banner recognizable value standing for values that went be compromised. >> russian officials launching in sochi just in time for the olympics. a behind the scenes look at the state-of-the-art technology. and does vice president biden think every american should own a fear dispensing helmet? >> that has been the basic american dream. >> and finally, is your toaster racist? our panel has tips on how to confront your alliance about its twisted world views. none of these stories are on "red eye" tonight. >> and now, let's welcome our guest. she holds a world record for throwing the most drinks in people's faces in an hour, 37. i am here with joanne.

and shut ins pray to him when they are having a bad day, andy levy. and if hilarity was the prom he would come in tuxedo. >> and she knows hot stocks like i know chicken pox. i have had them every year since age six. with me, liz mcdonald. her new book, skirting harrisye. i ordered 40 copies for all of my house boys. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. [inaudible]. >> okay. are you having a conversation? arethey are dangerously low on the pillow. it is day 92 of --

>> the olympics start in four to six weeks, but nobody really knows. due to a shortage of pillows to those who arrived at the olympic village there will be a transfer of pillows from all apartments to the store house. mean wheel, they are firing back at the bathrooms. they say western visitors visitors are trying to sabotage sochi's big moment out of bias for russia. he said, quote, we have surveillance video of the hotel showing people turn on the shower and direct the nozzle to the wall and then leave the room for the whole day. finally the owe chee -- finally the sochi mascot arrived and he wasn't feeling well.

>> that happened. he could have hurt somebody. >> turned out he was gay. >> god knows where he went. sherrod, these games are off to a bad start. is it obama's fault? >> well, on this network, yes. he was behind this and obamacare ruined the bathrooms. that bathroom is disgusting. it looked like where tony montano was cut. it is disgusting. running out of pillows and now they will get extra pillows from somewhere? don't put your face on that pillow. >> i don't like using used

pillows, and will they have pillowcases? >> listen, don't put your face on it. it is not worth it. >> you can say that about a lot of things. liz, russia claims to have secret cameras in the bathrooms. as an exhibitionist, does this excite you? >> it thrills me. by the way, the olympics are going on? who knew? >> the olympics are not going on. >> i love how the russian bathroom inspects you for cleanliness. it is a socialist version of the bathroom. i was thinking, wait a minute, russia has pillows? >> they have pillows, but they are made of wood. >> they are putting them in putin's cheek. >> we are so mean. >> what are the good things about sochi? do you know anything good? >> it is a beautiful resort. you are ukrainian. that's all i have.

you actually sleep on a bag of severed fingers. >> let me clarify. they are good for my lower lumbar. >> you put them lower than the lumbar, by the way. >> hey now. the terrible thing is sherrod was looking forward to the women's bobsled team having a pillow fight. that's not going to happen now. >> it is like pillows and bad boys with sean penn. it landed. >> it did land. it did land. does anything else concern you? >> not really. i hope america brings home the gold! >> there you go. that's good. andy, now we have to worry about toothpaste and toothpaste containers which could hold ingredients for bombs. what do we do about this? >> you can't do anything. the toothpaste is out of the tube. i have a couple

things. athletes arriving unexpectedly? do they show up early? it is just not a good sign when you are holding the olympics and you have -- you think athletes shouldn't be there. >> you are surprised they show up. >> what are you doing here? >> i just -- >> he is speechless. >> i have so much to say that i don't even know where to start. we keep making fun of the journalists complaining about the bathrooms and things like that. but things have gotten really bad. the associated press sent out a tweet. can we put this up? it says notes from sochi 2014. there is no place at the main press center to get ice with your coke light. so i'm a little tired of hearing how gays are getting killed over there. we've got journalists who can't get ice for their cokes.

>> do you know what twitter is? twitter is the official sponsor. it started when reporters or anybody encountered a problem at the airlines. they would go like, -- >> that's when you get a response though. the airlines know they have followers. >> what were they ? what were the reporters tweeting about at the airport? >> it is like i am never flying southwest again. and then it spreads to hotels. >> i have done it before too. when there is a line at check in . really? really? i would love a comped room. >> they have teams of people to stay on twitter to make sure their name is not getting bashed. >> that has created a reflex. they do it without thinking. there is no ice. there is no ice? oh my god. >> by the way, just the matter of fact way that the russians

