. they were trading light bulbs for dorknobs.

the bottom line is, america can do this venue right. >> some reporter had to jump out of the second floor to get out. >> why does it have to be so politically correct? why don't they say sochi is going to suck, put it some place where they can handle it, where they can accommodate these people, have toilet paper, handle, all things you can get at cvs. >> and you have to sit next to each other. >> but you have a weird look on your face like you like that. it freaked me out. the way you looked at me, that was gross. >> greg, what do you think? >> it's ironic that the iron curtain has no shower curtain. but that's a throw-back to 1991. >> we remember. >> i feel bad for russia because, a, i'm married to a russian, and b, are there any journalists over 50 over there who can slap around these young guys and tell them to stop being ba babies? you're at the olympics, grow up,

write some stories. but russia is like your big, rough ex-conof a brother who is trying to evolve and they're like 20 years behind us. i feel bad for them because they're trying. they're still home aphonetic. they still are kind of jerks. >> they still throw journalists out of windows and things like that. >> they're rough necks but maybe in 25 years they'll be there. you have to give them time. >> is your wife watching today? >> no, she doesn't watch "the five." >> i'm sure you'll pass it on, how much your defended her homeland. okay. we still have a little time? >> i haven't said anything yet. >> you haven't said anything? we didn't goto our sports expert. dana, please. >> i wanted to say that we looked up the two other cities that were in the finals when they chose russia, and it was -- two other countries. austria and south korea. south korea does have the olympics in 2018. i think austria would have been a better choice. i think russia was getting to a point where we were continuing to encourage the openness that putin was putting into place

with medvedev, but what they're getting now is the real russian experience. they were never going to get the accommodations that a salt lake city or a vancouver could provide. >> you know why? there is so much corruption in russia still. all the way up and down the line. >> billions that putin got, and how much the toilet paper cost. >> say it in a nice way. >> "one more thing" is up next.

hi, there. time now for "one more thing." i saw that yawn, dana. i caught her. let's get a little party. a little party in your pocket. >> what? >> i don't know. >> i don't know. >> the seattle seahawks -- >> party in your pocket. >> maybe that's just you. take a look at the parade today. the seattle seahawks enjoying

the taste of victory. and if there's anything we know from the west coast is that the seahawks fans are loud. they like to express themselves, and you had people coming from all over. some of them from like 1,400 miles away to share their jubilation in what really was just a tremendous game by the seahawks. >> what happened to san francisco? >> don't even talk to me about that. i'm in mourning, still, back-to-back years. up next, bollig. >> very interesting. tomorrow night, jaley leno hand over the torch to jimmy fallon and the tonight show. the media group did the analysis of all 44,000 jokes that were delivered over the course of the tonight show. take a listen, and i'll tell you what they came up with. watch this. >> bill clinton and i really have a lot in common. he was elected in '92. i started in '92. i smile when i sit behind my desk. he really smiles when he sits behind his desk. laura bush talked about how her husband, former president bush is spending his free time.

take a look. >> how is president bush doing. is he proud to be out of the spotlight? >> he's doing veryual. he's riding her mountain bike a lot. he likes that. >> a couple weeks ago, president obama called me and told me personally f i like my current job, i can keep my current job. and i believed him. yeah, i believed him. >> all right, so it turns out jay delivered 4,6 00 aimed at clinton, and only 1,011 to president obama. >> but he was one of the only people making jokes about obama. >> after he found out he was leaving. >> and his ratings went up. i love jay leno. you're funny. you're funny. you have lot to offer. >> am i next? i got a lovely note from sheryl hall of centennial, colorado. and she sent a homemade card, which i love, but the gift is something i wanted to regift to greg, because it's called i

would rather be short. it tells you all the reasons in be short. you can stair in an airport under the storage units and you don't have to slouch, and the food portions look bigger, and you're never expected to do chores like changing a light bulb. i wanted to give that to you for self-help. >> see how big the book looks. >> can you get a picture of the pout? he's pouting. bob, not you. okay, fine. your turn. >> today is red eye's seventh birthday. and our strongest ever january. this january, we had one of our biggest months. we beat every cnn show in total viewers. we're at 3:00 a.m., and we beat every cnn show in total viewers. the closest cnn show in the demo trailed us by 58,000. >> and that was -- >> i think it's because of the great programming we have. here's a clip from a recent red eye.

>> that is really weird. >> genius. >> what is he doing? sniffing? >> does it matter what they're doing, kimberly? does it matter? >> that looks really weird. >> i want to thank in his death now, you probably have never heard of russell hemingway, who was a leader in the liberal movement. he took over the nation committee for an effective congress started by eleanor roosevelt. he brought targeting into political campaigns. he did a fantastic job and brought me into liberal politics and i'll miss him very much. >> it is february 6th. a fox news lart. an olympic sized threat inside a tiny tube. terrorists could be using toothpaste to smuggle bombs on to planes. the latest warning as athletes

are preparing for the opening ceremonies. >> a firefighter trying to do the right thing. why he ended up cuffed in the back of a cruiser. >> skinny shock. she lost 155 pounds to be crowned the bigs loser. but now some say she lost too much weight. here's the pictures. we report, you decide. >> "fox & friends first" starts right now. ♪ >> good morning. you are watching "fox & friends first" on this thursday morning. it's cold out there but the

weekend is almost here. that's the good news. i am heather childers. >> i am ainsley earhardt. thank you for farting your thursday with us. a new olympic terror threat. toothpaste tube bombs. a warning on the eve of the opening ceremonies for all airlines flying to russia. >> what the grim threat means for americans heading to sochi. >> good morning. with opening ceremonies hours away the department of homeland security is putting airlines across the globe on notice. terrorists could smuggle bombs inside toothpaste tubes. no specific threat was made. presidential nominee mitt romney who ran the 2002 salt lake city games calling the threats grave. >> obviously these are real concern, grif concern and have to be considered thoroughly. i do believe the games will be safe particularly in the areas where there's substantial security personnel, but without