announced they have cameras in the bathrooms like it didn't even dawn on them that people might say what? >> and how about, whoa, look at the bathrooms. >> they spent their billions of dollars on the camera. >> i can understand putting cameras in the athletes' bathrooms, but journalists? >> you can't masterbate to that. or can you? tomorrow we will do the whole hour on what you can masterbate to. no breaks. >> i will be here early to help with the decorations. >> thank you. by the way, it will be in prime time. that's a big change for us. i am shocked. anyway i am kidding of course. we are against such programming. in fact, i find it disgusting and repulsive and i believe master because -- masterbation is the devil's typewriter. somebody tweeted that to me. >> it is more like the devil's flute. >> jeez, you take it to the

gutter. are guys without warts better at sports? a new study claims good looking men are also good athletes. that's not true when you look at me, and i never played sports. a swiss biologist came to the conclusion -- well, i did play soccer. after looking at the competitors in the tour de france they determined the faster cyclists were more attractive. >> who is this dude? >> i don't know. i could keep going. >> he says good looks may be an evolutionary shortcut. noting that in a lot of species attractive mates father off spring. we have such athletes that can back up the study. ♪

>> i apologize. that was supposed to be in tomorrow's special episode. >> joanne, you have dated hundreds of athletes, perhaps thousands. it is all a blur to you. do you agree with this study? >> i do. but i am also attracted to gay men. >> are you a woman, ain't you? >> yes. i am just outing athletes left and right. >> when you date an athlete, the athlete is most likely gay? >> after they date me they come out which says a lot about me. >> what do you do to them? >> it is what i don't do. can we just move on? >> i'm sorry. sherrod, does it make you mad that athletes are hot and comedians are not? >> listen i gets mine. here is the point.

at first i thought it was athletes altogether. and then it is no, i can't back that up. some of the lady athletes have nice bodies, but, you know what i'm saying? they are not winning the gold. they are not gonna win the gold. >> try to get him to commit to something, joanne. >> i said some. i didn't say all of them. some of them -- >> you are a hopeless romantic. >> all right, a call back to a show last week. the study was done specifically on men. do you think this applies to women too? only the best athletes are better looking? >> the best athletes are better looking and whether or not it applies to women? >> yes. >> that's so far over my head. >> just say yes. would you like to answer a question of your desire?

>> no. >> what about bowlers? >> what about bowlers ? >> i love bowlers and i find them very attractive. >> why? >> the shoes for one thing. they are usually very you harry. are there athletes you find more attractive than others? >> i like three and feef on that money -- three and five on the montage. >> those will be our guests in the b block. >> have you some good looking guys who are great athletes -- i don't believe in the study. i think it is a weird dude sitting next to him and cycling and taking notes and saying i like that one. i like this one. pedal more, pedal for me. >> was that an imitation of a french person? does it make you feel like a bigger loser than you already do? >> quite the contrary.

>> we are better looking, accept it and move on. although i did learn from the montage that there are no black athletes. that surprised me. i thought there were black athletes. >> i think we know who put the montage together. at first i thought it is the winter olympics, but no. >> i think we should start at the artificial elevation of someone who can throw a ball well and make that into something special. why is it any better than solving a puzzle? >> you won't be able to throw that ball forever. puzzles last a lifetime. >> they really do. especially when i try to solve them. because i am stupid. >> it proves another point. the stereo type is always right. isn't it true? jocks are good looking dumb people. >> there is a partial truth.

>> maybe they are good looking because they are attractive and in good shape. >> it is true. once they buy the used car lot they get fat. >> and what about math-letetes. they are not getting laid at all. >> even the likeness they don't like. school officials in illinois are upset over guns appearing on signs. stickers are not required in schools and it is part of a new concealed carry state law. administrators in suburban chicago objected to the image. quote, i think the general public will be alarmed and wonder if people have been allowed to bring guns to school in the past. she said she would prefer something more subtle. speaking of subtle. >> what is that?

that is a rodent. >> what was that? >> that bothered me. >> do these signs belong in schools? these anti-gun signs? >> i don't even care either way. i really don't. this is from a city where death by multiple gunshots is considered natural causes. i think it is fine. it is not a big deal. put the sticker up and who cares? >> signs don't shoot people. >> it don't seem shriek a big deal -- don't seem like a big deal. >> you write it out. you write guns. >> this reminds me of at bars when you put up the peck tour of the pregnant woman and it says, you know, drinking can cause fetal alcohol syndrome. you shouldn't be drinking from you pregnant. it is there and i don't know if people will -- it will affect them one way or the other. >> people can't speak

english. the gun is up there in case somebody can't speak english. >> it will stop people from bringing guns into schools. >> obviously not. people who break the law don't read the signs anyway. >> will the school districts think this will work? >> the point is like you said. they put the signs up because they have new conceal carry laws in the state. they want law abiding people who have a concealed carry license to know you can't bring your gun in here. that way they are not breaking the law. >> what kind of idiot would bring a concealed weapon to a school? >> a police officer maybe? >> what about a police academy. that's a school. >> will this create a rebound effect. when you pay attention to something in a negative way it ups it is -- it ups the allure so one day kids will want the guns. >> no. kids say you have a flash through it. >> they say the idiot principal said this could be frightening the students. the only way this is frightening the students is

they don't know the circle and the slash is the universal symbol for nope. that means the principal is running a really bad school. >> if some crazed loon gnaw particular, lunatic going to put down the gun because they see the sticker? >> that's not the point of the sign. >> i know. but it is to say you can't bring concealed guns into it. i get that. >> i think we are living in a period of hysteria. say tan a nick messages where everybody was going crazy over that in the 80sand then it went away. >> in the hood schools they have metal detectors. >> exactly and that works. >> is that the 70s? i'm old. enough of this crap. coming up, justin bieber is dead -- tired from all of his pot smoking. can't blame him. he smokes a lot the stupid little [bleep]. better question phase book

dumber making us twitter.

do brain cells deplete with every tweet? a new study claims that social media is turning us all into morons. researchers say the ease of sharing information on facebook and twitter leads us to rely increasingly on the opinions of others. we are losing the ability to think am -- only lit clear. disash only -- we may think it makes us stronger, but any boost in brain power is super fission. let's listen to one who is that longer able to form full sentences.

>> he is trying to tell us there is a murderer in the house. we are just laughing and we put it on youtube and it is all over. i will go to joe first. >> jo, jo. >> by the way, first time in seven years somebody sneezed on "red eye." that has never happened. >> is that good luck? >> it has never happened. by the way, nobody has ever sneezed on camera in any tv show ever. that is the first time i have ever seen that. >> that's because it is a waste of cocaine. >> liz is not doing cocaine. >> has why -- that's why she sneezed. >> we can edit out the white

flakes. >> honestly, go home and -- >> they are at home. >> go somewhere where you have internet access and google cash dash twitter has made me stupid. google sneezing. you will get sneezing videos, but you know what, -- >> be sure to tweet the sneeze. >> i am saying you will not find on any show somebody sneezing accidentally. >> i am grateful and honored. >> i want to get back on track here. by the way, you only sneezed once. that's weird. >> i think it is weird when people sneeze multiple times in a row. >> are you a robot. gee sherrod, you -- >> sherrod you are right. when you learn to sneeze -- >> assimilating. >> human beings would sneeze

eight times. because you are a robot you are going, must master stheez. must master sneeze. >> i do cough like that too. >> see. this whole thing on twitter has proven -- >> i love twitter. make sure you get the sherrod army t-shirt. >> you can barely tie your shoes. >> i have somebody to tie my shoes. >> who is that? >> my lady. >> is that bruce's name? >> bruce goes by many names. >> i was asking you an opinion about twitter. do you believe that this is making people dumber? >> in certain capacities, yes. it is also great because it forces people to get to the point. and everyone tries to be really witty and some people succeed. the ones who don't, we just laugh. >> it is like a -- it is a

populous cocktail party. it is not making people dumb because they are dumb. >> it is making people smarter because it is making them focus and focusing their thoughts into 140 words. >> there are a lot of opinions out there. >> you actually condense what she said. >> there are too many opinions on twitter. i like the old days. you might tbet your ass whip those days. >> this is a fake study. >> how so? >> the guy who did it said, you know what, he posed a question and then the people who were in the study copied when they were on twitter they said oh here is an answer and i am going to copy it and use the answer. that happens regardless of whether it happens on twitter or facebook or in schools or anywhere. >> i don't think things like twitter make it dumb.

they make it easier for them to be dumb. with the internet and social networking and people who want to be spoon fed have a lot more spoons. the truth is, there is no spoon. there is no substitute for actually learning. >> any examples of this? >> i don't think so. >> what if you want to be spooned? >> i don't want to see that on our show. >> you are going to see it. >> something inside me made me sick to my stomach. >> it is like a coke ad. >> what is america coming to? erase from brain. throw away. >> i had a point i wanted to make. i don't think it makes people dumber. you think they are dumber because they are more self-absorbed because they are looking for things said about them. that's what i think. >> but that's not -- oh, okay.

that's not the point of the study. >> i didn't read the study. >> i know you didn't. >> what is happening here? >> i don't know. i am mad at you. coming up, my personal trainer is doing a late-night workout in the park and i hope you come. is it wrong to take selfies with cadavers? i think the whole thing stinks.

we talked to the producers producers and found out there was a sneeze prior to liz's sneeze. it has been recorded. it was diane macedo on "red eye" and on the set at the time. >> i don't know what happens when i leave here. >> we don't even know what happens when you are here. >> where am i? >> that's interesting. the only sneezes that were recorded happened on "red eye." that's really weird. her school is seeing red after she posed with the dead. an alabama high school student is in big trouble after posting an instagram selfie with a human cadaver taken during a class field trip. the misguided teen was touring the university of alabama's birmingham biology department which i am told is excellent. she later deleted the picture, but not before another student took a screen graph. she faces suspension or public

beheading. >> let's start the. >> lightning. >> rooooooooooooouuuunnnnd. lightning round. >> nailed it. >> that was the shorter version. >> thank you, gregory. >> sherrod, some kid told on her. is that fair? >> the kid who told on her, nerd. the girl who did it, awesome. >> do you think she is classy? >> this is the type of girl who has the weed in the sock and she will smoke out behind the school and knows where the porn is in the woods. this is my kind of girl. it is a cadaver. a cadaver is like this, who gives a [bleep]. i. >> you know what, you swore. i will get to your point about who should give to dead people. they don't have rights anymore. what kind of punishment does she deserve? >> community service and working in a morgue. >> that's a good point. >> i'm kidding. >> you know what, i read her

older sister reported the incident to school officials and tipped off the media. so her sister turned her in. >> wow. >> that's how sisters are. they turn on them in an instant. joanne, is this the curse of the modern age? everyone is taking selfies including at the morgue. >> i definitely think so. you are looking for opportunities to get as many likes or followers and you don't realize that this was a real person. your morals and how you grow up goes out the window for that. but then again when will you ever have an opportunity to take your picture with -- obviously i am like this girl. when will i ever have an opportunity with a cadaver. >> remember the stories dr. biden told us about what they used to do to the cadavers in l.a. county? >> you mean dr. boden? >> remember those stories? >> they would take pictures

with dead celebrities. >> they would have sex with them. >> that was a rumor. >> not from his mouth. >> what do you make of this? should the courts sue? >> the courts can't sue. >> that's another problem. >> i believe the only punishment that fits the crime is a selfie for a selfie. she needs to be a cadaver and other people should take pictures with her in the background. >> are you saying you want her dead? >> i understand it sounds harsh, but it is the only fairway to punish her i think. >> are you a horrible person. >> i am not the one who took the peck tour, greg. the picture, greg. >> you say it is okay. the dead don't have rights. the dead do not have rights. >> she is an organ donor. >> she is not a picture donor.

>> it devalues the life that was had. >> that was somebody's mother. >> how would you like it if somebody took a selfie with your dead body. >> i watched "weekend at bernie's" with a dead body. i thought it was great. >> where -- you can play the game where you pretend to be dead and we take pictures. >> i spent a few hours in that bathtub. it was cold. i lost a toe, but it was great. canadian human rights tribunal has dismissed a sex discrimination lawsuit who argued he was too shy to attend a class full of women. instead of dropping the class he stopped going and asked the teacher to drop the attendance portion of his grade. she refused and he later failed. the 20-year-old explained i felt anxiety and i didn't expect it would be all women. about 40 women were sitting in a semicircle. the thought of spending two

hours there for the next four months was overwhelming. >> it sounds like a steve coral coral -- steve carel movie. >> i don't know. shyness could be a disready on. maybe he has a disorder. >> it could be a disorder. he asked the teacher to be exempt from the portion that is 15% of his grade. that is crazy class attendance. he is saying i should be exempt. >> you can still get 85% if you never show up. >> i am calling radishes on this. >> i am saying this is bull. >> what are radishes? >> i am seeing through his lies. this is the only class he wasn't getting an a in. he said have i to get out of this. my parents are going to kill me jie. this is microaggression. >> was that last night? we talked about microaggression and i want you to look at that and look at

sherrod and go -- >> this kid is like, it is messing up my 4.0. >> can i point out the question i was going to ask is what is your take? please say something that does not result in women, canada or the student. >> all the kids were pointing at him because he is messing up the curve. >> it was women's studies. why are women always having to study themselves. why do women studies exist? >> nobody understands you guys. >> i think he signed up thinking oh maybe i will meet girls. his friends are like, yeah, he will be the only guy in it. then he is like, oh wow these are crazy feminists. they grow out their arm pit hair and i don't want to deal with them. i don't want to go. >> that's what it is. >> i don't want to tell my guy friends i dropped the class because i am afraid of women. >> he said it was one to 20

and realized he didn't want to be around the other 19. i always feel the career trajectory is to teach women studies. >> i it is a women's study course in canada. i mean really? >> spanish people take spanish. let women take women. >> that's a good point. makes no sense to me. you mentor many college students as we all know. >> i have a bookshelf filled with the works of the evil patriarchy. i have a revolving bookcase and on one side it is comic books and video games. and then i press a button and it rotates and you can see the patriarc. when i am tutoring him that's what they see. if you are shy, maybe don't take a course that requires class participation. >> i think joanne has hit the nail a on the head.

he was thinking of a different kind of class. >> it is only because it fit into his schedule. >> he wanted some girls to fit into his schedule. >> he took it as credit-no credit and it will not appear on his transcript, so what is he complaining about? >> he enrolled, but never went to class and asked at the last minute. >> you know what he needs? he needs to get laid. >> is that your answer for everything? >> for this kid it is. you broke your leg? get laid. it is time to take a break. you may have heard, i have a new book coming out. march 18th and the book is called "not cool" and i may be coming to a city near you. i will be at 31 cities in 11 days. here is a look at some of them. i would love to meet some of you, maybe privately back at the lodge. i'm kidding, really i am. check out g gutfeld.com for

the entire schedule. you know what else, at the end of the tour i will auction off this bus. that's if i remember i said this. there is a good chance i will not remember it. you are either putting stuff in bad places or --

next topic, sherrod. the drugstore chain says they will stop sellinging tobacco because they hate america. actually the company says they would like to expand their health care offering with things like immunizations and fun shots and funyons. quote, it is a real

contradiction to talk about all of the things we are doing to help people on their path to better health and at the same time sell tobacco products. have you looked in your store? i mean every single aisle has something bad for you. >> beer, wine, junk food. >> the hardest thing to find in a drugstore these days is drugs. >> exactly. >> it is like one aisle that has like cold and cough medicine. everything else is like an entire aisle of sunflower seeds. >> how can you not find tissues. i was ill and i needed tissues and i could not find them. i was not about to ask. >> you can't ask. then when you ask it is like a huge burden. it is like, oh man. and then they don't even know. so you buy something that looks like tissues and it is for your butt. >> >> and you use them anyway. there is a huge rash on your face.

cvs, i wesh -- wish i had time to come up with something amusing for that acronym. they said they will lose $2 billion in revenue. do you buy that? >> no, i don't. andy is right. here is the thing and here is the trend, drugstores are turning into little mini hospital clinics. that's the trend that you will go into a drugstore to get a checkup. you won't go to the doctor or the hospital. you will do it in the drugstore. >> i like that if that's true. but in my neighborhood they are turning into whole foods. you walk in there and it is all food. what is it the walgreens? >> it sells sushi now. >> they have this stuff called delish that is cookies and crackers and everything that makes you 400 pounds. at least cigarettes keep you thin and make you look cool. >> at least the marketing is accurate. it is delish. >> that's a good point. even the generic foods -- in

the old days if you trank like what was it royal crown cola? rc cola? it was steeky water. sticky water. >> syrup. >> now generic stuff is good. >> because you have little small companies coming out and making these things. you find out you can drink a nice soda. and then they come out with zero and one. >> you can get your generic anti-diabetes drug. >> that's true. if you see the $18 for mucinex and now you wait a couple months and the next thing it looks just like it, and it is $8. all you have to do is read the ingredients and you save like $10. >> it is always slightly harder to open the packaging on the cheap one. >> it is made by children. you know what is missing? has anybody answered the one question of the last few years.

where is thera-flu? >> it is behind the counter because they use it to make other drugs. >> no, it is gone. >> it is behind the counter, money. you have to show the id. >> mucinex is great, but you have to drink four gallons of water or you will have issues. >> just have a nuty pop. >> you put it on your nose. >> i heard somebody died pr that and i am not all about that. >> a water ameba? >> they did? >> yes jie. holy cow. >> that sounds like a charkt a ter from -- character from "little house on the prairie." >> i have a serious question. i am okay with it as long as the government doesn't pressure them. there are a lot of people cheerleading this. does this mean he is in favor of stores not carrying certain items? can they not carry plan b?

>> it is an argument. >> because you get a lot of uproar when pharmacies don't want to -- >> or listen we are the first to say you can't carry junk food. will the first lady say stop carrying junk food? >> obamas didn't tell cvs to stop selling cigarettes. >> that's fine, but i'm curious if he thinks it is okay. >> but listen, he only has a couple years left. >> wherever he goes. the other then we haven't talked about, they got rid of e-cigs. the only real way to stop smoking. >> why did they do that? >> they look like cigarettes. >> that's dumb. >> the e-cigs will change the way smoking -- it is scaring the hell out of beurocrats because they are not getting tax money out of it. you don't tax nicoret, do

you? >> it is like banning cross dressing. >> i heard they are going to ban the flesh-colored bandaids. >> they are not in that business. >> there is a serious fear that people will look as cool as steven dorf and that could screw the whole country. >> there is only one steven dorf. there might be two. he seems to be everywhere these days smoking that blue cigarette. >> i think he is hilarious. >> i met him. >> you know he is a young actor. >> i met him once. >> he was on blade. >> it never occurred to me to call him funny, but i'm sure he feels the same way about me. >> you hate him? >> i don't hate him.

>> we all feel the same way about you, greg. >> coming up, the diarrhea defense.

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coming up tomorrow, we got a brand-new show. we have govenor mike huckabee and tom shillue who can't close his mouth. that's tomorrow. >> mouth breather. >> e block. last story. that's the last store. the last story. >> she had to go. she had to go. that's the excuse of a 92-year-old woman gave after not stoping after she hit a jogger while she was driving her lincoln towncar. she said she left the scene because she had a severe case of diarrhea and headed to a nearby tbroas restore to use the restroom. she returned to the scene 45 minutes later, but nobody was there. >> episode on "golden girls." >> the woman she hit, 1-o a good joke. she wants the license taken away and says it is unfortunate and i am distraught and can't do anything about it. it was not a hit-and-run, but i had no choice because i had

diarrhea. sherrod, the poor old lady, we have all been there before. we have all been in the situation. >> we have all been to the situation where you have to get to the bathroom and you are loosey goosy. >> and she is 92, god bless her. >> how do you drive at 92? >> i know, i know. that's the bigger question. >> how do you control your bowels? >> it goes right through you. >> how do you do both at the same time? i i can't. that's why i don't drive. >> this is the fear. this is the universal fear of all human beings. being somewhere and having to go to the bathroom. it is up there. >> it depends. >> this all seems highly irregular. >> she is 92. first of all, the judge says what happened to you?

92-year-old people driving? they see the sign for the route number and they think that is the speeding limit. >> i think there has to be -- you know what they do? i think they renew the driver's license by mail and that's the issue. >> arizona though is one of those states where a lot of elderly drivers. >> quickly i have to go of the the poor lady, we have been there. >> yes, after a night of heavy drinking, come on. getting a spray tan, that's the worst. >> is that what you call it? >> you come out a little browner. >> oh god. i am even disgusted by what i just said. >> you are so brown. >> andy, last word, please. >> a couple things. the court case is actually stolmacker versus stoolma a ker. after she -- she bought the

dinner rolls. >> get toilet rolls when you get dinner rolls. i hope the woman is okay and glad nobody got hurt. well somebody hurt their arm, but that's what happens. it is all in the service of a great story. bye, everybody. deion.

see you at 9:00 on fbn. hello, everyone. i'm andrea tantaros, along with bob beckel, dana perino, eric boling and greg gutfield. hello. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." an exciting show and sean hannity will bring us dinner to pay off a super bowl bet that he lost. he's outside grilling away now. sean, how is it going out there? >> hey, look, first of all, if you look in front of you, i already made your shrimp cocktail and i have your salads, i have an incredible lemon cake for dessert, and as promised bob beckel is the only one that's ever tried my grilled steaks. here's some of them. tell me how